Open GameThread, 4/17
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 12:30 PM PDT
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PrintI wish they had put some of those runs last night in Tupperware for today.
Giants v. knuckleballer. Oh, this should be interesting.
Current Series
Dodgers lead the series 1-0
| Fri 04/16 | WP: Vicente Padilla (1 - 1) LP: Todd Wellemeyer (0 - 2) |
8 - 10 loss |
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San Francisco Giants Saturday, Apr 17, 2010, 1:10 PM PDT Tim Lincecum vs Charlie Haeger Mostly sunny. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 70. |
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SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL J MARTIN!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SUCK IT A LOT RUSSELL MARTIN
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
SUCE-IL RUSSELL MARTIN
Giants record when I listen to the game: 6-0 (1.000)
Giants record when I don't listen to the game: 0-1 (.000)
SCIENCE
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!!!111
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!!!!!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE INDEFINITELY CONTINUE WITH YOUR SUCKING OF IT RUSSELL MARTIN
EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT PLAYING TODAY!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
To the strains of "Rock Me Amadeus"...
(Boom Boom Pah) Oooh, Suck it Russel Martin!
Hitting 74 on the radar gun but hitting my spots.
by VidaWantsYourCar on Apr 17, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
UGH FAIL
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
eh.
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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Rec'd
The Bob Sacamano Hat!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Win.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
RONALD REAGAN IS THE MOST EVIL MAN TO EVER LIVE
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
SHIT YOUR MOUTH
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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome typo. At least, I think it was a typo.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
New meme?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
god i hope so
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
because we’re totally running low on them
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF LA
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
Im really not that confident in the lineup today
I know Velez is in because Rowand is out, so it would have either been Torres or Velez in center, but I cant really see Velez and his upper cut style of swing working with the slow knuckle ball. It seem like his swing is so geared for a straight pitch like a fastball that I expect nothing from him today. But its understandable as I couldn’t really see Torres doing much either. Especially against a righty
And as for right field, Schierholtz’s little one hand, slappy swing seems like it works when using the power that the pitcher is providing. Again, geared for fastballs, but for a different reason. With a knuckleballer and there being no real power on the pitcher, I just picture Nate slappying grounders instead of doubles.
And then theres Bowker. His short swing and T-rex arms seem Perfect for the late swing that is required with the dancing knuckleball. I can just see Bowker unloading that quick swing of his on knuckleball, and can see Nate maybe slapping one over 3rd or 1st. Buuut I could just be talking out of my ass too. I don’t know what the fuck im talking about. Just a lot of words of concern from someone who is not a scout, so I guess I’ll just watch the game.
Final statement… I hate Fox broadcasts. I think we are going to get a lot of Chris Rose today :(
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Ugh. AND Eric Karros.
UNLIKE.
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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Anal cancer is better than Joe Buck.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
Fixed
Im really not that confident in the lineup today this season
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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 17, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
TWO WORDS
Tim Lincecum
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you’ve made me sad about the game.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not allowed to be sad about a Timmy day
I think it’s against the law
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully Timmy pitches a -10 hitter!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What is the lineup for today?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
CF Velez
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
C Molina
2B Uribe
RF Schierholtz
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
I really really wish I had that thing that syncs your radio with your TV right about now.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Happy Timmy Day
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
YAY TIMMY DAY!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Revenge is a dish best served with K’s!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a VERY hairy arm. Who is that?
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Wolverine? Robin WIlliams? Amy Winehouse?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLWINEHOUSE
I like wine.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL Winehouse
well done
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Chewbacca?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
BEAT LA!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Everyone use IRC!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
DODGERS - SHIT YOUR MOUTH!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLineup
CF Velez
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
C Molina
2B Uribe
RF Schierholtz
P Lincecum
via Baggs.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He went 3 for 3 against Wakefield that one time.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch him hit for the cycle today. Just to toy with the Dodgers.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Dude swings at pitches that HIT him
I just cant see him having great reads on the knuckle ball.
but i hope he does
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
So does Panda. So.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Please do not compare Panda and Nate’s hitting.
/PSA
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 17, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
this is the only lineup that will make me miss rowand
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 17, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
And also – A-Rod’s roids passed up McGwire’s roids on the HR list! Any talk about his record not being valid? I don’t think so.
SUCK IT BARRY HATERS!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
GENO VS. KNUCKLEBALL
This I gotta see.
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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 17, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions
Happy Timmy Day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfI8EjoBJYU
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
that’s amazing
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
High comedy. Literally.
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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 17, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Big Time Timmy Jim!
Also, Tim has a strangely low voice.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YESSSSS!!!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
♥♥♥♥♥
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. That’s awesome. Even better is how well he sells it.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Dawgs
Carroll SS
Loney 1B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Anderson LF
Belliard 3B
DeWitt 2B
Ellis C
Haeger P
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
A lineup without Furcal, Blake, or Martin? But who will I cuss at?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL from Baggs:
No Manny Ramirez in the Dodgers lineup, BTW. Had a sore calf last night. Or maybe he came down with a case of the Timmys?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
MOOOOOOOO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats because Manny is lazy, and a pussy
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
After playing just 3 innings the night before?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He had to run out two shitty ground balls. Two!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I meant for that to sound like it was ZOMG SO HARD.
Guess it didn’t read. Le sigh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I don’t blame him, Tim has made him look foolish in the past
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Why? He only hits in the 9th inning. That’s a waste of 8 perfectly good innings.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 17, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Today’s Natto’s off day.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
He’s at Magic Mountain dealing with more hoods.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
first at bat from fred lewis in toronto
strikes out on 3 pitches to end the game
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
But he swung at the third, so his problems are clearly solved.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 17, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Toronto nine that day...
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabes is vindercatered!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
why shouldnt velez start???u rather see schierholtz swing at a breaking ball at his feet
f.p. santangelo sucks
We’re seeing that anyway.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah, it’s either Velez or Torres — Nate has nothing to do with it.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 17, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
How about some Bowkermania?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
hes had his chance
20 something Abs already.. what more do you want!?
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
I can't argue with that.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Rowand broke his face, eh? Might need surgery. That’s some hell of a hit to the face. Any chance Padilla gets fined for it (based on his rep as a headhunter and the possible retaliatory nature of the HBP)?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
doubt it
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Then Kemp needs to get hit in the ass today by a Timmy 97mph heater.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont buy for a microsecond that it was an “accident”
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet he gets fined. Fines are typically reactionary and the pitch did cause an in injury. MLB has been very of head-hunting the past few years. Plus, the NFL and NHL are punishing head shots severely, which means that MLB will be ridiculed if they don’t do the same. Of course, no one in the media will care until it’s a Red Sock or Yankee that gets beaned.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Or David Wright.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
f padilla…i dont care if it wasnt intentional…two broken cheek bones?mild concussion…i better see some retaliation….how bout a 95mph bean ball from timmy to russell’s dome
f.p. santangelo sucks
…no.
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by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No
No reason to force Timmy to be suspended.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Best retaliation?
Strikes as many of those Dodger Fuckers out as possible.
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re all over the map.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Kicking it in the KNBR studios with my boy Thin Tim, just finished Warmup Show, about to settle in and watch Seabiscuit get into some LA ass
D:
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
o_O
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s all kinds of wrong there. What is Urban smoking?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 17, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm......
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
BOOYA!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Stuart Scott, is that you?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I don’t know who that is.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He has a lazy eye
/silversun pickups reference
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It reads like this is Urban’s really pathetic attempt to sound like a young, tough, hip black guy. So much fail.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
Urban is a moron
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Expect Urban to be crying about this comment via Twitter in 12hrs.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
How could he write something like that and not realize how bad it sounds?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS I’M HANGING OUT WITH A SMALL BOY NAMED TIM AND LATER HE’S GETTING INSIDE ASSES!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
Ok, I LOL’d in real life.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Wellemeyer for Rowand
You should either hit Kemp or not fuck with him at all. Now you knock Kemp down but then the other team retaliate and actually injured our guy. We are lucky that Panda didn’t get hit.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Eww
People wearing blue
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
“And he RIPS one down the line…!”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Are they wearing 42 again?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
I just checked the TV listing to see which game the local Fox station is showing. No temptation for me to suffer through Chris Rose.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’ll pull a Natto today as well. Hopefully things aren’t so dismal as they were last night.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
NOOOOO
Chris Rose
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Those Indians throwback caps were sweet!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 17, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
Hehe
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WTF awful Indians tan caps??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
I love the unis that everyone hates.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
The unis are great, the caps stink.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I like both.
Twins new unis are cool too.
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
Yes
And I like the Indian caps too.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
The Enchanter > The Freak
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
I fucking hate fucking Fox
The game isn’t on Fox here – they’re showing the truly thrilling Mets-Cardinals matchup instead. But the fucking game is blacked out on mlb.tv anyway.
SHIT THAT’S FUCK!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
OH DEAR GOD
Then, when it loaded the radio, it defaulted to the Dodgers broadctst.
GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME!
WHY IS CHARLIE STEINER!??!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
yeah this whole blackout thing on mlb.tv is crap
im paying a premium to watch games, let me watch ALL games
so many douchenozzles on one pipe.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Just use some common sense MLB. If somebody buys MLB.tv theyre likely out of the area. Therefore they won’t watch your stupid Fox game cuz their team isn’t playing.
No, the Fox Channel and the News Corporation know what is best for us, the American consumers. They tell me that I want to watch the Mets play the Cardinals. Obviously, they are right.
Fuck you, Rupert Murdoch and Bud Selig.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He did a Giants/LOLgers game last year and basically talked shit about the Giants the whole time.
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
Well get ready for a replay!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Which is interesting, because nobody gives two shits about Eric Karros
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd so hard
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Eric Karros: his hair is even worse than his career was.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
flock of seagulls!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
my first panda animation
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on Apr 17, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
+109
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
needz green
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
don’t complain. I’m blacked out. Stuck with the Mets.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Unfortunately, so are Mets fans
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT L.A.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
They showed Velez taking out SIRM!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
why couldnt we have gotten into a pegging war today with the knuckleballer going
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 17, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
“And Haegar appears to be throwing at the Giants hitters, but that’s the sixth pitch in a row he’s bounced off the plate…”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Kruk and Kuip on the radio is pretty awesome.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m actually listening instead of watching for now, to enjoy the radio broadcast.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
if theyre in sync i always mute the national tv announcers and turn up the radio as i watch
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 17, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Gas!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Im sure this has been discussed,
Chris Rose is truly intolerable.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 17, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
Outside corner?!
What?!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Gameday sez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
this is weird.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 17, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ZORAK WALK WITH ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Velez now has one more walk than Rowand as a leadoff hitter
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I too realized this immediately.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Walk
Fast
Black
Abraham
Lincoln
Will not steal a base.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Velez WALKED?!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions
EUGENILOL
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
gotta be easy to steal if he throws a knuckleball
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Or an 81 MPH fastball, for that matter.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ed!
Nice.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
RALLY GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RENT!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
BeLOLiard
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
Best shape of his life!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOLhit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I like to think that Panda will chew on knuckleballer.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The crowd with white shirts
What crowd?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
seriously, just as Karros said that they panned to empty stadium.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 17, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
So, have the Giants put Rowand on the DL yet, or is he still trying to convince the Giants it’s a good idea to play with a concussion and broken face?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
Not yet on the DL. Kuip said they’re awaiting further evaluation.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
No official word yet.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I'm going to start counting walks now, Natto-style
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
RUNZ
Please!!!
I am at the game… Want a win!!
by Every6thDay on Apr 17, 2010 1:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Watch out for that dude with the shank!
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
Yes, I sincerely hope you get home alive
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So Rose has no personality at all?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Don't swing at ball four!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
fuck
Giants record when I listen to the game: 6-0 (1.000)
Giants record when I don't listen to the game: 0-1 (.000)
SCIENCE
son of a BITCH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GODDAMMIT EUGENIO
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
Dammit Geno
You are so bad at base-running.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Dammit Eugenio
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
velez.... come on
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
DFA Flannery
Giants record when I listen to the game: 6-0 (1.000)
Giants record when I don't listen to the game: 0-1 (.000)
SCIENCE
WTF VELEZ??????
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
You fucking idiot.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HE WAS SAFE!!!!
although should not have gone
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
That was safe.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Speedy McFuckup strikes again
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
I hate that he’ll be starting if Rowand DLs. I hate Velez.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
"Just...
…not a good play."
LOL.
Bitter LOL, but LOL.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
SMARTER THAN LEWIS
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Looks like he actually beat the tag.
Stupid time to go, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Jesus
Come on Velez you fucking idiot
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Dear Giants,
Don’t swing today.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
DFA Ump.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What a fiasco.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And not of the Lupe variety.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Lupe Fiasco, Chicago-based rapper.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
See my avatar
Lupe Fiasco+Vader costume
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
“And the ump said/
you’re out, son/
there’s no scoring here/
So Velez kick push/
off to the dugout”
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers fans
YAY ETHIER YOU CAN THROW THE BALL WOOHOOOOOOO!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
I love you, Kruk
But shut the fuck up about Eugenio “still learning the game.” He’s fucking 28 years old, almost. He made his pro debut in fucking 2003.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
This
He’s not a youngster anymore.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
you forgot that he's Dominican Republic, he's actually 37 now
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I agree, but
it is still refreshing for an announcer to call out a Giant
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 17, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
we're all students of the game
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
really tough to watch that sequence
by randolphforpresident on Apr 17, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Marlins
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
if Rent got tagged out at home I would kill someone
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
NO.
we need to score when we have opportunities like this.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, they’ll get on again. This guy’s knuckler isn’t working
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you watched our offense before? The Dodgers are going to go the bullpen eventually.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m trying to get the record for most snarky rhetorical questions in one thread.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday is slow...
Also, what is the benefit of this “at bat” thing?
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 17, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
Highlights, and that’s about it from what I can tell.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What kind of drunk asshole tries to score on that? there aren’t any outs! No outs!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well, he did score. Tommy Lasorda just paid him to see it differently.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn’t make the play any less stupid.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So do we blame Velez, the 3rd base coach, or both for that play?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
D) Russell Martin
OK, also Velez and Flannery
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Dear Velez…. chance to score with bases loaded no outs is 91% you fuck
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Never tell me the odds!
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 17, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU HAN!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Not with the giants
You have to cut that % in half
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit Velez
He looked safe but that’s still a stupid play. Also nice AB with RISP Huff. That’s a good clean up hitter.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
PANDAVROOOOMM
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Panda speed!
Almost excited by that.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Umpire
First he likes the low strikes, then he likes the high strikes….
No ATDHE feed today
Any others?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
giants bad.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
There is absolutely no excuse for not scoring this inning.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Oh really, the ex-Dodger doesn’t think Sandoval is all that
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
Cause he’s not biased, or anything
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. Erik Karros is a clown
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Velez makes me irrationally angry. Like choke a motherfucker angry.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
i’ve seen that sort of inning before…
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 17, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
Velez could have scored on that sac fly.
But on the upside, steal for Pablo!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So his fantasy owners have that.
Which is nice.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Grr Velez grrrr
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
that was pathetic
He threw like 5 strikes the entire inning…yet they are swinging like crazy.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
Ump was calling strikes, dude. Big zone for the knucklehead.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Timmy will make them score NEGATIVE runs
Giants win by a score of 0 to negative 2.
by Murray, Present on Apr 17, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
So since legally paying for MLB TV wont allow me to watch the ONLY game I want to see
Does anyone have a pirated stream so I can actually watch timmy today?
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 17, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions
Why not? That’s strange.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
All the games are blacked out because Fox is ass.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
That's unfair
There are many asses that are far nicer than Fox.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The good news is Haeger threw 30 pitches or so that inning…
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions
do knuckleballers even have pitch counts?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 17, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
No, they just sustain themselves on the tears of children.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
yeah but they are knuckle ball pitches.. do those count?
I forgot the translation, but isnt it like 1 knuckleball pitch equals 2/3 a real pitch lol
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
I don't think that matters as much for Knuckleballer
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
DFA VELEZ
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
IT'S TIMMY DAY
JUST LET THE FREAKING KNUCKLEBALLER WALK EVERYBODY, DON’T SWING AT ALL, AND LET TIMMY HANDLE THE BOTTOM OF THE INNING. HOW HARD IS THAT?
Also, don’t go home on that play, FBAL
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Unfortunately my Pokemonz are facing Timmy this week.
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
I TOTALLY CARE ABOUT THAT!
;-)
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Velez. Always Velez.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Also, I’m sick of tired of Velez. Should’ve traded him instead of Lewis
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
im convinced we’re just going to dfa him after we trade for some equally shitty veteran who is putting up the same stats as lewis in toronto
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 17, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
How about we “accidentally” leave him in LA after this weekend
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I left for a moment and I didn't see Velez fail.
I guess that’s a good thing.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions
in his defense, he was safe...
but didn’t need to take that risk w/0 outs
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
K!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
Kruk is already criticizing the ump as “not having a good reputation for having a consistent strike zone”.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Inner arrogance
Torre’s nicest way of saying “little fucker needs to cut his damned hair.”
Where's Perry?
STFD Person!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You forgot "LinceKum"
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
I panicKed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s Kewl.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
Did they say 15 strikeouts on the year?
Because that was 18.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I thought he said that he had 14 coming into this game. Could’ve heard wrong.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I've got the TV muted
But the graphic they put up said 17, and Kuiper was talking about not allowing any of his 15 leadoff hitters to get on.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Thought he said he hadn't allowed a leadoff runner in 15 innings
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
GTFO!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Get in line
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yah was Steve Lyons unavailable or something?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Muted TV+Radio= No wanting to kill anyone
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
can't get em synced
radio ahead by 10 or so seconds, no way to slow it down :’(
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Yeah, I just kind of deal with it
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I did that last year but can’t get the closed caption to turn off so I’m totally distracted by the running transcript of stupid
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUT UP KUIP!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
/nostalgia
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
WHERE"S THE TEAM SPEED GUYZ???
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Out at home
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Jamey Karroll
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FREAKOUT!!!!
Tim is gunning only 90 on teh fastbull!!!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Yeah, because the Dodgers aren’t fucking with the radar gun.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Strikes, please. I feel bad for asking.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You talk bad and you should feel bad.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That Changeup makes everyone look stupid, even Ethier who kills us
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
Dude, Rose and Karros are just mushroom tatting one another. What a fapfest.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OT: Livan Hernandez threw a complete game shutout?
WTF?
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
yeah... totally wtf
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
vs the Brewers too
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOLIVAN
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Hold on, checking calendar
it is not 2001…that’s weird.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s been known to go the distance from time to time
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 17, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
NOM NOM NOM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Giants, I hate to say this, but do what that guy just did.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
LOL TV DELAY
Two pitches behind the radio.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Eric Karros
“not a lot of guys hit Tim Lincecum very well”
O RLY ?!?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
BREAKING NEWS
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
he's very perceptive.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
“They don’t call him the best color guy in the league for nothing folks” — Major Leagues 1 or 2
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
“Flyball. Caught.”
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
Karros might be stupid, breaking news
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
God I hate the Dodgers
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
OH DO YOU? THANK GOD i thought you didn't hate em
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Fred Lewis is gone
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Didn't look like it to me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
who cares
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday, as Grant has said, has him at 93.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I WROTE THAT NOT SAID IT DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 17, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
this ump calls strikes so slowly
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
He’s too busy savoring the smell of his own farts.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
“Nice play by Moli…Moli…Mol….Molina again”
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
STFD Kemp!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD KEMP
doesn’t look 88mph to me.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
SUCK IT KEMP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
and go to hell
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
STFD DODGER
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Sit Down Kemp you drunk
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
too busy partying with Rihanna
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
there was a story the day after the ESPYS which had a detailed account of Matt Kemp fallling all over himself drunk out of his mind with a female who was dressed like a two bit
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Kemp, take a seat and cry about it.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
That gun has to be off
87 MPH on the fastball?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
working out with bumgarner
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Says 94 on gameday.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds about right
that thing was SMOKIN
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Apr 17, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LinceKKum
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"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
bah.
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"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BAH
I give up.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lol
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
I did so well last night.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Preview is your friend.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I was over confident.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lol double fail
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
It looks so ugly.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fail.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Stealing while up by 6 runs = Rude Boy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
this radar gun is running really cold
that fastball was at least 92-93.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Apr 17, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
Dodgers are intentionally tampering with the gun when Timmy’s up. They wouldn’t be the first team to do it, either.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
the timmy sez: FUCKA YOU DODGERS!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
KWIK POLL
DO U THINK THE CHAVEZ LATRINE RADAR GUN IS OFF
CUZ GAMEDAY SAYS 83 BUT TV SAYS 89
Y/N
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Touché.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Your grammatical construction sort of suggests that Tim is a Dodger, which is unacceptable.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
i realized that
and cried a little at the thought
by kingofthacove on Apr 17, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
/Drafts Cryshaw 3 picks ahead of Tim.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Just for confirmation
Timmy’s been throwing the curve a lot today. That’s his new (in the majors) pitch, right?
I’m pretty sure he was throwing it last year.
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
i realized that
and cried a little at the thought
by kingofthacove on Apr 17, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It was his big project of the offseason, though. It’s better this year.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I thought he was working on a slider. His curve was his best pitch before he really developed that changeup.
Oh, you might be right, actually. One of them was a slurve and he wanted to make it a more pure pitch. You can see how I might have gotten confused.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He wanted a straight curve. He felt it was too slurvy before.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Hmmm. I’m going to disagree again. His delivery would not produce any lateral movement, and if you look at his curve its pretty strictly a 12-6 (power?) curve.
Slurves tend to have very slow breaks, where curves tend to have a sharper break. At least that’s what I’ve always inferred.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
In my experience a slurve is really a misnomer for a curve ball that sweeps across the plate. A slider is more of a slow cut-fastball.
Wait wait wait
Kruk AND Kuip AND Flem on the radio??
I’M IN
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
yeah it’s about 5 seconds ahead of tv but much better commentary
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i’m listening and watching (muted). the tv is merely replay and further information, and to see exactly how fucked up this ump’s strike zone is.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
DON’T LIGHT A FIRE UNDER ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hey Money
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
whats that famous quote
throwing a knuckleball for strike is like trying to throw a butterfly with hiccups into a mailbox from across the street?
Getting help from the ump tho
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
Also from the Giants
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Solid
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
22GIGANTES WUZ RITE!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
YOURE LOSING ME MCCOVEN
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
this pitcher sucks.. i wanna see some runs. like, right nao
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Too early to start drinking
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
LOL YOU
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
DRINKING MIGHT BE THE BEST THING TO DO WHEN THERE IS NOTHING TO DO
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
WHEN IT DOUBT, TAKE SHOTS.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
URIBBE
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Nice.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nice AB, Juan.
See, walks are good!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Jazzy Walk With Me
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
100 bucks says Molina doesn’t get thrown out trying to get two bases on a wild pitch
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 17, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
HE HITS A HOMERUN IS MY BET
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL "keys to the game"
SF: score 1 run.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Fox key to the game
Giants: Score 1 run
LOL
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
You down with OBP?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
yes
but we all know where the $$$ lies
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 17, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't have AM radio and KNBR blacks out the games online.
Does anyone have a link to the radio broadcast?
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Apr 17, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
UriBBe
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I have a feeling we’re gonna be seeing a lot of Dunston pics today
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
Thank Erik for letting us know the Dodgers wont put up ten runs against Tim.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
Ellis to Haeger:
/stagewhisper
“Throw strikes.”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
is the knuckle this guy's only pitch? doesn't he know how to throw normal? why doesn't he mix it up
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
UMP YOU SUCK
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Is this ump mic’ed??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That’s what I was thinking too.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
I hope so...
then we can catch him scheming against us!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
VROOOM
Also, dammit nate
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
hager can't even throw straight to 2nd
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
THROW DA KNUCKLAH!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
hey battah battah battah
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit Nate
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
Nate with the vroom
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
What is with the lame sound effects from Fox
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
Can we tell uribe
that if he doesn’t slide hard into 2nd next time, he’s off the team?
Where's Perry?
GO TIMMY!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
timmy > knuckleball
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Terrible attempt
at breaking up the double play by Uribe. Wasn’t even trying, just jogged to the side.
HELL YEAH TIM!!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
LOL TIMMY
FUCK YEAH
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOLDGERS!!
TIMMY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HELL YES LINCECUM!!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
TIMMY!
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
Go Timmy
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Best bunt in the history of the world.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK YEAH TIMMY!
Who the fuck needs an offense? We’ve got Tim fucking Lincecum
Safety first, kids.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
wat
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Tim Lincecum
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
It was really cool watching the spin change coming off Timmy’s bat.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
TIMMY SCORED THE 1 RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
velez, don't do anything stupid
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Best bunt ever
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions
He’s taking a lesson from Matty and just scoring his own run support
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy: “Fuck you all. I’m MAGIC INSIDE!!”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Jeff Kent: The money lies in the RBIs
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
stop it.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Are we starting to coin this phrase?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I feel better now
atleast we have a lead a one point off this douche
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
That was revenge for the Miller-Hiller-Haller Halleluja Twist.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions
im gonna go out on a limb here and say...
haeger is gonna throw a knuckleball soon
RIBEYES
/Tim clean up hitter
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
TIMMY IS AWESOME
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I’m pretty sure Tim might be the best all around athlete
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Iono that Fred Lewi- Shit nvm
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
PINOY BEST POUND FOR POUND ATHLETE IN THE WORLD YO
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ZORAK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I still won't forgive you, Geno.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
uh oh... rent's up
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Velez = 2 9th inning HRs
I shall call him Stick because he’s so clutch
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
GENO!
Don’t screw up running again.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
LOL OFFENSE!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Lincecum is fuckin awesome
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
lol
Even when Velez does something good, he ends up fucking it up. Hit it too hard.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
DON'T BLOW THIS FOR ME, GAR!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
C'mon Bone Chips don't fuck this up.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
poll
should lincecum learn to throw a knuckleball
I think Howie said he has seen Timmy throw it.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha.
It would be so badass to have a pitcher with the talent of Lincecum and all those pitches, plus a knuckler.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Ump sucks, pitcher is boring to watch, 40 mins later you have one out in the 2nd.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions
Ump is more entertaining that Haeger, but has an equally poor grasp of the strike zone.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OMG YANKEES ON FOX??!!
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
OMG NO WAY
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Yankees later, Mets now.
We don’t get Timmy vs the Dragon in NYC. We get The Artist Formerly Known As Johan and his LOLMets. Sadz.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
Renteria has the bone spurs back apparently
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Don't swing, Ed!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hey so later can we get a GIF of that bunt?
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HOWBOUT A GIF OF YOUR MOM!
awwww shit.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That’d be weird. She’s dead
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Played the dead mom card.
Burn.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I was just giving you a hard time. I mean, how could you know that?
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Well now I’m just upset/bothered…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Really, don’t be. I’m not, and it was my mom.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No no, upset and bothered about the visual of your mom!!
(burned by fake compassion)
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
only if we mix it in with this
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
lol renteria... you're bad
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
TWSS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WTF RENT?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Looks like Renteria is back
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
what is going through rent’s mind right now…
by randolphforpresident on Apr 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
At least he didn't GIDP
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
god, horrible
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
NOM NOM BONE CHIPS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nice
Renteria back to sucking huge motherfucking balls.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
DFA RENT NOW!!!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Didn’t throw a single fucking strike.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Dammit Rent
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LETS GO PABLO!
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
GO PANDA
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
He took zero pitches
is he watching the same game?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
After that at-bat
Uribe to SS, DeRosa to 2B, Bowker to LF
PLZ
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pablo. Not a lot of power? What Karros?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Karros has his head too far up his ass to know any better.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
dont mind him
hes dumb.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That jackass dodgers fan who keeps waving into the camera needs to go away
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
STAY??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Panda is swinging at everything, too
but at least he is making contact
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
3-2.. let's go pablo
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
2cnd inning, 2-2 count, 2 outs, us needing a second run. baseball is poetry
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 17, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
Where is everybody today here? h
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
h
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
T
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
n
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Panda fail
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Y’all are 7 seconds ahead. The glory of radio, I guess.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
my god pablo
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Wow, Pablo is realllllly getting good contact on balls
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
TAKE BALL 4? what are you talking about?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Creepy arm is creepy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why wouuld we cheat the game?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Panda swinging at the high ones today?WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sad Panda
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOO
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
a team full of lincecums is what we need.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey idiot. Haeger didn’t get out of the jam. The Giants got him out of it. Specifically Renteria.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
brain-dead caribean hackerz1!1
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad Panda
Worse pitcher.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Shit
They used the “make the star pitcher stand on the bases in the sun” strategy
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
You can say that again.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun Fact!
The bums catcher is using a womens softball glove. It might even be a 1B mitt.
Radio guys says it’s the pitcher’s own catchers mitt that he brings for his catchers to use.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Why does he give a shit what they use?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not you buddy, guy!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Grrr
your*
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Not really. Velez is the only batter who’s gotten solid contact, and the ump’s zone is all loosey goosey.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Why are that batters swinging like they dont know the pitcher is a knuckleballer. Or like they arnt watching the game. fuck
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Stupid is as stupid does
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
If Panda ever learned patience and discipline at the plate he would bat .425
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Yeah but those’d all be singles. Cause he has no power. Eric Karros said so
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Overheard at spring training, re Panda
Scout A: Can this kid be any more aggressive?
Scout B: He’s a hack. It’s what they do.
:(
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Shift + A
LOL Giants!
1) In Velez’s first at bat starting at lead off, he draws a walk. Irony?
2) LOL Bowker. Let the FLewing begin.
3) Timmy is so awesome.
4) Don’t swing at easy takes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
what is "shift + A"
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Try it
See what happens 0_o
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 17, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
- - good point, first walk by our leadoff hitter this year
by Rook Takes Pawn on Apr 17, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Note to future self: Whole Foods oreos aren’t nearly as good as real Oreos.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oooh!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pablo shoulda stuck his belly out on that 1st pitch, HBP + RBI
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
yeah it only goes like 70 mph anyway
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Oh no
Karros says Lincecum is vulnerable because he was on the basepaths for a long time. Were screwed.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Oh no he was standing up for too long
by J. Frank Parnell on Apr 17, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
We are no match for the encyclapedic knowledge of Eric Karros
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Karros can go fuck himself and his flock of seagulls haircut
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, he looked really vulnerable that inning.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Karros isn't exactly a candidate for MENSA now, is he?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
MY GOD HE WAS RIGHT
1-2-3 innings are the sign of fatigue
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Too tired to face more than 3 batters!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
1 handed catches scare me
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Why do they keep calling Velez “Geno”?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
his new nickname.. easier to say i guess
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I think because his real name is too hard to pronounce they are trying to change it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Because saying "ay-you-hen-eee-yo" gets annoying.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially if you do as I do, and get real glottal in the middle: ay-you-CCHEN-ee-oh. It sounds like I’m bringing up a hairball. L’chaim!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
As opposed the the stellar routes Scott usually takes to the ball?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
DeWitt about to suck it hard.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lol. gross
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FINISH HIM!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TIMMY!
FINISH HIM!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
A little late but
fuck you Edgar! And you to Bochy. Move him down in the order at least.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Bork, bork bork bork, bork
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
OUT, OUT, OUT DODGERS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
R/L/R/L/FUCKWITEMEYER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bartender!
More runs please…
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Is "Blake DeWitt" the douchiest name in the history of the world?
He should be in a John Hughes movie, played by James Spader.
by Murray, Present on Apr 17, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Casey Blake Dewitt
Douchiest guy combined with douchiest name
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Casey Affleck Blake Dewitt
Douchiest guy combined with bad actor and douchiest name
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
MORE LIKE BLAKE DESHITT AMIRITE
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
MORE LIKE deLOLean AMIRITE
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, it's a worthy try...
but Steve Forbes is still pretty effin’ douchey.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 17, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
oh that’s just adorable
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Make this go away, sweet subject period.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
IM A SAAAAAAAAAAAD PANDA.... south park
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I have to be honest. If I was asked who would have the only run in the game so far.. and the only rbi..
it wouldnt be Bengie, and Tim
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
hankschulman
#sfgiants hitters must be gnawing on the dugout rail in frustration: 2 innings, 12 baserunners, 56 pitches, 4 hits, 3 walks and only 1 run
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Technically they should be referred to as "SF Giants batters"
It’s difficult to be termed a “hitter” when you just suck out loud
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
Good point. There are probably a million other scenarios you would have expected to play out.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Rally Tila Tequila
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
No.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
still dont know what my opinion of her is
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Thank you for not forgetting the subject line.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
disturbing, hello shawne merriman!!!
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 17, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOO
SHE’S SEEN SHAWN MERRIMAN’S PECKER!!!!!!!
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
we’re gonna need a bigger subject line
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 17, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No rally skanks, thank you
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
lazy girl is right.
/clicks subject.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
1 run no outs, what now haters?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Too soon.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No thanks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
4 runs, 1 out can't be wrong.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
You can thank me later.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Only one thread?
How you doin today?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
I love this board, sometimes
“Only 1100 comments in two innings? Guys, is everything all right?”
by J. Frank Parnell on Apr 17, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
AUDREY WALK WITH ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I like how the Giants bob their heads as they watch the knuckler go by. Doink!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
AUBBREY
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
LOL Rose
“a couple of great managers out here in LA”
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 1:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
this ump is like giving free strikes to this terrible pitcher
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOLODGERS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL so much running for huff
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Runner on 3rd with nobody out
How will we not score this time?
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
huf huf huff!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
HUFFVROOOM!!!
LOL
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
VROOM!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
HUFFING AND PUFFING
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Aubrey steals!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
There should be a gold glove or silver slugger equivalent for speed
And Aubrobot should win it.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
Huff with the VROOOOM
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Ugly dinosaurs are on twitter?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is disgusting
Flag’d
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff Vroom
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hehehehehe
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
PERFECT pitch to steal on though
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
they all are
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL DODGERS
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LEAD-HUFF BATTER
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOLDodgers!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOLDODGERS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
LOLDGERS!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
JAMIE CARLOL!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLDGERS AND OH CRAP
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
LOL SHITTY DEFENSE BY REPLACEMENT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he better not hurt
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Don't be hurt DeRosa!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
So DeRosa is going to already start to fall apart?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
although we only have one run
i like the start to this game
OUCH MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh man
This is getting ridiculous.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOLodgers
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
CarroLOL
Nice hustle DeRosa. Hope he’s not really hurt.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
lol bengie
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Clankity clank clank
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
OH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO INTENT INTENT RETALIATE REETRIBUTIN
or not.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Gritty veteran gamer that is Bengie
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Base Runners YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, he didn't swing at the HBP?
Also, RETALIATE!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
LOLOBP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No
Gamers take HBPs. Cheaters take walks.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I married the prom queen.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahaha!
He’s making Zito’s plunk look like a heater from ArLOLdis.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
MOBPlina
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL NOT A STRIKE
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
dude is having some knuckleball-induced vertigo or something
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Jazzy
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Game is now an hour old
zzzz
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
the way Haeger pitches it feels like this at-bat is an hour old
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 17, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe West is fuming mad
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yesssssss
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
he'll never make it
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
i really want to
see bengie steal home one of these days
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 17, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop swinging Giants, he’s thrown like 3 strikes with that knuckleball all day.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Yeah, but the ump’s called about 12 of them.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You can’t spell Bengie Molinap without OBP
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
LOL PITCH COUNT
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL pitch count
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 17, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
So is there a reason Bowker is not in? Or has the FLewing begun?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How are our baserunners = outs
This makes no sense.
Oh wait, one baserunner turned into an out.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
For those of you who follow Baggs’ Twitter he has a nasty one from Lasorda that makes me want to puke
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
SHIERHOLTZ
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
JUGGERNATE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JUGGERNATE!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
NATE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
Okay Tim
Don’t swing.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
NEVER MIND
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 17, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, another beach ball flying in the background
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
More fun than this pitcher
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate hits a floater.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JUGGERNATE!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
GRAND SLAM TIM
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Nate
Station 2 Station
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FCUK YTEAH!!!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FIRST CAREER HR!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GRAND SLAM TIME, TIMMY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
LOLOLOLOLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BIG TIME TIMMY JIM!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BIG TIME TIMMY JIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
BEAT LA!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
TIMMY!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What a rip!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TIM LINCECUM!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
YEAH BUDDDDDAYY
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
if we have an inning like this in the 4th
haeger gets chased … and we get the soft underbelly of the dodgers
I think he is the soft underbelly.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he North African?
…Oh wait, no African (Americans) in beisbol.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You’re thinking of Italy, the “soft underbelly of Europe.” North Africa just let us attack there.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I’d rather make fun of Barry Zito for other reasons.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HEY-OHHH!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
TIMMY!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
that was a sweet swing
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
TIMMY IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE PLANET
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
LOLDGERS
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
he’s really pretty good, I have to admit.
by Into the Void on Apr 17, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum
Clean-up hitter
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Timmy
$ lies RBIs
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
$ lies in me basically taking control of the entire game of baseball
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM > EVERYTHING
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Silvar Sluggar!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
TIM LINCECUM
2-2, 3 RIB EYES!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
2 for fuckin 2
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
oh damn it Flem
Jinxed Timmy on the mound
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Cy Youngzzz, Gold Glove, Silver Slugger, MVP, NLCS MVP, WS MVP
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
Willie Mac, Hank Aaron Award, Heisman, Olympic Gold, Nobel Peace Prize…
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Pulitzer, Newberry AND Caldecott, knighthood, canonization, transcends matter and becomes light….
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
3 RBIs today from tim
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL Karros
“… 4 hits 1 HBP… 5 hits”
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I know most fans are still ontheir way to the park, but it seems somewhat empty
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah,
and Kruk and Kuip were on the radio trying to say that it looked like a big crowd.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OH NOZ GAIS
TIMMY WILL BE VULNERABLE NEXT INNING!
good thing we didn't just trade an OF
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Whew!
Dodged THAT bullet
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Rather see Torres in CF
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
Karros,
We actually can afford to not have DeRosa or Rowand, but that’s beside the point.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
carlos..... "Monasterios" in the bullpen
who?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Carlos Mencia is the Dodgers’ setup man.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
DEE DEE DEE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
His nickname is probably Monk
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLDGERS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLDODGERS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
This game is silly.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOLDGERS!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Why is Torres going in?
Righties can’t hit righties!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
I like this game much better then the one yesterday.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hate fox
they have no idea about depth on the bench. Regardless, I hope DeRosa is ok.
Where's Perry?
WooHoo Timmy
LOL Rose “The Giants traded an OF Fred Lewis to Toronto… so they don’t have him to call up”
O RLY
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Brilliant grasp of the game
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
man, Fox.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Come on FBAL
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Facial fractures...
Egads.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Man, that hurts to watch every time.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rowand looked smarter after that concussion
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Also
FBAL WTF are you doing?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
joe torre genius
realizes chance to win vs. tim = 0%
takes all his guys outta the lineup for rest
throws out garbage starting pitcher
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
He’s a good manager
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Go ahead
Take out Ethier and Kemp too, just play with only 2 OFs for shits and giggles.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 17, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what Lou Pinella did in Chicago last year in my first ever trip to Wrigley. Timmy… did not have a problem notching a win vs the Iowa Cubs that day.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 17, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
As much fun as we make of Rowand for being a gritty veteran gamer
He really is a tough SOB
At this point I just want quick innings
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh Gar
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
if rent cant hit this guy, then why does boch have him playing today?
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
RENT SUCKS
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
what's the latest with Rowand?
any DL info?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Official word is DTD
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ah, the gritty gamerishness
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if he will wear the Terry Steinbach batting helmet.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 17, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don’t put Rowand back in the lineup tomorrow. Rest.
I don’t care what he says, or how GAMER the managers think he is. REST.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This
don’t fuck around with concussions.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Cuz he is old and his skills have deteriorated
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Didnt he not suck for a couple games last week?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Axiomatic:
If he didn’t suck, Sabean would have passed on getting him
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
How many more pitches of this?
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
RENT SUCKS
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL GAR!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RENTARIA YOU SUCKKKKKK
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
If Renteria gets 3000 hits is he a HOF er?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
In the 8 lb. Oreck hall of sucking fame, yes
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, because the HOF “rules” are kept alive by inept voters.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah
If he gets 3000 he’ll be in because he’s a shortstop. But he needs 800 more hits. 800! That’s not going to happen at this rate.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I like this pitcher
but not Edgar. Damn
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 17, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
Lince is pissed that he hasn’t scored yet
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 17, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
lol Rent the only one who can’t lay off this crap.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tim > all
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
it's workin for us
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Rent sucks
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 17, 2010 2:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL, ZOMG RENT SUCKZ, HE IS SO BAD!!! HES TURRIBLE, 1-3 today is BAD!!!!! LOL LINCECUM CAN HIT BETTER THAN YOU
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I'M A DUMBASS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pretty much.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well to be fair
3-30 is pretty indicative of suckiness.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Well, would you even think about swinging if you were facing this pitcher? No.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Then if you answered “yes” to the previous question you would see our point.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He has provided the two worst at bats of the game against a scrub.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
rimshot
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
So to recap after Fred has been traded
1. Rowand is hurt
2. DeRosa is hurt
3. Edgar sucks
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
TRADE LEWIS!!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
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Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Apr 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOM!
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
NO NO NO
This was not the plan!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
so you’re saying we can’t call up F.Lew
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
All I can say is
Thank God we still have Frandsen!
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
We are managed by morons
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
If you don't hate the organization you're either
A) Not paying the slightest bit of attention
B) Enchanted by the Magic Kool-Aid
C) A moron
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, cut this shit out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think it is safe to say they want to him to get as many AB’s as possible without wearing him down by catching everyday. I do not disagree with this strategy.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
3 IP, 87 pitches.
….Lulz bullpen.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
"29-0 when getting 4+ runs of support"
He gave himself three of those runs…LOL
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Poor Dodgers. ;_;
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I still can't either
/30 hours
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
It's captivating.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
real or fake?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i need to know for when I touch them
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
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