Open Anger Thread #2
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WTF padilla walk.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Don’t walk the goddamn pitcher.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You fucking wiener.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Happy Borkday
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
...
God damn it all, Todd.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Suck it Russell Martin
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
1) FUCK YOU UMP
2) YOU DON’T WALK PADILLA.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BARF!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Squeezed
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I wish MadBum was pitching well…
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
I feel that despair as well
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Medders
:(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
needs more Joey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THIS
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you and your twirl swing, Furcal
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
man I knew whellmeyererewer was going to crumble eventually, but 2nd fucking start of the season!?
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
I still think we can win this inning.
Giants record when I listen to the game: 6-0 (1.000)
Giants record when I don't listen to the game: 0-1 (.000)
SCIENCE
AND THAT IS THE MOST FUCKING BULLSHIT THING ABOUT BASEBALL KRUK.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
LAPLAND SPIRITUALS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
ugh.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Am I the only one who is afraid random Dodgers knuckleballer is gonna no-hit us?
Also, goddamnit Wellemeyer.
Padilla from Nicaruaga??
Bunghole, NicarAUGUA!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Oh good lord.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
F U WELLEWHATEVER
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MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE SKIPPED THE FIFTH STARTERS SPOT
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
fuck matt kemp
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
MATT KEMP
Just fry my balls in sesame oil.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And then there’s that.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sesame oil boils at higher heat.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If Sharkrog was here, he would be complaining about the complaining about the umpires
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I can’t blame the umpire for this, Wellemeyer just stinks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i fucking can
2 walks that weren’t. and it’s only the 2nd inning. fucking do your fucking job you piece of shit
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
though getting a small strike zone doesn’t help. kinda like Rueter at the end of his career
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The Dodgers batters must've had a better BP than the Giants
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Caught up to the future
this game still sucks
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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I think we have our new whipping boy.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
bring in romo
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
NO, TODD
NO OPEN BASE
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
That had no business being a strike.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL CONSISTENT ZONE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hahaha wow this strikezone is ridiculous
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how come we didn't keep brad penny, i liked him :(
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
he got like 8 million
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
ah right, all about the benjamins
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
he wanted Cash Moniez!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it was weird seeing him w/timmy all the time anyway
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
This guy’s just garbage.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The umpire, the pitcher, or both?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
C
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I'm not usually foulmouthed but this game and looking at that Dodgertown thread makes me just want to say
FUCK YOU DODGERS
FUCK YOU WELLEMEYER OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL YOUR NAME
FUCK YOU PADILLA
FUCK YOU HOME PLATE UMP
FUCK YOU DODGER STADIUM
FUCK YOU LA
AND SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
is Jamey Wright still alive?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Bumgarner
:(
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
joooooooooey
jooooooooooooooooey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nothing like walking someone in front of Ethier. This can only end well. I’m not angry.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If I leave right now, I can get to the theater in time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS ONLY THE 2ND INNING.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I'd rather have Joe Martinez then this guy
maybe thats just because I want Joey to have a great career because i was at the game where he got hit in the head :/
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
FGUCK YOU LSJDLFKJSD:LJD
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
This is lame
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FUCK
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
!
LMAO
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Fuck it, at this point leave him in.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by guys
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
So, should we change pitchers Bork?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
time to really watch hockey
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OFF THE FIELD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THIS
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok
time for a bench comeback.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
BRING BACK CHRIS SPEIER!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
I was about to say this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah, really
he has to sit through this shit and the gleeful dodger fans
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Get him the fuck out of there.
He’s useless. He has nothing. He can’t get anyone out. He has nothing other than a rotten fastball. He is a useless hunk of meat. He’s be better used feeding starving humans. Get that overstuffed sausage into a bun. He’s done.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And now, to tax the bullpen starting in the second inning of the game.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I wouldn’t waste the bullpen on this.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
This.
Let him rot it out. Don’t tax our pen before our better pitchers
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
no, what?
Timmy will probably go 7-8, this is what the pen is for.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Has anyone ever seen Todd Wellemeyer and Tommy Lasorda together in the same room?
I didn’t think so.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
I've never seen either of them in a room with Satan
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLoptimism
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted non-Giant: Fred Lewis
Fuck It
Let him rot. Don’t pull him till at least the 6th,
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
notwellenoughemeyer
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
I find myself not angry, and its probably just because wellemeyer isnt a guy i care about
if it were cain or tim, or even zito id be upset
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
yeah, the one thing I’m telling myself is, “At least it’s the fifth starter.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Shit starter.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Meh
On a related note, Joey is pitching tonight, so he’d be lined up to replace Wellemeyer as the 5th start
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please please please
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
rec’d
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Rags hadn't had that talk with Wellemeyer
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
LOL STARTING PITCHING DEPTH
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
i cant believe ive been looking forward to this series..
total disappointment so far.
this just adds to my unlucky week.
First my Nexus One gets delayed in shipping and now this crap
GTFO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I blame Grant
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m in this line.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope the PTBNL
is a pitcher for fred lewis or we trade wellemeyer for lewis
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Mark Gardnerian performance.
I remember when he gave up 8 runs in the first inning against Milwaukee back in 2000, I think…
Oh good
That was Eithier’s first career GS.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Boch will give Todd AT LEAST 2 more starts to show how shitty the world already knows he is
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Great, let’s ruin the bullpen tonight
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they are rested…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
If you take out Wellemeyer after 2, Bochy will use at least 5 pitchers. then the bullpen will be taxed.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
At least 5
cause of his newfound phobia of letting relievers pitch more than an inning.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah. I’m not advocating it, but at least Timmy is going tomorrow.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Atta boy Wellemeyer
Pump your fist. You got him.
Retard.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
shows dominance
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
intimidates opposition
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Reh-tard
I love the Hangover
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
WELLEMEYER UPDATE
WHIP: 2.28
ERA: 11.88
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Big Pile of ShitKKeyer


"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wellemeyer

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
that's fucking stupid.
it’s what the pen is for.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
sure it can
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
large picture is large
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Wrong picture is wrong actually lol
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Aaaaaand it’s 1-0 Avs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lolsharks
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Wellemeyer: 52 pitches through 2 innings.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that's ok, he's a proven inning eater
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
YEAH JOEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
rec'd
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I has a sad. :(
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Joey!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

No ME!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I would love to have Pedro on the team.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I would love to have THIS Pedro on the team. Not so sure about the current one.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Him or Wellemeyer?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Pedro still wants CASH MONIEZ
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This still frustrates me. 1.5 mil. WTF.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS HOWEVER
Man I wanted him.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Shit,
I’m a guy and I said it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GET. ON. BASE.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Alright...at least chase Padilla so we can wear down there bulloen more and win the series
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Can someone please explain why Tim isnt starting?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
National TV.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
April Bork Early Bork Welllol
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Now is this asshole throwing a no hitter??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
remember
its only the 3rd inning.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Blake was really shading him to pull
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Really, Bochy?
Fuck.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
they letting him hit
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Wellemeyer, huh?
Still hitting? Fan-fucking-tastic.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Uh, guys?
Let him pitch. The bullpen isn’t about to save us here.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Would you rather have a double switch in the 3rd inning?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
hope it's on NBC
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Fox, unfortunately.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Funny thing is, Joe Buck is off this weekend.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Yeah he still working but not doing Giants-Dodgers. You’ll get Mark Grace.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It’ll prolly be Eric Karros and someone equally shitty.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Dick Stockton and Mark Grace for LA-SF
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Well that’s equally shitty.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
that's a disgusting act
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Regional TV
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
To early for rally posts
fuck it
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
“fuck it”
Well ok if you insist.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
whew
thanks I needed that
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The dude abides
we need a Bowker Lebowski picture
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
take one for the team, Suckassmeyer
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Should’ve let him get tossed
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
5 K's for Padilla already?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Let him stay in...
Why the fuck are we warming anyone up? Why waste the bullpen tonight? Leave him in and let him get shelled. The game is lost anyway. Might as well minimize the carryover damage.
This guy blows.
I really don't understand this logic.
Yeah we’re down big. We’re also facing Vicente Padilla and a really shitty dodgers pen. Also, Tim is going tomorrow, he won’t need much of the bullpen. This is what middle relievers are fucking for.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
rowand = 1 pitch out
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
fuck you, Scott
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
God I hate the Dodgers.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
…as the Giants roll over and die
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
That’s right, throw your bat in disgust, Rowand. Now you know how we have been feeling about you at leadoff.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I saw that bat-throw move last game, and thought he was even more of an ass for it. Instead of throwing tantrums, get your head in the game and work on your damn AB approach.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Give the guy a break.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
to his credit
he said the Giants “may be regretting it.”
by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve got the feeling that playing the Dodgers is a little different than the Astros and Pirates =8
#1 FanShot Champion
I have the feeling that Todd Wellemeyer is a shitty pitcher
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think it’s just a case of pitching a shit pitcher against a good offensive team.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bip
Ok the dodgers only won the first 3 innings
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I think Scott thinks swinging at the first pitch every time makes him cool or something
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I hate Vin Scully, Raj
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Looks like Grant was right...
This is the series where we determine that we suck and start the complain-athon.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
This series is a Denny Green press conference.
The Giants will reveal themselves to be who we thought they’d be.
I’m hoping for something positive at tomorrow’s game, but if I watch Lincecum lose in a devastating fashion — guh
/smacks podium
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Random housekeeping question
Is there a reason that there aren’t links to the different game threads on the front page anymore? It helps so people don’t have to open each successive thread and then find the next thread, repeat, etc.
Just throwing that out there.
The new threads are on the sidebar.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
On the left under “Recent Stories in Overflow GameThreads”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
There is usually a link that says “Join the Game Thread” and it usually leads to the most current one.
Also the Overflow game threads link on the left side.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It's Todd Wellemeyer.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Do they have Blackouts for MLB Audio?
I cannot get the KNBR feed to work. Anyone else having the same issue?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
You’re in the Los Angeles market.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It only lets me listen to KABC with Vin, which is actually ahead of the TV feed. For some reason I thought there wasn’t blackouts for the Audio…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Blackout rules do apply.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Fuck this shit then, I’m not going to watch the Giants get hammered by the dodgers AND be forced to listen to Scully.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No, unless they changed it today, they don’t with gameday audio, because I just listened to the Mariners (TO LAUGH AT THEM) yesterday.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Your market is Angels and Dodgers so anyone they play should be blacked out for the other team.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
No! My market is Seattle! I just listened to the A’s broadcast vs the Mariners (actually two days ago)!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh wait. I mistook you for Giant Among Angels
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Thing is it’s prolly some dumb snafu.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m in this boat too, I thought radio feeds were not blacked out.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The KNBR crew left because of this horrible pitching.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it was making really loud popping/clicking sounds for me so I turned it off.
by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The actual KNBR radio signal was dead for a while. Seems to be back though.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You win some you lose some
ITS ALL THE SAME TO ME!!
DUH NUH NUH
So Wellemeyer had the longest AB of the inning
Great.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
yeah
it was strange
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
but as someone who takes fudge and packs it in a box, you might be able to see…
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I enjoyed it. Look forward to next weeks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the Bear mascot uni
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I won’t get to see it. The kids grabbed the TV to watch Hot Wheel Battle Force 5.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
The crashes are comparable to what we are seeing in the Giants game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
sit the whatever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/Yawn
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
KKKellemeyer



"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Never give up.
Never surrender.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Here's what I hope the plan is.
Skip Wellemeyer whenever possible for the rest of April, then call up Joey or Pucetas in early May
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
Why was that not possible an inning or two ago?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah! We tied the 3rd inning.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
too little too late sir
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Why is this on NBC-11? There is nothing on CSN Bay Area.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
i think they get all the Friday games
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
I got that Wilco Tango Foxtrot Lagunitas beer
I don’t think I like it that much
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
man today just sucks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Can’t win em all.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Or every fifth day in Wellemeyer’s case.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I haven’t drank in weeks, but this game calls for whiskey.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That reminds me…time to break out the rum
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I have yet to have anything from Lagunitas that I didn’t like to really, really love
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It’s not bad but it’s not as good as I expect from Lagunitas
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ah
i misread what you wrote. THought you said that you ’didn’t think you’d like it as much’
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
All it takes is one game to bring us all right back to last year.
If the Giants are to improve this year, they have to play better against the good teams. Giants lost 6 of 9 in LA last year; Timmy’s last start was an ass beating by the duhz… BEAT THEM, GIANTS! BEAT. THEM.
The Giants won that game, but Timmy got a ND. The umps were atrocious.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
/shift-A
I leave for an inning and the fucking bums score another 4 runs.
Fuck this shit, I’m going to watch Joey pitch for the Grizzlies.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
better hurry, Joey is racking up a high pitch count in a hurrt
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, 47 pitches in the 3rd. Ugh. But McBryde just made a nice diving catch.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
after a 9 pitch AB
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You following the game, too?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
on gameday
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
also, Joey struck out with the bases loaded to end the 2nd
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, okay.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
how is padilla sweating so goddam much
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL FAT
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
excellent news
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
yeah
I was thinking about that, too.
If I’m Cameron, I don’t think I need that being national news
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
ugh
Padilla is a disgustingly sweaty man.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Hey, I just noticed
Padilla’s got a no hitter.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I don’t think it works for the other team. If anything, it’ll reverse jinx and we’ll get no-hit.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
It works all the time, actually
We’ve done it many a time.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
What an historical moment, to view a NO-HITTER!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LOL LA
Already sending in their subs
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
They fucking took Manny out already?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So he can play tomorrow instead of resting
According to Kruk
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Hahaha
Manny with the rest of the night off
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Regression
By Calvin Klein.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
i'll be happy if panda hits a homerun here
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
you will not be happy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hey guys, got in late
how about this Todd Wellenmeyer fellow? Looks to really be rounding out the back of our rotation.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
Rally Kid
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone want some good news... Francisco Peguero is hitting .393
so… theres that
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
JUST DON’T SWING AT THAT. GODDAMNIT I COULD LAY OFF THAT
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That's it Giants
Get it over with faster
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
maybe NBC 11 = bad luck
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Great.
6 fucking pitches. Way to make him work assholes.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
wouldn’t it be funny if we got no hit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
like HAHAHAHAHAHA I would kill
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
A No Hitter you say? That would be funny if the Giants were to be NO HIT. Padilla throwing a NO HITTER! How interesting that NO HITTER would be.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No hitter?
FULL HITLER.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
no. That would be the opposite of fun.
It would ruin my night.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
What a pathetic performance.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The only thing worse than going down 7-0 to the Dodgers early is being no-hit by Vincente Padilla
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Fucking No hitter Padilla? WTF FTW
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
.....
thanks?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
people shouldn’t have the right to make pms jokes unless they’ve actually had it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
true dat. but so much anger here. imagine if WE scored 7 runs. we’d be bemoaning that we wont score again the next two games
this is how gameday threads work
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
we’re playing the dodgers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
tell the people who are telling people to die/kill themselves to go hang out with the fanstabbers in the parking lot at dodgers games
I don’t think anyone actually wants Todd Wellemeyer to kill himself.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
im not being literal and they arent either, but its one friggen game. id rather lose 20-0 than 4-3 on a walkoff to the dodgers in la.
i do
but I’m Jack Kevorkian
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Dodger fans heading home to beat the traffic
Natto ready to swooop!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I forgot about Natto
Poor bastard.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
/camera cuts to Natto taking on all challengers in the left field pavilion
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, by the perpetually pitching-starved Rangers.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Only in Texas
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets not walk the pitcher this time. thanks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
i love the more runs than hits on the board
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Rally hot chick
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Boring.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i'll take car instead
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
After I posted that I thought the same thing
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants aren’t even hitting
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Lo siento
stupid post i was trying to get this before the end of us hitting
REALLLLLYY late
FAIL
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the car.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
godaddy
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, lets rally for the Dodgers
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
MOOOOOOO!
MANNY’S CALF IS TIGHT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
AKA I want the rest of the night off.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Today
1. Sharks are going to lose, and do exactly what they’ve done every goddamned year
2. Dodgers have a 7-0 lead because “Timmy needs the rest”
3. No fucking television feed online
4. SF feed on the MLB At Bat app I bought for $15 is down for some reason
5. I get to listen to Vin Fucking Scully get an erection.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS
A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS A NO HITTER IS IN PROGRESS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Did Rowand forget he had the FUCKING BALL?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCKING REALLY.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Raj
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Shift-A
Hi all.
Fuck this shit.
Goodbye.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Because you have no taste in women or music.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
if he does, and wellemeyer's still pitching, i'm done watching
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
So...
what did I miss? how is wellemeyer doing?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
go away.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Joey is pitching in Fresno
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I discovered the Retro TV channel for this?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
EME update
He still can’t get a start for the Grizz
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
EME sucks.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, all these fodgers are hitting over .300. Well over .300. This will be a test for Zeets.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
like .370 BABIP
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
sit the whatever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t like Matt Kemp very much. In fact, I don’t care for this whole Dodger team much at all!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Kemps the best CF in the NL
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a close one for sure. I’d take Kemp though.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Morgan is the 6th Tool.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Giants
now have a highlight
STFD Kemp
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks for the link
Whoever on atdhe, but have to listen to the goddamn fodgers announcers! Also wellemeyer blows as much as timmy’s hair does in the wind. Amrite?
KKKKellemeyer




"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
inexplicable nerd rage
well i guess it is explicable.
Grand Slam
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
I like her and feel for her
After Chris Brown beat her up, his fans accused her of “deserving it”. As if
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I like her too. I hate Matt Kemp though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Meh.
She’s just marketed as a pair of tits with an autotuner.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Trufax: that story was the first time I heard of Chris Brown.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
LOL. And you probably have not heard much of him since.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don’t think he has many fans anymore. Some radio stations don’t play his music anymore
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard some of my 12 and 13 year old students say she deserved it
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Hey guys don't worry
Scott is going to rally us for a 20 inning ot game win with timmy belting a grand slam at the end!
Kruk, just stop, I don’t want to hear about how wonderful Andre Ethier is
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Drop Fucking Dead Billy Beane!!!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If MLB auction off the #42 jerseys, how much would you guys pay for Wellemeyer’s?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
.01
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Be aggressive, you can’t walk in a run.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
alright
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
there’s nothing worse that talking on the phone to your unfortunately-dodger-fan best friend while watching this humiliation
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Man work tomorrow is gonna be insufferable with my Dodger fan coworkers.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Quit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're in the Fresno area,
the Grizzlies game is on channel 909 on Comcast.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
I can hear the crowd, but there is no picture. Is it an HD feed?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s an HD channel, but the video quality is really shitty.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Padilla
Looks like a very old man. Also who wants penny back?
Or Jeff Fassero
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah he usually lasted until the 4 inning until completely unraveling.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Now for rally: Truffle Shuffle
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. I never knew the Truffle Shuffle could ever look like Warwick Davis having a seizure.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
+756
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
alright, i'm busting out the big guns
Rally Ibn Battuta.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Blast form the past!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
GET A HIT YOU SCRUBS
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
/oblliged
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
That'll play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
OH YES!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
THE POWER OF IBN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK YOU PADILLA
NO NO NO FOR YOU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He can be relied upon for all that is good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
that reminds me of major league
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
way to go, 42
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
YES
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
GTFO NO HITTER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Eeehxcellent.
My Twitter jinx works once again.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
base runners!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
HEY MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That'll play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY TIME MOFOS!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
still not happy
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
That’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
LET’S GO BOWKER
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
You and your Bowkerness...
Something tells me today would have been a good day to stay home and play video games...
by GreatAetherFTW on Apr 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I like your handle, BTW
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I like your too! =P waves frantically
Something tells me today would have been a good day to stay home and play video games...
by GreatAetherFTW on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, I can’t spell today
Something tells me today would have been a good day to stay home and play video games...
by GreatAetherFTW on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Bowker
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
More like Todd Smellenmeyer
M I Rite?!?!?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
"JOHN BOE-KER"
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker can do it.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOL at the Dodgers not getting a new stadium anytime soon
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
fuck you, casey blake
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
PRODUCTIVE OUT LOLOLOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YES, wellemeyer's gone.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
swing for the fences uribe
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
COME ON BOWKS YOU could've beat that out
Now that idiot is going to be on espn webgems!
didn't seem all that impressive, imo.
maybe cause he’s a dodger
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Nate sighting.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Men on 2nd and 3rd. A double here will score a run
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Jazz Hands, plz?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
MLB AUDIO KNBR feed just turned on for me, weird
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
me too.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Just before they scored, too! If it stays on then good things will come
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Bear Jew
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
If I have to see them flail away at the high fastball one more time...
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Padilla
Don’t finish him.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
YESSSS
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
i’m trying to figure out to whom you are referring
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
RUNZ
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
JAZZ HANDS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That'll work, Jazzy!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HANDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Posey Update
0-1 with a K and a BB
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
Padilla you are the best player man
On our team.
UUUUU
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
WE SCORED RUNS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Woooooo only down by 5!
and welleymeyer is gone
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Don't fucking doubt Ibn.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
fuck your curve ball
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
i want to see it get smashed
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
DONT TELL ME MEDDERS IS WARMING UP
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
no.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Nate
You’re good at this pinch hitting thing, right?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Who's at the plate
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
it’s mariano rivera
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
did I miss the rallye bewbs?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
here you go
rally boobies

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
The dance they do is so adorable.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My confidence in Nate = 0
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
2 runs per inning I can deal with, but I would like 3 runs this inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHY CAN'T ANYONE HIT THAT FUCKING FASTBALL
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
more like why are people swinging at those
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
If you listened to Mike Krukow, you would think that Vicente Padilla has a cabinetful of Cy Young s.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
kruk is killing me tonight
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s an opening day starter!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring up Posey
He could catch two days a week, play 1B 2 days a week, and pitch the 5th day
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
pitch & catch the same game yah?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
now now
argue among yoursleves
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
im scared cuz scott is coming up
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
OH FUCK, ROWAND ON DECK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
One catastrophe at a time.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
full count
This usually ends with us striking out.
watches strike 3
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Did the Giants coaches use the fungo they received for Fred before the game?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Scully
“he hit .370 against LH last year”
Then why isn’t he playing aginst LH???
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
SSS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LEFTIES CAN'T HIT LEFTIES
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
He did it by accident.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
good at bat here
Dodgers bullpen is bad, right?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
what's padilla's pitch count?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Pitchf/x and MLB at-bat
I’m glad that the MLB at-bat ap can identify the first pitch to Nate as a “55 mph Eephus”
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
NATE WALKS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OBP!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
OMG
OMGWALK
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
NICE AB!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Hah! Suck it Haters!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Get those fries?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah thanks! But I felt like a cheapskate so I got a milkshake too.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
nice walk, nate... excellent work
now it’s time for scott to ruin the giants fun
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
JUGGERNATE WALK WITH ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Great AB
Longest PA of the season for the Giants thus far?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
FTW
Fuck the what was that?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
BANNED
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Can Schierholtz walk?
Yes!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Thanks, son!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
LOL nate
he tried really hard NOT to walk
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
NATE!
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
1/1
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
All Rowand's sins will be forgiven
If Scott can park one right here
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
WTF FUCK YOU PADILLA
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
That was not on purpose.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WOWOWOWO!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
OH SHIT! HE OK?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OH FUCK
FUCK YOU DODGERS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
They were cheering before that.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
No they weren’t
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It seemed pretty clear to me
It was the first thing I took note of.
Well, after “ouch!”
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Yes, they were. I have ears that work just fine, and there was distinct cheering going on in the background.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
They were cheering way before he got up
I couldn’t believe it.
I’m sure that it wasn’t a majority, but there were enough to make it clearly audible.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I think they were cheering when he started to move up.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
They were
But I also hear (quieter) cheering before that, too
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
he moved up into a squat
and they started cheering
by randolphforpresident on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheering?
WTF?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Stay classy, Dodger fans
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
They were fine, they applauded when he got up.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
some people were cheering when he went down.
by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well thats pretty bad
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That dont sound good.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Oh my god
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
We need
Fred Lewis back
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
..... jesus christ....
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FUCK YOU PADILLA
FUCK YOU
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Dont pull padilla plz
Scott hr? Lol he is the most unclutch player ever but i love when he gets hit! FUCKING CLEAR THE BENCHES NOW DAMMIT PANDA SMASH MANNY IN THE FACE
another good ab
hey, that’s not necessary!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
RAGE YOU ASSHOLE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
gamer status....
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
GAMER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU PADILLA
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
SAY HELLO TO VELEZ IN CF
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Rowand hit in the face by a fastball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yeah, what is he talking about?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
The high pitch to Kemp didn’t need retaliation
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
yikes
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
I hope this can be a funny gamer story.
and not a serious injury story.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Ah, shit
Right in the face.
Damn.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK YOU PADILLA
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
we gotta win this game now... no doubt.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Scary stuff,
Pull him out and send him to the hospital
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GAMER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Wow, I think it actually hit him in the face.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It did
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
yeah, seems like that on the replay
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Son of a bitch!
RALLY TIME!!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
IM SO FUCKING GLAD THAT WE TRADED FUCKING FRED LEWIS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Okay, Giants.
Fuck. Padilla. Up.
Now.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
by Solidarity on Apr 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
but he looks pretty ok….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
so did Natasha Richardson.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
unduly harsh. by all accounts, she was a good person who died tragically (layin’ it on heavy)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 16, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
think he'll play tomorrow?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
make em pay, rent
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
EXTRACT YOUR REVENGE, RENTERIA.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
GO RENT
FUCK SHIT UP IN THIS BITCH
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
btw, I hate how right you are
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Its Edgar “Grand Slam” Renteria!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
AVENGE SCOTT
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Where's Torres?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Do you guys now believe in the poop?!?!
I told you he was a gamer! Lol wtf Aaron Howard is what the old dodger dude said kill yourself announcer his name is scott rowand
EDGAR
THE BASES ARE LOADED
DO THIS SHIT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Man If Rowand is hurt
I’m going to miss Lewis, Darren Ford call up?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
bull fucking shit
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
THANKS VELEZ!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
THIS
GAME
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit. SO UNFAIR.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
un fucking believeable
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
also
velez looked safe
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
We are on the same page
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING BULLSHIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Geez
Just when things were going well
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Unbe-fucking-liveable
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
I blame Velez
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
I can do it!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
That was bad baserunning. Freeze on a line drive. It was hit right to the 2B. That is bad baseball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He figured the 2nd baseman would miss it.
It’s what he would do.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
HE MAKES THINGS HAPPEN!!
FRED MAKES SO MANY MENTAL ERRORS HE CAN’T RUN BASES!!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
i was afraid that would happen...
didn’t expect a DP like that one though _
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
always expect
a Speedy McFuckup moment
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Well that was a drop kick to balls.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
can't blame rent
he hit a pretty solid line drive, just right to the 2b. If that’s 3 feet to either side, that’s a hit, and 2 runs score
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Not velez's fault!
Stupid rent cant even rent a hit. At the most it would be Bork’s fault sending all runners.
That was clearly going to get caught. Why was he so far off the bag
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
All that work gone in an instant.
(Still hoping Rowand’s alright. He looked okay, considering, but who knows.)
I know I feel bad for rowand
He gets tons of crap on this site, but is worth his money lol. Velez in CF no!
we need a new thread
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
ask and ye shall receive
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/16/1427279/open-depression-thread-3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yes plz
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
swung on 2nd pitch
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
no one’s really at fault – Rent hit it hard. But it’s frustrating.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
well deserved shitting.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Velez’ fault.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather see Velez up with the bags juiced than Rent.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Just another hit in the Wladis.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Wladis blowup!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

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