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Post-game thread: Sanchez chokes, allows single

Did you know that last year in Fresno, Eli Whiteside struck out 40 times in 116 at-bats? In the majors, he struck out 30 times against four walks in 127 at-bats. Yeah, he’s not much of a contact guy. Or a bat control guy. Or an anything to do with hitting guy. He’s a backup catcher. He catches no-hitters and calls a good game. At no point should he be in a position to get the tying run home if you can help it.

So the only reason you leave Whiteside in for a runner-on-third, no-out situation in the eighth inning is if you’re playing for the 13th inning, Dusty-style. You want to make sure that in case the ground opens up and swallows Whiteside in the 12th, you still have a catcher to put in the game. That’s a silly way to play the game, of course, but you can almost see the logic if you squint.

That’s not what Bochy wanted to do, though. He wanted Whiteside to hit. Then Bochy wanted to burn Molina in the very next at-bat. Perfect. It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. Bruce Bochy did everything possible to ensure that the worst hitter on the team -- on a team filled with bad hitters, there’s still a no-doubt, bottom of the heap, worst on the team, mind you -- got the crucial at-bat. I don’t blame Whiteside. I blame Bruce Bochy. And maybe Whiteside a little bit, but mostly Bochy.

And that’s how you lose a game in which you allow one single. That, and the Giants couldn’t get a single fly ball when they needed to. If you want to know why the Manny Ramirez game wasn’t worth your rage, it’s because you were saving it for this game. Worst game of the year, and it had better hold that title for a long, long time if there is to be no arson.

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Jonathan Sanchez doesn’t know how to win.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain Curse.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been Cain’d

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was worse than a Caining. Caining is when you give up two or three runs over seven innings and lose by one. Sanchez gave up one fucking single and one barely-earned run (I still think Huff shouldn’t have caught that ball if he was going to tumble) and the Giants had multiple opportunities to at least tie the game with a goddamned fly ball, not even needing a base hit, and they couldn’t do it. There are no words to express that kind of frustration.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so sadly true.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You said it all buddy!

I really hate Bochy, always have and I don’t care if they miraculously win the WS I’ll stand by it. He is a terrible game manager.

by jonesin25 on Apr 21, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s incredible that the SF media don’t write about how ridiculously bad his moves are. They need to shout it from the rooftops. Maybe Neukom might wake up.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 21, 2010 4:54 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why the Giants Should Trade Matt Cain Every Pitcher on the Roster

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by groug on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy me dinner and we'll talk

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/winks

I will settle for drinks

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I am going to have nightmares now.

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by RaymondStone.com on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odd. that baby looks strangely like ‘Survivorman’.

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololol

omg, great call.

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really expect Jermaine Dye to be a Giant by tomorrow

by 49erEmpire on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

At this point, I’m okay with that.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he a run producer?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mainly while in right field.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we would lose by 5 runs instead of one

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have rather had him come off the bench to hit in the last two innings than 2/3 of the guys who were swinging the bats.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it results in a DFA of Velez or Torres

And if he’s used as a pinch-hitter.

I would be fine.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not. bloody. likely.
And if he’s used as a pinch-hitter

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Therein lies the rub.

I don’t trust them to use Dye in a way that would be useful.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez went 1-3 with a BB and clean defense

No respect for the OBP?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bone Chips

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Were you watching yesterday’s game? His defense is a joke. I get nervous everytime I see a fly ball out there.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

observational prejudices = irrelevance

it’s the facts that count and the facts were as I stated above

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

None. He still sucks at baseball.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The 1 hit was a weak grounder that found a hole. Whoo.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll settle

Weak grounder with Schierholtz on 3rd = 1 more run than we got

by BooRadley2785 on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh… you do know that the other team isn’t just obligated to spot us Nate Schierholtz at third every time Velez feels like hitting a weak grounder, right?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are trying to say?

The Giants aren’t handicapped a free runner every inning? I guess I don’t understand the game at all.

by BooRadley2785 on Apr 21, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to say that weak ground balls suck, and we shouldn’t be looking for flukish hypothetical situations to make them more palatable, which includes implanting them into at bats where the result was even worse. Sure, I’d take lots of things over a pop up to the first baseman. Many of those things still suck, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right now I’d go for anything that sucks less. It’s only April… why are we talking like this?

by BooRadley2785 on Apr 21, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being potentially satisfied with weak ground balls is probably as defeated as you can get as a baseball fan.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, that’s entirely possible.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, not necessarily the “for singles” part.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I was going to add up how many more hits Pete Rose had at Eugenio’s age, but it’s such a flatly absurd comparison that it’s not even worth the arithmetic.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hardly the point

Also — On April 23, 1964, in the top of the ninth inning of a scoreless game in Colt Stadium, Rose reached first base on an error and scored on another error to make Houston Astros rookie Ken Johnson the first pitcher to lose a complete game no-hitter.

I just grabbed that off of wikipedia, since last night’s game reminded me of it.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is the point, exactly?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is none. He’s just fucking with you at this point.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The point is that a hit is a HIT

and the 30-foot single and the 130-foot single and 330-foot single all count the same (when there’s nobody on base).

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not the point, though. Certain kinds of contact results in hits more often. And the guys who can do those things are empirically better players. Yes, I’ll take a seeing eye ground ball. But being satisfied with it is exactly how you end up with an offense that scores three runs every three days.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, what am I doing… I went from acknowledging that you’re just fucking with jcb9 to responding to another one of your comments in earnest in the span of 21 minutes. Baited and hooked, I guess. Maybe I’d better take my own advice on this one from here on out.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool story, dude.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Ichiro = Zorak then?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen Ichiro bat and I’ve seen Velez bat… it’s not really equal.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get tangled in the tarp.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I mean, their approach is completely different… when Ichiro gets infield hits they aren’t accidental.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was a particularly ridiculous comment from hokysmksbw. But he’s specializing in those lately.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 22, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll say this again EPIC FAIL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy's continued employment continues to amaze me

And they did the runner on 3rd thing not once but like 6 times. I just have no faith in BORK or Sabean to actually learn anything.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I never liked Bochy, I really thought he was not so good, but I always felt like maybe folks were a bit over the top. Now, I grimly and joylessly join your ranks, offering nothing but what remains; my black, seething heart. Bochy is literally an idiot. He’s fucking simple and that’s about the worst thing you can say about someone in my mind.

by Rorsavelt on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He’s a manager that kept playing Vinny Castilla, the Padres released him.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants should have known something was up when the Padres let him out of his contract to manage within his own division. Who would allow that if they had a good manager? Not only does that not ring a bell with them, they give him a fucking extension.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 21, 2010 4:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is bringing up suppressed rage from last seasons first Petco series.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

why are we not supposed to freak out again?

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The check we wrote for the pitchforks and kerosene haven’t cleared the bank yet.

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Velez is still on the team!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why hate on Valez? He is one of the few that come through when you need it in my opinion, and he is far from the worst on the team.

by jonesin25 on Apr 21, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by jponry on Apr 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I rec’d this, then unrec’d it so I could rec it again.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 21, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

His last 2 clutch K’s were pretty mind blowing.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

By “need it”, you mean he hits 2 run HRs when the Giants are down 3?

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 21, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which was a hell of a lot more than anyone else on the team can say.. You can only do so much as one player, you need to whole team to contribute, which it does not. Look at how many players can’t even hit a sac fly, never seen anything like it.

by jonesin25 on Apr 22, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never in my life hated on Valez. That guy is cool.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he has a Power Glove!

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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

And his mom gets him ALL the latest Nintendo games.

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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

how far?

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because Bochy is an incompetent Jackass

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Couldn't agree more

I was screaming pinch hit before Whiteside even walked to the plate. Personally I don’t want to see him anymore. Ever. I want Posey. Play him at catcher, first, third, left, right, short. I don’t fucking care. i want to see a guy that maybe has a clue at the plate. NOW

by lexluth7 on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

amen

how can we continue this? didnt work last season, or is this whole team oblivious to the past?

by westcoastoffense on Apr 20, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please be patient

if we can wait a couple more weeks then we can still have Geraldo under team control thru 2016 rather than 2015

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that

I want him NOW

DFA Jonathan Sanchez

by El Person on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

instant gratification will get you nowhere. A year > couple of weeks

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will we have this pitching in 2016?

That’s when I graduate from college, damn it. I can’t wait that long!

DFA Jonathan Sanchez

by El Person on Apr 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll have these same hitters, too. Eli Whiteside will be a seasoned vet by then, ready to grit out some close losses with his gamerness.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grizzly, grizzler and a catcher to boot, Bork’s salivating already.

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Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 21, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

if warranted and cost effective

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’d be pretty awesome if they did a Longoria type of deal with him.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

I said the Giants should PH Molina for Whiteside & DeRosa for Dirty. Then I yelled at my TV and woke up my father.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the geezer needed that

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL-well he only went to bed 5 minutes earlier so it wasn't a big deal

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is an idiot. Sabean is an idiot.

by koel on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It needed to be some kind of magic for us to lose a ONE FUCKING HITTER.

by Uncle Russel on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Torres and Greyside

Call up Posey and sign Dye.

Season slightly better!

by NHL84 on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

if we added Dye to Whiteside

wouldn’t that make him look younger?

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon dad!

Please, we need a new mommy

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by DrStankus on Apr 21, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ive said this a lot tonight

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Jonathan

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by i wish we were good on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This this this this this.
That’s not what Bochy wanted to do, though. He wanted Whiteside to hit. Then Bochy wanted to burn Molina in the very next at-bat. Perfect. It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. Bruce Bochy did everything possible to ensure that the worst hitter on the team — a team filled with bad hitters, there’s still a no-doubt, bottom of the heap, worst on the team, mind you — got the crucial at-bat. I don’t blame Whiteside. I blame Bruce Bochy. And maybe Whiteside a little bit, but mostly Bochy.

Plus the 5 or 6 games last season where Bochy’s dumb moves may have directly lead to losing. Why does this guy still have his job?

Angry Scout is angry.

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Bochy is a fucking jackass

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 or 6??

I can’t give a number at this point, but had you talked with me last season, I would have given you a much higher number.

by jonesin25 on Apr 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm....

Mr. Gray only needed a fly or a slow grounder to the right, that’s not asking too much. In fact it’s asking for Little League effort. Molina’s sorry at bat just made it look that much worse.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY POSEY POSEY

POSEY POSEY POSEY POSEY POSEY POSEY

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

and have him sit on the bench 4 games a week?

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will happen.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Huff got injured in his little camera well escapade and will have to go on the DL then Posey comes up to play 1st!!!

/hides behind Mr. Merope

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be silly

Posey would be Ishikawas back up

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jackson Williams

the kid is finally starting to hit for a living. Posey needs a new glove.

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JAX

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 6:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who are these muppets

by Kindelberger on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Free AnVil

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.

by i wish we were good on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's paid already

let him out

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

tightens noose

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ll get the doorknob of a prison library and like it.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

great name for a band

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 21, 2010 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also what’s funny is that this team will spit to the media that this offensive fail is cuz DeRosa and Rowand are hurt.

by DFARowand on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

" If you want to know why the Manny Ramirez game wasn’t worth your rage, it’s because you were saving it for this game."

This. I didn’t mind that one so much- was a tough loss, but they happen. You just knew that after that nice streak of actually scoring runs, something like this was right around the corner.

by coolandtough on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, I was punching my couch and biting my remote after both loses.

Oh, and if those weren’t bad enough, the little shit Eckstein homer probably pissed me off the most. God I hate that guy.

by jonesin25 on Apr 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sense plenty of arson forthcoming.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Meanwhile in Colorado

The Sharks are in OT about to lose again. On their way to becoming the only team in sprots history to lose a 1-8 series two years in a row. Gawd its great to be a Bay Area (non-Oakland) sports fan.

by lexluth7 on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

subject, champ.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be Marines.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just like making me cry laughing, don't you?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

First ones in, last ones out

mainly because we got lost.

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

sl, champ

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you take me away

just let me watch this over and over please

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those who don't know...

This video is of a time honored Marine Corps tradition in which “boots”, or to put it in baseball terms “rookies”, have to compete in the buffer rodeo to earn another beer. Anything less than 8 seconds or a horrendous fall will leave them mighty thirsty.

Proud adopted parent of Jackson Williams, performing a public service by forcing Buster Posey's move to 1B in 2012.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 21, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

This team is fucking unwatchable without Mark Derosa.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

And Rowand, oddly enough

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah as infuriating as rowand can be, maybe he legitimizes this lineup just enough to change the mental approach of the pitcher. derosa has to have that effect.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, because pitchers laugh so hard at his POOPIN’ stance, it throws them off guard and thus they suck!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe I miss Aaron Rowand

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Fuck Padilla for beaning him in the head.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

At least with Rowand we’ve accepted him as a sunk cost and see him as a league average player. Velez, Torres, Whiteside and maybe TI don’t belong on a Major league roster, especially for a team that has a semi legitimate shot at the playoffs.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what would happen if you applied the term sunk cost to Scott Barnes

and tried to explain it to Sabean. Actually I do know what would happen.

Sabean: So what’s a sunk cost?
Me: Well, Scott Barnes would be an example.
Sabean: Who?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

That is a phrase that has never been uttered before in DeRosa’s career. When your offense relies on a solid journeyman you are in big fucking trouble.

by lexluth7 on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 21, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Derosa is pretty good looking I suppose but he sucks too.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he takes a walk every once and a while. We had like…2 walks today?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like they noticed the “wait and take pitches” approach didn’t work so well against Kershaw because he’s actually really good and then decided the previous two weeks of it working great were total flukes and have resorted to their hacking. And until someone screams at them (like Bam-Bam), they’ll continue to lose games they should have won.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Shawon pic has been gathering cobwebs lately – 1 last night, 2 tonight.

I might switch to counting double plays we hit into instead.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

his wife is freakin’ gorgeous.

by SammyG on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Calvin and Hobbes so I had to put that up.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This actually calmed me down a bit

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll calm down when they score a run that doesn’t come on a Juan Uribe home run.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see a game like this one happening to the Giants at some point this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

wow. i’m gonna have to bookmark that for when i feel sad.

by coolandtough on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

double fail version of that

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200105290.shtml

But probably with less Shawn Estes this time.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double fail in terms of them both getting lots of baserunners, that is.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think that’s less fail from the losing team’s perspective. At least the other team was getting opportunities to score and couldn’t cash in as well; it’s not like tonight or jponry’s game where you give up one hit and get a bunch of hits and lose 1-0.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I’m a little bit obsessed with that game, though. That and Kim Batiste 4 life!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

which?

0 runs on 12 hits or 1 run on 1 hit?

by Into the Void on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants get 0 runs on 12 hits and lose, giving up one run on one hit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Email that to the Giants pitching staff.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Email that to the Giants pitching staff Front Office.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 21, 2010 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

I should google to see if there was any mass suicides in Pittsburgh around that day.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I read that right?

The perfect game was broken in the 13th on an intentional walk to Hank Aaron?

The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

it was broken in the 13th on an error. Ouch

The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes me feel a little better about tonight, we haven’t reached that level of Fail but tonight was pretty damn close.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hank Aaron

Hank Aaron went 0-4 but was still at .442 — on MAY 29!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent write-up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Worse losses than this....

JT Snow/Mets, Bonds 72nd homer game, Snow v Pudge game, 2002 Game 6, Finely, that 62 v Yankees game…

Anyone have more?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for rubbing salt in the wounds…

Why do I support this team again?

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’ll feel so much better when they finally win.

And they will.

Goddammit, they will.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.

by i wish we were good on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in a banning mood right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOODBYE ELIMINATEME

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOO

Wait…why me?

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by EliminateMe on Apr 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You aren't making friends.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF get rid of this

by 49erEmpire on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think Klesko did a better homerun pose.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet release

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/floating bat

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Klesko retires to pursue his real passion...

MUSICAL THEATER!!!!!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always hated this guy.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure that’s the strikeout pose seeing as he’s wearing a Giants uniform.

by Rorsavelt on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/player/mp_tpl_3_1.jsp?mid=200706042004948&vid=7758&gid=2007/06/04/sfnmlb-phimlb-1&v=2&id=575905&w=2007/open/tp/archive06/060407_sfnphi_klesko_hr_tp_350.wmv

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Rob Neyer is already there, waiting for you.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 6 of the 1987 NLCS.

Spillborghs walk-off grand slam last year.

Last game of 1993.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, there’s some pain.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Why must we have so many to choose from? :(

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is not good folks

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a different kind of loss

The loss of Will Clark to free agency. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Burba really deserved more of the blame than Torres.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Large image is large.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merkle’s Boner

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject Line

Solomon Fuckin Torres

Proud adopted parent of Jackson Williams, performing a public service by forcing Buster Posey's move to 1B in 2012.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 21, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That really was gold Grant. Absolute gold.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Badluck Jonathan

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.

by i wish we were good on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

DFA Jonathan Sanchez

by El Person on Apr 21, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you do this Grant, at least we have a choice

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAL SHARKS

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Not quite.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

should have been

kind of like how the Giants should have got a runner home.

by lexluth7 on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The goal is the Sharks? That’s really lowering your expectations.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

premature celebration

I think there’s a drug for that

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually watching the Jeffersons episode of South Park while I wait for Star Trek. And it’s actually making me feel better than I did after the game ended.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

the sharks blew a chance to score right there

by 49erEmpire on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Watching the Sharks miss the open net time after time is almost as depressing as watching the Giants lately.

by nofreetime on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant, your a poet. Me just infuriated at the simplicity of mediocrity

by Kindelberger on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

this game is to baseball as this is to chicken

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD FOR SUBJECT LINES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty gross

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God

Horrifying

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

its like spam chicken!

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.

by i wish we were good on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol homestyle goodness

That can is giving birth.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO OMG PUKE!!

Look at that fat kid he is ready!

by jonesin25 on Apr 21, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

"home style cooking"

just like mama used to can it!

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 21, 2010 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am not a big hockey fan but damned if Heatley is not a beast for playing so hard all night

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not liking Bowker’s Nate impression. But Nate didn’t look too bad tonight.

God this team is pathetic beyond anything I’ve ever known.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually

I believe Nate was quite good at bringing runners home with less than two out last year. If I’m wrong, I know I’ll hear about it. (Yes I know Bowker was with two outs)

by lexluth7 on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had almost half of his RBI last year in two out situations, not that it really matters.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait… I’m looking at his career stats…

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was speaking to today and yesterday when he swung at the slider in the dirt & swung at a pitch that hit him.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was really bad.

by jonesin25 on Apr 21, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

5 losses (ignoring legit first loss to ATL)

BY 6 MUTHAFUCKING RUNS. Yes the 10-8 dodger disaster was not as close but still, how can this be the same team that put up 70 runs in their first 13 games?!

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

They just finally came down to earth. It seems like they always suck against division teams.

by jonesin25 on Apr 21, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit I thought Colorado had scored

by 49erEmpire on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I am waiting for the inevitable failure

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh don’t worry…

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

JESUS, you have got to be kidding me with the sharks

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST TEAM IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

what, did they play again?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is painful.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm losing my mind here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not the only one. After the way the Giants played, overtime is the last thing I needed.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bay Area sports my friend

Free stress

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

puh-thet-ick

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

“Sanchez should call Haren and tell him, ’You should be ashamed of yourself.” – Kuiper

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I really want to know what Gypsy put the hex on Bay Area sports teams….

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a terrible thing for the Giants

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

/sigh

I just realized that we’re now tied with SD in the standings.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres to World Series, IMO

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s okay. we’ll be 1 GB after tomorrow

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even want to look.

/knows he will eventually

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for giving Tim that useless extra day off.

Now Wellemeyer is bookending the LOSING road trip against the West.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff #2 web gem on Baseball Tonight.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

A web gem that might have cost the Giants the game!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might have been better off not catching that one, as it turns out

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hindsight 20/20

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, if he wasn’t thinking “I don’t know if I can catch this without tumbling into the stands, and if I can’t I should let it go” then he needs more defensive counseling. Two strikes, and allowing that runner to advance is just bad. Either make the guy get a hit, or he gets a sacrifice anyway, or he makes an unproductive out. I’d rather take those chances than the guaranteed out and advanced runner.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way. He’s running over, not sure where the wall is, exactly how high the wall is, how far back the ball is going, and this is all going through his head in the same few seconds that he has to track the ball and make sure it doesn’t bounce on the freaking warning track. Catch the ball. Don’t worry if it’s going to go the extra foot that turns a leaning catch into a circus act.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

if the team needs to give away outs because they can never score a run, and will never score a run no matter how many innings get played, he should probably just go ahead and catch it.

Also, a nice run and catch for a guy who’s a known iron glove.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 21, 2010 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not stopping people from doing it!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants totally would have won if their fielder hadn't made a great defensive play

That’s just crazy talk.

Of course, I’m still not seeing how this gets the Giants any runs.

We’re cursed.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 21, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller makes a very good point about the dangers of that specific spot, though. He actually said the Padres should be sued.

A two-foot-high wall around the camera well with bolts sticking out of the ground? Who designed this stadium? The Viet Cong?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murphy

was an irishmen, he wanted misery for all around him

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't think Huff thought he was going to tumble.

Which means that your essential assertion is that Aubrey Huff is to blame for allowing a run because he should have known exactly how he would fall in a stadium he’s almost never played in.

You sir, have high standards.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over-Hustled!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants offense driving players insane: don’t try so that you don’t fail.

by Every6thDay on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edinson Volquez

Didn’t someone here say it was going to be Pujols?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Pointless suspension is pointless.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, i’m shuttin’ it down; see all of you pathetic losers later.

signed,

pathetic loser

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

talk to ya tomorrow

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol refs fail

by 49erEmpire on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Of course, Scott Hairston was the one who got the only RBI of the game.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

he didn’t want to disappoint ya

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has to maintain his reputation as Giants killer.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you’re glad you didn’t go to San Diego, Natto.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost did.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly didn’t think I could hate Hairston and Eckstein anymore than I already did!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Apr 21, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Bonds, Snow, and Kent. I’m living in the past? Fuck you

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

“In this whole segment, we haven’t even talked about the Giants’ offense.”

“Well, there’s nothing to say, Dave!”

“I don’t really want to talk about it, Dave!”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

Who said the last line?

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it went Flemming-Krukow-Kuiper.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love them both, but Kuip > Kruk

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angry parent is angry

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHARKS WIN!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

All is not lost

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If there is, he’s just saving the two replays of a couple days ago to make it hurt that much more.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks salvage the evening!

by DFARowand on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GOALLLLLLLLLLLL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Between attempting to drown myself in a fish tank

and ramming my head into anything that looked like it wouldn’t give out,
I found out that after leaving the states, then retiring from baseball completely, Tsuyoshi Shinjo won the Japanese version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Why is shitty players having so much monies?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude is a big fan favorite in Japan.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horrifying image is horrifying.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that half TO

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Impostor!!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s orange, Doc, not black.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yamamba.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ganguro?

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too. Also, I can’t spell.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that chick

on the treadmill could have pinch hitted for whiteside….

by westcoastoffense on Apr 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

nightmare fuel

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF??

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is up with these images
disturbing image is disturbing.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 million yen?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah Pavelski!!!

by 49erEmpire on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

SHARKS OUTSCORE THE GIANTS

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOLGIANTS

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deservedly so, Giants are fucking pathetic offensively now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by “now” you of course mean “since 2005”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That works, reminds me of the San Francisco 49ers' offense

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY FUCKING EVENING GOT 100% BETTER, THANK FUCKING GOD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! PAVELSKI!!!!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

PAVELSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOOO SHARKS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

PAVELSKI!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What was the definition insanity, again?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

See: Giants Baseball, Giants Baseball Fandom.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

What a goal!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

by Cheeeese! on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So they lose game 5 now? Just kidding. Fuck ya sharks

by DFARowand on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbelievable. I was about ready to commit hari kari (or however you would spell that.)

by Cheeeese! on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that was my first comment reply by Grant. I feel wanted. Somebody hug me.

by Cheeeese! on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not that Alex Smith-hating dick, Useful_Idiot, so you always had a good shot.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll consider myself a winner

When I get a tweet from Grant on the mccoveychronicles account. I made so very many Dan Uggla jokes over the offseason, all unrequited.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft. Twitter. It’s like a magic website that wants to give a wedgie to my free time. No thanks.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Uggla trade talks heating up

Like the fetid remains of roadkill on a desert highway.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me and Cheeeese! are really ridin’ high right now with all the attention Grant has been giving us

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant has called me an asshole

So I guess you got off good.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and Todd Helton both.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Todd Helton and his team-friendly deals and 19-pitch at-bats.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D:

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seppuku.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will admit….I had no faith whatsoever that the Sharks would win that game.

Huge, quickly.

by Cheeeese! on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HUGE HUGE HUGE GAME, this is awesome, thank God

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Great game. El Guapo

Pro Tip: You get paid to pitch AND bunt.

To my other fellow Boricua – BMoney they pay you to lead the pitchers AND knock in runs

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

pro tip

you dont knock a guy who throws 10 k’s and a one hitter

by ir1shgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah well

somebody needed to tell Whiteside that a ball bunted hard back to the pitcher is not a bunt to break on.

by lexluth7 on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over-Hustler!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’m pretty sure my neighbors hate me…I definitely screamed quite loudly when they scored. Phew. Phew. Phew.

by Cheeeese! on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Pavelski

or Fred Lewis that scored the goal??? :) (Couldn’t resist)

by lexluth7 on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez so far

3 G, 1.86 ERA, 0.98 WHIP, 27 K, 8 BB in 19 IP

1-1 record.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

i’d say that’s pretty damn good… record wise? how the fuck does that happen

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants offense sucks.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn’t tell

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just applied math.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

suckage = ideal gas law

physics is pure mathematics
applied physics is impure mathematics

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something like that

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

need that wellemeyer guy to shape up so he can get cained

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derek Lowe so far

3 G, 4.67 ERA, 1.62 WHIP, 11 K, 12 BB in 17.1 IP
3-0 record

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he knows how to win

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sure does

he’s great at picking good offensive teams in free agency.

by lexluth7 on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And getting traded for Heathcliff Slocumb.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sharks really just saved my life

by 49erEmpire on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

was bout to kick the bucket?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

at least my night lol

by 49erEmpire on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Postgame chat:

“This pitching staff, there are four guys who go out there that make you think, we’re going to win tonight.”

/sad lulz

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, all four make me think, “I wonder how we’re going to screw up [name of pitcher’s] performance this time.”

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 21, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say that’s more realistic

by jonesin25 on Apr 21, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guys offense sucks…bochy sucks.

But who else is really happy with this new Sanchez? It’s like he’s gonna throw a no hitter every time. 1 unearned, 4 hits last 2 starts, plus 21 K’s. This is good shit.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a really good pitcher.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take that, De la fucking Rosa

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

so painful

I wish he gave up 6 so it wouldn’t hurt down there so much

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little worried about this but at least he’s got Cain and Zito in the same boat.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade him and Buster 4 Uggla.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchy has been a beast

although I don’t want to sound like a grouch but his last two awesome outings were against the Pirates and Padres but hopefully he keeps dominating against the Phillies

I predict he challenges Timmy for strikeout leader this year

by 49erEmpire on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If anyone could challenge Timmy it’s him, but that would mean consistency every outing. Might be a stretch.

by jonesin25 on Apr 21, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you pavelski

maybe now I can stop the tears long enough to fall asleep. i will dream of clutch hits…and wake up to the cruel, looming shadow of a potential sweep.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

so poetic ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

they just mentioned the last time the Giants lost a 1-hitter

I was only half paying attention, but it was in the 1920s sometime.

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is a Giants history making machine.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND YOUR THREE DAMNED FINGERS!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re gonna cut yourself Mordecai!

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by TMOX on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Cain

This game was a 2 hitter…but almost as painful

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SDN/SDN200704090.shtml

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Dave. Don’t take Whiteside.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy's all

“Oh, Flemming picked Whiteside? We better keep him around!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I woulda picked the Padres

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

God Whiteside sucks.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

an A for effort.

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

See: last year, Philadelphia.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez got Cain’d in that one too.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You play the Giants

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Zombie Sonics,

Beat the Lakers and make my night better

Signed,
Humanity

by DFARowand on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate having to cheer for those fuckhole rapists after what they did to Seattle.

But damn, Durant is fun to watch. And the lakers are just not an option.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cheer for Durant and Westbrook and against the Lakers. Simple

by DFARowand on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I guess the G-men didn’t win.
Conversation on the elevator:
Me: You don’t look happy.
Steve: Damn Giants, man on third and no outs…guess what happen next?
Me: Bad situational hitting.
Steve: Right in one.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly you’ve watched the Giants at some point.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t need to watch tonight to answer that.

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by timmeh on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
Bad situational hitting.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!!!!
Bed time!

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what I say when I take my “medicine”.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your "4/20" medicine?

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyday use, dude!

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a good way to tolerate the Giants

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only until the end of 2010

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys don’t worry. Wellemeyer goes tomorrow!

by DFARowand on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

/throws self down stairs

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

where's that

doorknob you promised dammit

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes a lot of livers.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might actually be in the GDT for that game

woohoo abusing School internet

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God the Sharkies won…

Whiteside always seems to be up in key situations (and is oh-fer)

by fwoty oz on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

True,..

but he sure calls a great game.

by lexluth7 on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hits grand slams.

And catches no-hitters.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I cared about hockey.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really helps on nights like tonight

by fwoty oz on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably because they deliberately walk the guys who can actually hit because there’s two pitchers batting after them.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had to explain to my wife why I was so pissed about losing a pitchers' duel

It’s not losing the pitchers’ duel when we have one of the best pitching staffs. That’s sad, but a different kind of sad.

But giving up ONE HIT and losing a game while playing for the team that got six hits is hard to take. If they no-hit us or perfect gamed us, that would be one thing. But this…erg.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

did she understand? or just nod along.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, she gets it.

I married well. :D

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Sanchez’s fault he should have thrown a no-hitter.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he still would have lost

walk, stolen base (what a novel idea that is) ground out, sac fly.

by lexluth7 on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well tell him not to be afraid to hit a homerun. :O

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not what happened tonight though

Their hit led to their run.

Chase Headley: Headley singled to center.
Kyle Blanks: Ball, Pickoff attempt, Pickoff attempt, Ball, Headley stole second, Strike swinging, Strike swinging, Blanks fouled out to first, Headley to third.
Scott Hairston: Strike swinging, Ball, Foul, Foul, Ball, Foul, Ball, Hairston hit sacrifice fly to right, Headley scored.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
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by achiappanza on Apr 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend has just spent the last twenty minutes

wearing a face that says, “I can tell you’re upset and I’m being sympathetic, but I really neither know nor truly care about what you’re saying and would you PLEASE for the love of God shut up.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Im still pissed.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmhhmmmmm.... not as much now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I just noticed the Padres are now tied for first place.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction tomorrow- Todd gives up 6, Giants score 5

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

+1 for VB

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Stark box score is stark.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robb Stark?

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by Kestrel76 on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Zombie?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Roy

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Schneider

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Scheider?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patrick Roy

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

so thats what a clusterfuck looks like

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

O SNAP

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

let me get my magnifying lens

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I’m finally going to bed.

Fuck this team.

Um…see y’all in the next gameday thread o’ fail!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

(LOL jcb9 is a fucking sucker)

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That fucking sucked

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The sharks game didn't though

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's stupid how close these games are =/

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, they came ready to play, they’re hot

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re talking about Colorado right?? The Sharks are playing like little girls, they should have this series wrapped up by now.

by jonesin25 on Apr 21, 2010 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

When haven’t they played like girls in the playoffs… I’m just saying Anderson’s been on fire lately

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 21, 2010 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think i'd have actually felt better if this game did get rained out.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball sucks again

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing the next game is in 24 hours…

Oh wait, Wellemeyer…

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be in the afternoon, so you can get the misery out of the way earlier.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets go back to first inning

Velez walks. REnteria is probably the best bat handler on the roster right now. How bout something REALLY WILD like a hit and run. I mean, isn’t Velez supposed to be very fast. NAH. That would be too crazy. Oops. DP. Again.

by lexluth7 on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

me likey hit and run

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

when is derosa coming back?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably worsened the hammy injury reaching in the PH appearance last night. :\

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy said there was a good chance he’d play tomorrow.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not soon enough

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m considering taking tomorrow night off. Letting my blood pressure drop, doing my homework, etc.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking at the schedule you might want to take a week off.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at the schedule offense you might want to take a week the next few years off.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should go to college where you can’t follow baseball.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer will give up 7 runs tomorrow and we’ll win 8-7. What a messed up world we live in

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, I would not care. I want a win dammit.

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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if I can adequately express myself when it comes to this game. The multiple failures with RISP? The general offensive failure? I suppose that Bochy must be to blame for this one. I don’t get Whiteside. I don’t get him at all. Why is Whiteside? Who explains that? What has he done to deserve continued employment? This is a question that needs answering. Furthermore, what is being taught during Giants BP? Isn’t the purpose of practice to promote awareness during routine situations? Someone shit the bed. Molina shit the bed. Various shit the bed. An entire flotilla of beds were shat. I don’t fucking get it. Why does this happen. Who did this? Who made these decisions? Ugh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

My boyfriend, just spent the whole afternoon laughing at me about Sunday and yesterday’s game (he’s a Dodger fan). Fuck tomorrow.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did you do that to yourself?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, this is just another reason not to live in the Lower Regions. I dated a girl from down there and it really didn’t work.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

I went down there to live with mine, married her, and brought her back North.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Apr 21, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are ways to get back at him.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need a sensitive boyfriend. There are many here and they are Giants fans. Talk amongst yourselves

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dims lights

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

zactly. Step up fellas there is a lady in distress.

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ plays Al Green

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pets cat

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/double entendre

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not touching that one. Maybe I am.

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/slyly removes wedding band

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… you come here often?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Alexis Arquette joke

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dibs

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/talks in deep voice

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/leaves Whiteside in to hit

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grounds out to third baseman

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a new boyfriend

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laugh at him when the Dodgers suck and he takes it in stride, but the goddamn Giants have been just so LOL worthy that he has extra material.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

at least in your relationship you WATCH sports, my girlfriend says she likes the Indians, yet never watches a game… And when i ask her if she wants to go to a baseball game, like a random game, such as Reds vs. Cards, she doesnt want to go because she doesnt care for em at all… Hence, she ONLY watches Indians games. It’s screwed up

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

my wife does not like watching games on tv, but she does like going to the park. I think cause it is a trip out.

Helps that she’s only been to AT&T and the Rivercats, who play in the very nice for a AAA park Raley Field.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

See? that’s pretty cool, i like to think of it as a time just to get out and do something, but she only likes the Indians, and that’s that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t usually go to non-giants games, but once he dragged me to a Dodger/Cubs game.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… i guess the point is, baseball’s baseball, i think it’s just fun to go out to the park regardless of the team

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah true I love going to the ballpark, it makes baseball that much better.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen many games in Oakland years ago (I don’t go there anymore). I’ve seen Rockies-Reds in Denver. Red Sox-Rangers (Will Clark was a Ranger) in Boston. Orioles-Royals in Baltimore.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s seriously a dream of mine, to go to all 30 ballparks and watch a game at every one.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

my dream is to write software that optimizes visiting all 30 parks to watch games.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's do-able.

We did all five of the pro CA teams last summer; didn’t cost too much, and was a lot of fun.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 21, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez was awesome tonight.

I can’t remember him putting together back to back starts that good.
This is what I’m going to focus on or I might put a bullet in my brain.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this team. Fuck ‘em. I have zero sympathy for anyone on the offense tonight besides Schierholtz (TRIPLE BITCHES!) or Pablo. I hope Bochy sits ’em all down and screams at ’em. I hope they have to perform some sort of humiliating ritual, like an exhibition game where little girls can throw 5 MPH balls that bounce in the dirt and they have to swing and miss at every one and we all get to come and watch and laugh. I hope they all feel the desire to crawl in a hole and never come out (and please, Whiteside, act on that desire). I hate this team so much it’s becoming a hazard to my health.

But goddamn if I won’t watch them tomorrow and think right up to the final out that they’ll have a chance to win as they lose 3-2. I hate my life.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork: Well guys, we’ll get em tomorrow, keep your heads up, you played your hearts out

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Bochy sits ’em all down and screams at ’em.

Yeah, that will happen. Maybe to Nate and Bowker.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll shoot Bowker in the face and accuse Nate of killing rallies with his selfish triples.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean was in Richmond tonight trying to if his post-Bumgarner rant works in Virginia. Possibly he can talk to these fellas too

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Bochy get to scream at anyone? He batted Whiteside and Molina back-to-back. His application for a high horse to speak from has been denied.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this game needs a Durant buzzer beater

by DFARowand on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Currently listening to: Hopeless by The Wrens

Hopeless that this will turn out better
This isnt what i wanted
I should’ve listened to them
Go thank yourself for nothing
It’s really all youre good for
And every year you wasted
And every half-assed offer

IS IT ABOUT THE GIANTS OFFENSE? MAYBE!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Suddenly, I’m glad that I won’t be watching baseball for 11 weeks this summer.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

goin' to jail?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you suitcase it?

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

After running over Bochy with his car.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be.

Where will you be?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summer camp, in the Sierras.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which camp?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.grizzlylodge.com/index.php

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD LORD TUITION PRICES!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of our kids come from Marin, Woodside, Orinda, Palo Alto, Menlo-Atherton, Hillsborough… You get the idea.

The downside is that you get a few pretty effing spoiled kids. The upside is that I make close to a living wage, plus free room and board for 2.5 months. For making lanyards and throwing frisbees.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO MORAGA???????????

and i resent that! i’m not spoiled

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been throwing a Frisbee for 41 years.

No one told me you could make a living from it…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only during the summer.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would guess

I had some scouts from Orinda come to one of my camps for a few years. Some of them were spoiled but some of them were really cool.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orinda.. yea, makes sense

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, there are a few, but it’s not the rule.

But seriously, if any of you folks happen to have camp age kids and the dough to shell out for it, it’s a fantastic place. Some of the best memories of my life are from this place, both as a camper and a staff member. So don’t think I’m dissing on it.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not say you were. I was just shocked by the price. Scout camps, the pricer ones even (Catalina Island and such) even top out at $700.

The web site is real nice, place looks really cool. Where in the Sierras is it? I have never heard of it (not that I am the encyclopedia of camps in the Sierras).

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mean to suggest that you were, I just wanted to be clear in case anybody thought I was ragging. I love my job.

The camp is off of Highway 70 in Plumas county. Nearest points of interest are Quincy 30 minutes away, and Reno and Truckee about 45 minutes away. Right near Lake Davis.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I admit the prices boggle me, too, as it was half as expensive when I was a kid. But for the price, the location, facilities, and quality of staff are all fantastic.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

Sounds like fun. I loved being on camp staff, did it for 9 years. Met some of my best friends and some of the greatest people.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

pro tip

don’t eat the fish in Lake Davis!

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Apr 21, 2010 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I spent like 7 weeks at Wofleboro. Never made it to Marin Sierra.

Wait, that’s not completely true. Spent a truly miserable Memorial Day weekend in 1990 doing a training hike around that area. Snow, frozen rain.

That year my brothers went there. The week they were there, two counselors decided to hitch the train to town. Realized they were going the wrong way and jumped off going 50. Lucky that they just ended up in crutches.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never been to Wolfsboro

Heard a lot about it. Know/knew a few of their staff people. Heard of Marin Sierra and it’s terrible weather.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Love love love Wolfeboro. Went there like 4 or 5 times. Great camp.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summer camp?? Are you a kid or are you going to be working?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

For 11 weeks, has to be working.

unless his parents are uber rich or he sold a shit load of popcorn.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

does scout6 mean Boy Scout?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNER

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought

you were the one who told us where Charlie was hiding

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHARLIE IS ALL OVER THIS HILL

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure I have mentioned this before

but I work for the Boy Scouts of America.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could insert a WalrusMan joke about him wanting a job with the scouts but I won’t.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you still basically did. So there’s that.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL insert.

Kid-touchers-in-the-scouts jokes are so 90s. Now it’s kid-touchers-in-the-church jokes that are all the rage. Get with the times.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't blame the church

with the average age increasing certain priests are taking an active role in keeping in touch with the youth. The youth can make it hard sometimes and these priests try to beat out all of those obstacles.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 21, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

touchers?

brings a whole new meaning to “touch.”

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Kind of.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summer camp staff or enslaving service hours?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life Scout. I actually pay, instead of getting paid.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

weren't you working on Eagle?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah………..

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's that working out?

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

get it done.

You never know when it will pay off. When I was in college I got my first “real job” on the strength of my Eagle.

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my 2 life regrets:

Not achieving Eagle.

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did. I’m not sure it will pay off for me, but I sure did enjoy it.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

didn’t mean to make it just a thing that “pays off”

it has value in itself.

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not disagreeing with you. I think the Eagle used to mean more in society than it does today. I just enjoyed the experience. If it happens to pay off for me someday, that will be great.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put it on resumes, college apps, scholorships

HR people look for those kinds of things and they give you an instant leg up on someone. And if it comes down to someone else and you each with identical skill sets, the Eagle may push you over.

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put it on all of those things, and I didn’t even have to do the work!

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

See?

It works for everyone!

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Eagle may push you over.

It’s times like this I wish I was good at photoshop.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/swoop paint image

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will do, as I will be applying to Grad School and am looking for a job in the mean time. Double the uses.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also use your local scouting contacts for references. People from your Eagle board, your local DE/Scout Exec, Scoutmaster, Clergy.

They all know you pretty well from that already and will almost always look good on there.

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put it in my resume right out of school. Don’t know if it ever made a difference, but it has made for a nice conversation starter during interviews.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember being a Life Scout at 17 and feeling pretty burnt out on the whole scouting thing (had been in it since Tiger Cubs), but after plenty of arm-twisting, I was finally dragged into finishing my Eagle project. One thing everyone kept saying to me and a few others in my situation was, “You’ve come all this way. You’ll regret it later if you quit now”.

It didn’t seem like a big deal then, but looking back 10 years now, I probably would regret it.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pours salt in my wound.

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, it does seem that way, doesn’t it. Sorry ’bout that.

/contributes to therapy

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rinses out salt with lemon juice

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

/rant

I’m glad that y’all have such nice things to say, but I personally had a pretty negative experience with Scouting. I enjoyed my time in Cubs/Webelos (back-to-back-to-back district championships in pinewood derby!)

But when I moved up to Boy Scouts, I joined Troop 1 in Sacramento, and they were just total, epic douches. I’d come directly to meetings from soccer games and get my balls busted for having the wrong socks on. I’d get shot down upon expressing interest in merit badges that didn’t lead to Eagle. I’d go to summer camp and get hazed by shithead sadist teenage counsellors with Nazi fixations.

This was all right around the time that the “small issues” (i.e. institutional discrimination against a segment of the population) was blowing up in the media. So I said, “you know what? Fuck this paramilitary bullshit.”

They tried to bribe me back in with an unearned promotion and I laughed in their faces.

And I haven’t regretted that decision even once since.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I could see that

I met my fair share of douches and ultra-competitive assholes who took things way too seriously, part of the reason I was getting tired of the whole thing. Thankfully, my own troop was pretty laid back (and often a disorganized mess), so we went on the outings, but weren’t out to win awards, just have fun.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine too

it was the best way to be

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've known some pretty pathetic Eagle Scouts.

One of my good friends (who also happens to be gay) cannot construct a tent, build a fire or do anything else that could be construed as outdoorsy. I really don’t know how he managed it. It’s one of history’s great capers. I can only conclude that in this one area, he was a master of deception. It has certainly helped his career because, again, near as I can tell, he has a job that requires him to do zero work. This is a guy who comes in at noon and leaves at three. And then complains about it. He’s a maestro.

The other Eagle in my acquaintance is a pothead that goes out of his way to introduce scouts to weed. Now he can definitely make a fire.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

didn't know

or at least didn’t remember.

I’m an Eagle

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

Congrats. Do you donate to scouting?

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not currently.

Unfortunately, my financial situation hasn’t been able to support a lot of donations.

Hopefully, I can in the future. For all the small issues that I have with part of the organization, they are on the whole quite positive.

The parents of my 10 yr old nephew won’t let him join over this sort of small stuff, which makes me sad. It would do him a lot of good.

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, everyone always wants to point out the negative. I wish they would look at all the positive the Scouts have done in their history.

I think one the the scouts organization will move past some of those small things people have problems with. There are a lot of people I know in the profession that don’t agree with some of our policies and some of them are in high power positions.

Meh, that is really disappointing though. It really is a terrific program.

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really is. And he loves camping, but his parents aren’t really into it.

On the plus side, his other uncle and I love it and can take him. But it isn’t the same

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bummer

Hopefully they will come around.

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

also working against my nephew

his father’s sister married a guy who is an eagle scout…who is also a total slimy prick. and really proud of his scouting association. And he was around many years before I became part of the family, so it is guilt by association.

meh

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are some people that I meet and talk to that I come away wondering how the hell they got to be Eagle.

(present company excluded. Maybe. I’m watching our Words with Friends games)

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a shadow hanging over me
Oh yesterday came suddenly

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Et tu with the facepalm, Baggs?
While Sanchez can bring no-hit stuff to the mound on any given night, the rest of his game still needs polishing. As a left-hander, he should have an automatic advantage holding runners. But it continues to be a problem area — and his negligence led to the game’s only run.
The running game wasn’t Sanchez’s only shortcoming. He also failed to advance Whiteside after the catcher led off the third inning with a ground-rule double. Given Whiteside’s lack of speed, Sanchez had little margin for error on his sacrifice attempt. The bunt was too hard and Latos had no trouble making the play at third.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is obviously

the reason the Giants lost tonight.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

a sac fly, come on dirteh

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it weren't for that run we'd still be playing.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

learnz to winz

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Huff should’ve seen that his tumbling over the wall would lead to a frustrating 1-0 loss!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

showoff

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Baggs, FTFY
The absurd decision to keep Eugenio Velez on the roster over Fred Lewis wasn’t Bochy’s only shortcoming. He also failed to pinch hit for Whiteside after Nate Schierholtz led off the eighth inning with a triple. Given Whiteside’s lack of hitting ability, Bochy had little margin for error on his lineup moves. The pinch hitter was a batter too late and Mike Adams had no trouble getting out of the inning.

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by groug on Apr 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eat it, Yoshi!

Baggs is not even allowed in Mexico

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's not even an MLB coach

how does he know that

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is the quote from?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Presumably the game story.

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by groug on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i read it… don’t remember that part

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_14925627?source=rss

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

…see, the joke was I rewrote the original quote to be more relevant to the reason the Giants lost the fucking game…

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by groug on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL…. NICE CHASM

I was so excited Baggs actually took them to task I fell in……

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

how could he say something like that without talking to Bochy first?

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not often agree with Baggs but when I do I write it here

Sanchez needed to get that bunt down. It is a facet of El Guapo’s game that needs improvement.

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just that Baggs is making it sound like Sanchez’s bunt failure was the reason why the Giants lost.

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by imovermyhead on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

El Guapo pitched great

Poppy is pointing out some facets of the game that El Guapo needs to improve. I agree. He neither bunts well or holds runners on. Facts. They hurt tonight.

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum sucks at holding runners too

but those are all moot points if the offense can score a fucking run

by superk1ng on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree

that Sanchez has a lot of room to improve regarding holding runners on and bunting, but there are at least 5 other players not named Sanchez who are actually responsible for not scoring a single run.

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by imovermyhead on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE FORCED RENT TO GROUND INTO THOSE DOUBLE PLAYS!

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE HE NOT HAVE KNOWN THAT THE ONLY RUN HE GAVE UP WOULD BE DECISIVE

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by imovermyhead on Apr 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kid, but it is true about the bunting.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I know, hence the all-caps.

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by imovermyhead on Apr 20, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also, Whiteside is slow, so why did he take the chance of running. He didn’t have to run and could’ve stayed at 2nd.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to all here Whiteside should not have ran to third;. Fine. OK. I can agree with that. My point is that Sanchez is not a good bunter. He needs to improve. His bunt was not a good bunt.

Also agree SF had plenty of chances even with a productive out to score runs tonight.

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was going with contact. He had to, because he is not very fast. It was all but a hit-and-run. So, I don’t really pin that one on Whiteside.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is plenty else to pin on him. What a catastrophe.

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt on pitch calling.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes in all seriousness he does need to work on bunting. But I think it was really chickenshit to blame the loss on Sanchez and his inability to bunt.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched a 1 hitter

he did his job.

Hitters didn’t do theirs.

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he waits, and its a good bunt, he doesn't make it

FP Santangelo was stretching the truth there. Whiteside has to make sure it isn’t a popup but after that he has to go.

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bochy needed to not make such a terrible decision. It’s a facet of his game that needs improvement.

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by groug on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are not mutually exclusive

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of them was a much bigger factor in this loss than the other. And it’s the one you’re not discussing.

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by groug on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy hasn't had a talk with himself about the facets of the game that need improvement

Thinks he can figure it out on his own.

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blaming Sanchez for any part of this loss is fucking insane.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking!

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my new thing!

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by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, everybody! That creepy maid at the Radisson is putting out for bottles of Thunderbird again! She’s even fucking Howie! It’s his new thing!

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is being very active in the discussion tonight.

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a deadline at midnight. I’m procrastinating.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like all of us at our jobs. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just turn in a report on llamas.

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking good situtational at bats

Is a facet this team needs to work on. Particularly Whiteside, Molina, Uribe.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yeah, Uribe hasn’t been our only offense in multiple games already this season or anything.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Selective memory only has the most painful memories.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really Baggs? This is almost as bad as the Cain doesn’t know how to win/Why Carpenter should’ve won the Cy over Tim one.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Baggs is a pretty reasonable beat writer and understands us “lunatic fringers” better than do other local media, but I’m disappointed that some of the stuff he writes just sounds like he’s parroting Bochy/Sabean.

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by imovermyhead on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn dude

Great way to instill confidence in him. Maybe we should recheck his line and the team’s batting and see what needs polishing around here?

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs, you’re better than this.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damned Negligent One-Hitters…the bane of a good pitching staff!

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by TMOX on Apr 20, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaaaand the Lakers win, too.

What a motherfucking peach of a day.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The car flags must be out in full force by now.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh they are

I’ve been seeing them everywhere down here.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum should have been used as a Pinch Hitter

With Nate Beardholes at 3rd, Timmy would’ve laid down a perfect sacrifice bunt or maybe poked one into left/center field. Let the thought sink in for a moment and it’s really not as bizarre as it sounds.

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by Timlincecum.com on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha

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by cloudydays on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was so perfect on that swing

looked like will clark

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he looked like Will on that swing too

by Section B, Row 1 on Apr 21, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is not funny

because it’s absolutely right. Cain would have been a good choice too.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 21, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hoooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fucking hell.

I left in the middle of the 5th to do homework and I come back to this shit? 1 fucking hit = 1 run but 6 hits = 0 runs???? Jesus H. Christ I am ashamed of this shit. We are going to be the laughingstock of the fucking league now. We might get our sorry asses on ESPN now just so they can roll on the floor in laughter.

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU TOOOOO HAIRSTON YOU UGLY FUCK!

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Tooooo Hairston is the third brother. He’s at Pepperdine now, and he’ll be drafted by the Dodgers. The four horsemen will ride across the horizon when he takes the field on Opening Day, 2012. Beware. Repent.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pepperdine you say?

I hope his ends up like Noah Lowry’s then!

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

*his career

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude could hit

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. Maybe we can sign him as a big bat off the bench.

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

named after Choo Freeman

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by natteringnabob on Apr 21, 2010 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Choo Freeman=a laugh a minute

sort of a cross between Fred Lewis’ clankers and Geno Velez’ general dopiness.

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also? It frustrates me that these players that really have no right to be on a major league roster keep getting just enough extra base hits to let them cling to their jobs, despite the fact that they’re not really contributing in key situations.

2010 Velez: Clutch -0.24
And that’s AFTER two 9th inning home runs.

And for those of you playing the home game, Eugenio Velez and Eli Whiteside were good for a whopping 0.2 WAR in 2009. Zero-point-two and zero-point-zero, respectively.

This shit is killing me.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t care about clutch. I care that Velez is a fucking terrible baseball player.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes, but his point is that Velez is fucking terrible by any conceivable measure, even ones that might not mean anything. That’s fair.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is fair. Velez is even shitty at meaningless shit.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

according to Kruk, he is good at batting practice

very impressive, even.

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez should be in Fresno.

or out of the Giants organization. I don’t care.

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of the organization would be my choice.

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by djp4cal on Apr 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't want to see him in a Giants uniform at all.

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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be okay if he was in a Yomiuri Giants uniform.

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by djp4cal on Apr 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should play with Linden!

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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I had to look him up on Wiki to see where he was playing.

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by djp4cal on Apr 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew he was playing somewhere in Japan...

do you know whatever happened to Ortmeier? Is he overseas or AAA filler?

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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wiki says Ort is a free agent. I’ll just go with that.

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by djp4cal on Apr 21, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably true

I’m feeling sentimental for former, mediocre Giants. I think I like those guys more than the current mediocre Giants.

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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they should try and make a comeback as a pitcher like Lance Niekro!

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by djp4cal on Apr 21, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Niekro could teach them to throw a knuckleball!

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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lance Niekro is just Damon Minor lite.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Minor was a lefty.

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by groug on Apr 21, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the taller of the two.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

all which make the drafts in June so important. Barr has been drafting lots of bats early. This draft has plenty of arms so will be very important to get a couple of worthy hitters.

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is awful, but he was pretty low on the blame meter for last night’s loss. I suppose I blame Whiteside the most, but he could called a nice game. So, Rent. The blame is on you.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 3 runs in the last 3 games, that’s almost 1 run per game!!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Some of you will deal with the travesty of three great back-to-back

wasted pitching performances with wit, some with anger, and some with blind loyalty. And most of you will keep coming back, like abused spouses, and let Bochy and Sabean keep getting away with it. Not me. It only took less than a month this season, but unlike last year, I’m done already.

I’m not going to waste another season suffering this frustration, tolerating Bochy’s mistakes in judgement and Sabean’s pathetic dreck of an offense once again, capped off with apologists like Baggarly and his drivel about Sanchez. Life is too short to waste my passion for baseball on Bill Neukom’s joke of a baseball team, when everyone around these parts is so willing to waste this pitching, media included, without any apparent consequences.

See you next year.

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by Al Rosen on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Common Al……. here is the brick wall. Don’t you want to bang your head against it just ONE more time? Its not so bad. The rest of us are doing it too!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bus may be full later

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

You’ll pass on watching one of the strongest pitching staffs in recent memory come into their own, just because the offense is that sucky?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think anyone watches this team because Eugenio Velez might hit a bomb. Sanchez no-hitters and Lincecum 15 K games are everyone’s reason.

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants’ offensive half-innings are like comedy breaks between powerful dramas.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what kills me about this game. Sanchez had another fantastic performance. He completely neutralized Gonzales, who went 0-3 with 2 strikeouts. 10Ks. It would have been another gem, but the Giants completely and utterly wasted it.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they should at least be able to put a run or two up on the board to give the pitchers some room to work with when they are tearing it up like this.

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only he could fucking bunt the god damned baseball.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOTALLY HIS FAULT

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know? Given how good the bunting has been all season, it’s almost a luxury that people can complain about a bunt. As opposed to last season, where we could complain about EVERY bunt.

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by Solidarity on Apr 21, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry that you took my comment seriously.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not sorry.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not. :(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez is the Problem.

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by Natto on Apr 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

/traded for PTBNL

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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or cash

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll see who’s strong enough to be the whipping boy now!

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by EliminateMe on Apr 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was going to be my exact reply.

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by rotorueter on Apr 21, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll never say I’m leaving this team. Cause I’d be lying to myself if I said I gave up on them. I have this irrational hope that they’ll turn it around and be good, and yeah sometimes my heart gets crushed but other times it makes me so proud that I follow this team.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll be back.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends how old he is.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t leave. I got fucking season tickets.

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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So... the sharks won.

That was cool. I’m going to pretend that was the only game by teams I care about tonight.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Already there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm ignoring the Sharks, too.

Their demise will come sooner and more swiftly than that of the Giants.

DFA Jonathan Sanchez

by El Person on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the last four games Giants starters have given up four runs

and the team is 1-3 in those games. I’m going to go cry myself to sleep.

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by j14 on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

at least you’ll get sleep

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torment me.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

infuriate the mccoven

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

adding y’s to players names.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

prepare a chocolate moose

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if I hope you meant “mousse” or not.

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by rotorueter on Apr 21, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

spout platitudes to the press

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

bork

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by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gets paid to help the Padres win baseball games

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Timmy
DFA Dirty
DFA Cain

Save them from us!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously from the roll to the first puff I’m impressed, very talented

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, alright then.

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is amazing, just completely amazing

it made me cry man tears….

ps mayor mccheese called and he wants your balls back….

by westcoastoffense on Apr 20, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS AWESOME!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red;c

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRECKED

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by djp4cal on Apr 21, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the day's first guffaw checks in at 6:17 AM

Many thanks!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 21, 2010 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

AdBlocked that image

but your user name is by far the best Japanese food used as such.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 21, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LARS!!!

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by rotorueter on Apr 21, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I want to know how you fuckers snuck a camera into my living room.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before I read any other comments

WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Data has dream circuits.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know that offense you saw the first 11 games?

All the hitters were actually Buster Posey in disguise. He’s been found out now, so we see the real Giants offense.

DFA Jonathan Sanchez

by El Person on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Wellemeyer's last start

The Starters’ Line: 26.1 IP, 4 ER, 7 BB, 24 K’s, 1.37 ERA, (1-1)
Team Record: 1-3

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, and all 4 GS were QS

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help
So the only reason you leave Whiteside in for a runner-on-third, no-out situation in the eighth inning is if you’re playing for 13th inning, Dusty-style. You want to make sure that in case the ground opens up and swallows Whiteside in the 12th, you still have a catcher to put in the game. That’s a silly way to play the game, of course, but you can almost see the logic if you squint.

That’s not what Bochy wanted to do, though. He wanted Whiteside to hit. Then Bochy wanted to burn Molina in the very next at-bat. Perfect. It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. Bruce Bochy did everything possible to ensure that the worst hitter on the team — a team filled with bad hitters, there’s still a no-doubt, bottom of the heap, worst on the team, mind you — got the crucial at-bat. I don’t blame Whiteside. I blame Bruce Bochy. And maybe Whiteside a little bit, but mostly Bochy.

WHAT? I missed the game but saw the 1 hit box score. THIS FUCKING HAPPENED?

by marcello on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. Nate hit a leadoff Triple. Whiteside hit, then Molina, then Velez, all failing to bring in Nate.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We stranded runners on third in… 3 separate innings. And almost did in a fourth, but for the Sanchez bunt fail.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worf’s father is dead.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

More specifically

Whiteside grounded to third, Molina hit a shallow fly to right, and Velez K’d

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

how deep was Uribe;s flyout in ninth with Torres on 3rd?

by wilriv21 on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not deep enough (TWSS). Shallow to medium RF, with enough air that Hairston had plenty of time to set for the gun home.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shallow. Hairston would have gunned him down. The relay was a little high, but Torrealba had a perfect Catch and set.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I send him anyway.

Velez’ chance of driving him in about .2
Nate has at least that much of a chance of scoring with a bad throw, evading the tag or knocking the ball loose.
As it turns out he probably would have been out. But he had better than a one in 5 chance at the moment of decision.

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would <3 this team, though

SS Crawford
2B F. Sanchez =/
C Posey
1B Carlos Pena
3B Pandaval
LF Neal
CF Rowand
RF Nate
P Lincecum

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 20, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Switch Nate and Crawford and we have a deal!

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want this team.

RF Ichiro
SS Ramirez
3B Sandoval
1B Gonzales
LF Crawford
2B Utley
C Posey
CF Gutierrez
P Lincecum

Reasonable, right?

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, this is reasonable

RF Pedro Feliz
SS Pedro Feliz
3B Pedro Feliz
1B Pedro Feliz
LF Pedro Feliz
2B Pedro Feliz
C Pedro Feliz
CF Pedro Feliz
P Pedro Feliz

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 20, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitching and defense!

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see any difference between that and the previous one.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking hipsters

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by jponry on Apr 21, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro Feliz was cool until he sold out and went to the Phillies.

It’s all about Yuniesky Betancourt now.

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by Solidarity on Apr 21, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Rent gets hurt...

I could see him trading for Yuni. I just threw up in my mouth.

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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

1, Uribe plays SS
2. Rohlinger call up
3. Professor to AAA?

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want Yuni

My faith in Sabes=0

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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF that

Paging Brandon Crawford….

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

it is early in the season but both Crawford and Adrianza and struggling with the stick

by wilriv21 on Apr 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again, DNW Yuni

but expect Yuni.

Sabes did say he is looking for Middle infield depth…

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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe will play every day

I’d even put him at first against lefties.

if Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on Apr 21, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, here's a really funny recap of the Royals fans reaction to the Yuni trade

http://www.royalsreview.com/2009/7/12/945430/the-betancourt-trade-recapped

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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

RF: upton

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 21, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

:D

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going with minimum moves.

Any of the Upton brothers on the Giants will make me =DDDDDDDD

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love C-Pain, too.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 21, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the f?

How could we get 6 hits and score nothing? How can we have freaking Eli Whitecanthitthesideofabarn to potentially tie/win the game? 6 hits….

Monkeys could throw their crap onto a board and build a better lineup….

by westcoastoffense on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

30 mins left Grant.

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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Finishing touches. I also have the MacGyver Wiki page up, so it’s not a done deal yet…

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Macgyver?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 21, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Now that we’ve had 4 days to think it over, are we all fine with Wellemeyer as the 5th starter…and the stopper?

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

No. I want Pedro Martinez.

I want him on this team yesterday.

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m perfectly fine with him as the fifth starter.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night all

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by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK AQUEDUCTS LETS THINK!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I kind of think that the best part of this picture if the reactions from Work and Riker.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORK WORK WORK WORK

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO WORK SON

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 21, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that Todd Wellemeyer will be inspired by the great pitching performances of Lincecum, Zito, Cain and Sanchez and will really step up his game tomorrow! Only four runs in five innings! Yeah!!

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by jponry on Apr 21, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

But how will he do if the Padres don't bench Adrian Gonzalez?

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by Gobroks on Apr 21, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paging Joey...

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 21, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Last.fm has been down for hours. HOURS.

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by jponry on Apr 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Pandora

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 21, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really glad I missed this game.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 21, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe I watched that game tonight

And I even missed the 8th inning live when Nate was stranded at 3rd with 0 outs as I found out later through the box score. I am trying really hard to find a silver lining so here it goes:

Giants went 0-6 in their first SoCal road trip last season and ended up 2-7 before going 86-67 the rest of the way. The worst they will come home to Friday is a 1-5 roadtrip, 8-7 overall.

[P.S. I am totally expecting a Giants’ win tomorrow with a ridiculous score of 12-10 as Wellemeyer allows 8 runs in 5 innings…and pick up a WIN]

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

After the game today

I really don’t give a fuck if we get Dye. Infact I fucking encourage it right now.

Speechless.

That’s 3 fucking games in a row which all the guys in the rotation should have W’s next to their names.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT reply actions  

May 8, 1985 Krukow's magnificent fail

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN198505080.shtml

Check the Giants’ batting stats. Scary bad.

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 21, 2010 1:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Giants Jersey Shopping

After tonight’s game, I realize how proud I am of our pitching staff and I really want to support them… but I just can’t decide which jersey number to get… please help

by mlb22 on Apr 21, 2010 2:42 AM PDT reply actions  

THIS

is freaking awesome.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 21, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAD HIS CHANCE!!!!!!!

From Baggs comments:

I hope the obsession with Bowker is over. An OPS barely over 0.500 is not starting major league player material.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 5:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Baggs is really stupid

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just some commenter, isn’t it?

by Evan on Apr 21, 2010 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so glad this latest stretch of games has been taking place when I’m safely in bed for the night. Just reading about them over coffee in the morning is excruciating; I can’t imagine experiencing them in real time.

On the other hand, Jonathan Sanchez! Yes, he’s faced three bad lineups, but his current numbers would be impressive against anyone.

by Evan on Apr 21, 2010 6:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez looks fantastic

have we seen three starts like that from him in a row before?

Also, the Padres’ SS is pretty impressive. It must be nice to have a SS on the team.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 21, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have been noticing how much difference a shortstop with range can make
/sigh

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 21, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the Padres took a risk and it paid off. I guess the rule 5 draft does still work

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 21, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DIDN’T WE KEEP FELIX ESCALONA?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 21, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

In this line

Except for the easy 100 win ballclub part

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 21, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey

… and I guess we can now talk about the need to have Buster Posey on the team instead of Whiteside now …

Though we haven’t sat Huff at all, and he’s been quite good against LHP so far, so I don’t think we can really say that Posey would get enough AB’s on the team to justify staying on the roster. These are the games that make a difference in that case.

Maybe we should see if Huff, or Posey, can play left field …

by 18 Mile on Apr 21, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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