Open GameThread, 4/2
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 2, 2010 7:07 PM PDT
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Brett Anderson
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Feb 01, 1988...seriously. I think I was registering for Selective Service on that day.
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 2, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Awesome!
You even got the Swedish lady in there.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 2, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome job with Amy G and the Swedish lady!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
That just makes me want an Its- it which I conveniently have in the fridge.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Its-It is something jcb cannot eat anymore.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
FUCK YOU BASTARDS
I HATE EVERYONE WHO LIVES IN THE BAY AREA AND CAN READILY GET IT’S ITS.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HOW DARE YOU
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/could walk two blocks and get them anytime he wanted to until December.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL YOUR TASTEBUDS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
on the plus side
We just discovered there’s a small Asian market that does takeout Korean for lunch. It’s not great, but it’s better than nothing.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Sorry ....NOT
: )
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I just me someone who’d never heard of an it’s-it before. In had to school her.
Anyone know where they sell them at AT&T. Is it only in the club level?
by kdl on Apr 2, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So much fail in that comment. I blame the iPhone.
by kdl on Apr 2, 2010 7:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Giants announcers. Thank the Lord!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 2, 2010 7:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Mentioned elsewhere but
LOLineups
CF Aaron Rowand
SS Edgar Renteria
3B Pablo Sandoval
1B Aubrey Huff
LF Mark DeRosa
C Bengie Molina
2B Juan Uribe
RF Andres Torres
P Matt Cain
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Shitty thing about these A's-Giants matchups
There are talking about the A’s.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
IT’S A TARP!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Fosse and the other Kuiper
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 2, 2010 7:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Under
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FREE BUSTER POSEY (with purchase of catcher of equal or lesser value)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
He craps out small cute children.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I’m guessing Torres is going to play right field against lefties this season as well. Maybe he should lead off instead of Rowand, but changing the order depending on who’s pitching might be too confusing for Bochy.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 2, 2010 7:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Horray!!
No orange unis!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Season has not started. Just wait for it.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I LIKE them, goddamit.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like the orange bills. The uniform not as much.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
I like them too
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
The best shape of your life!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So
Last year, we started the season with three backup outfielders and a backup who couldn’t really play anywhere but first base. We had a utility infielder, but chose to go without a backup catcher because supposedly Sandoval could do double duty.
This year, we’re starting the season with three backup outfielders and a backup who can’t really play anywhere but first base. We have a backup catcher (who sucks), but are choosing to go without a utility infielder because supposedly DeRosa/Sanchez can do double duty.
It worked so well last time!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I'd have hope that the Giants could get a legit back up Catcher (like Bobby Wilson from the Angels)
but since Whiteside hit a Grand Slam and caught a no hitter he’s a lock to make the team
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
An organization rewarding a young prospect? Insanity!
Seriously though I don’t mind the move (since he’s extremely polished) but the Reds must think that they are IN THIS THING by risking Leake’s arb like this
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Rajai jinx
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Umm,is Jake Fox catching? Has he ever caught before?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
I don’t know, but this reminds me of that one Giants-Rockies game a couple of years ago that I went to where Chris Ianetta randomly played the whole game at third base – only time in pro ball he’s ever played anything other than catcher. Not really sure why that happened!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
He came up as a catcher
but moved to 3B/1B because he couldn’t hack it at Catcher.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Eric Chavez is still around?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
He is mostly duct tape now.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
well, of course he is!
After all, Moneyball DID imply that he would probably be better than Barry Bonds.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Not that I want Rowand and that salary, but I’m going to have to see Rajai do it again before I believe he’s a starting major league centerfielder.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 2, 2010 7:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I know others here didn't like it
But I thought Target Field looked nice. Better than either New York parks that opened last year.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I haven't seen it yet
It would be hard not to improve on the Metrodome, though. As long as it doesn’t have outfield fences made of huge garbage bags…
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Way to stay with it, Bengie!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Kouz, you keep swinging like that and you’ll be a Giant soon.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
He look dirtier as a padre.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
CAIN 4 KOUZ!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Well Sabes did offer the amazing package (hehehe amazing package)
of Lewis and Frandsen for Kouz. Hard to believe that the Pads turned it down.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Whoooooo I have CSNBA again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Of course it’s on NBC-11 tonight.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
MLB Network is using an NBC feed
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the game actually on? Not raining?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
YAY!
Not trailing by 3 runs before getting an at bat!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Huff making playsbyhimself
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
<3 Jon Miller
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL one pitch
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
BUT BAM BAM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, look.
A weak first-pitch ground out.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I was watching the Twins game and Denard Span had a 7-8 pitch at bat.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
For some reason I thought that MLB Network wasn’t going to show this game…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 2, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, look
A weak second-pitch ground out.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Bone chips
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
GUYZ HE'S NOT HURT ANYMORE SO HE'S GOOD AGAIN!!!
(never mind that that’s what they said this time last year)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
GOOD IN 97
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Hey, look.
A weak third-pitch ground out.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
HACK HACKITY HACK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s gonna be a sad, sad, night.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
season
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT THE FANS ON FACEBOOK SAY WE’RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD SERIES THEY CAN JUST FEEL IT!!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
speaking of facebook
comment from a Fresno Grizzlies post about Posey returning to AAA:
Molina is good, but has reached his potential
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I’m reading the Mays biography (yes still)and just finished a part where he told a reporter that their is a feeling in the air this season, his friend reporter asked him why he said that and he ever felt that before.He said “yeah man,I feel it every season!”
His friend asked why he didn’t tell the reporter that. Mays said “he didn’t ask!”
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
my wife gave that to me for my birthday
I’m in the middle of something else right now, though.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
for a second
I thought you meant that your wife gave you that feeling in the air
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Its taking me awhile, finding time and what not, but is great read. Kinda sad but inspiring. ALso a great history for SF Giants in general.
Also I got for the same reason.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Weak sauce
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
Does that go well with bone chips?
I need a snack (and obviously have no Bacon)
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Don’t want to play their hand to soon.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
what was it that Neukom babbled about last year?
“patiently aggressive” or something?
WHOO.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
ITS MAGIC INSIDE!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
His bone chips are in the best shape of their life!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain thought bubble...
“Yeah, this looks familiar”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Molina already did
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
If any of you would buy that season ticket plan, which Giants would you choose to meet?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
The IT guy
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Kevin Frandsen
Oh wait…
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Jeremy Affeldt's goatee
looks like a brazilian chick’s pubic hair
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
this might partially explain my love for him.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
contradicting post is contradicting
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
new poll
how many days does bengie hit cleanup before the all-star break?
No one here gets out alive.
He will be hitting 4th before May
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I say April 6th
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 2, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
How many games between game 2 of the season and the All-Star break?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
By the time he returns from Houston.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats a response to the originalquestion
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
the real question is
How many days until he draws a walk?
Last year, it took him until mid-May.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
C A I N
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nobody turn to CSN for this game or you will see two really horrible NBA teams: Knicks and Warriors.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I got done with the Miami Heat game
Dwyane Wade is a beast
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 2, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Future Giant
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 2, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Which one of teh 10000000000 CF is in CF?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
Him falling on his ass trying to get to the bag was funny
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
That was the right call, Chavez beat him to the bag anyways and thats when he was called out.
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by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Ump pointed to bag didn’t make an out call.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
dude is big
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
What size bra does Molina need
I need to get him a birthday present
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 2, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s personal!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT ASSISTANT SECRET
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus, the Angels announcers said the other day that Molina has continued to be such a good hitter because of his offseason conditioning, so clearly, he’s in great shape.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FAILRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
damn
monday be kind to us
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
No more worrying about their jobs
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Gross
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fred Lewis is a better player than Brian Anderson
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But he's converting to pitching now!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I wouldn't completely hate that move
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Just waiting for the pizza to come so I can crack open a brew. Love Friday nights with baseball.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
We’re having Cioppino!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Contraband
Roast beef sammich and chips.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife’s out of town tonight (she’s photographing a wedding tomorrow morning!), so we just got some crappy subs before she left. Meh.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Both of your kids eating solid foods now?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
MEditarean food, Shish Taouk and falafel
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Jamey Wright sighting!
…in the MLB Network crawl.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
STFD whoever that was
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Zito said crap :O
and whispering eye means vagina
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
beautiful
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
who was the asshole who came up with the idea of in game interviews?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
i much prefer them interviewing Zito than those 2 guys from yesterdays game…
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Raj is a douche
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
bah
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Gunned!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAAAAAA
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Yay?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hey, didn’t Sabean say/imply that, between Wellemeyer/Pucetas, whoever didn’t make the rotation would almost certainly be in the bullpen? I know: never listen to anything he says.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
They need to keep Pucetas stretched out for the inevitable Wellemeyer implosion.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
that sounds dirty
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
For thos with MLBNet
Is Yallof head cut off?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
Now THAT is television!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Raj Mathai always does the Channel 11 broadcasts, I think.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
ah… is he an a’s sideline guy? i guess i don’t remember him from last year.
No one here gets out alive.
in my dreams
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
where erin andrews once was
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 2, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought they were saying Jack Cust was in center field for a second
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Please?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Cain lost a ton of weight.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
Bengie found it
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
MOAR BUNTING!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hack
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well at least he saw to pitches
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Come on, Bone Chips
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
things that don't make sense:
I’m blacked out of Marlins games on mlb.tv.
(a) Miami is an eight hour drive from here, maybe more.
(b) There are no Marlins fans in Miami, let alone Tallahassee.
© I’m much closer to Atlanta, and there are a lot of Braves fans here, but I’m not blacked out of Braves games.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I don’t have to be what?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Ah.
I don’t really care that much. It’s only a few Giants games a year, and I should be able to watch them on actual tv anyway, though that means suffering through the Marlins announcer.
It just all seems pretty crazy and random is all.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Marlins aren’t too bad.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
The team or the announcers?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
The fish?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The announcers
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Ah. I know I’ve heard them before, but I don’t remember anything about them.
I tend to assume that most teams’ announcers are probably going to suck, though.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Cubs TV is pretty good, Seattle is OK, Boston is good, Yankees TV when Kay doesn’t do the games, Baltimore.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
The Cubs team has changed a lot since I lived in Chicago – they used to have Chip Caray. Ugh.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
why do you hang out here if you’re a marlins fan?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought we already established that there’s no such thing.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
you’re number one, baby…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is one more fan than the A's have
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
It’s now Len Kasper and Bob Brenly. They do a good job.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
and the Hawk (dif team, but still)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
A star, baby. To be in my show.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
GAH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
please don't
I don’t want his DNA being passed on.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Pics or it didn't happen
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I hate you
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
Great lead off hitter skills
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 7:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I <3 Mauer MLB Show commercial
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i <3 Mauer
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Too much like the pedroia commercial
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 7:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Dude we went fishing in Cabo
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Up to my elbow
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Si
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I barely noticed
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
well, was it worth the money?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
LOL OLD KRUK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
is the Hebrew for drunk?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
FLEM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
A good whiskey drink will clear that up
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 7:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
A good whiskey drink will also help you get through Giants games
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
W/ radar gun app
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 2, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU CHAVEZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ballgame
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
BAH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL GIANTS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
How many OF does this fucking team have?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
109
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
just one—add their collective skills up=1
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
if i gotta hear flegm talk about his kids one more time……I’M GONNA BLOW MY LID!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Sorry, Doug. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL FRESNO DOUG
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you extra big outfield
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Why didn’t Sabean get on Matt’s case for getting married?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Apparently
Cain is a workhorse. Over/Under on how many times we will hear that about Cain this year?
No one here gets out alive.
trade Raj for a hoverround on the bases for bengie
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Middle of the Linuep coming up! (Remembers Huff and DeRosa are our middle of the line up)
/lowers expectations
NOW HE'S GAHBAGE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
a dime store indian
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
ACK!!
Flipping channels and on VH1 Classic: A Rush concert.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
YES!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, Rush.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
shrieking Renel could cover Rush
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BAM-BAM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sabean—See, I tol’ ya’s
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s why I didn’t want the Giants to sign him. To injury prone.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Man, in profile, Aubrey Huff looks old enough to be on Mount Rushmore.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
The Rangers claimed him
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
The one from the Flintstones?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
the GIS result for that makes me want to wash my eyes out with bleach
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
i remember seeing the TV special on that kid
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ad-block Plus FTW
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
But it will always been gone for me. If I leave and return, I would have to reclick the title line.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
mac friendly?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
make it go away
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
lol magic inside
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Awful.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Rancid grade F meat.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 2, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL DODGER DOGS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD CUST
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
+unsanctioned spouse
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
There should be a mercy rule
yesterday CSF defeated UC Davis 20-4. Today thru 2 innings CSF is at it again 12-1
back in February
FSU baseball played a three-game series against Hofstra. 13-1, 13-0, 14-4.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Suck it UC Davis!
/Sac State student
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 2, 2010 9:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I wonder when Tim will stop looking like a twelve year old.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
He should take up smoking!
(Cigarettes.)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
when sht turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert
FTW
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 2, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Give me the soap!
What’s real fun about that is that Brian Cox is diabetic. The cast didn’t know until that moment, when he takes a big bite of that fake soap made from white chocolate.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Different season – same Cain start
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
or boards a plane with em
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 2, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
did y'all see the headline on espn.com the other day?
I think it was something like, “Some players know how to win. How? They just do.”
wheeeee.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
So beer pong is a game show now?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
LOL HACK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JAZZY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Just lost the TV to real housewives. Damn Spring Training
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 8:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL FLASH IN THE PAN
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
DAMN IT
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Perhaps Andres Torres didn’t actually magically become a good hitter in his early 30s.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Unpossible!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Time to help yourself out, Matt.
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
phrases that drive me crazy
“very unique”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
“just saying”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He is a master of bullshit bingo.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Oxford’s ten most irritating from 2008.
The top ten most irritating phrases:
1 – At the end of the day
2 – Fairly unique
3 – I personally
4 – At this moment in time
5 – With all due respect
6 – Absolutely
7 – It’s a nightmare
8 – Shouldn’t of
9 – 24/7
10 – It’s not rocket science
No one here gets out alive.
24/7 really drives me crazy. So overused.
Also “at the end of the day.”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Where’s “due diligence”?
Also, the misuse of “literally”. “Albert Pujols is literally carrying the entire Cardinals team on his shoulders!”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
The fans are literally hanging from the rafters!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I remember when I watched WWF wrestling, Gorilla Monsoon said that a lot.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Tony Schiavone and Eric Bischoff, in his days an announcer, were frequent offenders too.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
hey, it’s Tom Tolbert!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
My boss uses at the end of the day constantly.
I have been able to make her super conscious about it though, which is fun.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
another useless phrase that gets used a lot in the workplace
“go ahead and.”
As in, “Go ahead and fire off an email.”
Always meaningless.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
i’ll throw in Long Story Short
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, I got the second part of that wrong
Should be: “go ahead and shoot me an email.”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
I wish Raj talked like Apu
it’d make it easier to tolerate him
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Looks like more people in the stands tonight as opposed to last night.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Friday crowd
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Last night, most didn’t show up until the third inning.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Go back to Russia, Giants fans who act like Dodgers fans!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
By the eighth, there were more seagulls than people.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
MLB Network crawl
“CUBS COUNTING ON SORIANO TO REBOUND”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
meh
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Molina
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 2, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah it's just obvious
Molina is fatter than Cust.
Nothing against you
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 2, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This would have been better to post when Raj starts talking
FAIL
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 2, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time that I’ve watched him this spring, Molina has looked like garbage, defensively
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
HE HAD HIS CHANCE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That was strike 3
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
That looked like a strike.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
SIT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
DOG
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SIDEWAYS
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Seriously, he’s looked like a less mobile version of Santiago’s last year here. Stabbing at balls, not getting in front of pitches, making sloppy throws.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Panda D
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
TOO FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow, Matt Cain sure is a loser huh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUT FIP!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Gamer.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I CANT BELIEVE U NERDS THINK HES GOOD HES GARBAGE!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
3RD STARTER AT BEST
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
PANDA.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
THA CHAMP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ali looks younger than Eli Whiteside.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
yes!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Wow, a 1-2 count to Rowand. Three whole pitches!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Keep hacking at that pitch, you asswipe
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Thank god Anderson is gone
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The sky is blue.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I crazy, or has Chavez lost about 20 pounds?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
IGNORE LOWER
No clue, but he looks nothing like what I remember. I wouldn’t be able to recognize him without the commentary.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Why can't Diarrhea hit?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
No clue, but he looks nothing like what I remember. I wouldn’t be able to recognize him without the commentary.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
bah.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HEY LOOK U GUYZ
A weak ground out!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
BONE CHIPS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GAH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nice play
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Nice catch.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
anyone getting the impression that Pennington is a looking like a good bookend to Ellis?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Fisting in Cabo.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Here is how bad the Knicks are
Warriors up 14 at halftime
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Throw strikes
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Denny Bautista: not very good.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
also
There have been two different Denny Bautistas, looking at b-r. I forgot the other guy, but he was around for 11 years. Including with Arizona. Duh.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Huff actually made a play
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
"DIDN'T FUCK UP" HUFF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeti-esque?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
SPEED AND DEFENSE!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Clowns
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOL YACKITY SAX
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Playing this in the background really does improve the entertainment value of this game.
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That was ugly.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
gawd, i thought that was merkin
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
that is Merkin on the mound!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched a bit of a Blue Jays game on mlb.tv the other day. Merkin pitched the ninth. Looked not-horrible. But, you know.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
didn’t Aardsma revive his career with them? and that other righty, ferget his name
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Aardsma’s renaissance was with the Mariners. He’s never been with the Jays.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
that other guy, about four years ago?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/ok, i’ll go look
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t say he revived his career with the Blue Jays. He looked promising with the Giants. Numbers weren’t great, but you could see the potential.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
aardsma did the reviving. accardo was stellar in 2007, but then he shredded his arm.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like he did pretty well in limited action last year. I’m not sure what his status is now, though.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
either way, an opportunity to rag on sabean
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
ha! either way
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It was definitely a dumb trade on a number of levels.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
yeah, man. why does he still have a job?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy ending for the giants….no one got hurt.
Lower expectations
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 8:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
You pay extra for a happy ending
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Danny Baufista
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It appears the bullpen will consist of Brian Wilson, Jeremy Affeldt, Sergio Romo, Dan Runzler, Waldis Joaquin, Brandon Medders and either Guillermo Mota or Denny Bautista.
Bit of a drop-off about halfway through that list, eh?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I’m fine with everyone but the last two.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think very much of Medders or Joaquin.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
and Romo is iffy, health-wise
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Medders.
Joaquin’s only going to improve. I don’t want either Mota or Bautista. Gimme the loser of Wellemeyer/Pucetas
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Medders, at best, is solid at the back of the bullpen. Those guys are a dime a dozen, and he’s as likely to explode and be DFAed by the all-star break as any other result.
Joaquin is pretty much the same guy as half our minor league pitchers. Live arm, iffy control. Second verse, same as the first.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Medders is serviceable but I'm fine with him
I would rather see Pucetas than Joaquin/Mota/Bautista though
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
And I’m a bit of a Runzler skeptic. Hope to be wrong, though!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
but he’s so dreamy!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i dunno, he kicks ass every time i see him pitch
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
not sure about that dreaminess aspect, though
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
DREAMY!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
poor Sandra Bullock! she was all riding high after the academy awards
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
SANDRA BULLOCK IS ASIAN!?!??!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
yes, you can
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Runzler should be able to cover all contingencies.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
sure
but that’s what you get for your 5th+ guy in the pen.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Well, yeah.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
no way, Runzler is like 3rd
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So scoring some runs at some point this weekend would be fun to see
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Save them for Monday
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 8:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Maybe they’ll score some runs over in tarp country.
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Move the giants to AZ the play better there
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 8:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
They all stink
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
If he threw to first, would Molina been out?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
trade posey, resign molina
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
We’re saved!
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
ZORAK!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
ZORAK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YAYRIBE!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ HANDS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RUNS!!!@!#~SJFDJSEDJSDJMJHGFDS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
FBAL AND JAZZ HANDS!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
XANTHAN WAS RIGHT!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
XANTHAN WAS WRONG!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOLRIBE!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
LOLRIBE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffff
"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12
by RichHerreraHomer on Apr 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
That was stupid
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
GIANTZ BRASZ GENIUS
Zorak, molina and uribe FTW
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
WTF???
hahahahahahaha
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
We scored one run!
To the Giants improved offense!
/guzzles $9 vodka.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
here-here!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowkermania
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
WOW!!!
THAT’S A STUPID BASERUNNING BLUNDER!!
(…or am I the only one seeing that commercial?)
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Uh?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Groin kick!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
YIKES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Uribe got kicked right in the pills
Olay!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Except for his nuts
They were out.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker looks shrimpy in right
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
c’mon, subject line. you know better
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
lol @ that
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
RAJ!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
Raj Mathai: wrongest man in the history of wrongness.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Raj: How fat ARE you?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
+1
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe was much closer than I thought.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
*vomit*
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL +1
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
longer and stronger
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bengie just said he sees himself in Posey. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
he would never fit in posey
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Must delete visual image
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This explains a lot
Bengie probably does consider himself a 23 yr old phenom
/wonders why the Mets wouldn’t guarantee him a 3rd year
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Bengie sees himself in Posey
FUCK
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
After a few drinks
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina will be here for a couple more years won’t he?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
of course
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Miller: And now down to our McCovey Cove Displacer, Bengie Molina!
Molina: WORMPH WORMPH
Miller: Well, Bengie, you’ve certainly earned your ‘tidal’ this season!
Kruk: Grab some brine, fleet!
/drowns
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Lewis would have dropped that
/snark
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
you know, the problem
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Baufista?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
must be talking about
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
darren ford
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Don Sutton
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Excellent at bat
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker just cheated the game.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
This is why he is benched
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Kilby’s mechanics are kinda weird.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
chicken wing
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
but he's still no
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
FORBIDDEN RESULT.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
We Win!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
STEFFES!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
It’s walkin’ wild
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
MOAR BUNTZ!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
NEEDZ MOAR OUTS!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, now it’s time for the weak first-pitch ground out.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Or not! Huzzah!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I mean
It’s almost as though drawing walks is a valuable skill that leads to scoring runs!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
oh my
According to Miller, the Giants think Crawford is a Major League shortstop “right now.”
(Though he also said he needs some work as a hitter, so there’s that.)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
a lot hinges on the type of season B Crawford has in 2010. His bat is a huge question mark. If he can deliver the Giants can begin a very nice run
I'm rooting for him
But counting on him to be MLB ready next year seems like a gigantic reach to me.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
+1
He seems more like a sumer call up (at the earliest) next year. If he has a good year in Richmond I’d like to see the Giants sign a stopgap like Orlando Cabrera next year.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
GREAT SCOTT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ROWNADS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Wait...Bowker walked...and then scored a run?
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
with a bunt
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha, mccovens suck
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
NOT REAL FANZ
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
and bunts
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand why every pitcher doesn’t throw Rownads a slider with 2 strikes.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
RALLY GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RIBEYEZ!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
that’s not how i remember Bedrock
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
his whole life
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
MLB players from Curaçao
Hensley Meulens
Andruw Jones
Randall Simon
Jair Jurrjens
Shairon Martis
Notice a pattern?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
yeah, they all have weird names
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, like
“Randall Simon”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Mascot beater
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
which reminds me
The Giants have had two players from Nicaragua: Marvin Benard and David Green.
Since when are guys named Marvin Benard and David Green from Central America!? And, shit, Benard’s middle name was Larry, even!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
well, he attacked a sausage; doesn’t that count?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Aubrey Huff does that every night
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
No, but I think I see a “one of these doesn’t belong” kind of thing going on.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
(they’re all black)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Was Panda wearing Torres’ helmet?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Yep
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ballplayer love
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
wait the heck, sorry if i'm late on this but i thought panda went on some kind of diet / training thing for the off season
he looks the same size… if not biggar =X not that it’s a bad thing, but just sayin’.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
SO YOU ARE JUST SAYING!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s all marketing hype
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Did sandoval’s helmet say torres?
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I don't think so
But then again, I don’t think it’s miked up
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry for weizenheimer reply; just couldn’t resist. Sandoval was wearing Torres’ helmet. I’m guessing he couldn’t find his right-handed hitting helmet.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
No I thought it was a hilarious response. Took me a second but then I’m 6 in.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 9:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Damn slow posting from the phone
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
bah
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
huh
Rowand and Renteria hit well.
Sandoval pops out.
OH SHIT GUYS WE’RE IN THE MIRROR UNIVERSE!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Well Panda was wearing a helmet that said “TORRES”
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
RIB EYES
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
as an aside
It always amuses me when a batter hits a totally routine fly ball/lazy line drive right at a defender, and a lot of the crowd starts cheering.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
RIB LIES
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
GIANTS RALLY!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Us 2 – Them 1
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Proof this game doesn’t mean shit. 2-1 lead in the 9th and no Wilson.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
lolol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
No Runzler :(
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BECAUSE IT IS NOT FRED!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what bar Kuip (since he has the day off) is at and how many he’s had since the game started.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
He is getting fisted in Cabo
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i don’t see it with this waldis dude
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Pretty straight fastball but he gets swing-throughs. Not really sure, I guess.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
but it would be nice to be wrong
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t help but be reminded of (just because of the name)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Big baseball card is big.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
see, stirrups. that’s what i’m talkin about
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Just a rumor
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Supposedly.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
i like it when people say supposebly
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Bases would be loaded if that was fred
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
GIANTS WIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Because it's Oakland
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
the verdict is in
We’ll be really good if we win every 2-1 game!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
YAY
/dancing cats
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
ACKKKKK!!!!
Rush concert is still on VH1 Classic
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Rownad, you were fat
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
tiny gif is tiny
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
cold penis is tiny
OK, I SAID IT!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Gotta save this one for future use
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
luv the new material
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s an old one.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
/winks
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
/Timmy GIF from recent fanpost
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Just got back from the yard
Shift-A – what’d I miss?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, I got free tickets… well, the price was I had to sit with a Yankee fan. Like, he named his dog Jeter kind of Yankee fan. It seemed to tick him off when I asked if his dog was overrated too…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 3, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, Renteria looked like he was swinging the bat underwater… which makes sense because he looked like he was running in mud at shortstop.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 3, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey guys, I know I'm late
But have the Giants announced their starters for the series against the Braves? I know we’re pitching Tim Hudson, Derek Lowe and Kenshin Kawakami.
Anyone know?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 2, 2010 11:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
It should be something like Sanchez, Wellemeyer, and Lincecum; however there’s an off day and some conflicting discussion over whether or not they are going to skip #5 and have Timmy pitch Saturday instead of Sunday. From what I’ve heard Sanchez will more than likely pitch the home opener, but it’s the Giants so… who knows?
Really hope we get Tim on Sunday.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 2, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Where are you guys sitting? Boyfriend Von CurrentEvents and I are in VR 334. Cheap seats, lol. We snagged them for $5 apiece (yay!) but with all the credit card and processing fees, those two tickets came to $19.50 (boo!) Only in San Francisco, I suppose.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 3, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks
Yeah, the first few weeks are always weird. You guys will have a huge advantage on Friday…the Braves have a 7:05 game in Atlanta and then fly all the way across the country to SF and play that afternoon. I worry about the MLB schedule creaters.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 2, 2010 11:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOLd
Boyfriend Von CurrentEvents was born in February 1988…
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 2, 2010 11:42 PM PDT reply actions
It is weird. He doesn’t remember 80s music either. _
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 3, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Reinstalled mac osx
and replaced firefox with chrome. I’m in an entirely new world where everything runs smoothly and nothing is sluggish. WTF is going on here
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
chrome?
someone has never introduced you properly to all the wondrous things firefox can do. First being dwhelper which rips and video playing in your browser and lets you save it. Audio too. Add in add block and ie tabs which lets me watch sopcast without having to use Internet explorer and you can see why i will never go to chrome. Even though admit chrome is smoother and a bit faster. firefox addons ftw
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 3, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
ditto seamonkey
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 3, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not a "bit" faster
it’s lightyears faster. I don’t really care about extensions TBH, since I’ve never had a need for them… to each their own, I’m not a zealot of any browser, but WOWOW chrome has blown me away so far. Unbelievably smooth. And chrome has extensions too now, apparently
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I have been trying it out, too. But, I haven’t figured out how to use a an adblock program and how to split screen. The split screen is essential for me as I have the GDT open in one and MLB Gameday in the other. I also haven’t noticed any difference in speed between Chrome and Firefox.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously??
You haven’t noticed a speed difference? I installed FF on my newly flashed computer just to see if it would be faster, and it was faster than it had been, but chrome completely leaves it in the dust
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
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