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I don't know why Clayton Kershaw's face irritates me so much. But it does.
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bewbs!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
ZITO GOLD GLOVE!
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by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
COME BACKERS!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
i would prefer if we won
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I concur.
Do you concur?
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by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito still looking good
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
OMG NOT CLUTCH!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone still worried about Pablo?
lol jk please dont overreact
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy’s big brother!
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by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Clayton Kershaws fail beard
is just like pubes. Nasty and unnecessary
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FLEM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nice glasses, Kruk.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
when its sunny
They tint, when its cloudy they dont.
coolest glasses ever imo
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY GAIZ IM WORRIED ABOUT THE BEST HITTUR ON OUR TEAM HEEZ PROBLY NOT CLUTCH RITE
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LOLorado

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
WRECKED
HEYWARD!!
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lulz
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL Purple Row going crazy over the umpires in their loss
and they can’t cuss so I imagined it’s doubly frustrating
Win the inning.
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HUFFTASTIC
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AUBREY!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HUFFFFFFFFFF
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AYBREY!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
More running for the Huffman
Huffman can’t breathe, OH NO!
Win the inning.
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AUDREY HORNE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
me too!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFF-N-PUFF!
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder
how many times thats been said in his career
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m starting to like this Huff fellow pretty good.
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
is that the one with Damon Bruce?
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by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL willis
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oyoyoy
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cuz its super easy to hit dingerz
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by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hated the analog stick swinging in that game
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I like it. I don’t like any of the newer ones, I don’t feel like I have any real control of the bat.
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by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Old Man Huff
I like.
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outside of Torres
thats not a bad bottom of the order
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
probably a long single off the wall
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probably a liner right to the right fielder
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by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm as much of a Giants homer as anyone
But Kershaw is to Jonathan Sanchez (my adopted) as I am to Russel Crowe. Kershaw is one of the 5 best pitches in the NL this year, IMO.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
i dunno, he’s still got a ways to go
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh
He’s very, very good, I don’t think you can put him that high until he gets his walks down.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I do agree
he’s much better than Sanchez though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
??
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Kershaw is a better pitcher than Jonathan Sanchez? I don’t think that should be controversial.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You replied to your own comment, or the middleman went away. Confusing.
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Yeah, I replied to my own comment because I realized I wanted to say something else?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You also started with “I agree, but,” which reads different than also. Still vaguely confusing.
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I said “I do agree”
I’ll make sure to include a “though” next time to make it clearer for everyone.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m not trying to make a big deal out of it. Just trying to explain why it seemed odd, since I wasn’t the only one who found it so.
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What never seen someone talk to themselves before?
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FTFY
What never seen jcb9 post before?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
exactly or bondslegend
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
>:( hey
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It’s true, no reason to be upset.
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It is not
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you're lying
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FUCK YOU
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I MEAN GEEZ
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I hardly ever do that!
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...more than ten times in a row
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Why are you always so angry?
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BECAUSE OF YR FACE!!!!
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It was an affectionate dig :)
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, not yet
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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Not really. Kershaw is good, but until he cuts down on the walks and works deeper into games (you know, the same problems that Sanchez has) he’s not top 5.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think you’re overrating Russell Crowe.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
But he just got his star
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Little known fact: People pay for their stars.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? So if I saved up I could get my own star?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if you had the right publicist.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ann B. Davis, who played Alice on ‘The Brady Bunch’ has a star. Just sayin’.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Russell Crowe is an awesome actor. He also happens to be a violent ass-hole, but he’s a damn fine actor.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And Aadik is a damn fine Giants fan.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I would a bunch of other guys in front of him, including Johnson, Nolasco, Baldy, Timmy and Doc.
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Waino wuz robbed!
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lulz
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hmmmm
lincecum, halladay, santana, haren, and then you have wainwrong, carpenter, webb, ubaldo vying for that final spot….kershaw has talent though
Licecum, Halladay, J Johnson, Nolasco, Carpenter, Wainwright, Billingsly, Jimenez
off the top of my head I’d rather have all of them than Kershaw
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And I know there's more
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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lol
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needz special shampoo
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Aubrey Huff makes me think of this movie:

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Whoa
It’s weird that there was a russel crowe reference right above this post
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Sigh Bengie
even a groundball would have been nicer there.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Damn
Bengie almost got that one in there.
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Eisenhower?
I’m bad at math
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Trivia Question
Truman
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I was gonna say Marin Van Buren. :(
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I wish presidents still had hair like this :(
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I feel photoshop happening...
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
random fact for you
Last President with facial hair: William Howard Taft.
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I'll change that
I’ll show them all!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does the “bandwidth exceeded” dealie come up when your image is less than 1kb?
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
yo dawg
I herd u exceeded ur bandwidth
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
FAILRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
Sorry Huff =(
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
ugly.
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Dinger can eat a bomb.
Uribe just does the same thing again and again
At some point, would you not sit back and try and take some pitches?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
"Now it's up to this guy,
Andres Torres".. yup.. this sucks
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
Why was Downs called up? Can he play the outfield?
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We didn’t have anyone on the bench to back-up 2nd, 3rd and short?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Downs, like other people on the Giants, COULD play 2nd, 3rd, or short… But why would you want them to?
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BLECK.
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/gets picked off
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Lefties can’t hit lefties (besides the two doubles our lefties have hit off Kershaw). So it’s better to start righties who can’t hit lefties.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Torres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Wow Torres
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BUT BUT BUT TORRES HIT LEFTIES AT A DECENT RATE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER FOR A PART OF LAST SEASON!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
We’re not going to score until Kershaw is out of the game.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he's our offensive cockblock
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Leadoff double
can’t even get him to 3rd…bad baseball
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
Only works if the next two batters don’t strike out :O
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Holy shit is Kershaw nasty.
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Tim shoulda
pinch hit in that situation
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate in CF, bowker in right
why the fuck are we not seeing this. Or Bowker/velez/nate. Or something. What the fuck.
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They are too young.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
4 innings 64 pitches.
this lloks a lot like the 2007,2008,2009 Squad.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
the 07/08/09 squad
would be more like 4 innings 44 pitches
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
16 pitches an inning is NOT bad for a pitcher who’s dealing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
and average how many walks a game?
Yes, Fail beard has some awesome stuff but you attack him the way you would atttack a J. Sanchez.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
His stuff’s going across the plate, dude. Kershaw, like Sanchez, CAN be wild. When he’s not, your plate approach is just short of STFD.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Which means you chose what you are looking for and you don’t chace. period. if you are swing defensive you just want to check it off.
This over aggressive hack at crap because it is the best pitch you saw inside of 3-4 pitches is not attacking a pitcher. It is praying.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Well, this isn’t the Red Sox. That we’re getting 4 pitches an at bat is probably ABOVE AVERAGE for the Giants. So take it and like it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Good point.
And there are time this game were they are working hima bit. Only to fall back into their old ways. Maybe I am just a little bitter?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Probably. Kershaw’s thrown 13 more pitches than Zito, and Kershaw has been good, but not totally overpowering. The Giants getting someone on almost every inning, and making him pitch from the stretch, keeping him away from the fastball.
They’re not getting runs, but at least they’re not letting him cruise with 8 pitch innings like they did with De La Rosa last year.
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Smells like my neighbors are BBQ’ing poop
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Nope. I had to shut the door and window. They’ve done this before, and I asked what it was, and they told me it was pig ear. I don’t know if this is what they are cooking today, but it smells really bad.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LINEUP FAIL
Reminds me of last year when Panda was our last hope and we had 6 straight crappy OBP guys.
No one here gets out alive.
LOL Dodger fans
They get excited over any little popup.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nice curve.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Looked like he hung that one.
oh wait you were being sarcastic.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
ive been saying this
for quite some time
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Because even with Rowand we have five outfielders, for one thing.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Six if you count DeRosa.
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Because we didn’t have many!
We have the starters and Ishi. That was it. DeRosa is hurting right now and we needed someone to back up the IF positions.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
there arent enough people
in attendance to keep that going
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re doing the wave. Give me a second, I need to go punch them all in the face.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Way a-fucking-head of you
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
THE WAVE
KILL EET KILL EET WITH FIRE
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
ahahahha
i was thinking the same thing
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Kruk and Flem are annoying me with talking about THIS IS THE BEST ZITO HAS EVER THROWN!
Hold off, guys, it’s the 4th inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
in his previous appearances
coupled with this one so far compared with his previous tenure in the bay, this is the best.
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
His 2002 Cy Young doesn’t think so.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
To be fair, this is already way better than his last start.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
When was Wilson last in a game?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
These fans keep fooling me. Cheering for every fly ball and pop up like it’s a HR
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
+109
agreed
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
They can’t see through the fog
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
*smog
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
BIG FUCKING MONEY
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
FUCK YOU KEMP
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Nice throw, Bengie
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
GUNNED!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
GTFO KEMP
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Yay Molina!
SUCK IT KEMP!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BENGIEEEEEEEEEEE
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STFD
Kemp
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
STFD KEMP
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Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
BENGIE!
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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Nice throw, Bengie!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD KEMP!
HAHAHAHAHA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bengie with the cannon
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
SIT DOWN!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Eli WHiteside
could have made that throw in his sleep…………
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
BENGIE
SUCK IT, TREBEK KEMP!
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Bitch don't run on Big Money
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Gonna Listen to some Jane's Addiction
Kemps been caught stealin’
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
when I want some beer, man
I don’t wanna pay for it
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LOL Buster
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Is this the next game to go scoreless into the 18th inning?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HEY EVERYONE IM AN IGNORANT FUCKTARD
AND IM WONDERING WHY NOBODY GIVES BENJJJJJIIEIEE CREDIT EVARRRR?1?!?!?!!?1
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Don’t you have a blog?!!?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha that was a fucking fantastic throw.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JINX
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sure was
he really has been a good giant.. <—- credit
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
that throw was greaaaaat
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wish i could say that about ALex Smith… woops
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/shank
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If Alex Smith threw that, a Dodger would have picked it off
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if he was in a spread offense! Too bad no one told Singletary that.
Alex Smith, professional quarterback.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The saints say hi with their superbowl trophy
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LOL, Gotta get a QB that can throw with accuracy and distance like Drew Brees
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/Alex Smith fumbles
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Alex smith says hi
from his finally healthy shoulder and amazingly talented WR
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Staley, Baas, Heitmann, Rachal, and A. Davis say hi
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The OLINE bud is still growing
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey would have nailed Rent and break his cheek bone
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
LOL Cubs!
They lost to the Astros. Yes, the baseball team from Houston won a game.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
good, now i can give all the cub fans here shit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hey, look, everyone gave Bengie credit!
Cue someone complaining we ever give Bengie credit i 3…2…1…
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
hahahahahahah
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
Damn, Kershaw is dealing
7Ks through 4.2
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
LOLGENIO
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon Velez, hit a home run that matters.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
he hasnt been close
on a single pitch, i will mail you 50 dollars if he homers on a breaking ball
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez looks like a fecking idiot out there
by now, what do you think are the odds are of him seeing near the zone?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
HE'S NOT REALLY BLACK
/Torii Hunter
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
IMPOSTER
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GO DURANTS
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LOL durant
yikes.
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AIIIIRRRRRRR BALLLLLL... go durant!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
GO ZOMBIE SONICS!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pitchers Duel!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’m fine with this. Our bullpen > their bullpen
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
up
Their lineup > our lineup
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Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
STILL BETTAR THAN KFRED LOLOL
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KFC?
Yum
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s in the 70’s.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
109!1
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I thought they said 70
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Guys I'm starting to think
That Velez’s 1.356 OPS was a SSS fluke
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
So, Velez sucks again.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
We’ll see you next year, Good Velez.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I thought his foot came off the bag
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
Guys
You do realize this isn’t Charlie Haeger pitching, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
damnit
if we can score 9 runs in one game, then we should do it every game
by NateEveryday on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nasty 94mph knuckleball
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
yeah, kershaw is nasty today… but velez is looking unreasonably lost up there
I'm up... everyone move in!
Renteria
is contagious.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What an embarrassingly bad pitching performance that was.
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a pitching mismatch quite as pronounced as that one.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wellemeyer Vs anyone?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
He was facing Ace Padilla, ok???
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Giving up 3 HR in two innings is never ok,
:O
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
1 pitch outs!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOUD OUT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
Must have thought Kershaw threw him another curve
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow Velez
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wow!
1 pitch , 1 out though.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Eugenio is a pretty ugly dude
Almost Willie McGee ugly
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Torres looks less lost on the basepaths
/gets picked off
Torres. He has actually has value as a player because he’s so good on defense. Velez isn’t good at anything.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don't know, I think it is a toss-up of suckiness...
While lost on defense and on the bases, Velez does have his moments at the plate where he gots hot. Torres is nothing but an automatic out.
This seems bizarre to me. Torres has his moments at the plate where he gets hot too. He hit really well last year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, you’re right, it is just hard to remember he hit some last year after all his failure this year at the plate.
It still boggles my mind that these are the best bench players that the Giants could come up with.
He actually KILLED the ball at Dodger Stadium last year.
Sadly, that was last year.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well, Torres shouldn’t be starting. But he his a good option as a 5th outfielder. Velez should also be a 5th outfielder. But he’s not a good one.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yet they are both starting
and Bowker is sitting?
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
NATE!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
NATE
suck it, bowker-lovers
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Geez
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
NATE!
3 pitches 2 outs!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
NATE THE GREAT!
Hell yeah!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
???
Relevancy?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And it had absolutely nothing to do with the catch. That’s why I was confused.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeh
any chance i get to talk about nate’s arm, relevant or not i jump on it
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Half Baked! FTW
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate!
Dude should be in CF until Rowand comes back
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Zito has been excellent at getting those first-pitch strikes.
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Kruk
“Yadi-eh”
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
awesome inning zito
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Also
Lets get some runz for Good-Zeets!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
1-2-3 Inning
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Quick innings FTW
Now lets get something going off of Kershaw or at least make this a long inning.
25 inning 1-0 game, here we come!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
was that like a 6 pitch inning?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Sadly this Zito gets no run support.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
LOL larussa!
I didn’t know that about doubleswitching the pitcher behind pujols. That’s fucking hilarious
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Sounds like something Bork would do.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
There were a lot of questionable decisions on both sides of that game…but at some point, what the hell can you do, when you’re running low on players, or just out of them.
Personally, I think K-Rod throwing like..100+ pitches was the real mismanagement. One game =/= potentially making an already weak bullpen weaker, in the long run.
Zito pitch count at 59
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
50 to go
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5 IP
Zito has given up no BB and has 13 less pitches than Kershaw.
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fewer, actually
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Only 14 less pitches is kind of odd, considering Kershaw has 2 more walks and 6 more strikeouts than Zito.
4-pitch strikeouts. Kershaw is rarely, if ever, falling behind in the count.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL BONE CHIPS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
Let's score a run!
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Douglas MacArthur demands it!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh c'mon
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
ugh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
WTF RENTERIA ?
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SWING AT THE 1st PITCH?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Come on bone chipz
fuck off!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit Rent
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
So, Renteria sucks again.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Way to work
the count.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
When did he tell you this?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So, a few minutes ago?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
2nd time thru order to now
avoiding high fastballs and breakers
semi-discipline
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Come on, Panda. Do something good here.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So, Tommy Joseph hits walk-off I guess
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
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man
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
damn.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Damn
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
goddamit
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Sad Panda
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Damnit just missed it
but this is going to be a Giants 6 pitch inning. You think they realize they ought to take some pitches to get this guy out of the game?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
NOT CLUTCH
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I’m more worried about a Russell Martin walk off.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
GDIAF
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a HR in any park not in the NL West
And also Coors Field
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Damn, that was close.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Even for having that double
Huff hasn’t looked good against Kershaw. Lots of check swings.
Surgery a possibility for Rownads
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
itd be like a jason terry
situation, tough guy has face surger will be back in less than 2 weeks
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
They said on today’s broadcast that they were going to put a plate in.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I don’t get why they’re expecting him back in 3 weeks after surgery. It takes at least six weeks for bone to heal.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Don't need the bone to heal completely
Will have a metal plate in there. Gonna make airport security fun I guess.
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Terry broke his face too
and he was back in a few weeks
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck. This game is not good.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’d like it if it was half awesome Giants pitching, half above average Giants hitting. Sadly, the second half is not even close to average.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Jesus christ
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well, shit
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He is dialed in now
The Giants are screwed
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
He’s still 83 pitches deep. I doubt we see 2 more innings from him.
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Dammit Huff
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Well, so much for working Kershaw.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
sky is falling
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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Who is Clayton Tanner’s parent here?
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You think they'd at least take pitches to wear him out
but no, swing at frigging everything.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Freaking hacks.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Nothing a little PayPal can't fix

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
fucking hilarious
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My roommate is listening to Dodger fan Justin Bieber right now. Giants, please score to make this situation a bit better.
Also: “BABY BABY BABY OOHHHHHH” /shoots self
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
How old is your roomate
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
19
And a girl. So a bit more sense, but not much.
I honestly can’t tell if this is better or worse than listening to Party in the USA. Oh look, that’s on now, I guess I’ll get to find out first-hand!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Blah Blah Blah is a lot more obnoxious than Tik Tok, IMO. Tik Tok is at least catchy and I can stand it.
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Fools and Sages
blah blah blah is aweful
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BLAH BLAH BLAH, she's so dumb
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
She’s a dude.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
PUT MAH HANNNNDS UP!!!!!! PARTY IN THE PI K A
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I liked the Office's version of Party in the USA
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Party in the usa is a good song though
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You’re roommate is an 8 year old girl?
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
*your
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
WOWWWWWWWWW, the baby faced Bieber… i like him in ONE song thats it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
One is too many
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Sir, this warrant is for you testes. We need to take them away from you.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB7L1BIDELc that’s it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
lol, you have no taste for good music
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Uh, never said i liked him, just said that the song is good, and he's in it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'll tell you what
puberty will hit that fucker like a ton of bricks or mike tyson. Or a Brain Wilson fastball
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Kershaw has taken more pitches than most Giants hitters
That;s depressing.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Strkes, Barry, Strikes
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Better call that pen up.
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FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FUCKING KERSHAW
Go to hell and strike out, already.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bean kershaw!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
WTF
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
OH COME ON
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bad idea on a 3-2 if you can’t throw it for a strike.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Also
Dodger fans getting in to this AB because they just got to the park.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, ASSHOLE
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SIT THE FUCK DOWN, ASSHOLE
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TWICE
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Suck it Clayton
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Kershaw just fouled off more pitches than he threw in the last inning.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Velez calling off the other outfielders for the ball. Um, Eugenio, Torres is no where near you
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Unlike the Dodgers outfielders yesterday, who collided at least four times. Don’t cost nothin’ to flap your arms!
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ugh
the Dodgers are having a “USC Night” where they’ll be giving away LA caps in cardinal and gold colors. So. Much. Evil.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
Odd that one professional team would promote a different professional team
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
BOOOO
As a USC student, I resent being tied to the Dodgers.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
This
Trojans are right there below Dodgers on my evil-o-meter
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, california college football fans.... /fresno state fan here...... and WVU fan....
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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STFD Bitch
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STFD Furcal!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
hahahahaha
Furcal had a worse AB than Kershaw.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD FURCAL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
STFD
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
I'd like to invite you to take a seat

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lulz
It’s like a Caravaggio painting. About a man and his ball.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
needz more chiaroscuro!
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My god this picture reeks of smugness.
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why is SIRM hitting this high in the lineup? Seems like he hasn’t been a threat at the plate for a while…
I'm up... everyone move in!
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DODGERS
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STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
SIRM
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Nom Nomm NOm

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEETS
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
STFD
jackass
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
STFD RUSSEL!
What a beauty
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!
BEAAAAUTIFUL CURVE.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs
irl lolol
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Haha, that's awesome
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STFDSIRM
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Suck it Martin
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD Person!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD, SIRM!
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SIRM and Take a fuckin seat.
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LOL Couldn’t K Kershaw, but got both Furcal and SIRM.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
I don't have the image on hand...
You struck out!!!
You struck out!!!
!!!tuo kcurts uoY
by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
/thumbsup
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NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/18/1429568/thread-the-third
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Are you a Dodger fan?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie is not amused
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Dammit, Kershaw is still hitting his spots. :(
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
I hope this upsets Kershaw so he loses all command. Please.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
That's All Zeets Needz...
…AMIRITE?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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