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SAN FRANCISCO - APRIL 11:  Tim Lincecum #55 of the San Francisco Giants pitches against the Atlanta Braves during an MLB game at AT&T Park on April 11, 2010 in San Francisco, California.  (Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)



I picked this picture because of the caption. WTF?

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Wow, throw a fucking strike

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF padilla walk.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t walk the goddamn pitcher.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You fucking wiener.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just walk the pitcher you fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Borkday

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

...

God damn it all, Todd.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Russell Martin

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

1) FUCK YOU UMP

2) YOU DON’T WALK PADILLA.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BARF!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Squeezed

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s really a strike

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF don’t walk the pitcher!

by pwoper on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Where the fuck is the strike zone?

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Small strike zone is small.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wlak the pitcher...good idea

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish MadBum was pitching well…

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck is up with the umps this year?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If only our hitting was better.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel that despair as well

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really Wellemeyer? Trying to paint a strike on the corner against the pitcher?

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

And again I ask, who the hell is the long reliever?
Whoever it is GET HIM OUT THERE.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Medders

:(

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘k
I’m gunna go crawl under a rock now…
’k
buh-bye

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, just Great

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

needs more Joey

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you and your twirl swing, Furcal

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

His career as a rhythm gymnast never panned out.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think we can win this inning.

Giants record when I listen to the game: 6-0 (1.000)
Giants record when I don't listen to the game: 0-1 (.000)

SCIENCE

by El Person on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Release this fucker, I don’t care if you have to pay his whole salary. Pucetas or [insert MiLB pitcher] couldn’t be that much worse.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THAT IS THE MOST FUCKING BULLSHIT THING ABOUT BASEBALL KRUK.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LAPLAND SPIRITUALS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Padilla from Nicaruaga??

cornholio

Bunghole, NicarAUGUA!!!!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good lord.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

F U WELLEWHATEVER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW THAT WAS A GREAT HANGING CHANGEUP ON 1-2 LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

this is looking great

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE SKIPPED THE FIFTH STARTERS SPOT

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU DON'T SAY

how’s that indigestion coming?

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH ITS ON, PAL! ITS OOOOOOONNNNNN NOW!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck matt kemp

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Todd Wellemeyer,

I hate you.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT KEMP

Just fry my balls in sesame oil.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And then there’s that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sesame oil boils at higher heat.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Sharkrog was here, he would be complaining about the complaining about the umpires

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t blame the umpire for this, Wellemeyer just stinks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i fucking can

2 walks that weren’t. and it’s only the 2nd inning. fucking do your fucking job you piece of shit

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

though getting a small strike zone doesn’t help. kinda like Rueter at the end of his career

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toddwick is having a tough night.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dodgers batters must've had a better BP than the Giants

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Caught up to the future

this game still sucks

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll walk the bases loaded here just watch

by nofreetime on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That would have been better.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking wellemeyer

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we have our new whipping boy.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure looks that way.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

bring in romo

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NO, TODD

NO OPEN BASE

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when Matt Kemp used to swing at everything? I miss those days.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes mother fucker, do you throw them!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? You call it now

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That was lower than ball four to Padilla.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That had no business being a strike.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CONSISTENT ZONE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha wow this strikezone is ridiculous

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

how come we didn't keep brad penny, i liked him :(

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

he got like 8 million

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

by nofreetime on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah right, all about the benjamins

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got a good deal from StL

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wanted Cash Moniez!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was weird seeing him w/timmy all the time anyway

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This umpire is awful that was more of a ball than the pitch to Padilla

by nofreetime on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He wasn’t throwing at him you stupid Dodgers fans.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy’s just garbage.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The umpire, the pitcher, or both?

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

C

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD JOB TODD

IF YOU CAN’T GET EM OUT, STRAIGHT TO THE KISSAH!

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not usually foulmouthed but this game and looking at that Dodgertown thread makes me just want to say

FUCK YOU DODGERS
FUCK YOU WELLEMEYER OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL YOUR NAME
FUCK YOU PADILLA
FUCK YOU HOME PLATE UMP
FUCK YOU DODGER STADIUM
FUCK YOU LA

AND SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE WE GONNA FIND....

our next 5th starter…boooooooooooo

by Regulus on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

is Jamey Wright still alive?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer is utter garbage

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/sigh

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Calling Pucetas? Joey?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

joey

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner

:(

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

joooooooooey

jooooooooooooooooey

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing like walking someone in front of Ethier. This can only end well. I’m not angry.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck are you waiting for Bochy!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring back YEAH JOEY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If I leave right now, I can get to the theater in time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Go. Go quickly.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sound system in LA sucks

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s up with Wellemyers fail-stache

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe this will make Padilla seize up next inning from sitting on the basepaths for so long.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS ONLY THE 2ND INNING.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd rather have Joe Martinez then this guy

maybe thats just because I want Joey to have a great career because i was at the game where he got hit in the head :/

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this shit

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FGUCK YOU LSJDLFKJSD:LJD

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

I’m done. Peace out guys.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Beautiful.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus FUCKING Christ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, back to studying

by DFARowand on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This is lame

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wowzers

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck me

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

!

LMAO

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this noise. I’m out.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck it, at this point leave him in.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

by guys

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by bondslegend on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Kill yourself, Todd Wellemeyer

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So, should we change pitchers Bork?

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

time to really watch hockey

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by bondslegend on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the Giants were due for one of these, just sucks that it is against the Dodgers.

by nofreetime on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

wellolmeyer

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OFF THE FIELD

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shut up Kruk, Wellemeyer is throwing utter meatballs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

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by Chulk on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok

time for a bench comeback.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING BACK CHRIS SPEIER!

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Natto.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I was about to say this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rough first game for him. :(

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, really

he has to sit through this shit and the gleeful dodger fans

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get him the fuck out of there.

He’s useless. He has nothing. He can’t get anyone out. He has nothing other than a rotten fastball. He is a useless hunk of meat. He’s be better used feeding starving humans. Get that overstuffed sausage into a bun. He’s done.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

And now, to tax the bullpen starting in the second inning of the game.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t waste the bullpen on this.

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by timmeh on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Let him rot it out. Don’t tax our pen before our better pitchers

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, what?

Timmy will probably go 7-8, this is what the pen is for.

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone ever seen Todd Wellemeyer and Tommy Lasorda together in the same room?

I didn’t think so.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I've never seen either of them in a room with Satan

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLoptimism

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You can go to bed early.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck It

Let him rot. Don’t pull him till at least the 6th,

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fucking JOKE.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I find myself not angry, and its probably just because wellemeyer isnt a guy i care about

if it were cain or tim, or even zito id be upset

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m definitely angry

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the one thing I’m telling myself is, “At least it’s the fifth starter.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit starter.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

On a related note, Joey is pitching tonight, so he’d be lined up to replace Wellemeyer as the 5th start

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

please please please

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Rags hadn't had that talk with Wellemeyer

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Padilla’s going to go 7 IP and give up two hits.

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL STARTING PITCHING DEPTH

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by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i cant believe ive been looking forward to this series..

total disappointment so far.
this just adds to my unlucky week.
First my Nexus One gets delayed in shipping and now this crap

by okonomiyaki on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you loney for having a good song as your walk up music

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by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Lesson learned

Spending more than five minutes on this site is bad luck.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEDRO MARTINEZ PLZ

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ideas intriguing. Newsletter.

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by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the PTBNL

is a pitcher for fred lewis or we trade wellemeyer for lewis

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Gardnerian performance.

I remember when he gave up 8 runs in the first inning against Milwaukee back in 2000, I think…

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good

That was Eithier’s first career GS.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, let’s ruin the bullpen tonight

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

If you take out Wellemeyer after 2, Bochy will use at least 5 pitchers. then the bullpen will be taxed.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least 5

cause of his newfound phobia of letting relievers pitch more than an inning.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. I’m not advocating it, but at least Timmy is going tomorrow.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atta boy Wellemeyer

Pump your fist. You got him.

Retard.

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by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

shows dominance

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by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

intimidates opposition

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reh-tard

I love the Hangover

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep walking out to the parking lot, Wellewhatever.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Things aren't going very Wellemeyer

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

EJECT HIM UMP!

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by Chulk on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

stfu todd

you would suck without the ump

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WELLEMEYER UPDATE

WHIP: 2.28
ERA: 11.88

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Pile of ShitKKeyer

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone photo shop Todd with shit all over his head please

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Just take a screen cap of the last inning.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unbelievable… Get Wellemeyer out of this game already.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

that's fucking stupid.

it’s what the pen is for.

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

let him go at least 4 innings

theb bring in the pen. the game can’t get much worse

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure it can

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

large picture is large

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong picture is wrong actually lol

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic inside!

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaaaand it’s 1-0 Avs.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

lolsharks

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

San LOLse

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers offense versus shitty pitching = dominant
Giants offense versus shitty pitching = bad as it ever was

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer: 52 pitches through 2 innings.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

that's ok, he's a proven inning eater

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let Mota pitch.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

stfu wellemeyer

the ump’s not the one thrrowing meatballs to ethier

by 49erEmpire on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

YEAH JOEY

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I has a sad. :(

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Joey!

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No ME!

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to have Pedro on the team.

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if he had the ability to pitch as shitty as Welle I wouldn’t care as much.

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s my idea!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to have THIS Pedro on the team. Not so sure about the current one.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him or Wellemeyer?

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro still wants CASH MONIEZ

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALSO TEH RINGZ

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah true.

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

worse than wellemeyer?

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Pedro in his first start for Boston. He pitched opening day in Oakland and I had seats behind home plate. He was filthy.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

please

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by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This still frustrates me. 1.5 mil. WTF.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS HOWEVER

Man I wanted him.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit,

I’m a guy and I said it.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

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by timmeh on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET. ON. BASE.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up, Kruk

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

National TV.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

April Bork Early Bork Welllol

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s starting his regular start tomorrow??

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually okay with it

I just wish Todd Wellemeyer wasn’t our fifth starter

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Sabean, they will keep the rotation as is with the days off UFN. Well the notice may have just occurred. We will have to wait and see.

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by timmeh on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now is this asshole throwing a no hitter??

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

remember

its only the 3rd inning.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blake was really shading him to pull

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Really, Bochy?

Fuck.

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

they letting him hit

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer, huh?

Still hitting? Fan-fucking-tastic.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, guys?

Let him pitch. The bullpen isn’t about to save us here.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you rather have a double switch in the 3rd inning?

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by can of corn on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hope it's on NBC

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox, unfortunately.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOE BUCK

getting mad just thinking about it

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny thing is, Joe Buck is off this weekend.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he still working but not doing Giants-Dodgers. You’ll get Mark Grace.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll prolly be Eric Karros and someone equally shitty.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Stockton and Mark Grace for LA-SF

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s equally shitty.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should let Vin Scully do it. He works for FSN Prime Ticket in LA

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a disgusting act

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by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regional TV

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

To early for rally posts

fuck it

RALLY SALMA HAYEK
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

she wins every inning

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by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

“fuck it”

Well ok if you insist.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

whew

thanks I needed that

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by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like your user name

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by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude abides

we need a Bowker Lebowski picture

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather jack it than watch more of this game.

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by srpwrd on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should’ve let him get tossed

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

5 K's for Padilla already?

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Let him stay in...

Why the fuck are we warming anyone up? Why waste the bullpen tonight? Leave him in and let him get shelled. The game is lost anyway. Might as well minimize the carryover damage.
This guy blows.

by Cixelsyd on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don't understand this logic.

Yeah we’re down big. We’re also facing Vicente Padilla and a really shitty dodgers pen. Also, Tim is going tomorrow, he won’t need much of the bullpen. This is what middle relievers are fucking for.

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to break something…

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for making him work, Scott.

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand = 1 pitch out

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hate the Dodgers.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

…as the Giants roll over and die

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s right, throw your bat in disgust, Rowand. Now you know how we have been feeling about you at leadoff.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw that bat-throw move last game, and thought he was even more of an ass for it. Instead of throwing tantrums, get your head in the game and work on your damn AB approach.

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by can of corn on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott is Scott.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Scully?

Anyone hear that? He said the Giants made a “big deal” with Philadelphia to get Rowand…

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

dementia.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give the guy a break.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

to his credit

he said the Giants “may be regretting it.”

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

make him throw 200 pitches and hopefully he’ll tear something

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you, Scott.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Bowker is playing.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve got the feeling that playing the Dodgers is a little different than the Astros and Pirates =8

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by xanthan on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I have the feeling that Todd Wellemeyer is a shitty pitcher

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re both right!

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by xanthan on Apr 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s just a case of pitching a shit pitcher against a good offensive team.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Pirates beat up the Dodgers

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bip

Ok the dodgers only won the first 3 innings

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

He thinks Hensley is trying to reverse psychology him. “take pitches??? better get the at bat over in three pitches every time!”

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Vin Scully, Raj

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by 49er16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t understand the hate.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Grant was right...

This is the series where we determine that we suck and start the complain-athon.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Waterloo!!!

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This series is a Denny Green press conference.

The Giants will reveal themselves to be who we thought they’d be.

I’m hoping for something positive at tomorrow’s game, but if I watch Lincecum lose in a devastating fashion — guh

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/smacks podium

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s that dog?

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Random housekeeping question

Is there a reason that there aren’t links to the different game threads on the front page anymore? It helps so people don’t have to open each successive thread and then find the next thread, repeat, etc.

Just throwing that out there.

by tony_flow on Apr 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, I’m just lazy. I’ll put one in.

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The new threads are on the sidebar.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the left under “Recent Stories in Overflow GameThreads”

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by can of corn on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is usually a link that says “Join the Game Thread” and it usually leads to the most current one.

Also the Overflow game threads link on the left side.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift-A

WTF IS THIS SHIT

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Todd Wellemeyer.

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by Gobroks on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I go outside for 2 minutes to get my cat

I find Wellemeyer already pitching again?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Do they have Blackouts for MLB Audio?

I cannot get the KNBR feed to work. Anyone else having the same issue?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re in the Los Angeles market.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It only lets me listen to KABC with Vin, which is actually ahead of the TV feed. For some reason I thought there wasn’t blackouts for the Audio…

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blackout rules do apply.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck this shit then, I’m not going to watch the Giants get hammered by the dodgers AND be forced to listen to Scully.

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, unless they changed it today, they don’t with gameday audio, because I just listened to the Mariners (TO LAUGH AT THEM) yesterday.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your market is Angels and Dodgers so anyone they play should be blacked out for the other team.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! My market is Seattle! I just listened to the A’s broadcast vs the Mariners (actually two days ago)!

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait. I mistook you for Giant Among Angels

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing is it’s prolly some dumb snafu.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should not have gotten Oakland’s feed.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this boat too, I thought radio feeds were not blacked out.

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The KNBR crew left because of this horrible pitching.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was making really loud popping/clicking sounds for me so I turned it off.

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The actual KNBR radio signal was dead for a while. Seems to be back though.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

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by 49er16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You win some you lose some

ITS ALL THE SAME TO ME!!
DUH NUH NUH

by sleeknerve on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So Wellemeyer had the longest AB of the inning

Great.

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by Gobroks on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SO...

anyone see the 200th South Park episode?

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

it was strange

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

but as someone who takes fudge and packs it in a box, you might be able to see…

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

I enjoyed it.

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by Gobroks on Apr 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t watched South Park in about 5 years.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed it. Look forward to next weeks

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Bear mascot uni

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, now he’s pitching well.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I won’t get to see it. The kids grabbed the TV to watch Hot Wheel Battle Force 5.

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by can of corn on Apr 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as well.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The crashes are comparable to what we are seeing in the Giants game.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sit the whatever

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

/Yawn

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKellemeyer

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Never give up.

Never surrender.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's what I hope the plan is.

Skip Wellemeyer whenever possible for the rest of April, then call up Joey or Pucetas in early May

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

Small sample size or not, this doesn’t fill me with hope the Wellemeyer is going to cut it, even as a fifth starter.

by Cixelsyd on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asshole.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Why was that not possible an inning or two ago?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah! We tied the 3rd inning.

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW

he starts getting people out

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

too little too late sir

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is this on NBC-11? There is nothing on CSN Bay Area.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i think they get all the Friday games

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by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think they get a share of the games as part of the TV deal.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and people who watch WWE are pissed because the NBC programming gets moved to KRON, which carries WWE.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

Bork’s the coach, he’ll just call up Posey to start pitchin

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I got that Wilco Tango Foxtrot Lagunitas beer

I don’t think I like it that much

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

man today just sucks

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t win em all.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or every fifth day in Wellemeyer’s case.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t drank in weeks, but this game calls for whiskey.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me…time to break out the rum

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have yet to have anything from Lagunitas that I didn’t like to really, really love

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not bad but it’s not as good as I expect from Lagunitas

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

i misread what you wrote. THought you said that you ’didn’t think you’d like it as much’

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s disappointing

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

All it takes is one game to bring us all right back to last year.

If the Giants are to improve this year, they have to play better against the good teams. Giants lost 6 of 9 in LA last year; Timmy’s last start was an ass beating by the duhz… BEAT THEM, GIANTS! BEAT. THEM.

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

you should of saved this for tomorrow

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants won that game, but Timmy got a ND. The umps were atrocious.

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by timmeh on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They always are against the Dodgers.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

I leave for an inning and the fucking bums score another 4 runs.

Fuck this shit, I’m going to watch Joey pitch for the Grizzlies.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

better hurry, Joey is racking up a high pitch count in a hurrt

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 47 pitches in the 3rd. Ugh. But McBryde just made a nice diving catch.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

after a 9 pitch AB

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

on gameday

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, Joey struck out with the bases loaded to end the 2nd

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Wellenmeyer gets waived after tonight…

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout

by LincecumFTK on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

how is padilla sweating so goddam much

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s all that jowl fat.

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Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in

Mike Cameron passed a kidney stone

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why he wasn’t playing in the game tonight.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent news

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish we had him

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I was thinking about that, too.

If I’m Cameron, I don’t think I need that being national news

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

did he name it yet?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a hit?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

Padilla is a disgustingly sweaty man.

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Reminds me of Tyler Walker.

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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I just noticed

Padilla’s got a no hitter.

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by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think it works for the other team. If anything, it’ll reverse jinx and we’ll get no-hit.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very well

Did you say “No Hitter,” because I heard someone talking about a “No Hitter” occurring in this game?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It works all the time, actually

We’ve done it many a time.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an historical moment, to view a NO-HITTER!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw your son throw one . I was in LB 119 that night.

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by timmeh on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LA

Already sending in their subs

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

They fucking took Manny out already?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So he can play tomorrow instead of resting

According to Kruk

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i look forward to timmy giving him the golden sombrero tomorrow

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Manny with the rest of the night off

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to make him work Edgar

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

great at bat you fuckface

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Regression

By Calvin Klein.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i'll be happy if panda hits a homerun here

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

you will not be happy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, got in late

how about this Todd Wellenmeyer fellow? Looks to really be rounding out the back of our rotation.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Kid

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST DON’T SWING AT THAT. GODDAMNIT I COULD LAY OFF THAT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That's it Giants

Get it over with faster

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

omfg

this game

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Is why I’m nervous about the rest of the weekend. 7-5 leaves us tied with ’em.

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe NBC 11 = bad luck

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s who’s pitching

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great.

6 fucking pitches. Way to make him work assholes.

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

wouldn’t it be funny if we got no hit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

like HAHAHAHAHAHA I would kill

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A No Hitter you say? That would be funny if the Giants were to be NO HIT. Padilla throwing a NO HITTER! How interesting that NO HITTER would be.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No hitter?

FULL HITLER.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you ask me, that NO HITTER that padilla has the possibility of throwing is funny, becuase jonathan sanchez threw a NO HITTER against the padres. hopefully, we don’t get NO-HIT and someone breaks up the NO-HITTER

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. That would be the opposite of fun.

It would ruin my night.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six. Pitch. Inning.

Pathetic.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What a pathetic performance.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

grumble

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

No hitter :|

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The only thing worse than going down 7-0 to the Dodgers early is being no-hit by Vincente Padilla

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by Chulk on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Tuesday we were lauding the team for never giving up.
We can’t say that anymore

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

6 fucking pitches

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

so, I’m going back to lost then.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking No hitter Padilla? WTF FTW

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

PMS in text form

by mlb22 on Apr 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

.....

thanks?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

people shouldn’t have the right to make pms jokes unless they’ve actually had it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

true dat. but so much anger here. imagine if WE scored 7 runs. we’d be bemoaning that we wont score again the next two games

by mlb22 on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is how gameday threads work

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

this aint my first time at the rodeo. some people are being ridiculous

by mlb22 on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re playing the dodgers.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell the people who are telling people to die/kill themselves to go hang out with the fanstabbers in the parking lot at dodgers games

by mlb22 on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone actually wants Todd Wellemeyer to kill himself.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not being literal and they arent either, but its one friggen game. id rather lose 20-0 than 4-3 on a walkoff to the dodgers in la.

by mlb22 on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

good for you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do

but I’m Jack Kevorkian

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deal with it or leave.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

why cant i quit you

by mlb22 on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger fans heading home to beat the traffic

Natto ready to swooop!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot about Natto

Poor bastard.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/camera cuts to Natto taking on all challengers in the left field pavilion

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many fucking pitches has that pendejo Padilla thrown?

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i love how we have a knack for making shitty pitchers look AMAZING

IN TIMMY WE TRUST/ STFD & GTFO For The Love Of The Strikeout

by LincecumFTK on Apr 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

wasn’t this fat bastard released last year?

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, by the perpetually pitching-starved Rangers.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only in Texas

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas released him and the players were happy.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sucked in the better league

is good in the inferior league (not rules-wise, just talent)

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the hell did Blake miss that open net…the Sharkies are snake bitten.

by nofreetime on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY — Sharks tie it up at 1-1.

by nofreetime on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets not walk the pitcher this time. thanks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb Giants, gonna get no hit by stoopit fucking Vicente Padilola

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

i love the more runs than hits on the board

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally hot chick

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Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

No thanks. But thank you for the subject line.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boring.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take car instead

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

After I posted that I thought the same thing

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants aren’t even hitting

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lo siento

stupid post i was trying to get this before the end of us hitting
REALLLLLYY late
FAIL

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the car.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

godaddy

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, lets rally for the Dodgers

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOOOOOOO!

MANNY’S CALF IS TIGHT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Pulled suck muscle. Or maybe his ovaries hurt.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AKA I want the rest of the night off.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today

1. Sharks are going to lose, and do exactly what they’ve done every goddamned year
2. Dodgers have a 7-0 lead because “Timmy needs the rest”
3. No fucking television feed online
4. SF feed on the MLB At Bat app I bought for $15 is down for some reason
5. I get to listen to Vin Fucking Scully get an erection.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS

A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Rowand forget he had the FUCKING BALL?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, guys.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING REALLY.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP, RAJ

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, 8-0.

Re: Wellemeyer

LOOK AT YOU GO!

/Joker

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even get CSN-CA, so I’m forced to watch this garbage.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Raj

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Hi all.

Fuck this shit.

Goodbye.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Sharks!
Yay good Manny!

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m gonna go to church and pray for this motherfucker Todd ‘cuz if he actually gets on the plane back to SF he’s gonna need it when we’re through

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Kemp should hit another HR

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

why the fuck would i want to hear about matt kemp’s fucking girlfriend?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Because you have no taste in women or music.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, that’s a rhetorical, not an accusation.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha. at first i was like ‘wtf d00d’.. then i read it again and it became clear

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously save it for the dodgers broadcast idgaf

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he does, and wellemeyer's still pitching, i'm done watching

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because she’s someone…

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, he's bangin' Rihanna

Respeck

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

she got weird as shit once she became popular. her hair is fugly too

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

UNDER MY UMBURELLA-ELLA-ELLA-EY-EY

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

by deuce deuce on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

You should start again.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picked a bad day to quit amphetamines.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

what did I miss? how is wellemeyer doing?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

go away.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey is pitching in Fresno

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I discovered the Retro TV channel for this?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

EME update

He still can’t get a start for the Grizz

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

EME sucks.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, all these fodgers are hitting over .300. Well over .300. This will be a test for Zeets.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

like .370 BABIP

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sit the whatever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

U

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

G

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

L

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ain’t got no alibi.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like Matt Kemp very much. In fact, I don’t care for this whole Dodger team much at all!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

i kind of like kemp. 5 tool players who actually put it all together are pretty awesome

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kemps the best CF in the NL

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we’re talking OFs in general in the NL, i take upton over him.. but that might be all

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a close one for sure. I’d take Kemp though.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Upton. I think he plays the game better than Kemp does, particularly on defense. I get the sense that Upton brings less drama. And of course, he doesn’t have a shitty nickname like “The Bison.”

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork says no. Kemp isn’t a 33 year old gamer.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue joe morgan: ‘does he have the 6th tool!?!?!?!?!!?!!?’

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan is the 6th Tool.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants

now have a highlight
STFD Kemp

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the link

Whoever on atdhe, but have to listen to the goddamn fodgers announcers! Also wellemeyer blows as much as timmy’s hair does in the wind. Amrite?

by waffles on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKellemeyer

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ethier should another HR

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

screw it

it’s not gonna make a fucking difference

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grand Slam

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I never liked you, RIhanna.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

good taste in dudes

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like her and feel for her

After Chris Brown beat her up, his fans accused her of “deserving it”. As if

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like her too. I hate Matt Kemp though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

She’s just marketed as a pair of tits with an autotuner.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trufax: that story was the first time I heard of Chris Brown.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. And you probably have not heard much of him since.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t think he has many fans anymore. Some radio stations don’t play his music anymore

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard some of my 12 and 13 year old students say she deserved it

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am scared for the future of this country with attitudes like those kids.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys don't worry

Scott is going to rally us for a 20 inning ot game win with timmy belting a grand slam at the end!

by waffles on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, waffles.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk, just stop, I don’t want to hear about how wonderful Andre Ethier is

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Drop Fucking Dead Billy Beane!!!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If MLB auction off the #42 jerseys, how much would you guys pay for Wellemeyer’s?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

.01

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the letters come off

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol awesome question

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey kruk,

what’s the giants organizational way of hitting?

by speedyt72000 on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

to not

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be aggressive, you can’t walk in a run.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Singletary?

aren’t you gonna send Todd home?

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

alright

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s nothing worse that talking on the phone to your unfortunately-dodger-fan best friend while watching this humiliation

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Man work tomorrow is gonna be insufferable with my Dodger fan coworkers.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're in the Fresno area,

the Grizzlies game is on channel 909 on Comcast.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I can hear the crowd, but there is no picture. Is it an HD feed?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an HD channel, but the video quality is really shitty.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padilla

Looks like a very old man. Also who wants penny back?

by waffles on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It would have been cool if he had stayed with us for a reasonable salary.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Shellemeyer is reminding me of Jamey Wright. Painful to watch.

by out machine on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Jeff Fassero

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah he usually lasted until the 4 inning until completely unraveling.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now for rally: Truffle Shuffle

Truffle Shuffle Pictures, Images and Photos

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. I never knew the Truffle Shuffle could ever look like Warwick Davis having a seizure.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahaha

+756

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ewww

Also, wtf either 5 rbis already, Jeff Kent probably taught him. Yes a hit DEROSA!!

by waffles on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright, i'm busting out the big guns

Rally Ibn Battuta.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Blast form the past!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the crap is this?

I go and have a nice dinner, and we’re no hit going into the fifth?

by grape on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Wellemeyer

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

NO HITTER

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

lololololololololololololol

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET A HIT YOU SCRUBS

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/oblliged

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'll play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad the first hit was a cheap blooper

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NO NO GONE

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

echo

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

echo

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

e-echo

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

recho

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YES!!!!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

THE POWER OF IBN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

IBN BATTUTA!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU PADILLA

NO NO NO FOR YOU

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!!!!

Miller jinxed Padilla

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He can be relied upon for all that is good.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that reminds me of major league

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to go, 42

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

the answer to the question

by Electric on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LET’S GO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Eeehxcellent.

My Twitter jinx works once again.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT IT’S A RALLY

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

base runners!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

consecutive hits!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY MONEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That'll play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR HITS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

it’ll be cool when we score one run on a double play

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we Giants! clap clap Here we go!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY TIME MOFOS!!!!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

still not happy

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Los Angeles.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay we got em where we want em, no more playing opossum

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody out

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LET’S GO BOWKER

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You and your Bowkerness...

Something tells me today would have been a good day to stay home and play video games...

by GreatAetherFTW on Apr 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your handle, BTW

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your too! =P waves frantically

Something tells me today would have been a good day to stay home and play video games...

by GreatAetherFTW on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I can’t spell today

Something tells me today would have been a good day to stay home and play video games...

by GreatAetherFTW on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. your. gods

two-fer

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Bowker

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

CMON BROTHURRRRRRRRRRRR

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

More like Todd Smellenmeyer

M I Rite?!?!?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Him smells likes gahbage.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

"JOHN BOE-KER"

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker can do it.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol @ padilla

He’s all like I’m a dee da dee.

by waffles on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

so close

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

good job

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was… cute?

by deuce deuce on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you, casey blake

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

gah

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE OUT LOLOLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YES, wellemeyer's gone.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

swing for the fences uribe

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BOWKS YOU could've beat that out

Now that idiot is going to be on espn webgems!

by waffles on Apr 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

didn't seem all that impressive, imo.

maybe cause he’s a dodger

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUGGERNATE SIGHTING!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate sighting.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

For a moment I thought you meant Natto.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy bartender

that’s fuckin great

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

dogma?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go, Giants!
/clap clap clapclapclap

Let’s go, Giants!
/clap clap clapclapclap

Let’s go, Giants!
/clap clap clapclapclap

Let’s go, Giants!
/clap clap clapclapclap

Let’s go, Giants!
/clap clap clapclapclap

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe’s uglyfinder somehow missed Padilla.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

MY EYES. MY EYES

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB AUDIO KNBR feed just turned on for me, weird

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

me too.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just before they scored, too! If it stays on then good things will come

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Jazzy.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Bear Jew

bear jew Pictures, Images and Photos

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If I have to see them flail away at the high fastball one more time...

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Padilla

Don’t finish him.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSS

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

IBN BATTUTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by deuce deuce on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m trying to figure out to whom you are referring

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alexander Cartwright?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

is everyone wearing 42 again?

by FPTV on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNZ

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

jazz hands.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That'll work, Jazzy!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

way to do your job uribe

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

HANDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of time left in this one….

by nofreetime on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey Update

0-1 with a K and a BB

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parker?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesssssssssssss!!!!!!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

IBN BATTUTA!!!!!!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY RUNZ

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YAYRIBE!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEBAAYYY

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

jazz hands

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE SCORED RUNS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Woooooo only down by 5!

and welleymeyer is gone

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't fucking doubt Ibn.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

MOR RUNZ PLZ

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck your curve ball

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

i want to see it get smashed

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eephus.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT TELL ME MEDDERS IS WARMING UP

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT MEDDERS JUST NEEDS TO GET GOING

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scully was saying that Padilla keeps rubbing his elbow between innings.

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

good to know

hopefully nate hits a bullet right back at it

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go Juggernate

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Could nate walk?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

no.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Nate

You’re good at this pinch hitting thing, right?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's at the plate

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s mariano rivera

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

did I miss the rallye bewbs?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

bewbs? where? don’t hold back

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

here you go

rally boobies

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dance they do is so adorable.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My confidence in Nate = 0

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

2 runs per inning I can deal with, but I would like 3 runs this inning.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT 7 RUNS IN THIS INNING DAMMIT

by deuce deuce on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WILL GET TWO RUNS AND LIKE IT

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like why are people swinging at those

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padilla’s ugly face is too distracting of a background.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Oh man that’s right out over the OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?!”

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE BASE RUNNERS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

If you listened to Mike Krukow, you would think that Vicente Padilla has a cabinetful of Cy Young s.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

kruk is killing me tonight

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an opening day starter!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he pitched every game against the Giants he might.

by nofreetime on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring up Posey

He could catch two days a week, play 1B 2 days a week, and pitch the 5th day

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

No, he's a catcher damn it

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitch & catch the same game yah?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

now now

argue among yoursleves

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And on the seventh day he rested

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost swung at that

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

im scared cuz scott is coming up

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK, ROWAND ON DECK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

One catastrophe at a time.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

full count

This usually ends with us striking out.

by waffles on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

watches strike 3

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitch #9 coming up

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Nate is making Ugly work.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

anything that’s not an out will be excellent here

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Scully

“he hit .370 against LH last year”
Then why isn’t he playing aginst LH???

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SSS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEFTIES CAN'T HIT LEFTIES

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a fluke, to be fair

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did it by accident.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

good at bat here

Dodgers bullpen is bad, right?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s tired due to the last two games.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as good as they act, certainly.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's padilla's pitch count?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

73?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitchf/x and MLB at-bat

I’m glad that the MLB at-bat ap can identify the first pitch to Nate as a “55 mph Eephus”

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BB, BABY!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT AB NATE

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

A WALK!?!?!?!!?!?!??!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE WALKS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a nice AB

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit nate schierholtz drew a walk

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

OMGWALK

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE AB!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah! Suck it Haters!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Get those fries?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah thanks! But I felt like a cheapskate so I got a milkshake too.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice walk, nate... excellent work

now it’s time for scott to ruin the giants fun

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE WALK WITH ME

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB

Longest PA of the season for the Giants thus far?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FTW

Fuck the what was that?

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Job Nate

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by timmeh on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

AWESOME AB!

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by Chulk on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB nate

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Schierholtz walk?

Yes!

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by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I didn’t think Nate was capable of that kind of AB

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by norcalnick on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB Nate!

strides! GIANT strides!

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, son!

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL nate

he tried really hard NOT to walk

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

IBEN HJEJLE!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Odds Scott swings at the first pitch? I’d say 9 to 1.

by nofreetime on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

1/1

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

& then Aaron Rowand grounded into a first pitch double play

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Memo to Scott

see a pitch

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don’t groundout on the first pitch after that nice battle for a walk.

by Seasick fish on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit, I forgot Scott was up next. :(

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF FUCK YOU PADILLA

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not on purpose.

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geez D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WOWOWOWO!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ow fuck

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT! HE OK?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK

FUCK YOU DODGERS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

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by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

they were cheering because he got up

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were cheering before that.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No they weren’t

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seemed pretty clear to me

It was the first thing I took note of.

Well, after “ouch!”

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by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they were. I have ears that work just fine, and there was distinct cheering going on in the background.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

I heard it too, plain as day.

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Not a full-throated cheer + applause, which is what happened when Aaron began to move. But there was … approval.

 I’ll remember that.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were cheering way before he got up

I couldn’t believe it.

I’m sure that it wasn’t a majority, but there were enough to make it clearly audible.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

fucked up shit right there, i only heard cheers when he got up

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they were cheering when he started to move up.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were

But I also hear (quieter) cheering before that, too

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

watchin Padilla makes me want more carnitas

It's tragic high tide

by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheering?

WTF?

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by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay classy, Dodger fans

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

They were fine, they applauded when he got up.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people were cheering when he went down.

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well thats pretty bad

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit

hit in the head

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That dont sound good.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We need

Fred Lewis back

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, Vroom is the panacea

by grape on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

..... jesus christ....

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Those fucks were cheering.

by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Dont pull padilla plz

Scott hr? Lol he is the most unclutch player ever but i love when he gets hit! FUCKING CLEAR THE BENCHES NOW DAMMIT PANDA SMASH MANNY IN THE FACE

by waffles on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

another good ab

hey, that’s not necessary!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RAGE YOU ASSHOLE

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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by bondslegend on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That is scary

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by Chulk on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

gamer status....

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU PADILLA

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SAY HELLO TO VELEZ IN CF

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t see, what happened?

by pwoper on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HBP on the ear flap and face

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand hit in the face by a fastball.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAMER GETTING UP

tough one there, scott, hopefully he’ll be alright

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

what’s the “matt kemp thing” that kuip is talking about?

by FPTV on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, what is he talking about?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

just saw game day for his at bat in the 2nd. i guess wellemeyer went high and tight on one pitch.

by FPTV on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The high pitch to Kemp didn’t need retaliation

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope this can be a funny gamer story.

and not a serious injury story.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Really hope he’s OK. Scary stuff.

by Seasick fish on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, shit

Right in the face.

Damn.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU PADILLA

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

we gotta win this game now... no doubt.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Scary stuff,

Pull him out and send him to the hospital

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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I think it actually hit him in the face.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It did

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by bondslegend on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, seems like that on the replay

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had a nice welt on the side of his face

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Super Rodgers Bros.

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by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Son of a bitch!

RALLY TIME!!!!!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

IM SO FUCKING GLAD THAT WE TRADED FUCKING FRED LEWIS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that his nickname now?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Giants.

Fuck. Padilla. Up.

Now.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am surprised that the Giants medical staff isn’t just saying, “You’re a gamer, you ran into a wall, be a good soldier” and then walk away.

/sees Rowand leaving the game

Fuck me.

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

but he looks pretty ok….

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

so did Natasha Richardson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. :(

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

unduly harsh. by all accounts, she was a good person who died tragically (layin’ it on heavy)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

think he'll play tomorrow?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

make em pay, rent

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a weird game.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Edgar, make them pay.

by deuce deuce on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez in.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

GO RENT

FUCK SHIT UP IN THIS BITCH

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by bondslegend on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

btw, I hate how right you are

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprisingly classy response from dodgers fans

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Its Edgar “Grand Slam” Renteria!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

who does boch keep in the game?

Bowker or Velez?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

AVENGE SCOTT

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Torres?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you guys now believe in the poop?!?!

I told you he was a gamer! Lol wtf Aaron Howard is what the old dodger dude said kill yourself announcer his name is scott rowand

by waffles on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent to own this bitch!

by Every6thDay on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR

THE BASES ARE LOADED

DO THIS SHIT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

God Damn

Please no subdural hematoma. I have such a fucking fear of those.

by grape on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Man If Rowand is hurt

I’m going to miss Lewis, Darren Ford call up?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

bull fucking shit

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking velez

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

unbelievable is right

by sfoakbay on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THANKS VELEZ!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

/SIGH

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit Velez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

THIS
GAME

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit. SO UNFAIR.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

un fucking believeable

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

also

velez looked safe

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are on the same page

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lil’ Wayne is the president…

by Hamed on Apr 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING BULLSHIT

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by bondslegend on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez

Just when things were going well

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by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit, that isn’t fair!!!

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by rotorueter on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was as awful as it could have been.

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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbe-fucking-liveable

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Velez

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Speedy McFuckup strikes again.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Tough to blam Velez there

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

blame!

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can do it!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

That was bad baserunning. Freeze on a line drive. It was hit right to the 2B. That is bad baseball

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He figured the 2nd baseman would miss it.

It’s what he would do.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to not get revenge there

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HE MAKES THINGS HAPPEN!!

FRED MAKES SO MANY MENTAL ERRORS HE CAN’T RUN BASES!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

i was afraid that would happen...

didn’t expect a DP like that one though _

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

always expect

 a Speedy McFuckup moment

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that was a drop kick to balls.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

air. out. of. sails.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

renteria sucks

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

can't blame rent

he hit a pretty solid line drive, just right to the 2b. If that’s 3 feet to either side, that’s a hit, and 2 runs score

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not velez's fault!

Stupid rent cant even rent a hit. At the most it would be Bork’s fault sending all runners.

by waffles on Apr 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

bases loaded <2 outs.. you have to freeze on a line drive

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just had a big lead

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was clearly going to get caught. Why was he so far off the bag

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t that more than a step from a lead-off.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that work gone in an instant.

(Still hoping Rowand’s alright. He looked okay, considering, but who knows.)

by Seasick fish on Apr 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I know I feel bad for rowand

He gets tons of crap on this site, but is worth his money lol. Velez in CF no!

by waffles on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need a new thread

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ask and ye shall receive

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/16/1427279/open-depression-thread-3

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by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes plz

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many pitches did renteria take with the bases loaded?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

swung on 2nd pitch

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch the reply people...that's not Velez' fault

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

renteria will be hitting .250 by may

by Electric on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one’s really at fault – Rent hit it hard. But it’s frustrating.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But people are shitting all over Velez

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by Goofus on Apr 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

well deserved shitting.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

if people are going to blame renteria for hitting a hard line drive, velez deserves blame for taking a huge lead and not retreating once it was pretty clear it would be caught

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Velez’ fault.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather see Velez up with the bags juiced than Rent.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just another hit in the Wladis.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got back

I hate Todd Wellemeyer

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

jaoquin sucks so bad

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wladis blowup!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

at least the sharkies tied their game up

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit, why couldn’t that have happened LAST inning?

by FPTV on Apr 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking chump stealing with a 6 run lead.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaaaand there goes the sharks
i want to erase this night from my life

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaand the sharks are back in it wtf

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wtf

this game is still going on?

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

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