GameThread Three Knuckle Up
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Huff really shouldn't have caught that ball
:(
Fail defense this series.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
I still contend that it was the right play.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
1-0
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Please have some runs in this
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Whenever
Uribe hits his next homerun.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
On the upside?
Entering the 7th, Sanchez’s K/9 is 12.76.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
They pushed him out of baseball
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Dan Haren 4-4
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
So, we're just waiting for a 2-game loss or sweep by the DBags
To cement place as worst in division (talent-wise)?
if the Giants can't come from behind here
They’ll have gone from 6-1 to 8-6. Uck.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
KKKKKKKKKKonathan
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Oh, those Giants
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jesus Christ score this man some runs he's pitching too good to lose
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Chulk mad.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
CHULK SMASH
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The old Sanchez would have bailed on this game by now.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
The old Sanchez is on the DL.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Stayed home sick from work today.
This isn’t helping.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
This game can make a fan sicker
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Don't Panic!
It’s ok people, we have an easy schedule coming up, I mean Cards, Phillies, and Rockies are nothing compared to these Padres amirite?
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
damn, I was hoping not
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hooray, they got to face Doc
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I hope he goes against Lincecum. That would an awesome 1-0 game. (Utley hits a walkoff in the tenth off Medders after Lincecum and Halladay both throw 9 shutout)
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s scheduled to go against Sanchez.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Well, if Sanchez keeps this up, that could be a good game too.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
(UtleySome washed-up scrub hits a walkoff in the tenth offMeddersSchierholtz afterLincecum and Halladay both throw 9 shutoutBochy double-switches out the rest of the team)
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
i remember a story where
2 guys had dueling no hitters, but the away pitcher gave up the game winning homer in the bottom of the 9th and lost
Harvey Haddix, we hardly knew ye.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
optimism, though
Despite some early shakiness, Sanchez has turned out to be awesome for the second straight start.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Whiteside
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when the Giants scored runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I miss those days
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was awesome.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
do you remember the taste of strawberries, mr. frodo?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
go ahead and throw that one again, Jon.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Glass half-full
Bullpen is getting plenty of rest.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
I hate when I pour a bowl of raisin bran and get almost no raisins in it, and then the very next bowl is practically all raisins.
/cool story
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
That very next bowl is hella good, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I like more of a balance
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Frankly, if they could get rid of the bran part completely, I’d be happy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
this is the first time Grant has ever replied to me. YES!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Except for that time you made fun of me for hating on Alex Smith at Niners Nation
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a metaphor for the Giants’ offense.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I hate when I pour a bowl of raisin bran and get almost no raisins in it, and then the very next bowl is practically all raisins.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And the punchline:
Well don’t do that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not yet, but I have dominion over liquid. And I am working my way.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
With that much bran? I’ll bet.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop talking about your Metal Gear Solid slash.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, Raisin Bran Crunch is hella good.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG they’re really freakin good
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re pretty yummy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the reminder – I have a box in the pantry, but I forgot about them. I opened up the all-berry Crunchberries instead.
/I R 5
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Fuck, bottom of the order coming up, and Sanchez is at 100+.
COME ON, GIANTS.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Probably time he came out. He has done all he can.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s leave him in, see if he walks the first batter, and bring in Romo.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk and Kuip are good when they don’t get too “cute”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Read:
“When they drink heavily”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ok Giants
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I like Sanchez.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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offense plz
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
RALLY AGGRON
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I am about ready to Aggron!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Suzanne Vega
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
i am tired of this greg anderson guy
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Padres manager better than ours
He’s like…7 IP…bullpen time. Let’s WIN the game.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
No buts about it.
That worked.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No busts about it? What are you talking about?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen (probably mostly the latter), your newly-crowned Sexiest Woman Alive, beating out Adriana Lima and last year’s winner an empty plastic hype machine Megan Fox.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought honey nut cheerios for tomorrow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
1000X BETTER THAN REGULAR CHEERIOS REGULAR CHEERIOS ARE SHIT
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Its not Latos pitching.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We have a chance now? Right? Right?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
RALLY BEARD
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It's a mother fucking cthulhu!
Aaaaaaahhhh!
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
This guy is really, really coming fast.
Teehee.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Something!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
NATE!!!!!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
NATE!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHOOHOO!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
JUGGERFUCKINGNATE
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
JUGGERNATE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bless you, Nate
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
JUGGERNATE FUCK YES
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERNATE
FUCK YEAH!!!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
JUGGERNATE
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NATE! GO NATE GO!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Also, suck it, Hairston.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
indeed
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Bud Black
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
So was that the rally beard or Christina Hendricks that did that?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Clearly, we need photos of Christina Hendricks with a beard.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
YEAH, FUCK YOU HAIRSTON YOU PRICK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SCORE THE FUCKING RUN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RISP, nobody out...Q: how will the Giants NOT score here?
Winner gets punched in the stomach.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
if whiteside gets a hit
will sanchez be asked to bunt?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Too bad Whiteside is next.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Well that softened me but quick.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
UGH
fuck that guy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Why do I feel they
still won’t score?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
HIT A FLYBALL OLD LOOKING YOUNG MAN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nate Schierholtz just won the job back from Bowker.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I watched the first few innings with my neighbors and he was telling me how much Bowker sucked :[
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, Bowker….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you throw acid in his face?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
No, he’s nice. He just hates all the outfielders I like :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But boy would his face have been red!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Then, depending on the acid,
a nice ivory white color.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PINCH HIT WITH FUCKING BENGIE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Why wouldn't you pinch hit for Whiteside?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Because then you have to waste your second catcher…
….
who comes in the NEXT FUCKING AT-BAT.
….
bork
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
need a wild pitch
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
…….
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
So who pinch hits for Sanchez?
Is it godawful Torres? Ishi?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Molina, of course.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I heard on the radio
“Whiteside coming up.” and could not stop myself from saying “Oh God.”
Then I heard that Bengie was on deck and I did it again.
I have no hope for this team.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Worthlesside.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I was gonna post this but I didn’t want to discourage anyone.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
need new backup catcher... PEDRO FELIZ
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
There’s one fail
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
PUT. A. BALL. IN. THE. AIR.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
NOT LIKE THAT.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
AND WAVE IT AROUND LIKE YOU JUST DON’T CARE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamnit, at least put someone who can make some frigging contact!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
“I’m not sure what Whiteside’s approach was, there”
-Jon Miller
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
yea that's why I love him
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Oh, NOW you bring in Bengie
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Walk Molina
pitch to Velez
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
And we're all wrong.
Except the head there.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That too.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ even a fly ball is too much to ask?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say B-Money sac flies.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Let’s go, Money
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
if Bengie is pinch hitting for Sanchez, why didn’t he hit for Whiteside instead?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
BORK
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
WTF ARE YOU DOING FATASS?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Giants catchers
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
shit
shit.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Called it
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Oh Fuck You guys
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, we’re not scoring.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD. YOU SHITTY SHITTY TEAM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
MOTHER FUCK
really a fucking fly ball to left is too much to fucking ask?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim.
Goddamnit, I really hate this team's ridiculous fascination with veteran old fartsx.
Why the hell wouldn’t he take a goddamn pitch?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
8th inning is almost like 9th inning?
common velez
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
HEY GUYS STAY CALM IT’S ALL UP TO VELEZ!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
NO YOU CALM DOWN
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s two fails
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Holy shit wow. This is a new level of incompetence
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Not new. It’s the same old incompetence.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I was gone earlier, but did anyone else think it was bizarre they had Nate as a choice for best “clutch” hitter on the Giants? I can’t think of a single clutch hit he’s ever had.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
against the Yankees.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
pinch hit w/lincecum
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Steal home
At least we have a chance that way
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Please don’t McFuck this one up, Speedy.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Why couldn't the Giants FO have been on the plane with the Polish government?
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Yeah dude, you need to back off.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ugly swing....
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
THEY HAVE ONE FUCKING HIT
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
This is comical.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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No, it's farcical.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Farce is a form of comedy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF ARE YOU SWINGING AT VELEZ?
Seriously? What the hell was that?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Jon Miller is starting to get fed up
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Yeah, keep swinging at that.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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We're getting swept tomorrow
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
TAKE A FUCKING PITCH VELEZ JESUS CHRIST
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
well he listened.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Well Velez is sure determined to K.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WHY DOES BORK KEEP SENDING THIS GUY UP?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
he because he’s in on the secret- can’t hit if you don’t swing.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadz fans has sadz.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Why in the name of God did they throw him a fastball?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I need to go find something to break
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Velez' bat is antimatter.
It repels material objects.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I took a page from Goldman Sachs...
I bet against the Giants with my gf… she will put a smile on my face if they fail to score here. (made bet right after Nate’s triple).
We’ll see you 3 minutes
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Heh.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
MY GOD!
She works fast, but I beat her
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
pwned.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Here comes the clutch K!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Speedy McFuckup breakdown in 3….2….1….
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why don't this piece of crap actually do something useful?
As opposed to flailing away at the same damn pitch again and again? Its called a breaking ball- you’re allowed to use it! Giants hitters act like they have never seen one before.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well, he didn’t flail away that time.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I hate everything
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
LOL CLUTCH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Velez is so crap
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
I
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
HATE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
TEAM
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
PENGUIN SUIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK IT ALL.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL VELEZ SUPPORTERS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I’m sure honkytonkbbw will be happy to explain why that was a good AB by Velez.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
VELEZ SHOWED THAT HE WAS A BATTER THERE, NOT A HITTER
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was pretty awful. But Torres would have done the same thing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Eugenio Velez: fucking terrible.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Urban bangs him like a stud. Or something like that.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That must be the sequel to Eugenio Velez: Sucks Ass.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez has no clue at all what to do with that wood.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
TWSS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That was fucking pathetic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He really looks lost.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Odds he’s in the lineup tomorrow?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
109%
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
109%
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck all.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
10000%
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
oh fuck you and your fist pumps, torrealba
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Time to start throwing stuff.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
TWSS!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Hm. I'm torn.
MIke Adams is on my fantasy team.
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOUR FANTASY TEAM WITH A GARDEN RAKE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh fuck you
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Well, then I’m happy for you.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Seriously. Fuck your fantasy team.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This is a joke right?
I mean a middle reliever?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck your fantasy team
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, if you weren't torn before saying that, you certainly have been now.
I’m sure that Hold/K will really swing things. If you weren’t sure, why did you start the guy against your team?
Oh, right. A fantasy pitching staff made up exclusively of guys facing the Orange and Black ATTACK would be a fucking steamroller.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy Shit.
Yahoo requires 2 relief pitchers. I figured Adams would be good again. Geez
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
You keep thinking that you can no longer be surprised, but low and behold.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm laughing
and crying at the same time…damn this team
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim.
FUCK THIS SHIT
PABST BLUE RIBBON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PBR? Really?
not something stronger?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
PBR is a Macho drink.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YEAH I WENT THERE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
excuse you
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
if it’s good enough for Frank Booth, it’s good enough for me
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t actually drink PBR.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
whew
was worried you were a hipster
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Hipsters liked PBR until it sold out.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
what do you mean sold out?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Swing and a miss.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
well
I like David Lynch so I probably am
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fuck
I might be a hipster.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
We are all hipsters
We are all Pedro Feliz
Pedro Feliz is a hipster
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Logic
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
but I thought this was you? :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Where is the L on his head for loser?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Well he was looking kinda dumb
With his finger and his thumb
in the shape of an L on his forehead…
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, look!
A remote control-shaped hole just appeared in my wall! I wonder how THAT happened!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
The good news is that now you get to use that hole.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Back already.
She works fast, but I beat her to it.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sanchez
“Coneo…”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Sanchez leaving. Not even he wants to watch the rest of this game
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
This team is a joke. Can’t even sac fly properly.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim.
You have to make contact to put the ball in the air.
What a joke.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
“Looks like it’s suicide again for me.”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Suicide is painless.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yorvit
I want Bengie to brick in his mouth after 5 hours at an all you can eat buffet.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
good news
3 spots on the 25 man roster should be open by Thursday
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
A bag of skitties? Seems cruel.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucked.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
..............................(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
so, to sum up
Zito: Cained
Cain: Cained
Sanchez: Getting Cained.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Pablo is never academic
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Well, we all want to change the world….
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont blame Velez for that. I blame Molina and Whiteside and Bochy and Sabean. Well,more than I blame Velez anyway.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
There is blame all around. But the 2nd pitch that Velez did not swing at was one right over the heart of the plate belt high.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Proven clean-up hitter and RBI man Bengie Molina can’t hit a fucking sac fly?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And why the fuck did Bochy hold back Molina until after Failside failed?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The fail is much more with the Molina/Whiteside duo.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
at least we got to see Nate run the bases
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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
420
I don’t smoke but I am seriously considering starting
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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What day do we celebrate heroin?
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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants' baseball is a helluva drug!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously, because he usually strikes out in under the hands.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Jesus christ
runner on 3rd, no outs. And frigging BROK keeps sending his favorites up there to suck. Yeah, Buster POsey clearly can’t help this team.
Why not send goddamn Ishikawa or DeRosa up there instead of Velez? Who does he have pictures of? Its the definition of insanity – keep letting the same idiots swing again and again, hoping for magic.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WTF DAWG
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
What a joke.
Giants: 5 hits, 0 runs
Padres: 1 hit, 1 run
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I wish I had Sanchez on my fantasy team. 27 Ks and a 1.86 ERA.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
I have him on mine.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The idiocy of letting Whiteside bat when he was going to use Bengie anyway boggles the mind.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
he's still asleep instead of you know paying attention
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Seriously, he could have put DeRosa/Ishi up, who were always gonna do more than shitty Greyside would.
/flips over table
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Seriously
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I know we say this often
but seriously, wtf.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy always give his guys a chance. He needs to start trying to win instead of being a wuss whois afraid to piss off his players.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, that didn’t make any sense. Don’t want to burn your back up catcher, blah blah… LaRussa said the same stupid shit after he knife fucked his way through that 20-inning game.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/allows relief pitcher to bat for himself with two outs and bases loaded despite having bench hitter available
//twice
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Yorvit.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He should have been OUR little bitch. Again.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I really liked him as a Giant. I wanted them to let him start instead of that damned AJ trade. Meh.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
That AJ trade was chock full of hideous.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hey!
You take that back!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLffense
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
The idiocy of letting Whiteside bat when he was going to use Bengie anyway boggles the mind.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
why this comment repeated itself boggles the mind as well
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
WE GOT TWO-FOR-ONE FRUSTRATED COMMENTS DOWN HERE AT MCC!
We’re crrrrazy!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
matt stairs sighting
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
OMG ITS MATT STAIRS........
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
2 runs in 26 innings
What a fucking joke.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe is set to hit, if I’m not mistaken.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
4th he is. Of course, rent has to bat.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Yeah, I’m mistaken.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What are the chances of me sticking around for the idiotic postgame show?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't know what's harder to watch...
this, or the sharks game
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I put more stock in the Sharks ability to score once, then I do the Giants
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLSHARKS
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
They still can score. I think if the Giants figured out how to score for the other team they would be the best in the league at it.
Velez would lead the league in that category.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Which loss is more painful?
The Manny Ramirez go-ahead homer, the Eckstein walk-off, or Sanchez getting the loss while throwing a 1-hitter
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Thanks for putting this all in a nice easy to swallow package.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh, you…
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I….I dont….
God dammmit
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
can't decide between 1st & 3rd
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Realizing this is exactly how last season started?
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 20, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The first one because I was in attendance.
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lets just agree
that romos slider right there was really dirty
Look like a hanger to me.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
where was this Romo on Sunday?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
In your mom.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Not like he gave up a homerun to a hobbit.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Give me a break
He missed on a pitch to a great hitter and got beat. It happens.
Romo threw one bad pitch on Sunday. One.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and we haven’t won since
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
it's all Sergio's fault
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sergio is the problem.
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sergio get your head out of the oven
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
One
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
sergio romo sucks middle reliever at best why didn’t affeldt or wilson pitch that inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
one reason for optimism
Sandoval’s due up second in the ninth!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
So when's the last time a team won a 9 inning game with 28 PA's?
I have no idea of the answer to this, but I bet they were playing the Giants.
Bochy lost this game
When he allowed Whiteside to hit. The guy cannot hit his way out of a paper bag. Particularly in late game situations. Tell me ONE hit he’s had late in a game that mattered. I mean that – ONE.
If Molina is going to pinch hit, why isn’t he hitting for Whiteside and then let Ishi hit for Sanchez.
Bochy drives me fucking nuts.
gotta love the anger :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
bochy still thinks he's w/san diego
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Anagram of "why can't the giants hit?"
IN THAT WEIGHTY SNATCH
Wait, I thought shagging fat chicks was supposed to get you OUT of a slump??
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 20, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
ridiculous
sunday zito 7.1 IP 4 H 1ER LOSS
monday cain 6 IP 7 H 2ER ND lost the game
tuesday sanchez 7 IP 1 HIT one!!!!! 1 ER 10 K’s LOSS
fuck this game
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
WE WILL WIN WITH PITCHING LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
makes me sad
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I never bought into that line. This offense is terribly awfully painfully bad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I WANT RUNS NOW GIANTS.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Drive of the game is a Padres' single?
Shit thats fuck.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
LOL THEIR ONLY HIT
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Please don’t suck, Edgar.
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It’s all up to Pablo.
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I AM SO ANGRY
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Dye for league minimum LOL
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
Miller is done with this game.
“Fastball down the middle. Best pitch he will get in this sequence. And he took it for a strike.”
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
HIT A FUCKING HOMER NOW PABLO
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
This game is why I think offense is more important than defense.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
The Giants have neither.
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/clutches spreadsheet
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
they iz scared of the panda
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
HIT A FUCKING HOMER RIGHT NOW HUFF
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
lolz
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 20, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
PablOBP
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Grant. Write a letter to Brain Sabean explaining why he is an idiot. I would do it, but I would just end up calling him names.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Quick, pinch hit Manny Ramirez.
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Bring Barry out of the tunnel.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Hell, pull Kevin Mitchell out of the stands.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
lol
this
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
panda should have swung @ that 3-0 =/
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
anybody else kind of sad that panda took a walk there?
hes our only hitter :(
i was sad he took 3-0
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
RALLY SHAWON
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
KEVIN MITCHELL SAID HE WOULD HIT ONE!!!!!!
WTF, dont leave it up 2 huff sandoval swing the bat
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Sharks LOL
Giants LOL
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
Torres might as well be wearing a sign “I AM GOING TO TRY TO STEAL SECOND”
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Torres sighting.
As though there were a chance someone would hit a ball not protected by a glove.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This game is going to end on a strikeout and caught stealing.
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GTFO
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh great, Sandoval is coming out. We better win now.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
torres dont suck @ running
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Hey now.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
double play next?
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 20, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
yep
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Double Play to
end the game.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Stop giving me hope.
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AUDREY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NO WAY WE SCORE HERE
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Big hit Aubrey!
JUST HIT A FUCKING FLY BALL JAZZY!
/prepares for more disappointment
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
riiiiibay?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Let there be jazz.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL COMEBACK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
they should double steal
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
T-1000 run!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL GIDP
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
HIT IT FAR
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Hey is Matt Downs on this team?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
sorta
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve heard rumors.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL @ the Hope wanted
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
LOL GIANTS CANT SCORE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
CMON URIBE
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
DP...
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This is painful.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
oh man. NOT FAR ENOUGH.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh my...
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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WTF
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
FUCK YOU HAIRSTON
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Didn’t get enough on it. Fuck.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCKING SHIT FUCKING SHIT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THIS OFFENSE!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Double steal now
it’s the only way
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
who's next
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
How could it be any different? Look at the roster. It’s still craptastic.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
BOWKER
Justify my love.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
See that throw?
Velez would have Russell Martin’d him.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Velez would have ran in front of the catcher and tried to pick off the throw.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
pleeeeease, Bowker, do something
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
WIN THIS NOW BOWKER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I've seen this for three fucking years
and I’m sick of it.
Fury
is burning in my veins.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKER-FUCKING-MANIA
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Its ok to cry, right?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease do something Bowker.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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i mean just hit a medium fly ball, IS IT THAT HARD?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
I’m already so sad.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ADHIASKDASDJAL
BASE HIT NOW BOWKER BASE HIT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Bowker, prove MCC right about something
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
This can only end in tears.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Happy ones, preferably.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He's set up for any kind of off-speed....
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BASE HIT BASE HIT BASE HIT BASE HIT
BASE HIT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Bell is shaking off the breaking pitches?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BASE HIT PLZ
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING SHIT FUCKING SHIT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Sweep tomorrow.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Last 5 losses by a total of 6 runs
Giants baseball
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 20, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU TORREALBA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Why the fuck do I keep staying up late for this shit?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
You’re like an addict.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I'M NOT AN ADDICT
FIENDING FOR STATIC
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
The company?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
horrible
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Just stupid. Bochy should just quit right now.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
What a joke.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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NOOOOOOO
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FUCK THIS SHIT
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
MOAR FAIL
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Fuck my life.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ROSTER CONSTRUCTION!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
i hate this team
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
ROFL
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
1 run, on 1 hit.
These fucking road trips
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
so predictable. soooo predictable.
FUCK YOU BOCHY. FUCK YOU SABEAN.
If u’re a pitcher on our team, W’E’RE SORRY
I cant watch this every night. It will destroy me.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
this hurts
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
So Lindedn ended the game?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Linden....
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK VAPORS FUCK SHIT BARBRA STREISAND
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Hey pitchers-
Fuck you.
vr
Xeibochy
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
yea… just like Sunday, my night will be sleepless
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m about numb at this point. I wasn’t even going to watch this shit tonight. It really messes with my sleep schedule – 5am comes early enough when you go to bed at 9…
Well I've seen this game before
about 80 times the last three years. It is flipping pathetic.
LOL the timing of this and the comment above it.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 6-1 start
Lost 4 of 5, 5 of 7.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
For our NEXT TRICK!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
4 velez errors
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
One hitting the Padres and losing makes jponry an angry mod
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think I’ll start banning people.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I accidentally banned like five people trying to ban five other people.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That was unspeakably pathetic.
It was like getting kicked in the nuts non-stop for two hours.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So… Giants go to SD, lose 2, and one of those games was to 1 fucking hit…. Somethings gotta happen to this lineup, BYE VELEZ
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
So… Giants go to SD, lose 2, and one of those games was to 1 fucking hit…. Somethings gotta happen to this lineup, BYEVELEZBOWKER
BORK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You kidding? Velez did his job! CORNERSTONE!!!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Just need to see something different, i know Rowands out, and Derosa's out, but something has to happen
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Do you honestly think Velez is the problem?
I didn’t know he was batting 2nd through 9th as well.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, i don’t really give a fuck what, but just something has to happen, could be the fact that Aaron and Derosa are injured, but there’s a lack of productivity throughout, so something’s gotta happen
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Mays and McCovey and Marichal have a closed door meeting with the offense.
Many bats are broken.
Marichal restrained again.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Here they come...the rest of the NL West TempestTeapot
Gonna run right over our sorry asses.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
tying run on 3rd 1 out in the 9th
FUCK
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 20, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
don't forget
tying run on 3rd 0 out in the 8th
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLffense
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
Hey Bochy
Tomorrow. Hit and run. Steal. Bunt and run. Have your “hitters” jump in front of pitches. Do something to help the team score some flipping runs.
and suicide squeeze
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Lost a fucking one hitter. Disgraceful
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
What a joke of a team
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
“Birthright” live-blog starts in a half hour.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Somehow I got “Livebirth” out of “Birthright live-blog”
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Why aren’t people besides us calling for Bochy’s head? Or at least to put him on the hot seat. I mean the management has to be seeing the same things we are right?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
we’re the lunatic fringe. We’re all just nuts
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
BECAUSE THI S TEAM IS RUN BY INCOMPETENT FOOLS
WE WILL NEVER WIN A FUCKING WORLD SERIES WITH SABEAN IN CHARGE OF BASEBALL OPERATIONS. NEVER
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Sanchez: 7 IP, 1 ER, 1 H, 3 BB, 10 K
And takes the loss. What a worthless, worthless fucking offense.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
KnK look grim.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
If Velez is in the lineup tomorrow, I may have to commit graphic, improbable acts of violence complain about it on the internet.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
BUT JCB9, HE HAD THAT ONE SINGLE ON A WEAK GROUNDER HE'S GETTING HOT!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
AND THE SPEEDS!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
HE'S THE CORNERSTONE OF THE FUTURE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU MUST HATE THE GIANTS!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
WANT THEM TO LOSE!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
WON'T YOU FEEL STUPID ONCE HE'S BETTER THAN BARRY BONDS!!! AND NOT DRUGZ!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I’m not a huge Bochy fan and don’t agree with a lot of his thinking, but some of the comments blaming him for any and everything is just plain stupid.
A lot of it just comes down to shitty hitting, but letting Whiteside hit for himself was a terrible decision.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And, y’know, Velez in the lineup.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
And Torres is so much better?
It really isn’t Bochy’s fault he’s got a benchful of failure.
Having Whiteside hit and then following that with Bengie…fail
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim.
Bochy's dream
Is an entire lineup of backup catchers.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
we blame Sabean more.
He’s the one buying these groceries
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
HAI GUIZ, DONT WORRY WE HAVE THE 3RD BEST ERA AT 3.1
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
padres w/5 game win streak
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Cheer up
we’ve got todd wellemeyer going tomorrow to avoid the sweep.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Giants are scoring 7 runs?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Time to see what my DVR has recorded:
1. Lost
2. The Daily Show
3. Colbert Report
didn't you just watch Lost?
proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!
One, but not the other.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
We admitted we were powerless over Giants baseball —that our lives had become unmanageable.
Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to Giants fans, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 20, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
amazing
proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!
This fucking offense. Why can’t it do anything? Was having Rowand and DeRosa really that big of a game changer?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/tears
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
We need a hitter. We gotta either call up Posey or trade for one. Or hell, pick up Dye. But if our pitchers are gonna give up like negative runs and still lose the game, then there is something terribly, terribly wrong.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hey but lets not forget
They got beat by two of the best pitchers in baseball. Clayton Richard or Richard Clayton and some clown named Latos.
But have no fear – Wellmeyer goes tomorrow!
WELLEMEYER!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, at least we won’t lose giving up only 1 run…
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I don’t know much about Clayton Richard, but the other two are actually pretty good.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip looks like he’s about to cry or throw a chair through the window.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I like to believe they think like we do.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Go fuck yourself, Damon Bruce
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
On the morning show this morning Kuip basically called Velez a dumbass and said he wants to see him benched. So, yes, he does think like we do.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants score runs, just not at the right times.
From what I remember, the G-Men outscored the Dodgers 18-12 and still lost the series.
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 20, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
sounds like that phillies series last year
by speedyt72000 on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Really though...
…that 9-0 Timmy win in L.A. was nice, but the Giants could have used some of those runs the next day in that series…or today perhaps.
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 20, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Torre put up a scrub lineup that day. Pretty clearly showed he was not trying to win that game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well.
I only caught the end of the game, so I will take your word for it.
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 20, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a fact.
He sat something like three starters.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it was out, Manny, Blake and I think Furcal were all out. The only really good players kept in were Ethier, Kemp & Loney.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim.
They figured on the loss with Lincecum pitching, so why not rest 'em?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I really would like to hear what Bochy has to say about this pathetic attempt at playing baseball and scoring runs with runners at 3rd with either 0/1 outs.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim.
YES YES
I want to hear what the incomepetnet monkey has to say. I want to hear some kind of excuse, some kind of indication that he actually gives a fuck about the pain he is causing people
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
mumblemumblemumlemulmbleclutchmumblemumblegritmumble
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Buster hasn't been proven nor disproven that he is God
But i bet the dude could hit a fucking FLY BALL. Can’t WAIT until Greyside is DFA’d.
Oh, and FUCK YOU terrible Houston for making us think that the Giants may actually be good.
I still can't believe it.
A one-hitter? Really? With 10 Ks? What the hell is Sanchez supposed to do? What the leaping Jesus is he supposed to do? What an incomprehensibly pathetic showing. Does Bochy/Sabean really think that Posey wouldn’t have improved the team’s chances? What a murderous failure. So rarely do you see lameness of this magnitude. It’s like a manatee trying to play basketball. Rolling about, slimy, ugly, disgusting. My goodness.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Simple - he needs to ...
go 3-4 and drive in 3 runs. Hell Lincecum has been their best offensive player on this road trip.
I can't help but think
that three 1 run losses (to 2,3, and 1 runs) would make any reasonable FO start thinkin harder about bringin him up. Unfortunately I’m not familiar with any reasonable FO west of the bay.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Apr 20, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
1 Hit, 1 Run
LOL
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
C'Mon Kruk
I absolutely love you, but just ONCE won’t you say the GIANTS took the fucking pipe right up their sorry asses.
He saves it for the radio.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sanchez
Doesn’t know how to win.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 20, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Cain Curse
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
SON OF FUCKING BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK BOCHY, WE OBVIOUSLY ARNT HITTING CLUTCH, YOU NEED TO BE PROACTIVE AND SQUEEZE WHEN WE HAVE SPEED AT THE CORNERS. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BORK, YOU ARE A CUNT MUSCLE, PLEASE JUST FUCKING RESIGN FOR THE GOOD OF THIS TEAM. AND FOR THE OFFENSE, YOU FUCKING SUCK, BRING POSEY UP, HE HAS TO BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING. FUCK!!!
Pace yourself. it’s a long season and Bochy isn’t going anywhere.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Proactive and Bochy
are mutually exclusive concepts. He’s an Earl Weaver type. Sit back and wait for the three run homer. But he doesn’t have anyone to hit the three run homer. So…..
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
is that the former Jessica Simpson?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm like one episode away from Ben finally showing up in Lost.
I’m so excited.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
One of the best characters in the show.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Gifs of him are like 70% of the reason why I finally decided to watch the show
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GAH!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
And this is where I exit the thread. Sharks game then LOST. I need something good to happen in my life tonight.
LOL BECAUSE THE SHARKS WILL LOSE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Or rather.
Yes. But that’s where LOST comes in.
Bowker strikes out on a slider in the dirt
NOW THAT IS SOMETHING NEW.
He sure can hit...
…minor league pitching.
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 20, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
TIME FOR FAIL-GIF
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS
with extra padding.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ohshitthat'sfunny
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LA and San Diego always seems like the road trip from hell
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
puh-thet-ick
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Well, time to go eat my feelings.
I’m thinking chocolate chips and beer. Ugh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Epic fail
is epic fail.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re at Deep Space Nine! Something about aqueducts!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
FIRST THEY BATHE YOU THEN THEY MEDITATE YOU!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Geordi is in love with a 21st century plasma coil – in almost perfect condition!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
BASHIR!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
A COMPLETE WHAT THE FUCKWAY DIAGNOSTIC?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Worf all mad.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Worf, I am your father!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, Enterprise D is almost as big as the entire deep space station.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Worf: THIS WORK IS SHIT DO IT AGAIN GRRR
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Riker used his astute skills of observation to discover that Worf is mad.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Troi is wearing a real uniform! And she’s being witty!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I could use more technobabble.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Also: less Klingon honor philosophy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW KISS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
AWWWW YEAH MEGAJOULS OF ENERGY INTO THE DILITHIUM SHAZBOT
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
BIOCHEMICAL LUBRICANTS! HAWT!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
TRANSIENT POWER RESPONSE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Technobabble made this episode better
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT NOW WHAT DATA?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
MOST MACHINES CAN’T GROW HAIR
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Worf / Data slash starts now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, this is actually good storytelling. Data’s dilemma is giving Worf perspective. It’s kind of awesome.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, this guy is a fucking pushover.
Dude: “I require full payment.”
Worf: “Fuck that.”
Dude: “Well… okay then.”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLPENISSHIP
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
NINJAWORF
He may have to travel during the night….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, Picard is still worried about aqueducts!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK AQUEDUCTS – LET’S DRINK
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Lame. Picard’s all like FUCK AQUEDUCTS LETS THINK
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I’m figuring out why MST3k never did good movies. It’s hard to find holes in this shit.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF SHE’S NAKED?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Worf is fucking terrible at hiding.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if anybody has Data’s paintings.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait what the fuck is this mysterious device again?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
And why do they test it with so few safety precautions?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
KITTY!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This is nonsense.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
A potted plant?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM THE BIRD FLYING THROUGH SPACE IN A TIMEWARP
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this episode a lot.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait… the dreams are from circuits? That’s a pretty lame-ass way to explain the dreams. I liked it better when they were psychotic visions.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck it, I’m just going to enjoy this episode.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I admire your persistence.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
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