GameThread II: Electric Boogaloo
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nice hit, panda
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL FAILERIA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 20, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
panda is soooo FTW
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
PANDA ROCKS

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I would love to see an out of the park Huff HR.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
+1
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This situation screams double play.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lol sharks
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
This
Sharks can’t score on the power play but the Avs score in like 4 seconds on theirs.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody have Haren on their POKEMONZ?
4 ERs and 7 runs total in less than 4 innings
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
and Ludwick caught stealing in front of Pujols again. Then they walked Pujols. I dont get it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
go Panda go Panda go!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL SHARKS??
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Let's do this

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by Natto on Apr 20, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HEY GUYS WHAT UP
I am shocked to lear that the San Francisco Giants are involved in another low-scoring game!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
From Car and Driver magazine
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
But the promo said the offense was electric!
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12 volts DC
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Just needs to wack off the ball.
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DON'T FORGET TO WIPE!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
OpraH/
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Um.........
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
At least it wasn't a double play
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Baby steps.
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Trivia question
Can you name the 4 left handed pitchers to throw a no hitter in Giants franchise history?
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Sanchez, Hubbell, Matthewson, and one more?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Matthewson was right handed
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Yeah, and this.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Hooks Wiltse
Also, great name
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I looked it up. The fourth one no one will get
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Hooks Wiltse?
Rube Marquard?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Wiltse did it on July 4th
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
random July 4 trivia for you
Three of the first five Presidents died on the 4th of July – two (Adams and Jefferson) on the very same day, within a couple of hours of each other. Since then, no other President has died on the 4th.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Stu Miller?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Kevin Millwood?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
There are a few things wrong with this guess!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I know. I dont even know if hes a lefty.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez, McDonnel, Henley, and Stu Miller?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Anyone else feel like Aubrey hasn't made solid contact in like a week?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
He made solid contact with his wood last night
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
He hit a double last night IIRC
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Also a double off Kershaw
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Ground attack
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
loud bunt
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Ryan Ludwick with two homers and a single...
Only the sixth inning, I think.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
MAH POKEMONZ!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
sss
or he sucks; one or the other. He’s basically a platoon player who isn’t hitting .200 and has limited defensive value. I’d definitely rather see Nate and FLewis play ahead of him. Oh, wait….
Bowk needs to work the count here.
Also, a hit would be loverly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Who is THIS guy?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Torrealba, getting in his cardio for the day.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Panda
steal home.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
BOWKERMANIAAAAA
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
OH FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I hate Eckstein
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I HATE YOU ECKSTEIN
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
of course
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
God, I hate you Eckstein
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
FFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCKKKKKKKKKKK YOU ECKSTEIN YOU FUCKER!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
FUCK ECKSTEIN WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCKSTEIN
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
WOW FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU BITCH
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
I really really really really really really really really really hate Eckstein.
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FUCKING, ECKSTEIN
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
NOOOO ECKSTEIN
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
We need to sign Ecchstein.
He’s a freaking pain in the ass, he should be OUR freaking pain in the ass.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
How about we sign him to a 10 year deal and keep him in A-ball never to be seen again
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
You got me there.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
the surefire way to rob a Giant killer of his powers
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Fun Fact:
David Eckstein is the only Major Leaguer to have graduated from Keebler State, holding a B.A. in douchology.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he probably saw more pitches than Sandoval, Huff, and Uribe combined.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
If only that mattered to Bork
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Alright guys
I’ll be back. I’m going to go exercize a bit to get some of my frustration out
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
yeahuh...exercise
that arm only has to be so strong
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
/giggles about SNL skit
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 20, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
i want the sharks to win
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I think they are actually a couple Lakers fans among McCoven (not me, though)
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I want all LA teams to lose.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
BLANK BLANKIN' BLANKS!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
It's time to change the Eckstein hate to love
The hate isn’t working, so let me be the first to say,
David Eckstein is my favorite non-Giant player, and I hope he does really well from this point on.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Sounds like a personal problem.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
His wife is nice.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I read that he likes dogs
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping for Eckstein to fall on his face.
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Great throw, Whitey.
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Dude, not much he could’ve done there, it was a bad pitch by Sanchez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Just ignore anything I say about whiteside
I blindly hate him and his white hair
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 20, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Both of those pitches were strikes
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Nice throw, NOTside.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
13??
40!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Not going to happen. Sabean has obviously made a pact with Satan.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice throw Whiteside
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I didn't realize Headley was Rickey Henderson
But on the positive side, he’s on my pokemonz!
Not that I’m happy about the SB’s
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
What’s happening?
I just finagled my way out the ice breaker reception. I have to many receptions to attend this week, luckily I won’t have to make some excuse for Thursday.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
GO BACK TO YOUR RECEPTION.
Nothing good happening or about to happen here. It’s ’09 all over again, baby!
Yeah, just like Pablo’s catch last year that wound up costing the Giants a run.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Remember when Aubrey Huff couldn't play defense?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
HUFF!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
the gif of the old man reading on gameday is really starting to freak me out
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, poo.
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Aw fuck, Huff to the DL.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Huff earns respek.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Nice play Huff
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
GIVE AUBREY A GOLD GLOVE
Nice catch.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Gritty catch, Huff!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Huff going on DL
offense is going to be even more awesome.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Huff falls down the well
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
That lucked painful.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
looked that is.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
When I saw the ump's motion I thought he was sending the runner back.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Infield in for Hairston. Even Bochy knows we won’t score
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 20, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
I would like to see Hairston pull off a suicide.
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HIT THIS DOUCHE
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Ishikawa would have caught the ball then threw out Headley
then hit 2 homers
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
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Hairston was all over that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I would boo Scott Hairston if he became a Giant. I hate that douche.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
What did he do?
I know he hit that walkoff but did he say something?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
He didn’t hit a walkoff, he hit approximately 37,000 walkoffs.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I think I remember him shouting stuff at Cain too.
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Ah
But he didn’t say anything or get in a fight?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
http://legacy.signonsandiego.com/sports/padres/20070926-9999-7s26padres.html
Bear in mind some history here – Cain was called up to replace Tomko in the Giants’ rotation.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
wtf?
8-7 Dbags.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Kyle Lohse: 7 ER in 3 innings
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
/isn't threatened by the DBacks
Maybe if web wasn’t on the infinite-day DL.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
This is far from Bad Sanchez, but it’s not the Unbelievably Good Sanchez from his last start, either.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
No
Thought to be fair, the Padres aren’t the Pirates. And Sanchez already had a 4-run lead by the 2nd inning last week.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
wow rain :(
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Giants are 1-0 in games affected by rain.
Just sayin’
by russian.tank on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
what a sample size!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FUCK YOU HAIRSTON
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh.
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Ball game
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
damn you hairston
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Fuck
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Ballgame.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yes, it IS raining.
That’ll be falling here in Blankland tomorrow.
Glad I got in a ride today.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Phoenix, AZ
Home of the AZ DiamondBLANKS.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
oh
the Diamondskanks. I’ve heard of them.
by Into the Void on Apr 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
only has to go one more inning and the padres win
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
gah
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Shitballs. Knew that was gonna happen.
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So….giants make three quick outs. It rains a lot. Umps call game. Sound about right?
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Of course.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
not enough double plays.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Gameover
lol
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Unless SD scores more runs
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
sl

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
fun fact. bill paxton is the only actor to be killed by the terminator, the preditor, and Alien
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
6K? Feels meh.
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KKKKKKonathan






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STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
think they still would have scored if huff didn't make that catch?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Fucking Score Giants! Score Now!!!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
I really think it was a bad play by Huff
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously?
What if he doesn’t catch it and the guy hits a two run homer on the next pitch?
by Into the Void on Apr 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez has given up one hit. I’ll take my odds on Sanchez.
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I think you should take outs where you can get them.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not always. As things worked out, that is exactly why you let the ball drop. Especially w/ no outs. Were that the second out, great play. In a tie game basically giving the runner 3rd is NOT a good play. Ever.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy pondering start for Ishikawa
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As if our offense isn't struggling enough already....
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Clearly the offensive savior.
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I’m glad we have a left handed defensive specialist first baseman.
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Natto platoon.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LAWL
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t count on it. Bottom of the order.
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Giants better score here or they are done
Fixed
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, don’t prunes lead to the opposite of the runs?
Maybe that’s appropriate here, of course.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Prunes help alleviate constipation, so…
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I thought it lead to solid hunk o’ poo, though.
(Only on MCC…)
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
thanks for good images
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking up Hooks Wiltse
Went 23-14 in 1908 with 44 starts and 38 CGs
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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"I'm not an idiot. The lunatic fringe blah blah blah blah..."
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That we do.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants were just fucking with us the 2 weeks of the season.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
the first 2 weeks
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
this would be a really lame way to lose
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I usually think about how the Giants are going to find a way to lose.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
When it's possible to assfuck the Giants by doing so
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift + A
Goddammit, Giants.
Fuck You, Hairston.
If they lose to rain, I may cry.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whiteside is kinda terrible.
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He's 1-2 with a double
Let’s not jump him just yet.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I’m not talking about just tonight’s game.
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I see what you did there
The umpiring crew, however, does not.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
And Sanchez, the worst batter of any pitcher on the team, comes up with the bases empty and two out.
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the things that pop into my mind
I was just thinking of how, on the best Little League team I played on (1988 Albany Little League Junior Minors Champions!), our first baseman had an awesome name: Bashkar.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Could be the name of a great demolition derby driver
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
his last name was pretty sweet, too
Sinha.
I wish he’d become a Major Leaguer with that name. He was pretty awesome in Little League. He was our starting pitcher, third hitter, and played first after he was done pitching.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I miss the Giants putting up 5+ runs a game.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I miss that mirage
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I miss the Giants putting up 2+ runs a game
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I miss BLB as well
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
The times they’ve put up 5+, they’ve been scoring in the later innings. First couple times through the lineup they’re usually hopeless.
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I miss the Rally Gar’s sustainable .700 average.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Lunch
Rice
Radish Kimchi
Spaghetti
Sugary Garlic Bread
Sweet Pickles
Fishy cabbage soup
Mini drinkable yogurt.
all 15 of them?
I wish I had that kind of authority here.
irl lol
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t care for sweet pickles, but I dig the healthy, interesting food.
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I 'd be REALLY hungry right about now.
Fishy cabbage soup?
Ohhhkayyy…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants lineup = Disaster
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Disasterpiece
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So Sabean is a
Disasterbator?
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Neukom = disaster
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS X 1,000,000
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria = disaster
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Forget lunch and dinner
What is everyone having for dessert?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Bitter herbs and lemon juice in my wounds
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark DeRosa is not a gamer.
If Rowands hammy was hurt, he’d still be up there.
Just sayin’
I prefer the DeRosa approach.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
/MCC facepalm image.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Craig anderson = scott hairston
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Looks like the rain has stopped.
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The game will be over in 20 minutes the way it’s going.
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is it still raining?
hard to tell.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Do the little people on TV have umbrellas up?
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Eckstein doesn't have an umbrella
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
ah yes, yes they do.
excellent deduction.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Elementary
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Eliminating
misplaced Dodger fans never gets old.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
learn from padres?
they have 1 hit, and cashed it in.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
That was mlb22 with the crappy-game weather report.
Thanks, mlb22!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lmao
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
It needs to start raining Giantstruck baseballs.
THEN there’d be nothing to worry about.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
KKKKKKKonathan







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STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Darn, I still can’t watch the game, group just called “having a get together at our suite, you have to come over.” Good luck El Guapo, maybe I can get them to put it on the telly.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Spontaneous AA meeting?
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
cool
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked that inning by Sanchez.
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Dear Giants
I would like you to score some runz. Please start doing so. Thank you
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim.
Signed,
Jonathan Sanchez.
Notarized by Matt Cain
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rally Uribe!

Or Rally-be, for short.
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by Solidarity on Apr 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
RALLY BETTY WHITE

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Fuck yeah.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe that Mat Latos has a shutout going.
Please confirm.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
I do believe that you’re not misinformed.
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There is no doubt that Velez will hit a homer.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well, I didn’t doubt.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/shift-A
Godammit Giants, score some goddamned runs.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Come on, Eileen
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT NARRATOR
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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
lol
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PLEASE
Stop stealing my bandwidth…
Grr
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE STOP STEALING MY BANDWIDTH
Grrr
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PLEASE
Stop stealing my badnwidth…
Grrr
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
or bandwidth
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Rally Bill Paxton Pinball

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Estes Kefauver!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I wonder what goes through Neukom's mind as he watches this joke of an offense?
Does it ever occur to him that Sabean may not have the slightest fucking clue about judging position player talent?
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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We get it.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I’m gonna vote Freddy Sanchez for the all star game, just out of spite
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Batting champion!
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lol
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Working the count, thats good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Rally John Wayne

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LEADOFF HITTER!
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LOL guy putting on the trash bag
Dammit FBAL
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Nice hustle there, Velez.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES
It looks and sounds so terrible, but tastes delicious.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
He'll find a way
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Velez now holds the dubious honor of most pitches seen by a Giant in an at-bat with seven.
DO I HEAR EIGHT?
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Nate had a 7 pitch at bat earlier.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
At least Rent cant hit into a double play
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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Runs thread my ass.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
This is a funny thing. Very poetic.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JUST DONT SWING RENT… at least he cant GIDP
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
does he just practice hitting weak grounders to middle infielders?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY KING GHIDORAH

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
hahateria
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
I’m beginning to hate Cabrera.
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Fuck Renteria is slow.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
But at least he has a great approach at the plate!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar:
Trying to GIDP even with no one on
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
It's all up to you Pablo
As per the usual.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Let me catch up with the rest of you...
VELEZ SUCKS
OMG PANDA
WTF
WTF
WTF
NO HiTTER
SHIT TEH JINX
FUCK
WTH?
THIS SUCKS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I forgot “Oh, Bowker…”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker’s BABIP is approaching .200…
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He’s definitely getting robbed of base hits on a semi regular basis.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Your caught up.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
My am?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
/tense
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You could use a massage.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
“That about covers the motherfucking waterfront, now, doesn’t it?”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we just keep making new threads till we get a baserunner?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
There’s no way Renteria could have been expecting that fastball on a 3-1 count. It just surprised him.
It was just a crazy enough pitch to work.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont understand why renteria bats 2nd in the lineup
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
bork bork bork
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
1997, look it up.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He can’t hit walk-off singles if Rowand’s going to keep stealing them.
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Because Freddy Sanchez is on the DL
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Who would have ever guessed that Freddy Sanchez would have injury problems?
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone other than the Giants medical staff.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
hey, there weren’t any probs first week of the season
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What have you done for me lately?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
To keep Torres from batting 2nd in the lineup?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone remind me
Who hit #2 last year before we traded for Freddy?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Burris, Fred, anyone
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The same person who did after we traded for Freddy
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I was just joking.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Your mom.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
my wife just loves to say this in answers to my questions
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I didn’t used to like to do it, but it comes up a lot in XKCD and I came to like it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Who HIT there?
No one.
Who came up to the plate, is what you mean.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
No, we had HITTERS batting second last year. What we needed were BATTERS.
But not COMPETENT BATTERS. Those are worthless. We needed DANGEROUS BATTERS.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
All hitters are batters, but not all batters are hitters
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam Dunn takes a lot of walks because he’s slow!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If a train full of hitters leaves Cleveland traveling west at 56 MPH and at the same time a train full of batters leaves Reno travelling east at 71 MPH, who is buried in Grant's tomb?
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant Brisbee?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Yes!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Q. Have the Giants ever scored more than 1 run in any game at Petco?
A. Nope. I checked .
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
ORANGE UNIS
YUCK!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I like them!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay one pitch outs.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He has single handedlly beat us this series so far
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Quik outs are quick
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
1 run one 1 fucking hit.
FUCK
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
2008 and 2009 all over again
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
<3 Nate
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think they should
just pencil in the other 7 games in San Diego as losses.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
to be fair
didn’t we not win at all in san diego last year?
we should have expected as much.
2-7
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
That was a generous strike
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
STFD Gonzalez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Sanchez, making Gonzales look stupid.
I like.
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KKKKKKKKonathan







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Man, Sanchez is right up there with the best of them in strikeouts.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Leades the majors in K/9.
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You missed one
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Confirmed, he has 8
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
8, actually.
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FINE, PEOPLE

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gotcha
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Headley with 3 steals? He had 10 all of last year. The fuck?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Is the space pope reptilian?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gaaaaaah, SPACE POPE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah, I’m pretty sick of him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
uh, thats a strike ump.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is that ballboy Khalil Green?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I don’t know was he suffering from performance anxiety?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
He looked like a blonde chick, so I just assumed it was him.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez
Lead leaders in Ks
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Follow the lead leader!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Leading lead leader.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The leading lead leader made of lead. Impervious to x-rays.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
KKKKKKKKKonathan









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Does anyone else love
The way Sanchez always mutters to himself as he walks off the mound?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
i'll bet it's not in english
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
…mutherfuckerscantscoreonelousyfuckingruni’llmakethemallpay…
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Another strike out… big deal…. doesnt matter unless the giants put some runs on the freaking board
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
As the Rolling Stones said
You can’t always get what you want
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
/claps
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, and if you are a Bay Area sports fan living in the late 20th – early 21st century… you NEVER get what you want.
Giant fandom
It’s a bitch.
Alright!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 20, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Helluva effort by Sanchez
…he deserves better than a “L”
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
He should know better.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
We only have three innings to score a run
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Soy meat
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Is PEOPLE!!!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Coconut meat
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
K count
Sanchez – 25
Lincecum – 24
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Sanchez getting a loss for a 1 hitter with 9 K's would be a new level of offensive fail
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lol huff
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Really lining up nicely for some Bay Area fail…
Sharks headed to the 3rd period tied at one and the Giants losing when their pitcher is throwing a one hitter.
LOL Huff
A’s being shut out
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
TRAVIS BUCK BITCH!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No they aren’t
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We should post this everytime Huff pops up to the infield
OH GOD DAMN IT
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Even Huff is saying “Fuck this” and swinging at the first pitch. 1 pitch, 1 out.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Looks like there’s a SHUTOUT going.
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TRUE. A shutout by Mat Latos is currently under development.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Giants, stop being such a steaming pile of shit at the plate. PLEASE.
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Can a leopard change its spots?
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ve seen them be able to score runs, and against better teams than this.
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lol
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hi
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
I really wish Bowker
was a little more calm at the plate for some reason.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
I think I know what the reason is
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT CALM EYES
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Please do something good, Bowker.
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Browkers 6th broken bat of the roadtrip.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Sigh.
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Dammit
stop breaking your bat. BREAK THE FUCKING BALL
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
balsa wood.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Balsa wood

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
We need a new fuckin thread
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck the everything
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Sanchez back out for the 8th
…how does he stay motivated?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
7th.
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pssst…. Its the seventh
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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
What is up with Bowker? He has broken 3 or 4 bats in his last 7 or 8 ABs.
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has a great strike zone, and gets wood on almost every strike. just not clicking though.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
True. He’s had quite a few loud outs this year.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 20, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Fact (not a fact): Mat Latos could've thrown BP and still thrown this complete game SHUTOUT.
And would’ve no hit them in BP.
So does Dan Haren. Hes 4-4 tonight.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
We're 8-5?
doesn’t feel like it.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
OT
I’m surprised NBC took a 49ers game for Sunday night football.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/20/1433996/gamethread-three-knuckle-up
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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