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KKKKain
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL NOT BOWKER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
159-3!
we’re in this thing! there’s magic…..
eh…what’s the use…
WIN NOW
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be impressive
Doc Brown invented a time machine, we can stop Romo from throwing that pitch!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you refuse to admit that Manny hit a HR yesterday?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
whaddyu mean?
a comet hit dodger stadium in the 8th. tragic that all the dodgers died.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never seen a Giants season that hasn’t ended in failure.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
yep, except 2002. damn labor disputes
by commodoregiant on Apr 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I seem to recall that ending badly.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Wow, Anchor Summer Beer is pretty delicious
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
I never had it before until I saw a few of you guys talking about it. Bought a sixxer at Bevmo and yes, yes it is really good
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, how the hell is that not an error on Velez for letting him get to third?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously?
That’s bullshit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's ok Matt. That run is on the guy who fills in the starting 9. Or even the guy who puts together the 40 man roster.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
THIS IS THE RUNZ THREAD RIGHT????
RIGHT!!!!?!?!!??!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
THE BUTT PEE THREAD!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
*runs for the nearest bar
I don’t drink
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
time to start.
pace yourself though, long season
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Is there less or more anger in this thread?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
less
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Less.
I don’t think most of us believed the Giants were much better this year, and without Rowand (!) and DeRosa (!) in the lineup, the questionable lineup is just flat out bad… I think this is what I was expecting from the start.
Less because Velez hasn’t had a chance to affect the game since the thread started.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain:
“I hate to do it, but I’m gonna have to punch the 16th President in the crotch…”
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
Velez playing in the outfield
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ERF DAY
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Lunatic Fringe
LOL @ us
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Bonds
LOL Cain
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/wishing for a fast black John Wilkes Booth
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
by thehavenot on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Awesome! Aboslutely Awesome!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
U!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
RIBE!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Jazz Hands!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OOOOOOOO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I bet Velez will be right back out there tomorrow.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And we will need a milk carton photoshopped with Bowker on the side.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
if I were better at Photoshop, I'd redo this with Bowker
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Henry Schulman will tweet that it’s because he looked good tonight.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Logan will set him right.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Adequate
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Reason Bochy sucks number 2342598792835798
He doesn’t realize that moving your hottest hitter up in the lineup is a good idea.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
REEEBAY
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
@ Jponry
I kind of agree that a Cooper/Audrey relationship would perhaps represent an out-of-character decision on the part of Cooper, but the half-assed Annie/Billy Zane romantic replacement was terrible. I hated Annie.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
The fact that they ended up having him date a 20 year old anyway just pisses me off. Oh, so it makes such a big difference that she’s all of 2 years older than Audrey? Really?
I don’t mind Annie, but the Billy Zane storyline is really dull (despite him being inhumanly handsome on the show.)
Plus it just sort of ruins a lot of the momentum in Season 2 – the scene where Cooper’s just like “LOL NO” deflates everything and it takes awhile to recover.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Jon Gruden type trade?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Trade for Randy Winn
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Trade for Jimmy Wynn
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Holy crap this is the 7th inning
fast game is fast
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
WHEELZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SINGLEZZZZZZZ
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Splendid
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
SAFFFFFEEEE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Decent
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Bunt = The only way Torres reaches base
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
VROOOOOM
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
SAFE!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Torres hit?
Unpossible!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
LOL ECKSTEIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What pitch does he get picked off on?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Knuckleball.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
nice bunt for once
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Torresmania!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
That bought Torres another two months.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
VROOOOOOM
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I’m glad Torres didn’t slide into first.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
haha 2 hits this season, neither left the infield. lol torres.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Rally Christina Hendricks
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
She is married to the "Snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy from Super Troopers
Can’t make this shit up!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN FUCKER
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, really?
He must be really funny
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I swear I’m not even interested in them at that point. I mean, except for the sake of comparing the sizes of things.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD JOB NATE
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
WHY BUNT THERE?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LITTLE THINGS!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
FUNDAMENTALS
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Because nobody on this team can fucking hit the ball.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
PRODUCTIVE OUTS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Don’t bunt, you retards
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
At the risk of falling into a chasm, the sac bunt is almost never a good percentage play.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Ground Attack
It works!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It's a bunt parade!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Nate bunt?!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
SORRY CAIN
maybe you can haz winz next time
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Short Eckstein!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Rally Christina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fuck you and your scotch
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Pics
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
POW!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
ANTI-GRAVITY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to find a picture of a dude with a huge fucking package to balance these out.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wait...
I can only seem to find Bekham, and he played for an LA team so that won’t do.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang. I wanted to see everyone flip out.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This GIS is fruitless. All the pictures are either underwear models or porno. Since Hendricks is fully clothed, And I want to keep these at least somewhat SFW.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Tom Jones
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Back after Dr. Dre hit the big time, MC Hammer did an album where he tried to be gangsta. In one of the videos, he was wearing a speedo, and, um, he was excited.
So, you could try to find that!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
DOG.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DeRosa
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
DEROSA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
please give cain the lead o.O
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WHEN IT IS A TIME FOR A CHANGE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Not sure that bunt makes sense
Why would they not just pitch around DeRosa to get to FBAL, who’s been sucking up a storm?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
that's what I would do
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Double Switch! Drink!
oh wait, its not bochy doing it, do we still drink?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Can’t wait to see how they screw this up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
One of them will fall down and the other will run the wrong way
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, let Nate swing away. GODDAMMT THIS TEAM PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DOUBLE SWITCH!!!!!
San Diego still loves you, Bruce Bochy.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
can we trade Bochy to the Padres for "future considerations"?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Adrian Gonzales please.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
how do you think they got rid of him?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point
I would take a bag of balls.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
scuffed balls
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
This “LOL BRIAN WILSON AND BARRY ZITO ARE VAIN” commercial is hilarious
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
made me laugh too :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
There’s two guys I don’t wanna meet at singles night
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
hello ladies
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
/jumps ship to mariners
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
if they were on any other team, they’d be tools.
by commodoregiant on Apr 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Lady Killers
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I confess – I watched it twice for the lulz.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Jerry Hairston is a Padre too?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Also Gonzales brothers right?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think they dropped Edgar.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Bringing in DeRosa
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Greg Lukerson
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Shaker's vodka
Has anybody tried this? Better or worse than Skyy?
by Murray, Present on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
That McDonals fries commercieal annoys me a lot
/trying to take my mind off of Giant fails
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Bad hack
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Please get a hit, Derosa.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Or you know
Anything but a strikeout…
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
bunt!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
RALLY AIRPLANE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone else having a “flickering” issue with McC recently?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Please hit at least a fly ball DeRosa
I have low expectations.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Don’t swing at that.
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Quit taking BP with Scott
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
He already has the slider hack down
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
nice hacks
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Apparently Scott's been giving hitting lessons.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL DeRosa
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
B A D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STOP SWINGING AT THE GODDAMN SLIDER
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ugly
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
GOD DAMMIT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
LOL NOT BOWKER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
That was DeRosa's tribute to Scott
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
UGLY UGLY UGLY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
IT’S ALL RIGHT GUYS, IT’S UP TO VELEZ!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THAT BUNT WAS SO USEFUL
LESS OUTS THE PADRES HAVE TO GET
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i wish it was the 9th.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Don’t worry guys, Velez will come through!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
HE DIDN’T THROW A SINGLE STRIKE
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
After the 3rd FRIGGING SLIDER WOULDNT YOU START LOOKING FOR ONE?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Unfortunately, Mark Derosa is not Manny Ramirez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
at least break my heart early this year
I don’t want to wait around and see them waste another wonderful season by Cain and Lincecum on these “slophackers”
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
YOU BETTER FUCKING REDEEM YOURSELF, EUGENIO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 x 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Fuck Yourvit!
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Velez
will epically fail this moment.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Kruk
“That was a nasty slider in a perfect location”
Yeah, two feet outside is perfect when the Giants are hitting.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Hey Velez, why don’t you lose your fucking job in this at bat.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
FORBIDDEN RESULT
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Fucking hack at slop sons of whores
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Oh yes, I’m glad Velez is up now.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
BUTT PEE
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Aw, it warms the cockles of my heart to see this getting used, two years after I invented Rally Ibn Battuta!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
McCoven trivia
When I used Rally Ibn Battuta for the first time, John Bowker promptly hit a grand slam.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
/prepares for Lars to say LOL NOT BOWKER after Velez’s at-bat
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I’ll settle for a single
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
hey
I brought back Ibn a few days ago!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I B N
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Outside of Sandoval, there isn't a hitter on this team worth watching
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
IM SICK OF THE THESE MUTHA FUCKING RUNNERS
LEFT ON MUTHA FUCKING BASE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
STOP FRIGGING SWINGING AT THE SAME DAMN PITCH!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Here comes the clutch K!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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This is just stupid
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Oh fuck.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck this fucking game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Velez doin’ his best to lose this game all on his own.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Man, I am not happy right now
Even Gregerson’s stupid name can’t cheer me up.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
fuck this team
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
godDAMN that was a weak swing, FBAL. DIAF.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
So glad Sabean has improved the club so much
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
SLIDERS! OUR ONLY WEAKNESS! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
This pitcher is killing us
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
DAMN YOU FRED LEWIS
HOW DARE YOU DROP THAT BALL???
P.S.: Eugenio Velez is better than you.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
just get a hit
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe even a catchers interference
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That was good. And I concur on the sentiment.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Velez sucks.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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truer words have never been spoken
well, except Scott sucks.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
How many times can you keep repeating the same damn mistake?
STOP SWINGING AT FRIGGING SLOP!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
you’re asking this question of velez? have you seen him run the bases?
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
hes going to strike out
i know it
you know it
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
he knows it
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there any doubt how this AB will end?
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
I'm rooting for a wild pitch.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Assuming Velez doesn't swing at it.
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
DO IT FOR DOUGIE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Toreallba: Dude will swing at ANYTHING
put one in the dirt!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
That’s six straight sliders.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
here comes the K
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
sadly prophetic =(
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
and there it is.
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Clutch Velez, very clutch
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
and there we go
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU VELEZ
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
rally package
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Fucking asswipe
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
JESUS CHRIST VELEZ JUST ONCE SWING AT A STRIKE INSTEAD!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SORRY MATT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Pathetic.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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STFU, Yorvit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
TWO FEET OUTSIDE!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
VELEZ SUCKS
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
what the fuck was that
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
=/ This is really depressing. We keep failing Matt Cain
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
I do not like Eugenio Velez.
That is all.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I think you speak for all of MCC.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FOR THE SWARM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
GROUPTHINK
BLINDLY FOLLOWING DEAR LEADER KIM JONG GRANT.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I never have. And now I despise him even more.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He’s fucking terrible at playing baseball.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yorvit, quit pumping your fist. Everyone knew what was going to happen.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
The supidity is just overwhelming
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
lol
SUPIDITY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
BULLPARK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Worthless piece of shit hackers MUST hack
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Well, it’s only 13 games into the season, so… we shouldn’t take much from one game.
But fuck it all if this is how the rest of the season is going to be.
What we can take from this game is that Velez does not belong on a major league roster.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I swear this team pisses me off so much. I feel so sorry for Matt Cain.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Guess I’ll see what Jack Bauer is up to.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
NO ONE DIES
I has sad.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
These are the guys I remember from last year
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
No, they are not.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
After watching those two at bats
I suspect Bochy didn’t look at a scouting report because why in the hell would you have Derosa facing this guy? Shouldn’t he have pinch hit w/ Bowker? Ugh.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
RICHARD IS A LEFTY
BOWKER IS A LEFTY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You can pinch hit for a pinch hitter.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
But you can't bullshit a bullshitter
And Bochy is all bullshit
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFUUUU HAHAHAHA
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Rally Giant offense
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Fucking big headed bork piece of shit
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
BORK
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I just can't believe these imbeciles in the FO can't learn
Velez is not suddenly going to discover how to be a goddamn star.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I have a solution to all of this
time machine. we’re gonna undo 2002 and try again. who knows, maybe that will keep the economic fallout from happening.
Where's Perry?
You can shoot Eckstein while you are there
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
We are never going to see Bowker again, but Velez will be there every day to fucking ruin EVERYTHING.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They sell donkeys at Metro PCS?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
MUH!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Here come the walks!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I'd rather watch the NFL Draft right now
And I pretty much don’t care about the NFL draft
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
RUNZ
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
SO SAD TODAY
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
‘cuz it’s just as likely that we score 10 runs as 1 run.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The Bochy effect
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
because we’ve scored 2 runs in the past 15 innings
by commodoregiant on Apr 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Boy
St. Louis and Philadelphia will be “fun”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
And yes
We do face Adam Wainwright and Doc.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
STL and PHL are home series.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wait, the Padres have Scott and Jerry Hairston?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
I think Jerry’s brother’s name is Aaron Hairston actually.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Is there a way to make it so my page doesn’t scroll up every time something is commented?
Where's Perry?
Mine does that sporadically. Can’t figure out why.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It stopped doing that late last season, but it seems to be doing it again
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It happens because there are posts showing up below where you are reading…or maybe it is above. One of those. Figure that out and then go to the opposite location and you should be good.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Reverend
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
wow......can is gonna get cained this time.
by The Montana Giant on Apr 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Already has. No decision AT BEST.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
This
is a typical Giants game and know I know what Cameron feels like with his kidney stones
It's tragic high tide
I just can't believe how we keep doing the same thing again and again
Its surreal. A 4-year old would learn to do this – Giants hitters and Bruce Bochy can’t/.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
They’ll break through any moment now
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the Hairstons
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously, I’ll be okay with whatever result if Velez loses his fucking job.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Sadly, I don’t see how that can happen. Somebody in the FO has a hard-on for Velez, and he is incredibly over-valued.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I think that between Sabean’s half-chub and Bochy’s half-chub, they have nearly a full chub for Velez.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL OLD AND FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
I think I woke up my parents in the other room groaning at Velez’s strike out. LOL me.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
“I thihnk they’re having sex”
“No dear, that is just the Giants game”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This shit pisses me off so damn bad. We have the goddamn shittiest offense in the universe last season, and Sabean decides to fix it with DeRosa and Huff. I’m never gonna forgive that red-faced ape of a man for wasting Barry’s final years by surrounding him with a bunch of geriatric losers and calling it a day. This if fucking pathetic. Matt Cain’s complete lack of run support is way past being a funny joke now. I can’t take this junk anymore. I’m gonna go do some work.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
and he continues to do it with Lincecum and Cain
Posey wastes away in AAA – why?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
red-faced ape of a man
Amen
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
My sentiments exactly
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff has been decent.
It’s these crappy guys that we decide to put on the roster like Velez and Torres that kill us.
Bowker Lewis yay
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
LOL infield defense
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
where’s that rum raisin
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 19, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
How dare the Padres bunt
Don’t they know you’re aren’t supposed to bunt when the lead is insurmountable?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It’s like Matt Kemp trying to steal
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still pissed that Derosa got to bat.
Stupid Bochy is stupid.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a bad feeling about this at-bat…
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Velez caught the ball.
Progress!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
That scared the shit out of me
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
/exhales
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
I dont even believe Velez on flyballs now
It certainly looked like he was gonna drop that.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
MURDERER’S ROW COMING UP!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Panda's not thaaat fat.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
But I thought his visa was revoked.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
too soon
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FTFY
MURDERER’S MISDEMEANOR’S ROW COMING UP!
by DividedByZero on Apr 19, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SANDOVAL AND HUFF NEED TO DO SOMETHING HERE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
So, Dominguez walkoff tonight
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Who wants to bet we will see Bowker in a meaningless PH situation. And when we do, I hope to God he jacks a homerun that bounces off the upper deck and ricochets back into the dugout, knocking Bochy unconscious.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Only if we get to the pitcher again because you can’t PH for starters.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
by “knocking Bochy unconscious” you mean “put Bochy into a long-term coma”
by commodoregiant on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, don’t trust Logan, Madam President.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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It's gonna suck
when Cain opts out of his contract and signs somewhere, paid only by runz
Where's Perry?
If the Giants don’t get something going on this inning, I’m moving on to MW2.
And also – these “re-learn to do things without cigarettes” commercials are really stupid. Makes me want to take up smoking.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
This is how I feel right now
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
like a jackass that need a freaking haircut?
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
that's reserved
compared to my behavior this evening
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man
Noah is on my top 10 most hated athletes list. Douchebag
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
loleria
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
LOL HACKIN GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RALLY MAC
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
FUCK YES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
God
what a pimp, and he could hit pitches when they got outta line
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BONE CHIPS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh
taking pitches = AGAINST GIANTS RULES.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK YOU RENTARIA
TAKE A GOD DAM PITCH
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Here's Renteria, who pops up the first pitch
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
fucking rent
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HEY GUYS RENTERIA IS GOOD AGAIN!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Good at sucking down the stretch, nerds!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
first pitch hacking
nice AB you fucking troglodyte
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
What does Renteria have to do to get benched
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
spit
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
he still had a .353 wOBA coming into this game
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
OMG
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m pretty sure they could find a way to blame that on Buster Posey’s game calling abilities.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
blame it on Bochy's dog
who is incontinent after they caught Frandsen
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Bochy would just admire the grit in there.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wow 2 outs already??
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
And that’s the ballgame.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING BALLGAME.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That sounds fun
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Ugh. Of course it’s right to the SS
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck the middle of their infield
Making plays they have no business making all game.
I hate Eckstein so much.
Screw this
Maybe one can check out early, instead of this BS excuse for offense.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Pathetic. Just a new year.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
This should come as no surprise seeing that it is the same team with downgrades, if anything.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I just gave Bochy the finger when CSN put his mug on my TV
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
this is sad.........
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
mmm waffles
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Heart of the Order!
1-2-3
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
fuck this team
im going to have a nap
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
this is pretty much velez's fault
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Yep. As hard as it is to field a fucking carom off the wall, one would think a major leaguer would be able to do it. Dude has shit the bed really badly tonight.
Well, it seems pretty remedial to not field a ball in the corner by running facefirst into the wall.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Gregerson killed us last year
No reason to think he won’t do it all year this year as well.
The curse of the bambino
I mean the curse of the flewino Fred come back why are you killing our team like this.
If the Giants manage to get swept by the Padres in Petco in April again, I will be :(.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Ha! I don't think its impossible! We still have Sanchez and Wellemeyer!
by The Montana Giant on Apr 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Dial up another no-no?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Hey, what’s everyone going to do now that baseball season is over??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Keep waiting for Sabean and Bochy to leave, I guess. Honestly, though I root for them to win, I don’t have much hope until those guys are gone.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Drink Less?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Look at who might be available at #24
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch grainy tapes from the mythical 2002 World Series and sob gently while calling out for mommy, balled up in a fetal position.
Or, you know, maybe catch a movie or something. Keeping my options open!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Alright, i’m just gonna say this and i’m done because i got a little more homework to do…. BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A LINEUP DOING NOW. I don’t mean to be hypocritical, because this team just two weeks ago was putting runs up on the board. So i ask, do the Giants send down Velez and bring another minor leaguer? What about Torres now?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Velez has 3 times as many RBI as Huff in far fewer AB.. Just saying…
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
RIB EYES
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Ok, fine, then DFA Huff, who should fill his place
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Garko
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 19, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
They can’t do anything. The chance was this offseason and they traded Lewis away like the dipshits they are.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
PAHTHETIC... i'm done beating a dead horse
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL Sharks = Drama
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SHARKS = LOL
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
CSN, your home for lolz
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He can play LF right?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love to see a DeRosa-Schierholtz-Bowker OF for one game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
+109
Also when does freaking Freddy Sanch come back?
Smarch.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Lousy Smarch weather!
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No stories or news about him = April 2011
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
never
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Bonds – Mays – Bonds OF
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonds – Mays – Ott
with McCovey at first
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bonds
Mays
Ruth
McCovey at first
Lincecum on the mound
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
if we're just going for epicness
Bonds – Mays – Ruth
Schmidt – Wagner – Hornsby – Gehrig
Bench
TRY TO KEEP MATT CAIN FROM GETTING A WIN NOW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bochy sits all the team for the greatness of Velez and Torres.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Well
you need a guy that can run and bunt guys over, do the little things.
by Into the Void on Apr 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Felder-Dax Jones-Mel Hall
With J.R. Phillips at first.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I’m cheating, of course; Mel Hall couldn’t do anything but pinch-hit by the time he was a Giant. And he couldn’t even really do that. Ah, mid-90s Giants.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
what about Kim Batiste?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
the best thing about Dax Jones, by the way
His full name: Dax Xenos Jones.
BEST PLAYER EVER!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Very concerned right now Kruk? Probably because the giants haven’t scored shit in their past two games
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
wouldn't surprise me ONE bit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
wasn't there a time last year
when they had like 5 2-1 games in a row?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
At least Runzler looks good
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wut
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you see that, Velez?
TORRES DID NOT FUCKING RUN INTO NATE WHEN NATE WAS CAMPED UNDER THAT FLY!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PIXELS!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Again?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Velez was too busy popping up on that play to notice.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Popping up?
You’re giving him a lot of credit there.
He was too running into the wall
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA Torres
/Velez stays
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bring back Bonds
He’d be our best hitter and best defensive LF. Just limited speed on the bases and range in the field. He’d still be faster than Bengie. Oh yeah, and the team would start sellling out games home and away again.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
hmmm
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Does Velez have an option?
That’s the only way I can see them sending him away.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Yes but it’s never going to happen
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He has the option to not be on the fucking team.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
He'll be on the team all year
2nd, LF, RF is too big of a carrot for Bork to want to go away.
VERSATILITY
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
you think he knows someone who can play there?
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather Runzler stay in there than Mota come in
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks Bochy
Slow the game down. Prolong the agony.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
"It's what I do kid" Feel the pain before you can grace the glory"
Btw my buddy Sabes just traded Posey for shit!
LOL MOTA?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He's doing us a favor
Remove any possible hope we might have after the impending HR.
I swear Bochy is following these threads and making his decisions based one what would cause the most ulcers here.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Affeldt and Wilson must be getting a little stale by now.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
I am so worried when they get called in during a pressure situation that they are gonna be so damn rusty.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HEY BOCHY
We can’t possibly win – shouldn’t you throw Medders out there now?
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
OMFGPLOLROFLOTWOTDFOSNIB
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I just don’t see how a walk should force Bochy to put somebody else in
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Slider guy vs. Derosa
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He has the logic of a 2 year old
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
shit for brains will justify anything
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS. RUNS.
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butt pea
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Lol our defense is running all over the place
and lol at bell’s face acting as if he is shitting his pants
When is Freddy Sanchez coming back?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
who cares. he sucks.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
he's out FOR-EV-ER
FOR-EV-ER
FOR-EV-ER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
When people stop asking this question
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
heath bell....
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Now all we need to do is score against Bell. No problem right?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RALLY RALLY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Molina, Uribe, Torres…or maybe, maybe, good night
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
More like 1, 2 and 3
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why am I even about to watch this inning.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
So, 9th inning. Is this going to be the 9th inning where our hopes will be raised but ultimately dashed or will it be the quick 1-2-3 inning on 6 pitches.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
You can say that again.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
So, 9th inning. Is this going to be the 9th inning where our hopes will be raised but ultimately dashed or will it be the quick 1-2-3 inning on 6 pitches.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
six pitches?
I got the under
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You can say that again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RALLY BALLOON!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH SHIT SOMEONE ALERT PR!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
which makes me wonder if they're still fascinated with our sports nerd blog bad boy status
Apparently so: http://www.purplerow.com/2010/4/18/1429405/game-12-overflow-the-quest-of#35095257
That one’s pretty funny, considering the number of PR folks who’ve come over here to troll.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
notice
Bork in the basket
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 19, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY BOROMIR
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
He died
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Walken
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/Natalie Wood joke
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You don’t just Natalie Wood into Mordor?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I'm on a boat!
No, Natalie, you are not.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
better groomed
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Bell has such a funky delivery.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Come on, Clutch McMoney
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Why are there so many Giants fan's at this game?
by The Montana Giant on Apr 19, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
in SD, no Padre fans
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah i was just curious, it sounds like they are in at&t if you listen from radio.
by The Montana Giant on Apr 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
why would you be a padre fan when you could be a GIANTS FAN
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Bengie, the money lies in the RBIs.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Rally Dirty Harry
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Freddy target return
Is late april and first of may
IT’S NOT WORKING
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
"they" are not working
FTFY
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
LOLINA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BOWKER SIGHTING?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
at the buffet line
fatamirite?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
bork
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, Ahribe!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
SPOILER!!!! GIANTS DONT SCORE!!!! :( sigh
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
looks like velez
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
GET.ON.BASE.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
fnord
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
z
Dont swing at that shit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Here comes the fail
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Take one for the team
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
or hit a home run
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WINNER
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Uribe, it was 98, but…we need baserunner.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’ll take a basejogger!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT HATERZ!!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
REEEBAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
REEEBAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZ FUCKING HANDS!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
JAZZ HANDS!
LOVE THE CALL FROM KUIP!!!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES.
Ooooo-fuckin-rebay!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
JAZZ!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
REEEBAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LET THERE BE JAZZ!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ HANDS
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FUCK YEAH FUCKERS!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I FUCKING LOVE JUAN URIBE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REEEEEEE-BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
YES!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
REEEBAY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Another one?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Wooooohooooooooo!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Reverse fail always works!!
muahhaah fucking pads
YAY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh Good
Torres is hitting.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WTF WHY ISN'T BOWKER HITTING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bochy wanted to set bowker up
with no chance bowker hits, but with the game on the line BRING IT TORRES!
CAIN: FUCK YEAH!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
and we never saw Bowker again…
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Bowker
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Didn't Uribe hit the game winner yesterday?
/oh.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Why Torres over Bowker?
Bochy fuck you. JUST FUCKING FUCK YOU.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WITH THE GAME TIED WE MIGHT NEED HIS DEFENSE NOW
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i love the LETS GO GIATS chant!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
WHERE ARE ALL THE NON-EXISTANT URIBE HATERS NOW???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
/slightly less pissed
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
You know it’s really fucking annoying when you go to hit “post” and the fucking button scrolls right off into never never land.
agrees
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
"and torres hits instead of bowker"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by The Montana Giant on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker is on deck
oh wait…game is tied…don’t need him. WHAT THE FUCK BOCHY!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Can Bowker come in still?
He can, right?
I think he can
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LINCECUM WAS PUMPED!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Tim is pumped
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Apparently Bochy hasn't had his fill of suck tonight
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
LOL BELL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Your worthless Torres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He’s not my worthless Torres. You must be mistaken/
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU BOCHY
For letting Torres hit
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
WHO COULDN"T SEE THAT COMING
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Timmy on the bench! Something along the lines of
“Yeah, hit that bitch! Fuck yeah! Fuck Yeah!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lol timmy’s reaction to that home run,
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
BORK
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
OY OY OY
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Man I don’t want to overreact to small sample size
BUT FUCK ANDRES TORRES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t understand why he gets the benefit of the doubt over everyone else
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
27 years of minor league experience
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I will, however, regular react to an entire career of being a shitty player.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU Bruce Bochy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
All in favor....
Aye
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLCKSTEIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Mas y mas!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Speed!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
SPEED
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
HAHA FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
GROUND ATTACK!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wait, I get it
Bochy realized that Torres can’t hit a home run but Bowker could do it. then when the game was tied he thought, well, I might need a pinch hitter for the pitcher. Bochy is are genius
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Schier speed!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
i was gonna say timmy look pumped
but then i saw 20 posts saying the same thing
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
VRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Nate
has more vroom than velez
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
“And now Bowker is going to hit.”
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Bowker lives!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Eckstein you little piece of excrement
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Yeah! Nate VROOOOM!
GO BOWKER! Cause if you fail, we will never see you again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LETS GO BOWKER
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Okay, guys, I have an idea
Maybe the Giants should win this game!
Think it’ll work?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
It might just be crazy enough to work!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Its an interesting thought. Ill give you that.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Bowker.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That's what I think, too
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
It’s a good thing I’m not making the post-game thread because the only thing I would write would be:
Velez fucking sucks at baseball.
Torres fucking sucks at baseball.
Fuck.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
That would have sounded Pulitzer-Prize worthy to me about 2 minutes ago.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
For the times
they are a changin
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Padre fan fail.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
lowwww.
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
Love the Giants fans at the yard.
Also, did Big Time Timmy Jim say, “You can suck it, bitch”? That’s what it looked like and, if so, AWESOME.
I missed that
I need the video
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
we need a GIF of big tim timmy jims reaction
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
NATE VROOM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL TORREALBA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JUGGERNATE
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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YEA NATE!!!!!!!!
SPEEEEED!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWK ONE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
I believe that was Nate
I refuse to give credit to the dugout
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Man, if he had been thrown out, there
But as it stands…
Schier speed!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
OMG
swinging at HBP. we rule at that
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck That
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker
Nice Juggernate impression
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Oof Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That’s a joke.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
That was not a swing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Damn
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SWINGIN HBP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Aww fuck, that was close, either way, come on BOwker
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
bOWker
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWKER = NATE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Ouch just like Nate
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Did he really swing? Miller seemed to think he checked it at first, but then spoke as if he definitely swung.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
On the replay, he def went around
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It wasn't a swing methinks
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Looked like a toss up.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Didn’t really look like a swing but it’s close
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This could be the most important AB of Bowker’s life.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THIS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
life or death moment.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
lets not understate this
;)
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
This could be the most important last AB of Bowker’s life.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
How true
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
RIP Bowker
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
trade him 4 Lewis.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
his MCC life
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
No Torres in the lineup tomorrow
Or BORK will fry!
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LIES
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Apr 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LULZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Check swings.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BOWKER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Awh fuck it
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
STARTING RIGHT FIELDER
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
balls
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
RIP JOHN BOWKER
“HE HAD HIS CHANCE!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That'll do it for Melonhead
“Ayooheenio has proovin hisself to be reddy tah playuh. Ave givin Bowker lotsa playin time an he jus kaint gitr done.”
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
gah
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Bork and Brain fired?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Are we in this thing?
Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.
by LeMasterBlaster on Apr 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, John. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
OMGBOWKERWHERESLEWIS?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Yes, because they got as many ABs as Lewis and Torres to score some runs today.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Oops.
*chances as Velez and Torres
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
And Bowker is immdediately sent to Fresno
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
or when you fail every chance
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Nerd, we heard the same thing about Fred Lewis
and he was the problem
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
BORK BORK BORK
PLATOON PLATOON PLATOON mumble mumble
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
oh god
coming up, 5 more scoreless innings.
by Murray, Present on Apr 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
He’s only allowed one piece of bread a day and then it’s back to the hole.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It puts the lotion on its skin
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WAIT A SECOND
Using Bochy logic, this means Bowker will be starting tomorrow?
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Velez, Torres outfield.
Velez showed his ballhawking skills tonight. Going with two OF. The man was after EVERYTHING
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Future blue jay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Career .284 BABIP.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Juan Uribe
Bailing out the Giants since 2009
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
The really horrible thing
Is that because Bowker made the last out, he is gone. Had he been HBP or walked, Velez may have been removed.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
But Torres will get the next two months because of hit gamerness
Actually, I’d like to see Torres DFAed and will take one Darren Ford please.
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
yeah, Ford's probably ready for the bigs.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
As ready as Torres is.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Not really.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Darren Ford spent that last four years of his career repeating A-ball. Let’s give him a few months before we bring him up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But SPEED!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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NEVER SLIMPS
NEVER!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
BUTT sPEEd
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So I just returned from dinner.
Holy shit Uribe. He is so awesome.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Are the Giants the only team in the NL West without a fat closer?
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Do you want Walker or Benetiz back??
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
by pittsburghian on Apr 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Shooter!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Huston was pretty svelte.
I could be wrong though
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
And nooooow Affeldt comes in
10 innings late blockhead.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Oh My God Affedlt DO NOT FUCK UP
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Throw strikes, Affeldt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
duck
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
by pittsburghian on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
inside the mind of the bork
torres slump= he needs more at bats to refind his swing
bowker “slump”= WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WHIPPERSNAPPER ON A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM BACK TO THE MINORS WITH YOU BOY
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
it makes no fucking sense
there is no logic to it. None whatsoever. How did this jackass with an 85 IQ get in the position to make these decisions. WTF!!!
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Woah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
OMG AFFELDT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU, YORVIT. WE USED TO BE BROTHERS!!!!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Look out Affeldt
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Is there a Hairston up this inning?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DUHN DUHN DUHHHHHHN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Why are all these shit heads hitting
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Dude…don’t do that
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
reverse jinx
is now ruined by me mentioning that it’s a reverse jinx (sorry)
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
wow he almost got his head taken off
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Why does Torrealba own the Giants so viciously?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
“I guy traded for a dude named Dwight? Really? WTF?”
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
kinda like the pride you get from beating a previous employer in community softball…only with millions of dollars involved.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Karma.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This is going to end in heartbreak
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Not unusual
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct move: IBB to st up DP?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t want the possibility of Gonzalez hitting this inning.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
BRING IN WILSON!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
shit this is fuck
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Nick Hundley looks like Peter Lorre in M.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ooo…cinema nerd points. :D
whistles creepily
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
in the hall of the mountain king…
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
overflowing thread is overflowing
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
if i were a minion, ladeedadeedadeedadeedadeeda….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets go Affeldt.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
but ROMO wouldn't have allowed a baserunner!
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
don’t do that. It’s too soon.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes, Jeremy
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Strikes, Jeremy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DO THIS SHIT AFFELDT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Ah, shoot.
I was hoping the Padres wouldn’t pinch run for Torrealba. Guess they’re not that stupid, unfortunately.
LOL FRIARS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NICE PLAY!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Hundley
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL
Padres
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
It’s plays like these that give Affeldt “records” in DPs.
So awesome.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
SUCK IT BAD BASERUNNERS
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
This.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
TWO!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BASERUNNING ERRORS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
LOL WTF? HUNDLEY JUST RAN?
WOW AN IDIOT NOT WEARING A GIANTS UNI!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
difficult to fathom, but apparently true
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I like your slogan
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
DP
TWSS
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Nice play Nate!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
YES!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
AFFELDT DP MAGIC!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I like double plays when the giants are in the field
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I like how they said, "this is gonna take a while" implying they know the Giants wont score either. hahahah
by The Montana Giant on Apr 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
Woo hoo!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
WE PLAY 3 AT THIS LEVEL, KID
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
Hehe
The ol’ 9-4-6 double play.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Just like they practice in little league.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
sounds like Kuip wants to be here for a while…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
FREE BEER
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
NATE!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Schierholtz
You my boy. Also Affedlt and DPs….
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
HOLY SHIT
Bizarro world. We’ve switched roles. What does this mean? Something good, right?
What would piss off Padre fans the most?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Padres fans?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
At least Nate might stick in the lineup for a bit..
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
Easily made my night
long day of homework turn the tv on Uribe homers and Nate the fucking great!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
this pic hurts my brain or my libido or something. boobs are too big. but they are fascinating.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
she's zaftig
Good 50’s boobs
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I feel delirous
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/19/1431961/more-baseball-thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But...
this thread was so mojoific.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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GROUND ATTACK!!!!
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
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