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All right, it's been fun but I think it's time to score a run.

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WE’RE NOT DONE WITH YOU YET

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIRM.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this thread contain the runs?

by pwoper on Apr 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we haz offense?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabean sez no

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Over under on no of pitches

10? Will they frigging take a pitch?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw’s at 84 pitches… a smart team would be trying to drive up that count to get to the Dodger bullpen… I do not think the Giants will do this.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar Renteria laughes at you

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

[insert shitty Molina quote about getting up there and trying to put together a good at-bat]

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME BACKERS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

omg don’t swing!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP SWINGING AT THAT

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

he listened

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by jctGamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMNIT BENGIE STOP SWINGING AT THE SAME PITCH

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol kershaw

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh there it is again!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

A little high

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that first pitch to Molina seriously a called strike?

by speckops on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went around.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

should be a 3-0 count

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least Molinia didn’t swing at tthat 3rd pitch…

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see some

In play: run(z)

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I was staring at my iphone earlier with Jason Heyward up. Then In Play : Run (s) happened.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

In play: dinger(z)

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOW DOWN TO THE PROPHET

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

that was disgustingly nasty

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FACK

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Bengie, you were SUPPOSED to swing at that one.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie deserved that, jesus.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

why are you talking to jesus?

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw at 81 pitches, Zito at 79, after 6.

The back of the Dodgers pen isn’t as awful as the middle stuff, so hopefully we can hack less this inning, and get him out of there soon.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE TAKE A GODDAMN PITCH

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over under on innings?

13.5

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Over.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

JIZZ HANDS

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie gets an AB off from my criticism for his sweet throw

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen Benji take a third strike before — he looked so bewildered, I think the umpire needed to tell him to sit down.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Benji

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why

I don’t like Bengie. Works well with the pitchers, but he’s a bad fucking influence on the lineup. He and Shawon need to GTFO.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

But without Bengie Lincecums ERA would be over 10

Or something.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT BUT BUT

BENGIE WUZ HITTING 448 / .485 / .621

Better than that poser guy.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

OH MY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?!?!?!?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope not.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice abe, urine

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It's no Lincoln though

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no matter what happens at least he’s making kershaw work.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

or something like that could happen

and i could be extremely happy.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

RIBE!!!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH good guys. Matt Downs is available. All will be solved

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is going well. So far.

by kdl on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If uribe gets a hit here, they'll start throwin in the pen

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RIBE

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JIZZZZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GONE!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ FUCKING HANDS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEEBAAAAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just shut the fuck up

nobody hates uribe, dumbass.

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you stop being such a jackass, I'll stop being angry

until then, nope.

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wasnt attacking you

i noticed some people hating uribe, im uneasy about him too srry man

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you've said "DERR YOU GUYS HATE [giants player]" about like three different guys

not the way to not be a douche

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

stop being a douchebag. Just stop.

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOUR LACK OF NUANCE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HATE [PLAYER X] ERGO, YOU MUST HATE ALL PLAYERS

SCIENCE. ALSO PABLO IS NOT CLUTCH, EVEN THOUGH HE’S THE BEST FUCKING HITTER ON THE TEAM

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s only got old ones!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate Torres. So yes, he does count.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop trying to act like the McCoven hate all the players! I mean, I don’t know but Uribe seems pretty popular to me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Uribe the worthless lump!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE EATS BASE HITS AND SHITS OUT DOUBLE PLAYS

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU AND VISIT MY BLOG, YOU LOOSER!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's being a douche

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Uribe. And Tim. And Matt. And Pablo. And Bowker. And Wilson. And Affeldt. And Jon Sanchez. And some of the other guys, too.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a pretty cute little dog.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip really clipped that delivery

by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, it was pretty understated.

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES

ZITO GETS A RUN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL IS FORGIVEN URIBE!

SEE WHAT TAKING PITCHES CAN GET YOU!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JAAAZZZZ HANNNDDSSS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooooooooooooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So rec'd

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS

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by jctGamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

U

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ribe!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PROGRESS!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

-1

Commie fucks

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Obama?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES WE CAN!

has run(s).

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

born in Kenya cuz he never showed his birth certificate. duh.

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz Hands!!!!!

Suck it Kershaw!!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA, FUCK YOU DODGERS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

Weird call of it by Kruk. Or was that Kuip?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

i was at that game

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUAN GONE

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

breaking the seal!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!

LOL “he let’s out some shaft” TWSS

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ikr

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL One Giants fan in bleachers!

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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

In play: jazz hand(s)

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just saying

the guy who takes pitches does something useful. Is there a small, small probability that there is a correlation between the two?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is this not green?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t help it, I love me some Jazz Hands.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there anti-Jazz Hands sentiment on McC? He’s great! (for what he is)

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he is.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been an awesome Giant. And he brings the lolz.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He loves you right back

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Shift-A

Just turned the game on. Nice timing, eh what?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WELCOME!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to keep turning the on and off and then on again.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You stay watching!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

went from 0-2 to 3-2

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even better then, moar pitches. I’m following the game via Yahoo box scores, and it’s a bit…slow.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YA! Can we please send Rent to the bench when Sanchez gets back

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent’s contract expires after this year

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes, yes. We could be looking at:

C: Posey
1B: Huff
2B: Sanchez
SS: Uribe
3B: Panda
LF: DeRosa
CF: Rowand
RF: NOTAPLATOONLOL

for the second half. I’d be okay with this.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In play: Dinger(z)

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Mike O'Malley

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

AGGRO-CRAG FTW

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUPER AGGRO CRAG

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, was this the guy that was the host/announcer for Nick Guts? Because that was an awesome show.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

bingo

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many pitches is Zito on right now?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

82

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

82 is correct

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

58976

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

eleventy-billion

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

8675309

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

jenny

Someone had to.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

jazz hands?

JAZZ HANDS!!

great ab

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw going on 100 pitches.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ok.

ROMO
AFFELDT
WILSON

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

this, this, and this

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw starting to miss his spots…

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TWAMS

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

He’s getting tired, this is his last inning.

I’m calling Troncoso and Broxton for the 8th and 9th. I’ll take Troncoso and his pubey failbeard gladly.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they all have pubey failbeards?

by kdl on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a recurring theme

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The smog makes them molt.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, I totally called that home run.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

What did you call it?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

102

pitches Kershaw done?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw at 100 pitches

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OBPEE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB, Nate!

Very well done.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE WALK!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate: The patience of a saint

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

One more inning for Zito??

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kershaw unraveling.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye Mr. Bowker

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

o.O

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE!

he learned how to walk!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Uribe

was making Gar dance in the dugout

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Muelens magic inside

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

zito has good splits against lefties

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god

I thought that said Honeycu.. for a second.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rent practicing his swing in the dugout. That needs to be a GIF

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker PH? Or is Zito’s straight dealin, worth leaving him in?

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s already hitting. Plus lefties can’t hit lefties

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker is afraid of left handed pitchers.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leaving Zito in: Agree or Disagree?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Either way.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

disagree!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree, he looks good, only 82 pitches, short leash, etc.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If someone gets on, get Romo up in the pen. Easy enough.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m ok going to the bullpen, TBH.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends who is batting next inning

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either,Kemp,Blake.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or douchebag,douchebag,douchebag

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say this about any random 3 dodgers.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing random about Dodger douchiness.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

douchebag, Douchebag, DOUCHEBAG

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier, Kemp, Blake

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then i'd keep him but have romo warm up

in case of eithier getting on and kemp up

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

not having Rowand or DeRosa makes this complicated…

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with it

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree I guess

But I want Romo/Affeldt ready on a moments notice

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

short leash

I fear that the smoke and mirrors cant last much longer. I’d have the bullpen up the moment someone gets on base.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with it, but definitely on a short leash.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine with it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh

I think I’d be comfy with the pen, but he is dealing and his count is low.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave him in, have somebody warmed up to go in if he puts anybody on base

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

two strikeouts last inning and a lead…why not? it’s good for his self-esteem

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re not in this thing for his self esteem

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is a mental game

Zito w/ confidence is HUGE for the Giants

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more inning.

Pitching well, only 82 pitches. Roll with Jeremy/Wilson for 8/9.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatev

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

why mess with success?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally John Wayne

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

covering a zito classic!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

bye bye baby!

Uribe- dodger killer

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO GO JUAN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw at 109 pitches. Take him out, please

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Franz Ferdinand

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't associate that great band with the dodgers

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL he has 109 against Zito? HaHa

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s done. It’s fate.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah nah nah, good bye Failbeard.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That's All Zeets Needz...

…AMIRITE?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cy Zito

Obviously he’s gunning for a second one. RIght?

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet he thinks about it. needs moar strikeouts.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fw: welcome roy

ain’t getting my cyz!

Tim

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do not think MCC hates anyone

I do not like Torres/Velez/Bochy/Renteria..

I apologize for being a “douche” just trying to start convos and get opinions

thank u for ur time

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

THNK U! LOL OMG

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

we all love the giants

no need to hate eachother like a praying mantis, i love talking giants.. i dont think anyone hates anyone.. obviously because im new

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROTIP

one way to not act like a douche is to not go “OMG LOL HATERZ” after a guy that nobody hates does something good.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re all just fire-sabean.com haters.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololol

for the record, i havent promoted the site once :/

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring mostly to your username.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re all just a buncha meanies.

by Merope on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was my bad

some people elsewhere hate uribe, so i just transitioned my thinking

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to understand,

part of being new here is getting the scorched-earth treatment from bondslegend. It’s like a hazing. Don’t worry about it; this too shall pass.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you count 11000+ comments as posting regularly, then I do. Actually, most of us are regulars.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless we’re irregulars

by Merope on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been pretty irregular lately.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t poo’d once today.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raisin bran’s pretty good for that…

by Merope on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re one of the largest sites on Sport Nation, I think.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never gotten this treatment. pouts

by speckops on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you're joking

but seriously, if you’re a noob and you don’t want to get yelled at, don’t act like a fucking douchebag.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

i didnt mean for it to look like i hate pablo or anything close to that he is it. period. just trying to stir up convos.. not trolling,

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

you should know that a few people DO troll here posting crap like that. Sorry if the anger was misguided. But any argument calling someone “clutch” or not will get you yelled at by me.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s one thing you don’t need to do around here, is stir up conversation!
We’ve got plenty! Just join one already in progress.

by Merope on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or find out how the place functions before just jumping in with both feet. Not all internerd sites are the same, and this is definitely not the norm, and most of us like it like that.

by Merope on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you probably do

IDK about changing a name..

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROVEN BY FIRE

also, another tip: usually it’s not good form to put your website as your username. Some people don’t like that.

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that’s not exactly “not pimping your site”

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hai GAIZ

How many pitches has Kershaw thrown?

by speckops on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

eleventy-billion

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this many

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice!

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

shuck it alex trebeck

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

No, really.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

THAT WAS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is pitching on Singles' Night?

Hmmm….

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol zeetson douchey self reference

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FOLLOW KNBR ON TWITTER

THERE I SAID IT GOODBYE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

RUMU sighting

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Even bochy isn't that stupid

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork would.

Except Mehdders has pitched a good bit lately, so might as well let the slackers get some work in. Save his stud arms for the games that count.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please get these guys out.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Zeets. Rein it in.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw hell, get ready RUMU

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok now I’m worried.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, take him out now

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Take him out!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Phone the 'pen

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, now I’m getting worried. C’mon Zeets DP here!

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Warm somebody up please

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is throwing

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Romo should get warm a bit quicker.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO GOD DAMMIT

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruh roh....

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Kemp scares the living crap out me

He’s like the embodiement of the 5 tool player – power, speed, defense – the works. I really wish we had one of those.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the 6th tool?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

His pubey failbeard?

by kdl on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are the other 2 tools

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by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Contact, arm.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hammer
Sickle

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Dodgers are tools.

by speckops on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS AB SCARES ME

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPDP

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the one hand, I think we may need more than one run to win this game.

But on the other hand, Barry Zito hasn’t lost a game this season against the Dodgers when the Giants have scored at least one run.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I say again

Please get these guys out.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet pitch there, got him swingin

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrified right now

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, me too

why is it I had more faith when we didn’t have runs? Something about the collective consciousness of being a Giants fan.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is showing some unnecessary Zito confidence here…

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon, Velez--Lewis Would'a Caught That!

/waits for volley of agreement and/or criticism

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPDP

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Finsh Hymn.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Mr Z

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Z.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet, sweet candy.

Bam!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imma shit myself!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Roger Angell on Mayo Smith
“Though technically sound, he lacked that almost mystical foreknowledge of pending catastrophe so essential to baseball management.”

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

hmm, failbeard?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT PITCH, COME ON ZITO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take it

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

rally killer

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What am I looking at

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s the Jose Castillo pic on this?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yikes, a little scary there

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I would take that

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

very good...

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OK..

This AB scares me too.. I hate Blake

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm poopin!

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening on the internet

did pablo display his cannon?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That will do. get the next one now please.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY

- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

time for DP magic

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

TWIS

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Blake

- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD ZITO! THATS A GOOD ZITO

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more 1 more 1 more 1 more 1 more 1 more

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YAYAYAYAY

One more to go ZEETZ

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoulda dropped it so Blake was on first not Kemp

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Casey Blake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXfUrT0mthU

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GIT R DUN, ZITO BRAZ

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Put away Belly Lard, plz

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Very nice

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON ZITO

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

If Blake is slower than Kemp

Why not drop and get the force at second?

Is that bad sportsmanship?

by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Infield fly rule?

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was only one runner on.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

that’s only if 2 are on

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, only with 1st and 2nd or bases loaded and less then 2 outs.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh. I didn’t know that, actually. It feels like it never gets called anymore, but that makes perfect sense.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro has actually done this before. Deked it like he was going to catch it, and then threw to second to force out (I believe) Chone Figgins and put a slower runner on first. Really smart play.

by speckops on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was wondering the same..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should have

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK GOD ZITO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Zito, one more out!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Read that as “one more soul.”

I had a Nightmare for a second.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a dementor

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually thinking of Soul Calibur.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m picturing Uribe with Soul Edge now. Weird.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZEETZ

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ZEEEEETOOO!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HUZZAH!

Exciting!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Good!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOOOOOOOOO

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Let the pen finish it.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt it.

Unless Affeldt’s already warm when the inning starts.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

no thanks

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I don’t see why not. Man, I don’t even know myself anymore.

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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO ZEETS!

But that’s a good game ,enough for you.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY! BARRY ZITO!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT FUCKING PITCHING, ZITO! I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

question: zito to pitch the 8th?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

y

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, RUMU has been throwing for an inning nao.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOO

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No IMO

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, unless we give him some insurance runs

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE!

Ballsy inning by Zito.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO!

/Standing ovation!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FANTASTIC OUTING

Great job Zito. Great start to the year. Kudos!

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

almost worthy of a dancing cat…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

about two innings too early though

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH ZITO

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo,Wilson?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

PERFECT INNING

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

is that orange and black?

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh but of course

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great Pitching Zeets!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Zito

Now time for Romo/Affeldt

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more wilson

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant just for the 8th

Wilson for the 9th

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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i was with you

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

prefer romo

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Motherfucking Zito

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit! who is this new pitcher named zito?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ATHLETIC WAS RIGHT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he once won a cy young

But he’s been out of baseball last few years

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo, Wilson, sure

Except for our 8 run inning top of 8

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

good zito is good

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice pitching, Zito!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

We paid this guy $500K per start

he should do this this at least every other time

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Peanut butter Zito time!

by Murray, Present on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito has a 0.84 WHIP and a 1.42 ERA.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

:D:D:D:D:D:D

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sustainable

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

his babip is probably like .150

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEAT!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEll done Zito.

Where is that clapping gif when a guy needs it it?

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clapping Orson Welles is clapping.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! No! NO!

This is what you post when you suck and you’re clapping ironically.

Hasn’t anyone SEEN Citizen Kane??

by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen the movie, and I reject your opposition.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you are saying we don’t suck?

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol wut /transformers

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by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, Kane wasn’t clapping ironically, he was trying to generate support for his wife’s performance (wait, was she his wife yet at that point?).

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the ticket.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My God

It’s beautiful.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So perfect!!

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean this?

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by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAP PLASTICS

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by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

T-T-TAP!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s nothing better than listening to the Giants play baseball!

by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never have I seem plastic more fantastic

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Sofia Lamb

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This dude is still pitching?

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw is still in?

whoa. I’m surprised.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLDGERS

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Kershaw is still in.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

If Joe Torre called it, it must be the right decision. I trust the opinions of these established baseball people.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is funny, considering his rep for torching his MRs.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally read that as "touching his MRs"

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know he was a priest!

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean a Padre?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing there’s a division between them and the Cubs.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Zito is even half this good this year

then 3/5 days we have a REALLY good chance of winning, and 4/5 days we have a PRETTY good chance.

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m trying to figure out how Matt Cain works into this math.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd day AT BEST

If Zito is this good, then Lincecum/Cain/Zito give us a pretty good shot at winning, and if Sanchez is on, then that’s the 4th..or something.

Basically between Zito and Sanchez we pretty much have a good chance of winning 3/5 games

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever.

Todd Wellemeyer is the ace of this staff and you know it.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ace of the nationals staff, sure

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s Livan.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Kershaw’s back out there? Chew him up, Giants.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZORAK

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

111 pitches already for Kershaw.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I've forgotton all about earleir this series.

after watching innings 14-20 in that Mets-Cards mess, I can’t remember the bullpen status for the Dodgers and Giants.

Who comes in in for the Dodgers?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Depending on the hitter

RHP Shit
LHP Crap

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice take velez

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude's rollin' on 110 pitches

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

111

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs rally Ibn Battuta

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by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Kershaw back out there?

by speckops on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Shits and giggles.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty called

He thinks Clayton is being babied

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by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBershaw's walk count needing padding.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers hate their bullpen lol

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by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

They should.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUMBY

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez, stop being a baby.

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by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a weird decision unless Torre wants Kershaw to have a chance at the W.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it was more about Torre hoping Kershaw could have a quick inning and he could hide his bullpen some more. The short leash, however, just got yanked.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs moar Shawons.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait?

Did that just happened.

- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OBPelez

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT AB VELEZ!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

EugeniOBP

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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That was exactly the kind of AB Velez needed to have there, good job.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaand it chased Kershaw.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He took a walk?

WTF? CHEATING THE GAME!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

big ab for velez after flailing all day.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK

thasswhatimtalkinbout

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice AB, Geno.

Put some pressure on the bullpen.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Pickoff play before the first pitch. Calling it.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or not.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally, he’s done

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Weaver

And his constant “shit under the nose” expression

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I think...

Kershaw was coming out after the Velez ab regardless. After his first 3 AB’s, I dont think it was that bad of a call. Fortunately for us, Kershaw fucked up

by Rdubya on Apr 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember when Jeff Weaver was the hottest prospect around

My Poke-dex is glad David Price hasn’t taken a similar career path. Or Jered Weaver, for that matter.

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by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jered Weaver

was walking across the street outside his hotel here in NYC Tuesday morning when he saw a former hotel employee hit the sidewalk having jumped from a couple dozen stories up.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the fact that he walked Velez

after beating him like a rented mule all day was perhaps the sign that he was gassed.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Renteria,

Take the first pitch.

Signed,
The World

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember when Weaver was a big time up-and-comer with Detroit

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when the Yankees traded for him?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher version of Craig Wilson

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

’lectric stuff

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember his stint with the Mariners. Hilarious times.

by Murray, Present on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the Jumbotron told the fans to get excited.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A message from the ladies again

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

GO GIAN TS!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d, always.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIAN GOTS!

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck jeff weaver

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd need more methbfirst

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You heard it here!

Jeff Weaver does meth!

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by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo Weaver social skate trash pitching’!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO GO VIN!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech

Weaver

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Giants lets open the flood gates.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring Zorak home!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SIC EM BOCH

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, it’s Jeff Fuckhead.

I really hope we score off this guy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What!?!?

No, he was safe.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullshit

- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY SMASH!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

what's the point of arguing?

has any ump ever changed the damn call?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, but in this case he was out. They will sometimes ask for help from the HP umpire for a pulled foot if they get blocked out on the play.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This. Good call.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BULLSHIT, WOW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

that was an out

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy

looks like he’s running through water.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? A sacrifice there? If you’re number two hitter is sac bunting he probably shouldn’t be your number two hitter, IMO.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i'd do it

considering rent is cold and its a one run game. i wouldn’t say that’s an atypical decision, even for “better” number 2 hitters

by thebighead on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd agree with youy

especially because moving the runner to 2nd means you’re going to take the bat out of Sandoval’s hands anyway.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a tight game like this, I’d bunt him over and give my 3-4-5 hitters a chance to knock him in.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent takes Ball 1!

Surely the Lord will return soon

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by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

4 pitches right

why pitch to Pablo?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Bork

Listen up you fuckin bork bork borkity bork bork, I borkin bork bork bork. Fuck bork bork bork

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

bjork?

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by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUSSIES!

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

love ’em

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out, nevermind

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

CMON HUFFY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fundamentalz

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T SWING PANDA

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel pretty good about Audrey.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah im fine with this.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Bochy is dumb

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that Bruce's brother or something?

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

with 50% more bork

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he just went out there to back Renteria up.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

I don’t like the bunt there one bit. Not at all. If he can’t control teh bat enough heshouldn’t be hitting #2.

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO GLAD THEY WALKED PABLO

he’s totally not clutch and woulda KD LOLOL

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Uribe hit a dinger because you made a new thread.

Must be time for a new one.

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by breadfan7 on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

lol is that the intentional shawon?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!!!!

I was wondering why it was different! So great!

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. It was either that or a rubber chicken. :)

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

perfect!

very well done sir

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It fits, because he looks like he’s got some bad intentions in that picture. He’s totally leering.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg laughing too hard

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is excellent work!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice

These are awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

were did you find that pic of him?

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS, though it took a while!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

theese need to be in teh McC archive for game you are not here.

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adios Weaver

- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hufflepuff time

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Make'm pay, Huff.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

subject line

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by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FELIPE TORRE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

heh

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t Weaver the starter for the Velez-taking-out-SIRM-bench-clearer-uribe-walk-off game?

by kdl on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

IDR

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think so.

Didn’t he get hurt in the 3rd/4th or something, and…MacDonald, or someone, came in to pitch?

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeedy-doo.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

he only went like 3 or 4 innings. it was a bullpen game for LAD

by kezargiants on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC it was McDonald

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh I dont like the bunt

I agree with playing for an additonal run here, but the fact it costs you your best hitter (who will absolutely get walked) negates the value, iMO.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t they they would intentionally walk Sandoval. And it’s better than a double play. So, I’m gonna be okay with it.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not hit-and-run?

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when the Dodgers got sherill

there fans were acting like that was the trade that was going to hand them the pennant.

by kezargiants on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It almost did.

Sherrill was money last year. Which is why his struggles this year are so great. He’s making like $5 million.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOAMG

Fat Sherill is Fat!

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at yourself Weaver. You used to be a prized prospect now you come to pitch to a guy bunting and intentionally walk someone.

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Weaver's Gameday pic

Looks like an old drunk Keifer Sutherland.

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by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain is so darned likable.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

♥ Cain

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad sherill is coming in...

runz more likely

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HR Huff'n'stuff

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants face another Clayton tomorrow?

- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Getting all the SoCal douchebags this week.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we get some commercials other than the weird, creepy, slow-mo ones.

by kdl on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Aubrey Huff

I feel this upcoming AB represents a critical juncture in our new and evolving relationship.

Sincerely,
SimpleJaquez

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

CROSSROADS!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear SimpleJaquez,

Do you like me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

-Aubrey

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

um….

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Sherrill, you are looking a little big.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

skinny face tho

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by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there's one positive thing about yesterday's game

it’s that sherrill threw a scoreless inning!

/chris rose is a fucking moron

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

i cant believe they paired him

up with Karros yesterday. His call on the “near triple play” made me vomit.

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he isn't smart

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he isn't smart

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he smart?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should say that again

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TwDrMs

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between Sherrill and Broxton the Dodgers must have the fattest bullpen in baseball

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by Chulk on Apr 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

If only they had Heath Bell

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone call Rich Garces out of retirement

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFFLEPUFF

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat Fred McGriffindor

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hufflepuff!

We aren’t brave, smart, or crafty/evil, but we’re loyal, dammit. Doesn’t that count for something?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take another pitch, Audrey.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw balls, [bum pitcher]!

by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Who knew George Sherrill’s role model is David Wells?

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

CHARITY STRIKE 1!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sherrill’s a girls name!

by Merope on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Aubrey

You knew you shouldn’t have swung

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR WALKZ

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

/Molina GIDP

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by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball 4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Lefties can't hit lefties.

But they can stand there and take Balls, I guess.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

haven’t heard that one before

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truthfully, not much of this from Huff this year.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS BALL 4 HUFF

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckfuckfuck

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Not good.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Only Giant

upset at swinging at a ball.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This.

At least he knows what the difference between a ball and strike is, unlike some Giants.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

From 3-0 to pop-up

not good.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

dunston approves

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Aubrey

- "Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
- "It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- I am a Romosexual

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have walked :[

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, there were a couple Ball 4s there

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww

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by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe in molina

money time!! HEEZ AN ARBY EYE THREAT

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Torre loves using that pen.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Bengie

Rally Frank Fontaine

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Musical

bullpen chairs.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

POOPIN

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This is positively Alou-esque

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, is Joe Torre managing this game or Tony LaRussa?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/takes matt holliday out

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Bochy

/double switches to get pitcher batting behind Pujols

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it is time for a change

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

think speedy oil change and tune-up?

by bombs on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Thats some well spent ad money

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit really Torre?

This is getting really obnoxious

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He thinks he still manages the Yankees. Games must take four hours.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe West would be going ape shit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, this is like watching Return of the King. Bullpen curtain call!

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make Tron pay, Bengie!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/18/1429619/threadry-the-iv-part-i

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Papa John's

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no rally in crappy pizza.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THEY DO IT A LITTLE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS PIZZA THAT ISN’T MADE BY CHAINS!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think they are the best of the big chains

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit 4 pitchers this inning???

Fine Steven. You keep hitting .400 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.

by Heffe22 on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

IT'S OKAY GUYS

We’ll get to the infield by the 13th, at this rate. Furcal pitching.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You play to win the game

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip I love you

But Bengie isn’t a good hitter. In fact, he’s a pretty mediocre hitter.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Generous assessment is generous.

by speckops on Apr 18, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, DJ Jazzy Juan!

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO JAZZY

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bondsislegend

Just signed up as Fire Sabean, takes 24 hours SOON… shameless plugging will be gone.
go giants

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

yuck

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like zito is coming back in

by Rdubya on Apr 18, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito is going back out? Not sure that’s a great idea, though he’s earned it.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

They’re playing don’t stop believin’

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

this is wrong

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t Steve Perry make them stop using it?

by GeoFreak on Apr 18, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON ZEETS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny coming in. Time to go, Zeets.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I need to change my underpants now.

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

oh crap.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 18, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike him out, mang

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

if zeets doesnt get a win today I’m going to be furious

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It's pretty much over now.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 18, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THE FUCKING WORLD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

One mistake — bye bye

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh why not throw one in the dirt?

by Squez on Apr 18, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

hey Manny, FUCK OFF

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Apr 18, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamit

Zito pitched a fucking great game too

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s okay. We have the best part of the lineup coming up.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully this isn’t how the San Diego series plays out.

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

A depressed

SIRM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 18, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

why the fuck

did romo still do that praying thing he does when he left the mound.. nothing to be thankful for..

torres, nate and bowker.. here we go

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh good

I got home just in time to discover the 2009 Giants playing a baseball game.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 18, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So, who has NOT sucked ass today?

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 18, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 18, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Romo screw the pooch in the 8th?

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 18, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Essentially

Same pitch twice, had Manny at 1-2 and just handed him the game.

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Threw a bad pitch that was rightfully crushed.

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK manny

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

poor man’s barry?

by FPTV on Apr 18, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Homer said to Bart:

“Never try.”

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, fuck us all

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 18, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Balls.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Apr 18, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know what Natto did on Saturday,

but I hope it was a hell of a lot of fun.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Apr 18, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants outscore Dodgers 18-12, outplay Dodgers 8 1/3 innings today and lose the series 2-1. Here come the Dodger fans outta the woodwork

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Duhz have been to the playoffs two years in a row...

I think there are reasons for that. This series showed that. They can beat you in different ways. Giants need to show they are better by winning close. Once they do that, I’ll believe they’re good. Until that point, I’ll still think the Giants are sucky.

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

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