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FREE BASEBALL!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
LAUGH IT UP FUZZBALL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Medders wouldn't allow it to get to 20
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HUNDLEY
That was terrific.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Score Now!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That wasn't an easy catch either
Low liner, had to get that just right.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
this game is such classic last-few-years-Giants
Excellent pitching, low-scoring, alternatively awesome and soul-crushing.
I love ‘em, but they’s hard to love sometimes.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Extras!
…read all about it!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
lol joe morgan
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
HACK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL THE REPLAY
Hundley just put his head down and ran, did not stop till he heard the gasp from the crowd as he rounded third. Then he just stood there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Easiest assist of Nate's life
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Saving the ammunition.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
0-5 now!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright Shitty McFuckup….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Oh, that didn’t take long.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That was ball 2
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Good thing he swung, get to ball 3 and they threaten to bench you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fucking Scrappy McFucker.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I <3 Hundley
Proud parent to the only future Giant I can't lose in a McCoven draft ;), future HOFer, Henry.
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
PULL HAPPY!
Hitting the ball to LF is OK, too
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Man, he's up again?
Erh, WAS up again?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Odds Velez leads off tomorrow?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
100%
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
109%
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Is there a percent that is more then 100?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
who do we have left?
-wilson
-romo
-waldis
-medders
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
…when we reach the 18th.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
more important things than book learning
like watching the giants founder for hours
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It’s the school of hard knocks
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
School of Hard Cocks
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Just getting ready
This game will be borked even more than it has been.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
I hope Wilson has been keeping himself oiled.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sneak attack
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
RALLY GAR!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ground Attack!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PANDA one here
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
BONE CHIPS!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Rocket Gar!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
Renteria with the bunt/Vroom!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUNT GAR!!!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
very good bunt Edgar
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
As I was saying
I like your signature
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The giants are going to break the bunt record, I know it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL RENTERIA BUNT HIT
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Do what you gotta do
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
We will, we will bunt you!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
GROUND ATTACK
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
5th infield hit!
Either we have Ichiro on our team or umm pads infield sucks!
Rally Peter Lorre
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
NICK HUNDLEY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
COME ON PABLO!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Get runs, Shiny?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
That's a homerun
in a missile silo.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
F U C K
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK YOU KYLE BLANKS!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
27 innings tonight.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
FUCK`
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY GOB
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Shit
I thought that was gone.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
so close
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Almost an oopsie homer!
Proud parent to the only future Giant I can't lose in a McCoven draft ;), future HOFer, Henry.
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
DAMN IT!!!
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
soooooooooooooooo close
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
dammit, no
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Dang it
Don’t get my hopes up like that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Lol, Blanks is so fucking tall
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Would have been a homer
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
big park is big
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
UGH PANDA DAMMIT! Well not dammit on him. Dammit on the outfielder. Fuck you Blanks.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Aw, Timmy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
so sad...
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
by pittsburghian on Apr 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
thats gone at AT&T
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
needz moar jazz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
on the plus side
Renteria wasn’t rounding third when Blanks caught that
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
LOL
yes he did
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
But he’s such a gentleman normally!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
/masturbates furiously
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
(that's huff, not me)
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Didn’t know you liked him THAT much.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
not really a swear… but yea
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
“god dammit” is enough of a swear that it’s bleeped on broadcast tv.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Usually only the “God” part, too!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
lol @ Huff's
“oh god damnit”
We say that all the time.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Oh shit David Eckstein is leading off the next inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Huff on the mic
“OH GOD DAMMIT!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Crap
Also, lol for the audible “god damnit”
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Fuckkkk I am so nervous right now
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
I heard Huff scream out “GOD DAMN IT”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I think you were the only one
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
good ole sd baseball. nice that they are home games for us again
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid fact of the dayish
Htiler’s birthday has started and has slowly begun spreading across the world.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
I feel like Aubrey Huff would make a good McCoven.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He isn’t Goofus’s brother?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
on the plus side
the padres have already used there closer and set up man
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
On the negative side we haven’t used Waldis or Medders
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
on the minus side
the padres have Gonz coming up to bat
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
On the negative side
It doesn’t matter with the giants offense
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Sorry. Bochy/Bork boobs deleted.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
THANK YOU
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
2 bigger boobs bigger then christina hendricks!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Well poo.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
the 4 dollar beers might.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Games like this make me wonder why I subject myself to this 162 times a year
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
AZ lost. So we’ve got that going for us.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
God I hate Eckstein’s crappy stance.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
OMFG FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ECKSTEIN
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
OMFG
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Goodnight.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fuck
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Of course.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
FUCK YOU DAVID FUCKING ECKSFUCK
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I hate that douche.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK ECK
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
speechless
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY FUCKING GOD DAVID FUCKING ECKSTEIN HITS A WALKOFF HR?
WE ARE CURSED.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN
I HATE YOU. YOU ARE EVERYTHING WRONG WITH BASEBALL.
by Murray, Present on Apr 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCKSTEIN
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL us
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
First homer of the year.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Oh, for the love of...
An Eckstein walkoff?
I…
ARGH!!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
LOL, see now that’s just too funny… Eckstein? really?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You drink too much to be this cheery
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
sorry… i’m just not always pissed off
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL…I know dude. Just playing off the “constantly drunk PiKA” meme
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
SEASON OVER
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
LOL AFFELDT WOULD NEVER GIVE UP A HOME RUN TO ANYONE AMIRITE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not Manny for sure
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just David Cockshitting Eckstein.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Should have brought in Wilson!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN OUT CAIN A BATTER EARLIER
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
If Velez loses his job, I don’t fucking care that we lost. I’m just waiting for the lineup tomorrow. I will have no reaction until then.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
This
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, you’re going to be angry
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
tomorrow's lineup
Velez LF
Renteria SS
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Molina C
Uribe C
Torres CF
Schierholtz RF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I almost, almost have enough confidence in Nate’s patience as of right now that he could be leadoff or 2nd. If he can keep up the patience, it’d be ideal for him.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Bengie and Uribe cage match to decide who gets to catch?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
We need Torres and Velez off the 25 man, but what do we do instead?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Don’t know when DeRosa will be able to play, though.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what they say. But who knows when he’ll be in there.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
really?
cuz i have full faith in the giants’ medical staff to get him back out there as soon as possible in great condition!
/Removes ligaments from legs
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/needs surgery
/signs to an extension
/out
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I want DeRosa to play 2B and Uribe to play SS
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are you deluding yourself?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But... But...
Velez is better than Torres!
Did he fuck up pretty bad? More than normal?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
See: Padres’ second run.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I was out for most of the game.
He drop something?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Misplayed a ball, turning a double into a triple and then ran into Torres on the following fly ball to center field, almost causing him to drop it, certainly causing his throw to get fucked up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well I sure look like an idiot.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wait
Are you Eugenio Velez???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We know useful_idiot isn’t Velez because Velez isn’t useful.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I argued in his favor (over Torres) in the pre-game thread. Clearly I didn’t know what I was talking about.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Let’s just say that if Fred Lewis had done what he did, KNBR would be calling for his head on a pike.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I really don’t get why that crowd seems to love Velez.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I don’t get it either. Maybe because he looks like he should suck and he does?
Unlike Fred who looks like he should be good, but he’s not as good as he looks?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s a dancing bear: you’re so amazed that he’s dancing at all that you don’t even notice he’s terrible at it.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
This may be it, actually.
I recall seeing him hit his first big shot and thinking “he can do that?”
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
He fucked up. And actually, it was more than normal.
He does NOT have good baseball instincts. And he’s too old for anyone to expect him to improve.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
This is WAY worse than yesterdays game, FYI
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I dont care as much... yesterday at least they had it won, then fucked it all up
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
GIANTS ARE CURSED. Its official.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You didn't really need THIS game to come to that conclusion now, did you?
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Curse of Coogan's Bluff
Catchy!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
OMG they’re molesting that little boy!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I didn’t know Walrusman played for the Padres
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear David Eckstein:
I would like to cordially invite you, good sir, to die in a bizarre gardening accident while choking on somebody else’s vomit. And then spontaneously combust.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Heartbreaker!
Went downstairs to see what my mom was making. Come back upstairs hear the pads announcer with a big win for san deigo I immediatly shit my pants. Wow waste of time!
better change your pants dude. That’s nasty.
by Into the Void on Apr 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Lost 3 of 4, 4 of 6.
:(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
The last two on dramatic homeruns in low-scoring games
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Get ready for a lot more of the same
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Effing Velez with the OF D. Game right there.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Maybe next year, 2010, the Giants won’t shit the bed in southern california
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
It had to end that way
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
And that remind me that NOTHING has changed for YEARS under the inept and idiotic management of one Brian Sabean
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit really?
This has been the Sunday/Monday of baseball games I’ve ever seen
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Are you fucking serious
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
This was a pretty shittastic day. Thank you Giants for making it even shittier.
But, guess what? It gets worse: Radnich.
I wouldn’t even consider watching the post game show the last few days.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I'M COMING, ELIZABETH!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Time to watch NBA playoffs
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Oh my god Eckstein is suppose to get walks not hit dingerz!
Wow I’m not going to watch anymore Giants baseball till we sweep another team.
we understand
force of habit, easy mistake
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
No. Our “offense” does
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck it, I’m watching TNG on channel 33.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
TNG Live-Post:
Picard just did the opening voiceover. The Enterprise is VROOOOOOMing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
WORF IS PHASERING THE DECK
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, Geordie is confused by this encryption problem.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s cool, though, He’s repolarizing the interface. That’ll solve it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
PUPPY!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did Geordi just hand that puppy a translucent dildo?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The house is slanted? Doors everywhere? They all look the same? This recording is fucking nonsense.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s okay… Crusher is going to microvaporize some shit now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS SHOULD BE WORKING! THE PHASE INDUCERS ARE ALIGNED!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL at the TV snow on the futuristic monitor.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Geordi’s already in love with this still-screen image of a missing person.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Their phase inducers must be aligned. That would explain it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey she’s kind of sexy with those forehead ridges and that sexy alien song.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAD THAT DREAM AGAIN! FUCK IT TO HELL!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit! The Klingon is getting aggressive?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
This other Klingon is angry. He will not stand for this shit!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s right. Picard was Gowron’s arbiter of succession.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn, Geordi is a creep.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
There was at least one Klingon spreading his DNA around the station.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Christ, Geordi. Stop it already!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, it’s okay. He’s running a level 3 diagnostic right now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t bore him with your human pleasantries, Picard.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT SHE’S ALIVE!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s see if Geordi gets his dick on within the next 40 minutes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He ran at me! I went to weapons locker. I don’t remember anything after that, but somehow I got on the shuttle and fled! I think I passed out!
What? There’s a dead Klingon? That couldn’t have been me! Remember, my airtight alibi: passed out.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, that’s one fat Klingon.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Jesus Lord.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Better chances for him to get his dick on now that his love interest is not a smear of microvaporized paste all over the deck.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait… Geordi speaks an alien language that he’s never spoken before and will never speak again.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, now she all mad.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit, now she all turned on. WTF is going here?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Riker doesn’t believe her story because of the impossibly big holes in her story… but he’s not going to jump to any conclusions until Geordi gets him some of that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
THE PHASERS ARE SET TO KILL! THAT EXPLAINS THE DECEASED PASTE ON THE DECK!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, i thought phasers set to kill completely vaporized the victim?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
My bad… microvaporized.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit, now Geordi all mad!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
THE LOGS HAVE BEEN DELETED!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Troi is going to sense something now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Geordi is eating right out of her hand. Her story keeps getting more and more complicated with more and more holes in it, and he’s just like “okay then.”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY KISSED!
Making out in the visor must be tough. I saw it move when they were making out.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re going to get a stable DNA scan using a frequency burst. But the dna is becoming mobile, which is OH FUCK IT MOVED
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they bonked during the commercial break.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait… now… they couldn’t have. She wants to become more intimate now. Using the k-nar. Which is some weird… uh… guys…
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
man, alien softcore is way more boring than I thought it would be …
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
A coalescent organism? I assume that has something to do with phase shifting.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WORF IS CONFUSED.
“It could be possible that this other person was… shit… fuck… absorbed? Is that right, guys?”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This sex is boring. I think Geordi is being “absorbed”.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
MAYBE THE COALESCENT BEING IS THAT DILDO EATING DOG?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK ME IT IS THE DOG!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
/Geordi falls down for no reason.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It being the dog is kind of the lamest example of Chekhov’s gun that I’ve ever seen.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Geordi. Cock-blocked by Riker and now she’s going to leave without even weird telepathically getting her bang on.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
FADE TO BLACK
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
/applause
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
What episode?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Aquiel
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure that episode’s an improvement over this.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I’ll be the live-posting judge of that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck it, I’m going to sit here and feel sad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Going to Lost
almost through season 4.
This is totally the way to watch tv, btw. Only problem is that I’m going to be through season 5 well before the season 6 dvds come out
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I'm going to watch Lost too probably
I’m still way back in Season 2 but I’m having a hell of a good time so far.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We’re in the middle of season 2 of Babylon 5. Probably not watching any all week, though, as it’s my wife’s last week of the semester and she’s swamped.
Yes, the academic year for Florida public universities ends in mid-April.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
makes sense
that way, you can get back in the class room in August and save on air conditioning costs
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I dont like this team as much as I did a week ago
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
They’re not as good as I thought
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
So yea… i donno if this is any indication that SABEAN SHOULD CHANGE THE LINEUP
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'll shove that BORK up your fat ass
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I know he has plenty of other sins to answer for
but Urban’s suit tonight is terrible
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Also
We no longer have MLB’s best record. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
get used to it.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WE SHOULDN’T
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by satyricrash on Apr 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a given on opening day
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
We did for a while there!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
It was nothing but an evil teaser, with no actual basis for the results
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I am aware of this, yes.
My original statement was intended with a certain degree of sarcasm, not unlike most everything I’m likely to say in these threads.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
The Giants can’t even perform in the regular season, so we don’t have to worry about that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have not enjoyed a Matt Cain game this year
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Neither has Matt Cain
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes, in case you thought that someone had jammed red hot knitting needles into your ears suddenly
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I thought
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I shouldn't
but I cannot stop watching this.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That’s just wrong
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes me angrier just watching it
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldnt watch the game. What did Velez do?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Many many defensive misplays
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
0-5 and an “error” that lead to the Padres 2nd run
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He shit on his own face.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Pissed me off.
Played terrible defense, did nothing with the bat. Looked like an arrogant prick doing it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I really don’t think he know how bad he is.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Even worse
I really think he thinks he is super badass.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
with this GM and manager blowing sunshine up your ass like they do his, you would too
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh Radnich.
“Only reason Velez isn’t an everyday player is he doesn’t have a position”
He can’t hit either.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Or field.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He is an everyday player
and that is the problem.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Did he just say that now?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He did.
LOL…his hitting is SO GOOD. IF ONLY HE COULD FIND A HOME
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
IS WILSON EVER GOING TO PITCH FOR US AGAIN?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
I remember when i used to stick up for him because EVERYONE hated him, well, his attitude
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I didn't like him
but oh how I miss him.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
TIGER WOODS, BEN ROETHLISBERGER, JOE MONTANA
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wait, Joe Montana?
I mean, he’s kinda introverted and a pretty private person, but douche?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He might be a douche… I don’t know… but he does not belong on that list.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Eckstein hit two homers last year
One was against the Giants.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I really hate the Padres.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
because they do shit like this to the Giants, right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah
and it seems like it’s always in heartbreaking fashion.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
2 of last 3
/brains everywhere
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Time for sweet chin music.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I’ve not watched any postgame yet this year…man, so little baseball knowledge here.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
MLB Network
cheezy, but informative
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
wish I got it
damn dish network.
except for that, they have been better than Kabletown tho’
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
1-3
ON THIS ROAD TRIP
UGH
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
NO NO NO
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
5-1 vs Astros and Pirates
Oh, right. They suck
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
And Wellemeyer pitches again…
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
GO MAN UNITED!!!
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you like Scholesy’s 93rd minute header on Saturday?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Spurs
this weekend right?
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I like you
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant’s clearly here, since he lol’d at Bowker swinging at the pitch that hit him, so we’re gonna have to wait.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not gonna lie, I was glad he did that.
Velez wasn’t gonna get anything done against Bell, so I’d rather Bowker have another shot at knocking Nate in.
Radnich just said that Cain had a rough outing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Has Radnich ever said anything that was right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He clearly does no prep for his shows. He’s always wrong, or is asking really dumb questions. Like, “did the Giants use a pitcher in tonight?”
“Hey, was there someone playing second base tonight? Do you think that was the right decision?”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He needs to shut his fat face.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That man should not be involved in sports.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
POST-GAME THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/19/1431984/post-game-thread-giants-bore
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
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