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GameThread II: Electric Boogaloo

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Runz, Now

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE RUNZ NOW

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

nice hit, panda

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I want dingerz

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Runz? Whut iz this Runz?

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAILERIA

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 20, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

panda is soooo FTW

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA ROCKS

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

:D

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t help but stare…rec’d

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to see an out of the park Huff HR.

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This situation screams double play.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

lol sharks

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Sharks can’t score on the power play but the Avs score in like 4 seconds on theirs.

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I move that the Sharks just skip the 2nd period from now on.

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But a single would be fine too

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody have Haren on their POKEMONZ?

4 ERs and 7 runs total in less than 4 innings

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

and Ludwick caught stealing in front of Pujols again. Then they walked Pujols. I dont get it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

go Panda go Panda go!

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by thehavenot on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT YOU STUPID SHARKS!!!!

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHARKS??

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's do this

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS WHAT UP

I am shocked to lear that the San Francisco Giants are involved in another low-scoring game!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

From Car and Driver magazine

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the promo said the offense was electric!

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 volts DC

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Magic Inside!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cum on Huff

Jerk one into the gap

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just needs to wack off the ball.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps rake one….WITH HIS PENIS!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T FORGET TO WIPE!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OpraH/

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um.........

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it wasn't a double play

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a double play, Yeah!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay no double play!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby steps.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trivia question

Can you name the 4 left handed pitchers to throw a no hitter in Giants franchise history?

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

If someone misses one, they suck

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-4: El Guapo

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Johnny Antonelli ever get one?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matthewson was right handed

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 20, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and this.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooks Wiltse

Also, great name

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 20, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooks Goat.se?

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad

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by Chulk on Apr 20, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Mike McCormick was a lefty, so maybe him?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked it up. The fourth one no one will get

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez, Hubbell, Rube Marquard and……Hooks Wiltse (in 1908).

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooks Wiltse?

Rube Marquard?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 20, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK maybe one person

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I at least recognize Marquard’s name.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiltse did it on July 4th

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

random July 4 trivia for you

Three of the first five Presidents died on the 4th of July – two (Adams and Jefferson) on the very same day, within a couple of hours of each other. Since then, no other President has died on the 4th.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stu Miller?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Millwood?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a few things wrong with this guess!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I dont even know if hes a lefty.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez, McDonnel, Henley, and Stu Miller?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He made solid contact with his wood last night

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit a double last night IIRC

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a double off Kershaw

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ground attack

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

loud bunt

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Ludwick with two homers and a single...

Only the sixth inning, I think.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

MAH POKEMONZ!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bowker hitting .194

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

sss

or he sucks; one or the other. He’s basically a platoon player who isn’t hitting .200 and has limited defensive value. I’d definitely rather see Nate and FLewis play ahead of him. Oh, wait….

by nogooddeed on Apr 20, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowk needs to work the count here.

Also, a hit would be loverly.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is THIS guy?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Rufus

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Torrealba, getting in his cardio for the day.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda

steal home.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIAAAAA

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Eckstein

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU ECKSTEIN

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU GNOME

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck You Eckstein!!!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

God, I hate you Eckstein

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Not far from where I work and we appreciate that they have extended the late night hours.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCKKKKKKKKKKK YOU ECKSTEIN YOU FUCKER!

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

David Eckstein: worse than a thousand Hitlers.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope that midget burns in hell.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK ECKSTEIN WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKSTEIN

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking shit

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU BITCH

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I really really really really really really really really really hate Eckstein.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING, ECKSTEIN

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOO ECKSTEIN

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

We need to sign Ecchstein.

He’s a freaking pain in the ass, he should be OUR freaking pain in the ass.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

You got me there.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the surefire way to rob a Giant killer of his powers

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t need to dive there, he just wanted to kick the giants in the nuts even more.

by Hamed on Apr 20, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun Fact:

David Eckstein is the only Major Leaguer to have graduated from Keebler State, holding a B.A. in douchology.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOL

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he should go back to making cookies.

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

and he minored in ass-stabbery.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a decent at bat by bowker there.

by coolandtough on Apr 20, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he probably saw more pitches than Sandoval, Huff, and Uribe combined.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only that mattered to Bork

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright guys

I’ll be back. I’m going to go exercize a bit to get some of my frustration out

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 20, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

yeahuh...exercise

that arm only has to be so strong

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wink wink

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/giggles about SNL skit

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 20, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something like this last night on TNT’s NBA post game show. Kenny Smith said at the end “If you do that too much, you’ll go blind”

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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes the No-No

regardless, fuck eckstein

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

i want the sharks to win

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck with that.
It is the playoffs you know…

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they are actually a couple Lakers fans among McCoven (not me, though)

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want all LA teams to lose.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO LSU!!!!!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLANK BLANKIN' BLANKS!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Noooo

bye bye no hitter

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It's time to change the Eckstein hate to love

The hate isn’t working, so let me be the first to say,

David Eckstein is my favorite non-Giant player, and I hope he does really well from this point on.

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a personal problem.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

His wife is nice.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that he likes dogs

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, surprisingly, shorter than him.

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

reverse won’t work

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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

he was voted “Most Helpful” in high school.

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick!!! Everybody add him to their fantasy team! He’ll be sure to suck then.

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I really wanted Sanchez to no hit these fuckers again.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping for Eckstein to fall on his face.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Great throw, Whitey.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, not much he could’ve done there, it was a bad pitch by Sanchez.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just ignore anything I say about whiteside

I blindly hate him and his white hair

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both of those pitches were strikes

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice throw, NOTside.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So this inning is off to a good start.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

If Posey had been catching, Headley would have 13 stolen bases already!

by Every6thDay on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

13??

40!!

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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to happen. Sabean has obviously made a pact with Satan.

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice throw Whiteside

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

man for a lefty pitcher, sanchez is making it look pretty easy to steal on him

by natey-nate on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't realize Headley was Rickey Henderson

But on the positive side, he’s on my pokemonz!

Not that I’m happy about the SB’s

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by thehavenot on Apr 20, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s happening?

I just finagled my way out the ice breaker reception. I have to many receptions to attend this week, luckily I won’t have to make some excuse for Thursday.

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by timmeh on Apr 20, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s happening is very little.

Aubrey Huff just made a nifty catch, though!

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BACK TO YOUR RECEPTION.

Nothing good happening or about to happen here. It’s ’09 all over again, baby!

by Every6thDay on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was winding down so I’m not missing much. I don’t want ’09 again.

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by timmeh on Apr 20, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just like Pablo’s catch last year that wound up costing the Giants a run.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Aubrey Huff couldn't play defense?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, wasn’t that 2000-2010?

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurr.

He was only -3.5 in 09. Not awful.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

the gif of the old man reading on gameday is really starting to freak me out

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, poo.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw fuck, Huff to the DL.

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff earns respek.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Huff

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GIVE AUBREY A GOLD GLOVE

Nice catch.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

that couldn’t have tickled.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Gritty catch, Huff!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff going on DL

offense is going to be even more awesome.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff falls down the well

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That lucked painful.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

looked that is.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, he hit about everything on the way down.

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

nice sac fly

perhaps the shortest in franchise history

by nogooddeed on Apr 20, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

/checks scoreboard

Nope.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I saw the ump's motion I thought he was sending the runner back.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infield in for Hairston. Even Bochy knows we won’t score

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 20, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to see Hairston pull off a suicide.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT THIS DOUCHE

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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa would have caught the ball then threw out Headley

then hit 2 homers

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 20, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston was all over that.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I would boo Scott Hairston if he became a Giant. I hate that douche.

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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What did he do?

I know he hit that walkoff but did he say something?

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t hit a walkoff, he hit approximately 37,000 walkoffs.

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I remember him shouting stuff at Cain too.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

all of them vs. the Giants and all them he was so arrogant about it

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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

But he didn’t say anything or get in a fight?

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://legacy.signonsandiego.com/sports/padres/20070926-9999-7s26padres.html

Bear in mind some history here – Cain was called up to replace Tomko in the Giants’ rotation.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf?

8-7 Dbags.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Kyle Lohse: 7 ER in 3 innings

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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and BTW, Haren is now listed as giving up 7 ERs.

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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/isn't threatened by the DBacks

Maybe if web wasn’t on the infinite-day DL.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you so much Scott Hairston.

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by srpwrd on Apr 20, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This is far from Bad Sanchez, but it’s not the Unbelievably Good Sanchez from his last start, either.

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Thought to be fair, the Padres aren’t the Pirates. And Sanchez already had a 4-run lead by the 2nd inning last week.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please finish this guy!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 20, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

wow rain :(

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

what a sample size!

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball game

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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You called it!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you hairston

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

it’s fucking raining. God fucking damn it. Fuck!

by Into the Void on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, it IS raining.

That’ll be falling here in Blankland tomorrow.
Glad I got in a ride today.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Phoenix, AZ

Home of the AZ DiamondBLANKS.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

the Diamondskanks. I’ve heard of them.

by Into the Void on Apr 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU SCOTT HAIRSTON

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Double header tomorrow

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by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

only has to go one more inning and the padres win

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

gah

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Shitballs. Knew that was gonna happen.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

So….giants make three quick outs. It rains a lot. Umps call game. Sound about right?

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course.

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

not enough double plays.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameover

lol

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This really could be the final score

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless SD scores more runs

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun fact. bill paxton is the only actor to be killed by the terminator, the preditor, and Alien

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

2009 helplessness returns

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

6K? Feels meh.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKonathan

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD & I haz a sad

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

think they still would have scored if huff didn't make that catch?

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, a ground ball to the right side gets him to third as well.

The problem wasn’t Huff’s play, it was allowing another steal.

by nofreetime on Apr 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Score Giants! Score Now!!!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously?

What if he doesn’t catch it and the guy hits a two run homer on the next pitch?

by Into the Void on Apr 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez has given up one hit. I’ll take my odds on Sanchez.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you should take outs where you can get them.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not always. As things worked out, that is exactly why you let the ball drop. Especially w/ no outs. Were that the second out, great play. In a tie game basically giving the runner 3rd is NOT a good play. Ever.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want dingerz

and how bad is it raining?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pro tip

Don’t believe anything Bochy says.

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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly the offensive savior.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we have a left handed defensive specialist first baseman.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto platoon.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAWL

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t count on it. Bottom of the order.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants better score here or they are done

Fixed

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was not a strike

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, just as the Padres score, the rain picks up.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Runs, please.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, don’t prunes lead to the opposite of the runs?

Maybe that’s appropriate here, of course.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excessive prunage.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prunes help alleviate constipation, so…

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it lead to solid hunk o’ poo, though.

(Only on MCC…)

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The beauty of fiber—-it does whatever you need it to do.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for good images

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking up Hooks Wiltse

Went 23-14 in 1908 with 44 starts and 38 CGs

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

330 IP.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

slacker

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I'm not an idiot. The lunatic fringe blah blah blah blah..."

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That we do.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants were just fucking with us the 2 weeks of the season.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

the first 2 weeks

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

this would be a really lame way to lose

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I usually think about how the Giants are going to find a way to lose.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it's possible to assfuck the Giants by doing so

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift + A

Goddammit, Giants.

Fuck You, Hairston.

If they lose to rain, I may cry.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this sucks

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside is kinda terrible.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He's 1-2 with a double

Let’s not jump him just yet.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not talking about just tonight’s game.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is kinda awesome and needs to be in the majors.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Steve Holm.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need a ground rule homer by the pitcher

by mlb22 on Apr 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I see what you did there

The umpiring crew, however, does not.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Sanchez, the worst batter of any pitcher on the team, comes up with the bases empty and two out.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

the things that pop into my mind

I was just thinking of how, on the best Little League team I played on (1988 Albany Little League Junior Minors Champions!), our first baseman had an awesome name: Bashkar.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Could be the name of a great demolition derby driver

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be doubly funny if he had a penchant for hitting balls into the parking lot.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played with a slugging 1B in high school whose last name was, fittingly, Parkitt.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

his last name was pretty sweet, too

Sinha.

I wish he’d become a Major Leaguer with that name. He was pretty awesome in Little League. He was our starting pitcher, third hitter, and played first after he was done pitching.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was also a kid the next level up in the league who was named Burlin Germany. So there was that, too.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the Giants putting up 5+ runs a game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a mirage.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss that mirage

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish that mirage wasn’t a mirage.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss BLB as well

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The times they’ve put up 5+, they’ve been scoring in the later innings. First couple times through the lineup they’re usually hopeless.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the Rally Gar’s sustainable .700 average.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lunch

Rice
Radish Kimchi
Spaghetti
Sugary Garlic Bread
Sweet Pickles
Fishy cabbage soup
Mini drinkable yogurt.

by Ltisme on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fire your chef.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

all 15 of them?

I wish I had that kind of authority here.

by Ltisme on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you the prince of Zamunda?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what brand it was, but I’m assuming it was a Korean one.

by Ltisme on Apr 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care for sweet pickles, but I dig the healthy, interesting food.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately, the healthy options don’t usually taste good.

by Ltisme on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I 'd be REALLY hungry right about now.

Fishy cabbage soup?

Ohhhkayyy…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the spaghetti wasn’t awful, and I can always fill up on rice…

by Ltisme on Apr 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants lineup = Disaster

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Disasterpiece

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Sabean is a

Disasterbator?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants lineup = Disaster

Fixed.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neukom = disaster

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS X 1,000,000

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria = disaster

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget lunch and dinner

What is everyone having for dessert?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bitter herbs and lemon juice in my wounds

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa is not a gamer.

If Rowands hammy was hurt, he’d still be up there.
Just sayin’

by russian.tank on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer the DeRosa approach.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/MCC facepalm image.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to reply to this, but since you’re “just sayin’”, I guess I can just pretend you said nothing.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Craig anderson = scott hairston

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Fuck him.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the rain has stopped.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The game will be over in 20 minutes the way it’s going.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it still raining?

hard to tell.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Do the little people on TV have umbrellas up?

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eckstein doesn't have an umbrella

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah yes, yes they do.

excellent deduction.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elementary

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eliminating

misplaced Dodger fans never gets old.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

learn from padres?

they have 1 hit, and cashed it in.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at the game, the rain is really light and nothing to worry about anytiome soon.

by mlb22 on Apr 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

good

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was mlb22 with the crappy-game weather report.

Thanks, mlb22!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It needs to start raining Giantstruck baseballs.

THEN there’d be nothing to worry about.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKKKKKonathan

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn, I still can’t watch the game, group just called “having a get together at our suite, you have to come over.” Good luck El Guapo, maybe I can get them to put it on the telly.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Spontaneous AA meeting?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No just a week long conference.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that inning by Sanchez.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

though I’ve like the whole outing by Sanchez. hmm. minus the stolen bases.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Giants

I would like you to score some runz. Please start doing so. Thank you

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Signed,
Jonathan Sanchez.

Notarized by Matt Cain

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Uribe!


Or Rally-be, for short.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

RALLY BETTY WHITE

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that Mat Latos has a shutout going.

Please confirm.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I do believe that you’re not misinformed.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

confirmed

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no doubt that Velez will hit a homer.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I didn’t doubt.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

Godammit Giants, score some goddamned runs.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

do it now

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Velez

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Eileen

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT NARRATOR

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Chonson

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE
Stop stealing my bandwidth…

Grr

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE STOP STEALING MY BANDWIDTH

Grrr

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE

Stop stealing my badnwidth…

Grrr

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

or bandwidth

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want that.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big love!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Estes Kefauver!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what goes through Neukom's mind as he watches this joke of an offense?

Does it ever occur to him that Sabean may not have the slightest fucking clue about judging position player talent?

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

We get it.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna vote Freddy Sanchez for the all star game, just out of spite

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Batting champion!

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Working the count, thats good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

And grounding out…was not

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally John Wayne

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LEADOFF HITTER!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL guy putting on the trash bag

Dammit FBAL

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice hustle there, Velez.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Braunschweiger Sandwich

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

It looks and sounds so terrible, but tastes delicious.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t tempt the baseball god

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll find a way

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez now holds the dubious honor of most pitches seen by a Giant in an at-bat with seven.

DO I HEAR EIGHT?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate had a 7 pitch at bat earlier.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Rent cant hit into a double play

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Runs thread my ass.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a funny thing. Very poetic.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST DONT SWING RENT… at least he cant GIDP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

does he just practice hitting weak grounders to middle infielders?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0

do not swing again in this ab

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY KING GHIDORAH

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

hahateria

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria likes hitting the ball to Shortstop.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m beginning to hate Cabrera.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

so i guess here is where pablo hits the mitchell HR

by mlb22 on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Renteria is slow.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

But at least he has a great approach at the plate!

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuuuuuuuck

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wooooooow

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar:

Trying to GIDP even with no one on

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It's all up to you Pablo

As per the usual.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA, hit it out of the infield rent

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar forgot there was no one on first, so he tried to hit into the DP.

by Ltisme on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me catch up with the rest of you...

VELEZ SUCKS
OMG PANDA
WTF
WTF
WTF
NO HiTTER
SHIT TEH JINX
FUCK
WTH?
THIS SUCKS

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot “Oh, Bowker…”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker’s BABIP is approaching .200…

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s definitely getting robbed of base hits on a semi regular basis.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your caught up.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My am?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tense

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could use a massage.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and ask a question to Chris Quick on a ESPN chat.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That about covers the motherfucking waterfront, now, doesn’t it?”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we just keep making new threads till we get a baserunner?

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GameThread MCMXXX

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s no way Renteria could have been expecting that fastball on a 3-1 count. It just surprised him.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It was just a crazy enough pitch to work.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont understand why renteria bats 2nd in the lineup

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

bork bork bork

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

1997, look it up.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can’t hit walk-off singles if Rowand’s going to keep stealing them.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Freddy Sanchez is on the DL

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would have ever guessed that Freddy Sanchez would have injury problems?

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone other than the Giants medical staff.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, there weren’t any probs first week of the season

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What have you done for me lately?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand why Bochy does the things he does, I just don’t think about it anymore or my head will explode.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

To keep Torres from batting 2nd in the lineup?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone remind me

Who hit #2 last year before we traded for Freddy?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burris, Fred, anyone

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same person who did after we traded for Freddy

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I was just joking.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your mom.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

my wife just loves to say this in answers to my questions

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t used to like to do it, but it comes up a lot in XKCD and I came to like it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who HIT there?

No one.

Who came up to the plate, is what you mean.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, we had HITTERS batting second last year. What we needed were BATTERS.

But not COMPETENT BATTERS. Those are worthless. We needed DANGEROUS BATTERS.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

All hitters are batters, but not all batters are hitters

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Dunn takes a lot of walks because he’s slow!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a train full of hitters leaves Cleveland traveling west at 56 MPH and at the same time a train full of batters leaves Reno travelling east at 71 MPH, who is buried in Grant's tomb?

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant Brisbee?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Q. Have the Giants ever scored more than 1 run in any game at Petco?

A. Nope. I checked .

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ORANGE UNIS

YUCK!!!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I like them!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

SF already sports the best unis in baseball. No alternates needed, outside of spring training and BP.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay one pitch outs.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE RANGE!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ickstein still has not struck out this year

by mlb22 on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He has single handedlly beat us this series so far

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quik outs are quick

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

1 run one 1 fucking hit.

FUCK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

2008 and 2009 all over again

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3 Nate

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they should

just pencil in the other 7 games in San Diego as losses.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair

didn’t we not win at all in san diego last year?
we should have expected as much.

by natey-nate on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-7

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a generous strike

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, this game is going to get called before we can score any runs. So, any time before the bottom of the ninth.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Gonzalez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

At least A-Gon hasn’t done much in this series.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez, making Gonzales look stupid.

I like.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKonathan

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Sanchez is right up there with the best of them in strikeouts.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leades the majors in K/9.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed one

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confirmed, he has 8

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

8, actually.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINE, PEOPLE

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

gotcha

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by thehavenot on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Just a bit outside.

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by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit the mascot!

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by Chulk on Apr 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Headley with 3 steals? He had 10 all of last year. The fuck?

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by DrStankus on Apr 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the space pope reptilian?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gaaaaaah, SPACE POPE!

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike this Chase Headley guy

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I’m pretty sick of him.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, thats a strike ump.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that ballboy Khalil Green?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know was he suffering from performance anxiety?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked like a blonde chick, so I just assumed it was him.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez

Lead leaders in Ks

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Follow the lead leader!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leading lead leader.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The leading lead leader made of lead. Impervious to x-rays.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKonathan

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone else love

The way Sanchez always mutters to himself as he walks off the mound?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

i'll bet it's not in english

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s saying “Is this stupid team going to score any fucking runs for me?”

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

…mutherfuckerscantscoreonelousyfuckingruni’llmakethemallpay…

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another strike out… big deal…. doesnt matter unless the giants put some runs on the freaking board

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

if we’re going to lose 1-0, i’d rather our guy at least get 10 ks

by mlb22 on Apr 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather NOT lose

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hell you say

by mlb22 on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the Rolling Stones said

You can’t always get what you want

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/claps

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and if you are a Bay Area sports fan living in the late 20th – early 21st century… you NEVER get what you want.

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant fandom

It’s a bitch.

Alright!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helluva effort by Sanchez

…he deserves better than a “L”

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He should know better.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He only gave up 1 hit…

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We only have three innings to score a run

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

We only have three innings to score a run left of this bullshit.

by sayheybk on Apr 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soy meat

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soylent green.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is PEOPLE!!!

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coconut meat

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meat*

(*now without meat)

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

K count

Sanchez – 25
Lincecum – 24

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Make that

Sanchez – 26
Lincecum – 24

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol huff

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Really lining up nicely for some Bay Area fail…

Sharks headed to the 3rd period tied at one and the Giants losing when their pitcher is throwing a one hitter.

LOL Huff

by DFARowand on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

A’s being shut out

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRAVIS BUCK BITCH!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No they aren’t

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

First fucking pitch

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We should post this everytime Huff pops up to the infield
OH GOD DAMN IT

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Even Huff is saying “Fuck this” and swinging at the first pitch. 1 pitch, 1 out.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan

We need you

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like there’s a SHUTOUT going.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh goodness a SHUTOUT?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we should be happy that a young pitcher like Latos isn’t throwing a no—no…

by Merope on Apr 20, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

huff stay away from dunston

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THIS TEAM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim.

by sanfrankid on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants, stop being such a steaming pile of shit at the plate. PLEASE.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Can a leopard change its spots?

Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.

Newcomb29(EDGE)

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve seen them be able to score runs, and against better teams than this.

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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN HAZ BOWKERMANIA???

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

New year, same team!

by deuce deuce on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY SCOTT

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I really wish Bowker

was a little more calm at the plate for some reason.

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by iammclovin on Apr 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I know what the reason is

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT CALM EYES

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please do something good, Bowker.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Browkers 6th broken bat of the roadtrip.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

stop breaking your bat. BREAK THE FUCKING BALL

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

balsa wood.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balsa wood

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Bowker….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a new fuckin thread

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the everything

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez back out for the 8th

…how does he stay motivated?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

7th.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like the 17th

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

pssst…. Its the seventh

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is up with Bowker? He has broken 3 or 4 bats in his last 7 or 8 ABs.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

has a great strike zone, and gets wood on almost every strike. just not clicking though.

by coolandtough on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. He’s had quite a few loud outs this year.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 20, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So does Dan Haren. Hes 4-4 tonight.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're 8-5?

doesn’t feel like it.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

I’m surprised NBC took a 49ers game for Sunday night football.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/20/1433996/gamethread-three-knuckle-up

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Your 2010 Giants = Your 2009 Giants (with more huffing and less class)

by ACgiant97 on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

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