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He might be able to make it to the 8th or 9th with this pitch count

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Depending on how well he gets there

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

8th, maybe. 9th seems extremely unlikely given that he’s thrown 109 pitches so far.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 14, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the meaning of the 109 meme?

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

109 is the number of times people have asked

by bombs on Apr 14, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a thread last year in which someone asked how many pitches zito had thrown and like 109 people responded with “109” at the same time.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 14, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was 2 years ago actually

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t 109 years ago?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lol, I always wondered why it was around during a Zito start.

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds calls it 109.

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obscure?

Oh, a 1920’s Style “death ray.”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he doesn't have to make it to the 10th

that’s fine with me.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 14, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOOOOOO!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS MAGIC IN WHITESIDES!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

8 K? Go Johnny!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

IT IS FUN TO WATCH MY BASEBALL TEAM PLAY WELL

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: For your health!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUDREY HORNE!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

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by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

don't know if it's been mentioned before

but +abagillion for your harry canary icon

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is very confusing to me.

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That picture above

Sequel to The Human Centipede?

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

lol only a double for Huff.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Man he looked like he really wanted to get three there

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLHUFF

Someone teach that man to go the other fucking way once in a while

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF GETTIN AT&T'ED SO HARD RIGHT NOE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Audrey!

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

does not care

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t wanna see it?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not showing anything.

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry lol

I will remember the subject line next time.

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not bad at all, really.

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by DrStankus on Apr 14, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

woa....

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

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by jordanovich on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

o, hai thar

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sup gurl

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF ALLEY!

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by EliminateMe on Apr 14, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

In any other parl

Huff has 3 dingerz

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

JACK TASCHNER!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Special Agent in the bullpen.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Taschner

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: For your health!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TASH

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

They hate Sanchey!

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SECRET AGENT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ooooooor

special agent

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

derosa walks, bowker triple play

by bombs on Apr 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FISTER

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Derosa

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

he’ll get it together

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah DeRosa

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by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 1 pitch

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by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff’s gonna be swinging for the fences as soon as we get to Chavez.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s something called taking pitches Bowker

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a good pitch to hit though.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently the HIT wasn’t there

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shucks.

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow crosby

Well done.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU BASTARD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CROSBY YOU BLAND PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

when did they get him anyway? I totally missed that.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pittsburgh’s trying to collect the full set.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FU Crosby

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin Bing

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by jordanovich on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bubba

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dang it

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That dang Crosby is good

by nofreetime on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez Louise

Hit it away from the damn 1B for once.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What a play, nice Crosby

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

huff is going to get a text from dunn

told you so! LAWLZ.!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

no no, dubb never even got a call…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

typo champ

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morton's spot up 3rd this inning

bummer!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I complain about it, Kuip.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Panda

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PANDA, way to go

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

NO PANDA NO

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DEAD PANDA

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, another thing from the Willie Mays biography that the Pirates have reminded me of

Mays’s hometown, Birmingham, AL, was once called “The Pittsburgh of the South.”

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

No wonder rent is like $100 a month there.

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just once?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I should’ve said “was formerly known as” or something.

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Panda died for a second?

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S A TARP

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

“Don’t pitch a tent”

TWSS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

lol did they actually say that? I thought I was just hearing things.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Panda!

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

My Chelsea...

are going to clinch the title at Anfield! MWAHAHAHAHA

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's because they are jealous that liverpool are about to win Import EuroCup

yes, that’s it.

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

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by bobnothing on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKK

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeya!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KUIP

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s that site that tracks where hits fall and allows you to see them with overlays of other ball parks? I’d like to see Huff’s ’10 hits.

by Seasick fish on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, you mean

this one?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 14, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Durteh

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!YATRUD

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ways to speed up the game

1. Eliminate constant stepping out of box
2. Enforce 15 seconds between pitches rule

There.

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

stop Posada from running to the mound after every pitch

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

3. Remove Yankees and Red Sox

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 hour 2-1 gamez

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 14, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

4. Eliminate the DH

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by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t pitch a tent out there, guys

by jnormous on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKonathan

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

mine’s good….

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

mines perfectly fine being perfect

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I have no idea what the deal is. Nextdef doesn’t work on windows 7 and is slowing it down to a crawl. We have T1 at the office so I is confused.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 14, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I hope they get that ND stuff together.

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

nexdef ruined MLB.TV on my mac.

the second I uninstalled it, everything has been running PERFECTLY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hm, maybe I should try that.

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, er, how do you do that!?

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

on mac?

http://www.getautobahn.jp/support/uninstall-autobahn

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool, thanks.

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell me if you notice a difference because mine was MASSIVE.

for me it went from not even loading games to getting them going in seconds.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb.tv has been awful on my computer, but it works fine on my wife’s. I thought it was because my computer was old and needed a clean install, but maybe it’s nextdef’s fault!

I hope so.

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early results are mixed – it’s playing, but it’s still skipping on lowest possible quality. :(

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it must be your connection.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably my computer, actually, since, like I said, it works much, much better on my wife’s (which is brand new, and mine is three years old).

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though I don’t have trouble with other streaming video. It’s frustrating. Meh.

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s actually working fairly well for now. So thanks for the tip!

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant find it on my uninstall list on my PC.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to force restart nexdef it every time I use it.

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nextdef

Doesn’t work on either of my vista machines either. I install it and it doesn’t think it’s installed. I click on retry Nextdef and I get the rewind/pause controls for half a second and then they go away again.

by paboperfecto on Apr 14, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chan Ho Park’s shit? cause thats not so slow

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 14, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OUT, OUT

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit, is Bowker allowed to play a full game ever?

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Never!

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOS IN RIGHT FIELD?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No, he's on first.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get really sad that we never learn the Right Fielder’s name :(

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was "Nobody"

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

apparently that’s in the “board game” ??

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, we never learn!

P – Tomorrow
C – Today
1B – Who
2B – What
3B – I don’t know
SS – I don’t give a damn/darn
LF – Why
CF – Because
RF – ????

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy must be the manager.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Konathan

dealing like he’s in Vegas, NERDZ.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 14, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!!

FINISH HIM!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM SANCHEZ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Apr 14, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HIMALAYAS!

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

TEN!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

damn.

helluva day at the office, Jonathan.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

I LOVE YOU JONATHAN SANCHEZ

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Down, Sit The Fuck

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by ringleader3 on Apr 14, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SAW HIM FIRST

/fight

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKK

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Guffaw!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 14, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMANDA BYNES!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw her in Vegas last year. She is unreal in person. Too bad I have no game!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just gonna say, come on man! At least talk to her and maybe have a one night stand??

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did read that she is into to fat, balding softball players!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, come on

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey baby

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.

There’s that.

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by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING SEXY

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So?

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno

I don’t find her hot at all

by superk1ng on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

She used to be cute, but it sounds like (like many ex-child stars) she’s all strung out and junki-fied now.

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Michelle Trachtenberg?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs a sammich

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw her in Eurotrip and was severely weirded out when she took her shirt off. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibs.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

She played a high schooler in last years movie “17 Again”…which means that she’s been playing high schoolers for like 7 years.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roommate said she was sexier

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to think of child stars who turned out well. All I can come up with is Danica McKellar. Who showed up in some old West Wings we’ve been Netflixing.

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

she is full-on Hollywood bilimic now. DNW.

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by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

*bulimic

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by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she pretty much turned out well in every way.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neil Patrick Harris?

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and stuck around for a few episodes, was a fairly important character, and then vanished without any explanation.

This is the story of approximately 20,000 characters on The West Wing. It’s a little maddening.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keri Russell?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it count if you change professions?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drew Barrymore

eventually

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mila Kunis.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 14, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

she doesnt do much of anything at all

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think of her as the kid from All That.

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. She still seems 15 years old to me.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 14, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly how I feel, even though she’s a year older than me

by superk1ng on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that was such an awesome show

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

10!

WOOOO!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Good Sanchez is good.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Kx10

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKKonathan


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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

96 pitches

I’d take him out.

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So would I.

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he coming up soon?

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by ringleader3 on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAYMARs go out for the 8th!

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like a good note to go out on.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is batting second, you reckon he’s done for the day? 96 pitches deep.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty Sanchez is dirty

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your posts

always look first to you when they’re close. You need to refresh to be sure though.

by paboperfecto on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone warming up in the bullpen?

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

hey sanchez is at 96 pitches on the day

would you take him out of you were bruce bochy?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let him start the 8th, see how he does

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck was Wotus calling Rowand?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he say

That’s my poop?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

Rownads mic

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SPECIAL AGENT

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey this guy looks familiar

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

How does his beard look?

by dogdays on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So he’s keeping him in?

by Hamed on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not? Dude’s dealin

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitch count, comfortable lead

take him out

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by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long time Giants employees are Romosexuals

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SANCHEZ BATTING!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit Bochy is letting Jonathan hit

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

dislike

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

.500 BA down the stretch nerds

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s hitting .500 this year

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by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly we need to let Sanchez accumulate a large pitch count in this game.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Sanchez

Pad that batting average.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy going Dusty on us

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad swings, Jon.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

wow....

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DURTY

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

109

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

96

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

less than 109

96 actually

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by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, i think it’s funny Huffs first HR as a giant is an inside the parker

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was awesome.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff will hate this park by the end of the year.

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

He’ll be in great shape.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would have taken him out....

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have double bagged it

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play… dont think he woulda gotten him

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah. Hit too slowly.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH!

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWNADS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I sorta miss the ground attack

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

so does the niners

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITH JAHVID BEST

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehehe Morehead

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

His first name should be NEEDZ

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kraven

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand:

“Ground balls to the left side DO work sometimes!”

by paboperfecto on Apr 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t even have get to slide into first this time.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

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GameChannel is telling me that the final in the Cubs/Brewers game is 6-6 with the Cubs getting the win.

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lol hockey

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Who's winning?

The bears

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Shift+A

I could get used to this winning stuff.

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And not worrying about runs.

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by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuiper already talking about drinking

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Yes.

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

irl lol

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by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. That is when he will stop.

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Best. Typo. Ever.

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PHOTONS!

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BULLPARK!!

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lol

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get hot again rent

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They were saying Boo-urns.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubt it

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Yahoo have the Brewers/Cubs game ending in a 6-6 tie?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Selig said it was ok.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT!

POKEMONZ!

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by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK IS BACK

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by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR

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Now I know I'm pretty

But I’m not as pretty as a couple of homers!

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RENT IS DUE

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

gar

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

There ya go Rent!!!! NOW COME ON PANDA! AKA FAT ASS!!!

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just square it up pablo

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Yay Rent

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by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Boch aims to give the bullpen a rest.

Keep Durty in until the 9th, at least. I think Wilson is the only fresh arm in there.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

with a six run lead, it’s not a terrible idea.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

I think Sanch will actually get 6 days rest because of the off day.

He’ll be fine.

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by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he never pitches again…

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 14, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont say his name for a while

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Does your insurance provide

PANDA INSURANCE?!?

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by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOO

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Special Agent Jack!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit, Panda

shorten up a hair

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by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OH PABLO…….

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BAD PANDA

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad Panda

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by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

And so ends the hitting streak for Panda,

by swinging at a third strike that bounces off his foot.

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by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

banned.

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut it.

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he is going to have an 0-4

i prefer it to be in the games where we hit dingerz

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T-T-T-TAP

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLATROY!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

that sucked

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by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Pablo, you puppeteer

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to with

B

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

*to go

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

C. Drinking time

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by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

EWWWWWW

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relax. He meant alcohol.

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking finals time

by bombs on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not teaching that course anymore.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that WAS you...

…in Monty Python and the Meaning of life?!?

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by breadfan7 on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“As you can see, the penis is more or less erect…”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“how about a nice KISS, boy?”

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by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You just don’t go stampeding towards the clitoris!”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

D. Going to class time. :(

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

done with class for the day… so i’m gonna go play baseball and chill

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

After class, I get to wash my slacks for Model UN this weekend, transcribe an interview with SJ Giants manager Brian Harper for SF Dugout, and write interview questions for Bakersfield OF Tommy Mendonca for Thursday night.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow, that’ll be fun, and hey didn’t Tommy Mendonca play for Fresno State?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes he did. He was a CWS champ in 09.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep! i thought i remembered him, i was kinda mad he didn’t get drafted by the giants, nobody did from that team

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Long subject is long.

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… got a lil excited

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH, FRESNO ALUM

The best part is it was a total team effort. There was no real prospects on that team.

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by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly, the pitchers were awesome, and same with the whole team, it was unreal

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

D.WORK TIME

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D)

Imaginary Sex Partner Time

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

missed D by thaaaat much

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

honkytonkbbw is a virgin with an active fantasy life?

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRUTH

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haters gonna B

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 14, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to G, actually.

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z. selling my body on the streets to pay my taxes.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

little bit of work then bike ride time

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by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Pablo

Stop swinging at that shit.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN you Pablo, get your shit together

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

11K

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by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Checking a box score...how come I don't see

1. Any Pirate runs
2. Any Giant relievers

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We are only using small relivers from now on.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easier to fit into the bullpen

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby Bam Bam!

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BAM BAM JR!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP AMY G

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly

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AMY

/facepalm

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Bam Baby!

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Amy G. didn’t get the memo from Jenkins re: Bam Bam.

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes plz

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby Merlin

Magic!

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Amy G.

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by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKKKonathan



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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!!!

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM JONNY!

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by jordanovich on Apr 14, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy is dumb.

It’s pronounced “Mölens”. DUH.

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OUT, OUT!

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

unreal

best start of the year by any Giants pitcher? y/n?

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by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy’s first start was pretty awesome.

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim was great Sunday after he settled down.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

n

Tim vs Atlanta was the best, imho

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give it to Sanchy on moar IP.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think so

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y

I think better than Timmys first two. More innings and Ks

by superk1ng on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 3 BB, 11 K

Close call, but given how volatile Sanchez can be, I have to give him the edge here.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vicente Padilla vs Todd Wellemeyer

That’s a marquee matchup if I’ve ever heard one.

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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Methinks I’ll go Saturday.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I used to live on the Westside

But I’m going to be working downtown, so I am thinking Los Feliz

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Westside, I don’t know if I could ever leave it. Los Feliz is very hipster/trendy. My cousin actually manages a restaurant over there. Downtown is getting to be pretty happening.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 14, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

really sucks how are #5 is matched up against their ace #1

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops *our #5

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“ace”

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

except that their #1 would be our #6

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padilla is no ace.

by Hamed on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should get the chasm pic just for asking!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i probably should

but wellemeyer did go against Lowe who is supposed to be the atlanta ace.

by kezargiants on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I’ll be seeing that epic duel in my first game of the year.

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring a glove if you sit in the outfield

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But isn’t Padilla LA’s #1 starter?!?!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahahaha

by FireBrianSabean on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can hear the explosion sounds inside my head already.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just say

I’m still scared to death about the Giants facing a knuckleballer.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

its terrifying

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch it for the lulz

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

like this one

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by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a cool story. Imagine the guts she must have: it’d be a big deal if she tried this in her native country. Imagine going through culture shock AND gender shock just for a paltry indy league salary.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all fairness

I’d go if it meant I could live in Chico again.

by FireBrianSabean on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

She signed a contract to play with the independent team Chico Outlaws. I might catch one of their games, when she’s pitching.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KERSHAW VS. ZITO

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Zito is gonna kick his ass.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would be interesting to read dodger blues if Zito beats Kershaw.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that bad

Zito’s been better so far

by Leniz on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

We’ll see, Kershaw is their only good pitcher right now

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by Docter419 on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billingsley?

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Economical Jonathan Sanchez iz economical.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF no TV for Saturday’s game?

FUCK YOU FOX

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s on Fox though, right? They promoed it last weekend.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just said KNBR only.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be at sister's wedding anyway

;p

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by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's most likely a Fox Primetime game.

Fox would never let a dodger game get blacked out

by superk1ng on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb.

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. Mine still says TBA.

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am assuming you mean the Giants

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by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sat, Apr 17 4:10 pm San Francisco Giants Los Angeles Dodgers FOX

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe for you.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The others are Mets vs cards and wsox vs Indians.

if youre out of market you could always get a sopcast or stream torrent on myp2p.eu

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 14, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/STANDING

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Nate!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

 * standing ovation *

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF radio only on Saturday? That sucks.

by pwoper on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

garbage

What am I gonna watch in the bar on Saturday in between press briefings?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Current pitchcount for Sanchez

109

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

it was written

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWAS WRIT UPON TEH STONEZ

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

mind : blown

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by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how many pitches has Dirty thrown????

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by jordanovich on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

109

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

(this is actually true)

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

109?

i think

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Apr 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Bochy will get greedy and put Jon out for one more inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

only one other complete game ever

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by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUSTY IS THAT U

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by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be one of Fox’s game of the week I think

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll be listening on the radio

fuck Steve Sax or whoever does those games

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated Steve Sax so much when I was like 10.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude that Dodger series is gonna be hilarious.

Mehllemeyer v. LOLPadilla

15Kcecum v. 27Knuckleballer

Cryshaw v. BIG-Z

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that your girlfriend? Heh.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

We don't need one, I guess, but...Rally GarFu!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sooo

Sanchez for the 9th? Or no?

by Kestrel76 on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

hopefully n

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 runner rule

Give BWeez a rest if you can

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

When’s the last time Brian pitched in a game?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about the day off tomorrow, I was wanting to save him for the Dodgers, but that makes it alright.

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi, Dusty.

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

sup

Seriously though, it’s not necessary, but seems like Dirty’s the guy that benefits from those kind of confidence boosters (SHO etc)

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessary, no thanks.

But if the alternative is Medders, then yes leave him out.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, BWeez is the alternative

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

As my good friend Walrusman once said

Pitch Count, like Age, is just a number.

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by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they want to extend his pitch count

Now is the time of the year to do it since all the pitchers get an extra day off

by superk1ng on Apr 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope not

109 is plenty

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson up

Sanchez done.

Helluva job!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson warming up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA SANCHEZ!!! MY POKEMONZ ARE HAPPY!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Blah.

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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DeROSA WHY DO YOU HATE MY POKEMANZ

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez rules.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

O'DOYLE RULES!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 standing O’s for Jonathan.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Apr 14, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Love his face after he slides into home.

It’s all like “Sup bitches?!”

by fantastical on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is HILARIOUS!

After that breathing spazz the other night all he’s done is run…CONDITIONING DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they interview him after the game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oxygen tank in tow,

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing

i love his galloping from 3rd to home !

by bombs on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that DeRosa lying on his stomach as Huff comes home? LOL

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

I think it was

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the mound still Durty?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

guess not…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gaiz Bengie Told Sanchez he should try to not strike ppl out

Glad Whiteside is catching this game

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by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

If you have 10+ K per game talent, YOU SHOULD TRY TO STRIKE PEOPLE OUT. ALWAYS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside isn’t really that bad of a backup catcher, i like it

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie should STFU

Sanchez should remember whatever advice Randy Johnson and Righetti gave him

by superk1ng on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pride of Ohio Dominican University!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIKA'S HOCKEY TEAM

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIAMI OHIO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s the only player ever even drafted from there.

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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mahalo.com/pedro-martinez

Ever heard of this guy?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever happened to that guy?

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, you are correct, he wasn’t drafted. I just had to insert Pedro into the conversation.

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by rotorueter on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL AT BAT

Just now at the 7th inning stretch.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i can’t believe what an awesome staff we have

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s teh awesomenest!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

obamer is a terist!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

u have been chasmed!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the contrary … it is you sir

by bombs on Apr 14, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

double reverse?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of us needs a lesson in chasm

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Alright Harris, let’s not start a holy war here.”

by FireBrianSabean on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you work at a local bar?

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by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

staff?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it's awesome

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t get me started (Heyward)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Masses demand 3 outs.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hidy ho, neighbor!

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was from his lumberjack beard days.

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The full beard was Wilson’s best look.

That’s a low standard, though.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Wilson get sanchezed?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh I forgot that beard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I don’t like your hair?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 out

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gives me a sad to see Wilson used in garbage time here when we really needed to see him last night.

by nofreetime on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK!

Seriously, I hate Bochy. So much more than Dusty or Felipe.

by Kestrel76 on Apr 14, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Wilson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

When your #4 starter

throws 8 innings of 3-hit shutout ball, life is good

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey throw strikes, Brian.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't telll if you're joking

or being a dick

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

just fucking around, wish there was a sarcasm button here

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Apr 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he’s joking

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

it took it as joke

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

Since you’re not that much of a “regular”, I wasn’t sure. My bad. Carry on.

/puts sword back in sheath

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, you’ll just masturbate to anything, won’t you?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 14, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

bang

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

LOL JON

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

PAINT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Jon

totally confused by Doumit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Kilson

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that anything like Kilroy?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just filthy durty

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

sorry, didn’t mean to step on your signature line

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No problem at all

I’m not a primadonna. :p

I just got home.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish it Brian

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

i assume thehavenot is standing

wherever he might be

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I was!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SO AWESOME

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs Benny Hill theme

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my boy!!!!! Yes he is!!!!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

I love you Brian

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

IT'S JUST FOR DECORATION

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Win!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This losing streak has been shortened or deleted!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-2!!!!!!!!!!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Done!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

we won and such celebrations

by bombs on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

KKilson

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes my arms bend backwards...

…after I strikeout some mo-fos!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

I’m sure this has been said before but that Fastball-Slider combo is positively Rob Nenn like

by Kestrel76 on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Dancing Van Damme

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Winnah!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS WIN

LETS HUG IT OUT

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW GARY RADNICH

THE GIANTS ARE NOT ON THEIR WAY TO SAN DIEGO SMFH

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!

/dancing cats

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS WIN!!!

when is the last time we got 6 RBI all on HR’s?

by kezargiants on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

AHHHH HA HA HA HA!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Piper Laurie is so great

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude yes!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 14, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeeeeah!!

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Apr 14, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan <3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

No walks! We won without cheating the game!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 14, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! It’s back!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

And of course

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 14, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G!

buzzkillologist!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 14, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

;-)


GIFSoup

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So Bam Bam takes a day off

We get no walks, but have an offensive explosion.

Should he come back?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 14, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

More like we got some fat pitches.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Lars

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

KILLING PIRATES IN THE NAME OF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Did we really get 10 hits? It didn’t feel like it.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pants on the Ground!


GIFSoup

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the Phils?

by Hamed on Apr 14, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 – 1 > 7 -2

But then, Atlanta is a much better team than Washington, Houston, and Washington.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up Radnich

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

The dancing gifs are outta control!!!!!!!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We probably should cut down

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do as I say, not as I do?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?


GIFSoup

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully Grant will come rescue us soon

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH AND

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 14, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING MAGNETS

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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish i could find the one of shaggy 2 dope dancing by himself

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 14, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 14, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crows, ghosts, and the midnight coast

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 14, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So she’s one of the twelve Nets fans who visited the IZOD Center?

by Hamed on Apr 14, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

She used to be their sideline reporter, or something like that.

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff!!!!!!!!!


GIFSoup

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 14, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAH

they cut that douche off!!!

by Leniz on Apr 14, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 14, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to get out of this thread

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 14, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

More of this, please.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 14, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my family

We’re going to have a baby together!

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 14, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

post-game thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/14/1422718/post-game-thread-giants-take-game#comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Post game thread?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 14, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Post game thread?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

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