Open Whatever Thread #4
IT'S A DAMN GOOD THING I'M DRUNK!!!
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Is Welly a double agent?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/Krukow
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
MEW!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Which one?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit Sharks!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
daughter of a twin peaks alum
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This game already feels like (500) Days of Summer
Went in with a lot of expectations, left really angry.
I actually really liked the movie, I just know too many people who hated her in this because of what her character does.
My coworker hated her in the movie
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That character was the only realistic thing IN that movie.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THIS
The whole point was that she was a fantasy girl TO HIM and he treated her as such. The first guy who treated her like a real person won her part.
Still, best part of the movie is his post-coital afterglow where he sees Han Solo as his reflection.
IMO
If you get that emotionally emotional? about a character in a movie, the movie is doing its job. I haven’t seen the movie myself though.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone heard him vs. her or whatever her band is called?
by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s She and Him. I like their stuff.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOLZ
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Woah! jinx
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
No thank you
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Update says hes OK
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Special Agent Ortiz. Right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Q'est q' c'est le fuck?
Which in really bad French means WHAT THE FUCK???
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Que el fuck?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Que esta el fuck?
That doesnt even make sense.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IS WHAT THAT IS THE FUCK?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
camera guys said “Fuck this” and went home
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
thanks
which reminds me, looks like my adopted son needs a talking to after the game
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I kinda want to see how Russ Ortiz is pitching, so this kinda sucks
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
i GUESS i MISSED SOME DRAMA?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Boo doo buh bee bop!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/electric guitar
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/Justin Bieber
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I stopped watching. Then I started watching again, and it was still really bad (I saw Rowand go down, saw Velez boot a ball). Now I’m not watching again, because bad game is bad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That wasn't sposed to post.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, that angle really showed how shitty that grounder was hit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I guess I really don't want to know?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo, jack another one.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Edgars glory is done. Foreals.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
HAY GUYZ MY BONE CHIPS GREW BACK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ok, so what happened to Scott?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
hit in the face by a pitch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Crap.
For all the abuse we heap on him no one wants that.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Domeshot. Looked like it hit right under the helmet, 88 MPH. Took him to the hospital but hes okay.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, I got it. Beanball.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
olde tyme baseball
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
What's with the camera angle?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Time warp to 1960’s/
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
FELLING DOWN?
SORTA NSFW?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Everyone should try and do better tomorrow
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Did they say they lost the video feed entirely?
Wow, Network fail.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey Everyone!
Just changed over from the sharks game. At least this i the regular season. And we are not a bunch of fucking chokes like them! one out of 162, not a big deal. Lincecum will win tomorrow.
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
Losing 5 to 4, the Lanche have 13 shots on goal
Laughing my fucking ass off at Nabby!
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
i can see his house from my kitchen window. I’m gonna go give him a good talking to.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
13? As in all game?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yep!
And with half the third left, I turned it off. One thing I’ve learned about being a sharks fan is that no one else gives a shit so I’m turning on baseball and football for the rest of my life. Can you tell I’m pissed btw?
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
It's depressing
Sharks have like 4 times as many shots.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
HARUMPH!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ortiz owns the Giants
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
2Ks
That just kicked my optimism in the nuts.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Houston and Pittsburgh pitching may have been misleading.
Very, very much so.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh, Russ Ortiz.
Russ Ortiz and Vincente Padilla.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Who are these guys playing the Dodgers?
It must really suck to be a fan of this team.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
How did I ever get that way?
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Ortiz gets 2ks?
What happened?
Heavy bash at the Enchantment Pad and they’re all wasted?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
teenage wasteland
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nah. They just suck.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
They should really stop playing Don’t Stop Believing when it’s 10-3
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
They should really stop playing Don’t Stop Believing.
Fixed.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JUST CITY BOY
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
JUST CITY, BOY!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STOP!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I am merely pointing out he forgot a word.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh good guys, Rob Schneider will be at Cache Creek Indian Casino this month.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Maybe we should put him on the backside of the bullpen.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I went to HS with that man..
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I have enough pics, thanks.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey look I can see the game normally.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
DRILL EITHIER
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharks score but have it taken away on an interference call
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
fuck sports
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And Reed Johnson. What a deuchebag.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
"The A's won!" - my cousin watching the Sharks
I am not amused.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
F*ck your cousin.
Actually, don’t.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
LOL Xanthan
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Jim
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL EVERYBODY!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Why did he come out after 5 innings? It looked like he was doing fine
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Medders getting that ERA down to a respectable 9+
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Well, hell.
We could still take the series, right? Right?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
I am hoping. It should come down to Zito.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/im supposed to be angry when you post things right?
i forget how this goes
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum pitching tomorrow, and Wilson, Affeldt, and Romo are fresh.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Bochy keeps em fresh.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think they win the series.
Aren’t going to win many games when your starter gives up 7 runs in two innings.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Slightly OT: Grizzlies just tied the game.
Posey hit a grounder to third, errant throw, Bond scores. A batter later, Pill GIDP’d.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
A batter later, Pill GIDP’d.
Call him up!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
read as:
bonds scored
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I also that Kemp gets hit with a Lincecum changeup while singing, and it is played over and over again until the end of time.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Your first comment was more amusing to picture.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HUFF! DEROSA! WHITESIDE!
There’s two home runs and six runs right there cos’ Whiteside hits Grand Slams and catches no – hitters.
I read it on the Internet so I know it’s true.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
Niners could get 12 of them and it wouldn’t make a shit of difference.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the spirit.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
If only this had been mentioned on McCovey Chronicles!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
LOL
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
7 is so doable.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
epic comeback time!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
yarr!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Rally!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
YAYROSA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Don't call it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
DeRosa!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There only gonna break our hearts
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Where?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
There
Duh.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hardee har har. Making fun of a simpleton such as I.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Here it comes!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
WHITESIDES!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS LOGO MID PITCH
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Nice logo work there.
INCOMING SF!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
All night I've been hearing what I thought was several neighbors vacuuming at once
Turns out it was the Giants and Sharks
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Whyside?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
SECRET...AGENT...
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GRUMBLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BALL 4 ELI....
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Cheese
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Sure. Russ Ortiz.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think I hate the Miller/Krukow team.
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Me too, they’re kind of dull together
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Kruk without Kuip is like……..
a box of chocolates?
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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like rain on your wedding day.
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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Its the goodbye that never came?
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s so freaking wrong to see Russ in LA Blue
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker, please, for your sake more then mine. A hit.
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RBI!
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John Bowker is the problem.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Option him to AAA
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He got his AB for the week
Bork will now let the other children have their turn
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BOWKER RBI
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Backwards Broderick Crawford

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HA HA HA
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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha ha indeed!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
SIX RUN JAZZY HOMER
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Hey Sharks you guys should score a goal right now that would be pretty cool.
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Bowkermania
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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh, Russ Ortiz and Vincente Padilla.
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Yeah, seriously. Thats pretty bad.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Uppercut swing
no no no
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Uribe wanted to swing at that soooo bad.
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JAZZAY!!
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5 more than at an A’s game.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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But that guy is able to make himself seem like three people with the drum and the flag and all.
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RIB-EYE
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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZY 2 OUT RBI!
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less embarrassing!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
I kinda hate that argument about Jackie Robinson.
I really really respect all the shit I know he went through being the only african american player in the game at the time.
..but saying if he didnt make it into the game that now, in 2010, there would still be no black players… thats bumb logic.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Does anyone actually say that?
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Well, it’s true that if a lesser man than Jackie had been the first, it could have taken a lot longer to integrate. It’s possible that if Jackie had been a disaster, it could have taken 5-10 more years (if ever).
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I just
don’t understand the desire to diminish what Jackie did. It was huge.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have no desire to diminish what he did. I just dont think the logic that of that if player in the 40's didnt break through that no one EVER would.
I do think your comment before this was sound though. About if it was a lesser man.. I think that was a good point. It very well could have taken longer if the first african american player couldnt take all the shit given to him like jackie did. It might have taken some more time before any of the owners were to give another player a shot.
But NOT ever. That is all im saying.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
I agree it would have happened eventually either way
If you’re interested in the subject, I strongly recommend the book “Opening Day” by Jonathan Eig. Despite some issues I have with it in terms of statistics, it’s a really, really interesting book that does a good job of talking about exactly what Jackie went through that first season, how important it was that he succeeded and doesn’t just repeat the same myths you’ve heard a hundred times. Great book.
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The only semi-recent player he mentioned, I think, was Barry. And, given that Willie Mays came in pretty soon after Jackie Robinson, and the importance of Willie Mays to Barry Bonds, the point can at least be argued.
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There's a good argument that someone like Mays might have played
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there we go. lol.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Willie Mays was 16 in 1947
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Civil rights legislation wasn't passed for another nearly 20 years
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Civl Rights act was 1964, Robinson came up in either 47 or 48
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You're missing my point
I’m saying that what Jackie did was so far ahead of Civil Rights legislation that it’s feasible that it could have been much longer before black players were allowed
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Yeah I agree with you, I was just specifying to prove your point. I actually just wrote my Junior Thesis on pretty much this exact topic last week.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
/points to batters box
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It’s that thing we were in last year! Don’t you remember?
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LOL Medders at bat.
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Come on Travis. Hit a 5-run HR!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Oh thank god it’s travis
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no pressure
just the entire game on the line here Ishi!
by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Ishi

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
if we can score 5 runs each the next two games
i feel pretty good about our chances
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
/doesnt feel good about our chances.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If we can score five runs each of the next two innings...
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ll worry about that when it never happens
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Hopefully, Velez.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s worry about that next year.
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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve forgotten who is is.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez I would think. Or Torres. Or Ishi. Or maybe even Nate.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
1 BB by a Giants starter today.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
and, almost needless to say -was by Huff. Of course…
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by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Blast from the past
Luis Perdomo is in for the Beavers. 1-1 tie in the 9th
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
AGENT!!
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Padres series
Cain vs. Richard
Sanchez vs. Latos
Garland vs Wellemeyer
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
we traded wellemeyer for garland last inning
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
We traded Wellemeyer and Posey for Garland!
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Padres notes
But also, Welly didn’t deserve to be in the same column as Cain and Sanchy, OK???
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Ishikawalk
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Sweet!
oh wait…..
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
You did your part, Russ
Good job
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
I bet Nate starts tm
bowker was 0-whatever
and Nate had that long at-bat to a walk
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
But Bowker has an RBI
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Yeah but the Giants hate that.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
…Why did they pull Ortiz?
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BORK!
Oh.
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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he get a game ball?
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
ive been asking myself that question for 8 years...
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Wellemeyer
basiacally handed them that one.
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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Just got home
Pablo would represent the tying run. He’s only a couple batters away. I believe.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Naw…I was at a movie.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but gotta get Velez and Gar on.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Rally

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Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Bases loaded in San Diego. Heilman gets Scott Hairston to pop up to end the inning. Wanna bet if it was the Giants, Hairston hits a grand slam?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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I’d feel confident putting money on that.
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Well yeah if Wellemeyer is pitching.
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by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Based on my observations from today's game
You would hit a grand slam off of Wellemeyer, even if no one was on base.
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Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
there’s no need to do that bet. he would have.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The hard part is finding someone to bet against it.
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Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Ramon Troncoso
Overrated reliever is overrated.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
velez
dont swing
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Woooo!
Velez!!
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
WTFBAL?!!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
UH....
HOLY SHIT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU VELEZ HATERS
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Correction.
When Velez homers in the 9th, Edgar Renteria is 0-2.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
UM, WHAT?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
i'm back... and we're still losing.. but by 5.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
wow, by 2
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Leave then come back again real quick.
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WOW VELEZ AGAIN.
We will never be rid of him.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Babegenio!
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by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU LOS ANGELES!
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FUCK YOU WELLEMEYER!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon Edgar
Get on. Let the Panda do his thing.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
im not sure if Im happy about that
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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Yes ma'am
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Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Damn
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKYOUHATERSFUCKYOUHATERSFUCKYOUHATERSFUCKYOUHATERSFUCKYOUHATERS
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
oh well
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ouch for russ ortiz's ERA.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL TRONCOSO'S ERA!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
and then that happened
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
rent i hate you
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
So they are going to do it to us again?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
FBAL!
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
I’m just gonna keep not watching and hope that keeps the good times rolling.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
i'm glad you posted this after the last out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well. They scored five in the 10 minutes I was listening. What were you guys all doing!!!
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
And they didn’t fold after the 2nd inning.
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by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow I kind of wish we’d like
used our good relievers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
have to save them for tomorrow since Lincecum is pitching.
by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw this and was wondering the same thing. Day off, Timmy tomorrow. Bork bork..oh yeah.
He’s so awful. Let Timmy pitch every fifth day, don’t make him wait so you can throw shark bait out there.
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I said that a few innings ago.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I believe I said..
“Why put in your worst reliever?”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL
way to take a pitch.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
WE HATE IT!
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2nd game in a row Bork lost the game by leaving Medders in far too long.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Well, I hate Bork, and normally hate his management skills.
But everyone thought this game was a forgone conclusion and we did not want to use any of our better arms.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
REALLY EDGAR?
FUCK YOU
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Oh no, Edgar will continue to hit .722
I just know it!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Once a fucking moron, always a fucking moron
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That was freaking hilarious
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah. we hit clutch 9th-inning home runs … a few runs short.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
That’s just how Velez rolls
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
I like our resiliency though. The Giants are a good team if they don’t have their 5th starter
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
That too
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay...
Take a fucking pitch.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK I NEVER EVEN SAW RENTERIA AT BAT!?!?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HA HA!!!
WE…oh, fuck.
Thanks, Ed.
But hey – GOT 5 RUNS!
I feel good about our chances to play baseball tomorrow.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
And then it didn't.
And then it did again.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez
he hits dingerz just to make it hurt more when we lose
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
popping back in: the GDT was fucking with my mlb.tv feed
So, Edgar sucks again.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
Worst loss in a while.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
So, good game Wellemeyer and Medders
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
NOM NOM BONE CHIPS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I HATE YOU TODD!!!!!!
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
I went to watch the Grizzlies and
suddenly, I see that the Giants scored 8 runs?
WTF.
(Grizzlies won, if anyone’s wondering.)
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Luis PerdLOLmo
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Offense came alive against bad pitching… but that means… VICENTE PADILLA IS A GOOD PITCHER (at least for tonight).
GOD…
DAMMIT!
Was a different offense also though. Except for Edgar who didn’t really help too much..
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
How did Bochy only use 3 relievers?
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Well. Kill them tomorrow, Timmy.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Madison is not good anymore.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Evgeny Nabokov
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Standard Sharks playoff bed shitting
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
1st round of the playoffs?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
On a humorous note
The Sharks can’t score on the power play
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
bay area failbeard
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i feel good about the next two games
there bullpen sucks ass
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Hey you know what
Timmy will punch those fuckers in the mouth tomorrow. I am ready, its one rough game the Giants just need to move on. And hopefully I’ll watch the game on mute because I HATE that fox sports crew. Fucklicks
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, the gameday audio feed IS fuckered up.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
No post game. :(
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine is still going. Also, the Blackout thing is not true. KNBR finally kicked in a while back
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
(I know it’s not true. It’s never been true. I have been a gameday audio subscriber for nine years now.)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
i will forget this shortly
/fires up a bowl
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Corn Flakes flambe?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
timmy?!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
quiet down, i’m pitching tomorrow…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
And the Sharks are 3 mins away from losing again
wow
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
The Sharks odds of winning the series?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
On the upside, The Giants have been scoring runs consistently.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK YOU RAJ
FUCK YOU NBC
BTW HEROES HAS SUCKED SINCE SEASON 1.5
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Yeah I gave up
NATHAN IS EVIL
NO NATHAN IS GOOD
NO NOW HES EVIL AGAIN
OH HE DIED
OH HES BACK TO LIFE AND IS GOOD!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Cyrus you mean?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I dont even want to know.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharks: 43 shots, 4 goals
Bad guys 18 and 5
wtf
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
Strategery
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
There is really no shame
in forfeiting. Really. The league and its fans will understand if the Sharks do it.
by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar…no more magic inside….just poop.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
GOAL HELL YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
SHARKS!!!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
GOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLL!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Unfuckingbelievable!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Yay!!
Jaymee Sire is my adopted wife.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Is the Sharks game on TV?
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
CSN-California
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.atdhe.net/17446/watch-colorado-avalanche-vs-san-jose-sharks
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You took the words off my fingers
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OVERTIME
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
I’m guess you have the complete shirtless Tim Lincecum photo collection.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Not complete, no
But I have my moments.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Noah.
:(
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess this now the Avs-Sharks game day thread.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
so it seems
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
post game thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/16/1427364/post-game-thread-the-giants-a#storyjump
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Now they can lose in overtime.
(pessimistic mood)
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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