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IT'S A DAMN GOOD THING I'M DRUNK!!!

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Apparently Beer has a health benefit, well thank God!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Russ Ortiz the new secret agent?

by Hamed on Apr 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring on the gopherballs!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Welly a double agent?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Krukow

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

MEW!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That caption rules.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

giants were saving all the offense to unload on ortiz right?

by natey-nate on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Which one?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avs score

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Depressing night is depressing.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for the Sharks to lose in a heartbreaker to really cap this night off

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Nabby sucks…Sharks work so hard for a goal and gives them away like candy.

by nofreetime on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Sharks!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

daughter of a twin peaks alum

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game already feels like (500) Days of Summer

Went in with a lot of expectations, left really angry.

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too, except I left really depressed.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually really liked the movie, I just know too many people who hated her in this because of what her character does.

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty effed up.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My coworker hated her in the movie

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That character was the only realistic thing IN that movie.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

The whole point was that she was a fantasy girl TO HIM and he treated her as such. The first guy who treated her like a real person won her part.

Still, best part of the movie is his post-coital afterglow where he sees Han Solo as his reflection.

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO

If you get that emotionally emotional? about a character in a movie, the movie is doing its job. I haven’t seen the movie myself though.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone heard him vs. her or whatever her band is called?

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s She and Him. I like their stuff.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLZ

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah! jinx

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thank you

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jigglypuff

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is this jinx.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Chavez Latrine.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Even the TV crew is full of fail

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

lol dodger stadium

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

have we heard anything about rowand since he went out of the game?

by natey-nate on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

They took him to the hospital to get checked out.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update says hes OK

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

AmyG said he was doing fine, Schulman said they took him to the hospital as a precaution

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Special Agent Ortiz. Right now.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Q'est q' c'est le fuck?

Which in really bad French means WHAT THE FUCK???

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Que el fuck?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDS MOAR VERB

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Que esta el fuck?

That doesnt even make sense.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS WHAT THAT IS THE FUCK?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

camera guys said “Fuck this” and went home

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice icon. (Just noticed it.)

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

which reminds me, looks like my adopted son needs a talking to after the game

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Get on that.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i GUESS i MISSED SOME DRAMA?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

war

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is it good for?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo doo buh bee bop!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/electric guitar

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Justin Bieber

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped watching. Then I started watching again, and it was still really bad (I saw Rowand go down, saw Velez boot a ball). Now I’m not watching again, because bad game is bad.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn't sposed to post.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you gonna have an IM conversation that cross-posts here like wil did?

Because that would be great.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have I mentioned I also hate Rafael Furcal?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that angle really showed how shitty that grounder was hit.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MAKING THINGS HAPPEN

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I really don't want to know?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Mulligan.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a shitty looking swing

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Special Agent has failed his mission.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, jack another one.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgars glory is done. Foreals.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HAY GUYZ MY BONE CHIPS GREW BACK!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, so what happened to Scott?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

hit in the face by a pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap.

For all the abuse we heap on him no one wants that.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Domeshot. Looked like it hit right under the helmet, 88 MPH. Took him to the hospital but hes okay.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I got it. Beanball.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

good seats?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because, like everything else related to the Giants in this game, the cameras have failed.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miss Cleo hates us

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

olde tyme baseball

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time warp to 1960’s/

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FELLING DOWN?

SORTA NSFW?

CHEER UP!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone should try and do better tomorrow

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Did they say they lost the video feed entirely?

Wow, Network fail.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Everyone!

Just changed over from the sharks game. At least this i the regular season. And we are not a bunch of fucking chokes like them! one out of 162, not a big deal. Lincecum will win tomorrow.

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

they lost again I take it?

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing 5 to 4, the Lanche have 13 shots on goal

Laughing my fucking ass off at Nabby!

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can see his house from my kitchen window. I’m gonna go give him a good talking to.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

13? As in all game?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep!

And with half the third left, I turned it off. One thing I’ve learned about being a sharks fan is that no one else gives a shit so I’m turning on baseball and football for the rest of my life. Can you tell I’m pissed btw?

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's depressing

Sharks have like 4 times as many shots.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap are you serious???

that’s fucking pathetic, Nabokov.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

The cutting of Nabokov is the only thing to look forward too.

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet, still over half a period left and only down by 1, but the way Nabokov is playing in goal it doesn’t look good.

by nofreetime on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE HIM THE GAME BALL TORRE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HARUMPH!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Russ Ortiz huh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ortiz owns the Giants

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, Russ Ortiz shuts the Giants down.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

2Ks

That just kicked my optimism in the nuts.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Houston and Pittsburgh pitching may have been misleading.
Very, very much so.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks 4-5 losing

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh, Russ Ortiz.
Russ Ortiz and Vincente Padilla.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

all-star pitching staff

by natey-nate on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are these guys playing the Dodgers?

It must really suck to be a fan of this team.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re just bitter

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did I ever get that way?

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ortiz gets 2ks?

What happened?
Heavy bash at the Enchantment Pad and they’re all wasted?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

teenage wasteland

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. They just suck.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should really stop playing Don’t Stop Believing when it’s 10-3

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They should really stop playing Don’t Stop Believing.

Fixed.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST CITY BOY

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not tonight.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST CITY, BOY!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am merely pointing out he forgot a word.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t Stop Believin’

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Perry is pissed.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t stop, dry heaving…
That’s what the Sharks and Giants make me wanna do…

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good guys, Rob Schneider will be at Cache Creek Indian Casino this month.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe we should put him on the backside of the bullpen.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, good gig.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to HS with that man..

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier should homer again

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I have enough pics, thanks.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look I can see the game normally.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DRILL EITHIER

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Journey, leading 10-3, is the last fucking straw.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Sharks tie it up but oh wait! the refs don’t want to give it to us

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And a goal by the sharks gets waived off

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

sharks have had two goals taken away from them in a matter of minutes

by 49erEmpire on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck sports

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And Reed Johnson. What a deuchebag.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BAY AREA TEAMS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

"The A's won!" - my cousin watching the Sharks

I am not amused.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

F*ck your cousin.

Actually, don’t.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now, this isn’t West Virgina !!

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Xanthan

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLxanthan

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Jim

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL EVERYBODY!!

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by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LOL

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do love Dallas Braden, so I was pretty excited about that.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, OriLOLes.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop raining on my parade!

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Athletics starters are 6-0.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did he come out after 5 innings? It looked like he was doing fine

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How horrible. Can I get you anything?

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medders getting that ERA down to a respectable 9+

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, hell.

We could still take the series, right? Right?

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Our hopes rest on the shoulders of Barry L. Zito.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am hoping. It should come down to Zito.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah, Tim and Zeets are up.

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/im supposed to be angry when you post things right?

i forget how this goes

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum pitching tomorrow, and Wilson, Affeldt, and Romo are fresh.

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Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy keeps em fresh.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think they win the series.

Aren’t going to win many games when your starter gives up 7 runs in two innings.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT: Grizzlies just tied the game.

Posey hit a grounder to third, errant throw, Bond scores. A batter later, Pill GIDP’d.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

A batter later, Pill GIDP’d.

Call him up!

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

read as:

bonds scored

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nicoli

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh goody… now a 5 on 3

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

they are setting it up for a magnificent comback

by natey-nate on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that jeff kent hitting

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn I hope Tim shuts these fucks down tomorrow.

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I also that Kemp gets hit with a Lincecum changeup while singing, and it is played over and over again until the end of time.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

swinging*

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your first comment was more amusing to picture.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF! DEROSA! WHITESIDE!

There’s two home runs and six runs right there cos’ Whiteside hits Grand Slams and catches no – hitters.
I read it on the Internet so I know it’s true.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Niners could get 12 of them and it wouldn’t make a shit of difference.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the spirit.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only this had been mentioned on McCovey Chronicles!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 is so doable.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I need an 8 at least

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

epic comeback time!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Huff.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yarr!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

[picture of Audrey Horne]

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON

Accentuate the positive! Eliminate the negative!

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

we wouldn’t have a team left…

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

YAYROSA

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't call it

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa!

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

There only gonna break our hearts

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Where?

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

There

Duh.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hardee har har. Making fun of a simpleton such as I.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up Kruk Broxton isn’t coming into this game even if we score 7 runs

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Here it comes!

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDES!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Here’s Eli to hit a 3 run homer. Because that’s what he does.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Just keep getting hits

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow wants Broxton up. Miller reminds him that Broxton has pitched 3 straight games.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO, BOYS

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS LOGO MID PITCH

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

trying to distract Russ

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by j14 on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nice logo work there.

INCOMING SF!

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The logo was high and outside. Ball 2.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

All night I've been hearing what I thought was several neighbors vacuuming at once

Turns out it was the Giants and Sharks

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/golf clap

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you can do it Eli!

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Whyside?

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SECRET...AGENT...

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

GRUMBLE

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFUUUUUUUUU

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a ball Eli

Just

you know

so you know.

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BALL 4 ELI....

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheese

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Coulda told you that one was coming.

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by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure. Russ Ortiz.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I hate the Miller/Krukow team.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too, they’re kind of dull together

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk without Kuip is like……..

a box of chocolates?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like rain on your wedding day.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its the goodbye that never came?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem and Kuip, too.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so freaking wrong to see Russ in LA Blue

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker, please, for your sake more then mine. A hit.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

RBI!

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

most important AB of the game. Bowker doesnt want to get Flew’d

by natey-nate on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

At least this game is almost over

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by j14 on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

John Bowker is the problem.

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Option him to AAA

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got his AB for the week

Bork will now let the other children have their turn

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABE BOWKER

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by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BOWKER RBI

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Backwards Broderick Crawford

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha indeed!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does he keep getting sawed off? Are they pitching him inside?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SIX RUN JAZZY HOMER

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Sharks you guys should score a goal right now that would be pretty cool.

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Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh, Russ Ortiz and Vincente Padilla.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, seriously. Thats pretty bad.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uppercut swing

no no no

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

There are, like, 6 people in the stands at the Latrine.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Uribe wanted to swing at that soooo bad.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZAY!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL all six dodger fans are on their feet

by 49erEmpire on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

5 more than at an A’s game.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that guy is able to make himself seem like three people with the drum and the flag and all.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

U

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

RIB-EYE

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZY 2 OUT RBI!

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

less embarrassing!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda hate that argument about Jackie Robinson.

I really really respect all the shit I know he went through being the only african american player in the game at the time.

..but saying if he didnt make it into the game that now, in 2010, there would still be no black players… thats bumb logic.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

AND dumb logic

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it's not

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone actually say that?

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon miller JUST did

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s true that if a lesser man than Jackie had been the first, it could have taken a lot longer to integrate. It’s possible that if Jackie had been a disaster, it could have taken 5-10 more years (if ever).

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just

don’t understand the desire to diminish what Jackie did. It was huge.

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no desire to diminish what he did. I just dont think the logic that of that if player in the 40's didnt break through that no one EVER would.

I do think your comment before this was sound though. About if it was a lesser man.. I think that was a good point. It very well could have taken longer if the first african american player couldnt take all the shit given to him like jackie did. It might have taken some more time before any of the owners were to give another player a shot.

But NOT ever. That is all im saying.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree it would have happened eventually either way

If you’re interested in the subject, I strongly recommend the book “Opening Day” by Jonathan Eig. Despite some issues I have with it in terms of statistics, it’s a really, really interesting book that does a good job of talking about exactly what Jackie went through that first season, how important it was that he succeeded and doesn’t just repeat the same myths you’ve heard a hundred times. Great book.

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right on. I actually will check that out.

thank you

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only semi-recent player he mentioned, I think, was Barry. And, given that Willie Mays came in pretty soon after Jackie Robinson, and the importance of Willie Mays to Barry Bonds, the point can at least be argued.

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

might NOT have played

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

there we go. lol.

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willie Mays was 16 in 1947

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and also had to put up with a lot or racial crap

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Civl Rights act was 1964, Robinson came up in either 47 or 48

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

47.

And that would be 17 years, which is nearly 20 years.

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're missing my point

I’m saying that what Jackie did was so far ahead of Civil Rights legislation that it’s feasible that it could have been much longer before black players were allowed

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree with you, I was just specifying to prove your point. I actually just wrote my Junior Thesis on pretty much this exact topic last week.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/points to batters box

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s that thing we were in last year! Don’t you remember?

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by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying really desperately not to.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Medders at bat.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Travis. Hit a 5-run HR!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

5 runs. Stupid Wellemeyer

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Ishikawa will save us!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This is making it more painful, not less. I wish this game would just DIE ALREADY.

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by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

English Patient sucks

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh thank god it’s travis

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

no pressure

just the entire game on the line here Ishi!

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random picture from mah bukkit

Photobucket

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Ishi

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Rec'd

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we can score 5 runs each the next two games

i feel pretty good about our chances

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

/doesnt feel good about our chances.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we can score five runs each of the next two innings...

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

if franchez ever comes back, who’s off the 25 man? ishi?

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by Bond16 on Apr 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll worry about that when it never happens

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s worry about that next year.

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LOL Giants medical staff!

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by Bond16 on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve forgotten who is is.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would they maybe send Joaquin down?

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez I would think. Or Torres. Or Ishi. Or maybe even Nate.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

somewhere, rob neyer is finding a way to count our run differential and still predict 75 wins for the Giants

by mlb22 on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

1 BB by a Giants starter today.

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

and, almost needless to say -was by Huff. Of course…

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blast from the past

Luis Perdomo is in for the Beavers. 1-1 tie in the 9th

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

AGENT!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres series

Cain vs. Richard
Sanchez vs. Latos
Garland vs Wellemeyer

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by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

we traded wellemeyer for garland last inning

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We traded Wellemeyer and Posey for Garland!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Padres notes

But also, Welly didn’t deserve to be in the same column as Cain and Sanchy, OK???

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by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ISHI WALKS

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by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet!

oh wait…..

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

We made them use another pitcher!

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

You did your part, Russ

Good job

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Nate starts tm

bowker was 0-whatever

and Nate had that long at-bat to a walk

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

But Bowker has an RBI

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but the Giants hate that.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Why did they pull Ortiz?

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK!

Oh.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he get a game ball?

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ive been asking myself that question for 8 years...

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer

basiacally handed them that one.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So you were out shopping for Kool-Aid?

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw…I was at a movie.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but gotta get Velez and Gar on.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Rally

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by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases loaded in San Diego. Heilman gets Scott Hairston to pop up to end the inning. Wanna bet if it was the Giants, Hairston hits a grand slam?

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d feel confident putting money on that.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah if Wellemeyer is pitching.

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on my observations from today's game

You would hit a grand slam off of Wellemeyer, even if no one was on base.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no need to do that bet. he would have.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hard part is finding someone to bet against it.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon Troncoso

Overrated reliever is overrated.

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Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

velez

dont swing

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

hey sharks

it would be really nice to win this game

by 49erEmpire on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

How bouts they tie it up first ?? AND THEN [just for shits and giggles] NOT GIVE UP ANOTHER GOAL IMMEDIATELY THEREAFTER!!!!

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

please don’t swing!

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by Bond16 on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Woooo!

Velez!!

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WTFBAL?!!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

UH....

HOLY SHIT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Better late....

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by IMbitter on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU VELEZ HATERS

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

when he homers in the 9th, the giants are 0-2.

by FPTV on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction.

When Velez homers in the 9th, Edgar Renteria is 0-2.

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by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and panda is an unlucky 0-1 :-(

by FPTV on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

UM, WHAT?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez with another rally killing HR

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by j14 on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm back... and we're still losing.. but by 5.

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, by 2

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Leave then come back again real quick.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clutch

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEESSSSS

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by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF VELEZ.

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by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW VELEZ AGAIN.

We will never be rid of him.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez will NEVER be sent down.

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Babegenio!

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by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU LOS ANGELES!

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FUCK YOU WELLEMEYER!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOOM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

what

THE

FUCK?

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Edgar

Get on. Let the Panda do his thing.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

im not sure if Im happy about that

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay?

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FBAL?!@

Clutch player of the year so far?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Fast
Black
Abraham
Lincoln

is this correct?

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by sanfrankid on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes ma'am

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by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKYOUHATERSFUCKYOUHATERSFUCKYOUHATERSFUCKYOUHATERSFUCKYOUHATERS

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oh well

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch for russ ortiz's ERA.

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LULZ

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TRONCOSO'S ERA!

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by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

and then that happened

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOL LOL LOL Renteria

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

lolrent

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by j14 on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

rent i hate you

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

So they are going to do it to us again?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez has power

Goofus was right

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck you Renteria

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FBAL!

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m just gonna keep not watching and hope that keeps the good times rolling.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm glad you posted this after the last out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

All my information on the end of the game came from reacting to the thread. By the time I had typed this out, Renteria had already decided to make me look bad.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well. They scored five in the 10 minutes I was listening. What were you guys all doing!!!

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

And they didn’t fold after the 2nd inning.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I kind of wish we’d like

used our good relievers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

have to save them for tomorrow since Lincecum is pitching.

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much this.

This is what happens when the manager gives up on the game in, like, the 2nd inning, damn it.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw this and was wondering the same thing. Day off, Timmy tomorrow. Bork bork..oh yeah.

He’s so awful. Let Timmy pitch every fifth day, don’t make him wait so you can throw shark bait out there.

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said that a few innings ago.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe I said..

“Why put in your worst reliever?”

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

way to take a pitch.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WE HATE IT!

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd game in a row Bork lost the game by leaving Medders in far too long.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

But Medders only gave up one run.

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I hate Bork, and normally hate his management skills.

But everyone thought this game was a forgone conclusion and we did not want to use any of our better arms.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALLY EDGAR?

FUCK YOU

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no, Edgar will continue to hit .722

I just know it!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you kidding me rent?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Why in the name of all that is holy do you swing at the first pitch.

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Once a fucking moron, always a fucking moron

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we left with our dignity.

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That was freaking hilarious

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. we hit clutch 9th-inning home runs … a few runs short.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s just how Velez rolls

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I like our resiliency though. The Giants are a good team if they don’t have their 5th starter

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WE HATES IT AND THEM FOREVER!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay...

Take a fucking pitch.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK I NEVER EVEN SAW RENTERIA AT BAT!?!?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA!!!

WE…oh, fuck.

Thanks, Ed.
But hey – GOT 5 RUNS!

I feel good about our chances to play baseball tomorrow.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

And then it didn't.

And then it did again.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez

he hits dingerz just to make it hurt more when we lose

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

popping back in: the GDT was fucking with my mlb.tv feed

So, Edgar sucks again.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst loss in a while.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

So, good game Wellemeyer and Medders

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

NOM NOM BONE CHIPS

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU TODD!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

gee, should panda have thrown home?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope….. immediately crushed. The Giants way.

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Not as bad as it could have been

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to watch the Grizzlies and

suddenly, I see that the Giants scored 8 runs?

WTF.

(Grizzlies won, if anyone’s wondering.)

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Luis PerdLOLmo

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offense came alive against bad pitching… but that means… VICENTE PADILLA IS A GOOD PITCHER (at least for tonight).

GOD…

DAMMIT!

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Was a different offense also though. Except for Edgar who didn’t really help too much..

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did Bochy only use 3 relievers?

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well. Kill them tomorrow, Timmy.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Edgar

LOLdgers Bullpen.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

soooo why is wellemeyer?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Madison is not good anymore.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evgeny Nabokov

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Standard Sharks playoff bed shitting

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st round of the playoffs?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a humorous note

The Sharks can’t score on the power play

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

bay area failbeard

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel good about the next two games

there bullpen sucks ass

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey you know what

Timmy will punch those fuckers in the mouth tomorrow. I am ready, its one rough game the Giants just need to move on. And hopefully I’ll watch the game on mute because I HATE that fox sports crew. Fucklicks

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Freaking Sharks are going to lose.
Man …

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, the gameday audio feed IS fuckered up.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

No post game. :(

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is still going. Also, the Blackout thing is not true. KNBR finally kicked in a while back

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I know it’s not true. It’s never been true. I have been a gameday audio subscriber for nine years now.)

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought there was one. Is that for the video only?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i will forget this shortly
/fires up a bowl

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

bowl of corn flakes, I hope.

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corn Flakes flambe?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

::knock:: OPEN UP IT"S THE POLICE

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

timmy?!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

quiet down, i’m pitching tomorrow…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

1:23

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks odds of winning the series?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

0

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the upside, The Giants have been scoring runs consistently.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU RAJ

FUCK YOU NBC

BTW HEROES HAS SUCKED SINCE SEASON 1.5

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I gave up

NATHAN IS EVIL
NO NATHAN IS GOOD
NO NOW HES EVIL AGAIN
OH HE DIED
OH HES BACK TO LIFE AND IS GOOD!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cyrus you mean?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont even want to know.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks: 43 shots, 4 goals

Bad guys 18 and 5

wtf

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Strategery

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s playoff hockey

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is really no shame

in forfeiting. Really. The league and its fans will understand if the Sharks do it.

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar…no more magic inside….just poop.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOAAALLLL!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAL HELL YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.

by goGSW24 on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THEY TIED IT!

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SHARKS!!!!!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

sharks score with 31 seconds left!!!!!!!!

5-5

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfuckingbelievable!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!!

Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the Sharks game on TV?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

CSNCA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.atdhe.net/17446/watch-colorado-avalanche-vs-san-jose-sharks

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now they can lose it in OT and crush my spirits!

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

You took the words off my fingers

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OVERTIME

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

NHL Overtime rules… multiple overtime periods… no shoot out.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The fucking sharks!!!!!
Please save my night

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

John Miller is so orange he could be on Dancing With the Stars.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY FISHING TIM AND NOAH

Photobucket

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m guess you have the complete shirtless Tim Lincecum photo collection.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not complete, no

But I have my moments.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noah.

:(

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s awesome.

But :( Noah.

by kdl on Apr 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Mark Sweeney on the right

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess this now the Avs-Sharks game day thread.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

so it seems

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching to see if AZ screws up again in the bottom 9.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

post game thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/16/1427364/post-game-thread-the-giants-a#storyjump

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Now they can lose in overtime.

(pessimistic mood)

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

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