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Because Delorean put up a picture of Mysterio, I spent the last fifteen minutes trying to track this game from my youth down. What a waste of time. Thanks, Delorean.

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I love Tim Lincecum.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

MEOW!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant

Putting things into his own hands today

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HUZZAHHHHH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too big

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

...didn't read

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, he just magiced all over them.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is tomorrow a night game?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah.

1:10

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yip

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo Bums

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Large pictures are annoyingly large today

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN Headline:
"Surging Yanks Win 4th Series". Wait, this weekend is the fourth series of the year. How are they surging? Where are they surging from? They’ve won every series. Aren’t they just really good?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, no!

They surged all over me. Gross.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURGING FROM OFFSEASON WHERE THEY WON NO GAMES!

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEADLINES!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, surging out of the gates, like a racehorse or the water behind a dam.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Dodgers:

Timmy is soooo much better than you!

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by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is so much better then yesterday.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

its the exact opposite of yesterday

by natey-nate on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But with less bullpen fail.

I’m still pissed that Bochy put in Joaquin.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And way more Dodger fail.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers failed pretty well last night. It was more that the Giants failed worse.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defense fail in particular, though.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score some runz but save some for tomorrow

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Needs a doggie bag rule

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by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds intriguing

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I ordered these runs for tonight, but I don’t think I’ll be needing them. Can I box them up for tomorrow’s game? Really? Thanks!

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh Rosa

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, gameday is freaking out.

by grape on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Result of the last AB

Mark DeRosa leaves with an injured leg

by grape on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's been actin g Shitty all game

but the Rent play really screwed it, at least mine

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea no joke. its all over the place. FOX Conspiracy!

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by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuiper: shoulda kept Lewis

Well…he’s thinking it.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually really liked Fred Lewis

Wish he would have won the spot over torres

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WATCH YOURSELF

No one around here likes Lewis. It’s hard on me.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did my bad man.

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You better done your bad. Or else!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, you just fell in

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS but

You know, I have noticed that we have been scoring a lot of RUNZ in these first 12 games.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL BECAUSE OF VELEZ!

that is what Sabean is saying. that idiot

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he has been a part of it.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he has been good in his short stints, despite the hiccups. I don’t like him starting but he is a nice emergency replacement.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I said != calling him average outfielder

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting people on base too. its not like its a fluke.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

EMPEROR NORTON DEMANDED THEM TO DO SO

Scott borrowed his bicycle in the offseason

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twelve Norton Bucks for each run!

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, that is an awesome picture of the 12 dollar bill

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i can’t take credit, i found it a couple seasons ago on GIS.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres has not looked good so far

by randolphforpresident on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know how many of you have a lot of meat around the knee, but that’s all bone.

WTF?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

sort of

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently, the knee is a joint, which does not include muscle

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like a… balloon. And… something bad happens!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

KABOOM!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That ball ripped down the line…

/chrisrose

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FISTED

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLwaukee

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I demand Jazz Hands.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBREY HUFF

0-2, 2 R

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

who is this jamie garcia guy for STL throwing a one hitter against the Mets?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLMets!

Wouldn’t it be awful to cheer for a team that wastes great starts by elite pitchers like Johan with a pathetic offense? Boy, I’m sure glad we don’t have THAT problem!

/greatestest team of the 2010s

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot believe that you can have that big of a payroll and still be so crappy.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they are in the East. All the good players should be traded to them!

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Opening Day at Ebbets Citi Field, Jerry Manuel, Oliver Perez, and the Mets’ training staff were all showered with boos upon being introduced.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats, just hilarious.

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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaime Garcia

Was very effective in his first start as well, against the Brewers. 6 innings, 4 hits, 1 run. I think he’s technically a rookie, was a Sep callup in ‘08, then had TJ surgery in ’09. Rehabbed well, and won the 5th spot out of spring. If he’s legit this year, the Cards have a very scary rotation, with Carpenter, Wainright, and Penny.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that was my point. its going to suck if Jamie Garcia turns out to be good.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game should be over no later than six or seven.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad strike zone is Bad

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright kids. I’m outta here. Enjoy the rest of the game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bucks are getting shit on by the Hawks

damn I wish the Warriors were good

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring back run TMC

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagrant

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Fragrant

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Thank You

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least you guys got the 2nd best rookie this year

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would imagine far more bucks have been shit upon by hawks over the years than the other way around.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

True / False

Timmy’s ceiling is best ever

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Over

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you asking?

His ceiling is the highest ceiling ever, or he could wind up the no-doubt G.O.A.T.?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. I was just thinking about how he is likely to get better for the next couple years. How good could he potentially be, that sort of thing. This, of course, begs the question: who is/was the greatest pitcher ever?

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Objective question is objective.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s certainly high.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What posters does he have up there?

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

..mirrors

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smooth.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy Wheeeeee!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL announcer awkward silence

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WHACKED is the new FISTED

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff enjoyes both of these terms

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hobos are the new unicorns.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone have a pitch count on the Enchanter?

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

95 or so.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, thank you.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe it is

109

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, really?!

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/chasm

slash meme

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT A

i was at work

WOO for timmy hits and RIB EYES!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Has anyone tried the new Public House and/or Mijitas? I’m up at college and won’t be able to get down to a game until late May. I’m curious how they are.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Crowded

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

good though!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The beer selection looks fantastic. Did you try any food? How was the set-up inside?

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its nothing like ACME its a lot more laid back, 11 billion tvs inside the food at public house was great!

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by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

I look forward to checking it out. Sounds like it will take some crowding away from Paragon and MoMo’s.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Public House is nice. I actually never went when it was Acme Chophouse, so I’m not sure if it has changed as much.

It’s a bit smaller inside than I thought it would be.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to Acme once during a freezing night game, and they didn’t have the Giants game on any of the TVs. Fuck that.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, announcers

Man-crush much?

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is pretty dreamy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't see the new thread

Thought everyone got bored and left

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

also me

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s happened to me a few times

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may be bored, but I’m not left!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i heard Fox News has an open talking head position

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Rent.

Stop being a whore.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a tough play, couldn’t have made it much better than that.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he looked kind of out to me.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m bitter.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m bitter a Giants fan.

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, up by 7, off day before. Let the pen go wild.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than 100 pitches. 7 run lead. Bullpen needs work.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I trust

the non-Mehdders, non-Walquin part of the bullpen, at least.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

No point in him going more than 6, with pitch count creeping up, and the ‘good’ part of the Bullpen all well rested.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing Runzler, then Mota.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let him notch the quality start and call it a day.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally get Mota in there exacting our revenge.

by grape on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

VeLOLz

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Anderson is too lackadaisical for my liking

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

did I spell that right?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anderson? Yes.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

2011 Starting LF

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vocab word!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late to the party

tim lincecum- middle of the order hitter?! WTF why was I working?!

Also, this game is better than last night’s.

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve missed some of the most godawful defense by the Dodgers EVAR.

It’s awesome.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

sweet.

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok announcers seriously.

“162 games in a season, you aren’t gonna win them all”

“You got a lot of good players”

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

facepalm

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Official new name:

ERIC KARRLOLS

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by goGSW24 on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking idiots

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ffffffffffffff

I didn’t think it was possible to want to beat the Dodgers more but what do you know…

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM ALREADY!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

.92 ERA

101 pitches

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

104 now

that should be it, but will it be?

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will it be, or should it?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

.90 EARNED RUN AVERAGE!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINCECUM, inflating my sad POKEMONZ pitching staff since Opening Day.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Timmy inflates all our staffs.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing!

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tugs at collar

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Yoyo on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Dodgers.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

What are these bracelets they are wearing? Just saw Big Head with one on his left wrist.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME STRONG

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a Lance Armstrong thing?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had said:

GAMER STRONG

would you have gotten my joke more?

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waves hand over top of head

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/acknowledges shitty joke.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres looked like he was going to run through something.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres only has one speed. And that is fast.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

24 Ks thats gotta be in the top ten in baseball right?

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

uh

i believe its first place

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just looked it up but thanks man

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

After today he will be:

A.) Tied for ML lead in wins
B.) Third in the NL in ERA
C.) First in the MLB in Strikeouts
D.) Hella baked

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WAINWRIGHT

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAINO WUZ RONG!

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is our long reliever?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota is pretty long

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THOSE PICS WERE TAKEN WITHOUT HIS CONSENT

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off Topic

but did you guys hear about the Phillies fan intentionally puking on an 11 year old girl? http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407

by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT??

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh…. knew i should have looked before i posted this, but whatever.

by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty despicable. I think there was a fanshot about it.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also heard that we landed on the moon

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t water wet, too?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy looks kind of scary too

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

See also

This up-close account

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/self-promotion

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good game

I’ve been watching on FOX but haven’t stopped by the thread. Is it just me, or have the announcers been nuthugging the Dodgers all game?

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you even have to ask?

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by goGSW24 on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point. I’m listening to the commentary and thinking “would they have been saying the same things about the Giants last night?”

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to Kruk, Kuip and Dave.

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had that option where I’m at. Maybe it’s time I invested in a portable Radio.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ERIC KARROS 'nuff said

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by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

so what was the general reaction when velez tried to score from 2nd in the 1st inning?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LULZ

But he was safe.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea he looked safe from what i saw at work

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong call, but stupid risk by Velez.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something along the lines of:

He was probably safe, but still was a moronic thing to do, considering the out situation.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a guess.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy due up second

Let him hit, then have Mota pitch?

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m ok with this, why not try going 4-4

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

best hitter on the team

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum back out

fuck

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

dumb, yes

but maybe he comes out soon. fingers crossed

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

CG SO

Bochy wants it. Fuck these newfangled pitch count things.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, rose thinks he’s so clever by calling lincecum “babe ruth”

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the right time to try and stretch Timmy out though?

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe he’s just hitting.

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

104 pitches is plenty

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

Why not pitch him yesterday then?

Stupid Brasz.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

sensitive eyes

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walks are emotional for him.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

Is this new?

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by iammclovin on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just testing it out.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

is this a BB count?

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Si.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

me likey

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gracias.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus christ

could these guys be pulling for the dodgers any more? What the fuck is this fucking bullshit?

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God I don’t have cable

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me either

atdhe ftw

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I listening to Karros right now? Why?

“LOOK AT WHAT THE DODGERS HAVE LEFT!!!!!”

What the hell is wrong with him?

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by goGSW24 on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking moron!

WHAT THE FUCK. THEY’RE DOWN BY SEVEN, YOU FUCKING MORON.

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Forbidden Fruit

Nate ates a BB

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

he must have been hungry

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess with a 7u run lead, you dont sac bunt here…(?)

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Just like you don't steal with a 6 run lead

Matt Kemp you fuck

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But even with the pitcher? Rule still applies?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not according to MLB 09 the Show

I always get criticism for that because I always bunted with my pitchers

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Timmy.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

Good game Timmy

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL KEMP

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KEMP

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez = shit

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

the shit

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll take back your complaints...

if he bats .200 with a lot of doubles?

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

.200/.200/.400 line sounds about right

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably won’t, but he was a good fill in for Rowdawg today.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLKEMP

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOM!!!!!! POUR IT ON THE MUTHER FUCKERS

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KEMP!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLKEMP

Can’t make sentences, can’t catch the ball.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ

we obviously made the right choice trading lewis guys.

by natey-nate on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLVELEZ

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by Yoyo on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY ERIC KARROS, THEY'RE STILL COMING BACK RIGHT? YOU FUCKING IDIOT

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez pimps every ball he hits in the air

Velez, hit it and run, please.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

isn’t that just his follow through?

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t pose on every BIP

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KEMP

What a dipshit, If he had take a normal route he could have caught that. Instead he tries to be all stylish.

FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR?

he tried to be all smooth about it

then he hit the wall, haha

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPIC!

“dodgers suck” chant audible!

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Could Renteria get any further from the plate?

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ortiz’s ERA has actually gone down here

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you see that bat flip?

Even when he hits he fucks up.

Hustle, you little fucker. Preen when you’re on base.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

thats what he does

if he keeps raking like this, I’m fine with it

by Leniz on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLDGERS

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

They have to praise a Giant, so they choose Edgar.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DODGERS ARE SUCKING HARD CORE

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

NOBODY POST THE OTHER ONE

OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t want to occur bondslegend’s wrath

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you DON’T!

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONDSLEGEND WRATH IS SO MUCH BULLSHIT, all he does is talk with bold letters

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMETIMES THEY’RE ITALICIZED TOO

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY SUCK IT!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

true that
/waits for “wrath”

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

see… fuck it, i’m already kinda buzzed

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

7th inning

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THEY HAVE MANNY ON THE BENCH!!!

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by goGSW24 on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The craftsmanship is pretty nice.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprised he didn’t go home there

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He was on second? Moved from there to third?

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BulLOLpen

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

RELOLIEVERS

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NINE!

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGERS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 9-0...

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by Yoyo on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

POUR IT ON

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

i really hope derosa is ok

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened?

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strained hammy on a headfirst slide, left early.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

sheeeeeit

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tried to slide like a penguin for some reason.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still trying to figure out how he manged that.

I could see jamming his semi-sore wrists…or breaking a finger….or dislocating a shoulder…. but the hammy + head first slide = not computing.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, Also hope Rowand heals ok, as in not playing at the same time.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's OK if he isn't because Fred Lewis is waiting in the wings

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too. Hamstrings are notoriously slow to heal.

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did play in the field immediately afterward… maybe precautionary

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, velez is slugging .938

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA GAR!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU LA

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Panda make it double digits!

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I was honestly shocked that Velez remembered to tag up.

How did Kemp win a GG last year? He’s borderline terrible.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

he has had alot ok LOLKEMP moments recently

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OF*

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

a lot*

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not....awful.

Just can take some poor routes to the ball, but has decent speed and a penchant for making the uh…dramatic? Catch. Of course, most of his overly dramatic plays could be made to appear routine if he read the ball better, but…. GG voters don’t take that into account.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So,

He’s Eric Byrnes with more power and speed.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUGZ

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy wanted lincecum to try for a 4 hit day!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

More like he’s running out of bench players.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not? Serves them right for trying to steal last night.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely wanted to let him try for the 4 hit day.

by ololo3 on Apr 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ortiz’s ERA going down, even w/ 2 ER in 1.2

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Pablo.

We still love you though.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

even though he’s fucking my fantasy team

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

akward

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t blame the guy. Everybody needs some lovin’

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh pablo......

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand out,

we score 9. Let’s go ahead and just put him on the 60-day DL to be safe

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH PABLO!!! YOU ASS!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you, Dodgers!

vr,
delorean

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

this

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great day

Dodgers look like shit, got my first job, and made 20 bucks in an hour.

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

happy ending or no?

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

filthy!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

congrats!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good on ya

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much of a cut are you giving your pimp?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahah

+109

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doing what?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Told my two dodgers fans that we'd ten run them the next game

sure enough we did

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They already payed up

so I’m not complaining they got up and left my house

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant, what is your job? i also thought you said that you are making $20/hour.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no I make minimum wage

at a local Pizza Parlor. But it’s good for my first job!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is minimum wage now?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

7.55 in Nevada

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

National is like $7 I think.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are about 150 employees at my work that make minimum wage (some may make a little bit more) and I just have no idea how they are able to survive. I mean, how do you survive in Los Angeles on $320 before taxes a week?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I could never live in the LA Area. So expensive.

Even with state minimum being $8 or $8.50

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man that has to be terrible

probably take two or three jobs?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or cram a bunch of people in a single apartment. Also, I know that a lot of them send money to family in Mexico every week/month

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made $20

because I bet my two friends that are dodgers fans that we’d ten run them today, after it hit 9 they paid up and said “we are out”

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely not $20

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONGRATS DUDE!!!!! also sharks won last night

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fucking great game!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they won or lost it was great

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The result made it even better

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE CORRECT SIR

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FERNGULLY, coming to DVD April 22.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like a winner.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

freebird!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things are hopping at Vick’s joint!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to reman seated.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or even remain.

The office chair, a cheesy shelf and the bed are the only furniture.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

minimalist!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LPs

I have those. super-uncool.

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, LPs are cool again. The cassettes in the background, though…

And now I want to listen to Sketches of Spain.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BITCHES' BREW, BRO

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That era’s too noodly for me. Give me the Gil Evans stuff..

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mostly wanted to alliterate

i’m not much of a fusion guy at all.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then we’ll get along just fine.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about 8-tracks? I cannot imagine that they will ever be cool.

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

My USB turntable has a 1/8" plug so I can run tapes onto PC files.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

my house

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite. I’m sure they’re all copies of the Bananarama debut, though.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just noticed that van halen was sticking out

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Their worst Roth album, too.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair, it’s mostly hardcore punk and metal but there is a fair share of random stuff like eddie money (but no bananarama – there is bangles though)

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hardcore and metal, you say?

we should chat.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

[nerd speak] yeah. i don’t collect anymore or anything (not really). is there something that you’re looking for in particular? [/nerd speak]

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, not really

I sold off most of my good stuff in the early/mid-’90s when i was broke-ass — mostly NYHC stuff, Revelation, Schism, etc. Never had a crazy collection with the requisite Misfits/Necros rarities. But talking old rekkids is always fun!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's "Really Saying Something."

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S A RARE RECORD, GRANT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really jealous of this

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s in the crate-thingies on the upper right?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the white boxes are 7"s

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHITE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you people.

I knew a guy whose collection was the entire wall. Ceiling to floor.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do you sleep?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you John Cusack in “High Fidelity”?

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the dumb hipsters are glorifying cassettes now. I don’t think any were old enough to have sued them the first time, though.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my bands is doing a cassette-only release. Tapes are back, baby!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where does one play these whatzits?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where does one play these whatsits?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

boom boxes i guess

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL REPLY FAILIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used cassettes until 1998.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used them until 2005 — my car had a tape deck in it and nothing else.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I actually own something cool?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of LPs, apparently, it’s Record Store Day today.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice!

..and that looks like my garage. screw cars.

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is. I’m blowing off my friend djing a record store down the street to watch this game on tv.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have your priorities in order.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still hate guillermo mota

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m quite partial to mota, personally. Guillermo, not so much.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT PRINCE FIELDER AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota = LOLD

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLWITT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I enjoy this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t Torre quoted as saying his plan against timmy was to “chase him” out of the ball game? I don’t thats what he had in mind…

by tony_flow on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I know just what you’re speakin’

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he meant with a bat.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He planned to do that without Manny, Blake, or Suck it Martin in the lineup? Looks like a white flag lineup to me.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How full do the stands look at Dodger Stadium?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Full of suck.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better then when the game started. And actually more full then yesterday.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota

Future Mananger? I always thought dude was a bit of a dickhead.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Newsletter?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed, I’d like to know how he really feels.

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then.

Tell us how you really feel.

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by Kestrel76 on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's somewhere in between

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUZZ Sighting

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t one of those actors die?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. One died after the last ep of season 2. Not one of the mains, tho. Now the show is on Canadian cable. It’s well produced and incredibly funny. Of course it’s not aired in the US even though the US is what got the show on Canadian TV.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it anything like this game?

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There should be a rule in the MLB.

No player who has played on the Giants or Dodgers for 3+ years should be allowed to play for the other team in their career.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU ERIC KARROS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA D!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim LOLcecum

2010 Stats: 20 IP, 13 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 3 BB, 24 K

ERA 0.90, WHIP 0.70, K/9 10.8

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

See?

The Immovable Object triumphs.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Immovable Object triumphs.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against the Dodgers too, can’t say that they are a fluke.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SPRING TRAINING

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by timmeh on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to hell, Halladay.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This!

Timmy is also now the NL strikeouts leader.

Leader in K/9? Jonathan fuckin’ Sanchez.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST PITCHER IN BASEBALL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the Panda express!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for them to get on Kershaw's jock.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

PRESERVE THE SHUT OUT!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Karros now beginnning to masturbate at the thought of scoring a run

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERES RUNZLER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No, no, no, Mota. We have a shutout to protect.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't do it anymore.

Game is now muted. Listening to iTunes while watching, now.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU CHRIS ROSE AND YOUR ASSHOLE LOVE FOR THE GIANTS BULLPEN!!! DAMN HOMEr!!!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Re. FOX's terrible commentators

The FOX BRAZSZ has to know that most people hate their announcers. So do they just not give a fuck? McCarver & Buck? Seriously? Is that the best they can do?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The people who like McCarver and Buck

are the same people who like FoxNews.

They’re family-friendly.

by D4P on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

again

the same people who like Fox News

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or… and this is just a guess, but maybe only a certain niche of people hate the announcers, and in reality that is a very small percentage of FOX’s audience.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

this is more than likely the case. it still boggles my mind tho.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can doubt FOX in a lot of ways, and I mean A LOT, but their ability to make business decisions that will make them the most money isn’t one of them.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

was timmy throwing 89-90 today??

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, their gun was cold. He was going a good 93.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok

good to hear

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That was the same reaction that I had when it said that at the start of the game lol.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

teams like to fuck with timmy’s fastball velocity.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I mentioned this earlier. Like 4 times. And people kept asking about it.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

who cares, 0 runs all that matters

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

velocity! too small! mechaniczzz!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dominates the league

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dominates everone

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck on that, Karros

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Watchout guys

Dodgers threaten to score.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Not if James LOLney has anything to say about it.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

fox announcers:

Shortstop = most important position on the field

by tony_flow on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

C, SS, CF

All vital positions. Good thing we have them all covered nicely.

…Right?

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

See: Posey, Buster

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

The Giants had the 2009 version of Edgar there last season and still won 88 games. oh, and LOL FOX

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idiots.

Most important position in the out field. DUH.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karros is worse than McCarver

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re worse than me

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHATS THAT??? COULDN"T HEAR YOU WITH ALL YOUR SUCKAGE CLOGGING UP THE INTERNET

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Douche v. Turd Sandwich

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S YOUR SACRED DUTY TO VOTE!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres needs an average.

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

worst commentary of a SF/LA game of all time.

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

seconded

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

preemptive LOLRUSS!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Our outfield defense has so much vroom right now.

by Hamed on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

No kidding.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Yahoo not updating pictures

On the yahoo box score I have seen a Giant facing a Giant (Sandoval vs Ramon Ortiz in a giant hat from last year) and a Dodger facing a a Dodger (Loney vs Mota in a Dodger hat from last year)

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

this ab is an Oriole vs an astro though

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN has Russ in an Astros cap.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that these homers are talking about a world series game that didn’t even happen

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR????

/throws self down stairs

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn FOX, why you gotta bring up that ’02 shit?

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GAME 6.

Also Ortiz was not “begging” for the ball.

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SPANK IT, AUBREY!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!!

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DEFENSE.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol, wow.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody has Jaime Garcia in POKEMONZ

THIS GUY

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sell high.

Dude’s good, but….not 1 run in 13 innings good.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 reasons why he's valuable

deep league (14 teams)

He counts as 1 of 2 required relief pitchers in a league that counts inherited runners allowed, so since he’s a starter I can plug him in there and he’ll never give one up.

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So no

I will not be selling. SO THERE

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoulda taken Sandoval

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went for 80 bucks

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn did that draft suck

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO MUCH MONEY

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ikr

Timmy went for 75, I got Verlander for like 32

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Verlander>>>>Timmy, he’s cheaper

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d take two JVs over one TL.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

K/9 league

I got beckett, verlander, nolasco, garza, de la rosa, and hardin

woot.

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is one hell of a rotation

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn't been a great start

but Beckett got back on track last night..I’m pretty freakin excited. Got some good sleepers like wade davis and Jaime garcia too..

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 games into the season, chill though, you’ll be straight

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two and a half, really. $75? That’s a whole, reeeeeally good pitching staff.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

our cap was double what a normal cap is. But it’s still ridiculous.

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re playing with fools. Separate them from their money.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like my team in that league

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet. What are the scoring categories?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HR/BB/TB/OBP/SLG

K/K-9/WHIP/OBPA/IRA

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

K and K/9 seems kinda though not totally rendundant. What’s IRA? You mean ERA?

I’m in a 4th-year keeper auction league with

R/ 2B/ 3B/ HR/ RBI/ OBP/ SB

and

HR allowed/ W/ K-9/ SV+Holds/ QS/ ERA/ WHIP

Yeah, we’ve overthought it a bit.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRA – inherited runs allowed

Seems like WHIP and OBPA is also pretty redundant.

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by kennv on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP is an offensive stat.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBPA

On Base Percentage Against

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by Viliphied on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you’re talking about his league’s categories. My bad.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s in bondslegends league.

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by kennv on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wow

no, IRA- inherited runners allowed. It’s the only reliever stat we have, so relievers are actually bad in that league. They can pretty much only hurt you.

And yeah, k and k/9 seems weird.

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's too many categories for me

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

a good reliever

will probably have a high k/9 and low (relative) k total

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by Viliphied on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just punting saves?

Liriano from the twins would be a good target in a trade for the other RP spot, if that’s your strategy.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

liriano would NOT be a good target

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saves don't count

it’s a crazy sabr league. Ks, K/9, WHIP, IRA, and OBPA

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have CJ Wilson and Garcia in my RP spots

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

thinkin about picking up CJ wilson and dropping Cody Ross

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson's pretty good

held his own against the spankees

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not worth keeping cody ross

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drops Pujols

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course they show Sandoval striking out, instead of one of Haegar’s 5 walks.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly

fucking joke. HE DIDNT MAKE IT PAST THE FOURTH, YOU FUCKING MORONS

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

3+, to be exact.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

is that he’s a dodger, and everyone loves the dodgers

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Knuckler that Panda struck out on was a flat one. Not even a good example of the pitch.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU FOX, YOU DODGER LOVING DICK HEADS

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

fox sux at everything else…no surprise here.

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by lame-o on Apr 17, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ned Colletti and Brian Sabean

have dreams* about Russ Ortiz.

*The moist kind

by D4P on Apr 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh ok.

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*The moist woist kind

Fixed.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Dusty Baker still thinks he's a good manager

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Rose. Fuck you and your shitty show.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

If Chris Rose does a show on Fox, does it make a sound?

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, it’s not like every spots channel in the universe hasn’t had a segment on how to throw a knuckler every year for the last twenty

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i fucking hate the cardinals. actually rooting for the mets now.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s okay to root for the Mets because they don’t stand a chance at competing, and thus help our odds for home field.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“While we were away.” Fuck you.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I had forgotten about Russ’s Arizona Stint.
Man was that contract bad.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Not for Russ.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody hear about Ray Durham is he retired? Are the Giants going to

out him on the wall of fame?

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think he’s eligible.

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats sad

I thought he played a damn good second base for us

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you have to have been an All Star as a Giant? :( I agree, he’s probably a better Giant than some of the players on the actual Wall of Fame.

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

He was my favorite ball player

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, i didn’t even know he was gay

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Durham is gay?

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Are the Giants going to out him on the wall of fame?”

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah my bad I meant to put "put"

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

As we type Sabean is working on bringing Ray back along with Luis Gonzales to take up the outfield slack

gritty gamers, both

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outing people is really not cool. I would hope they’d let him make his own decision.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know who that is.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Durham is gay?

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

still SBC park

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect picture

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time I checked

he has a wife and a couple kids. I don’t think he is gay.

He was a hell of a gamer though

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a joke based on your typo

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok that makes sense

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Put

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what’s up, guys?

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

THE SKY

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

KarrLOLos

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The Giants and Big Time Timmy Jim.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

“Timmy Jim”

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO GOOD I CAN TASTE IT

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wants to be like Grant

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven’t groveled nearly enough.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK YOU KNOW!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should put that quote on the back of the T-shirt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he deleted our free stream!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m watching it right now because I’m a hypocrite in addition to being an asshole!

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh u know

watching Timmy dominate everybody in everything

the usual

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DODGERS!

Damn, this Tommy Lynceycam is pretty good.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHIP 0.70.

wat!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY LYCAN

photoshop opp

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seabiscuit got into some LA ass!!!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK GOD

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HAI JPONRY!

timmy got RBI EYES thats about it

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're wining!

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are also currently winning

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too!

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The score seems to prove that

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Anyone know if you can split screen with Directv?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Step 1: get an axe…

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, despite the loss yesterday, it sure is nice to see the Giants scoring 17 runs off the Dodgers pitching in 2 games.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So much this.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. My dodger fan co worker this morning told me that after the game ended, he was not happy, because it felt like they lost after all the runs the Giants got.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

More runs than we scored in that entire fiasco we called a first road trip last season…

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe we hit that feat yesterday.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Johnson this season: .176/.429/.324

LOLBP

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Dunn too

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ADAM DUNN, either hits HR or strikes out

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he walks.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds > Adam Dunn

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do we all agree that Matt Holiday is the most overrated player of the last year?

0-4 with 3 Ks and 3 LOB today.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Based on one game?

No?

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

He was hitting .295/.350/.595 before the game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck me then.

I saw the 268 ave and thought his line couldn’t be that good.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

randy winn

RATED

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find that I don’t agrees with much of what you say.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

that’s a stupid thing to say

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by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NO

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny?
Jason Bay?
Aaron Hill?
David Ortiz?

David Ortiz.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But … But Ortiz is clutch!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUYS

PANDA HAD THIS ONE GAME WHERE HE DIDN’T GET A HIT, HE’S TERRIBLE AND OVERRATED.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH POWER, KARROS TOLD ME SO.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loud out

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the OF look like for tomorrow?

Bowker-Velez-Nate?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds about right.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubtful against Kershaw,

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

nate,torres, velez

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres will find his way out there.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right

Then Torres-Velez-Nate.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bowker.

I hope so.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT A PLATOON

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOM

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY BOY

MY BABY BOY

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M FEELING THE RUNZ!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

they have remedies for that

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes some pepto

Inning over!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

in play: run(s)

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOUD OUT(S)

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLine outs.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So I guess the Dodger’s hitters were just being douchebags, and that’s why Timmy had a high pitch count with a 1.00 WHIP?

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He was wild on a few pitches, and he got into a couple battles and stranded runners on second once or twice, but nothing out of hand.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess the Dodger’s hitters were just being douchebags

isn’t that a given? :O

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Striking people out

takes pitches, and stuff. They might be the LOLgers, but they don’t quite hack at the first pitch, like the Giants.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD horrible person

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZLER IS SO SICK

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I spent hours cleaning that up…

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler is good.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DAN "I DONT REALLY GIVE UP ANY " RUNZLER

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Kunzler!!!!!!!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Such language!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought about that before I posted. I care not.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That word has a proud tradition!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, King, I have a stand.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

progress!!!

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a bathroom!

Fat cats, ruining America…

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like something from IKEA

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy your affordable, Swedish crap!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's something from Circle K - a.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thumbsup

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it works!

Anything to take a lil’ strain of your neck.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get over how bad Sherrill has been this year

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The only Dodger I own in Pokemonz

I am so glad I have never started him.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that American League East to the National League theory doesn’t always work huh?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey it’s Sherrell.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

/Just coming back in after working with my kid on her book report.

So now DeRosa is out with a sore hammy?

As Baggs said:

Baseball really is all about timing. If Rowand and DeRosa had gotten hurt 72 hours earlier, Fred Lewis might still be a Giant.

Goddammit.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis will be missed now.

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAY GUYZ I MIGHT BE IN THE MINORITY BUT I LIKED FRED LEWIS

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

and I am a minority :P

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you new here?

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

i can’t tell if this is sarcasm but I’ve been posting since like november december.

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHILD BEARING HIPS

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

"The Gangsta-Redneck"

What?

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

TI!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

so, does velez still suck?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

VRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be another mirage.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out Jason Kendall and Scott Posednik on the Royals — right now, I’m sure there’s someone on Royals Review asking everyone if they still think Kendall’s a bum.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSHIKAWA

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Orioles. Is that the 7th time this year they’ve blown a lead?

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah is there a “take backs” clause in that trade contract?

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Backsies!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the yo-yo clause?

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUSAN!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLISHI

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i think he only threw 1 strike there

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s 1 more strike than he needed.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Fred struck out today

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO PATIENT

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, they played him?

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOCKING!

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

velez hit a homer last night.

velez > lewis

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by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring back the bunions.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

A POSITIVE NOTE?? Fuck you!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

yea fuck you chris rose

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

To hell with them.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, point out those positives to the Dodgers.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

9 runs on 12 hits...

I like it!

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

And 6 walks!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

KnucLOLe Ball

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

I’m back. Just in time for the conclusion. Everyone care.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I care.

I care plenty!

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW CARE YOU

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-2-3 inning! Positive note!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

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by ryanmiles on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs: According to ESPN GameCast, there’s a 99 percent chance #SF Giants win this game. The stray 1 % is in case Armando Benitez unretires

zzzing

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did his job!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The prime word is did.

Now thankfully he doesn’t have a job.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Baggs
According to ESPN GameCast, there’s a 99 percent chance #SF Giants win this game. The stray 1 % is in case Armando Benitez unretires.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Still Awesome the second time.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much discussion of the announcers has their been today?

They are the biggest Doyer Homers i have EVER heard on a national broadcast…i know it is Karros but why don’t they just admit they are on the payroll?

by kezargiants on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS THE FIRST ANYONE HAS BROUGHT THIS UP!

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they haven't. Does Karros suck?

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

defensive replacement in meaningless inning

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still?

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

idgi

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s also an Ishikawa

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Burger King commercial saying they stole that sandwich from McDonalds?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we drill someone this inning?

I’m still upset about Scott.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

my brother and I were just talking about that. we need to nail someone

by tony_flow on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is Medders, it’s not like we would die from a suspension.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks,

We have had two player injuries this series already.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

very good point.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

pacifist!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. we should drill someone.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEHDDERS.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

more baggs:

“Many Ramirez left the game after three innings because of a tight right calf. Hold on a minute, let me run that through my BS translator and see what comes out. Here it goes …

"Manny Ramirez left the game after three innings because of a 7-0 lead." "

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ssssssnap

Andrew is on a roll!

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEDDERS!!!!?!?!?

OMG WTF

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yes! its medders!

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Medders, please ruin another shut out

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

medders in to give up 6 runs and set up wilson for a save

by natey-nate on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Boch must own BWeez on his fantasy team.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

wtf are they talking about regarding Medders?

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

65mph curve

throw it at 55 and you have a K

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh gawd. Mehdders.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?

Just serious. STFU

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

But...but COPS!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is ambidextrous in his chewing!

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medders was a guy Bochy could depend on [to blow a lead] last year

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

him too

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH THIS GUY MEH

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

EMPTY STADIUM IS EMPTY

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TO MATCH DODGERS SOULS!

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBJECTION

Assumes facts not in evidence.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OVERRULED!

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is just so much evidence…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hanger

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STEVE HOLM!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

These assholes. If the Dodgers scored 9 runs, they would be like “THE DODGERS OFFENSE IS AMAZING!” The Giants score 9 runs and “The Giants offense is sufficient.”

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHH BIAS

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like they expect us to score this many runz.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Large market teams should also get handicaps yes

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, for the fanz amirite?

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

The Dodgers on the other hand!

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice foul ball caught by an empty seat.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

he loooooves saying “he squeezes it”

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Appropriate when Huff is at the plate.

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by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Time to mention the ballpark!

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

2009 Giants like.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Play, Juan

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

juan more

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DAYUM!

Jazz Hands!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i think this tom linsesum fellow might just have some moxy!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRECK'D SO MUCH.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butts Up!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t know balls could hang that low. he should see a doctor

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YES!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid ass Mehders

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw Mehdders.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Medders.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

In fact, I will never again refer to him without using his new full name - Brandon Fucking Medders.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Russel Martin lazerz?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look.

Martin gets to bat. It’s like a gift for everyone here.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

a one-hopper into MANNYWOOD!!!!!!

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU MEDDERS.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy Russell Martin.

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by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Still not fooling

anyone.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Brandon.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lol 5 foot tall fence.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

five foot? you are generous

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ding dong

uh-oh, meh-ders

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Suck It. End the game. You know you wanna.

I triple dog dare you

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DAMMIT MEHHHHHHHDERS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Martin brush back.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I dislike Medders, but Bochy is the dumbfuck who keeps putting him out there

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Muck It Sussel Rartin

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Livan Hernandez...WTF

2-0. 16 IP. 0 R.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i didn’t even realize he was still pitching until the other day

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

still hate him

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s running his corpse out there every 5th day?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

MEHDDERS!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Fucking Medders should have been packaged with Howry.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish him Medders!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE K SIRM

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit Medders

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU MEDDERS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FU MEDDErS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

“Manny tweaked a calf injury”

Did he mentally want to replace “tweaked” with “faked”?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK MEDDERS

YOU SUCK ASS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Garret Anderson drops more balls than a prostitute amirite?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

are they that close? roommates?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In tact.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet hanger, brah

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

bout to ruin another timmy shut out

by tony_flow on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf man

he had 2 fucking stikes on him and he hangs that shit
FUCK HIM!!

by Leniz on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Mehdders...

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

MEDDERS

FINNISH THIS SHIT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

No, seriously.

If you blow this shutout, you are fucking disowned.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy stinks.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Medders, you just need an out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON! FINISH HIM X3

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, Blue!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy

will have Jim Brewer comments about medders after the game…

“we don’t know his velocity looks good”

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BRANDON MEDDERS

DUDE RUINS SHUTOUTS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

(Deuces)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Medders finish it already

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

What was up with the delayed call?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

shutout in tact

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GAEM!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I will sometimes never again refer to him without using his new name - Jesus Lincecum.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

shift-A

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

86 mph high fastball.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD AND SUCK IT DODGERS!!!!!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GAWD!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wins!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, we’re good

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD!!!

SHUTOUT!!!!!!!!!!!

SUCK IT DODGERS!!!!!

NOW DANCE!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

159-3

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
SUCK IT DODGERS
SUCK IT LA

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

well, good job!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

3/4 SHUTOUTS!

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What does this mean?

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have 3 shutouts, but should have 4, if it weren’t for Mehdders

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

9/12! (if not for being outscored 3 times for various reasons)

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i didn’t word that the best way

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shutouts are cool.

3 in 11 games.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL so funny

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has 12 recs…how many does it need to turn green?

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you reload, it should be green.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or refresh. Or whatever.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

3

But there’s nothing wrong with overreccing things that deserve it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just hit refresh.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wow.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is good

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

hella hard

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew that would be a gif the moment I saw it.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who had Huff being this entertaining of an acquisition?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah awesome

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants = best offensive team EVER

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I should make one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

except put Zito’s face in the photo of Laura.

by Into the Void on Apr 17, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that would take more technical skills than I have

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow animated gif is slow.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

but awesome

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio before we drafted him?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this one.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

S I R M

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU LA

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This is not the right one.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HOLY HELL YES!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDS MORE GREEN

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 recs in one minute.

winnar

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

AWESOME!!

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Vin Scully on fire

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG this kicks ass!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burn dodgers, Burn!!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha. awesome

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Although, poor Vin Scully. Everyone else can suck it, especially Russell Martin.

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 17, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I did that

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bery good work.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU DODGERS

FUCK. YOU.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLeft Field

There is a man in the bullpen to give you scale of how tall that fence is.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I get a Yes! Yes! FUCK yes! up in here?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

look up

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO, DNW

This scene always creeps me out. :(

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINCECUM!

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing like the ol’ “pedobear about to molest GW” joke

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 17, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WARNING WARNING NUCLEAR ATTACK

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

boosh!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 17, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dance

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

For victory!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

CELEBRATE

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

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