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Because Delorean put up a picture of Mysterio, I spent the last fifteen minutes trying to track this game from my youth down. What a waste of time. Thanks, Delorean.
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MEOW!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Accurate representation of timmy
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Too big
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
...didn't read
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Is tomorrow a night game?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
Nah.
1:10
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Thanks
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Boo Bums
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
Large pictures are annoyingly large today
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
ESPN Headline:
"Surging Yanks Win 4th Series". Wait, this weekend is the fourth series of the year. How are they surging? Where are they surging from? They’ve won every series. Aren’t they just really good?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ah, no!
They surged all over me. Gross.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SURGING FROM OFFSEASON WHERE THEY WON NO GAMES!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HEADLINES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, surging out of the gates, like a racehorse or the water behind a dam.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Dodgers:
Timmy is soooo much better than you!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
This game is so much better then yesterday.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But with less bullpen fail.
I’m still pissed that Bochy put in Joaquin.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And way more Dodger fail.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Dodgers failed pretty well last night. It was more that the Giants failed worse.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Defense fail in particular, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Score some runz but save some for tomorrow
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
MLB Needs a doggie bag rule
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This sounds intriguing
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Duh Rosa
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It's been actin g Shitty all game
but the Rent play really screwed it, at least mine
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea no joke. its all over the place. FOX Conspiracy!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuiper: shoulda kept Lewis
Well…he’s thinking it.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
I actually really liked Fred Lewis
Wish he would have won the spot over torres
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
WATCH YOURSELF
No one around here likes Lewis. It’s hard on me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I did my bad man.
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You better done your bad. Or else!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SSS but
You know, I have noticed that we have been scoring a lot of RUNZ in these first 12 games.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
ALL BECAUSE OF VELEZ!
that is what Sabean is saying. that idiot
Well, he has been a part of it.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Yeah, but he has been good in his short stints, despite the hiccups. I don’t like him starting but he is a nice emergency replacement.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
EMPEROR NORTON DEMANDED THEM TO DO SO
Scott borrowed his bicycle in the offseason
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Twelve Norton Bucks for each run!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BTW, that is an awesome picture of the 12 dollar bill
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know how many of you have a lot of meat around the knee, but that’s all bone.
WTF?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TWSS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
sort of
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s like a… balloon. And… something bad happens!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
KABOOM!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
“That ball ripped down the line…
/chrisrose
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FISTED
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I demand Jazz Hands.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLBREY HUFF
0-2, 2 R
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
who is this jamie garcia guy for STL throwing a one hitter against the Mets?
No one here gets out alive.
LOLMets!
Wouldn’t it be awful to cheer for a team that wastes great starts by elite pitchers like Johan with a pathetic offense? Boy, I’m sure glad we don’t have THAT problem!
/greatestest team of the 2010s
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I cannot believe that you can have that big of a payroll and still be so crappy.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
At Opening Day at Ebbets Citi Field, Jerry Manuel, Oliver Perez, and the Mets’ training staff were all showered with boos upon being introduced.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats, just hilarious.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jaime Garcia
Was very effective in his first start as well, against the Brewers. 6 innings, 4 hits, 1 run. I think he’s technically a rookie, was a Sep callup in ‘08, then had TJ surgery in ’09. Rehabbed well, and won the 5th spot out of spring. If he’s legit this year, the Cards have a very scary rotation, with Carpenter, Wainright, and Penny.
Bad strike zone is Bad
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Bucks are getting shit on by the Hawks
damn I wish the Warriors were good
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
Bring back run TMC
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That sounds like a foul.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagrant
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Also, Fragrant
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Why Thank You
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
at least you guys got the 2nd best rookie this year
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I would imagine far more bucks have been shit upon by hawks over the years than the other way around.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
True / False
Timmy’s ceiling is best ever
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
What are you asking?
His ceiling is the highest ceiling ever, or he could wind up the no-doubt G.O.A.T.?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno. I was just thinking about how he is likely to get better for the next couple years. How good could he potentially be, that sort of thing. This, of course, begs the question: who is/was the greatest pitcher ever?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Objective question is objective.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, it’s certainly high.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
What posters does he have up there?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
..mirrors
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy Wheeeeee!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL announcer awkward silence
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Aubrey Huff enjoyes both of these terms
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hobos are the new unicorns.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Anyone have a pitch count on the Enchanter?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
95 or so.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i believe it is
109
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, really?!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
/chasm
slash meme
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SHIFT A
i was at work
WOO for timmy hits and RIB EYES!
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
Has anyone tried the new Public House and/or Mijitas? I’m up at college and won’t be able to get down to a game until late May. I’m curious how they are.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Crowded
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
good though!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The beer selection looks fantastic. Did you try any food? How was the set-up inside?
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Its nothing like ACME its a lot more laid back, 11 billion tvs inside the food at public house was great!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
I look forward to checking it out. Sounds like it will take some crowding away from Paragon and MoMo’s.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Public House is nice. I actually never went when it was Acme Chophouse, so I’m not sure if it has changed as much.
It’s a bit smaller inside than I thought it would be.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to Acme once during a freezing night game, and they didn’t have the Giants game on any of the TVs. Fuck that.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, announcers
Man-crush much?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He is pretty dreamy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Didn't see the new thread
Thought everyone got bored and left
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
That’s happened to me a few times
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I may be bored, but I’m not left!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dammit, Rent.
Stop being a whore.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That was a tough play, couldn’t have made it much better than that.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah, he looked kind of out to me.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I’m bitter.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This is Timmy's last inning.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
i agree.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
More than 100 pitches. 7 run lead. Bullpen needs work.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably.
No point in him going more than 6, with pitch count creeping up, and the ‘good’ part of the Bullpen all well rested.
I’m guessing Runzler, then Mota.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
<3
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Let him notch the quality start and call it a day.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FINISH HIM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Anderson is too lackadaisical for my liking
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
did I spell that right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
2011 Starting LF
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Vocab word!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Late to the party
tim lincecum- middle of the order hitter?! WTF why was I working?!
Also, this game is better than last night’s.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
You’ve missed some of the most godawful defense by the Dodgers EVAR.
It’s awesome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
damn
sweet.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Ok announcers seriously.
“162 games in a season, you aren’t gonna win them all”
“You got a lot of good players”
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
facepalm
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Official new name:
ERIC KARRLOLS
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
fucking idiots
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ffffffffffffff
I didn’t think it was possible to want to beat the Dodgers more but what do you know…
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
BURY HIM ALREADY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Will it be, or should it?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
.90 EARNED RUN AVERAGE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LINCECUM, inflating my sad POKEMONZ pitching staff since Opening Day.
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I think Timmy inflates all our staffs.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Zing!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/tugs at collar
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
What are these bracelets they are wearing? Just saw Big Head with one on his left wrist.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
GAME STRONG
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is that a Lance Armstrong thing?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had said:
GAMER STRONG
would you have gotten my joke more?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/waves hand over top of head
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
/acknowledges shitty joke.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Torres looked like he was going to run through something.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Torres only has one speed. And that is fast.
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24 Ks thats gotta be in the top ten in baseball right?
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
uh
i believe its first place
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Just looked it up but thanks man
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
After today he will be:
A.) Tied for ML lead in wins
B.) Third in the NL in ERA
C.) First in the MLB in Strikeouts
D.) Hella baked
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WAINWRIGHT
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WAINO WUZ RONG!
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TWSS?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Off Topic
but did you guys hear about the Phillies fan intentionally puking on an 11 year old girl? http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407
by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
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oh…. knew i should have looked before i posted this, but whatever.
by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, pretty despicable. I think there was a fanshot about it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I also heard that we landed on the moon
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t water wet, too?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The guy looks kind of scary too
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
See also
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
/self-promotion
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Good game
I’ve been watching on FOX but haven’t stopped by the thread. Is it just me, or have the announcers been nuthugging the Dodgers all game?
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Do you even have to ask?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
good point. I’m listening to the commentary and thinking “would they have been saying the same things about the Giants last night?”
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Listening to Kruk, Kuip and Dave.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I had that option where I’m at. Maybe it’s time I invested in a portable Radio.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
ERIC KARROS 'nuff said
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
so what was the general reaction when velez tried to score from 2nd in the 1st inning?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
LULZ
But he was safe.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yea he looked safe from what i saw at work
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong call, but stupid risk by Velez.
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Something along the lines of:
He was probably safe, but still was a moronic thing to do, considering the out situation.
I’m ok with this, why not try going 4-4
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
best hitter on the team
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum back out
fuck
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Is this the right time to try and stretch Timmy out though?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
maybe he’s just hitting.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Right.
Why not pitch him yesterday then?
Stupid Brasz.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
sensitive eyes
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
is this a BB count?
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me likey
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Jesus christ
could these guys be pulling for the dodgers any more? What the fuck is this fucking bullshit?
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Thank God I don’t have cable
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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Me either
atdhe ftw
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Why am I listening to Karros right now? Why?
“LOOK AT WHAT THE DODGERS HAVE LEFT!!!!!”
What the hell is wrong with him?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Fucking moron!
WHAT THE FUCK. THEY’RE DOWN BY SEVEN, YOU FUCKING MORON.
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Timmy?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Forbidden Fruit
Nate ates a BB
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
he must have been hungry
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA!!
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I guess with a 7u run lead, you dont sac bunt here…(?)
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Just like you don't steal with a 6 run lead
Matt Kemp you fuck
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
But even with the pitcher? Rule still applies?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Not according to MLB 09 the Show
I always get criticism for that because I always bunted with my pitchers
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Timmy.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Meh
Good game Timmy
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOLOL KEMP
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Velez = shit
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the shit
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
You'll take back your complaints...
if he bats .200 with a lot of doubles?
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
if every hit is a double and there are a lot of walks, absolutely
I am pretty sure he will suck, though
VROOOOOOOOM!!!!!! POUR IT ON THE MUTHER FUCKERS
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LOL KEMP!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOLKEMP
Can’t make sentences, can’t catch the ball.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
VELEZ
we obviously made the right choice trading lewis guys.
LOLVELEZ
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
HEY ERIC KARROS, THEY'RE STILL COMING BACK RIGHT? YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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Velez pimps every ball he hits in the air
Velez, hit it and run, please.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
He doesn’t pose on every BIP
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL KEMP
What a dipshit, If he had take a normal route he could have caught that. Instead he tries to be all stylish.
FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IKR?
he tried to be all smooth about it
then he hit the wall, haha
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
hahah
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
FBAL!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
EPIC!
“dodgers suck” chant audible!
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Did you see that bat flip?
Even when he hits he fucks up.
Hustle, you little fucker. Preen when you’re on base.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOLDGERS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
They have to praise a Giant, so they choose Edgar.
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Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
NOBODY POST THE OTHER ONE
OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
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GOOD
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BONDSLEGEND WRATH IS SO MUCH BULLSHIT, all he does is talk with bold letters
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HEY FUCK YOU
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SOMETIMES THEY’RE ITALICIZED TOO
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This.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
7th inning
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT THEY HAVE MANNY ON THE BENCH!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
The craftsmanship is pretty nice.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He was on second? Moved from there to third?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BulLOLpen
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NINE!
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LOL 9-0...
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
YEAH
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POUR IT ON
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i really hope derosa is ok
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
What happened?
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Strained hammy on a headfirst slide, left early.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
sheeeeeit
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Tried to slide like a penguin for some reason.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm still trying to figure out how he manged that.
I could see jamming his semi-sore wrists…or breaking a finger….or dislocating a shoulder…. but the hammy + head first slide = not computing.
Yes, Also hope Rowand heals ok, as in not playing at the same time.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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It's OK if he isn't because Fred Lewis is waiting in the wings
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
he did play in the field immediately afterward… maybe precautionary
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
RBI
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU LA
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I was honestly shocked that Velez remembered to tag up.
How did Kemp win a GG last year? He’s borderline terrible.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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he has had alot ok LOLKEMP moments recently
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
OF*
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
a lot*
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not....awful.
Just can take some poor routes to the ball, but has decent speed and a penchant for making the uh…dramatic? Catch. Of course, most of his overly dramatic plays could be made to appear routine if he read the ball better, but…. GG voters don’t take that into account.
So,
He’s Eric Byrnes with more power and speed.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
More like he’s running out of bench players.
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Oh Pablo.
We still love you though.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
even though he’s fucking my fantasy team
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
akward
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Can’t blame the guy. Everybody needs some lovin’
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh pablo......
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand out,
we score 9. Let’s go ahead and just put him on the 60-day DL to be safe
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haha
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck you, Dodgers!
vr,
delorean
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
this
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HA
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Great day
Dodgers look like shit, got my first job, and made 20 bucks in an hour.
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
happy ending or no?
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
filthy!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
congrats!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Good on ya
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
hahahahahahah
+109
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Doing what?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Told my two dodgers fans that we'd ten run them the next game
sure enough we did
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Not yet.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They already payed up
so I’m not complaining they got up and left my house
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant, what is your job? i also thought you said that you are making $20/hour.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no I make minimum wage
at a local Pizza Parlor. But it’s good for my first job!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What is minimum wage now?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
7.55 in Nevada
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
National is like $7 I think.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There are about 150 employees at my work that make minimum wage (some may make a little bit more) and I just have no idea how they are able to survive. I mean, how do you survive in Los Angeles on $320 before taxes a week?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I could never live in the LA Area. So expensive.
Even with state minimum being $8 or $8.50
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man that has to be terrible
probably take two or three jobs?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Or cram a bunch of people in a single apartment. Also, I know that a lot of them send money to family in Mexico every week/month
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I made $20
because I bet my two friends that are dodgers fans that we’d ten run them today, after it hit 9 they paid up and said “we are out”
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
CONGRATS DUDE!!!!! also sharks won last night
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That was a fucking great game!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
if they won or lost it was great
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The result made it even better
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
FERNGULLY, coming to DVD April 22.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Looks like a winner.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
Things are hopping at Vick’s joint!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You need to get yourself a stand or something.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer to reman seated.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Touche, sir.
Touche.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Or even remain.
The office chair, a cheesy shelf and the bed are the only furniture.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
No, LPs are cool again. The cassettes in the background, though…
And now I want to listen to Sketches of Spain.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That era’s too noodly for me. Give me the Gil Evans stuff..
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
i mostly wanted to alliterate
i’m not much of a fusion guy at all.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
My USB turntable has a 1/8" plug so I can run tapes onto PC files.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
my house

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
nice.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Quite. I’m sure they’re all copies of the Bananarama debut, though.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I just noticed that van halen was sticking out
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
to be fair, it’s mostly hardcore punk and metal but there is a fair share of random stuff like eddie money (but no bananarama – there is bangles though)
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
[nerd speak] yeah. i don’t collect anymore or anything (not really). is there something that you’re looking for in particular? [/nerd speak]
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, not really
I sold off most of my good stuff in the early/mid-’90s when i was broke-ass — mostly NYHC stuff, Revelation, Schism, etc. Never had a crazy collection with the requisite Misfits/Necros rarities. But talking old rekkids is always fun!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
That's "Really Saying Something."
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S A RARE RECORD, GRANT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m really jealous of this
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What’s in the crate-thingies on the upper right?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
the white boxes are 7"s
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
SHITE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate you people.
I knew a guy whose collection was the entire wall. Ceiling to floor.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Where do you sleep?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Are you John Cusack in “High Fidelity”?
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
All the dumb hipsters are glorifying cassettes now. I don’t think any were old enough to have sued them the first time, though.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
One of my bands is doing a cassette-only release. Tapes are back, baby!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Where does one play these whatzits?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Where does one play these whatsits?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You can say that again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I used cassettes until 1998.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I used them until 2005 — my car had a tape deck in it and nothing else.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of LPs, apparently, it’s Record Store Day today.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It is. I’m blowing off my friend djing a record store down the street to watch this game on tv.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You have your priorities in order.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I still hate guillermo mota
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I’m quite partial to mota, personally. Guillermo, not so much.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Mota = LOLD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLWITT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I enjoy this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wasn’t Torre quoted as saying his plan against timmy was to “chase him” out of the ball game? I don’t thats what he had in mind…
I know just what you’re speakin’
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he meant with a bat.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He planned to do that without Manny, Blake, or Suck it Martin in the lineup? Looks like a white flag lineup to me.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
How full do the stands look at Dodger Stadium?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Better then when the game started. And actually more full then yesterday.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mota
Future Mananger? I always thought dude was a bit of a dickhead.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Fuck you and your family Karros, you homering, douchebag, worthless, talentless piece of stinking dog shit
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Newsletter?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well then.
Tell us how you really feel.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
RUZZ Sighting
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Anyone else been watching Pure Pwnage teh TV series
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
Didn’t one of those actors die?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. One died after the last ep of season 2. Not one of the mains, tho. Now the show is on Canadian cable. It’s well produced and incredibly funny. Of course it’s not aired in the US even though the US is what got the show on Canadian TV.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
There should be a rule in the MLB.
No player who has played on the Giants or Dodgers for 3+ years should be allowed to play for the other team in their career.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
STFU ERIC KARROS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PANDA D!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Tim LOLcecum
2010 Stats: 20 IP, 13 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 3 BB, 24 K
ERA 0.90, WHIP 0.70, K/9 10.8
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
See?
The Immovable Object triumphs.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The Immovable Object triumphs.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Go to hell, Halladay.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This!
Timmy is also now the NL strikeouts leader.
Leader in K/9? Jonathan fuckin’ Sanchez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SUCK IT HALLADAY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
it's the Panda express!
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Time for them to get on Kershaw's jock.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PRESERVE THE SHUT OUT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Karros now beginnning to masturbate at the thought of scoring a run
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
No, no, no, Mota. We have a shutout to protect.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
I can't do it anymore.
Game is now muted. Listening to iTunes while watching, now.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Re. FOX's terrible commentators
The FOX BRAZSZ has to know that most people hate their announcers. So do they just not give a fuck? McCarver & Buck? Seriously? Is that the best they can do?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
The people who like McCarver and Buck
are the same people who like FoxNews.
They’re family-friendly.
The people who like McCarver and Buck are the people who hate common sense, beauty and grace.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
again
the same people who like Fox News
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Or… and this is just a guess, but maybe only a certain niche of people hate the announcers, and in reality that is a very small percentage of FOX’s audience.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
yeah
this is more than likely the case. it still boggles my mind tho.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
You can doubt FOX in a lot of ways, and I mean A LOT, but their ability to make business decisions that will make them the most money isn’t one of them.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
was timmy throwing 89-90 today??
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Nah, their gun was cold. He was going a good 93.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
oh ok
good to hear
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
That was the same reaction that I had when it said that at the start of the game lol.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Yeah, I mentioned this earlier. Like 4 times. And people kept asking about it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
who cares, 0 runs all that matters
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/dominates the league
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Watchout guys
Dodgers threaten to score.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Not if James LOLney has anything to say about it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
fox announcers:
Shortstop = most important position on the field
C, SS, CF
All vital positions. Good thing we have them all covered nicely.
…Right?
See: Posey, Buster
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
nah
The Giants had the 2009 version of Edgar there last season and still won 88 games. oh, and LOL FOX
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Idiots.
Most important position in the out field. DUH.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Karros is worse than McCarver
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HEY FUCK YOU
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Though difficult to imagine anyone more grating and talentless than McCrapper, Karros is indeed worse.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Giant Douche v. Turd Sandwich
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S YOUR SACRED DUTY TO VOTE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
worst commentary of a SF/LA game of all time.
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
seconded
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
preemptive LOLRUSS!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
No kidding.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Lol Yahoo not updating pictures
On the yahoo box score I have seen a Giant facing a Giant (Sandoval vs Ramon Ortiz in a giant hat from last year) and a Dodger facing a a Dodger (Loney vs Mota in a Dodger hat from last year)
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
ESPN has Russ in an Astros cap.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I love that these homers are talking about a world series game that didn’t even happen
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
IKR????
/throws self down stairs
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GAME 6.
Also Ortiz was not “begging” for the ball.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DEFENSE.
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I'm sort of glad the Mets/Cards game is on.
Pretty good game, 0-0, bottom of 9th.
Somebody has Jaime Garcia in POKEMONZ
THIS GUY
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Sell high.
Dude’s good, but….not 1 run in 13 innings good.
2 reasons why he's valuable
deep league (14 teams)
He counts as 1 of 2 required relief pitchers in a league that counts inherited runners allowed, so since he’s a starter I can plug him in there and he’ll never give one up.
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So no
I will not be selling. SO THERE
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He went for 80 bucks
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damn did that draft suck
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ikr
Timmy went for 75, I got Verlander for like 32
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Verlander>>>>Timmy, he’s cheaper
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Yeah, I’d take two JVs over one TL.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
K/9 league
I got beckett, verlander, nolasco, garza, de la rosa, and hardin
woot.
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that is one hell of a rotation
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Hasn't been a great start
but Beckett got back on track last night..I’m pretty freakin excited. Got some good sleepers like wade davis and Jaime garcia too..
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Two and a half, really. $75? That’s a whole, reeeeeally good pitching staff.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
our cap was double what a normal cap is. But it’s still ridiculous.
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You’re playing with fools. Separate them from their money.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I really like my team in that league
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I’ll bet. What are the scoring categories?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
HR/BB/TB/OBP/SLG
K/K-9/WHIP/OBPA/IRA
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K and K/9 seems kinda though not totally rendundant. What’s IRA? You mean ERA?
I’m in a 4th-year keeper auction league with
R/ 2B/ 3B/ HR/ RBI/ OBP/ SB
and
HR allowed/ W/ K-9/ SV+Holds/ QS/ ERA/ WHIP
Yeah, we’ve overthought it a bit.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
IRA – inherited runs allowed
Seems like WHIP and OBPA is also pretty redundant.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
OBP is an offensive stat.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
OBPA
On Base Percentage Against
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Oh, you’re talking about his league’s categories. My bad.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
lol wow
no, IRA- inherited runners allowed. It’s the only reliever stat we have, so relievers are actually bad in that league. They can pretty much only hurt you.
And yeah, k and k/9 seems weird.
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That's too many categories for me
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a good reliever
will probably have a high k/9 and low (relative) k total
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You just punting saves?
Liriano from the twins would be a good target in a trade for the other RP spot, if that’s your strategy.
Saves don't count
it’s a crazy sabr league. Ks, K/9, WHIP, IRA, and OBPA
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I have CJ Wilson and Garcia in my RP spots
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thinkin about picking up CJ wilson and dropping Cody Ross
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Wilson's pretty good
held his own against the spankees
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Of course they show Sandoval striking out, instead of one of Haegar’s 5 walks.
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exactly
fucking joke. HE DIDNT MAKE IT PAST THE FOURTH, YOU FUCKING MORONS
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3+, to be exact.
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WHAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
is that he’s a dodger, and everyone loves the dodgers
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And the Knuckler that Panda struck out on was a flat one. Not even a good example of the pitch.
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FUCK YOU FOX, YOU DODGER LOVING DICK HEADS
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Ned Colletti and Brian Sabean
have dreams* about Russ Ortiz.
*The moist kind
Ew
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
*Themoistwoist kind
Fixed.
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And Dusty Baker still thinks he's a good manager
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No, Rose. Fuck you and your shitty show.
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If Chris Rose does a show on Fox, does it make a sound?
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also, it’s not like every spots channel in the universe hasn’t had a segment on how to throw a knuckler every year for the last twenty
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s okay to root for the Mets because they don’t stand a chance at competing, and thus help our odds for home field.
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I had forgotten about Russ’s Arizona Stint.
Man was that contract bad.
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Anybody hear about Ray Durham is he retired? Are the Giants going to
out him on the wall of fame?
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t think he’s eligible.
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Thats sad
I thought he played a damn good second base for us
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you have to have been an All Star as a Giant? :( I agree, he’s probably a better Giant than some of the players on the actual Wall of Fame.
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My thoughts exactly
He was my favorite ball player
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray Durham is gay?
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
“Are the Giants going to out him on the wall of fame?”
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Yeah my bad I meant to put "put"
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
As we type Sabean is working on bringing Ray back along with Luis Gonzales to take up the outfield slack
gritty gamers, both
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Outing people is really not cool. I would hope they’d let him make his own decision.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray Durham is gay?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hahahaha
still SBC park
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect picture
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Last time I checked
he has a wife and a couple kids. I don’t think he is gay.
He was a hell of a gamer though
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a joke based on your typo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh ok that makes sense
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
*Put
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So what’s up, guys?
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KarrLOLos
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants and Big Time Timmy Jim.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'VE HAD TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE IT'S A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL MODS
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
SO GOOD I CAN TASTE IT
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/wants to be like Grant
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SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK YOU KNOW!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Should put that quote on the back of the T-shirt
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And I’m watching it right now because I’m a hypocrite in addition to being an asshole!
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL DODGERS!
Damn, this Tommy Lynceycam is pretty good.
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WHIP 0.70.
wat!
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THANK GOD
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OH HAI JPONRY!
timmy got RBI EYES thats about it
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
We're wining!
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we are also currently winning
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That too!
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The score seems to prove that
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OT
Anyone know if you can split screen with Directv?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
Step 1: get an axe…
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You know, despite the loss yesterday, it sure is nice to see the Giants scoring 17 runs off the Dodgers pitching in 2 games.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So much this.
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Yeah. My dodger fan co worker this morning told me that after the game ended, he was not happy, because it felt like they lost after all the runs the Giants got.
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More runs than we scored in that entire fiasco we called a first road trip last season…
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe we hit that feat yesterday.
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Nick Johnson this season: .176/.429/.324
LOLBP
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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Adam Dunn too
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ADAM DUNN, either hits HR or strikes out
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Or he walks.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark Reynolds > Adam Dunn
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So do we all agree that Matt Holiday is the most overrated player of the last year?
0-4 with 3 Ks and 3 LOB today.
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Based on one game?
No?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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Lol
He was hitting .295/.350/.595 before the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fuck me then.
I saw the 268 ave and thought his line couldn’t be that good.
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randy winn
RATED
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
that’s a stupid thing to say
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LOL NO
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Manny?
Jason Bay?
Aaron Hill?
David Ortiz?
David Ortiz.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
But … But Ortiz is clutch!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
GUYS
PANDA HAD THIS ONE GAME WHERE HE DIDN’T GET A HIT, HE’S TERRIBLE AND OVERRATED.
HE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH POWER, KARROS TOLD ME SO.
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Loud out
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
Sounds about right.
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Doubtful against Kershaw,
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nate,torres, velez
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Torres will find his way out there.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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LOL Bowker.
I hope so.
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NOT A PLATOON
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VROOM
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
MY BOY
MY BABY BOY
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'M FEELING THE RUNZ!
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/takes some pepto
Inning over!
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in play: run(s)
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOUD OUT(S)
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOLine outs.
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So I guess the Dodger’s hitters were just being douchebags, and that’s why Timmy had a high pitch count with a 1.00 WHIP?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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He was wild on a few pitches, and he got into a couple battles and stranded runners on second once or twice, but nothing out of hand.
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So I guess the Dodger’s hitters were just being douchebags
isn’t that a given? :O
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Striking people out
takes pitches, and stuff. They might be the LOLgers, but they don’t quite hack at the first pitch, like the Giants.
STFD horrible person
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes
I spent hours cleaning that up…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Runzler is good.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DAN "I DONT REALLY GIVE UP ANY " RUNZLER
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
Kunzler!!!!!!!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Such language!
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Yeah, I thought about that before I posted. I care not.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That word has a proud tradition!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OK, King, I have a stand.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
progress!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
And a bathroom!
Fat cats, ruining America…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Looks like something from IKEA
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Enjoy your affordable, Swedish crap!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It's something from Circle K - a.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
/thumbsup
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Hey, it works!
Anything to take a lil’ strain of your neck.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t get over how bad Sherrill has been this year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The only Dodger I own in Pokemonz
I am so glad I have never started him.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I guess that American League East to the National League theory doesn’t always work huh?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey it’s Sherrell.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Shift-A
/Just coming back in after working with my kid on her book report.
So now DeRosa is out with a sore hammy?
As Baggs said:
Baseball really is all about timing. If Rowand and DeRosa had gotten hurt 72 hours earlier, Fred Lewis might still be a Giant.
Goddammit.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Fred Lewis will be missed now.
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
HAY GUYZ I MIGHT BE IN THE MINORITY BUT I LIKED FRED LEWIS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Me too
and I am a minority :P
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you new here?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nope
i can’t tell if this is sarcasm but I’ve been posting since like november december.
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
CHILD BEARING HIPS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
"The Gangsta-Redneck"
What?
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TI!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
so, does velez still suck?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
VRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Could be another mirage.
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Check out Jason Kendall and Scott Posednik on the Royals — right now, I’m sure there’s someone on Royals Review asking everyone if they still think Kendall’s a bum.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Orioles. Is that the 7th time this year they’ve blown a lead?
LOL!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah is there a “take backs” clause in that trade contract?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Backsies!
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lol
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
the yo-yo clause?
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LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
SUSAN!!
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i think he only threw 1 strike there
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
lol Fred struck out today
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TOO PATIENT
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Bring back the bunions.
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A POSITIVE NOTE?? Fuck you!!
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yea fuck you chris rose
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
To hell with them.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yes, point out those positives to the Dodgers.
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9 runs on 12 hits...
I like it!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And 6 walks!
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KnucLOLe Ball
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I care.
I care plenty!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HOW CARE YOU
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
extrabaggs: According to ESPN GameCast, there’s a 99 percent chance #SF Giants win this game. The stray 1 % is in case Armando Benitez unretires
zzzing
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Awesome
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He did his job!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The prime word is did.
Now thankfully he doesn’t have a job.
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LOL Baggs
According to ESPN GameCast, there’s a 99 percent chance #SF Giants win this game. The stray 1 % is in case Armando Benitez unretires.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
Still Awesome the second time.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How much discussion of the announcers has their been today?
They are the biggest Doyer Homers i have EVER heard on a national broadcast…i know it is Karros but why don’t they just admit they are on the payroll?
THIS IS THE FIRST ANYONE HAS BROUGHT THIS UP!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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No, they haven't. Does Karros suck?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
defensive replacement in meaningless inning

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uh
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
idgi
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is that Burger King commercial saying they stole that sandwich from McDonalds?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Yep
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No thanks,
We have had two player injuries this series already.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nah
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
MEHDDERS.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
more baggs:
“Many Ramirez left the game after three innings because of a tight right calf. Hold on a minute, let me run that through my BS translator and see what comes out. Here it goes …
"Manny Ramirez left the game after three innings because of a 7-0 lead." "
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
ssssssnap
Andrew is on a roll!
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MEDDERS!!!!?!?!?
OMG WTF
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Medders, please ruin another shut out
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
wtf are they talking about regarding Medders?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Oh gawd. Mehdders.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
WTF ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?
Just serious. STFU
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But...but COPS!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Medders was a guy Bochy could depend on [to blow a lead] last year
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
him too
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
EMPTY STADIUM IS EMPTY
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
TO MATCH DODGERS SOULS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OBJECTION
Assumes facts not in evidence.
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OVERRULED!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
There is just so much evidence…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hanger
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
STEVE HOLM!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
These assholes. If the Dodgers scored 9 runs, they would be like “THE DODGERS OFFENSE IS AMAZING!” The Giants score 9 runs and “The Giants offense is sufficient.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s like they expect us to score this many runz.
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Large market teams should also get handicaps yes
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
meh
The Dodgers on the other hand!
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Nice foul ball caught by an empty seat.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Also
he loooooves saying “he squeezes it”
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Appropriate when Huff is at the plate.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL
Time to mention the ballpark!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
2009 Giants like.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice Play, Juan
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
juan more
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
DAYUM!
Jazz Hands!
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i think this tom linsesum fellow might just have some moxy!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Fantastic

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
WRECK'D SO MUCH.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rec'd
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Love it.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Butts Up!
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YES!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw Mehdders.
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Fucking Medders.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
In fact, I will never again refer to him without using his new full name - Brandon Fucking Medders.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
Russel Martin lazerz?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Oh look.
Martin gets to bat. It’s like a gift for everyone here.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU MEDDERS.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Still not fooling
anyone.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
lol 5 foot tall fence.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
five foot? you are generous
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
ding dong
uh-oh, meh-ders
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Come on, Suck It. End the game. You know you wanna.
I triple dog dare you
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT MEHHHHHHHDERS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Martin brush back.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I dislike Medders, but Bochy is the dumbfuck who keeps putting him out there
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Muck It Sussel Rartin
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
Livan Hernandez...WTF
2-0. 16 IP. 0 R.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
still hate him
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Who’s running his corpse out there every 5th day?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LULZ
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FINNISH HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
MEHDDERS!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Brandon Fucking Medders should have been packaged with Howry.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE K SIRM
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
FINISH HIIIIIIIIIIIIM!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WOW SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU MEDDERS
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
“Manny tweaked a calf injury”
Did he mentally want to replace “tweaked” with “faked”?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK YOU RUSSELL MARTIN
DAMMIT MEDDERS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK MEDDERS
YOU SUCK ASS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
Garret Anderson drops more balls than a prostitute amirite?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
are they that close? roommates?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
In tact.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
Mehdders...
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
MEDDERS
FINNISH THIS SHIT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
No, seriously.
If you blow this shutout, you are fucking disowned.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy
will have Jim Brewer comments about medders after the game…
“we don’t know his velocity looks good”
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
BRANDON MEDDERS
DUDE RUINS SHUTOUTS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
(Deuces)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
GAEM!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Jesus.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
I will sometimes never again refer to him without using his new name - Jesus Lincecum.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
shift-A

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Nice
86 mph high fastball.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
THANK GAWD!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wins!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THANK GOD!!!
SHUTOUT!!!!!!!!!!!
SUCK IT DODGERS!!!!!
NOW DANCE!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
159-3
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
BALLGAME
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
SUCK IT DODGERS
SUCK IT LA
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
3/4 SHUTOUTS!
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
What does this mean?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
We have 3 shutouts, but should have 4, if it weren’t for Mehdders
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh.
9/12! (if not for being outscored 3 times for various reasons)
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i didn’t word that the best way
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Shutouts are cool.
3 in 11 games.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 18 recs
YES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This has 12 recs…how many does it need to turn green?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If you reload, it should be green.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
3, I think.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Just hit refresh.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
this is good
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
HA
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew that would be a gif the moment I saw it.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants = best offensive team EVER
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol
I should make one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
except put Zito’s face in the photo of Laura.
by Into the Void on Apr 17, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
but awesome
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Eugenio before we drafted him?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this one.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
S I R M
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU LA
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
3-0!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is not the right one.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HOLY HELL YES!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
NEEDS MORE GREEN
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
5 recs in one minute.
winnar
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
AWESOME!!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Burn dodgers, Burn!!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
Although, poor Vin Scully. Everyone else can suck it, especially Russell Martin.
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 17, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I did that
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU DODGERS
FUCK. YOU.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOLeft Field

There is a man in the bullpen to give you scale of how tall that fence is.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Can I get a Yes! Yes! FUCK yes! up in here?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
look up
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FAIL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NOOOOOOOO, DNW
This scene always creeps me out. :(
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
WARNING WARNING NUCLEAR ATTACK

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
Dance

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For victory!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HAHAHHAA KNBR FAIL
HAHAHHA LMAO THAT IS NOT AUBREY
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions

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