This Game Thread Is Ajar, but the Window Is Open
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT
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PrintWhich makes the game thread a little like Matt Cain's chances for a win in a 1-0 game.
I wasn't looking for this picture... but I like to think that it found me. I would also like one of these shirtless neckscarves in Giants colors.
Oh, the Giants are playing? Maybe if they'd score some runs I'd be able to stop looking at this picture....
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MUH!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Oh fer Pete’s sake.
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Runz, please?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD?
Having a hard time getting excited right now.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You should see a doctor yourself about that
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BUT WHO WILL DOCTOR THE DOCTORS?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
DAVE GROESCHNER
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
KKain
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Look who beat Natto with the new game thread
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Put me in coach
I’m ready to play
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Aw, Howie made the game thread for once. :’)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
RENT!
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just got here
is Cain struggling as bad as it looks on gameday etc?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yes
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RALLY GAR!!
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that picture reminds me of one of the worst TNG episodes
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I’m thinking that you’re the only one who thinks that about yourself.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I have abnormally small nipples.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
They are delicious though
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
And nutritious!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
We know.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
/can’t think of the character’s name in Community
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't they just call him tinynipples
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
No, he has a name.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Vaughn?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
YES
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Mewbs
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
BONE CHIPS!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
There we go.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YES!
GARRRRRR!!!!
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/Yakity Sax
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LOL FRIARS!!
YACKITY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Great BR Rent
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT YOUR MOUTH RENT!!!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Uh….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL good heads up play, rent
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
RUNZ THREAD!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Bad job SS
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
whaa happened?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_04_19_sfnmlb_sdnmlb_1&mode=gameday
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
BONE CHIPS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
So, how are we NOT going to score this time?
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
just let it happen
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I call 2 K's and a popup
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
MUHHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
loads bases
triple play
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I got interrupted by Rent, but lol at the numbers blatantly cherry-picked so that Sandoval would be compared to (I assume) Bonds and Mays.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i thought the exact same thing
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Pablo
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GROUND ATTACK IS BACK
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
IT’S BACK ON TWO AND THAT’S WHERE IT’S GONNA STAY!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Basehit
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
WHEELS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
GrOUND ATTACK!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YES YES YES YES YES
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Ground attack FTW
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA SPEED!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GROUND ATTACK!!!
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
NOT ANYMORE
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BOING
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TIED GAME
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
and YAY RUN!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
That’ll do, Panda.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Wait a minute...
He’s not wearing a cup!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I always wonder if you have this thing cued up to post when he is at bat. If so, what if someone who had no idea what the context is walked in?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA EXPRESS
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its where the money lies
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLO!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
EVERYTHING IS OK!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ignore the last 3/4 of this
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
This may be better served
Reserved for Pandingerz
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo = infield signal?
what, was Juan Pierre throwing the ball?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
also I can't spell "single"
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
but you go real close
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA SIGNAL!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I have no idea how to create one of these but I really wish I could right now
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone ever been to Laughlin? Going there for work for a week starting tomorrow. Work all day and play the penny slots at night with my perdiem!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
It is, to be frank, a shithole
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I know. But it will be packed next week for the River Run m/c rally
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
are you going for that?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Yeah.
Go every year. Plus it’s nice b/c I have family in Bullhead City across the river.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ah
We had some distant relative that we visited in Bullhead City one August in my youth. Man, that was brutal.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The weather is supposed to be in the 80’s when we setup or rig tomorrow, but the rest of the week it shoul dbe in the 70s.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
AUDREY HORNE.
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by Natto on Apr 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
i dont currently have to use the bathroom
but thank you
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
GROUND ATTACK CONTINUED!
And that is an earned run bitches!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
AUDREY!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GROUND ATTACK!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH HUFF
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Jon said
Giants Nation invading Petco
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I can hear “Let’s go Giants” chants.
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how was the level of giants fans at the dodger games
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Low.
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Giants Nation
BARF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I was thinking about driving down for tomorrow’s game but I feel like bad luck after going to Friday’s Welledisaster.
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
A three run HR here would be nice
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bengie: "Nah"
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll get a productive out and like it.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Productive Out!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PRODUCTIVE OUT!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Productive out!
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SIT IN THE I'M POOPIN SECTION
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/sf/ticketing/special_events/tweetup.jsp
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
No, you shit there.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Stadium Pal!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
nice AB bengie
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Scaly subject line
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Let's drive in some runs, DJ Jazzy Juan!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LEMME SEE SOME JAZZ!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Juan Uribomb coming up!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Look Out Headley!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Headley's last name always makes me giggle
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Memo to giants hitters: Richard has no offspeed pitch that he can throw for strikes
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
DUCK AND COVER
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give 'em wonderboy
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
What is the secret of his power?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
won’t you take me far away from the muckymucks
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Jazz Hands homer would be nice.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Good take
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
UriBBe
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Have we had the Fred Lewis update yet? 0-4 with a walk and two K’s.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I bet both of the K's were looking, too!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
there's the fred we knew
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
No, the Fred we knew never would have gotten five at bats.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZY WALK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Great walk
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Cheater!
Nice AB, Juan. Keep up the pressure.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OBP!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
gotta love that.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
agreed
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
What was the question?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
which Bay Area sports failure hurt worst: Giants or Sharks
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Jewish!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, sorry. I thought you said favorite.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course you’d pick the one that many scholars deny even happened.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
By “many scholars”, you mean “a select group of crazies”, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There are a number of genocides that’s the case with.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
9/11 was also orchestrated by George Bush.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
No Bosniak love? :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
What about close to home
Native American
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Who had the best assassination: Abraham Lincoln or JFK?
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
James Garfield is my sleeper candidate.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Malcolm X or Martin Luther King, Jr?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
His is definitely the best. “OMG WHEREZ MY POLITICAL PATRONAGE DIE NOW”
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
by esseffgeez on Apr 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YES!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Fat ballplayers all look the same!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Is it me or would you rather the Giants did NOT load the bases?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
B
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Just in time for TORRES TIME
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
DOES EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
great
torres……..
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Jazz. In. My Pants.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Now would be a good time for torres to get a hit
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t like that poll.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
good thing torres is starting today
please make me eat my words
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Ok, Boch
You have to play Torres…but why bat him 7th in front of Nate?!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Your full of fail, Uribe
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What, did he strike out?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
torres got this.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
nm he sucks.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
um… uh oh. torres time.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
I don’t know what it is but the poll sucks.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
yeah i’d like to know as well. seems like everybody’s all up in arms.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
LOL NOT BOWKER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Torres
should retire after the game.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Torres sucks.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Join my club.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s the first rule?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The first rule is that Andres Torres is fucking terrible at baseball.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So which rule is the one that says that one Russell Martin has to suck it all the time, period, no questions asked?
You don’t need a rule for that. It just happens.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Torres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TORRES YOU SUCK
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
AHHHH HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SHIFT A
Dinner’s over. Now I’m all garlicky.
Did we win yet?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
PIECE OF SHIT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
terrible
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
GODDAMMIT
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
LOL BOWKER!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK ME
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
wow you suck miles of dick.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Holy crap Torres is not good.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU ANDRES TORRES
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
I have a real problem with double plays when the Giants are up.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
ARE WE GONNA GET TORRES EVERY TIME WE NEED A HIT NOW THAT LEWIS IS GONE??
Where's Perry?
The difference is that Torres actually sucks at hitting.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
zz.... "speed"
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Heres a better poll
Who is the worst CSN personality?
A) Greg Papa
B) Michael Urban
C) Glen Kuiper
D) FP Santangelo
E) Bip Roberts
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Urban
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Insider knowledge!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
bip
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FP
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
F) All of the above
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
All of Above
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
yes to all?
or maybe glen
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
B
Urban for being a whiny little bitch. I mean if I was working as a professional analyzing baseball for a living, I would think its bad form to beef with fans on a blog. Over sensitive little jackass.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Oh boy. When he searches his name here he won’t like reading this comment.
Then again,
whatever.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
seriously
grow the fuck up. you are a nobody Urban.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course
Excuse me while I go watch some paint dry
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
The one time he should fucking strike out if he's not gonna get a hit
And he pulls that shit.
Fuck you in that big, empty melonhead Bochy you stupid, asswipe motherfucker
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
Andres Torres
makes me want to kill little puppies
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Thank god we didn't let John Bowker the lefty try to hit a lefty tonight
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Why the hell is Torres playing?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
DFA! DFA! DFA!
C’mon everyone…join in:
D F A!!
D F A!!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
I would like to invite Bruce Bochy to go fuck himself for starting Torres AND Velez over Bowker.
TORRES AND VELEZ.
TORRES AND VELEZ.
TORRES AND MOTHERFUCKING VELEZ
Shit that’s fuck.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I’m so pissed. He has to be the WORST damn manager in baseball. I can’t think of anyone worse
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Defense and Vrroommmm
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
just enjoy the ride.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
So really, there has to be a better option than Torres anywhere
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
/raises hand.
I’ll do it Eddie Stanky style and coax an occasional walk. True my defense will be lacking, but hey, who cares.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLOLOL
His blazing speed really helped there.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
HE BATS RIGHT HANDED YOU SNIVVELING SHIT
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I BREAST FED HIM AS A BABY USING MY ABNORMALLY SMALL NIPPLES
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it Andres Torres!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
THAT’S WHAT HE HAD TO DO TO FEED
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure that I just heimy’d all over thehavenot’s actual joke, but I couldn’t resist it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, pretty much
But you can take the credit.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
It was a good joke. I just didn’t want it to go unnoticed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
She just joined this year. Ignore her.
by Into the Void on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a potential meme that I would find amusing.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Is there a logical reason we continue to play Torres and Velex
Instead of Bowker? Seriously? We couldn’t put him in lift and limit the suck to one of the two schlubs?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
"left" and "Velez"
uh… thx.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Logical?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker can’t hit lefties
Never mind that his career OPS vs lefties is like 150 points higher than Velez’s
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUT HE"S NOT PROVEN
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
NOT A PLATOON!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
SWITCH HITTER!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yeah but Velez has speed and is a shitty baserunner!
by Into the Void on Apr 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
VELEZ HITS RIGHT HANDED AGAINST LEFTIES
THEREFORE HE HAS TO HIT BETTER THAN SOMEONE WHO IS LEFT HANDED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUT VELEZ IS A SWITCH HITTER
Switch hitterz=lineup flexibility=Bork doesn’t make no decisions.
I really hope that DeRosa replaces Velez or Torres, and not Nate. Although, I hate all three of them.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
It’s totally going to turn into
DeRosa – Velez – Torres
when he comes back.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it scares the crap out of me
but you’re right. Can’t give Nate and Bowker AB’s when veteran suck is available!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
enough.
/hits the MLB – TV “fullscreen”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Hairston
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Update on Bumgarner:
5 IP 3H 2R 1ER 1BB 3SO 1HR
Don’t know about velocity.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
3 Ks!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT HAIRSTON
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
oh thank god
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN SCOTT HAIRSTON
PIECE OF SHIT FUCKFACE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
KKKain
/KKK joke
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
racism is funny
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
hey so
who’s that black dude who can hit and isn’t worse than velez on defense and happens to be a free agent and has 300+ home runs? MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL HIS AGENT.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
DO NOT WANT
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
you’re telling me that you’d rather have torres over dye? REALLY?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Sarchasm?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
SUCK IT TORREAWFUL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
damn, i guess im too late with the rally gifs ;(
sorry if someone posted this one already
by okonomiyaki on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
lol i dont remember this one
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
lol
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
If I were Cain I'd use some of my contract money to take out a contract on Bochy
That motherfucking piece of dogshit MUST go.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
his nickname is Shotgun Cain. i’m pretty sure he can take care of it himself if he really wants to
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Pablo would wear his socks up all the time
I wish every player would
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
nah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
banned
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I WISH A MOD WOULD
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Does this come from Manny-hate and going with the opposite?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres should pull his socks over his head
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
TORRES OR DYE?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
I choose death.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Dye/Delgado combo signing
not a platoon.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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(Deuces)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
thank god this park is terrible.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Y U C K
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Of course.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
WHAT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
A
Fuck you Claychard Riton!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL EXTRA BIG YARD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
wow, scared me
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
ballgame
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
WHATTHEFUCKSTUPIDSECONDBASEUMP
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Route look bad, or was it just me?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
a fucking home run?!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK?!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That's not a homer
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WHAAAAAAAAAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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There is no way that was a homer.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
WTF. not a homerun... not even close
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WTF?
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck?
How was that a home run?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Whaaaaaat?!?!?!?1
No, wait, what?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Huh?
Bza?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL
three blind umps.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
IT LANDED ON THE FUCKING WARNING TRACK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL NICE HOMERUN
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WHAT?!?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK????
BWAHAHAHAH
FUCKING TERRIBLE UMPS ARE TERRIBLE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Is this a joke?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
OK, order is restored
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
that was fucking bullshit
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WTF!?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
It bounced in the fucking warning track
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
what happened? does replay apply?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
It does.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
IT LANDED ON THE FUCKING WARNING TRACK
BWAHAHAAH
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
That is embarassing for the umpire who made that call.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Idiot Ump
The ball landed on the fucking warning track.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Looking at these comments, I’m glad I’m unable to watch the game right now.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
wowwwwwwwww
that’s gotta be the worst call ever.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
THe other umps look pretty embarrased
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
lolump.
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
What the actual fuck
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Nice pitch, right down the cock
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
WOW
WORST CALL EVER?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
No..
That would go to one Neukom,William, circa 2009.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
/Standing ovation
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
only if it stood
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL UMPS
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Are we in fucking little league? What the fuck?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That was embarrassing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
whew
That would have been, without a doubt, the worst call in the history of the game
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Thanks Pablo.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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attapanda
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
I just saw John Bowker!
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Mo Vaughn
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
MOO!
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LOL PADRES FANS BOOING
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
God what a total joke
I mean seriously. Holy shit.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I hope to god that ends up on Sportscenter...
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
It will for sure be on sportsnation, if nothing else
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
lol.... that was funny
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
it was their first home run in that park since 2006
id be unhappy too
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
they can boo all they want. they know it was in
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
THE REALLY BIG THING IS RIGHT HERE, YOU BASTARDS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Did they even watch the replay or did the other umpires tell that guy he was a fucking moron?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Probably the latter
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no replay
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
i hope they went
“IT BOUNCED ON THE WARNING TRACK YOU DUMBASS”
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The latter
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
okay, someone explain... slowly
they actually called a ball that landed on the warning track a home run? Really?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
yes
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
i don't know about "they"
but one dumb shit ump did
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
belatedly
to be fair. the grounds crew didn’t think it was a home-run. but after it was called a homer by the ump, they set the fireworks off.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
The backdoor is the butthole. And the front door is the pee-hole.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
the poop that took a pee.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
SCROTTY MCBOOGER BALLS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally someone gives me a clear explanation.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Just go in through the window.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
anti-defenestrate
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
that had to be one of the funniest baseball moments i have ever seen
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
It was like if a basketball official signaled for a three pointer on an air ball, but like ten times worse.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate, do something
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
lol what's velez doing
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
something in his eye or lost a contact.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Jon is being pretty funny right now.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Would it be possible to square a pitch up and hit a line drive
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
torres sorta did......
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
which team do you think you’re watching?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
not the giants way
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You're very demanding
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll get a strikeout and like it.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NATE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL NOT BOWKER!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
noob question here, but why is it that Bochy never gives Schierholtz or Bowker a start in LF, even when Velez/Torres is the alternative? Is LF that much harder to play than RF?
Bochy is dumb.
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Butt Pee
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Apr 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
no
in fact, it is considered easier, as your throws are usually shorter
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
RF is harder.
Bochy doesn’t understand that the first two are better than the last two players.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
What Natto said
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Remember this one crucial thing and 97% of your Giants questions will be answered.
Bochy is a fucking idiot.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s he supposed to do, just leave Velez on the bench?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
MATT YOUR DUE
CAINER BOMB NOW!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Cain should hit a HR to the warning track
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
CANE SUCKS WHAT IS BORK THINKIN
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traed4sumbatz
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Does Richard usually hit 96-97? Fangraphs says his average fastball velocity is 91.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ROCKET
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Gun has seemed hot all night
Matt Cain doesn’t normally throw 95 either.
Kuip. DeRosa was batting 200 and Aaron Rowand is Aaron Rowand. There absence has little effect on the offense
when their replacements are Torres and Velez
yes it does. (their, btw)
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Bowker Lewis yay
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I’m still not sure that I want Lewis and Bowker against a lefty over DeRosa and Rowand.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I want either of them over Velez.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
It would be insanity not to.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Exactly.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
“he looked more like citizen kane on that one”
-lolpadres announcers.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
SICK BURN
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
He DID resemble a newspaper mogul.
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A newspaper mongol!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
RACIST
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
he meant mongoloid
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF WHAT I MEANT!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Kane names his sled!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
There is a man
a certain man
and for the poor you may be shure
that he’ll do all he can
who is this one?
[who’s favourite son?]
just by his action has the traction
magnets on the run
who likes to smoke?
enjoys a joke?
and wouldn’t get a bit
upset if he were really broke?
with wealth and fame
he’s still the same
I’ll bet you five you’re not alive
If you don’t now his name
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
+1 for remembering this, or even just for taking the time to look this up
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
copy and PASTE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He still had to Google it!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
What good is living in the future if i DON’T Google it???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The Future?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
STUPID GIRLS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I love the White Stripes version
But I hate Citizen Cane
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I seriously don’t like this pitcher.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
I seriously don’t like this pitcher offense.
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
VELEZ, PRETEND ITS THE 9TH INNING
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
And that we’re down 8 runs.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
RICHARD CLAYTON FOR CY YOUNG
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I might sound like Kruk, right now
But the way Richards is pitching reminds me of Tom Glavine, but in the mid=90s
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Oh dear.
I hope not, for our future. Then again, pitching against the Giants is no reliable indicator. Especially with this lineup.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Oh my god
Kruk and kuip blaming the offensive troubles on us missing rowand and derosa
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Sabean must be in the booth
He told them to say that.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Rowand and DeRosa are better than Velez and Torres.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
This is the sad truth.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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This
With those two Uribe is our 8th hitter
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The point is that bowker is on the bench and lewis was traded
THATS why the offense is THIS bad. It would be better with those 2 players.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I beat you.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
shaddap
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Bowker, who?
Lewis, who?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Bowker who?
Lewis who?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
CHA-CHING!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CAIN IS GETTING CAINED
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Padre’s announcers. “Wow he looked more like Citizen Kane with that one,”
Haha?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Rosebud?
Clapping gif?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NOT BOWKER!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Boring
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Good job Velez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So...
After who wants to go with me to the Nate Schierholtz signing at Sports Gallery in Walnut Creek next week, so we can tell him to stop swinging at pitches that hit him?
You should tell him to shave as well
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
None of them were called strikes.
Velez swung at two of them. Walk-fail.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Because the Giants aren’t very good either.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Ding ding ding ding ding! We have a winner ladies and gentlemen!
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Two NL West teams are very good.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
It's a thrill!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m sorry.
I don’t get it. What’s the reference/joke?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Firefly
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Oh goddammit.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
It’s from Peanuts.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh goddammit.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Barry Bonds.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh goddammit.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Is that Dan Haren? Delorean?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Haren
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That's just baseball
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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admit it
you had to double check on the spelling of my name
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL REALISM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URtuRzGzUCM
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
i can't wait for my "WEARABLE BLANKET"
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Matt
FINISH HIM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Commercial
“Aubrey and the Giants’ high octane offense looks to have big night against the Padres’ young pitching staff…”
Hahaha.
Maybe in an alternate universe
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
High octane my ass
85 at best
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
butt-ane is what I say
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I DO IT MYSELF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CAIN!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
CAIN!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Wow, I didn’t know Cain could move that fast.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Dude, Matt Cain looks MAD
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Cain doesn’t trust anyone else to not fuck it up
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
He rocketed on over there on his sled to field that thing!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
/mounts you
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Buy him a drink, first.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I'll get him a beer dispensing hat
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOOOOHHOOOOOWEEEEEHOOOOO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM, Matt
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
MATT
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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/cologne
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
RALLY CAINING INSTRUCTIONS
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
bumgarner done for the night
6 IP 3 H 2R 1ER 1BB 3 SO 1 HR
74 PITCHES 51 FOR STRIKES
no word on velocity
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
no news is good news! or bad news!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
4.5 K/9
Needs improvement.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
What did Buster do?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
1-3
RBI double
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
Is that really what most people take from Citizen Kane? The sled McGuffin?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Apparently so.
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It is one of the most quintessential McGuffin.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
It is one of the most memorable bits of imagery, and the fact that the film is so imitated and parodies exacerbates that.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
1-2-3
Atta boy Cain
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OT
In 20 years, Lincecum will be:
a) pitching
b) broadcasting
c) coaching
d) a member of the Yankee organization
Where's Perry?
e) rich?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
/BANNED
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
e) winning 20th straight WS with Giants
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Cain in 20 years
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/writes check for 89¢
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
In federal prison for licensing his image for bongs.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
f) President of the United Federation of Planets
I’d vote for him…
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
DOOP
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He'd be a bad coach I feel
Not enough adversity, so much natural talent. He didn’t have to make that many adjustments. I think Matt Cain would make a great coach, though.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Cain is pretty damn talented, too. He’s not that different from what he was when he came up.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Could be
I’m just thinking about the challenges that he’s had to go through and the mental changes he made last year.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Douche glasses guy looked like an idiot diving for that foul.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Asxn3UJUWtwsjMHwkwNODX0RvLYF?slug=ti-wilsongiants041910
lol wait so what exactly happened… wilson ate bird crap?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WTF
Wilson apparently claimed it was a protein shake
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
suuuuuuuuuure. protein shake
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Copenhagen Panda inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Long Cut?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Dutch Crunch
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Kind of OT
Note for DirecTV customers: We are happy to announce that we’ve received confirmation from DirecTV that they have connected to the CSN Bay Area HD feed and plan to carry all Giants games in HD going forward. The only instance when a CSN Bay Area produced Giants game will not be in HD on DirecTV is if DirecTV has bandwidth capacity issues. At this time, they do not foresee this happening. In addition, DirecTV is working to launch Comcast SportsNet Bay Area & California HD as full-time channels in the near future, hopefully within the next month.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
NOT OT!!
Sounds fanfuckingtastic. I’ve been complaining about substandard SD games on Directv all season.
About goddamned time.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Don't know about Giants games
But some of the SD games for the Sacramento Kings this season looked straight out of the 70’s.
I've got squirrels in my pants!
THE POWER OF THE WRITTEN WORD
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Did they email this to you? That is great news
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Come On
Score some runs for Matty’s sake!
I've seen bums cry, bums scream, and bums squeal. I once saw a bum try to steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum!
Shift+A
My phone while at work said that Clayton Richard hit a homerun. But the score says he does not. Was it overturned on review?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it bounced on the goddam warning track
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
LOL WUT?
Thats hilarious. Cause I was sent the update, then nothing to retract it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah, me too
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Ball hit the warning track and bounced
and some dumb ump called it a homer.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Bounced on warning track
Epic umpire fail
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The ball hit the warning track and the idiot ump called it a home run. The other refs said he was wrong and Richard returned to 2nd base.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
i hate the new referees
i prefer the umpires
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants scored in their own goal.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SHARKS
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL SHARKS.
Or if you prefer a baseball related one:
LOL CONSECO!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"THAT'S HOW IT WORKS!"
- J. Steffes
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hey Sandoval, I’ll take a home run right now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Damn it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
What was impressive about that, Kruk? That was a routine play
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it had razzle dazzle!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, Kruk saw two of them.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Huff is slow!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
DVRing it for the wife.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’ve never seen one second of this show.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Me neither. I don’t see the appeal.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That’s what Joe Buck said.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
AUDREY HORNE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That Billy Zane-bangin’ beaut!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I still believe in Audrey/Cooper :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Cooper is gone, though. An old man in the black lodge!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
THE END OF FWWM SUGGESTS THAT HE AND LAURA ARE IN THE WHITE LODGE NOW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fine. Doesn’t that also rule out an Audrey/Cooper romance?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
It’s all Kyle MacLachlan’s fault
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Why is that?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
David Lynch and Mark Frost always meant for the second half of season 2 to develop the Audrey/Cooper romance and everyone in the show was pretty much planning on that being a big part of it, but MacLachlan said he didn’t think Cooper would get involved in someone her age and told them to get rid of it, so they scrapped it (which is part of the reason why the middle part of S2 before Windom Earle shows up is so aimless).
Of course, in the end Audrey ends up dating someone just slightly younger than Cooper and Cooper ends up dating someone just slightly older than Audrey!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HOW'S ANNIE??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So I am assuming this is one of those games where the Giants are doing nothing with a soft tossing lefty leaving Matt Cain to have a ND?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, yes and no
The lefty isn’t very soft-tossing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
So, early returns. Can’t score against lefties.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
I'll take that
And that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
nice baserunning today
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
HUFF
LOVE THIS GUY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
H.R. Huff and Puff
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
YAY HUFF
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
AUDREY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
if having a mancrush on aubrey huff is wrong, i don’t want to be right.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
drive him in B$!!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
COME ON MONEY
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Lol, those ball boys look like they are on a rollercoaster
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
ARBY EYES
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RALLY STEELY DAN
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
go back jack, do it again.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
NO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SEE WHAT YOUVE DONE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Booooooooooooooo
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I hate Eckstein so much.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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fuck.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU MIDGET PIECE OF SHIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
fFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol at this
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I hope you burn in hell, Eckstein.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
molina or scrappy mcwhitey?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
wow i was so sure that was a hit too
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FUCK YOU IN THE SKULL ECKSTEIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Why is Molina jogging to 1st base? Oh he wasn’t.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THAT GUY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Eckstein, you stupid monkey!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
UGH
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Fuck you Scrappy Doo
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN
PLAYING ON THE OUTFIELD GRASS , I HATE YOU
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
I would’ve laughed at that execpt I was cursing out Eckstein
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just about to post the same thing
I LOL’d at that
by DividedByZero on Apr 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKSTEIN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCKSTAIN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Anyone down to chip in
to put out a hit on David Eckstein?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
As long as we can get Bochy in on the deal I'm in
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh
I guess we are as negative as those talking chop guys
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
FOR THE SWARM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LARS IS INFESTED!!
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
MY LIFE FOR IRE!!!
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Man you guys swear too much
Signed, Dodger Fans
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
VAPORS!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Purple Row
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Fuck that
generic cliche response
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
AH DECLARE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Woah
Those ARE bright.
And matt cain is a bad actor.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Also,
I kind of want one.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL Matt Cain acting
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
How has Matt looked?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GODDAMMIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Like when Allderaan exploded
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
reply fail
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
like he’s gonna lose
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL STATUE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
A W F U L
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
nice read Velez
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
I’m glad we have Velez.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL NOT BOWKER!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
WTF VELEZ?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ROFL I heard the Eckstein play and came in here because, as I said to myself, “MCC just exploded”. I can see I was right.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Lol velez sucks
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Well, that wasn't played very well out there, Eugenio
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Fred Lewis
Returns.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
VELEZ!!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Also, LOL Panda Range
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, thanks Valez
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU VELEZ
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
HEY VELEZ SUPPORTERS I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU NOW
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh Pablo, that was yours.
Fucking Velez.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LMAO the replay of velez
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FRED LEWIS SUCKED AT DEFENSE!!!
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
HE IS A FUCKING WORTHLESS PILE OF DONKEY SHIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SERIOUSLY? FRED CAN’T PLAY DEFENSE? AND VELEZ CAN?!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Thus saith Melonhead
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry fred!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
PULL VELEZ NOW
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
THE FUCK???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL U
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK VELEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY FUCKING GOD VELEZ YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
best outfield ever!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
VELEZ YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
WHATY THE HELLS?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
YOU ARE TWO STUPID CLOWNS!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
GO FUCK YOURSELF VELEZ
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
WTF VELEZ???
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
A comedy of errors.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
LOL
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Dumbest player in the league?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
lolololol Velez
Screwing up other fielder’s plays, too!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
UGLY, UGLY, UGLY baseball going on this half inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Doink
Velez and Torres need Yakety Sax playing when their fielding a ball.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
CSN should just make this Velez’s background music whenever he’s on camera.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF VELEZ
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
jesus christ
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Part of me thinks
that Velez has no clue how this game works. He’s a tall, skinny bush child drafted for his speed. I think the only thing he really knows about this game is that homeruns are good, and if the guy on the little hill throws with the wrong hand, he has to go stand in the grass for 3 hours.
Where's Perry?
and BORK loves him
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Laughing out loud to the point of choking.
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY IS VELEZ
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I hope this game gets Velez benched for a year.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
That’s never going to happen
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
come back soon derosa and rowand
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker Lewis yay
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
How bad is this club when you WANT Rowand back?
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BORK's fascination with Velez needs help
Cain doesnt deserve any damn blame for that run – our “defense” is frigging idiotic.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Bork is a bigger pile of shit than shit itself
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice deception
almost fooled the guy into leaving the base too soon.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
YEAH, GOOD MOVE. VELEZ IS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER THAN LEWIS
HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
This reminds me
This game represents not one, but two stupid decisions.
Velez over FLew.
Velez over Bowker.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Technically I would say its Torres over Bowker. But the principle is the same.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Torres is in center though
Velez is where Bowker should be
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
If Bowker is playing, its probably over Torres, and Speedy McFuckup is in Center.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There is no fucking reason why Eugenio Velez deserves to be a starter in the major leagues.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
VROOOOOOM
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Bad Bad Velez
But it was Torres responsibility to call the ball
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Flem seems pretty tired of Velez
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Everyone is except Bochy and Mychael
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain: Will he ever learn to win?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
In positive news
Tim Lincecum has a 0.90 ERA in his three starts for 2010 and even has an OPS of .857. He also has three RBIs, which is three more than Carlos Lee.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
/more swearing
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Livian still has a 0.00 ERA
wtf
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU PADILLA FOR HITTING SCOTT IN THE FACE!
FUCK MARK DEROSA’S HAMSTRING!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Lewis Bowker yay
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
WE HAVE TO SCORE ANOTHER RUN????
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YORU ASKING???
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
ESPECIALLY WITH THAT JERK MATT CAIN ON THE MOUND
FUCK THAT GUY, I HOPE HE LOSES
by DividedByZero on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love to know what Bork is thinking by starting Velez?
I’m afraid though there is nothing but cobwebs up there.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nearly ran into a ball that Torres was freaking camped under
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Fucktarded.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
booted a double like he was playing soccer
turning it into a triple, than nearly ran into the CF on the fly ball.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Went after a ball in the left field corner too aggressively and it rolled around the wall so a 2b became a 3b.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
fly ball to center
velez comes in last minute and almost runs into torres… didn’t even make the catch.
in his defense, torres didn’t call him off i guess.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Started playing baseball some time in the past.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I'm just annoyed t hat our goddamn team is run by people
who think Fred Lewis is WORSE than these two “stars”.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This is what I’m mad about
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking This
God damn, the willful ignorance is too much to take…
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
and the pride in the ignorance is worse
they actually believe they see some other magic!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LUNATIC FRINGE
I’M NOT AN IDIOT
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
THIS is the crux of the matter
Yeah that is a load of fucking bullshit look at the whole fan base of LA, the vast majority of them are douchebags filled a fucking douchebaggey center.
Newcomb29(EDGE)
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The problem with Velez
Is he simply does not know how to play baseball.
by lexluth7 on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
im sorry fred..........
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
and derosa
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker Lewis yay
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Yeah, fuck you too, Torrealba.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
As for the Lewis stuff
He’s gone. Get over it or go root for the Blue Jays
MUHHHHHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Um.
We want Lewis BECAUSE we root for the Giants and wan them to win this game.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/19/1431775/gamethreader
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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