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I don't know why Clayton Kershaw's face irritates me so much. But it does.

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bewbs!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITO GOLD GLOVE!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ PLZ

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

For Russell Martin and Padilla


GIFSoup

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

wow those guys look like douchebags

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 year old douche bags.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME BACKERS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

i would prefer if we won

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel inclined to agree with your stated preference.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would prefer they go to the playoffs, how bout that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito still looking good

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER PLZ

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER!

bork bork bork

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO ZITO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG NOT CLUTCH!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave Flemming

still looks 13 years old.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy’s big brother!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah maybe, but if Flemming beat up Timmy for eating the last Snack Pack, I’d stab him.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clayton Kershaws fail beard

is just like pubes. Nasty and unnecessary

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FLEM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST PLAY BY PLAY GUY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice glasses, Kruk.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

when its sunny

They tint, when its cloudy they dont.

coolest glasses ever imo

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GAIZ IM WORRIED ABOUT THE BEST HITTUR ON OUR TEAM HEEZ PROBLY NOT CLUTCH RITE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem looks like Kruk’s son.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa!

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRECKED

HEYWARD!!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is amazing.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.028 WPA for the game lolol

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Purple Row going crazy over the umpires in their loss

and they can’t cuss so I imagined it’s doubly frustrating

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

“God darn mother fricker AHHHHHHHH” /head explodes

by Rdubya on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t find the magic in here.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFTASTIC

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFFFFFFFFF

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

In profile, Aubrey Huff looks about 60 years old.

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Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEESSSS HUFF

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AYBREY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNNNNNNN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

More running for the Huffman

Huffman can’t breathe, OH NO!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY HORNE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

me too!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF-N-PUFF!

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m starting to like this Huff fellow pretty good.

Golden State Worriers: Angst & Analysis

by onlxn on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFIN AND PUFFIN BABY!!!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Double bagger!!!!!!!

If any of you played sluggfest you’d know

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

is that the one with Damon Bruce?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL willis

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

oyoyoy

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I play MVP College baseball 2007

cuz its super easy to hit dingerz

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hated the analog stick swinging in that game

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it. I don’t like any of the newer ones, I don’t feel like I have any real control of the bat.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS WHAT 2k10 DOES!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old Man Huff

I like.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

bengie, uribe, nate, torres.

lineup fail

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

it is what it is………..

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

outside of Torres

 thats not a bad bottom of the order

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or is it so full of fail that it just might work.

/Head explodes

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

bengie will get a single or strikeout

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

probably a long single off the wall

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably a liner right to the right fielder

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm as much of a Giants homer as anyone

But Kershaw is to Jonathan Sanchez (my adopted) as I am to Russel Crowe. Kershaw is one of the 5 best pitches in the NL this year, IMO.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

i dunno, he’s still got a ways to go

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

He’s very, very good, I don’t think you can put him that high until he gets his walks down.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do agree

he’s much better than Sanchez though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

??

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw is a better pitcher than Jonathan Sanchez? I don’t think that should be controversial.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You replied to your own comment, or the middleman went away. Confusing.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I replied to my own comment because I realized I wanted to say something else?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You also started with “I agree, but,” which reads different than also. Still vaguely confusing.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said “I do agree”

I’ll make sure to include a “though” next time to make it clearer for everyone.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not trying to make a big deal out of it. Just trying to explain why it seemed odd, since I wasn’t the only one who found it so.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What never seen someone talk to themselves before?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

What never seen jcb9 post before?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly or bondslegend

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

>:( hey

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true, no reason to be upset.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is not

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're lying

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MEAN GEEZ

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hardly ever do that!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

...more than ten times in a row

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAGE

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you always so angry?

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

angry jcb is angry

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE OF YR FACE!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was an affectionate dig :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not yet

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, he is wild and then back in the groove. That is kinda Sanchez style.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. Kershaw is good, but until he cuts down on the walks and works deeper into games (you know, the same problems that Sanchez has) he’s not top 5.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the complaints about him are about the same as the complaints about Sanchee.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re overrating Russell Crowe.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he just got his star

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little known fact: People pay for their stars.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? So if I saved up I could get my own star?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you had the right publicist.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ann B. Davis, who played Alice on ‘The Brady Bunch’ has a star. Just sayin’.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russell Crowe is an awesome actor. He also happens to be a violent ass-hole, but he’s a damn fine actor.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Aadik is a damn fine Giants fan.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would a bunch of other guys in front of him, including Johnson, Nolasco, Baldy, Timmy and Doc.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waino wuz robbed!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

lincecum, halladay, santana, haren, and then you have wainwrong, carpenter, webb, ubaldo vying for that final spot….kershaw has talent though

by ir1shgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Licecum, Halladay, J Johnson, Nolasco, Carpenter, Wainwright, Billingsly, Jimenez

off the top of my head I’d rather have all of them than Kershaw

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I know there's more

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

needz special shampoo

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff makes me think of this movie:

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

It’s weird that there was a russel crowe reference right above this post

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAGIC!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY BOYD!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Captain Jack Aubrey!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh Bengie

even a groundball would have been nicer there.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Bengie almost got that one in there.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Eisenhower?

I’m bad at math

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

AWWW PISS… come on URIBE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That is some bad luck.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ike?

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia Question

Truman

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

John Adams

was the president when Vin Scully started

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I was gonna say Marin Van Buren. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish presidents still had hair like this :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

random fact for you

Last President with facial hair: William Howard Taft.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll change that

I’ll show them all!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

First president with facial “hair”: howie.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nonsense

we were all good King George’s men

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does the “bandwidth exceeded” dealie come up when your image is less than 1kb?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

yo dawg

I herd u exceeded ur bandwidth

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, seriously. I've never had this happen before.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmmm…. i might say truman

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILRIBE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry Huff =(

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

huffin’ and puffin’ for nuthin’

by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Jazz Hands.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ugly.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz fail.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe just does the same thing again and again

At some point, would you not sit back and try and take some pitches?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeeze, put contact on the ball torres

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Why was Downs called up? Can he play the outfield?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

We didn’t have anyone on the bench to back-up 2nd, 3rd and short?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downs, like other people on the Giants, COULD play 2nd, 3rd, or short… But why would you want them to?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLECK.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey at least Torres has an average now, he was 0 for 2010 before today.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

/gets picked off

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefties can’t hit lefties (besides the two doubles our lefties have hit off Kershaw). So it’s better to start righties who can’t hit lefties.

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Torres

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Torres

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re not going to score until Kershaw is out of the game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

well at least we’re taking an average amount of pitches then

by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

at least this year’s giants have shown late-inning fortitude

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's our offensive cockblock

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leadoff double

can’t even get him to 3rd…bad baseball

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Only works if the next two batters don’t strike out :O

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit is Kershaw nasty.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Twss

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, WAY TO GO GUYS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

fcuk

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Lineup Fail.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

so much for the lead off double

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate in CF, bowker in right

why the fuck are we not seeing this. Or Bowker/velez/nate. Or something. What the fuck.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

keep throwing out suggestions, but that’ll never happen

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are too young.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork! Bork!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will come out of it in an other few hundered P.A.’s

BORK! BORK!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stranded Huff is Stranded

by ACgiant97 on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

god he’s looking terrible this year

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by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

4 innings 64 pitches.
this lloks a lot like the 2007,2008,2009 Squad.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Those teams would’ve been more like 4 innings, 30 pitches.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 07/08/09 squad

would be more like 4 innings 44 pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

16 pitches an inning is NOT bad for a pitcher who’s dealing.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and average how many walks a game?
Yes, Fail beard has some awesome stuff but you attack him the way you would atttack a J. Sanchez.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

His stuff’s going across the plate, dude. Kershaw, like Sanchez, CAN be wild. When he’s not, your plate approach is just short of STFD.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which means you chose what you are looking for and you don’t chace. period. if you are swing defensive you just want to check it off.

This over aggressive hack at crap because it is the best pitch you saw inside of 3-4 pitches is not attacking a pitcher. It is praying.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this isn’t the Red Sox. That we’re getting 4 pitches an at bat is probably ABOVE AVERAGE for the Giants. So take it and like it.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

And there are time this game were they are working hima bit. Only to fall back into their old ways. Maybe I am just a little bitter?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. Kershaw’s thrown 13 more pitches than Zito, and Kershaw has been good, but not totally overpowering. The Giants getting someone on almost every inning, and making him pitch from the stretch, keeping him away from the fastball.

They’re not getting runs, but at least they’re not letting him cruise with 8 pitch innings like they did with De La Rosa last year.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smells like my neighbors are BBQ’ing poop

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

and they didn’t invite you!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I had to shut the door and window. They’ve done this before, and I asked what it was, and they told me it was pig ear. I don’t know if this is what they are cooking today, but it smells really bad.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Consider yourself lucky our neighbors seem to like smoking dog crap cigarettes and ortho weed b gon weed. It reeks on a daily basis. They don’t care they smoke it outside, leave their windows shut and run their a/c 24/7.

by Merope on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger Dogs.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINEUP FAIL

Reminds me of last year when Panda was our last hope and we had 6 straight crappy OBP guys.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

1 pitch. 1 out.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA ETHIER
STFD

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Dodger fans

They get excited over any little popup.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Krui Harry Potter reference!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice curve.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked like he hung that one.

oh wait you were being sarcastic.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry,but I cannot believe there are not any better options out there than Andres Torres.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

it just FLEW the coop

by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

been saying this since last year.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did we bring up another infielder (Downs)?

by TwoBagger on Apr 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Because even with Rowand we have five outfielders, for one thing.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we brought him up to replace rowand and on the same day we lost Derosa.

by TwoBagger on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were counting on DeRosa to back up 2nd and 3rd. With DeRosa hurt they needed back-ups.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six if you count DeRosa.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we didn’t have many!

We have the starters and Ishi. That was it. DeRosa is hurting right now and we needed someone to back up the IF positions.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moving to the OF for now, right?

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is now a starting OFer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re doing the wave. Give me a second, I need to go punch them all in the face.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Way a-fucking-head of you

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE WAVE

KILL EET KILL EET WITH FIRE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm beginning to think

it was free hat day today or something…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Douchy wave is douchy

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hymns!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk and Flem are annoying me with talking about THIS IS THE BEST ZITO HAS EVER THROWN!

Hold off, guys, it’s the 4th inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

yea... just slightly early

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

in his previous appearances

coupled with this one so far compared with his previous tenure in the bay, this is the best.

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

His 2002 Cy Young doesn’t think so.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, this is already way better than his last start.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally jinxing .

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL fly ball

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job zito

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

zito using all of the field

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

When was Wilson last in a game?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

These fans keep fooling me. Cheering for every fly ball and pop up like it’s a HR

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

agreed

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can’t see through the fog

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

*smog

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG FUCKING MONEY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU KEMP

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

OH STFD

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice throw, Bengie

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!1

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GOT HIM!!!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GUNNED!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO KEMP

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Molina!

SUCK IT KEMP!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE!!

Read my blog assholes!!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIEEEEEEEEEEE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kemp

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

U DED KEMP!!!!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KEMP

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE!

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Nice throw, Bengie!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Kemp!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KEMP!

HAHAHAHAHA

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by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie with the cannon

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Money shot!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN!

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli WHiteside

could have made that throw in his sleep…………

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS PERFECT

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

go money!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE

SUCK IT, TREBEK KEMP!

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bitch don't run on Big Money

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I rip Bengie a lot but that was a FUCKING awesome throw.

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

However...

Posey woulda double played it…started the next inning with 1 out

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

CS

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s been a while, big money .gif

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No shopped. You can tell by the pixels.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benji!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

when I want some beer, man

I don’t wanna pay for it

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by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Buster

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the next game to go scoreless into the 18th inning?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Just have to get to their battered ’Pen. Then our odds get a lot better.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY EVERYONE IM AN IGNORANT FUCKTARD

AND IM WONDERING WHY NOBODY GIVES BENJJJJJIIEIEE CREDIT EVARRRR?1?!?!?!!?1

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t you have a blog?!!?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU IGNORANT JERK!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha that was a fucking fantastic throw.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

JINX

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it had to be perfect and it was

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure was

he really has been a good giant.. <—- credit

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

that throw was greaaaaat

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

wish i could say that about ALex Smith… woops

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shank

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if he was in a spread offense! Too bad no one told Singletary that.

Alex Smith, professional quarterback.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, the spread in the NFL

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The saints say hi with their superbowl trophy

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, Gotta get a QB that can throw with accuracy and distance like Drew Brees

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Alex Smith fumbles

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex smith says hi

from his finally healthy shoulder and amazingly talented WR

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERES THE OLINE BUD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Staley, Baas, Heitmann, Rachal, and A. Davis say hi

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they get Davis i’ll be happy! and they’ll be a machine, Jets like O-line i hope

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The OLINE bud is still growing

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, and before you say hi again, he’s got to prove next year he’s the man

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey would have nailed Rent and break his cheek bone

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie right on the Money Molina.

by Merope on Apr 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Well hit, nate. next time

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate needs to hit the weight room.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that did carry quite a ways

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Cubs!

They lost to the Astros. Yes, the baseball team from Houston won a game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

good, now i can give all the cub fans here shit

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, look, everyone gave Bengie credit!

Cue someone complaining we ever give Bengie credit i 3…2…1…

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by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t get a hit. We’re not allowed to give him credit when he gets a hit.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw in the 5th...

he should be getting tired by now, shouldn’t he?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahahah

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL fast inning

:(

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by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, FAIL SWING

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGENIO

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Velez, hit a home run that matters.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

he hasnt been close

on a single pitch, i will mail you 50 dollars if he homers on a breaking ball

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw is disgustingly good when he’s on :(

Like right now :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez looks like a fecking idiot out there

by now, what do you think are the odds are of him seeing near the zone?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon, NAFAHSBBAL (Not As Fast As He Should Be Black Abraham LIncoln)

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'S NOT REALLY BLACK

/Torii Hunter

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by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMPOSTER

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makin’ things happn’

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well.

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by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GO DURANTS

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THE LAKERS

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL durant

yikes.

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

AIIIIRRRRRRR BALLLLLL... go durant!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO ZOMBIE SONICS!

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by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he made contact.

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by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitchers Duel!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m fine with this. Our bullpen > their bullpen

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

up

Their lineup > our lineup

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by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and this is why we dis velez

the kid looked completely lost…

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STILL BETTAR THAN KFRED LOLOL

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

KFC?

Yum

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

kershaw’s pitch count is like 50. so um…..

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 73

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s in the 70’s.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

109!1

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they said 70

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

seemed like less…. LOL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys I'm starting to think

That Velez’s 1.356 OPS was a SSS fluke

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Velez sucks again.

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by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll see you next year, Good Velez.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

…but we’ll hear about you every day on sfgate comments.

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Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
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by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought his foot came off the bag

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem

“at least he made contact”

by NateEveryday on Apr 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys

You do realize this isn’t Charlie Haeger pitching, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit

if we can score 9 runs in one game, then we should do it every game

by NateEveryday on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty 94mph knuckleball

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, kershaw is nasty today… but velez is looking unreasonably lost up there

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he probably shouldn’t be playing against LHP. But Clayton Kershaw isn’t exactly some kind of scrub even though I hate his doucheface

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria

is contagious.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an embarrassingly bad pitching performance that was.

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a pitching mismatch quite as pronounced as that one.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer Vs anyone?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was facing Ace Padilla, ok???

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giving up 3 HR in two innings is never ok,

:O

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope their insurance on Bogut covers the trip.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh, you just made my roommate unhappy

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 pitch outs!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOUD OUT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez fielding any ball scares the shit out me.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez looked scared there

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by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Must have thought Kershaw threw him another curve

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Velez

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

it looks like we almost lost another outfielder due to a busted cheek

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!

1 pitch , 1 out though.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugenio is a pretty ugly dude

Almost Willie McGee ugly

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres. He has actually has value as a player because he’s so good on defense. Velez isn’t good at anything.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know, I think it is a toss-up of suckiness...

While lost on defense and on the bases, Velez does have his moments at the plate where he gots hot. Torres is nothing but an automatic out.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This seems bizarre to me. Torres has his moments at the plate where he gets hot too. He hit really well last year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re right, it is just hard to remember he hit some last year after all his failure this year at the plate.

It still boggles my mind that these are the best bench players that the Giants could come up with.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to point out that “All of Torres’s failure at the plate this year” is 12 at bats.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually KILLED the ball at Dodger Stadium last year.

Sadly, that was last year.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Torres shouldn’t be starting. But he his a good option as a 5th outfielder. Velez should also be a 5th outfielder. But he’s not a good one.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is problematic.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE

suck it, bowker-lovers

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

kidding!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

3 pitches 2 outs!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE GREAT!

Hell yeah!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

???

Relevancy?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it had absolutely nothing to do with the catch. That’s why I was confused.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeh

any chance i get to talk about nate’s arm, relevant or not i jump on it

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NASTY NATE!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Half Baked! FTW

Nasty Nate Pictures, Images and Photos

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play nate!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

How did Nate catch that?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Defense!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate looked like Bruce Willis

in an action scene, doing something awesome.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Yes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate!

Dude should be in CF until Rowand comes back

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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FIGHTIN AND RASSLING

nice catch Nate…

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito has been excellent at getting those first-pitch strikes.

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Always a sign that he’s on.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta go pick up a donation check for our scholarship. They better do something constructive while I’m gone.

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by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk

“Yadi-eh”

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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Hymn.

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome inning zito

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3 Inning

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice quick inning

by pwoper on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick innings FTW

Now lets get something going off of Kershaw or at least make this a long inning.

by TGOH on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

25 inning 1-0 game, here we come!

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by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

was that like a 6 pitch inning?

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE THIS ZITO ALOT

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly this Zito gets no run support.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score runs shitty offense

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL larussa!

I didn’t know that about doubleswitching the pitcher behind pujols. That’s fucking hilarious

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah he paid for that mistake so many times over… it was awesome!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like something Bork would do.

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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were a lot of questionable decisions on both sides of that game…but at some point, what the hell can you do, when you’re running low on players, or just out of them.

Personally, I think K-Rod throwing like..100+ pitches was the real mismanagement. One game =/= potentially making an already weak bullpen weaker, in the long run.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito pitch count at 59

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so glad good Zito showed up today. If only “good lineup” would make an appearance.

by kdl on Apr 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

50 to go

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 IP

Zito has given up no BB and has 13 less pitches than Kershaw.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

fewer, actually

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a lot of 1 pitch outs in there. once he isw gone i might go back and count them.

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 14 less pitches is kind of odd, considering Kershaw has 2 more walks and 6 more strikeouts than Zito.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-pitch strikeouts. Kershaw is rarely, if ever, falling behind in the count.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really tired of Edgar

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BONE CHIPS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's score a run!

Douglas MacArthur demands it!

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Doooggie!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh c'mon

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF RENTERIA ?

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SWING AT THE 1st PITCH?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on bone chipz

fuck off!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Edgar

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Rent

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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Renteria sucks again.

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Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
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by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to work

the count.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

When did he tell you this?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, a few minutes ago?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd time thru order to now

avoiding high fastballs and breakers
semi-discipline

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Edgar. Take your pitches and give the bone chips a break.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

way to make him work rent…

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PISS!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail gar!!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Panda. Do something good here.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Kemp!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Tommy Joseph hits walk-off I guess

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is neat.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that Kershaw is getting deep in the game, the Giants abandon the patient approach and just swing at everything

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

man

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

damn.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamit

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So close.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

3 pitches, two outs. Sounds familiar.

by pwoper on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKKKKKKKK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad Panda

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Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The solution to you sucking Edgar is not abandoning all patience

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wwwweeeeeee.

that was almost fun.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit just missed it

but this is going to be a Giants 6 pitch inning. You think they realize they ought to take some pitches to get this guy out of the game?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT CLUTCH

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more worried about a Russell Martin walk off.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

GDIAF

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a HR in any park not in the NL West

And also Coors Field

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by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, that was close.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Even for having that double

Huff hasn’t looked good against Kershaw. Lots of check swings.

by TGOH on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

itd be like a jason terry

situation, tough guy has face surger will be back in less than 2 weeks

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said on today’s broadcast that they were going to put a plate in.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get why they’re expecting him back in 3 weeks after surgery. It takes at least six weeks for bone to heal.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't need the bone to heal completely

Will have a metal plate in there. Gonna make airport security fun I guess.

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t make much sense to me, but I’m no orthopedic surgeon.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck. This game is not good.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I like these games. Pitching > hitting and all that

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like it if it was half awesome Giants pitching, half above average Giants hitting. Sadly, the second half is not even close to average.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

what can you say, the other SP is dealin… at least our guy is dealing also, and we get to see some good pitching… I hate it when our guys flail against the other team’s #5 guy…

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus christ

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

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by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, shit

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He is dialed in now

The Giants are screwed

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s still 83 pitches deep. I doubt we see 2 more innings from him.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nasty kershaw is nasty

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST NASTY, dunno what else you could do

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Huff

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by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, so much for working Kershaw.

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by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

sky is falling

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is Clayton Tanner’s parent here?

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw at 83 pitches. Not enough.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You think they'd at least take pitches to wear him out

but no, swing at frigging everything.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

to not swing is cheating.

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freaking hacks.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing a little PayPal can't fix

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

fucking hilarious

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate is listening to Dodger fan Justin Bieber right now. Giants, please score to make this situation a bit better.

Also: “BABY BABY BABY OOHHHHHH” /shoots self

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, he has music?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

How old is your roomate

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

19

And a girl. So a bit more sense, but not much.

I honestly can’t tell if this is better or worse than listening to Party in the USA. Oh look, that’s on now, I guess I’ll get to find out first-hand!

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by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blah Blah Blah is a lot more obnoxious than Tik Tok, IMO. Tik Tok is at least catchy and I can stand it.

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by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

blah blah blah is aweful

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLAH BLAH BLAH, she's so dumb

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s a dude.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, Justin Bieber is a lot worse

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUT MAH HANNNNDS UP!!!!!! PARTY IN THE PI K A

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Office's version of Party in the USA

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Party in the usa is a good song though

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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to find a new roommate for next semester.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re roommate is an 8 year old girl?

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

*your

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOWWWWWWWWW, the baby faced Bieber… i like him in ONE song thats it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

One is too many

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok smartass… all you got to do is listen to Wavin’ Flag by K’naan, the "young artist for Haiti

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sir, this warrant is for you testes. We need to take them away from you.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB7L1BIDELc that’s it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the warrant still applies

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, you have no taste for good music

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh

liking justin bieber isn’t exactly “good taste in music”

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, never said i liked him, just said that the song is good, and he's in it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

liking any justin bieber song isn’t exactly “good taste in music”

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

like i said, that song is AWESOME, even though he’s ini t

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re gonna have to agree to disagree, then

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll tell you what

puberty will hit that fucker like a ton of bricks or mike tyson. Or a Brain Wilson fastball

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cheesy drivel.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fucked up.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and this is why I’m glad I’m old

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw has taken more pitches than most Giants hitters

That;s depressing.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Strkes, Barry, Strikes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS GUY ZETS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Better call that pen up.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Zito, get him out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Zito. Don’t be fucking around with the Pitcher, just let him hit it. Weakly.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito doesn’t have the stuff to throw it by even a pitcher…

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Finsh Hymn.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah. The 6th inning. Zitos kryptonite

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/walks the pitcher
/falls apart

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING KERSHAW

Go to hell and strike out, already.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

no swing through stuff!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, if Kershaw reaches here…

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Bean kershaw!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OH COME ON

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This AB is pissing me off.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

throw a curve

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

bad idea on a 3-2 if you can’t throw it for a strike.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

Dodger fans getting in to this AB because they just got to the park.

by TGOH on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN, ASSHOLE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN, ASSHOLE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

TWICE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Clayton

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

More pitches to Kershaw than our entire line up last inning

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, at least it ended with an out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PHEW

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw just fouled off more pitches than he threw in the last inning.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Velez calling off the other outfielders for the ball. Um, Eugenio, Torres is no where near you

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He can’t hear above the raucous furor of Dodger fandom.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike the Dodgers outfielders yesterday, who collided at least four times. Don’t cost nothin’ to flap your arms!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

All right. That is enough of the old Zito.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

the Dodgers are having a “USC Night” where they’ll be giving away LA caps in cardinal and gold colors. So. Much. Evil.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Odd that one professional team would promote a different professional team

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOO

As a USC student, I resent being tied to the Dodgers.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Trojans are right there below Dodgers on my evil-o-meter

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Bitch

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Furcal!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahaha

Furcal had a worse AB than Kershaw.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FURCAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I love you, Barry Zito.

by kdl on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito’s stuff is still working

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, SIRM has such an old song

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to invite you to take a seat

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lulz

It’s like a Caravaggio painting. About a man and his ball.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

needz more chiaroscuro!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god this picture reeks of smugness.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This from the ny times magazine feature during the worst stretch of 2008. Pretty much the opposite of what you perceive.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw > Furcal. New LOlgers leadoff hitter?

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

86 MPH Cheese

Zeets dealin’

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he may be worth $9m now.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is SIRM hitting this high in the lineup? Seems like he hasn’t been a threat at the plate for a while…

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DODGERS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

S. I. R. M.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SIRM

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Nom Nomm NOm

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEETS

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

NASTY!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

jackass

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD RUSSEL!

What a beauty

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!

BEAAAAUTIFUL CURVE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I still lol’d.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lolol

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, that's awesome

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooohhhhh baby the curve

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFDSIRM

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Martin

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Person!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, SIRM!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SIRM and Take a fuckin seat.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DICK!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Couldn’t K Kershaw, but got both Furcal and SIRM.

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't have the image on hand...

You struck out!!!
You struck out!!!
!!!tuo kcurts uoY

by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/thumbsup

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/18/1429568/thread-the-third

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK ME RUSSELL MARTIN

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you a Dodger fan?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is not amused

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Kershaw is still hitting his spots. :(

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha, I hope I jinxed him!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZY HR!!!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That's All Zeets Needz...

…AMIRITE?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

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