Since the precious, precious Giants will not be playing on this fine April eve, I thought to gather the troops for some healthy Dodger hate. Aged Hiroki Kuroda faces Ace Dan Haren in what is sure to be a match up for the horror novels. The DBacks batsmen aim to strike out and hit home runs while the Dodgers sluggers look to spread dysentery among the innocent (they're pooping in our wells!). Come, my friends, and mock them both. Hope for another 11-inning, bullpen flaying affair. It is your civic duty.
As it stands, the DBacks lead 2-0 in the bottom of the second, though the Dodgers are threatening; Manny at third, Loney at second, no outs.