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Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
Grant
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Potatoes Au Grat are delicious too
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIT YOUR MOUTH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
yikes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
(It’s a groug-ism!!)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/17/1427882/open-gamethread-4-17#34985365
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
needs moar experince! BORK
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
JERMAINE DYE AVAILABLE
We’ll bork him onto the roster tomorrow.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
"With his gritty, veteran presence bork bork bork........."
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This is my nightmare.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Must play prove he can play every single position always before he gets a job.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
The Giants were hoping first week of May. It’s now looking more like mid-May
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully never
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
really?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I concur
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I want him back. Better number 2 hitter than Rent
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably not before May. Just started BP with coaches in AZ, I think.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
April 2011
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No...
This is when his rehab assignment starts
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been wondering this for like 12 years:
When is John Johnston coming off the DL?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this now?
NICE!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
Wins, followed by mo' de' same.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy should throw his knuckler here
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
TIMMY IS MORE MAGIC INSIDE THAN ANYBODY ELSE!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
TMI
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone on a computer getting a video feed?
Jonesing.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
You at work or something? It’s on here in PHX.
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
I can't even spell that word anymore.
All I have is the Interwebs.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You aren’t missing anything exciting.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I groove on Master Shake.
Let me be the arbiter of what I find exciting!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Wow, Gameday is way behind. Hasn’t even started the bottom of the third for me.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah, Gameday sucks balls right now
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD Charlie
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
So, about Bowker?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Karros:
“Boom boom boom”
Great analysis.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
haeger is batting, hahaha wow i can't believe he's staying in
by The Montana Giant on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Did these morons say if DeRosa is in LF?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Um, where was that?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
NOOOOOOO !!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LinceKKKum



"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK YOU CARROLL YOU BROKE UP THE NO-HITTER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
Is it ever gonna happen to timmy?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I hope so.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
There goes my last bit of interest.
I kinda think this game is just about over.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
Hey hey hey!!
Stop that!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Needs another hit of something.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
I was hoping his first no-hitter would be against the Dodgers.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Oh God that fucking music in the stadium.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i know this is blasphemy but...
im kinda of glad that this is no longer a no-hitter…i could never forgive FOX if the reason i missed timmy’s nono was because of their stupid game-showing policy
selfish.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Karros would do everything in his power to jinx it
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
to their credit
i don’t think either announcer mentioned it to that point
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
PANIC
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ugh, I hate the high fastball pitch call.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
Ffffuuuuuu
STOP THAT TIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
Phew
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOLDGERS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
yay!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
[/inning]
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Yeah Fuck you, Eithier. Nice 1 pitch out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Eithier? Whatever, fuck em all.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SUCK IT ETHIER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
Splitting time between 1B/LF/SS/3B coach.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I really don’t think he is that bad. I really don’t think he pitched as badly as it would appear yesterday. It was bad don’t get me wrong, just not as bad as it appeared. He was getting squeezed and 4 of the runs scored on that bad pitch that got taken out of the park.
"After a few more years of seasoning bork bork bork bork....."
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
ANDRE THE GIANT (inconvenience)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Typical Dodger fan about now.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Oops, that was a little too big.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
At least you remembered the subject line
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I would feel bad if I didn't.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
TWSS
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
YOU'RE LOSING ME MCC!
That took a little too long.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Wrong on so many levels
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU JABBA
extrabaggs
Oh snap from @TommyLasorda: RT http://twitpic.com/1gc418 – Hey Giants, have any of these?
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
HEY FUCK YOU
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
what, douchebag whoremongering fatass Italian pieces of shit?
No, we never have had any of those.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THAT SHIT
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Saw That
What a piece of shit.
Hey Tommy can I get some parenting advice?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL fair ball
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
PABLO!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA SWINGZ!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
PANDA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PANDA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo Bloop Double!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WELL OILED MACHINE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
close enough, just watch half of this...

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
That Panda is a gamer.
Get’s his uni dirty.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Happy Panda
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
OBPEE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
G'day Charlie
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Audrey walk with me.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
huff should bat second imo
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL Free Swingers, have to change.
Not the Giants Way.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AuBBrey
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
PANDA
He doesn’t say Suck it Russell Martin he says fuck you Russell Martin

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hankschulman DeRosa is coming out of the game. He appeared to hurt himself with a headfirst slide into second base in the third inning.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
Why slide head first? agreed, stupid
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
+1
He’s just asking for it with all of those
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunno why he was in at the top of the inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thank goodness.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
good.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
bochy interview: rowand may go on DL
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WOW! REALLLY! I AM SO SURPRISED!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
that means he also may not go?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
One of the few games that I cannot see via MLB TV
And the dumbass Mets are on in NC. Now i have to stream this crap. Damnit.
You have a stream?
I would gladly pay you Tuesday…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I had an intermittent one.
Thought I’d NEVER get out of the can…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.myp2pforum.eu/forums/22-MLB-Baseball
You have to download a program called streamtorrent
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy:
Mumble Mumble Mumble Mumble Mumble
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, mmmblmmmblmblmmmblmbl
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Destroy this bullpen!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Carlos Monasterios
Charlie of the Monastery
by Murray, Present on Apr 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
I thought Kruk said MonTasterios. That would be mountain of the stereos, which sounds awesome.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I thought it was a French breakfast cereal, but, whatever
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like this guy joined the clergy.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
BEAT LA!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Meh, at least it's a productive out.
It sounded like he was safe, though.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously, Why not Bowker?
Also, way FUCKING SAFE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So this Monasterios guy is a Rule Fiver?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
WHY IS BOWKER?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think he was safe
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
He was safe.
Shitty umps are shitty.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/checks to see if Velez is on base
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Karros has now said “Boom” six times today. Been taking tips from John Madden.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Needs more telestrater.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Or the dynamite kid.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOM!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
VROOOOOM!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
D:
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Madden ’94 FTW
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
So, why won't anyone answer about Bowker?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLDGERS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLDGER FAIL
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOL EITHIER GTFO
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Money!
This game is bizarre.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Can't argue with success!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Our plan is to score in the strangest ways possible to demoralize the Dodgers.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
LOLEITHIER!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOLGERS
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Ha Nice
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOLDGERS
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
OH THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!
LOL DEFENSE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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RIBEYEZ???!!!

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LOL Ethier
Too bad you can’t hit Slams in the field you douche.
honestly, not even surprised.
thats just been the game so far today. LOL!
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
LOLs AngeLOLs LOLgers!
Finished my work for the day and I get to watch the Dodgers fail. Yay!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand maybe to the DL, DeRosa out of the game, maybe we should have kept Lewis….
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
SABES WUZ WRONG?!?
UNPOSSIBLE
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Just being held together by molasses.
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he's working at 88
at this point I hope it’s ‘just’ an elbow/TJ
:(
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I'm not happy about it either
but I still plan to be insufferable about being right on Heyward from way back
WCW MAY BE RIGHT IN THE FUTURE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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a distinct possibility
so buy me a beer in the present, just in case
Send the bill to MCC
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mcc is totally good for it
thank heaven. I’ll have another small beer
And we will filibuster it.
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I’ll vote it down like a raise for school teachers!
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Can I read Waiting for Godot? I really want to read Waiting for Godot.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
out loud
it’s not funny unless you read out loud
Well obviously. I mean, it is a filibuster.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
/starts reading War and Peace
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I mostly meant Beckett
but by all means, go all Mr. Smith.
I like this game :)
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
Bahaha
Ethier is a douche.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Water is wet
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Fire is hot?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Ethier
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
that's what they scored it as? nowai
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Fuck you Kemp.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
yeah, I wish we had him, too
..of course, we gave up Lewis for a bucket of balls, so we cearly don’t deseve him.
Yeah, if he hadn’t misjudged the ball and trotted there, that’s routine.
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RBI!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Attaboy Uribe
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Rib Eyes
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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U
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
lol.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WTF
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Darren Ford or maybe even Thomas Neal
or some guy in fresno?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
I fear it’s Peguero.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't like that guy
but he seemed to do ok in spring training
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So did Wellemeyer
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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And we know how that turned out
FUCK!!!!!!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Peguero, but calling him up now is not a good idea. It’s the bad idea jeans.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
An infielder if they want to fill the roster spot. They have OF as it is; Torres can play CF.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs said Rohlinger is a likely candidate.
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/Sabes calls him up yesterday
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Why don't you like Peguero?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he is a little too young
I shouldn’t have phrased it as i don’t like him, but I don’t like the ideaof playing him now.
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ah, gotcha.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably RR (Per Baggs IIRC)
And if DeRosa is out for a while I’d go with Guzman
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Unfortunately, Guzman’s not on the 40 man.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
They will get rid of someone we aren’t using, like Velez.
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I want that to happen.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Or fred lewis. Oh wait...
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
D:
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants only have 39 on their 40 man roster
so his contract can be purchased
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
MAH SON!
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Whoa Nate is alive?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
What is this run scoring you speak of?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
More! More! More!
“Did you say you want some more? Well, here’s some more!” – F. Zappa
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
He could’ve gotten to that without a dive, I think he slowed up so he could get some style points. Thats just how much of a douche he is.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
SHOWING OFF FOR THE GURLFREND LULZ
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a DODGER PLAYER DO SOMETHING DOUCHY? NEVER!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIT YOUR MOUTH!
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CAN THE HOTTEST HITTER IN BASEBALL SCORE 7 RUNZ?
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GOOD, I WAS SCURRED THAT HE WASN'T ALL THAT AND A BAG OF SHIT!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
z
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
Haegar's Line
3+ IP, 7 H, 7 ER, 5 ER, 5 BB, 3 K, 94 pitches.
Say it with me now: LOL!
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LOL
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I’m surprised the Giants were so disciplined. Though, Haeger wasn’t really all that close with anything.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s like Wellemeyer bad, LOL
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow he had 7 ER and 5 ER?
That’s terrible
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Dammit
I am just a big ball of proofread fail today.
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LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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They’ve also gotten cheated out of two safe calls, one of which should have scored a run.
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That’s R.A.D.
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Oh good, that joker is gone now
94 pitches of dreadfulness. I hope we play him every series the rest of the way. I also hope he gets 30 starts.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
yes. I hope he does just good enough against other teams to remain in the rotation
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
wtf jaime garcia of st louis has a no hitter going?
damn, mets suck. johan shuttin’ cards out though
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Who?
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Yu Darvish.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wait, what about Yu Darvish?
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Who?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yu.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
remind me of the babe?
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BTW, Garcia is scheduled to pitch against Lincecum this Friday
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ay-you-henny-o
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
I'm concerned, fellas.
Matt Kemp could well hit a zillion run homer.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT KEMP
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STFD "HOTTEST HITTER"
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
STFD DOUCHE
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"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LinceKKKKum
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Was there a looking? I must have missed it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You LIE!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Kemp looks so dejected when he strikes out
And I love it.
Joe Torre’s charisma is paralyzing.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
But he is the best!
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Too bad your bullpen is awful this year, Joe.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What are, things Matt Kemp spends his money on?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
No, she just dresses like one.
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Kindly sit, sir.
And your madam is a harlot.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
She’s on da MTVz.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Look for the one who’s wearing insufficient clothes.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And bad hair. And chunky sunglasses.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
aw
I like Rihanna. She wears weird stuff and her music is catchy.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
But her taste in men really needs some tweaking.
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She's pretty talented, no doubt
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
She just grinds around while singing under an autotuner. I don’t call that talent.
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Thanks Fox Announcers
“Guys, the opposing dugout won’t help you make an out!”
S T F D
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STFD Former Angel!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
wow, nasty pitch
STFD whoever it was
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
STFD WASHED UP GUY I AM AFRAID WE MAY SIGN ONE DAY.
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Not until every last ounce of ability and talent are gone
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Belly lard
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz!
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STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Tim! Stop teasing those poor Dodgers!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOL @ girl on right
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
umm, subject?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Fuck subjects

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ugh. wtf?
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It's an Oriental girl (Can I say "Oriental" w/o getting slapped?)
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
We say ‘Celestials’ around here.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’d stick with “East Asian,” but I don’t know the crowd here. “Oriental” is pretty antiquated," unless you’re talking about rugs.
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We aren’t talking about the guys who built the fucking railroads here, Walter!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
THE FUCK DOWN...SIT IT!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
Bottom Feeder
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LinceKKKKKum





"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOLLIARD!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fuck you announcers
“I don’t think the Dodgers will be this bad all season”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Karros is not unlike FP in his broadcasting acumen
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You keep telling yourself that Karros
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ. That’s fucking awful. Try to show some objectivity, Fox.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Fox used to own the Dodgers, didn’t they?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
absolutely not, because everyone wants the dodgers to do well
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ishi can play left right?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
No it should be read like this:
Ishi can play left field, right?
Having a rough day :P
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He took a couple innings there in ST, but didn’t get a single ball hit his way.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Left right, better known as center.
No, he only plays left.
Hardy har.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
These Michelin commercials creep me right the fuck out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
+109
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't have Michelin?
You do have death.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
More runs please
I want 3 TDs on the Bums.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Timmy Timmy!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
timmy is greatest hitter ever
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Another not a strike strike
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
TIMOTHY LEROY FUCKING LINCECUM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
ON A MISSION
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
TIMMY MOTHER FUCKERS
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
BIG TIME TIMMY JIM!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Oui.
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his strategy is without flaw!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TIMMY BEST HITTER EVER
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
.500!!!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ZORAK
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Timmy for MVP!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seriously, can Timmy play CF?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Wow Velez
We will never be rid of him.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A preemptive Fuck You GAR
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Fred pinch hit for Jose Molina today. He struck out.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
WTF
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
WTF UMPS???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gar!?
What the fuck just happened?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
417 get hits erry day!
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lol @ this...
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WTF is going on?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lincecum and Velez nice
WTF Rent
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
wtf?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
What a weid play
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
That wasn’t a catch so shut up.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
can teh ground cause a fumble?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
LOL
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So only Lincecum is out at thrid on the force, right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
That’s what it looks like.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
For a second I thought they were going to fuck us and call someone else out.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
ump fail
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Fuck arguing it, Tim's getting cold for the CGSHO.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Wow what a horribly unlucky set of circumstances.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What the fuck was that.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
THEY'RE CALLING RENTERIA OUT
“Yo, Edgar, watchoo got?”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
Velez is obviously out.
I can’t believe Rose and Karros are this stupid….oh wait, yes I can.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
ok what
how is velez not out?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
lol weird. but we'll take it
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Well I guess, its cool that its only one out.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well...
I’d say we’re even now, because Velez was safe at home in the first.
Damn
So they tagged 3rd before Lincecum got there, that’s a force. Tagged 2nd before Rent got there, that should be a 2nd out. Amiright?
Jeaaaggaahh
Yes it should be, but they suck so…
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m guessing because the 3rd base ump rules out then fair ball they are giving the Giants the base. Who knows.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take it
Sounds like the signaled catch anyways, so we deserve something.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, this was the umpires making up for calling an out and
messing up the baserunners.
Rent wasn’t already there?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, when they threw to 2nd Timmy was on it and started going to 3rd
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I rewound the DVR and see what you are talking about. Something is weird here, though. So they must have ruled it a catch, right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently the ump called it a catch at first
Then since he dropped it they forced us out at 3rd and 2nd, but the umps felt bad for their call and only called lincecum out?
Something like that
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the weirdest plays I have ever seen
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So, we get one back. But, was that ball foul?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
No, the rule is where the ball is when it is first touched by the outfielder. Doesn’t matter about his body or feet or anything else. In fact, the outfielder could be totally in foul territory and if when he touches the ball it is still over fair territory, then it is fair.
I know the rule, but by the time I realized it might have been in foul territory the ACE BROADCASTING TEAM was just showing Timmy running over and over again. I take it from your explanation, though, that he touched the ball while still in fair territory. So, thanks.
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Sandoval homer?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Horrible job by fox
No angle where you can see what the umps are doing.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Velez is safe?
OK.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
massive ump fail in so many ways
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
The umps have been uncannily shitty all season.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
In other news, Angel Pagan broke up the no-no in STL
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
final score: 10-0
B-B-B-BUT THE UMPS
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
LOL! The Giants would never have a pitcher get shelled and the blame the umps!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if this is sarcasm
but the point was that the ump fail in question happened after they were down by 7 so…
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I was sarcastic.
But you’re right, of course. I’m just calling out Wellemyer.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
this is a pet peeve of mine
it’s fully possible to call out the umps on their shit while at the same time not blaming them for the loss.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Oh I didn'
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
t watch yesterdays game.
Fans reserve the right to bitch about the strike zone, knowing that we still could have done better.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I mean, bitching about the strike zone is simply a part of baseball.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
[Insert sexual innuendo involving someone’s strike zone.]
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
lol Rent
when you’re cold, you don’t have your hits counts
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Shift A
Just dropping in to say SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN. Also, Tommy Lasorda.
Always accepted currency
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Umps splitting the difference.
If they would have called the play in the outfield immediately there would have been bases loaded.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
And not that it would have made a difference, but the SS was blocking Timmy at 2nd.
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I wish I could see what Hensley writes in his batters notes.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
“we have your family, if you ever want to hold your daughter again, you will lay off the pitch at your eyes”
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i mean
either they should all be safe, or velez should be out as well. I’m so confused
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
So this is how Yahoo described that play:
E. Renteria grounded into fielder’s choice, T. Lincecum out at third, E. Velez to second
Scoring Fail
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The official scoring was a base-hit with a force-out at third.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That would be correct
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
A hit for Edgar!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
grounded like a plane is grounded
it soars then hits the ground
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I’m over it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Huff homer?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Huff lays off the shit pitch in the dirt
I like it
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Walks = RUNZ?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
This.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
They're cute.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
SCIENCE
wait, no cooking! NO, wait science! NO…
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I wouldnt hate that.
especially with Righted Rowand leading off(when hes back) and then Renteria or Sanchez also right handed hitting second.
It is just really good have Panda guaranteed to hit in the fist.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Maybe move Huff to the 2 hole because of his OBP
And DeRosa to 3rd or hell let Bowker hit clean up
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Huff has better power. Let DeRosa hit second, he works the count just as well.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
this
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
What they do in their personal life is none of our business
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
At least, Amy G is our douche
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah like the on-field Raj style guy..
now hes doing play by play for some reason
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
OT: Model UN woes
It’s really unfortunate being around so many hot guys talking polisci here at the MUN conference. I got a quote from the US delegate in the G20 conference last night, a tall dark and handsome that I approve of very much. Then there was the ridiculously hot Brazilian guy I sat behind at the resolution writing/training workshop this morning. Not fair.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
….
CONGRATS!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I can’t help myself to any of this, being attached. :/
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
What a world!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Polyamory, I choose you
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I am assuming you do not share these items with BoyfriendVonCurrentEvents?
And depending on your life choices, you could help yourself.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lump it, nerd
FD: I did debate in HS. but still.
alternately, my political science classes are all devoid of attractive ladies :/
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a group of tall leggy Russian blondes here if you wanna swing by.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No
They will assimilate us!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Commies.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
in miniskirts
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The best kind of commies. They can read me their manifestos any time.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m part of the worHER party. KnowwhatImean?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WOA, miniskirts? say what? i'm interested
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
this is worthless without pics
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t tempt me
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
BALL GAME'S ON, BUDDY.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I can so sympathize.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yer objectifying us!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
No sir
I am objectifying them.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Double standards!!!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
nah just hot to trot
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You should put up hot-guy gifs each time we see another asian-cutie-with-oral-fixation. Y’know, equal representation and all that.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Either can't hit a 7-run homer, can he?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
If he hits the scoreboard he gets a MULTIBALL
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
/cue the giant spider
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I seriously don’t know half the people posting today, like i’ve never seen them before
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah kinda in the same boat.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i know, wtf—some weird comments
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
like i know you’re here all the time, but some are just i’ve nver seen them before
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I've never seen anyone here, ever.
Ha ha yeah like that dude who’s always posting about every sport but baseball.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You can see us from the computers?????
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You still love me, don’t you?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think it is because the regulars aren’t posting to the same extent. Usually 1 in 3 posts seem to be howtheyscored, jponry, goofus, natto…
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
19th inning
and Timmy gives up a leadoff baserunner.
Cy 3
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
What’s the deal with Manny? Is he hurt?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
no, just lame
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Lazy/scared
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Timmy now pissed at Ethier and overthrowing
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
"NOW SUCKING FOR RUSSELL MARTIN...A.J. ELLIS."
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
He doesn’t suck as well with the bat, but behind the plate he sure sucks some balls.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Come on Tim!
You’re better than this.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GET THE OUTS, TIM.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes Timmy!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The WHIP is taking a little hit this inning
Let’s go Tim
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
So is there a rule on umpire mistakes?
If the third base ump calls caught-out, but it isn’t a catch or an out, and leaves the runner on second hung out to dry on a force play, what is the rule? Give the runner third? Make a guess as to whether the runner would have been out or not? Split the difference and give one runner a base and call the other out seems like a flubbed call. But is that the rule?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
I have no idea
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Strained right hamstring for DeRosa.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
DL?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
perfect time to trade Lewis for bucket of balls!
man, sometimes I really hate Sabean
Agreed
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
SOMETIMES!?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
he hired Dick Tidrow
who drafted Cain and Lincecum, among others. so he gets some props.
Flannery loves his new fungo, though
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
how bad could it be if he played in the outfield immediately after? seems precautionary
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
Scary monsters.
Super creeps.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
FINNISH HYMNS!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Go Timmy!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TIM
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
lol @ a small rat
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
What game is that?
I want to be a small rat
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD FAKE
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
STFD
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
STFD!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD Casey "Douche" Blake!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD you piece of shit douchebag
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
SUCK IT BLAKE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Casey Broken.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Well, he's obedient...
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
17 pitches so far this inning
Long inning is long
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Ummm
That is not “DEAD CENTRAL” That is Right Field.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/claps.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
LinceKKKKKKum






"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
JAMIE CARLOL!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD Creepy Looking Shortstop Guy!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
KILLER IN THE HOUSE
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Chris Hanson sez:
Why dont you take a seat
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
lost the free stream because the hotel i am in needed me to re-accept their terms and conditions :(
No one here gets out alive.
Just put another quarter in the bed.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"I got your Terms And Conditions right here, Meat."
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD as well, whoever you may have been.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD. Dodgers fail?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Juggernate?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
7 Ks
Timmy/Dirty battle
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Good morning
Good afternoon
Good NIGHT!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Grab some pine, MEAT.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LinceKKKKKKKum







"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Looking Ks are for losers.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Change-up looks even filthier in slow-mo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
Please sir, I want s'more!
Punch out Loney!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
They are right, these pitches are insane.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Waaaaaaaah!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Were you shakin’?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
never with timmy on the mound
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Phew!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
OUT OUT OUT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SUCK IT DODGERS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Yay Timmy!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What's Lincecum's whip?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Leather
WHIPSHAW!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Way to get out of the innning!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
So, I think Tim was bored. Decided to put some guys on base for fun
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
ESPN Headline
“Surging Yanks Win 4th Series”. Wait, this weekend is the fourth series of the year. How are they surging? Where are they surging from? They’ve won every series. Aren’t they just really good?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ESPN is inhabited by sycophantic hacks
They suck so out loloud
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Just saw the replay of DeRosa's "slide"
seemed more like a dive into a pool
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
that’s how rownad’s slide was on opening day in sf too
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy has the same number of hits
as the entire Dodgers team.
Suck it.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
Late to the party
Tim LIncecum- middle of the order hitter?!?! WHY DID I HAVE TO WORK TODAY?!?!?!?! ARRGGHH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Whoa
Kuip made that seem a lot less routine than it was.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
I was watching on Fox Scports Espanol
Then they switched right at 6 to a different game they said would start at 7, on my cable guide and in all their advertisements. Gah-damn-it.
Go Tim.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
SUCK IT MATT KEMP
Looks like sucking is a Dodgers team effort today
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions

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