Thread the Third
All right, it's been fun but I think it's time to score a run.
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SIRM.
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Hopefully!
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Can we haz offense?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sabean sez no
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Over under on no of pitches
10? Will they frigging take a pitch?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Kershaw’s at 84 pitches… a smart team would be trying to drive up that count to get to the Dodger bullpen… I do not think the Giants will do this.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
[insert shitty Molina quote about getting up there and trying to put together a good at-bat]
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COME BACKERS!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Dave Flemming will be a Giants Legend one day
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
STOP SWINGING AT THAT
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GODDAMNIT BENGIE STOP SWINGING AT THE SAME PITCH
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
lol kershaw
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A little high
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He went around.
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In play: dinger(z)
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit
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that was disgustingly nasty
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FACK
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie deserved that, jesus.
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why are you talking to jesus?
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URIBE TAKE A GODDAMN PITCH
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Over under on innings?
13.5
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
JIZZ HANDS
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I don’t know if I’ve ever seen Benji take a third strike before — he looked so bewildered, I think the umpire needed to tell him to sit down.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Benji
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why
I don’t like Bengie. Works well with the pitchers, but he’s a bad fucking influence on the lineup. He and Shawon need to GTFO.
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But without Bengie Lincecums ERA would be over 10
Or something.
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
BUT BUT BUT
BENGIE WUZ HITTING 448 / .485 / .621
Better than that poser guy.
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
OH MY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?!?!?!?
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I want Benjie on the mound
this will make my life
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
nice abe, urine
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It's no Lincoln though
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
no matter what happens at least he’s making kershaw work.
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by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
or something like that could happen
and i could be extremely happy.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
RIBE!!!
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by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If uribe gets a hit here, they'll start throwin in the pen
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RIBE
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
JIZZZZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!
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FUCK YEAH
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JAZZ HANDS
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!
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JAZZ FUCKING HANDS!!!
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JAZZ HANDS!
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HAHA
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
REEEEBAAAAY!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Just shut the fuck up
nobody hates uribe, dumbass.
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its the internet
stop being so angry
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If you stop being such a jackass, I'll stop being angry
until then, nope.
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i wasnt attacking you
i noticed some people hating uribe, im uneasy about him too srry man
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
you've said "DERR YOU GUYS HATE [giants player]" about like three different guys
not the way to not be a douche
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I really hope you guys hate Torres
So I’m assuming that guy doesnt count
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude
stop being a douchebag. Just stop.
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LOL YOUR LACK OF NUANCE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU HATE [PLAYER X] ERGO, YOU MUST HATE ALL PLAYERS
SCIENCE. ALSO PABLO IS NOT CLUTCH, EVEN THOUGH HE’S THE BEST FUCKING HITTER ON THE TEAM
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Stop trying to act like the McCoven hate all the players! I mean, I don’t know but Uribe seems pretty popular to me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fuck Uribe the worthless lump!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HE EATS BASE HITS AND SHITS OUT DOUBLE PLAYS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
STFU AND VISIT MY BLOG, YOU LOOSER!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly
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he's being a douche
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I like Uribe. And Tim. And Matt. And Pablo. And Bowker. And Wilson. And Affeldt. And Jon Sanchez. And some of the other guys, too.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
VISIT FIRESABEAN.COM TO DISCUSS WHY MCC HATES URIBE
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, it was pretty understated.
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FUCK YES
ZITO GETS A RUN
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
ALL IS FORGIVEN URIBE!
SEE WHAT TAKING PITCHES CAN GET YOU!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wooooooooooooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
JAZZ HANDS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
U
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ HANDS!!!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
-1
Commie fucks
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
YES WE CAN!
has run(s).
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JAZZ HANDS!!!
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
Jazz Hands!!!!!
Suck it Kershaw!!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
FUCK YES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JAZZ HANDS!!!!
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same spot dif. park
like his walkoff last year vs. mota
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
JUAN GONE
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
FUCK YEAH!
LOL “he let’s out some shaft” TWSS
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Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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ikr
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LOL One Giants fan in bleachers!
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
I'm just saying
the guy who takes pitches does something useful. Is there a small, small probability that there is a correlation between the two?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
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I can’t help it, I love me some Jazz Hands.
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He loves you right back

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by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shift-A
Just turned the game on. Nice timing, eh what?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
WELCOME!
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+1
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3-2
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went from 0-2 to 3-2
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this
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Rent’s contract expires after this year
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
FURTHEST BALL TORRES HAS EVER HIT
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
SUPER AGGRO CRAG
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Wait, was this the guy that was the host/announcer for Nick Guts? Because that was an awesome show.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
bingo
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how many pitches is Zito on right now?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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82
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jazz hands?
JAZZ HANDS!!
great ab
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Kershaw going on 100 pitches.
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Kershaw starting to miss his spots…
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
TWAMS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
He’s getting tired, this is his last inning.
I’m calling Troncoso and Broxton for the 8th and 9th. I’ll take Troncoso and his pubey failbeard gladly.
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The smog makes them molt.
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Hey guys, I totally called that home run.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
102
pitches Kershaw done?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Kershaw at 100 pitches
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by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
OBPEE!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Great AB, Nate!
Very well done.
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Nate: The patience of a saint
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Goodbye Mr. Bowker
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"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
NATE!
he learned how to walk!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I thought Uribe
was making Gar dance in the dugout
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
zito has good splits against lefties
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god
I thought that said Honeycu.. for a second.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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He’s already hitting. Plus lefties can’t hit lefties
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Leaving Zito in: Agree or Disagree?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
disagree!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree, he looks good, only 82 pitches, short leash, etc.
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If someone gets on, get Romo up in the pen. Easy enough.
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Depends who is batting next inning
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Either,Kemp,Blake.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Or douchebag,douchebag,douchebag
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
You can say this about any random 3 dodgers.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
douchebag, Douchebag, DOUCHEBAG
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Ethier, Kemp, Blake
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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Then i'd keep him but have romo warm up
in case of eithier getting on and kemp up
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree I guess
But I want Romo/Affeldt ready on a moments notice
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short leash
I fear that the smoke and mirrors cant last much longer. I’d have the bullpen up the moment someone gets on base.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Ehh
I think I’d be comfy with the pen, but he is dealing and his count is low.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
two strikeouts last inning and a lead…why not? it’s good for his self-esteem
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball is a mental game
Zito w/ confidence is HUGE for the Giants
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
One more inning.
Pitching well, only 82 pitches. Roll with Jeremy/Wilson for 8/9.
whatev
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
why mess with success?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally John Wayne

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
covering a zito classic!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
bye bye baby!
Uribe- dodger killer
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Don't associate that great band with the dodgers
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
LOL he has 109 against Zito? HaHa
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Nah nah nah, good bye Failbeard.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
That's All Zeets Needz...
…AMIRITE?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Cy Zito
Obviously he’s gunning for a second one. RIght?
Fw: welcome roy
ain’t getting my cyz!
Tim
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
i do not think MCC hates anyone
I do not like Torres/Velez/Bochy/Renteria..
I apologize for being a “douche” just trying to start convos and get opinions
thank u for ur time
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
THNK U! LOL OMG
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we all love the giants
no need to hate eachother like a praying mantis, i love talking giants.. i dont think anyone hates anyone.. obviously because im new
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
PROTIP
one way to not act like a douche is to not go “OMG LOL HATERZ” after a guy that nobody hates does something good.
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You’re all just fire-sabean.com haters.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
lololol
for the record, i havent promoted the site once :/
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I was referring mostly to your username.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that was my bad
some people elsewhere hate uribe, so i just transitioned my thinking
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to understand,
part of being new here is getting the scorched-earth treatment from bondslegend. It’s like a hazing. Don’t worry about it; this too shall pass.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If you count 11000+ comments as posting regularly, then I do. Actually, most of us are regulars.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’ve been pretty irregular lately.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I haven’t poo’d once today.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re one of the largest sites on Sport Nation, I think.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you're joking
but seriously, if you’re a noob and you don’t want to get yelled at, don’t act like a fucking douchebag.
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Can't argue with that. Good advice in general, really, noob or not.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
i didnt mean for it to look like i hate pablo or anything close to that he is it. period. just trying to stir up convos.. not trolling,
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
you should know that a few people DO troll here posting crap like that. Sorry if the anger was misguided. But any argument calling someone “clutch” or not will get you yelled at by me.
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Or find out how the place functions before just jumping in with both feet. Not all internerd sites are the same, and this is definitely not the norm, and most of us like it like that.
yup
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you probably do
IDK about changing a name..
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found that out the hard way
lol i have learned my lesson
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
PROVEN BY FIRE
also, another tip: usually it’s not good form to put your website as your username. Some people don’t like that.
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this many

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by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice!
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lol
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OMG
THAT WAS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Lol zeetson douchey self reference
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
FOLLOW KNBR ON TWITTER
THERE I SAID IT GOODBYE
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
RUMU sighting
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Even bochy isn't that stupid
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Bork would.
Except Mehdders has pitched a good bit lately, so might as well let the slackers get some work in. Save his stud arms for the games that count.
Come on, Zeets. Rein it in.
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shit
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Aw hell, get ready RUMU
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Bah
- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual
OK, take him out now
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
Romo is throwing
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Damn
Romo should get warm a bit quicker.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Kemp scares the living crap out me
He’s like the embodiement of the 5 tool player – power, speed, defense – the works. I really wish we had one of those.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
What about the 6th tool?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hammer
Sickle
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
DPDPDPDPDPDP
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TWSS
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On the one hand, I think we may need more than one run to win this game.
But on the other hand, Barry Zito hasn’t lost a game this season against the Dodgers when the Giants have scored at least one run.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I say again
Please get these guys out.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
yup, me too
why is it I had more faith when we didn’t have runs? Something about the collective consciousness of being a Giants fan.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
C'mon, Velez--Lewis Would'a Caught That!
/waits for volley of agreement and/or criticism
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
DPDPDPDPDPDP
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BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Let's go Mr Z
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Big Z.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet, sweet candy.
Bam!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Imma shit myself!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
Roger Angell on Mayo Smith
“Though technically sound, he lacked that almost mystical foreknowledge of pending catastrophe so essential to baseball management.”
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by Giantsfan4life on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hmm, failbeard?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take it
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Nice.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What am I looking at
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Take it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
yikes, a little scary there
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP
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OK..
This AB scares me too.. I hate Blake
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
i'm poopin!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Listening on the internet
did pablo display his cannon?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY
- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual
TWIS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it Blake
- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual
GOOD ZITO! THATS A GOOD ZITO
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1 more 1 more 1 more 1 more 1 more 1 more
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
Nice.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YAYAYAYAY
One more to go ZEETZ
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Casey Blake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXfUrT0mthU
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
GIT R DUN, ZITO BRAZ
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Put away Belly Lard, plz
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If Blake is slower than Kemp
Why not drop and get the force at second?
Is that bad sportsmanship?
Infield fly rule?
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nope
that’s only if 2 are on
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Ahhhh. I didn’t know that, actually. It feels like it never gets called anymore, but that makes perfect sense.
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They should have
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Zito 7th, Romo 8th, Wilson 9th
TY LA GTG
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Zito, one more out!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Read that as “one more soul.”
I had a Nightmare for a second.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually thinking of Soul Calibur.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m picturing Uribe with Soul Edge now. Weird.
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FUCK YEAH
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ZEEEEETOOO!!!!
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HUZZAH!
Exciting!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yay!
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Good!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
WOOHOOOOOOOOO
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Doubt it.
Unless Affeldt’s already warm when the inning starts.
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no thanks
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Honestly, I don’t see why not. Man, I don’t even know myself anymore.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
GO ZEETS!
But that’s a good game ,enough for you.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
YAY! BARRY ZITO!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
y
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
NOOO
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no, unless we give him some insurance runs
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
FANTASTIC OUTING
Great job Zito. Great start to the year. Kudos!
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
almost worthy of a dancing cat…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
YEAH ZITO
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Romo,Wilson?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Nice Zito
Now time for Romo/Affeldt
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Needs more wilson
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I meant just for the 8th
Wilson for the 9th
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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Gotcha
prefer romo
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ATHLETIC WAS RIGHT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear he once won a cy young
But he’s been out of baseball last few years
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Yay
- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual
Romo, Wilson, sure
Except for our 8 run inning top of 8
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Nice pitching, Zito!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
We paid this guy $500K per start
he should do this this at least every other time
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Zito has a 0.84 WHIP and a 1.42 ERA.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Sustainable
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
his babip is probably like .150
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WEll done Zito.
Where is that clapping gif when a guy needs it it?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
No! No! NO!
This is what you post when you suck and you’re clapping ironically.
Hasn’t anyone SEEN Citizen Kane??
I’ve seen the movie, and I reject your opposition.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Technically, Kane wasn’t clapping ironically, he was trying to generate support for his wife’s performance (wait, was she his wife yet at that point?).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Ahem

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
That’s the ticket.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
So perfect!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
T-T-TAP!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This dude is still pitching?
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Kershaw is still in?
whoa. I’m surprised.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOLDGERS
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Wow, Kershaw is still in.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
If Joe Torre called it, it must be the right decision. I trust the opinions of these established baseball people.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is funny, considering his rep for torching his MRs.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
totally read that as "touching his MRs"
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I didn't know he was a priest!
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You mean a Padre?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing there’s a division between them and the Cubs.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If Zito is even half this good this year
then 3/5 days we have a REALLY good chance of winning, and 4/5 days we have a PRETTY good chance.
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I’m trying to figure out how Matt Cain works into this math.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
3rd day AT BEST
If Zito is this good, then Lincecum/Cain/Zito give us a pretty good shot at winning, and if Sanchez is on, then that’s the 4th..or something.
Basically between Zito and Sanchez we pretty much have a good chance of winning 3/5 games
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Whatever.
Todd Wellemeyer is the ace of this staff and you know it.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No, that’s Livan.
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Wow, Kershaw’s back out there? Chew him up, Giants.
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LOL ZORAK
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
I've forgotton all about earleir this series.
after watching innings 14-20 in that Mets-Cards mess, I can’t remember the bullpen status for the Dodgers and Giants.
Who comes in in for the Dodgers?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Depending on the hitter
RHP Shit
LHP Crap
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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
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Dude's rollin' on 110 pitches
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Shits and giggles.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Dusty called
He thinks Clayton is being babied
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
BBershaw's walk count needing padding.
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Dodgers hate their bullpen lol
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
They should.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
GUMBY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
This is a weird decision unless Torre wants Kershaw to have a chance at the W.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
pretty
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Wait?
Did that just happened.
- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual
OBPelez
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EugeniOBP
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
That was exactly the kind of AB Velez needed to have there, good job.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He took a walk?
WTF? CHEATING THE GAME!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Nice AB, Geno.
Put some pressure on the bullpen.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pickoff play before the first pitch. Calling it.
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Weaver
And his constant “shit under the nose” expression
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
I think...
Kershaw was coming out after the Velez ab regardless. After his first 3 AB’s, I dont think it was that bad of a call. Fortunately for us, Kershaw fucked up
I remember when Jeff Weaver was the hottest prospect around
My Poke-dex is glad David Price hasn’t taken a similar career path. Or Jered Weaver, for that matter.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Jered Weaver
was walking across the street outside his hotel here in NYC Tuesday morning when he saw a former hotel employee hit the sidewalk having jumped from a couple dozen stories up.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the fact that he walked Velez
after beating him like a rented mule all day was perhaps the sign that he was gassed.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I remember when Weaver was a big time up-and-comer with Detroit
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Remember when the Yankees traded for him?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pitcher version of Craig Wilson
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
’lectric stuff
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember his stint with the Mariners. Hilarious times.
by Murray, Present on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
God I don't know why, but I really hate Jeff Weaver
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A message from the ladies again

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
GIAN GOTS!
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You heard it here!
Jeff Weaver does meth!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Blech
Weaver
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Bring Zorak home!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
SIC EM BOCH
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
What!?!?
No, he was safe.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bullshit
- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual
what's the point of arguing?
has any ump ever changed the damn call?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He was out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This. Good call.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
that was an out
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Bochy
looks like he’s running through water.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Really? A sacrifice there? If you’re number two hitter is sac bunting he probably shouldn’t be your number two hitter, IMO.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
i'd do it
considering rent is cold and its a one run game. i wouldn’t say that’s an atypical decision, even for “better” number 2 hitters
I'd agree with youy
especially because moving the runner to 2nd means you’re going to take the bat out of Sandoval’s hands anyway.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Rent takes Ball 1!
Surely the Lord will return soon
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
4 pitches right
why pitch to Pablo?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh Bork
Listen up you fuckin bork bork borkity bork bork, I borkin bork bork bork. Fuck bork bork bork
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
PUSSIES!
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CMON HUFFY
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
HEY
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I feel pretty good about Audrey.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah im fine with this.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that Bruce's brother or something?
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I think he just went out there to back Renteria up.
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yup.
I don’t like the bunt there one bit. Not at all. If he can’t control teh bat enough heshouldn’t be hitting #2.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
SO GLAD THEY WALKED PABLO
he’s totally not clutch and woulda KD LOLOL
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I think Uribe hit a dinger because you made a new thread.
Must be time for a new one.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
lol is that the intentional shawon?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL!!!!!!
I was wondering why it was different! So great!
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Yes. It was either that or a rubber chicken. :)
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
perfect!
very well done sir
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This is excellent work!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
win
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
were did you find that pic of him?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
GIS, though it took a while!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Adios Weaver
- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual
Make'm pay, Huff.
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FELIPE TORRE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
IDR
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Yup.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think so.
Didn’t he get hurt in the 3rd/4th or something, and…MacDonald, or someone, came in to pitch?
This.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeedy-doo.
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IIRC it was McDonald
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
eh I dont like the bunt
I agree with playing for an additonal run here, but the fact it costs you your best hitter (who will absolutely get walked) negates the value, iMO.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I didn’t they they would intentionally walk Sandoval. And it’s better than a double play. So, I’m gonna be okay with it.
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Why not hit-and-run?
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember when the Dodgers got sherill
there fans were acting like that was the trade that was going to hand them the pennant.
It almost did.
Sherrill was money last year. Which is why his struggles this year are so great. He’s making like $5 million.
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Jeff Weaver's Gameday pic
Looks like an old drunk Keifer Sutherland.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Matt Cain is so darned likable.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Giants face another Clayton tomorrow?
- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual
Dear Aubrey Huff
I feel this upcoming AB represents a critical juncture in our new and evolving relationship.
Sincerely,
SimpleJaquez
Choppin' broccoli
Dear SimpleJaquez,
Do you like me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
-Aubrey
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Damn Sherrill, you are looking a little big.
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If there's one positive thing about yesterday's game
it’s that sherrill threw a scoreless inning!
/chris rose is a fucking moron
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i cant believe they paired him
up with Karros yesterday. His call on the “near triple play” made me vomit.
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he smart?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Between Sherrill and Broxton the Dodgers must have the fattest bullpen in baseball
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
If only they had Heath Bell
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
someone call Rich Garces out of retirement
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Beat Fred McGriffindor
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hufflepuff!
We aren’t brave, smart, or crafty/evil, but we’re loyal, dammit. Doesn’t that count for something?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
NEEDZ MOAR WALKZ
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Lefties can't hit lefties.
But they can stand there and take Balls, I guess.
fuckfuckfuck
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Only Giant
upset at swinging at a ball.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
From 3-0 to pop-up
not good.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
dunston approves
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Oh Aubrey
- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual
Should have walked :[
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I believe in molina
money time!! HEEZ AN ARBY EYE THREAT
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Musical
bullpen chairs.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
This is positively Alou-esque
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, is Joe Torre managing this game or Tony LaRussa?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
When it is time for a change
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously
Thats some well spent ad money
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit really Torre?
This is getting really obnoxious
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Joe West would be going ape shit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, this is like watching Return of the King. Bullpen curtain call!
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NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/18/1429619/threadry-the-iv-part-i
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rally Papa John's

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There is no rally in crappy pizza.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Holy Shit 4 pitchers this inning???
Fine Steven. You keep hitting .400 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.
by Heffe22 on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
IT'S OKAY GUYS
We’ll get to the infield by the 13th, at this rate. Furcal pitching.
You play to win the game

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Kuip I love you
But Bengie isn’t a good hitter. In fact, he’s a pretty mediocre hitter.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Come on, DJ Jazzy Juan!
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
LET'S GO JAZZY
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Bondsislegend
Just signed up as Fire Sabean, takes 24 hours SOON… shameless plugging will be gone.
go giants
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
ugh
They’re playing don’t stop believin’
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
COME ON ZEETS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
It's pretty much over now.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I HATE THE FUCKING WORLD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
goddamit
Zito pitched a fucking great game too
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
It’s okay. We have the best part of the lineup coming up.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
why the fuck
did romo still do that praying thing he does when he left the mound.. nothing to be thankful for..
torres, nate and bowker.. here we go
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh good
I got home just in time to discover the 2009 Giants playing a baseball game.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
So, who has NOT sucked ass today?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Zito
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Romo screw the pooch in the 8th?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 18, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Essentially
Same pitch twice, had Manny at 1-2 and just handed him the game.
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK manny
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I don't know what Natto did on Saturday,
but I hope it was a hell of a lot of fun.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
Giants outscore Dodgers 18-12, outplay Dodgers 8 1/3 innings today and lose the series 2-1. Here come the Dodger fans outta the woodwork
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
Duhz have been to the playoffs two years in a row...
I think there are reasons for that. This series showed that. They can beat you in different ways. Giants need to show they are better by winning close. Once they do that, I’ll believe they’re good. Until that point, I’ll still think the Giants are sucky.

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