Open GameThread, 4/16
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2010 5:25 PM PDT
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Current Series
3 game series vs Dodgers @ Dodger Stadium
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San Francisco Giants Friday, Apr 16, 2010, 7:10 PM PDT Todd Wellemeyer vs Vicente Padilla Mostly clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 65.
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 15 recs
JAMBI!
So much win
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Bobby Thomson :D
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m doing it for steve perry!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
love it!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Obama and Dmitry Approve
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
hooraw
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
B E A T L A
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I knew
you were working on something new. I was hoping to see the Dodger stadium seating map, but this will do just fine.
BEAT LA
LET’S GO PUCETAS BUMGARNER WELLEMEYER!!!
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 16, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Dodgers
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Milo should have made it further, the asshole.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I had Brenda Walsh in the Sweet 8.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Apr 16, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair
Brenda Walsh wasn’t actually evil. Shannon Dohrtey was the evil one.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 16, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Noah Cross vs. Lasorda in the Elite 8
That’s a lot of SoCal evil right there.
by scotterduder on Apr 16, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is Noah Cross?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Never seen Chinatown?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not that I remember.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I thought for sure The Noid would be this year’s Cinderella.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLIAGO
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
YES!
I’m leaving work early and I’m going to be able to watch the whole game!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 16, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
Normally I miss at least two innings.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 16, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that was just for the Saturday game, since Jon was wherever. He should be there tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
God willing
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 16, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
YUCK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sat next to Papa at the sharks game on Wednesday. He kept making this rude gesture with his hand for me to get up so he could get to his seat- no “excuse me” or “thank you” or even a smile of acknowledgment. We all know he sucks, and yet I was struck at how noticeably dickish he came across in person.
But let’s remember who the real enemy is here: a team that represents a cancerous tumor masquerading as the “City of Angels”.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 16, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Boo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
PIZZA THE HUTT HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol
i’m biased, but are we not infinitely better than this boredom?: http://www.truebluela.com/2010/4/16/1425577/1st-place-sf-giant-preview#comments
they think the nickname “pandouche” is hilarious.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 16, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
Apparently they don’t like us very much. That’s so sad, we should change our posting style to suit Dodger fan tastes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That would require a lobotomy, or possibly two.
by Into the Void on Apr 16, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck em
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That skunkburner guy trolls around here sometimes… he thinks he’s clever.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 16, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
These are the same fans that can’t come up with anything more original than “Barry Sucks”, a chant they continue to use to this day.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
They're pretty respectful of pablo and timmy
at least their main dude is
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
I’m disappointed. Not one reference to “San Fagcisco”. They’re slipping!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCKSHITCOCKASSCUNT
I swear I’ve seen the phrase "suck it Martin" at least 20 times today. What I wonder is why hate on Martin so much, instead of Ethier or Kemp?
Yeah, I’ve checked out a few of the sites on sbnation, and MCC is by far the worst when it comes to profanity. The most respectful one I’ve seen is (surprise surprise) the Cardinals site. The Rockies was very nice as well.
by Ivdown on Apr 16, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Apr 16, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
HA HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CLASSIEST FANS IN BASEBALL!
fuck you, dodger cuntfucks
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
/HALF PAGE SIGNATURE TRIBUTE TO DARRYL KILE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
(Well, j-porny and Lars will get it.)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I do get this joke!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I too remember those Cardinal sigs.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
They should have a ‘Delicate Sensibilities’ cookout with Purple Row.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
S*ck my f***ing c*ck Russel Martin.
Better?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
BUT WHUT ABOUT TEH CHILDRUNZ
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In retrospect
completely unethical. Thanks for the lesson TBL
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is it all the sudden taboo to swear on a baseball blog? For fuck’s sake, that’s the only bad thing people say about us
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 16, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I don't really get it.
And most of our swearing, I would say, comes out in the GDTs.
HEAVEN FORBID WE BE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They seem really offended by “Suck it, Russell Martin.” IDK.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Actually they say they don’t mind the “Suck It” part, they just really don’t understand why we pick on Martin and not one of the better players.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dodgers catchers are just loathsome creatures
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and sometimes, they bring it on themselves
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
uhh
Notable Losses: Randy Winn, Rich Aurilia, Randy Johnson, Bob Howry, Justin Miller, Brad Penny, Brian Bocock, Merkin Valdez, Noah Lowry
LOL Notable.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NOTABLOLE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I like how they list Miller as notable
Yet he is currently on their AAA squad
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LULZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I for one. . .
Found his preview pretty damn accurate. I mean, objectively speaking, it was clear, concise, and generally on point. It was devoid of the butt-pee toiletry, I’m going to stab any giants fan I see at the yard vato that I’m used to dealing with when it comes to Bums fans. . . .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Apr 16, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the Panda, LOVE HIM!
But he’s not helping his cause with his Ed Hardy shirts…
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 16, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone break out ANY picture of Russell Martin.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
They obviously haven't seen Muelens Magic
Molina is a hacker who doesn’t know what a walk is
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
in half as much games wellemeyer has given up exactly half as much hits, half as much walks, and has half as much k’s. but has given up a hell of a lot less runs
/staff ace fail
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 16, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
I'm having a hard time following this
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Busy night
Giants vs. Dodgers and Sharks vs. Avs on at the same time.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yeah this won’t be pretty. I’ll want to watch the Giants real time, and Mr Merope will want to watch the Sharks.
“but it’s the PLAYOFFS!!
“but it’s the dodgers !!”
He’s from Ohio, the whole N.Cal / S.Cal thing is still a little new to him. I did hear him the other day make a comment about “those bastards with their golf courses and swimming pools stealing our water.”
THEY BUILT A MAJOR METROPOLIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT FOR CHRISSAKES!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 16, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to a game in Arizona last year and one of the booths was trying to sell timeshares. I told them I wasn’t interested and she just wouldn’t give up. So I pulled out the imaginery soapbox and started my speech on water conservation, recycling, and asked what percentage of reuse did they use. She couldn’t chase me away quick enough.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
The playoffs win for me
The Dodgers are evil, but it is Wellemeyer v. Padilla and besides, who actually wants to watch evil incarnate.
You could call the sharks constantly choking in the playoffs evil, too.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
atdhe.net for the sharks
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
In China they have re-education camps.
Perhaps something like that is needed, just until he gets his priorities straight
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SHARKS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 16, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey now, they’re actually a competently run organization that gets to the playoffs without the benefit of one of the best 5 players in the history of the game.
Just like the Giants organization!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
/trains eyeballs to function independently.
/goes to local bar
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 16, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
BEAT LA!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BEAT LA
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
lol
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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REC'D
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it Russell Martin
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FUCK LA
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
And Russell Shitin.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
He smells so bad that it happens.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
WELLEMEYER! PADILLA!
A SHOWDOWN FOR THE AGES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Chrome apparently hates gifs with the heat of 1000 suns
because they make it run like shit
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Firefox: Once the best, always the best
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
lol so fucking wrong
other than the gifs problem, chrome has been so much better than FF I can’t even compare them.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Welcome to the botnet.
j/k Chrome just runs like shit on my new comp for some reason.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
You just did, technically.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 16, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok fine
but yeah. It’s so much faster it’s really ridiculous. I can open it and surf to like 4 pages in the time it takes firefox to open
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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I still hate Google for the Chinese censorship.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
didn’t they just drop that though?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
According to sfgiants twitter,
this is the first time in 4 years the Giants have played the dodgers while leading the division
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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April 15th, 2006
so almost EXACTLY four years
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Last time we did they knocked us out of the lead I believe.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
That rings an annoying bell
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
:D
D:
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JINX
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It wasn't me
it’s @sfgiants! SUCK IT TWITTER
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If I can file my story on the plenary session of the Model UN in time, I’ll head downstairs to the sports bar at the hotel to watch the game. Anyone wanna party in Burlingame?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
>execute search.exe. Terms: “party” “in” “Burlingame”
>No results returned.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BOUTROS BOUTROS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Just finished skimming through True blue La
I stopped at when one of them mentioned that Kemp is rated no. 1 on yahoo player rankings. Then another one of them commented how his pick of Kemp at 3rd over all was a good one then. Third overall!? Pokemonz!?
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Kemp is a top 5 pokemonz player
some people take timmy that high.
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One guy paid 80 bucks for pablo in an auction I was in
we had double the cap of a normal auction, but still.
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I would
I don’t take catchers that high ever. Especially not coming off career years.
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Kemp is .300/30/100/30
that is insanely valuable. And OF is shallow this year.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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I agree that OF is definitely shallow
but NO ONE is like Mauer at that position
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Yeah
but you have to take him too high for it to be worth it IMO
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MURDER DEM BUMS
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by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Both lineups
A. Rowand cf
E. Renteria ss
P. Sandoval 3b
A. Huff 1b
M. DeRosa lf
B. Molina c
J. Bowker rf
J. Uribe 2b
T. Wellemeyer p
R. Furcal ss
M. Kemp cf
A. Ethier rf
M. Ramirez lf
J. Loney 1b
C. Blake 3b
B. DeWitt 2b
S.I. Martin c
V. Padilla p
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THE OTHER GUYS!!
And kick them in the groin while doing so,
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
A Continuation from the FLEW Thread
So, I just got home from the dentist, where I stopped by after work for a quick check-up. Anybody want to take a guess as to which movie was on in their office?
Pink Flamingos!
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The Wizard?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Do you remember how many topics there were earlier today? Neither do I.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pokemon?!
/runs and hides
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, that Halladay guy is good
He’ll be the first pitcher ever to pitch a CG SHO with 50 pitches….against the Giants.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
If the rotation plays out, Halladay will pitch vs. the Giants at AT&T either Monday or Tuesday
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
We’ll see what this offense is really made of.
/shivers
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 16, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
POKEMANZ QUESTION
Try TRY TRY your hardest not to be biased…..Who do I start? Jazz hands or Furcal?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 16, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Furcal
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
also STEALZZ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Jazz Hands.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I tried to be unbiased, but may have failed.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jazz Hands!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Personally, I would start jazz hands
but the smarter play is probably furcal
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BEAT LA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
JOSH BECKETT MOFOS
do I like that I have to root for a red sox? No, but he’s doing pretty awesome tonight.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Also
holy shit, Utley is on fire.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
What a Pokemon.
I want to write him a juvenile love letter like in It’s Always Sunny….
"El once, chico. Eleven."
I think our relationship
Will be a home run!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 16, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Just saw a flier for a card show in SF. Pablo is doing a signing there for $49 in May
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Is that the one at the Cow Palace? When I was a kid, my uncle used to take me to a card show that was hosted in the Cow Palace.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yeah Cow Palace. Also has Dan Runzler for free with some baseball card purchase.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I hate paying for autographs.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Once around the scoreboard
LOL DISASTROS
LOL FISH
LOL CROCKIES
LOL FRED!
And this has been your Lars MLB report.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
SHOW NO MERCY
Beat LA
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Looks like Manny went to Olan Mills.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Is that tonight?? This could be while Accardo was giving up 3 ER in 1 inning.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
:’(
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Though the season is young, I have noticed a lot less controversy over the batting order compared to last year. This is probably mainly due to Molina not hitting cleanup. The only times I have seen the lineups questioned is when Bowker is not starting, because of the platoon that is not a platoon
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
ah, yes. good point
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
FROM TRUE BLUE LA ABOUT MCC
They are the most profane
SB Nation blog site. I like the writer but ignore the comments. If our commentators were like that I’d dump this gig. You guys are great.
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
If our commentators were like TrueBlueLA, I would kill myself.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
In a hot air balloon fire?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh, the humanity!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Them!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
+1 trillion profaning mccoven
THIS IS THE YEAR..........
by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even waste my time reading their blog or the Rockies blog.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I always do after they lose a game
I do it for the schadenfreude
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Do these pussies even go to dodger stadium? because the latrine is the epitome of civil discourse.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Understatement of the year?
I know Dodger Stadium has its fair share of hooligans
They were talking about who has the most annoying fans…maybe they should purchase mirrors?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That's actually the story he referenced in the quoted post.
I just found it humorous to sit and read posts by dodger fans about how
Cubs fans(definitely), Mets fans, Padres fans, Giants fans, Red Sox fans, Angels fans, and I’m sure New York Yankees fans will be bunch of band wagoners and loud mouths
I saw some truly despicable Cubby fan behavior at DS during the ’08 NLDS.
Red Sox fans are brutal.
Honestly, have these guys ever been to a game at the shithole?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
HOOLIGANS?
What is this, Gangs of New York?
“Begorah! Tommy Flanigan and those hooligans overturned my apple cart again!”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FISTICUFFS!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
MELT IN FETID DONKEY PISS, DODGER POOTS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You should read BruinsNation (UCLA site)
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 16, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Twins fans chanting overrated at Greinke
they’re pretty stupid
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Bulletin board material. Greinke’s going to destroy the Twinkies next time they meet.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I'm not sure he's a bulletin board guy.
But he’s so damn good that, yes, there’s a good chance he’ll destroy them.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
BEAT LA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
it seems like number 2 and 3 could be done at the same time
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 16, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Gary Darling is in Philly so he can’t screw up the Giants.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
If the Giants don’t see at least 15 pitches from Padilla in the first inning, I’ll be pissed.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Get prepared to be pissed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless they hit HRs on 3 straight pitches
and then ground out on the next three
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Suck it Russel Martin
I hate Ethier way more than I hate Martin, if it makes the Dodger fans feel better.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Brian Wilson hates Casey Blake more than anybody there. Does that count?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I hate Billy Beane for getting rid of Either.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate all the Dodgers equally.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ugh, but Ethier...
Just looking at him gives me intestinal discomfort.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SHIFT A
BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF L.A.!
SIRM
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Gary Miller looks like a tomato.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
and Erik Karros looks like a douche. Sorry I left that out
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
We already knew that.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Felt it bared repeating
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BEAT LA!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BEAT LA!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!!!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This
and the others
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 16, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA AND SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
BEAT LA!!
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
BEAT LA
dammit!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Both teams will wear number 42 tonight to honor Jackie Robinson.
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Over/Under on how many more years MLB will have to suffer the politically correct wearing of 42?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
/prays for Natto’s well-being
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shoot.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I will happily bear the mantle.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
With wellemeyer pitching you won't be too busy
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The bullpen will make my fingers dance.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Slash performing National Anthem
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
What?
Really?
/Welcome to the Jungle
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yeah, too bad there is only like 45 fans there to see it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Too busy getting loaded in the parking lot.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 16, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharpening knives
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
With other people.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Guns n Roses Slash?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Yup, but is not wearing his hat, or is he smoking a cigarette.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
national anthem singar.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Cain just called Huff “interesting”.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bochy's B-day
Win one for the skipper!
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 16, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Did Bork get a Velez bobblehead for his B-day?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
If they made an anatomically correct Bork bobblehead, would it be able to stand without the aid of glue on the base?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: preemptive LOLSHARKS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
So want to hear a fun story?
In order to watch this game in Fresno, it is on the Retro TV Channel. This is so weird. It was just playing the Incredible Hulk TV show. Started the play the Knight Rider intro theme then cut out into the Giants Game.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
191 KAILR Retro TV!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It depends on what area the person is.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It’s 187 where I am.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Go to comcast.com
click on programming, then put in your zip code and select what cable you have (digital, etc) then just look for baseball. If you click on it, it will tell you who is playing.
Find the Giants Game, its what I did, then try to go to that channel on your tv.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jon wearing a yellow shirt.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Krukow also. What’s the deal?
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
WTH i cant use the mlb.tv stream
f’ing blackouts
anyone got a link to a live video stream of this game?
http://www.atdhe.net/13040/watch-giants-vs-dodgers
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
check atdhe
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
R/L/R/L/WELLEMEYER!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Im living the highlife during this one boys and I’m watching it with a Dodger fan. Then we are going to the game tomorrow, WISH ME LIFE
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
LIFE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LIFE TO YA, MAN!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don’t tell anyone you’re from McC. They hate us!
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
I would venture that none of them are there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m watching it with a Dodger fan
My condolences
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
he’s also my roommate
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
I think that damns you by association.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh man
The phrase “Huff and the Giants” does not bode well for our chances.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I started humming "Huff the magic Giant" for no good reason
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
JUST LET THE GUY EAT HIS GRILLED CHEESE, YOU BASTARDS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
lol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Serious, that commercial pisses me off. Although I did not see it. LOLocal commercials. Clovis VW anyone?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That grilled cheese looked good, dammit!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There was also a Carl’s Jr commercial with a dude trying to order a healthy breakfast and they were like “LOL DON’T BE HEALTHY COME HAVE OUR 2000 CALORIE BREAKFAST SANDWICH!!!!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ONLY SISSIES LIVE PAST 30!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lolwut.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Heartattack Lars has sympathy for the hungry fat man.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yes =/
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Dissertation can wait
It’s SF-LA.
(SF minus LA = lots)
So, I can’t find this game anywhere.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
RETRO TV
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i’ve never heard of that, so i’m guessing I don’t get that
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I did not know I had it until earlier today when I looked on the Comcast Website and saw it was the only channel carrying the game here.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
well done, sir
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man
There’s no one at the stadium. Ridiculous.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Dodger games officially start in the third inning.
DUR,
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BEAT LA!!!
JRUSSELJMARTINJJJJJJ, I WOULD LIKE TO CORDIALLY INVITE YOU TO SUCK IT!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
LOL PACKED STADIUM!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i dont get it, if there is traffic
LEAVE EARLIER!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Obvious logic is lost on Dodger fans
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Full house tonight at Dodger Stadium
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Good thing they came out to cheer Padilla!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why are we laughing?
he was pretty good…
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
today I mean
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OPENING DAY STARTER!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yikes
Padilla is an ugly mofo, isn’t he?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
pig status.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
He’s right there with Hunter Pence.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Does he blink?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Go Giants!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
damnnnn was hoping florida could ruin halladay's win in the 9th =/
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
OMG WHY IS JACKIE ROBINSON PITCHING???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WER DOOMED
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
AND HITTING AND CATCHING!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THE DODGERS ARE HAUNTED!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JACKIE ROBINSON STRIKES HIMSELF OUT
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLEADOFF
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL SIRM!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
They've done it like 2 straight years
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SCOTT SAYS SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN'S MASK
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Thanks to roger
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lol @ all the empty seats
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I like how packed the stands look behind home plate
Over/under on what inning they finally fill?
Jeaaaggaahh
Third. This is known.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Leadoff Fail
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oi.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL ROWNADS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron rowand fucking sucks
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Thanks to roger
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SCOTT RULES!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
F U SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fuck
low strikes being called does not bode well.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Actually Mehllenmeyer is a sinker pitcher isn’t he?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That's true
here’s hopin
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
This is not going well.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CRAP
I FORGOT TO GET FREE FRIES!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
OH BROTHER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Here's Hoping
The umpiring is not unbelievably shitty for once.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
wtf giants hitters
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOLERIA!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Way to strike out, Rent.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
yeah, those shoulder high fastballs are mighty tempting.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Don't worry
I talked to my boy, he’s hitting a HR right here
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Also, fuck this team
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
what the hell @ that curve
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
SHIT THATS FUCK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
56 MPH CURVE? WTF?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The ooooool' gravity ball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GOOD PABLO
GOOD
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Do they not play Another One Bites the Dust after strikeouts anymore? Can’t afford the royalties, huh McCourt?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Maybe the oversized boombox is broken.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
They can just get Vanilla Ice to make a new one for them and cleverly change it just a bit like he did with that other one.
/Suge Knight drops Vanilla Ice off balcony
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PABLOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
grumble…
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WELCOME TO THE GRUMBLE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
When was the last time we didn't go 1-2-3 to start a game?
I swear it feels like that’s been happening way too often
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Way too often
Though I believe game 2 against the pirates we didn’t.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's just make Huff the leadoff hitter
cut out the middleman
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Now YOU
have a friend in the diamond business
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 16, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Bad part about having room mates
They grab the tv before you when you want to watch baseball.
dicks
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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What could they conceivably have to watch?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Damn
guess that just means you have to kill them.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is it sad I put more stock in the bottom half of the lineup to score runs more then the top?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
freaky panda commercial
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
DONT SUCK WELLEMEYER
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Hot USC coed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
wellemeyer: warning to umpire
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
throw strikes, you idiot
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Oh boy
I have a bad feeling about this game.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
F’n Kemp is good.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
todd
whatever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HYMNS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TODD
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
More pitches already than Padilla threw?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
fuck
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
least favorite dodgers catcher?
a) piazza
b) ladouca
c) suck it
i think i like ladouca the least for whatever reason
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 16, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Tie
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
The very fact that we call him Suck It Russell Martin should be an indicator of how hated he is compared to other catchers
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Piazza
Related to LaSorda and had a mullet.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Not so fun fact
If the Giants had moved to Tampa, the manager would have been Lasorda and the Giants catcher would be Mike Piazza.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Strikes!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 16, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
THATS HORSESHIT
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Oh come on!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
glasses, ump
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
BOOOOOOO
OFF YOUR KNEES
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
and now it’s time for the double play…
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Ump probably has some Dodger blue lipstick on his junk
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
LOL Gameday shows that was a strike.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
All seeing people agree.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don’t have a good feeling about this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That feeling may be prescient.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ill just say this now
i wanted to skip wellemeyer and go with timmy
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
BLOODY MURDER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fuck everything
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
god dammit kemp
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Baddemeyer
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT THATS FUCK
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Motherfucker
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FUCKIN SHIT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Uh oh. This is not good.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 16, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Kemp
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fuck
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Of course…Wellemeyer isn’t that good either.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 16, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Shift-A
Are we talking about football yet?
And also, godammit Kemp.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
FUCK THIS SHIT
I LOOKED FORWARD TO THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ALL DAY?!?!?!? FUCK
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Thanks to roger
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Wow, that pitch missed its mark bad.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
go away
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
gtfo
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know an enchanter who would disagree with you
Also… Banned!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 16, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear that better not happen. Not to the Dodgers.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers can’t beat Zito
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The ol’ fastball straight down the middle. He’ll never see it coming.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fuck Spring Training Stats!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Veteran Grit
Etc Etc Etc
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 16, 2010 7:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I can’t really argue that point after seeing Pucetas pitch godawful in Reno on AAA opening night
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
should have skipped wellemeyer for timmy!
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
There's always Timmy tomorrow...
Always Tim tomorrow…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Doable.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think we’ll need a shitload of doables to score 7 or 8 runs…
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
There might be a bunch of doable plays instead. =(
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
FUCK YOU, DODGERS
DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME TRUE BLUE LA?! FUCK YOUR FUCKING BASEBALL TEAM.
FUCK.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
From Schulman
Odd stat. Giants the only team with 10 different players who have homered. Each has hit one, so team total is 10.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
VERSITILITY!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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sigh wellemeyer.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
A MOST PROFANE COMMENT
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH HOLY FUCK
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A
Back to back?!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
OK ENOUGH!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
FML
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
JESUS CHRIST
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh no!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck everything
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
aaaFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Well...
The Dodger fans shoving each other down the stairs was pretty funny.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fried rice and a burrito
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 16, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
HARD BOILED RAGE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wingstop
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
southwestern eggrolls
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Fettuccini Alfredo with chicken
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t know yet. Might make a big salad (you know, with a lot of stuff in it), or get an order to go from the club.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
two small salads put together.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
In a big bowl.
“We don’t have any big bowls.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Thank God the Sharks game is about to start
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
seriously guys?
I don’t want to see “YAY MY POKEMONS” comments when we’re talking about Dodgers during a Giants/Dodgers game. At all.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Exactly!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
AMEN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Also
what the fuck is anyone doing owning dodgers?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I own some because I missed the draft :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That's a legit excuse
but other than that I can’t think of one
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
+1
My Giants love+Dodgers gate > The worlds pokemonz combined.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT THE TIME NOR PLACE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
fuck your pokemonz
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don’t like you. Go draft a Giant.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
This. I am in 2nd place in my 12 team league, and I have NO Dodgers.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Ok, so I'm watching hockey
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
But wasn’t he good last time?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
the wheels fell off in the 7th
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
lol @ dodger fan dropping hot dog... or whatever it was
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Yeah
You would think a dodger fan could handle a weiner and ball at the same time…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck you Blake you smug looking shithead
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
smug looking shithead
You just described about 2/3s of the Dodger lineup.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Can't unsee
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Dammit, Todd, settle the fuck down.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, this has started well
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Wellemeyer's ERA this game:
FUCKING INFINITE
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
meh lol manny
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And then MANNY grounds out?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOLPREGNANTMANNY
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
One out boys!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk: "You know what's not working."
What, anything?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
settle down, wellemeyer
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Consolation:
Vicente Padilla is pitching tonight
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
"cy young"
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Looked great in the first inning.
And even at 7-2, asking these guys to come back from too far down is asking too much.
He was just throwing fastballs. If he doesn’t have anything else, he won’t have such an easy time going through the lineup the second time around.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
unless the Giants watch the ones down the middle and swing at the ones horribly out of it. Like they did in the first inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’s pitching great tonight!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
NATTO WHERE ARE U WIT DA Ks?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Kellemeyer
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
But I’m not enthusiastic about it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Thank you, Natto substitute
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
STF....
eh, I can’t get excited for that one.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
TWS...
eh, I can’t get excited for that one.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
At least
This is only the first inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
More than likely
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Casey Blake
I just don’t know why but ever since he got called up he has been my least favorite player
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
...whyyyyyy?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He plays good. And grows a fine beard.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/throws projectile, causing can of corn to duck
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Because he is a dick.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Thanks for subject.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Too many bad experiences on the recieving end.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
UGH!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Uh,
/looks at players due up and previous at bats
/clicks subject
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This was douchy but Wilson overreacted.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
END THIS FUCKING INNING YOU SACK OF SHIT
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Fuck you and your douchey douche face Casey
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Second douchiest face on that team.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I can’t believe LA gets KCAL’s hot anchorwomen and we in the Valley get Kopi Sotiropulos.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Hey, he’s actually a really nice guy. And he’s very short.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ugh I hate Casey Blake.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
+756
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
+123456789
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 16, 2010 7:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
867
5309
Jenny
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
/holds out hope
that we can touch up their bullpen
… if we ever get to it
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Santa Cruz County Comcast customers;
Does anyone in the above mentioned group know if/where I can find this game on TV? Thanks in advance.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Finally a use for my location!
Channel 187. It won’t show up on the guide.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Awesome, thanks man. Definitely not on the guide.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Apr 16, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I freaked out at first.
I CAN’T EVEN WATCH THE FIRST GIANT-DODGERS GAME OF THE FREAKING YEAR!?!?!?
Then I found it.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Guys. This is strategy
Spot them runs in the first, and they’ll think Wellemeyer sucks! Then he’ll actually start pit-wait. Wellemeyer does suck. nevermind.
no more innings like this, todd
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
It's over?
Can it be?
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
I should have gone to see Date Night with my neighbor.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
well lets not get carried away here
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS NOW, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
How is it that Wellemeyer is supposed to get out the 1-4 Dodgers?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Throwing the baseball above the home plate.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 16, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that will get the baseball out the ballpark, at least.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think we lost that inning
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Hmmmmmm.........
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno…Ask Bip, he would know.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
C’mon Wellemeyer. settle down and give us 5. don’t screw us for the rest of the series.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
If he only goes 4 and gives up 6
Just throw Medders out there to the wolves for the rest of the game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hope that would be the case.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally that was the longest most dissatisfying inning this season
either that or the Braves game
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
I was able to buy a Giants jersey off Amazon for 57 cents today. Thank you, Wells Fargo rewards points
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I hope it wasn't Wellemeyer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THAT INNING DID NOT GO WELL!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
seconded! motion to pass
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad thread
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’m 10 minutes behind on the DVR. You guys are in the future.
You know with everyone wearing 42, it’s a little more confusing that there are no names on even the away jerseys.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Damnit Matt Kemp
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I should start sending you game updates on Words Free
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
cross post them on twitter.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
(doesn’t have a twitter, or facebook)
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LUDDITE
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I seem to be living fine without them. The only one I am considering is Twitter so I can just follow people that I want to hear from for news and comedy purposes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
social media
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Myspace is for stalking high school girls
Facebook is for stalking people classmates and coworkers
Twitter is for stalking celebrities
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
it went downhill rapidly after they started letting people bedazzle their shit
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Twitter is really good
and facebook is nice if you have friends in far away places.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Friends?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t have either…either… I’m being pressured to get facebook because apparently the teacher’s union is thinking of striking and all the info is being channeled thru facebook.
LOL that's strange.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
...
…
Uh, okay.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I got on twitter to do just that. With the lists feature now, it is much easier to follow stuff like that.
I’ve got one for baseball stuff, one for comedians that I like to hear from, each in a specific list.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
DAMNIT ANDRE EITHIER
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
1.21 GIGAWATTS!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
1.21 Jigga What?
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Things I didn't know in 1985
That that word could also be pronounced Jiggawatts. I even knew what a gigawatt was, but thought they were just making something up.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
gotta love huff's patience
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
AUDREY WALK WITH ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
+1
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
yes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 16, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
AuBBrey
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Oh hey the real Vincente Padilla is here
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Huff it!
Into shape!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OBP!
Raj Mathai :(
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
OBP!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Yay leadoff walk!
Are you paying attention Rowand?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That’s a start.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
OBP!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
KNBR is dead for me
Giants record when I listen to the game: 6-0 (1.000)
Giants record when I don't listen to the game: 0-1 (.000)
SCIENCE
THE FORBIDDEN RESULT!
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
LULZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Stupid unis.
I can’t tell who’s who half the time.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
The ones in blue? They suck.
The ones in orange, well, ummm hmmm… they’re the team we’re rooting for.
But all I see is white and very light grey!!!?!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
I meant because everybody is number 42.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Chasm’d
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
that kid fuckin throws down!
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
isn’t that what you’re supposed to do when encountered by a bear?
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Padilla's pitches are shit fastball
and shit curveball. This is doable.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Way to be a dick, DeRosa.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I like it when Giants don't make outs
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
endear yourself to me derosa
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DeRosa
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ugh, Why are the Giants chasing the high fastball?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cuz Padilla doesn't throw an outside slider?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
FUCK
QUIT STRIKING OUT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
This guy is like the Toro
Hispanic version of Tyler Walker
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Listening to Vin Scully on the ATDHE feed
I try to dislike the guy, but I just can’t
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Think about how many times he must’ve shaken hands with Tommy Lasorda
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I image in was against his will and over his objections
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He seems pleasant enough, but I like the change of pace that comes with 2 commentators.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
Let us know what kind of stories he’s telling.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He talked about Aubrey’s Father getting shot earlier
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Consarnit
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Fucking A. let's make Padilla look even better, guys.
Oh wait, we can’t.
I am beginning to hop on the "DeRosa is pointless" bandwagon.
I still like his walk totals, but not most else.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
To be fair, I think his BABIP is like .200 at the moment.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ah, where do you find those stats like that?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
fangraphs
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Padilla looking like Pedro Martinez
I can’t think of anything more disgusting that that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Let’s go, Big Money
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Bengie
You know how you’re supposed to be clutch? This is the time to be clutch.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Boy, DeRosa is really cold.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
I bet Bengie is going to swing and miss at a high fastball
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i bet he's going to swing and miss @ one of those 20 mph curveballs
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Him and Rownads man
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
can't do it
can’t hate the guy. He called The Catch, ffs.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
not with the HNR
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Molina in a night game with Timmy pitching tomorrow? I thought he wasn’t going to play a night game then a day game.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I think if he had a day off on Thursday, he’s ok
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Who is this guy?!?!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Whoa
Bengie actually laid off the high fastball.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That’s right Bengie, make him work.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
shanked in the parking lot
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Then arrested for tailgating.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lotta running from huff lately :P
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Gotta get to that bullpen...
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Padilla
Is one of the ugliest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Atta boy Bengie
Make Padilla throw more pitches.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
bengie is like one of the people who made the biggest change since bam bam showed up.
No one here gets out alive.
i feel bad for natto right now
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
These are the kind of ABs we need.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Amen
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
How crazy is it that it's BENGIE MOLINA who had it?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
You are now aware that you said that about Bengie Molina.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOLBEACHBALLJOKEFANS
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
Dodger fans are a fucking joke
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
TREX COMIN UP
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
damn
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Why the hell do you bring a fucking beach ball to a fucking ball game
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
because you're a douchebag
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
And a stupid douchebag at that
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Good one
you should write a book
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still horrified that both times I’ve been to Fenway, there have been beach balls in the bleachers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You've gotta be kidding?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I was.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Thats ridiculous
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
/sigh
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Also, BEAT LA!!! Preferably now.
nice AB bengie
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh, not too pissed though. Made him throw a good number of pitches.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OK bowker
cmon.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
UGH.
At least he drove the pitch count up.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
Back from dinner and well, this sucks.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I loathe that particular comment from him
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I do too
I like him-he is my son- but I just think that Chris Dominguez is a batting practice all star. It doesn’t mean anything.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
dont be a goofus!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
we win now
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
not so gallantly
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Padilla looking like Pedro Martinez
Wellehmeyer looking like Wellehmeyer
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I was excited about the Giants seeing pitches… then I remember that when the 3rd out is made, Wellemeyer will be back on the hill. ~sigh
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
At least they are giving him some time to settle down. Not like the first inning.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bowker really does have shorts arms. Him and Alex Smith should form some sort small extremities support group
hey everyone we came back against atlanta down 3-0 ....
we can do this
They’ll catch on to Padilla’s racket next time up.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Padilla looks like he's 50 years old
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
22 pitch inning so far
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh yeah, Huff is on base.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DON’T SWING AT THAT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this as well
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
wtf stop swinging @ those
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
No
Don’t swing at that
That was ball four
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Fucking awful. FUCKING AWFUL.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STOP SWINGING AT THAT
FUCk
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
HIGH FASTBALL IS HIGH
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Hack batters are hacks
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve got a Giant attitude?
I like to get the shit beaten out of me and walk away crying
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
this
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Good at bat, and this is more directed to the entire team then just you, John
STOP FUCKING SWINGING AT THE FASTBALL AT YOUR SHOULDERS/HEAD!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, at least they used up some pitches
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
And the Dodger bullpen is trash.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
NOT BOWKER!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
YOU GUYS KNOW THIS IS VINCENTE FUCKING PADILLA, RIGHT?! WHAT THE FUCK
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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4 Ks in 2 IP
Fuck.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
2 IP
being the important bit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Waste of dvr time
stopped recording so when my step-dad gets home he won’t endure this
turn it around Giants
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
this reminds me of that Kawasaki (braves) game
made some avg dude look like a stud
The Giants lineup is especially suited for this
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
So what happened? Did “Welly” flat out stink or what?
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Walk, then gave up 2 bombs to the exact same spot in RF
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair
the walk was not a walk. it was called that, but that was a fuckin’ strike.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Good AB Bowker
Next time don’t strike out against Vicente Fucking Padilla
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+half the lineup
It's tragic high tide
by TheBigLeBowker on Apr 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shoot, I was gonna make a new one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DO IT
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Raj you are ruining my night
I got pizza and a shitload of drinks
please piss off
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 16, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
When did we trade Lincecum to the Dodgers? Oh.
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eww, jonas brothers
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
BAY-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Don't make me cry.
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STRIKES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I hope Bam Bam yelled at them all before they took the field for defense.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THROW FUCKING STRIKES
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
lolSharks
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
lol.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
wait do they play best of 5 or best of 7
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL
So unusual for them to suck ass in the playoffs
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN
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bruce bochy is in the best shape of his life!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Melted?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Down Russell.
Sit. Stay. Good boy.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/16/1427223/open-anger-thread-2
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S I R M
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Please throw strikes to their pitcher.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, so Bowker had good BP. Feeling good about this AB.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Sweet walk there Todd!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL TODD
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Pucetas time!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Has Wellemeyer ever pitched well at the tioilet?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
good pitch
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Dave Duncan didn’t fix Todd for us. Fuck.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
ok
im turning the game off
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
It’s probably gonna be a magical Medders game here soon. Yay.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
I'm out fuck this game, I have better shit to do with my fucking life than watch goddamn dodger grand slams
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Wellemeyer is awful
Just awful. I was at his first start and was overwhelmingly unimpressed.
Thank you, Chris Cohan, for finally doing the right thing.
that's ok, Wellemeyer is an Inning eater
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I'm raising the white flag on this biatch.
FUTODDFUTODDFUTODDFUTODDFUTODD!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Come join us in the new thread: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/16/1427223/open-anger-thread-2
(I know, usually this is your job).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
new thread: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/16/1427223/open-anger-thread-2
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Why?
Why the fuck are we warming anyone up? Why waste the bullpen tonight? Leave him in and let him get shelled. The game is lost anyway. Might as well minimize the carryover damage.
This guy blows.
by Cixelsyd on Apr 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Thanks for the thread
Whoever on atdhe, but have to listen to the goddamn fodgers announcers! Also wellemeyer blows as much as timmy’s hair does in the wind.
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