Open Depression Thread #3
by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT
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This game is making me quite upset.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I gave up on that in the third period of Game 1
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I also started watching in the 3rd period
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
EXCLAMATION!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fuck this team and fuck the dodgers
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Eh, we’d probably be winning 2-1 if anyone else were pitching.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
It would be nice if you threw strikes this time, Waldis
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
who is this guy?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
NO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thanks Jponry
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
should have traded e-rent after he was hitting .688
.250 by may.
overpaid, never good in the first place.
Yeah he was.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he wasn’t a rey sanchez or anything, but he’s never really been that great. just adequate and consistent enough to produce stats that seem like he was good.
Velez in CF? D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Damn you BondsLegend for being correct!
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it's coming...
Open Bar Thread 4
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I hate Bay Area teams right now.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like the perfect place for the A’s to move to.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
why no torres
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously Velez?
I’m TRYING to back you up here! But I can’t defend you for shit like that.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Hey Loney, your walk up music blows
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Velez, you son of a bitch…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I guess Velez is always good for a laugh.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Oh man, this fucking sucks
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I need
a heavy bowl of Mota
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez walk up music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL my Dodger friends on Facebook
Bobby Giants fans are retarded on MCC on SBnation.com. Graham is one of the few who has any rational thought.
Hi Bobby
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Prom???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hmmm. I actually have to ask my friend this weekend…..
So much to do
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you have Dodger friends? No wonder they’re so wrong
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Graham?
the guy who writes LookoutLanding?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nah ive only posted there a couple times.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Your username was there and everything
Geez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wait, really?
I thought you were kidding.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he meant Grant actually
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL jponry
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Are people being sarcastic when they are saying that it wasn’t really Velez’ fault?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
The double off?
It wasn’t
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
runner gets picked off 9 out of 10 times on that play
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
in little league?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Line drive?
You freeze on a line drive, especially when you see that it’s going right towards 2nd base.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The 2nd basemen*
I should say
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
Aw…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
are you serious.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am in LA
Can’t get the game here right now. Was just guessing based on the Sharks playoff crapitude.
I hope the Giants can come back. Wellemeyer really doesn't deserve a loss here.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
What just happened with Velez? I briefly tuned out to see what the Sharks were up to (losing, as it turns out).
line drive to Dewitt Velez too far off first double play.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, I actually saw that one. I assumed there was another mistake in the last minute or two (plausible).
by Seasick fish on Apr 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito big yawn.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm getting phone calls from Dodger fans
I might flush my phone down the toilet
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, why is Velez in center field now? I can’t follow closely right now and it makes no sense to me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Rowand got beaned in the head
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit son. Any prognosis or still waiting?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing yet. It looked like it may have actually hit him in the face, not just the helmet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Jesus Christ.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs said it hit the earflap and face, but that they haven’t heard anything yet as far as prognosis.
Well, I’ll hope for the best. I mean, obviously… but… yikes….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
can we just hit somebody?
im not advocating we throw at the head. just a nice fastball to the back/ribs area
that would be swell
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
The wife and I had Portillo’s tonight
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Jumbo chili dog and a Maxwell dog. Maxwell’s are by far my favorite
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup. Really everything is great
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Find something else to do
Sharks are on apparently
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So why do we keep this guy?
Joaquin? He never really did any good. Also, why the fuck isnt Runzler the real gamer not here. Also, suck it russel martin your not on deck your on dick!
They’re better than pancakes because they have syrup traps.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
dude
whats Joaquin pitched 5 MLB games?
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
How old are you? I’m just curious.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
25.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
17
Suck it!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No comment
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
5
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Triple play.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I would ask if this game could get any worse
But I don’t want to know the answer
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Why does Waldis
always look like he is crying?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
BALL ONE
BALLONEBALLONEBALLONEBALLONEBALLONEBALLONEBALLONE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL WAQUIN
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Joey Update
5 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 4 K, 82 pitches. 1-0 Portland
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
Joey, Joey, King of the streets, child of clay.
by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
banned tbh
worst dylan song
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't know about worst...
certainly not in the top 75% though.
by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
worst.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Waldis
needs a Sherpa guide to find the strikezone.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Why put in your worst reliever?
How does putting in your worst reliever get you into the game? How does that work? Where’s the logic in that?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I believe the thought behind it is this:
“Well, fuck this game”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Jackass.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Why Waldis?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
zero outs
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Oh terrific, walk in a run. Cause it’s not like we were starting to build momentum against their pitching or anything.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This is fun!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
4 pitch walk, and nobody up in the pen?
Let’s just use the rest of the game to get Panda to play all 9 positions.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
MEDDERS!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
It's ok guys
Medders will save us.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Man that’s a strike. Whatever
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
So we need a 7 run homerun to tie it next innning
time to score some points, by Using Pablo Sandoval the best quarterback the Giants have ever drafted – My girlfriend at least she tried?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
I'm lucky she watches sports with me
but she don’t know shit about sports
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It used to be
Tim Lincecum is the best running back in the NBA, and then I helped her but this is just let fly
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
But what chick really does?
/banned self
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
excuse me
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
<3
I figured you’d respond.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, what she said.
YAY PANDA HR
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
It was just a ploy to see who the chicks were on here
I apologize
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
there are no girls on the internet
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hi im waldis juaqin
and i throw fastballs only
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck this team
I don’t even know what to say I’m so pissed off
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK?!
Medders…going from bad to fucking worse.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
sharks tied it @ 3 w/10 min left in the 2nd
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
TWO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well there’s that. SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Oh jesus there was no outs?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
well i guess....
SIRM
but throw home next time!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
He probably should have gone home to first.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
/face in hands
Why not throw home, Panda? Jesus Christ.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Like it matters.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
grit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Because it’s basic fucking baseball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
thank you!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Like it Medders.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, wtf!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Good job on the DP, Waldis.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
I still cannot believe Padilla is winninng.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
momma told me there'd be days like this
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Thing I hadn't realized
Trading FLew makes us officially without an African American
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
CALL UP BRANDON CRAWFORD
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
YEA!
WAIT WHAT!!!!!!???!?!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
CALL UP BRANDON CRAWFORD THOMAS NEAL
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
just like republicans?
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm curious
How many MLB teams do not have an African American?
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Two
KC and SF
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Alberto Callaspo?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Well ok maybe hes not African, but he is black.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
is from Venezuela
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SHOW ME HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
7 run inning?
We are a racist team lol. I thought Matt Cain was like 1/64 black though.
We could stock up on fake blacks, though. You know, to fool the masses.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
We have several
Panda, Rent, FBAL, Waldis, etc.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Sabean’s Final Solution is finally complete.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Scratching my head
Why didn’t Nate stay in… wouldn’t that have given Bork the chance to pleasure himself with a double switch?
The Bork works in mysterious ways.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
asks Bork?
what the fuck is a double switch?
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
S I R M
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Velez!
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Joey was PH for in the 5th. On the hook for the loss. On the season, he has a 0.9 ERA
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what is wellemeyer’s ERA? can’t be that much higher that 0.9
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL VELEZ playing with his hair
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
Hey guys! Were not losing as bad as the Tigers! (11-2 Mariners)
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
the least pablo could do is walk so i can finally post my damn photoshop
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that works too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PABLO!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
P A N D A M O N I U M
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Okay, then!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Panda HR!!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Did I tell you guys..
Panda’s so fucking awesome!
six more of those, please
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Yay Panda
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BOOM goes the pandamite!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
what is SIRM?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
http://www.acronymfinder.com/SIRM.html
this failed me.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL
should’ve known.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lol he swings at everything
Damn I wanted both of the dodgers to collide with each other.
good panda
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
nice to know Padilla still sucks
Wellemeyer just sucks more
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Padilla ugly fucker
Pablo is awesome still.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
So if Rowand ends out for any extended amount of time, it would have been pretty nice to have a guy like Fred Lewis on the roster.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
dan ortmeier
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This has been brought up, but still a great point.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I’m sure it had been, but I was assuming that I wouldn’t be making an appreciable difference to the amount of noise in a gameday thread by mentioning it again.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
SUSAN!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This is a good point
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
We have 5 OF even without Rowand. Their defense for this is that Velez and DeRosa can play IF
so I guess their argument for calling up Posey would be he is a IF. i guess
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Torres starts in CF tomorrow.
He’s 0-11, but it’s an easy call.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Is it still the knuckelballer?
I see Torres having some real ugly ABs against him if so.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
I wonder of they’ll call up Ford, or try to make room for McBryde
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda kicked Martin once
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
If the Giants don’t give up any more runs, my two runs per inning idea will still work.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We're on pace to score 4 or 5 runs
so I’ll blame Wellemeyer for this mess
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
LIVE BALLPARK IS LIVE
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Can anyone think of the last knuckleballer that has thrown against the Giants?
I can only think of Dennis Springer in 2001 or 2002?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Did we ever see Wakefield in interleague play?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I think he started a game in SF in 2004
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200406180.shtml
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I thought ir was at Fenway?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s possible to do both.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah I guess. I think I remember one at Fenway.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, at Fenway. Barry put one of his knuckleballs over the right field fence. Dont remember what year.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonds hit #73 off a Dodger knuckleballer.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Chan Ho Park?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
that was #72 i believe
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
and #71
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was Springer
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
which do you guys prefer... lewis' defense... or velez's?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
i prefer the twinkie defense
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Willie Mays's
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
im in no mood for this conversation
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting kicked in the testicals
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened to Rowand
I’ve been watching the Sharks.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
With a pitch?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
yes
hit in the head/face, left the game. Walked off on his own though.
by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d tell you, but I was actually watching Curling replays myself. So much more important than Giants v. Dodgers.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Soon we need angry Panda against the Fodgers
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
gotta love pablo
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
/has a sad.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love Pablo.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Lol so padilla's fastball
Seems to be 10 times better than Timmy’s change.
They have to bean one of the dodgers don’t they?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Bork's a bitch
no go
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn’t really intentional
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
but we have to fight
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
no.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Pistols at dawn!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
GLOVE SLAP!!
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Hell yes it was! Any guy who gets traded for throwing at batters.. it’s always intentional after that.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s not
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
you my friend
are a very rational man
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
no i'm not
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
And say we did?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
i don’t care if it wasn’t intentional. you pay the fuckers back and protect your own!!
No one here gets out alive.
Yes, this.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes
In the head, killing the hitter, preferably.
Too much?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I'm gonna allow it
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Whitey!
Yes no hitter for the rest of the game!
lolz
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Whitehair in the game
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Whiteside is in to hit grand slams.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
The Dodgers have ruined On to the Next One for me
:(
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside is now only my second least favorite player on the 25 man, behind only Todd.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside is a gamer though
He also threw the guy out so gtfo!
Close your eyes and pretend you didn’t see that last play hater.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD KEMP
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Suck it you classless piece of shit stealing in a 6 run game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Kemp you piece of shit
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Scott Reiss tweet
ScottReissCSN RT @AmyGGiants: just got word #sfgiants Aaron Rowand is doing fine after taking an 88mph pitch to the head.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
yay!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
88?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gameday says 87
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants ran a battery of tests on him...
When he swung at the tongue depressor as the dock threw it in the trash they knew he was fine.
It definitely wasn’t 88 but that’s good to hear
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
good news.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
STEALING WITH A 6 RUN LEAD?
FUCK YOU KEMP!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
UNWRITTEN RULES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Kemp
TOO quick? Bwaha.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
:D
Found our bean ball target, Matt Kemp.
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
....
of course they are
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I disagree, there are 3 innings left.
Kemp is a piece of shit for other reason though.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Man, Wladis is dealing!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Waldis Joaquin’s WHIP is over 3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s good right?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So what? Steal em if you can.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the wrong trousers, Gromit
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahaa
Waldis and Grommet
win
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Weez looks pissed
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU MATT KEMP
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Kemp least favorite dodger bean him next time waldis
Lol I never had a favorite dodger…
Matt Kemp can go jump in a lake. IN A LAKE.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TOMMY LASORDA OIL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What happened?
I missed it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
sharks... goal
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
w/ 14.5 sec left
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Kruk made a good point about the rage.
Kemp added to it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Silly or not, he did add to it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hey, I am filled with rage all the time
(short man complex, excessive body hair, lack of athletic ability…)
But that doesn’t suddenly make me BETTER at the things I suck at.
Again
SHUT Up, RAJ
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Dear DeRosa and Aubrey:
Yes, the hostility is real. Join in.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I am so glad I don't follow hockey, closely
I would be so frustrated if I did.
I can’t believe the Sharks are having trouble with the 8th seed for the second straight year.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Also
lol comma
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
same
I had planned to follow it after moving back to the Bay Area
Now I’m glad I didn’t
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCKING HIGH PITCH!!!!!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
In the bottom of the inning probably not.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I see the return on Unfortu-Nate coming on.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Nate is not the answer.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
kruk is steamin'
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
How soon
until Posey and Neal can save us?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
They can come up to the majors when they have experience playing in the majors
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fuck that shit.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
neal is hitting like .143 and Posey leads Fresno is Ks
Its makes me sad even in SSS :(
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Whatever. Ishi is ishi, velez is velez, and torres is torres.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously this is just one game and I’m still pretty high on the team, but does any other MLB roster have a whiteside + an Ishi + a velez + a torres?
Seroulsly?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez+Torres on a team is really dumb
I look forward to when f.sanchez comes back, largely in part because most likely Velez goes
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
June 2013?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I doubt Velez will go.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey also has 4 BB’s.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, 8 K’s, 4 BB coming in. 9 K, 5 BB after today.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m so scared that Bowker is going to get Flew’d
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
I know, right? It’s been 20 PA’s this year
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I will have everyone using that as a verb in one week.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
All this anger is actually making me tired.
SIRM, to the groin.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That’s right, foul it into Martin’s balls. It’s not like he’s used them lately.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
it hurts if you get hit there too
jsyk
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t want any bean ball wars here. Pablo will get hurt, Tim will get hurt.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Vicente Padilla
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Epic.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
This will be his finest performance of the year.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Not unless Ishikawa is in.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Bengie?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie started the game
Maybe if he put on a mustache
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah.
/smacks self in face
I am awake now. I promise
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
So just to make sure you all realize this. Vicente Padilla has single-handedly saved the Dodger bullpen tonight.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hope he gets into a hot air balloon accident.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
What's the difference between Vincente Padilla and the Hindenberg?
One’s a giant flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a dirigible.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Broken jaw?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Rally Jessica Alba?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
gigitty gigitty goo!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Boring.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NO -1 ON YOU!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
-109
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally photoshopped fakeperson.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The wife’s (2nd?) cousin
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Their Grandmas are cousins.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
So does she look like her?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife’s grandma looks like Jessica Alba, yes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
No no no
Does your wife look like jessica?
Also do you have your wife’s grandmas number?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides both being Mexican, no.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Guns’n’Roses
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
didn’t like L&LD cover?
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Slash, again
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
LOLWUT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
that was weak imo
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I’m glad the Giants don’t play GBA every game.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
and NOT Game Boy Advance
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Somebody please talk about their Pokemon, please.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I was walking around in a grassy area today when a Pidgey came out of nowhere and attacked me.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLLEMEYER
I wasn’t around at the beginning of the game, so I feel like I needed to say that.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
O/T Lulz
The Onion: All Sports to Cease So Skip Bayless Has Nothing to Talk About
http://www.theonion.com/articles/all-sports-to-cease-so-skip-bayless-has-nothing-to,17267/
Oh great, cause I needed to see Medders tonight.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don’t waste the good ones
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Like it even medders.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
left this misery for an hour or 5...
wtf happened to Rowand?
hit in the head by padilla
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
hit in the face.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Or cash.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
head.ball.hospital.
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
From Twitter:
extrabaggs The game is now delayed because Slash from “Guns N Roses” can’t get his electric guitar to work to play “God Bless America.” No joke.
excellent start to the inning.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH MUSIC AFTER EVERY GODDAMN THING THAT HAPPENS?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
no, nor would I ever want to.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AHHHH
No! God, I hate the Dodgers! God hell shit. To the moldering fertilizer of history with you!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He made a play, seemed good to me.
Did you expect him to catch it?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
god how bad does medders suck
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
So how about that Brandon Medders?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Trade him 4 slash.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Scully I C WUT U DID THEREing
“Medders is an accomplished guitarist… Medders is trying to stay away from any sour notes.”
FUN, YOU GUYS!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So, I think we need some middle relief
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Beach Balls!
In the stands and being thrown by Medders
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Vet still trying to
find his release point
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Silver lining of the game..
The people on the roster who I dont like (Wellmeyer, Medders) are sucking.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Shit part of your silver lining
They are sucking for the Giants against the Dodgers.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hopefully, this will officially relegate Medders to mop-up duty or AAA.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
isn’t this already Mop up duty?
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. My. God. Medders.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mighty Casey at the bat!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Okay fuck this why am I torturing myself.
Fuck the dodgers, wellmeyer, bochy, sabean, padilla with his amazing fastball, russel martin and even me! damn i hate this game even probably worse than giants loss to rockies in ot
The COL game where the Giants let the shot clock run out?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Heeeey! Blue Jays!
Need a relief pitcher?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Teams around the league are going to run out of PTBNLs
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Blue Jays"Accardo and Chulk are nice but whose this Medders guy?"
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Im pretty sure they gave us Chulkk. It was for Accrado, actually I believe. Him and Hillenbrand
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it possible that our bullpen is not that good?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
we have only used the shitty people tonight
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
In fairness, we are using our worst bullpen arms right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
but still
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S MAGIC INSIDE!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
There seems
to be a pattern.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Paging Joey and Pucetas and maybe even Sosa
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Edlefsen is also pitching well
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he the sidearmer?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he is. And he used to be a SS I believe.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
My boy!
Wait, my boy is a sidearmer? Hell yeah that’s awesome!!
/don’t judge me for not knowing enough about my son.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
If anybody has Directv
There are showing Test Cricket on channel 101 tomorrow morning at 7:30
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
May I ask what that is?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
gona watch the sharks, night you guys.
hope timmy day will be better tomorrow
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL MEDDERS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
GIANTS SUCK GIANTS SUCK GIANTS SUCK
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
are they chanting barry sucks again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s actually “Giants suck”, now, which is quite a feat of logic on their part.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Off Topic
Or maybe not, since we are all going to find something else to do to entertain ourselves tonight.
Movies? Saw a preview for Kick-Ass. Never heard of it but it looks fun and is rated R for violence and children doing drugs… sounds promising?
by projectmayhem713 on Apr 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Bowker.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
how many rounds? he shoukd go to the dodgers dugout. and then the giants bullpen.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
white people all look the same too me.
by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker. HIT. THE. CUTOFF. MAN.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GIANTS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
We could go and post the moving gifs of foolish people and pets.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
And to the mods: I'm joking
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
good 'cause i was about to ban you
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was gone for a few hours and came back and expected to see
Open Gameday Thread
Colorado Avalanche at San Jose Sharks
4/16/2010
In overflow GDTs on the left side of the screen.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
YACKITY SAX!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wat
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
What was that.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOLEDGAR
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I agree
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
How is DeWitt not out of the baseline?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Because he is not a Giant. We never get that called for a team we are playing. Only against our runners.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THE WORST BASERUNNING IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME
By the shortstop on defense.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Come on
Russ cough up 10 runs.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
They may as well give Beiber an AB
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Only against Mehders
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
One Time
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It was the right play!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bowker doing his Rowand impression, however…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Pretty funny how anfry you are over this considering your name
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
angry*
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That was wonderful Medders. How are you going to bean Kemp now
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh this is horrible.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
just hit kemp
IDGAF
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Medders. Why?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
medders
seems determined to force bochy to use another reliever tonight
That’s ok, Giants, let’s get all the suck out tonight. Then fresh start tomorrow. Deal?
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
That would be a good strategy if the Giants weren't a bottomless, unending stream of suck
Except for a few bright spots
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Kemp should hit a grand slam
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
unfortunately brandon medders is pitching
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think in my fury I forgot that variable
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, McC
Admit that Rent made the right play.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
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My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Did anyone deny it?….
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLRENT
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Was a good play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
denny bautista >>>>>>>>> medders
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Henry Sosa>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>denny bautista
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD THIS IS AWFUL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLMEHDERS
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
LOL KEMP!!!!!!!
STFD!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/16/1427356/open-whatever-thread-4
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
^ mew thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I repeat
This is a weird game.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
From NBC 11
“Beer may actually have a health benefit”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
He should have stood by 1st and made Kemp run it out
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I would be ok with this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seriously,
Do not throw at him, do not come close to him, cause then they will have someone bean one of our players (a good one this time (sorry Rowand, but look at the numbers)) and if one of our good players goes out for an extended time this team will be terrible to watch for more then just one night.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, getting beaned by Ortiz is scareeey.
Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.
by cybermaldonado on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This
I see a bench clearing brawl where someone cheap shots Tim and Panda where Tim blows his shoulder out and is out for the year.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
As long as Tim brings out a bucket of balls with him
He should be safe
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Medders with a nice, shiny, 10+ ERA. So glossy.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Wow so uhhh when do we bench Nab?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
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