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BEAT LA
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
BEAT LA!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
BEAT LA !
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
BEAT LA!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BEAT LA!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
BEAT LA
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
BEAT LA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
BLEAT LA
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Apr 18, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
A TABLE
Just kidding. BEAT LA
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it Martin!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Bragging Rights
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions
Kershaw’s beard is worse than Howie’s.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have a nice beard.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure she’s very nice.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
OH DOUBLE SNAP!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWIE GOT SERVED!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Super burn!
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t I just say as much?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
burn
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
here's Clayton Kershaw's beard, in case you haven't seen it
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
AHHHHHHHH, that's pretty bad
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
very accurate
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Win the innings, win the game, win the series
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
Yup.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
by GiantPain on Apr 18, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
All credit to Natto
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
YAY
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Contemplative.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
He's certainly someone that loves to be in the picture
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
God this itches, shouldn’t have slept with Alyssa again.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 18, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM TOO BUSY TODAY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 18, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Oh yes!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLPhillies
You get a good Hamels start and this is how you thank him?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
They are the LOLPhillies.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
My Pokemonz could use a Hamels win, but at least I have Garza!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Gah. My Pokemonz started well but have been sucking hard this last week. Made big roster changes, hoping I didn’t eff up too bad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Russ Ortiz was DFA'd today
So, uhh, good?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 12:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Russ always seemed like a good guy. I definitely wouldn’t say “good” – especially since it robs us the chance to face him again.
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm half and half on this.
It’s nice to see that a good Giant won’t go down in history as sucking badly his last full season. But, that sucking was hurting the Dodgers, so it will be missed.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Prediction

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
THROW STRIKES, YOU OVERPAID BASTARD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions
LOLineup
LF Velez
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
C Molina
2B Uribe
CF Torres
RF Schierholtz
P Zito
Molina is creeping up in the order. Only a couple more weeks until he’s batting clean-up!
And also, this isn’t a very good line-up.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I’m curious why they wouldn’t put uribe in the 5th hole, over benji. Curious if it wasn’t the giants, that is.
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
/shakes head
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Outfailed!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, my high school team’s OF had more power than these guys.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there some rule change in MLB this year that Bowker and Shierholtz can’t be in the starting lineup or on the field at the same time?
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 18, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The reason that can’t happen has been in place since 1996
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Also: Bowker has now been benched in 4 out of the last 6 games. So much for “starting RF”.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He needed a rest. He’d started virtually every game before that when the team was facing a right hander! Anybody would have been gassed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I love SSS
Velez: .412/.474/.882
Renteria: .326/.375/.442
Sandoval: .326/.380/.587
Huff: .282/.417/.436
Molina: .448/.485/.621
Uribe: .333/.391/.410
Torres: .000/.231/.000
Schierholtz: .273/.385/.364
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
LOL TORRES!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL LAST YEAR'S CAREER YEAR AGAINST LEFTIES!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s alot of donuts for Torres
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker is only batting 214
which is why he can’t start.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He had his chance
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sadly, this is the actual reason he isn’t starting. He had his chance.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
.250 BABIP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nerd!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Prince Fielder: 11 Hits, 16 K
Bench him too, eh!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Mark Reynolds: 5 hits, 15 K
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Explain Torres starting then.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s old, which makes him a gritty vet.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
plus he's fast
and speed never slumps
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Especially speed that never gets on base.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s why you bunt for hits.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahem
LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
There has to be an age factor in this Bochy logic, If you’re over 30 lefties can hit lefties.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude hit lefties last year
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Fred Lewis had his first start with the Blue Jays today!
1-4, double, stolen base.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
SABES WUZ (not) RIGHT
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Even if he bats 330 with a 400 OBP…the Giants will still console themselves in the fact that he was just such an attitude problem.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Today
60th anniversary of Vin Scully’s first broadcast for the Dodgers. Say what you will, Scully’s the man.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions
That’s pretty neat. He and Jackie Robinson are the only good things the Dodgers have ever done.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I would add Sandy Koufax to that list
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, good call. I can hate on Drysdale, but not Koufax. But that’s it. Three good things in the history of the Dodgers.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yea, what’s funny is that my dad brought me up to just despise the dodgers, but when he lived in LA the few things he actually respected about the Dodgers were Vin Scully and Sandy Koufax, he wasn’t really alive when Jackie was playing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I enjoy hating the Dodgers because I actually respect the organization. It’s not petty, empty, unmitigated, blinding hate like I have for the Pads. It’s a “they really earned this hate” feeling.
And, congrats, Vin Scully. Easily the greatest.
by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a blinding hatred for the Padres? Why even bother? I mean, they’re just the Padres. It’s like having a blinding hatred for the taste of plain oatmeal or something.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Yeah, exactly. You’re right. It’s not rational. It has everything to do with Ted Leitner.
by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
“my dad brought me up to just despise the dodgers”
I don’t know your dad, but I have a very deep, complex and abiding love for the man.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol, dude, the guy swore allllllll the time when we’d watch the game at home, mind you i was like 7 or so when i heard about every curse word
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Congrats Vin
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
[fill in the blank]

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
by hokysmksbw on Apr 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I feel like I’m missing something here.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s this made of? Rotting pig testicles and Steve Garvey’s toe nail clippings?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Vin: “Come on, kids, let Farmer John put his meat inside your mouth”
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So… Kershaws walked as many guys as he has struck out?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Let's win, OK?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I’ll consider it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
plz?
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I need a written proposal on my desk by 3:30.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you’re time.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet you didn’t know you were time.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
K, then who's time are we talkin about
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
We’re talking about I’m time.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: I CAN NOT WAIT TO GET HOME FROM SCHOOL, Ohio or California? hmmm, i’ll take being in California for the summer, be back in a month or so
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Words cannot convey how much I’m dreading summer in Florida.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
LOL YOUR SWEAT GLANDS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my… hot, humid, and just wet all the time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
annnnnd i'm waiting for someone to say it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Summer in Nebraska is pretty brutal. I can’t imagine how much worse it must be in Florida.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Probably alot worse than anywhere else, i’ll take dry over humid
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yuma, AZ would like a word with you
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
This is an Alot

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That is one scary monster
Is there a drawing of ashitload?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE that blog....
…very much. Not alot. Or even a lot.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
aside from the heat and humidity
They get torrential rain all the time in the summer here. I’m such a Californian: no matter how many years I’ve lived elsewhere, I’ve never gotten used to the idea of rain in the summer.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
i would much rather have rain at least sometimes during the summer, because being home it gets tooooooooooooo repetitive with the weather, oh it’s sunny again. The one thing i like though about home during the summer is the fog
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I miss the fog so much. When it’s foggy here people freak out and get all depressed. I love it. It’s like big, fuzzy blanket of clouds.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Weird. I cannot wait to leave home to go to school.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know how many times I have to repeat that it’s my grandmother’s couch before you nerds start getting it right.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Off to church
Just wanted to say LET’S FUCKING BEAT THE DODGERS!!!!
God bless you guys.
:)
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Hey, I’ve been to that place a few times.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
PRAY FOR ZITO’S SOUL VELOCITY!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I've given up on Zitos velo
Let’s do whatever it takes to find MadBums velocity
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah Joey say's suck it Cameron

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Home from Church
And as my pastor put it, FUCK YES WE CAN
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Apr 18, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions
Your pastor is totally going to hell.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 18, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Raping children who are of the same sex does not make a priest gay!
by Every6thDay on Apr 18, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but
being from San Francisco does. We all know that everyone there is gay…
/fucks you
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in Santa Barbara, DEEP DODGER territory
and I wore my Giants jersey and publicly rubbed in yesterday’s victory while announcing our youth group’s trip to SF this summer.
’Twas a beautiful thing.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
What i love about the pregame show, they play “hysteria” by Muse
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It pisses me off they wont play in the midwest, ANNNNNND i wasnt home for when they played the other week
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, they seem to stay around the coasts/borders, which makes me happy that I’m still in the bay area. I went the other night to Oracle and they were amazing.
LUCKY YOU!!!! i heard they’re have one of the better performances
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
They are moderately face melting
But minus points for having a semi-hidden stage musician for live performances. If you have 4 people in the band, then be a four person band…poseurs.
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Eugenio is on one of his annual hot streaks. It’s a fluke and it won’t last, but I’d sure love to ride it one more game!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Apr 18, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions
Actually, I’m pretty sure he can hit .400 all year. He’s just a late bloomer.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Red Sox
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
irl lol
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BEAT LA!
I see Suck It was dragged back out from under the bed where he was cowering yesterday.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
oy
I was just wondering, given all the runs we’ve been scoring, what the team BABIP is.
The answer: .334. Second highest in baseball.
LD% is middle of the road, though. :/
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
well ride the hot hand!!
Seriously though haveing a hot streak that is hot enough to force wins when playing the Bums is a darn good thing.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
STEVE MOSKOWITZ IS A VAMPIRE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
I thought he was a Zombie?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He is the head vampire from Lost Boys
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
0.
There’s no such stat.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he could screw up on the way to first.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
This assumes he gets on base, so I say under.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear team
Score more runs than Zito allows.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
what about the bullpen though
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
OMG LOOPHOLE!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I thought of that the first time Zito started
but so far so good since Giants have won both his starts while scoring more runs than he gave up so I’m sticking to it.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear his record is awesome when they do that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
what about the bullpen brandon medders though
by chakdephatte on Apr 18, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING SOCKS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions
GOODBYEEEEE
Big expensive brokers!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
Man those E-TRADE COMMERCIALS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
At Bat is being screwy
It’s making me listen to the Dodgers’ feed. I can also listen to KNBR, but then both feeds are playing at the same time.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’ll need a written proposal on my desk by 3:30.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Susan!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
can I just fax you that post?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if you want to get stabbed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
you're being belligerent.
you cant stab me via fax anyways, duh. stupid.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure I can.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: so how bout that Mets game last night? Was that the longest game?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I could be wrong, but didn’t the Rockies and Padres play a 22 innings game a couple of years back?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
No, but I still cannot believe that KROD was the only Met to give up a run.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Hell, he was the only actual pitcher to do so. Yet he got the win!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
LOL MetropLOLitans
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This is frightening:
Rodriguez, who had warmed up every inning from the eighth through the 19th, estimated that he threw more than 100 pitches in the bullpen. And he admitted to being somewhat gassed by the time Manuel finally called his name.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Good god.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Talk to jcb9 about it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually only the longest since 2008
The longest ever was 33 innings. I think the Orioles were one of the teams in it – against the Red Sox, maybe? I Can’t remember.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I believe that was a minor league game — Pawtucket vs. Rochester, in like ’82. Boggs, Ripken and a few other future major leaguers played in it.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
oh wait
The game I’m thinking of was a minor league game. But both Wade Boggs and Cal Ripken Jr. were in it, so I was right about the teams they were affiliates of!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/17/AR2006041701586.html
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
109
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The longest game is either 25 or 26 innings, i think.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There have been games suspended by city curfew before.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
things that amuse me in a 14-year old boy sort of way
We have a one-pound bag of tortilla chips on the kitchen counter; it says, it big, caps-lock letters, “THE POUNDER!”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
wish i had cable for games on CSN
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
beat la.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
TAKE PITCHES.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NOT WORKING
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Velez's annual crazy hitting stretch
is starting right about now, let’s squeeze all the hits they can get out of him
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Isn't he normally good agaisnt the dodgers for some reason?
I seem to remember that from last year
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Ugh he’s totally going to have great command today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Maybe not! Keep posting this to jinx him.
by Seasick fish on Apr 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Blech.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
meh.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
LEADOFF HITTER!
VROOOOMMMMMMMM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yessir

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
by srpwrd on Apr 18, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I hate Dodger fans.
Get there on time! It’s the Sunday finale to the first Dodger-Giant rivalry series of the season. GET THERE ON FUCKING TIME. OR AT LEAST BEFORE THE BOTTOM OF THE FIRST. I MEAN IVE BEEN LATE TO GAMES BEFORE BUT NOT LIKE YOU ASSHOLES, AND ONLY ONCE. EVER.
Where's Perry?
Fuck
Don’t make this guy look good G’s.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
omg Panda and Tim
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Damn
Also, SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
"Kershaw Really Snapping off a mean deuce"
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
Vin Scully just said....
“Kershaw is really snapping off a mean deuce.”
That’s just too easy.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not liking this.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
PLEASE GOD I NEED A GIF OF PANDA AND TIM
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
+1
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Panda the most patient of them all.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
OBP Machine
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PABLOBP
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
CHEATER METER

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
by esseffgeez on Apr 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
OBP!!
/shawon pic
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
That's the Kershaw we know and love
BB
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
cheata
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Kershaw’s stuff is looking nasty so far.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
He really shouldn’t have slept with Alyssa Milano during the rookie hazing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
bah.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
balls.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol
I was thinking the same thing.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
BLAH! soooo what’s with the hats on Sundays?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
This is going to be a fantastic game. I can just feel the magic inside.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Preemptive
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Where’s all the Benji, Sabaen, & Bochy hater’s?
Go Gmen
by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Apr 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
KNOW-IT-ALLS!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
KNOW IT ALL'S
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Our what?!?!?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
I love it when Bengie Molina fans CAN’T EVEN FUCKING SPELL HIS NAME.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Hater’s what? HATER’S WHAT???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I WISH A HATER WOULD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m impressed he didn’t put an apostrophe in always.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I’m right here.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
BENJI
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what they d’oh.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
GR
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Velez-Torres-Schierholtz
Is a pretty rangey outfield. I can dig it.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
ZZZs
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
ouch... fleming made it sound painful as hell
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
THEY RETALIATED!!!1
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Better than the Milano almond joy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh-huh.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
1 pitch. 1 out.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Not good
if the 1 out is Zito
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yikes!
At least we got the out?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
81 mph?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Where did that curve miss?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Where was that?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
may i offer up a wish of good tidings?
suck it russell martin
Goddamn I love Zito’s curve.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Mine was from a paintball pellet on the thigh. GInormous bruise for such a small object.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I like seeing the stitch-mark bruises on a good baseball bruise.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice curve
And totally a strike. wtf.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Suck it Martin
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I like the orange-bill caps
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I’m getting one next time I go to the park.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
They’re awesome
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
I like them with the away jerseys
and the orange I’m sure will grow on me (Pablo Pumpkinval)
but I wasn’t a huge fan of the home vanilla creme with the orange bill
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SO MARTIN, HOW'S THE SUCKING IT GOING?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
no manny today?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Dodger Logic
Righties can’t hit lefties.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Do TBS and ESPN have better, more expensive cameras?
Or does CSN/Dodger Stadium just now know how to properly set a white balance?
Where's Perry?
Got that strike now
Pretty Curve working
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
I want Timmy’s sunglasses
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I want Timmy's babies
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I amn pretty sure there is law against that.
Though I will not tell.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
There's 87
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Bad 1-2 pitch
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
Zito has always had a great curveball
it’s such a nice game
fuck you Eithier
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
Nevermind
those shadows are pretty hard, I’m surprised they can see anyones faces
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yes, I wanted to watch Rowand get hit in the face. That’s exactly what I fucking wanted to do.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
/NBC shows 35 replays of a man dying.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So, Rowand decided on surgery?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have to say that it drives me crazy that the Giants even considered not putting Rowand on the DL. Geez.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
If he could play with a broken rib, he could play with a broken face.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that really true? It sounds like Rowand didn’t want to go on but the Giants were like “Come on, dude.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Perhaps. I hope so. Neither a concussion nor a broken face are things to be fucked around with.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
this is how i interpreted the situation
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, though – it’s not like it’s his choice.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Well, to be fair, they looked at the alternatives and cried. . .
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Now, Fred Lewis really is the problem.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don’t think the Blue Jays have won since he joined the team.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn that sucks for Row-Dawg.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Please never say that again.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Eat at Hater's
Mr. and Mrs. Hater’s family diner
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
serving hater tots and haterade
THIS IS THE YEAR..........
by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
It’s funny how people will hate horrible nicknames, yes!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Fuck you Padilla
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I'm starting to really really dislike the A's more
- Gave Ethier to the Dodgers for Bradley, LOL
- Send Hairston back to SD
- Send D’backs Haren
- Send Gonzalez and Street to Rox for a half season of Holliday
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
when you lay it all out like that
it seems like Beane is definitely conspiring to make our lives Hell.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
To be fair
I think the Haren trade will end up looking good for the A’s. They got some good pieces.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I hate it when
our guys keep showing us Aaron Rowand being hit by the ugliest motherfucker on the face of earth
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions
Geez
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions
whew
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions
damn dave fleming's calls are scary
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Atta boy Zito
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That will do.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Re: Rowand's Face
Did we ever retaliate? Or was Padilla trying to retaliate for the pitch near Ethier’s dome?
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions
we didn't do jack squat...
unless you count yesterday’s 9-0 beating… but i don’t.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Why do people keep asking this shit.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
We retaliated by beating the fuck out of them yesterday.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Take this game and keep beating them.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Inquiring Minds Want to Know
I’m only asking questions (/shudder at thought of Glenn Beck)
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Big Money!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions
if brewers end up losing i will LOL
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Marquis pitched a gem today
for the Brewers.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
UR DOING IT WRONG
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Go fuck yourself in your asshole
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
what's with the orange-bill clown hats?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
What's with the fail?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
*awesome hats
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Marketing ploy. New Sunday hat (they want you to buy more hatz!).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I liked the alternate caps from a few years ago better. Orange-bordered black letters!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Didn't like the G though
still shoulda said SF
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re not thinking of the ones I’m talking about.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Then nevermidn hahaha
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
they were like this, but they were actual on-field hats
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Those are nice
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually like these hats
bought one!
The orange jerseys not so much
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
there needs to be some more orange in the uni’s to keep the hats from looking so stupid
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
But not that orange
it’s like a whole team of rally pumpkins
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
kind of like a failbeard—needz moar hair
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
turn this shit green
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the most annoying things about growing up in LA was having to watch so many games at Dodger Stadium and having to listen to the moronic fans scream like it’s Gibson’s homer every time those jagoffs hit a routine fly ball to left field. God I don’t miss that hellhole!
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
at first glance
thought your handle was “boobs” but now I know you’re less awesome
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love a home run from someone
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’d settle for a hit.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ethier is fine too
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Now, I’ll take an RBI double, please.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This would’ve happened w/o the pickoff!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice hack, ass.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I was hoping Bengie would beat that one out :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I thought Bellylard was going to flip it wildly for a moment.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, Kershaw is going to own the Giants all day =/
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
can’t hit any other way…
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Andres could use a hit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
"Changed his name after last night's game to, U-no-no Jimenez."-Kruk
Ugh
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I like how Kuip did not respond to that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just when the Rockies where not insufferable enough.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ding Ding Ding
Though I am very pleased to see that ESPN is inadvertantly shitting all over Baldy’s stats for the no-no. As they should.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Lol
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Atta boy Andres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
RETALIATION!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
Nate the Great!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
He's on the board!
It’s sad that Lincecum, Zito and Sanchez beat him to a hit
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Especially Sanchez
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
the pope
not helping bishops get away with molestation?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Bums
Not evil?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ole!
Seriously, Torres on the basepaths is a good thing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It’s probably just a thing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL YOU
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
wanna reconsider this statement?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Seriously, Torres on the basepaths is a good thing. FUCKBALLS
Happy now?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Does Kershaw throw a slider?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
according to fangraphs
yes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fuck.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
SRIM
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
or sirm
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss DeRosa
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Like a sorority girl at a kegger
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres is like a little leaguer having his dream come true, only to realize that he is still a little leaguer…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
torres fail.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
At least it wasn't Velez?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOLRRES
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Torres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
you fucking suck tores. seriously.
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
Who could ever imagine that a guy who is bad at baseball would fail to do something good in baseball.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Great!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
How is it that the hardest part of the game for us is the ‘not fucking up’ part?
Where's Perry?
GARY LARSON FTW!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
After the Dodgers bat
we need a runz scorin thread!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions
lol
angry kruk is angry. Anyone hear that?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
No I’m fucking stuck with Vin, what did Kruk say?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
As they were going to commercial
he yelled WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!?!?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SPEED NEVER SLUMPS!!!!! VROOM!!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
I love how all our fast guys make outs on the bases as soon as they get on.
The Giants Way
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions
Smell that Veteran Gritt & SavvY!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Torres = Gamer
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That was idiotic
What the hell was Torres trying to do?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
get one-up on Velez?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
get his bench job back?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
There was no point to that AT ALL, why steal, or have a big lead
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
it’s not a slump if you were never good…
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
/R. Davis, 7-7
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Lunch
Just ordered a cheese-pesto-tomato-bacon sandwich.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Pizza from fresh & easy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
m&m’s. go college.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Mmm
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I’m going to make a quesadilla.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THANK YOU!!! so am i, with garlic pork
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol… easiest food to make, a quesadilla
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
and tasty! add some tapatio or other chili. yum
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly, there are so many things you could put inside the quesadilla, i use BBQ sauce
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
... D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BBQ on the side i meant, as like a dipping sauce
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
... D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Salsa or you’re doing it wrong.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
meh, salsa… just with chips
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
SO MUCH FAIL
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
LOVE fresh salsa... out here in ohio it's so bad
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yum.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Little Caesars 6 dollar pizza
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a Burrito with Lengua.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Lengua is delicious.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Eating tongue is backwards
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I never eat something that’s already been in another mouth.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Tongue
If it is not eating you, you are doing it wrong
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Gross
And yes, I’ve eaten tongue. It’s gross.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Not how this place makes it.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Meat is Muscle
And the tongue is the uber-muscle…its delicious
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We had a late breakfast (chilaquiles rojos), so we just had cheese, bread, and crackers for lunch.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
yea, i had a late breakfast, had garlic eggs, with sausages
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Try this: sing “chilaquiles” to the tune of “Woolly Bully.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Wow!
chilaquiles are awesome! Was there any cream on it? There is this spot in East LA that the wife and I go to that has excellent chilaquiles
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I…think so. I do make chilaquiles (verde, con chorizo), but these weren’t mine.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
(serious comment)
I was referring to the white mexican cream. Makes the chilaquiles even better. I prefer them with red sauce, instead of green
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmm...chilaquiles
Taqueria y Fonde, Morningside Heights, NYC
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
more importantly
did good zeets show up today?
can’t watch the game
reply fail?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Did you not just see ask Kruk and Kuip?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
NOPE, i'm talkin about that guy who asked how to be a giants fan in LA
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Kuiper’s ProTips for Giants fans in LA!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
poll
which is a worse slogan…“its magic inside”, or “its my town”
it's my town
this is Los fucking Angeles you’re talking about it’s not a fucking town
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IT’S MY SPRAWLED SEMIURBAN WASTELAND WITH NO END, SPREADING LIKE A TUMOR FROM THE OCEAN TO THE DESERT!
I'm up... everyone move in!
THE VESSELS KEEP PUMPING DUMPING LOCUSTS INTO THE STREETS
as the gutters overflow, and los angeles thinks “i might explode, someday soon”
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Asked a gas station employee if he ever had trouble breathing
and he said it varies from season to season, kid.
Sounds like a great place.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
considering that the faces for “my town” are nickleback and justin beiber, i think they lose.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
That too
When your marketing campaign is centered around the lamest celebrities in the history of the world… you fail.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’d like to see a “my town” with Gavin Newsom and the Dead Kennedys.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
/plays Moon Over Marin
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Also, both Canadian.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Cuz they can't get any Americans to like them.
America, er, I mean, ESPN only likes Red Sox/Yankees.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
They are both pretty terrible
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
But it is fucking magic inside
more magic than disneyland!
Its my town is a fucking dumb saying
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Was at the game yesterday
“Celebs” featured on the “It’s my town” screens:
- Larry King
- Oscar De La Hoya
- Tara Lipinski
- Michelle Wie
- Bob Dyrdek (i think that’s his name. the pro skater guy)
by SundownMotel on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez skips his way to the ball wheeeeeeeeee!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I once wore a Mays Jersey into the Left Field Pavilion
At a Bums-Rox Game. They were not amused…
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
Finish Him, Barry
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINNISH HYMNS!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
were they playing the giants
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
nope
detroit…when they were horrible
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
west coast bias (rules!)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a Mariners fan on the side.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
me too, ill get my one mariners support post in
get clliff lee back, get milton bradley hot, SCORE MOAR RUNS, play Griffey less often.
ok back to the Giants
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Reed! STFD!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD Johnson
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
STFD JOHNSON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Anybody else think that during pre-game
when FP called the Dodgers the blonde hair, blue eyes kids think of Hitlers youth?
STFD
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
Nom Nomm NOm

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
by daveinexile on Apr 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Everybody needs some pussy from time to time
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito
Hey, at least he’s faster than the speed limit.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
He throws harder than Joe Mather!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I feel like we won't win if we don't score runs
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
thanks bip.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
NATE!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JUGGERNATE'D!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
LOL BOWKER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL LEWIS
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully
We get Nate-Bowker-Velez/DeRosa tomorrow
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Torrrrrrres
Just joined the convo, anyone else think Bochy is out of control with his matchups (playing torres over bowker) esp. shorthanded
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions
I think he’s waiting for someone to take the decision out of his hands, a la Velez
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
JuggerNate

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
how does it work when a runner gets picked off with 2 outs?
what happens to the batter? does he get to bat again next inning no matter what the count was?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
The AB restarts the next inning at 0-0.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
109!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL BUNT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions
Nicely done, Barry.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Attaboyzito
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
PRODUCTIVE OUTS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Matt Downs sighting
Just thought u guys should know
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions
WHY IS DOWNS????
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
We have a "RIght Choice" now?
These endorsements are getting seriously ridiculous.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Definitely don't mind
Better than longer inter-inning commercials
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad, the next 2 hitters are Velez and Bone Chips.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
I can’t imagine Bone Chips tasting very good.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The Giants are doing a good job of making Kershaw throw pitches though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes, hopefully he should be gone around the 5th if it keeps going this well.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Which is good news, considering that he’s only given up one walk. He’s got his stuff today.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Douchey Dodgers fan is douchey.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wait, redundant.
Douchey Dodgers fan is douchey.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
wow you suck.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
VELOLEZ
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
AT LEAST HE DIDN'T STRIKE OUT LOOKING, RIGHT FRED???
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
But he struck out swinging at a pitch that was closer to first base than home plate!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Good job!
I don’t like Geno.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yikes Eugenio
That was ugly.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
His girlfriend(?) was pretty hot though.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
she looked way too young for him
like <16
Yes, Velez is cleary the star worth keeping
Giants mgmt’s love affair with him is frustrating
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Haw
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Velez or Randy Winn
has an uglier swing from the right side?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
POKEMONZ
LET ME SHOW YOU MY ESPN 16 TEAM LEAGUE WHEREIN I AM FORCED TO SCRAPE THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL RESULTING IN VELEZ ACTUALLY STARTING FOR ME TODAY
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
HAHAHA
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RIBEYEZ PLZ
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Thay’s I don’t smoke weed with Lincecum I mean Willy anymore
by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Apr 18, 2010 1:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
good to know
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I take it Edgar is back to normal?
1.300 OPS not quite in play anymore?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Back to his old self for a few days now
He must be hurting again because at 45 he is in Bochy-prime
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Gar’s bat looks slow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hope he didn’t re-injure his shoulder.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Gar’s bat looks slow awful
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
since the day he signed
;)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Why does nate
sit against lefties when he bats like 370 off them?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Because that’s about as small a sample size as Torres hitting .350 against them last year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Still seems to have better at bats off them.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Because you can only have
so many mediocre outfielders in velez, torres, derosa.. someones gotta take the hit
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Last year was pretty much the only time Nate ever hit lefties better than righties.
Also, he’s playing against a lefty right now.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
A wizard is never late
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Magic inside
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
GET BACK ON THE MOUND
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Veteran Respect
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
/missed the deuces
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
OBP. yee.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
LOL!! Excellent
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
"that runs the pitch total up"
/sandoval hacks at first pitch
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I'll take it
Way to salvage that AB, Gar.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.


Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Funny
I like the other one more TBH
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Pineapple? I LIKE IT!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Good
Force Kershaw to throw pitches and get him out of the game early.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LET'S GO PANDA!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Kung fu Panda power?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
And this bird, you cannot change.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sensing Kershaw beans Sandoval.
At one point in today’s game
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
ima knife a bitch.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
says the dodger fan who’s got kershaw’s back
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
FACK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
PABLOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
durn.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Oof
that was a …. bad swing.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
We are steadily working our way towards the bullpen. Kershaw’s a baby.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Not with that attitude, son
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
this.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
CRAP
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Need a new thread
Where these is Magic inside.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bases loaded in ATL for
Hey-ward you get a walk off hit please?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
they should get a divorce
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LOL ROCKIES
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Anyone else nervous about Panda
come playoff time. Say we keep it up and make it to the post-season, Panda will be so amped up he will swing at anything. He’s shown in big-time situations he rarely comes through.. jsut makes me nervous
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
ITS THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I understand that, but last year
same thing.. obviously hes young and will learn that but he hasnt yet.
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Concern troll is concerned.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
No
See his stats from winter ball?
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Panda is one of the least of my worries
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s shown in big-time situations he rarely comes through.
yeah, I can’t see that dude ever, say, hitting a dramatic walk-off homer or anything.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
just for the record, his clutch splits
2 outs, RISP: .314 / .435 / .643
Late & Close: .349 / .418 / .560
Tie Game: .331 / .385 / .566
Within 1 R: .348 / .400 / .575
LOL NOT CLUTCH
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
2009 Clutch Stat from FanGraphs
1.48 > Ethier (1.01)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BUT ETHIER IS MR. CLUTCH!!!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Neil Everett and Stan Varett, but GOD DAMN IT Los Angeles.
Kobe can suck it, too.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
are you fucking kidding me?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Angry fans
are angry. Panda is enshrined lol.
ANyone else was 3-18 they’d be getting lit up
by fire-sabean.com on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid fan is stupid and overreacting to the smallest of sample sizes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s just that your premise is nonsense and has no basis in, you know, facts and evidence, is all.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Noted Awesome Single-A Lefty Chris Gloor.
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
FUCK YOU!! VISIT MY BLOG!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck off
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Bubblehead night!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
free teacher
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
SUCK IT, ROCKIES!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
CoLOLrado!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Heyward is scary!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Russ Hodges
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BUBBAHEAD IN TORONTO
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
Nice Zito
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
WALK OFF THAT SHIT, LOLCKIES
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
7
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Too long
I think baseball is better, 8 teams – 5-7-7
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I think it should be 7-7-7
Too much at stake for a 5 game series.
A lot of come backers today, eh?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t think there is a comma in Canada speak
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
mounties and mooses eh?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 18, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
See? Told you guyz
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito is getting lots of work in the field today
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
Shift-A

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Apr 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
+1
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Dammit Barry!
You gotta stop staring at Alyssa Milano!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FU-RCAL
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
PFP!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
sirm

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Mesmerizing…
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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He's got that nice contract now
Time to party all night, bang groupies and like show up every 5th day to throw a ball for 3 innings or so
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
HUff ! WTF?!?!?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
I don’t think there’s much he could have done there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah – he got to the ball, but had nowhere to throw it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
staying near the bag would have been nice.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Nah.
Even if Zito got the runup to it he would have been too late to throw it.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
The odds were small Zito makes that play. I agree. But those odds are a lot better then Zito winning foot race and huff being able to spinn and toss it in time.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Velez
VROOOOOOOOM
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
your best hope iseither Zito or Uribe. The odds are not good but the are better then Huff playing 3rd base man there. there is also a lot less chance for things to go wrong.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM BARRY
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINISH HIM!
Please.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Suck it Martin
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SUCK IT!
Nice pitch, Zito!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yup, that was him sucking it alright. We all saw it.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
SIRM
I like all the comebackers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Gold glove Zeets
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Good
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
ZITO
SAVE YOUR GOOD STUFF FOR THE SECOND HALF!
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/18/1429509/thread-the-second
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ZITO HEADED FOR GOLD GLOVE!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
So, how's he looking today?
Zito, not that Joe Torre creature.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
REdemption!
That will do.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
the players Bochy sticks with, and the players he quickly forgets about is very confusing
by NateEveryday on Apr 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s amazing how long it took Zito to remember that when he doesn’t walk guys, he’s a pretty good pitcher
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
Good Job, Zito
Now… grab some pine. We’re turning this over to Affeldt and Wilson
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
Former Teammates...
Sherril vs. Huff.
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
I do not like Manny Ramirez
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

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