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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Barry Zito 2-0 2 2 0 0 0 0 12.0 8 3 3 0 4 6 2.25 1.00


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Walky Von Failbeard 1-0 2 2 0 0 0 0 10.0 8 5 5 1 11 11 4.50 1.90

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Current Series

3 game series vs Dodgers @ Dodger Stadium

Fri 04/16 WP: Vicente Padilla (1 - 1)
LP: Todd Wellemeyer (0 - 2)
8 - 10 loss
Sat 04/17 WP: Tim Lincecum (3 - 0)
LP: Charlie Haeger (0 - 1)
9 - 0 win

San Francisco Giants
@ Los Angeles Dodgers

Sunday, Apr 18, 2010, 1:10 PM PDT
Dodger Stadium

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 70.

 

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BEAT LA

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat LA!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA !

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
Free AnVil!

by capnk on Apr 18, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 18, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 18, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLEAT LA

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

DITTO

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

49er faithful since July 11, 1985

by J2daZ on Apr 18, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 18, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

A TABLE

Just kidding. BEAT LA

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAT BAL

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love our version of roll call.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bragging Rights

THIS is a Big Deal (small)

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw’s beard is worse than Howie’s.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SNAP!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a nice beard.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure she’s very nice.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH DOUBLE SNAP!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWIE GOT SERVED!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super burn!

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t I just say as much?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

burn

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's Clayton Kershaw's beard, in case you haven't seen it

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHH, that's pretty bad

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

very accurate

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win the innings, win the game, win the series

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, Rec’d always.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FANTASTIC

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

All credit to Natto

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 18, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious face!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I knew how to do this stuff…. I’d sooooooo be doing an Abbey Road cover right about now. Instead, I’m refilling the hummingbird feeders.

by Merope on Apr 18, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see (3-0) by Zito’s name!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SCREW YOU MARTIN!!!!!! BEAT LA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito's SBNation picture.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
Free AnVil!

by capnk on Apr 18, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Contemplative.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/imagines NPH singing.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched this again last night. Still amazing.

by Cheeeese! on Apr 18, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks wistful

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 18, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Zito.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's certainly someone that loves to be in the picture

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

God this itches, shouldn’t have slept with Alyssa again.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 18, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

satyricrash already mailing it in during the second week of the season

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 18, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLANK THE DODGERS NOW!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

very nice

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RED SOX

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPhillies

You get a good Hamels start and this is how you thank him?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

They are the LOLPhillies.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very true, it’s not like I would be mad if he took the loss.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Pokemonz could use a Hamels win, but at least I have Garza!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 18, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah. My Pokemonz started well but have been sucking hard this last week. Made big roster changes, hoping I didn’t eff up too bad.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here. I was looking like I might take my matchup based on pitching, but Floyd had to implode and now I’m way out of it.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russ Ortiz was DFA'd today

So, uhh, good?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 12:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Damn

I was hoping he would become the Dodgers closer……..

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russ always seemed like a good guy. I definitely wouldn’t say “good” – especially since it robs us the chance to face him again.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm half and half on this.

It’s nice to see that a good Giant won’t go down in history as sucking badly his last full season. But, that sucking was hurting the Dodgers, so it will be missed.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Prediction:

Dodger Fail

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, YOU OVERPAID BASTARD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLineup

LF Velez
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
C Molina
2B Uribe
CF Torres
RF Schierholtz
P Zito

Molina is creeping up in the order. Only a couple more weeks until he’s batting clean-up!

And also, this isn’t a very good line-up.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m curious why they wouldn’t put uribe in the 5th hole, over benji. Curious if it wasn’t the giants, that is.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shakes head

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy, you fail. You fucking fail.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Outfailed!

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, my high school team’s OF had more power than these guys.

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i’m sure they lacked veteran leadership

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there some rule change in MLB this year that Bowker and Shierholtz can’t be in the starting lineup or on the field at the same time?

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 18, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reason that can’t happen has been in place since 1996

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 18, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also: Bowker has now been benched in 4 out of the last 6 games. So much for “starting RF”.

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT A PLATOON!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needed a rest. He’d started virtually every game before that when the team was facing a right hander! Anybody would have been gassed.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had his chance.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 18, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love SSS

Velez: .412/.474/.882
Renteria: .326/.375/.442
Sandoval: .326/.380/.587
Huff: .282/.417/.436
Molina: .448/.485/.621
Uribe: .333/.391/.410
Torres: .000/.231/.000
Schierholtz: .273/.385/.364

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TORRES!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LAST YEAR'S CAREER YEAR AGAINST LEFTIES!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s alot of donuts for Torres

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look! It's Tommy Lasorda!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
Free AnVil!

by capnk on Apr 18, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

It’s way more handsome

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

preventing bengie from eating them

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker is only batting 214

which is why he can’t start.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 18, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had his chance

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, this is the actual reason he isn’t starting. He had his chance.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 K's; 6 Hits

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

.250 BABIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerd!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder: 11 Hits, 16 K

Bench him too, eh!?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds: 5 hits, 15 K

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Explain Torres starting then.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s old, which makes him a gritty vet.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus he's fast

and speed never slumps

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially speed that never gets on base.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 18, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why you bunt for hits.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem

LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There has to be an age factor in this Bochy logic, If you’re over 30 lefties can hit lefties.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

if (age>30 || batting = right_handed) play;
else bench;

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres, I mean

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hit lefties last year

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Lewis, rowand, and derosa unavailable, and bowker is still on the bench? “starting right fielder!” sure…

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis had his first start with the Blue Jays today!

1-4, double, stolen base.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Even if he bats 330 with a 400 OBP…the Giants will still console themselves in the fact that he was just such an attitude problem.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 18, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today

60th anniversary of Vin Scully’s first broadcast for the Dodgers. Say what you will, Scully’s the man.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s pretty neat. He and Jackie Robinson are the only good things the Dodgers have ever done.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good call. I can hate on Drysdale, but not Koufax. But that’s it. Three good things in the history of the Dodgers.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, what’s funny is that my dad brought me up to just despise the dodgers, but when he lived in LA the few things he actually respected about the Dodgers were Vin Scully and Sandy Koufax, he wasn’t really alive when Jackie was playing

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy hating the Dodgers because I actually respect the organization. It’s not petty, empty, unmitigated, blinding hate like I have for the Pads. It’s a “they really earned this hate” feeling.

And, congrats, Vin Scully. Easily the greatest.

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a blinding hatred for the Padres? Why even bother? I mean, they’re just the Padres. It’s like having a blinding hatred for the taste of plain oatmeal or something.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, exactly. You’re right. It’s not rational. It has everything to do with Ted Leitner.

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, this is very true, i don’t have the same sort of hate like i do for the Pads, Rockies, or D-backs at all… I mean, these are two pretty damn good franchises historically

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“my dad brought me up to just despise the dodgers”

I don’t know your dad, but I have a very deep, complex and abiding love for the man.

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, dude, the guy swore allllllll the time when we’d watch the game at home, mind you i was like 7 or so when i heard about every curse word

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… My dad also got a dodger fan kicked out of ATT last year, some woman and her husband

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAY TO GO VIN!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Vin

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

[fill in the blank]

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I feel like I’m missing something here.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Something got lost in the translation on this one.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids, these days...

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s this made of? Rotting pig testicles and Steve Garvey’s toe nail clippings?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Ron Cey’s mustache trimmings.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vin: “Come on, kids, let Farmer John put his meat inside your mouth”

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Urban’s latest Tweet?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… Kershaws walked as many guys as he has struck out?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, and has 1 HBP. Dude is wild.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's win, OK?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll consider it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

plz?

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a written proposal on my desk by 3:30.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT ITS 3:42!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re time.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you didn’t know you were time.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID YOU???

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, then who's time are we talkin about

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re talking about I’m time.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKIE DOKIE TIME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY, I AGREE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I CAN NOT WAIT TO GET HOME FROM SCHOOL, Ohio or California? hmmm, i’ll take being in California for the summer, be back in a month or so

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Words cannot convey how much I’m dreading summer in Florida.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOUR SWEAT GLANDS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my… hot, humid, and just wet all the time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

annnnnd i'm waiting for someone to say it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summer in Nebraska is pretty brutal. I can’t imagine how much worse it must be in Florida.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably alot worse than anywhere else, i’ll take dry over humid

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, me too. Every time.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuma, AZ would like a word with you

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll gladly say no! because i’d hate to live in Arizona

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an Alot

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one scary monster

Is there a drawing of ashitload?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE that blog....

…very much. Not alot. Or even a lot.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

aside from the heat and humidity

They get torrential rain all the time in the summer here. I’m such a Californian: no matter how many years I’ve lived elsewhere, I’ve never gotten used to the idea of rain in the summer.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would much rather have rain at least sometimes during the summer, because being home it gets tooooooooooooo repetitive with the weather, oh it’s sunny again. The one thing i like though about home during the summer is the fog

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the fog so much. When it’s foggy here people freak out and get all depressed. I love it. It’s like big, fuzzy blanket of clouds.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fog is awesome.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you know, it’s beautiful too when you go up on Grizzly Peak and look over the bay, it’s amazing, people here think it’s stupid, but man, i love the fog, because i honestly can’t stand the heat back home much

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird. I cannot wait to leave home to go to school.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how many times I have to repeat that it’s my grandmother’s couch before you nerds start getting it right.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off to church

Just wanted to say LET’S FUCKING BEAT THE DODGERS!!!!

God bless you guys.

:)

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I’ve been to that place a few times.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRAY FOR ZITO’S SOUL VELOCITY!

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine Barry Zito has a soul.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've given up on Zitos velo

Let’s do whatever it takes to find MadBums velocity

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah Joey say's suck it Cameron

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Mike Cameron

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home from Church

And as my pastor put it, FUCK YES WE CAN

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Your pastor is totally going to hell.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus,

he’s probably gay.

by D4P on Apr 18, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raping children who are of the same sex does not make a priest gay!

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but

being from San Francisco does. We all know that everyone there is gay…

by D4P on Apr 18, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

.... yep.... if you say so

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fucks you

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Fuck” is not cursing. Taking God’s name in vain will get you in a mess of trouble.

/catholic indoctrination

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in Santa Barbara, DEEP DODGER territory

and I wore my Giants jersey and publicly rubbed in yesterday’s victory while announcing our youth group’s trip to SF this summer.

’Twas a beautiful thing.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What i love about the pregame show, they play “hysteria” by Muse

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It pisses me off they wont play in the midwest, ANNNNNND i wasnt home for when they played the other week

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they seem to stay around the coasts/borders, which makes me happy that I’m still in the bay area. I went the other night to Oracle and they were amazing.

by pwoper on Apr 18, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LUCKY YOU!!!! i heard they’re have one of the better performances

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are moderately face melting

But minus points for having a semi-hidden stage musician for live performances. If you have 4 people in the band, then be a four person band…poseurs.

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio is on one of his annual hot streaks. It’s a fluke and it won’t last, but I’d sure love to ride it one more game!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Apr 18, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, I’m pretty sure he can hit .400 all year. He’s just a late bloomer.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

future cornerstone

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Rays-Sawx

BJ Upton just hit the shit out of a pitch. 6-0 Rays.

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i got Lester on my pokemonz, so i’m FUCKED

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Red Sox

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like LOLESTER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

I see Suck It was dragged back out from under the bed where he was cowering yesterday.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

oy

I was just wondering, given all the runs we’ve been scoring, what the team BABIP is.

The answer: .334. Second highest in baseball.

LD% is middle of the road, though. :/

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Grit

turns grounders to hits.

by D4P on Apr 18, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

well ride the hot hand!!

Seriously though haveing a hot streak that is hot enough to force wins when playing the Bums is a darn good thing.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEVE MOSKOWITZ IS A VAMPIRE!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he was a Zombie?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is the head vampire from Lost Boys

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Under.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

0.

There’s no such stat.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Under

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The typical responces of watching any give Velez play. Order of responces randomly vary.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Under

that would mean that he has to get on base

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 18, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he could screw up on the way to first.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is true...

but I will still take the under, barely.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 18, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This assumes he gets on base, so I say under.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear team

Score more runs than Zito allows.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

what about the bullpen though

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG LOOPHOLE!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought of that the first time Zito started

but so far so good since Giants have won both his starts while scoring more runs than he gave up so I’m sticking to it.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear his record is awesome when they do that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about the bullpen brandon medders though

by chakdephatte on Apr 18, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING SOCKS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GOODBYEEEEE

Big expensive brokers!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Man those E-TRADE COMMERCIALS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean there are now only cheap Boingkers?

/ debates telling wife…

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Bat is being screwy

It’s making me listen to the Dodgers’ feed. I can also listen to KNBR, but then both feeds are playing at the same time.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift- A

Can we rename one of our minor league teams the Zito Sox?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

well they are kind of squirrelly …

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll need a written proposal on my desk by 3:30.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Susan!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

can I just fax you that post?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you want to get stabbed.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're being belligerent.

you cant stab me via fax anyways, duh. stupid.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure I can.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s MAGIC inside

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: so how bout that Mets game last night? Was that the longest game?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I could be wrong, but didn’t the Rockies and Padres play a 22 innings game a couple of years back?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

i remember there were like 5 fans left at Petco

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha, so that has to be it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I still cannot believe that KROD was the only Met to give up a run.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, he was the only actual pitcher to do so. Yet he got the win!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figures, at least he got a blown save added to his record books.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, all that money

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MetropLOLitans

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruhroh

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is frightening:

Rodriguez, who had warmed up every inning from the eighth through the 19th, estimated that he threw more than 100 pitches in the bullpen. And he admitted to being somewhat gassed by the time Manuel finally called his name.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

it’s the mets, so it doesn’t surprise me

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah I saw that, he said he had a “dead” arm. Not good for a dude with shitty mechanics.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s messed up. Good job, Manuel. Idiot.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow... that's pretty bad

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good god.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk to jcb9 about it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually only the longest since 2008

The longest ever was 33 innings. I think the Orioles were one of the teams in it – against the Red Sox, maybe? I Can’t remember.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, 26 innings Brooklyn vs Boston in 1920 (Braves)

Longest by time is White Sox vs Brewers in 1984

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that was a minor league game — Pawtucket vs. Rochester, in like ’82. Boggs, Ripken and a few other future major leaguers played in it.

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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait

The game I’m thinking of was a minor league game. But both Wade Boggs and Cal Ripken Jr. were in it, so I was right about the teams they were affiliates of!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/17/AR2006041701586.html

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I in the minority...

For thinking a no-hitter is more important than a 20-inning game?

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but if you walk 6…

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The longest game is either 25 or 26 innings, i think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeeze… 8 hours of baseball… too much

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have been games suspended by city curfew before.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way! because it just goes too late?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should watch the PrimeTV feed, it would be just like being at home.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

things that amuse me in a 14-year old boy sort of way

We have a one-pound bag of tortilla chips on the kitchen counter; it says, it big, caps-lock letters, “THE POUNDER!”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

/ chortles!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHCH!

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wish i had cable for games on CSN

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

beat la.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TBS where the only team they show are the Boston Red Sox

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE PITCHES.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT WORKING

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez's annual crazy hitting stretch

is starting right about now, let’s squeeze all the hits they can get out of him

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't he normally good agaisnt the dodgers for some reason?

I seem to remember that from last year

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvm

I checked the splits. He’s not.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is it.

The series is on the line.

This is the game for all the marbles. Well, two-thirds of the marbles. And there will be other marbles later. Lots of them, actually. This is…this is a game for some marbles.

Go get those marbles, Giants.

by Seasick fish on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh he’s totally going to have great command today.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe not! Keep posting this to jinx him.

by Seasick fish on Apr 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for that pitch.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOUR BREAKING BALL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/ sips from bottle

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, that’s shit.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

meh.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LEADOFF HITTER!

VROOOOMMMMMMMM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy in the dugout

looks like he wants to fight Kershaw

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i was looking for that picture.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: sweet, Caddyshacks on

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny also can’t go swimming during this “injury.”

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a Rally Gar in the house?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This isn’t off to a good start.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Dodger fans.

Get there on time! It’s the Sunday finale to the first Dodger-Giant rivalry series of the season. GET THERE ON FUCKING TIME. OR AT LEAST BEFORE THE BOTTOM OF THE FIRST. I MEAN IVE BEEN LATE TO GAMES BEFORE BUT NOT LIKE YOU ASSHOLES, AND ONLY ONCE. EVER.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

amusingly accurate rant is amusingly accurate

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Don’t make this guy look good G’s.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Kershaw’s making ’em look silly so far.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Vin Scatty:

“Kershaw really snapping off a mean deuce.”

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

omg Panda and Tim

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Also, SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

"Kershaw Really Snapping off a mean deuce"

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Light the candle, crack teh window and trun the fan on.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a rusty gate.
So yes, he is better this season!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bone chips has made his triumphant return

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Vin Scully just said....

“Kershaw is really snapping off a mean deuce.”

That’s just too easy.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not liking this.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda the most patient of them all.

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP Machine

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLOBP

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s better.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATER METER

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh!! this has promise!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!!

/shawon pic

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the Kershaw we know and love

BB

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

cheata

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was pretty close, good take

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LEFTY AGAINST LEFTY

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw’s stuff is looking nasty so far.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He really shouldn’t have slept with Alyssa Milano during the rookie hazing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLffense

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice bunt.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

bah.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

balls.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito on his way out:

Fuck…so it’s gonna be one of THOSE days…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

I was thinking the same thing.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLAH! soooo what’s with the hats on Sundays?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

New theme

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hat's a cool

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is going to be a fantastic game. I can just feel the magic inside.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

A 1-2-3 inning from Zito would really make me feel better right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preemptive

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Speed and defense! Wait…

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s all the Benji, Sabaen, & Bochy hater’s?
Go Gmen

by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNOW-IT-ALLS!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNOW IT ALL'S

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our what?!?!?

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it when Bengie Molina fans CAN’T EVEN FUCKING SPELL HIS NAME.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

(or Sabean’s, in this case)

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hater’s what? HATER’S WHAT???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WISH A HATER WOULD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m impressed he didn’t put an apostrophe in always.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

al’ways

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m right here.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENJI

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

let hater’s keep on hat’ing

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what they d’oh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you have a blog?

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry.

Bengie’s leading off next inning

by TGOH on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez-Torres-Schierholtz

Is a pretty rangey outfield. I can dig it.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ZZZs

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch... fleming made it sound painful as hell

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY RETALIATED!!!1

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NO NO NO

it’s happening again!!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito took that right off the Milano Mound!

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than the Milano almond joy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has nuts?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-huh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

son of a fuck

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Doink

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Barry get out of the way.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

1 pitch. 1 out.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Not good

if the 1 out is Zito

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Owch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes!

At least we got the out?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hip

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking seriously?

The Dodgers are taking us out

by TGOH on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s fine, at least i hope

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheeled it up to 81

he’s ok everyone

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

81 mph?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

They said one of Kershaw’s pitches was 63 last inning. I think it’s still cold.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did that curve miss?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Where was that?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Where did that curveball miss??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn I love Zito’s curve.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s got the good one today.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tasty.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow — perfect curve no strike.

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THAT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s okay, guys. It just slapped harmlessly off his meaty thigh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Biggest bruise of my life was from a baseball hitting me in the leg.

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine was from a paintball pellet on the thigh. GInormous bruise for such a small object.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like seeing the stitch-mark bruises on a good baseball bruise.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice curve

And totally a strike. wtf.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Martin

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the orange-bill caps

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Me, too.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting one next time I go to the park.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re awesome

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do want.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like them with the away jerseys

and the orange I’m sure will grow on me (Pablo Pumpkinval)
but I wasn’t a huge fan of the home vanilla creme with the orange bill

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MARTIN, HOW'S THE SUCKING IT GOING?

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s throwing strikes so far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

no manny today?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He is still hideing under his bed from Timmeh!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger Logic

Righties can’t hit lefties.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do TBS and ESPN have better, more expensive cameras?

Or does CSN/Dodger Stadium just now know how to properly set a white balance?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking nice curve

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito’s got his good stuff going so far.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Timmy’s sunglasses

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Timmy's babies

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I amn pretty sure there is law against that.

Though I will not tell.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That curve was less of a strike than the one called a ball.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Slightly inside

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

There's 87

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

vin scully is painfully boring

by ir1shgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Feed the K Beast.
It hungers.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s actually showing some emotion from this strike zone. Wow, Barry.

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER IS NOT HAPPY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball sack.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad 1-2 pitch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Ethier

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this guy.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito has always had a great curveball

it’s such a nice game
fuck you Eithier

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Well poo.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit

they showed it again…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevermind

those shadows are pretty hard, I’m surprised they can see anyones faces

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes, I wanted to watch Rowand get hit in the face. That’s exactly what I fucking wanted to do.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I want them to stop doing that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/NBC shows 35 replays of a man dying.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Rowand decided on surgery?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t have MD next to his name.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say that it drives me crazy that the Giants even considered not putting Rowand on the DL. Geez.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

If he could play with a broken rib, he could play with a broken face.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

how the fuck do you justify that?

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that really true? It sounds like Rowand didn’t want to go on but the Giants were like “Come on, dude.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps. I hope so. Neither a concussion nor a broken face are things to be fucked around with.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is how i interpreted the situation

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, though – it’s not like it’s his choice.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, they looked at the alternatives and cried. . .

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, Fred Lewis really is the problem.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the Blue Jays have won since he joined the team.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn that sucks for Row-Dawg.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Please never say that again.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny how people will hate horrible nicknames, yes!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a joke j-dawg.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Padilla

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so tired of Andre Ethier. How much longer is he under Dodgers control?

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm starting to really really dislike the A's more

- Gave Ethier to the Dodgers for Bradley, LOL
- Send Hairston back to SD
- Send D’backs Haren
- Send Gonzalez and Street to Rox for a half season of Holliday

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you lay it all out like that

it seems like Beane is definitely conspiring to make our lives Hell.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

I think the Haren trade will end up looking good for the A’s. They got some good pieces.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Brett Anderson is a fantastic pitcher.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Padilla’s back is ugly.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Zito.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate it when

our guys keep showing us Aaron Rowand being hit by the ugliest motherfucker on the face of earth

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw Strike Giants pitching unit.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Kemp batting clean up makes it even funnier that for most of year last year Torre batted him 7th.

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

damn dave fleming's calls are scary

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy Zito

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That carried a lot more than I was expecting.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That will do.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That’ll do pig that’ll do.

by DFARowand on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

pig…
BACON!!!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we’re all in agreement about the carrying…

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Rowand's Face

Did we ever retaliate? Or was Padilla trying to retaliate for the pitch near Ethier’s dome?

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The brush-back pitch was to Kemp, not Ehtier.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

we didn't do jack squat...

unless you count yesterday’s 9-0 beating… but i don’t.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do people keep asking this shit.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We retaliated by beating the fuck out of them yesterday.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Take this game and keep beating them.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Padilla’s beaning was intentional

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

and we shouldn’t

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Money!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

if brewers end up losing i will LOL

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Marquis pitched a gem today

for the Brewers.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bengie gets a hit

and you MFers don’t give him any credit, I will lose my shit.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BENJI’S CREDIT IS NO GOOD HERE

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR DOING IT WRONG

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up. Seriously, just stop.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go fuck yourself in your asshole

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/remembers Mike Benjamin in 1995

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

grilled cheeze is for girls!!!!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

what's with the orange-bill clown hats?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

What's with the fail?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

*awesome hats

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marketing ploy. New Sunday hat (they want you to buy more hatz!).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I will comply

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the alternate caps from a few years ago better. Orange-bordered black letters!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't like the G though

still shoulda said SF

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not thinking of the ones I’m talking about.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then nevermidn hahaha

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were like this, but they were actual on-field hats

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad....

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOO

I want one.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are nice

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants wore them on Fridays, I think, back around 2001-2004. They also had black jerseys.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleh

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like these hats

bought one!
The orange jerseys not so much

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

there needs to be some more orange in the uni’s to keep the hats from looking so stupid

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not that orange

it’s like a whole team of rally pumpkins

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of like a failbeard—needz moar hair

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

turn this shit green

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the most annoying things about growing up in LA was having to watch so many games at Dodger Stadium and having to listen to the moronic fans scream like it’s Gibson’s homer every time those jagoffs hit a routine fly ball to left field. God I don’t miss that hellhole!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

off the bat it looked like a shallow popup but then it carried to the warning track. lol a bandbox?

by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

at first glance

thought your handle was “boobs” but now I know you’re less awesome

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that would be so much cooler

by bombs on Apr 18, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love a home run from someone

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d settle for a hit.

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier is fine too

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, I’ll take an RBI double, please.

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would’ve happened w/o the pickoff!

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice hack, ass.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

nice ass, hack

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

thought he was gonna beat that one out

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

irl lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping Bengie would beat that one out :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Bellylard was going to flip it wildly for a moment.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, they looked confused for a second… but bengie is slow enough to allow them to devise a backup plan

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Kershaw is going to own the Giants all day =/

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PISS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So this is fun

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t hit any other way…

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to start cheering for Fail Beard to get Heat stroke.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres could use a hit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OR A WALK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

batting average found!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Torres get fatter from last year?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

"Changed his name after last night's game to, U-no-no Jimenez."-Kruk

Ugh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Kuip did not respond to that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just when the Rockies where not insufferable enough.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ding Ding Ding

Though I am very pleased to see that ESPN is inadvertantly shitting all over Baldy’s stats for the no-no. As they should.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy Andres

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

RETALIATION!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BATTING AVERAGE

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

take that, dodgers pitcher!

by furikawari on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BATTING AVERAGE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST HIT!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice bunt.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate the Great!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOMY HIT

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s on the board!

by lehmsbobby on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He's on the board!

It’s sad that Lincecum, Zito and Sanchez beat him to a hit

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially Sanchez

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sic ’em Torress!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy:

Not dumb?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

the pope

not helping bishops get away with molestation?

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bums

Not evil?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ole!

Seriously, Torres on the basepaths is a good thing.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s probably just a thing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was actually a bad thing

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wanna reconsider this statement?

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Torres on the basepaths is a good thing. FUCKBALLS

Happy now?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Kershaw throw a slider?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

according to fangraphs

yes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SRIM

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

or sirm

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Hai Guyz!

This lineup kind of sucks, huh?

by kdl on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss DeRosa

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a sorority girl at a kegger

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is like a little leaguer having his dream come true, only to realize that he is still a little leaguer…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice foul off Martin’s facemask!!

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

torres fail.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it wasn't Velez?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

arg!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRRES

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Torres

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, son.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

you fucking suck tores. seriously.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Who could ever imagine that a guy who is bad at baseball would fail to do something good in baseball.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Great!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

oman.

back to modern warfare 2

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Who couldn’t see that coming? Fucking moron.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

They should take away his batting average.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that sucked.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez laughs at Torres.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

How is it that the hardest part of the game for us is the ‘not fucking up’ part?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

subject line

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

GARY LARSON FTW!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH PISS!! and Nate was working the count

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

After the Dodgers bat

we need a runz scorin thread!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

angry kruk is angry. Anyone hear that?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

No I’m fucking stuck with Vin, what did Kruk say?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

As they were going to commercial

he yelled WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!?!?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

torres fucking sucks!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEED NEVER SLUMPS!!!!! VROOM!!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s hilarious, Kruk and Kuip sitting there going, “Wow, Torres is taking a big lead huh” and then he gets picked off.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how all our fast guys make outs on the bases as soon as they get on.

The Giants Way

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Smell that Veteran Gritt & SavvY!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres = Gamer

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was idiotic

What the hell was Torres trying to do?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

baserunning the Gamer way

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

get one-up on Velez?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

get his bench job back?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was no point to that AT ALL, why steal, or have a big lead

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, totally amateur

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

nice!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not a slump if you were never good…

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/R. Davis, 7-7

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Lunch

Just ordered a cheese-pesto-tomato-bacon sandwich.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

m&m’s. go college.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, i just go to the grocery store and buy shit to make, still in college

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice! sounds great!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to make a quesadilla.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!!! so am i, with garlic pork

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol… easiest food to make, a quesadilla

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and tasty! add some tapatio or other chili. yum

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly, there are so many things you could put inside the quesadilla, i use BBQ sauce

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

... D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBQ on the side i meant, as like a dipping sauce

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

... D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh don't gimmie that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salsa or you’re doing it wrong.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh, salsa… just with chips

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MUCH FAIL

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

just not a huge fan of salsa, and i’m hispanic, there’s alot of fail involved there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yum.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

mimosas

and not much else

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

On sourdough, grilled.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

delicious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Caesars 6 dollar pizza

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a Burrito with Lengua.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just wrong.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lengua is delicious.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eating tongue is backwards

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never eat something that’s already been in another mouth.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tongue

If it is not eating you, you are doing it wrong

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya baby

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross

And yes, I’ve eaten tongue. It’s gross.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not how this place makes it.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meat is Muscle

And the tongue is the uber-muscle…its delicious

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet it’s not.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leftover cheese ravioli from last night

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll do that tomorrow… with chicken

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a late breakfast (chilaquiles rojos), so we just had cheese, bread, and crackers for lunch.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i had a late breakfast, had garlic eggs, with sausages

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

made it for my girlfriend too

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try this: sing “chilaquiles” to the tune of “Woolly Bully.”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!

chilaquiles are awesome! Was there any cream on it? There is this spot in East LA that the wife and I go to that has excellent chilaquiles

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I…think so. I do make chilaquiles (verde, con chorizo), but these weren’t mine.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

(serious comment)
I was referring to the white mexican cream. Makes the chilaquiles even better. I prefer them with red sauce, instead of green

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know what you mean. I think there might have been a little, but I can’t remember.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I like both kinds, but green/verde is my favorite.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm...chilaquiles

Taqueria y Fonde, Morningside Heights, NYC

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

More a late breakfast steak and eggs

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starbucks

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

more importantly

did good zeets show up today?

can’t watch the game

by bombs on Apr 18, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s looking good, that big curve is on today.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT QUESTION!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail?

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you not just see ask Kruk and Kuip?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOPE, i'm talkin about that guy who asked how to be a giants fan in LA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy has smoke one too many joints in his day.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuiper’s ProTips for Giants fans in LA!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been to many giants games at doyer stadium… never had a problem. I think they have it harder in SF than we do there.

Except for the guy that got stabbed.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLEZ

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DUANE KUIPER

is such a bitchin’ guy

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

poll

which is a worse slogan…“its magic inside”, or “its my town”

by ir1shgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

it's my town

this is Los fucking Angeles you’re talking about it’s not a fucking town

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S MY METROPOLIS!

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S MY SPRAWLED SEMIURBAN WASTELAND WITH NO END, SPREADING LIKE A TUMOR FROM THE OCEAN TO THE DESERT!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE VESSELS KEEP PUMPING DUMPING LOCUSTS INTO THE STREETS

as the gutters overflow, and los angeles thinks “i might explode, someday soon”

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why I’d want to live there.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asked a gas station employee if he ever had trouble breathing

and he said it varies from season to season, kid.

Sounds like a great place.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

my parents lived there for a couple years before i was born, said it was living hell

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S MY GODAWFUL MESS OF SPRAWL AND SMOG!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

considering that the faces for “my town” are nickleback and justin beiber, i think they lose.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too

When your marketing campaign is centered around the lamest celebrities in the history of the world… you fail.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see a “my town” with Gavin Newsom and the Dead Kennedys.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/plays Moon Over Marin

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jello would look good up there.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, both Canadian.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz they can't get any Americans to like them.

America, er, I mean, ESPN only likes Red Sox/Yankees.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA Sucks

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are both pretty terrible

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it is fucking magic inside

more magic than disneyland!

Its my town is a fucking dumb saying

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was at the game yesterday

“Celebs” featured on the “It’s my town” screens:

- Larry King
- Oscar De La Hoya
- Tara Lipinski
- Michelle Wie
- Bob Dyrdek (i think that’s his name. the pro skater guy)

by SundownMotel on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s messed up.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez skips his way to the ball wheeeeeeeeee!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a weird hop

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

dodgers getting some pretty healthy hacks up there…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him, Barry

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This strike zone has been as wide as a potato chip all series long. Geebus.

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

were they playing the giants

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

detroit…when they were horrible

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

west coast bias (rules!)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Mariners fan on the side.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too, ill get my one mariners support post in

get clliff lee back, get milton bradley hot, SCORE MOAR RUNS, play Griffey less often.
ok back to the Giants

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELOLIARD

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Reed! STFD!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Johnson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD JOHNSON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Good pitch

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody else think that during pre-game

when FP called the Dodgers the blonde hair, blue eyes kids think of Hitlers youth?

STFD

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird that MLB.tv audio feed is ahead of the live television FSN (in LA) feed.

by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nom Nomm NOm

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL NOOOOOOO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods nods

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody needs some pussy from time to time

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito

Hey, at least he’s faster than the speed limit.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He throws harder than Joe Mather!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like we won't win if we don't score runs

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks bip.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the Cardinals and Mets, let’s go for 25 minimum!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWZ

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE'D!!!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BOWKER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LEWIS

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully

We get Nate-Bowker-Velez/DeRosa tomorrow

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s the Nate i’m looking for

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATE

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY NATE!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Torrrrrrres

Just joined the convo, anyone else think Bochy is out of control with his matchups (playing torres over bowker) esp. shorthanded

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s waiting for someone to take the decision out of his hands, a la Velez

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE

I always thought you should get the RF job.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

JuggerNate

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

how does it work when a runner gets picked off with 2 outs?

what happens to the batter? does he get to bat again next inning no matter what the count was?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The AB restarts the next inning at 0-0.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

got to see a bunch of pitches … then get the count reset

by bombs on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

starts again 0-0 count

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

109!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BUNT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

nate “schier-fire” schierholz

by SundownMotel on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nicely done, Barry.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attaboyzito

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE OUTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS DOWNS????

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Bunt
/claps

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to go Zeets

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We have a "RIght Choice" now?

These endorsements are getting seriously ridiculous.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely don't mind

Better than longer inter-inning commercials

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad, the next 2 hitters are Velez and Bone Chips.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t imagine Bone Chips tasting very good.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless they’re lightly salted with some freshly ground pepper

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would be very crunchy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are doing a good job of making Kershaw throw pitches though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

2.1 IP

40 pitches

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, hopefully he should be gone around the 5th if it keeps going this well.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is good news, considering that he’s only given up one walk. He’s got his stuff today.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty curve

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Douchey Dodgers fan is douchey.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, redundant.

Douchey Dodgers fan is douchey.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow you suck.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Velez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

VELOLEZ

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

AT LEAST HE DIDN'T STRIKE OUT LOOKING, RIGHT FRED???

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he struck out swinging at a pitch that was closer to first base than home plate!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job!

I don’t like Geno.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE Geno.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I was going to reserve the outright hate for when he really fucks up.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Velez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes Eugenio

That was ugly.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

His girlfriend(?) was pretty hot though.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s probably 40. She looks young because she’s Asian.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is a dumbass.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Kershaw’s curve would be so pretty if he weren’t a Dodger. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Velez is cleary the star worth keeping

Giants mgmt’s love affair with him is frustrating

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Haw

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez or Randy Winn

has an uglier swing from the right side?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Now would be a good time for teh Rally Gar to show up….

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

POKEMONZ

LET ME SHOW YOU MY ESPN 16 TEAM LEAGUE WHEREIN I AM FORCED TO SCRAPE THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL RESULTING IN VELEZ ACTUALLY STARTING FOR ME TODAY

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBEYEZ PLZ

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thay’s I don’t smoke weed with Lincecum I mean Willy anymore

by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

good to know

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it Edgar is back to normal?

1.300 OPS not quite in play anymore?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to his old self for a few days now

He must be hurting again because at 45 he is in Bochy-prime

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gar’s bat looks slow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope he didn’t re-injure his shoulder.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gar’s bat looks slow awful

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

since the day he signed

;)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gar’s bat looks is slow.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does nate

sit against lefties when he bats like 370 off them?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Because Bork is an idiot.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because that’s about as small a sample size as Torres hitting .350 against them last year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still seems to have better at bats off them.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has all of 99 PA against them in his major league career.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you can only have

so many mediocre outfielders in velez, torres, derosa.. someones gotta take the hit

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year was pretty much the only time Nate ever hit lefties better than righties.

Also, he’s playing against a lefty right now.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A wizard is never late

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL nice van

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Magic inside

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET BACK ON THE MOUND

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Veteran Respect

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/missed the deuces

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP. yee.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!! Excellent

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"that runs the pitch total up"

/sandoval hacks at first pitch

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take it

Way to salvage that AB, Gar.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Love how there was a commercial for a Nate signing at Sports Gallery, and then he comes up and hits a single. It’s like he knew they were showing that commercial,

by kdl on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice walk, Go Panda!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Panda!!!!

by pwoper on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

All right, I’ll give you credit for a good AB.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

good eye, bone chips!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO GO RENT!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny

I like the other one more TBH

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pineapple? I LIKE IT!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Dunston better, but this is good, too.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

Force Kershaw to throw pitches and get him out of the game early.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO PANDA!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Kung fu Panda power?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The Forbidden Result!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this bird, you cannot change.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sensing Kershaw beans Sandoval.

At one point in today’s game

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ima knife a bitch.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

says the dodger fan who’s got kershaw’s back

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FACK

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLOL

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

durn.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof

that was a …. bad swing.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

big bad swing

panda will do that now and again

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

we’re not scoring today, are we?

by sfoakbay on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

We are steadily working our way towards the bullpen. Kershaw’s a baby.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not with that attitude, son

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, shit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Panda.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

new thread?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

this.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

by beat_la_25 on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRAP

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by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Need a new thread

Where these is Magic inside.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases loaded in ATL for

Hey-ward you get a walk off hit please?

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda 3-18, Edgar 3-19

since Wed

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

they should get a divorce

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROCKIES

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else nervous about Panda

come playoff time. Say we keep it up and make it to the post-season, Panda will be so amped up he will swing at anything. He’s shown in big-time situations he rarely comes through.. jsut makes me nervous

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that, but last year

same thing.. obviously hes young and will learn that but he hasnt yet.

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like i said, it’s THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON, people go through slumps so i wouldn’t worry at all, we’re tops in the division

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll cross that bridge...

let’s make the playoffs first

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chill

Seriously, you gotta relax.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Concern troll is concerned.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

See his stats from winter ball?

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He tends to swing at anything…anyways. Panda is as Panda does. I think he’ll be okay. Just occasionally we’ll be treated to horribad swings.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda is one of the least of my worries

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s shown in big-time situations he rarely comes through.

yeah, I can’t see that dude ever, say, hitting a dramatic walk-off homer or anything.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

just for the record, his clutch splits

2 outs, RISP: .314 / .435 / .643
Late & Close: .349 / .418 / .560
Tie Game: .331 / .385 / .566
Within 1 R: .348 / .400 / .575

LOL NOT CLUTCH

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009 Clutch Stat from FanGraphs

1.48 > Ethier (1.01)

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT ETHIER IS MR. CLUTCH!!!

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Neil Everett and Stan Varett, but GOD DAMN IT Los Angeles.

Kobe can suck it, too.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relax

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you fucking kidding me?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL everyone jumps on him

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angry fans

are angry. Panda is enshrined lol.

ANyone else was 3-18 they’d be getting lit up

by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda has earned the benefit of the doubt.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid fan is stupid and overreacting to the smallest of sample sizes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just that your premise is nonsense and has no basis in, you know, facts and evidence, is all.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck off

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 18, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU TOO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bubblehead night!

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

free teacher

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, ROCKIES!

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

CoLOLrado!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward is scary!

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT PURPLE ROW

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russ Hodges

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BUBBAHEAD IN TORONTO

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Zito

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK OFF THAT SHIT, LOLCKIES

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS

I don’t even watch Hockey…is it a 5 or 7 game series?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

i think it’s 7… right?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

7

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too long

I think baseball is better, 8 teams – 5-7-7

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of come backers today, eh?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

maple syrup, eh?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think there is a comma in Canada speak

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

mounties and mooses eh?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmm pancakes

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 18, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

See? Told you guyz

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is getting lots of work in the field today

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Barry!

You gotta stop staring at Alyssa Milano!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FU-RCAL

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

VROoomm

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

PFP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

sirm

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Mesmerizing…

Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

new screen saver

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baltimore jumping all over the A’s Anderson. Unexpected.

by Voxx on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He's got that nice contract now

Time to party all night, bang groupies and like show up every 5th day to throw a ball for 3 innings or so

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUff ! WTF?!?!?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

where was he on that?

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

About 2/3 of the way to teh mound.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that play developed weird, but I didn’t get a good look…

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think there’s much he could have done there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah – he got to the ball, but had nowhere to throw it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

staying near the bag would have been nice.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Even if Zito got the runup to it he would have been too late to throw it.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The odds were small Zito makes that play. I agree. But those odds are a lot better then Zito winning foot race and huff being able to spinn and toss it in time.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do people think Zito could have gotten that ball? He fell off to the third base side which is why he couldn’t win the footrace to first.

Nothing wrong with Huff’s play there, just a well placed bunt by Furcal.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez

VROOOOOOOOM

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

your best hope iseither Zito or Uribe. The odds are not good but the are better then Huff playing 3rd base man there. there is also a lot less chance for things to go wrong.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way Zito gets to that and if Uribe does field it there is no way he throws out Furcal at first.

by nofreetime on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM BARRY

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Please.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SIRM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Martin

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT!

Nice pitch, Zito!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He sucked it

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

and it dribbled.

/gross

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, that was him sucking it alright. We all saw it.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIRM

I like all the comebackers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Gold glove Zeets

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

AWESOME DRIBBLERZ

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY ZITO

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Good

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOO!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO

SAVE YOUR GOOD STUFF FOR THE SECOND HALF!

by ir1shgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Pitch.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/18/1429509/thread-the-second

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO WOO WOOO WOOOOO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITO HEADED FOR GOLD GLOVE!

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

zito pitching well again

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So, how's he looking today?

Zito, not that Joe Torre creature.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

huffy

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

REdemption!

That will do.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%

by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

rally capitalist

Greed is good, pick me up some runs.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I repeat, Torres, you suck.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

the players Bochy sticks with, and the players he quickly forgets about is very confusing

by NateEveryday on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT MATT KEMP

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s amazing how long it took Zito to remember that when he doesn’t walk guys, he’s a pretty good pitcher

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Apr 18, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Job, Zito

Now… grab some pine. We’re turning this over to Affeldt and Wilson

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Apr 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Former Teammates...

Sherril vs. Huff.

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Apr 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not like Manny Ramirez

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Apr 18, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU, MAN RAM. YOU JERK.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Apr 18, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

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