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8 - 10 loss

San Francisco Giants
@ Los Angeles Dodgers

Sunday, Apr 18, 2010, 1:10 PM PDT
Dodger Stadium

Barry Zito vs Clayton Kershaw

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 70.

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Thanks, Grat.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gratifying

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Potatoes Au Grat are delicious too

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i grant you one wish

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT YOUR MOUTH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

(It’s a groug-ism!!)

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/17/1427882/open-gamethread-4-17#34985365

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUDE!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs moar experince! BORK

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

JERMAINE DYE AVAILABLE

We’ll bork him onto the roster tomorrow.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"With his gritty, veteran presence bork bork bork........."

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my nightmare.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must play prove he can play every single position always before he gets a job.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

When is Freddy coming off the DL?

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants were hoping first week of May. It’s now looking more like mid-May

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully never

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure why you would think this.

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want him back. Better number 2 hitter than Rent

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not before May. Just started BP with coaches in AZ, I think.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

April 2011

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...

This is when his rehab assignment starts

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ump has 2 very different strike zones today

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this now?

NICE!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Whats Timmy's record with 5 runs or more?

Or has he never had 5 runs or more…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wins, followed by mo' de' same.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Arms aren’t short enough.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY IS MORE MAGIC INSIDE THAN ANYBODY ELSE!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

TMI

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM TIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone on a computer getting a video feed?

Jonesing.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

You at work or something? It’s on here in PHX.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't even spell that word anymore.

All I have is the Interwebs.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunny ears?

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You aren’t missing anything exciting.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I groove on Master Shake.

Let me be the arbiter of what I find exciting!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish this fucker, Tim

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Gameday is way behind. Hasn’t even started the bottom of the third for me.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Gameday sucks balls right now

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Charlie

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

So, about Bowker?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Karros:

“Boom boom boom”

Great analysis.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FU DOUCHERS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG PANIC 82MPH FB!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FU KARROS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Did these morons say if DeRosa is in LF?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

mlb at-bat has DeRosa still in LF

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONLY 3 KS

PANIC

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, where was that?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOO !!!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Jamey Carrol annoys me.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKum

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOO, that was a good pitch

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

No hitter? DONE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

Fucking Bugeyes would get the first hit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it ever gonna happen to timmy?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNPOSSIBLE

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kimmy!


says stfd!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes my last bit of interest.

I kinda think this game is just about over.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey hey hey!!

Stop that!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs another hit of something.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jinxy cat Jinxy cat
Where are you?
I. Love. You.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Apr 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add fox sports on facebook?

no thank you

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously, that’s just stupid

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s really dumb. I don’t friend monolithic multinational corporations.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

rupert murdoch has a sad

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I was hoping his first no-hitter would be against the Dodgers.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God that fucking music in the stadium.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i know this is blasphemy but...

im kinda of glad that this is no longer a no-hitter…i could never forgive FOX if the reason i missed timmy’s nono was because of their stupid game-showing policy

by ir1shgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

selfish.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karros would do everything in his power to jinx it

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

to their credit

i don’t think either announcer mentioned it to that point

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH THIS FUCKER

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PANIC

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. NO MORE HITS, TIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, I hate the high fastball pitch call.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, i’m done with this game now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

come on tim

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ETHIER

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLDGERS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

[/inning]

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Fuck you, Eithier. Nice 1 pitch out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Eithier? Whatever, fuck em all.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is hitting .385 gang

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Splitting time between 1B/LF/SS/3B coach.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t think he is that bad. I really don’t think he pitched as badly as it would appear yesterday. It was bad don’t get me wrong, just not as bad as it appeared. He was getting squeezed and 4 of the runs scored on that bad pitch that got taken out of the park.

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think he’s that bad, just a general comment on the stupidity of the FO / fanbase.

by grape on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

"After a few more years of seasoning bork bork bork bork....."

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANDRE THE GIANT (inconvenience)

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Typical Dodger fan about now.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops, that was a little too big.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you remembered the subject line

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would feel bad if I didn't.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a little too hot…

by grape on Apr 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE LOSING ME MCC!

That took a little too long.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That took a little too long.

TWSS

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong on so many levels

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUBJECT LINE?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU JABBA
extrabaggs
  
Oh snap from @TommyLasorda: RT http://twitpic.com/1gc418 – Hey Giants, have any of these?

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I love lasagna!

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

cockmaster

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

what, douchebag whoremongering fatass Italian pieces of shit?

No, we never have had any of those.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, trophies or whoremongering fatass italian pieces of shit? Because if you’re referring to the latter, I’m not a chronic whoremongerer.

by grape on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THAT SHIT

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go eat a lasagna, you douche.

by pwoper on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw That

What a piece of shit.

Hey Tommy can I get some parenting advice?

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL fair ball

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA SWINGZ!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Bloop Double!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA DOUBLES

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

Man teats?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

hits accidental doubles

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WELL OILED MACHINE!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

close enough, just watch half of this...

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

lead-off man on in every inning

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That Panda is a gamer.

Get’s his uni dirty.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ffffff incorrect use of apostrophe

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Panda

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

not a strike

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OBPEE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

G'day Charlie

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Audrey walk with me.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

this is my favorite thing ever.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, cheating the game.

by Murray, Present on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

huff should bat second imo

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Free Swingers, have to change.

Not the Giants Way.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

AuBBrey

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA

He doesn’t say Suck it Russell Martin he says fuck you Russell Martin
Pablo Sandoval Kicks the Dodgers Pictures, Images and Photos

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

This game has been great for our peripheral stats.

Also, if I’m not mistaken, we’ve only scored less than 5 runs once (twice?) this year.

by grape on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

hankschulman DeRosa is coming out of the game. He appeared to hurt himself with a headfirst slide into second base in the third inning.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING IDIOT

totally unnecessary slide. Christ.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why slide head first? agreed, stupid

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

He’s just asking for it with all of those

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno why he was in at the top of the inning.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit.

I wonder if Sabes wishes he had F dot Lew back

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it bowker atleast?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

dumb

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

love his reaction over lincecum’s bat

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Boch says Rowand probably going on DL

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank goodness.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He better.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smart

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochy interview: rowand may go on DL

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW! REALLLY! I AM SO SURPRISED!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that means he also may not go?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww….Keep him in

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the few games that I cannot see via MLB TV

And the dumbass Mets are on in NC. Now i have to stream this crap. Damnit.

by NHL84 on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You have a stream?

I would gladly pay you Tuesday…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have a stream?

by DFARowand on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had an intermittent one.

Thought I’d NEVER get out of the can…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy:

Mumble Mumble Mumble Mumble Mumble

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, mmmblmmmblmblmmmblmbl

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmblmmmblmblmmmblmbl Sanchy mmmblmmmblmblmmmblmbl Timmy mmmblmmmblmblmmmblmbl Bowky mmmblmmmblmblmmmblmbl

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SUCK HAEGER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Now work the bullpen Giants.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Destroy this bullpen!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Kruk said MonTasterios. That would be mountain of the stereos, which sounds awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a French breakfast cereal, but, whatever

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like this guy joined the clergy.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haeger…..not so good

by DFARowand on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BOWKER

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

new Douchers pitcher?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

safe

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought so too. Hard for umpire because of the barehand.

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, he was safe.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Why not Bowker?

Also, way FUCKING SAFE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

So this Monasterios guy is a Rule Fiver?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are we bunting

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS BOWKER?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was an attempt at a hit — he needs to try something, I think he has an 0 for 2010 going.

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was safe

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He was safe.

Shitty umps are shitty.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

hey

at least B-Mo can’t hit into a conventional DP

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

/checks to see if Velez is on base

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Karros has now said “Boom” six times today. Been taking tips from John Madden.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs more telestrater.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the dynamite kid.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

so now two of our outfielders are injured and FLew is a Blue Jay.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOOOM!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You can’t be afraid to hit with two strikes.”
TELL ME MORE ERIC KARROS

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Madden ’94 FTW

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So, why won't anyone answer about Bowker?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLDGERS!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLDGER FAIL

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL EITHIER GTFO

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLTHIER

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Money!

This game is bizarre.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

to say the least, but i like it

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't argue with success!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is certainly true.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our plan is to score in the strangest ways possible to demoralize the Dodgers.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ETHIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGERS

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSODGERS!!!

by Leniz on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLDGERS

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OH THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

LOL DEFENSE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBEYEZ???!!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Ethier

Too bad you can’t hit Slams in the field you douche.

by NHL84 on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

honestly, not even surprised.

thats just been the game so far today. LOL!

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLs AngeLOLs LOLgers!

Finished my work for the day and I get to watch the Dodgers fail. Yay!

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand maybe to the DL, DeRosa out of the game, maybe we should have kept Lewis….

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SABES WUZ WRONG?!?

UNPOSSIBLE

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

so was most of McC

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh?

only since Bumgarner’s arm fell off

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

his arm didn’t fall off

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just being held together by molasses.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's working at 88

at this point I hope it’s ‘just’ an elbow/TJ

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not happy about it either

but I still plan to be insufferable about being right on Heyward from way back

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WCW MAY BE RIGHT IN THE FUTURE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

a distinct possibility

so buy me a beer in the present, just in case

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send the bill to MCC

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

mcc is totally good for it

thank heaven. I’ll have another small beer

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we will filibuster it.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll vote it down like a raise for school teachers!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I read Waiting for Godot? I really want to read Waiting for Godot.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

out loud

it’s not funny unless you read out loud

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well obviously. I mean, it is a filibuster.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/starts reading War and Peace

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mostly meant Beckett

but by all means, go all Mr. Smith.

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yakety Sax

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this game :)

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Bahaha

Ethier is a douche.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Water is wet

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fire is hot?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ethier

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

that's what they scored it as? nowai

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Kemp.

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, I wish we had him, too

..of course, we gave up Lewis for a bucket of balls, so we cearly don’t deseve him.

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice catch, damn.

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, if he hadn’t misjudged the ball and trotted there, that’s routine.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attaboy Uribe

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Rib Eyes

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

U

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBEYE

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

so sad i am missing this game because of BS blackout restrictions!!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FOX Announcers fapping over Kemp.

by Murray, Present on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol.

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that made no sense at all.

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darren Ford or maybe even Thomas Neal

or some guy in fresno?

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I fear it’s Peguero.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't like that guy

but he seemed to do ok in spring training

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did Wellemeyer

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we know how that turned out

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Peguero, but calling him up now is not a good idea. It’s the bad idea jeans.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

who should we call up then?

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

An infielder if they want to fill the roster spot. They have OF as it is; Torres can play CF.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

glad we have frandsen still

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs said Rohlinger is a likely candidate.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabes calls him up yesterday

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don't you like Peguero?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is a little too young

I shouldn’t have phrased it as i don’t like him, but I don’t like the ideaof playing him now.

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, gotcha.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably RR (Per Baggs IIRC)

And if DeRosa is out for a while I’d go with Guzman

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by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, Guzman’s not on the 40 man.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will get rid of someone we aren’t using, like Velez.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or fred lewis. Oh wait...

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants only have 39 on their 40 man roster

so his contract can be purchased

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by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAH SON!

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Ford, just so we have a second guy who can actually play center. Plus, if we’re keeping Buster in AAA to delay his arb clock, they should do the same for Neal.

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa Nate is alive?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

What is this run scoring you speak of?

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by Yoyo on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WOA WAHT A PLAY!!!! SHOW IT AGAIN!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

More! More! More!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK sez the announcer

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He could’ve gotten to that without a dive, I think he slowed up so he could get some style points. Thats just how much of a douche he is.

by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOWING OFF FOR THE GURLFREND LULZ

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

a DODGER PLAYER DO SOMETHING DOUCHY? NEVER!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT YOUR MOUTH!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN THE HOTTEST HITTER IN BASEBALL SCORE 7 RUNZ?

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BY HIMSELF? YES!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD, I WAS SCURRED THAT HE WASN'T ALL THAT AND A BAG OF SHIT!

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Haegar's Line

3+ IP, 7 H, 7 ER, 5 ER, 5 BB, 3 K, 94 pitches.

Say it with me now: LOL!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HaegaROR

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised the Giants were so disciplined. Though, Haeger wasn’t really all that close with anything.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like Wellemeyer bad, LOL

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow he had 7 ER and 5 ER?

That’s terrible

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by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

I am just a big ball of proofread fail today.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT THE SAME TIME. i don’t think you can do that, nerd

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve also gotten cheated out of two safe calls, one of which should have scored a run.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s R.A.D.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

literally

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, that joker is gone now

94 pitches of dreadfulness. I hope we play him every series the rest of the way. I also hope he gets 30 starts.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf jaime garcia of st louis has a no hitter going?

damn, mets suck. johan shuttin’ cards out though

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yu Darvish.

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what about Yu Darvish?

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no u

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

remind me of the babe?

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Third base.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, Garcia is scheduled to pitch against Lincecum this Friday

by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol kurt thomas playing center

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ay-you-henny-o

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY MATT KEMP!!! YOU SUCK, YOU JACKASS

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm concerned, fellas.

Matt Kemp could well hit a zillion run homer.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD RIHANNA

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT KEMP

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD "HOTTEST HITTER"

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Kemp!

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Good lawd I love watching him pitch!

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DOUCHE

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

that particular strikeout made my day

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKum

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was there a looking? I must have missed it.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You LIE!

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG JOE TORRE

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Torre’s charisma is paralyzing.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

But he is the best!

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad your bullpen is awful this year, Joe.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

No, she just dresses like one.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kindly sit, sir.

And your madam is a harlot.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

She’s on da MTVz.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look for the one who’s wearing insufficient clothes.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that narrows it down

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And bad hair. And chunky sunglasses.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw

I like Rihanna. She wears weird stuff and her music is catchy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

dating matt kemp

took her down several (thousand) notches

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, youre weird

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But her taste in men really needs some tweaking.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's pretty talented, no doubt

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

She just grinds around while singing under an autotuner. I don’t call that talent.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a concussion, Kruk! He should be on the DL no matter how bad the fracture was.

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

why would they direct him?

kurros is an idiot

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Fox Announcers

“Guys, the opposing dugout won’t help you make an out!”

by TGOH on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe if you ask really nicely?

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

with flowers, preferably

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD 2002 Angel !

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

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STFD Former Angel!

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, nasty pitch

STFD whoever it was

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STFD!

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zz

Yu struck out!

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by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD WASHED UP GUY I AM AFRAID WE MAY SIGN ONE DAY.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Not until every last ounce of ability and talent are gone

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike Beliard a lot

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Belly lard

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

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by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim! Stop teasing those poor Dodgers!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ girl on right

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yoink

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm, subject?

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck subjects

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh. wtf?

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's an Oriental girl (Can I say "Oriental" w/o getting slapped?)

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We say ‘Celestials’ around here.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d stick with “East Asian,” but I don’t know the crowd here. “Oriental” is pretty antiquated," unless you’re talking about rugs.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We aren’t talking about the guys who built the fucking railroads here, Walter!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just start flagging them.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm....

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shifts in chair

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE FUCK DOWN...SIT IT!

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by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bottom Feeder

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LinceKKKKKum

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GET HIM TIMMY!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLLIARD!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you announcers

“I don’t think the Dodgers will be this bad all season”

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Karros is not unlike FP in his broadcasting acumen

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You keep telling yourself that Karros

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by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

east coast evil bias

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ. That’s fucking awful. Try to show some objectivity, Fox.

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox used to own the Dodgers, didn’t they?

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Even Rupert Murdoch can’t handle that much evil.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says the former Dodger

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely not, because everyone wants the dodgers to do well

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi can play left right?

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

No it should be read like this:

Ishi can play left field, right?

Having a rough day :P

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He took a couple innings there in ST, but didn’t get a single ball hit his way.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left right, better known as center.

No, he only plays left.

Hardy har.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t want to see Ish in the outfield.

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

These Michelin commercials creep me right the fuck out.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't have Michelin?

You do have death.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

More runs please

I want 3 TDs on the Bums.

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy Timmy!

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Another not a strike strike

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMOTHY LEROY FUCKING LINCECUM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ON A MISSION

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY MOTHER FUCKERS

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oui.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

his strategy is without flaw!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

take me to the river tim lincecum

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY BEST HITTER EVER

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by Yoyo on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

.500!!!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZORAK

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy for MVP!

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, can Timmy play CF?

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Velez

We will never be rid of him.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

A preemptive Fuck You GAR

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

“it doesn’t look favorable for the dodgers.”
NO WAI

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred pinch hit for Jose Molina today. He struck out.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Weaver next?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

if the go to the bullpen?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF UMPS???

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Gar!?

What the fuck just happened?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

These umpires are having a terrible game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

417 get hits erry day!

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ this...

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is going on?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum and Velez nice

WTF Rent

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by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow this is bullshit

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

wait what.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

What a weid play

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WOA WOA WOA, what the fuck

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t a catch so shut up.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS THE UMPIRE’S FAULT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

can teh ground cause a fumble?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So only Lincecum is out at thrid on the force, right?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what it looks like.

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a second I thought they were going to fuck us and call someone else out.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was some goddamn terrible umpiring.

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by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ump fail

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck arguing it, Tim's getting cold for the CGSHO.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow what a horribly unlucky set of circumstances.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

just hit a homer, pablo

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY'RE CALLING RENTERIA OUT

“Yo, Edgar, watchoo got?”

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez is obviously out.

I can’t believe Rose and Karros are this stupid….oh wait, yes I can.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure what happened

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up announcers.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ok what

how is velez not out?

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by Viliphied on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

umps suck

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol weird. but we'll take it

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I guess, its cool that its only one out.

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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...

I’d say we’re even now, because Velez was safe at home in the first.

by TGOH on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

So they tagged 3rd before Lincecum got there, that’s a force. Tagged 2nd before Rent got there, that should be a 2nd out. Amiright?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes it should be, but they suck so…

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing because the 3rd base ump rules out then fair ball they are giving the Giants the base. Who knows.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take it

Sounds like the signaled catch anyways, so we deserve something.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent wasn’t already there?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rewound the DVR and see what you are talking about. Something is weird here, though. So they must have ruled it a catch, right?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the ump called it a catch at first

Then since he dropped it they forced us out at 3rd and 2nd, but the umps felt bad for their call and only called lincecum out?

Something like that

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the weirdest plays I have ever seen

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, we get one back. But, was that ball foul?

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

No, the rule is where the ball is when it is first touched by the outfielder. Doesn’t matter about his body or feet or anything else. In fact, the outfielder could be totally in foul territory and if when he touches the ball it is still over fair territory, then it is fair.

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the rule, but by the time I realized it might have been in foul territory the ACE BROADCASTING TEAM was just showing Timmy running over and over again. I take it from your explanation, though, that he touched the ball while still in fair territory. So, thanks.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval homer?

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Horrible job by fox

No angle where you can see what the umps are doing.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez is safe?

OK.

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by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpires made up for calling an out and screwing up the baserunners.

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

someone slipped acid in the ump’s water.

by Into the Void on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

massive ump fail in so many ways

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by Viliphied on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The umps have been uncannily shitty all season.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other news, Angel Pagan broke up the no-no in STL

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

final score: 10-0

B-B-B-BUT THE UMPS

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! The Giants would never have a pitcher get shelled and the blame the umps!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if this is sarcasm

but the point was that the ump fail in question happened after they were down by 7 so…

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sarcastic.

But you’re right, of course. I’m just calling out Wellemyer.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a pet peeve of mine

it’s fully possible to call out the umps on their shit while at the same time not blaming them for the loss.

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by Viliphied on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I didn'

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

t watch yesterdays game.

Fans reserve the right to bitch about the strike zone, knowing that we still could have done better.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, bitching about the strike zone is simply a part of baseball.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, the umpire had a VERY inconsistent and tight strike zone.

by nofreetime on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Insert sexual innuendo involving someone’s strike zone.]

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Rent

when you’re cold, you don’t have your hits counts

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

Just dropping in to say SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN. Also, Tommy Lasorda.

by Cheeeese! on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PS

Timmah has 3 RBIS? CLEAN UP HITTER.

by Cheeeese! on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umps splitting the difference.

If they would have called the play in the outfield immediately there would have been bases loaded.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

And not that it would have made a difference, but the SS was blocking Timmy at 2nd.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“we have your family, if you ever want to hold your daughter again, you will lay off the pitch at your eyes”

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean

either they should all be safe, or velez should be out as well. I’m so confused

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by Viliphied on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So this is how Yahoo described that play:

 E. Renteria grounded into fielder’s choice, T. Lincecum out at third, E. Velez to second

by NHL84 on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Scoring Fail

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The official scoring was a base-hit with a force-out at third.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be correct

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hit for Edgar!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

grounded like a plane is grounded

it soars then hits the ground

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Pablo, COME ON

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait so wtf!!

I thought they were calling Velez out too!!!???

by Leniz on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m over it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff homer?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff lays off the shit pitch in the dirt

I like it

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Walks = RUNZ?

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Neither does the FO.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it, what’s with these gifs?

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by Larson2042 on Apr 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

snsd is always relevant?

by natey-nate on Apr 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're cute.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just being awful!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell is going on

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE

wait, no cooking! NO, wait science! NO…

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude workz countz and getz walkz

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think huff should be batting in front of panda.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldnt hate that.

especially with Righted Rowand leading off(when hes back) and then Renteria or Sanchez also right handed hitting second.

It is just really good have Panda guaranteed to hit in the fist.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe move Huff to the 2 hole because of his OBP

And DeRosa to 3rd or hell let Bowker hit clean up

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by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has better power. Let DeRosa hit second, he works the count just as well.

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

no reason renteria should be batting so high in the order.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow even worse, associating yourself with shitface

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up Chris Rose.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but i think Amy slightly beats him out

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What they do in their personal life is none of our business

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least, Amy G is our douche

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah like the on-field Raj style guy..

now hes doing play by play for some reason

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s fucking terrible. He’s never been good at sportscasting.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, minion, for removing my reply fail

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Model UN woes

It’s really unfortunate being around so many hot guys talking polisci here at the MUN conference. I got a quote from the US delegate in the G20 conference last night, a tall dark and handsome that I approve of very much. Then there was the ridiculously hot Brazilian guy I sat behind at the resolution writing/training workshop this morning. Not fair.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

….

CONGRATS!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t help myself to any of this, being attached. :/

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a world!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Polyamory, I choose you

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am assuming you do not share these items with BoyfriendVonCurrentEvents?

And depending on your life choices, you could help yourself.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lump it, nerd

FD: I did debate in HS. but still.

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

alternately, my political science classes are all devoid of attractive ladies :/

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

here at school, everybody’s attractive, no discriminatin

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a group of tall leggy Russian blondes here if you wanna swing by.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn’t you say so before!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOAAAAA, get me on a flight back… all there are here are blondes…. not that i don’t like them or anytning

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

They will assimilate us!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commies.

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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

in miniskirts

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how they get you!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best kind of commies. They can read me their manifestos any time.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m part of the worHER party. KnowwhatImean?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOA, miniskirts? say what? i'm interested

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is worthless without pics

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t tempt me

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALL GAME'S ON, BUDDY.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can so sympathize.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yer objectifying us!

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No sir

I am objectifying them.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double standards!!!

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should put up hot-guy gifs each time we see another asian-cutie-with-oral-fixation. Y’know, equal representation and all that.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either can't hit a 7-run homer, can he?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

If he hits the scoreboard he gets a MULTIBALL

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

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by GiantBrass on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue the giant spider

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he is the hottest hitter in baseball.

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

darn

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously don’t know half the people posting today, like i’ve never seen them before

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah kinda in the same boat.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know, wtf—some weird comments

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m used to sarcasm, but some here are just like where did that come from

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea you notice that too?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

like i know you’re here all the time, but some are just i’ve nver seen them before

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never seen anyone here, ever.

Ha ha yeah like that dude who’s always posting about every sport but baseball.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA YUR SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!! no really, you are

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can see us from the computers?????

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I thought we were friendz!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You still love me, don’t you?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is because the regulars aren’t posting to the same extent. Usually 1 in 3 posts seem to be howtheyscored, jponry, goofus, natto…

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

19th inning

and Timmy gives up a leadoff baserunner.

Cy 3

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s the deal with Manny? Is he hurt?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Lazy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, just lame

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a bum.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lazy/scared

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is better than last night’s game

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy now pissed at Ethier and overthrowing

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

"NOW SUCKING FOR RUSSELL MARTIN...A.J. ELLIS."

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t suck as well with the bat, but behind the plate he sure sucks some balls.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Tim!

You’re better than this.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamnit

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Timmy!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The WHIP is taking a little hit this inning

Let’s go Tim

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So is there a rule on umpire mistakes?

If the third base ump calls caught-out, but it isn’t a catch or an out, and leaves the runner on second hung out to dry on a force play, what is the rule? Give the runner third? Make a guess as to whether the runner would have been out or not? Split the difference and give one runner a base and call the other out seems like a flubbed call. But is that the rule?

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strained right hamstring for DeRosa.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DL?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMETIMES!?

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hired Dick Tidrow

who drafted Cain and Lincecum, among others. so he gets some props.

by wcw on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flannery loves his new fungo, though

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol fred.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

how bad could it be if he played in the outfield immediately after? seems precautionary

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Right down the middle.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

middle of the strike zone per mlb fancy techonology

by tony_flow on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck I hate casey blake

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Scary monsters.

Super creeps.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS!

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by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Timmy!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FAKE

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

STFD!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Casey "Douche" Blake!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD you piece of shit douchebag

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT BLAKE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Casey Broken.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he's obedient...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

17 pitches so far this inning

Long inning is long

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Filthy pitches are filthy

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE SIT ON SOME SPIKES

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, because i totally care about alex rodriguez hitting homeruns in a meaningless game

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummm

That is not “DEAD CENTRAL” That is Right Field.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/claps.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way their park loses balls right is center.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKum

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JAMIE CARLOL!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Creepy Looking Shortstop Guy!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

KILLER IN THE HOUSE

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Hanson sez:

Why dont you take a seat

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

niiiiiice

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lost the free stream because the hotel i am in needed me to re-accept their terms and conditions :(

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Just put another quarter in the bed.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I got your Terms And Conditions right here, Meat."

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD as well, whoever you may have been.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD. Dodgers fail?

7 Pictures, Images and Photos

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Juggernate?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 Ks

Timmy/Dirty battle

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good morning
Good afternoon
Good NIGHT!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Grab some pine, MEAT.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Filthy!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKum

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking Ks are for losers.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANOTHER STRIKE OUT!!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Change-up looks even filthier in slow-mo

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Please sir, I want s'more!

Punch out Loney!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

They are right, these pitches are insane.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waaaaaaaah!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you should have drafted him, then

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH THIS DODGER DOUCHE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Were you shakin’?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OUT OUT OUT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Timmy!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DODGERS SUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

What's Lincecum's whip?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

the whip of awesome

by sfoakbay on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leather

WHIPSHAW!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to get out of the innning!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

So, I think Tim was bored. Decided to put some guys on base for fun

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The K’s are nice and all, but I’d rather have seen a few 1-2 pitch outs. It is still early in the game for the pitch count to be creeping up.

by Voxx on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

era below 1.00. that’s pretty good.

by tony_flow on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN Headline

“Surging Yanks Win 4th Series”. Wait, this weekend is the fourth series of the year. How are they surging? Where are they surging from? They’ve won every series. Aren’t they just really good?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN is inhabited by sycophantic hacks

They suck so out loloud

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw the replay of DeRosa's "slide"

seemed more like a dive into a pool

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

awkward

and unnecessary

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s how rownad’s slide was on opening day in sf too

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy has the same number of hits

as the entire Dodgers team.

Suck it.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

mwahahahahaha

and 3 more RBI

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late to the party

Tim LIncecum- middle of the order hitter?!?! WHY DID I HAVE TO WORK TODAY?!?!?!?! ARRGGHH

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

Kuip made that seem a lot less routine than it was.

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I was watching on Fox Scports Espanol

Then they switched right at 6 to a different game they said would start at 7, on my cable guide and in all their advertisements. Gah-damn-it.

Go Tim.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLKEMP

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT MATT KEMP

Looks like sucking is a Dodgers team effort today

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

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