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by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 1:23 PM PDT
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Has there ever been an Inside the Park HR that wasn't awesome?
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Bengie inside the park HR next
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 14, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions
/universe implodes
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I would pay so many photons
to see that
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 14, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Several defenders would need to lose consciousness.
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 14, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure that would collapse the space-time continuum.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
RASCAL COMMERCIAL!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Byrnes
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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PHOTONS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SUB ATOMIC PARTICLES!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions
NUCLEAR WESSELS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NUCLEAR HUESOS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that was fun.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I vaguely remember a Phillies games that ended with an inside the parker. That wasn’t awesome.
I might be mixed up, though.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions
ees bubblehead nigh
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
IT'S BOBBLEHEAD NIGHT
It’s confusing when you bob your head yes, and you say no!
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t get why Affeldt asks him if there will be any left.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
20,000 bobbles
40,000 bobble wanters
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
JT chiming in late here
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So, Renteria is slowing down just a bit.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Late to the party: But yay Huff!
Is Sanchy dealin’?
(I’m at work and can’t see)
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
3 K’s so far
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Whiteside:
38 pitches in 3 IP. 4 K’s, I think.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks the same as his last start to me, except this time he’s getting luck instead of unlucky.
I was promised lasagna.
I didn’t really think he was that bad last time out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SHOULD’VE SENT OUT O UR ACE
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Seemed a bit shaky in the first… looks to have settled down a bit. Actually, sounds that way as I am at work too.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Believe it or not, that was Huff’s first career inside the park homerun!
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according to his lungs
also the last
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Full of pith and vinegar
(yes, I know that’s the wrong word in that phrase)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Pithy Sanchez
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent for cleaning glass too.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS THING IS PITHY!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
You know, I’m starting to think that crazy right field wall is going to result in some pretty entertaining plays…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
BLEH.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I STILL BELIEVE IN HIM :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OBP!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
/bullpen mound
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY DIDN'T HE JUST LET THE GOD DAMN FOUL BALL DROP
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
/catches foul ball on bullpen mound
:(
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Man, outfielders who come to the Giants and have a fluky good OBP year have a tendency to fuck up key plays in right field, huh?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
See huff run
never fails to make me lol
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Aubrey has no interest in getting on base this AB.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
Bucs Dugout
Comment on our lineup:
C’mon, we can crush this. Sandoval is the only legit hitter. DeRosa is decent and Bowker can put a charge in them occasionally. None of the others should scare a pitcher at all!
Hindsight LOL!
Like their lineup is any better.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yes, yes it is.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
awwwwwwwwww
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Damn
That’s where the bullpark bits us, in the ass.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BULLPARK!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
MOOOOOOO!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I need to concentrate. I am parking my bull!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I brought my bull to the bullpark but none of the other bulls would play with him.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Conan: Grow stronger.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Is this that one game where the Giants score some early runs, then seemingly get complacent and fail to score the rest of the game, while the other team chips away at the Giants’ lead, ending with several nail-biting innings as the Giants bullpen attempts to give us all coronaries?
Thing C
In a different muti-verse the Giants won in 2002.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
oh SNAP
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Apr 14, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOLZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL reasoning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
by the way
I can never get over how unuseful this is. It doesn’t even have a link to the comment that was flagged.
Of course, I still can’t see flagged comments in thread and I still don’t know why.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pretty much. It’s good for an overall snapshot — for logging on and seeing that Wilriv is making inappropriate comments about Asian women again, stuff like that — but it’s not the most functional tool.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 14, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
wilriv made inappropriate comments about Asian women!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
But he’s such a gentleman!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I keep trying to hit “z” make the yellow go away…
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GIVE ME YOUR WORST
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Fuck you
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
SHE SAID THIS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
NEWSFLASH: IT HAPPENED!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
GTFO
Why the hell would you do this?
Is this 22gigantes????
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Im over it
We won the pennant. I have more happy memories than sad regarding that season.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I'm over it in the sense that
I’ve accepted it will be the closest I’ll ever see the Giants get to winning a WS.
But that was a whole lot of pain from a sporting perspective.
PHOTONS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
From hell's heart, I fake-bunt at thee
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
haha.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS FOR THE PERFECT TIME TO STRIKE
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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/arms fall to ground
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHY ELSE DID YOU THINK I “ADOPTED” HIM?! AHAHAHAHAHA
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Nat just pulled a muscle hitting the post button
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So I'm gonna go out on a limb...
Aubrey and AT&T Park aren’t friends.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
Gonna rename my daughter's middle name to Huff
Audrey Huff Tiao
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The only way you’re going to hit a HR in this park Aubrey is to get faster.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 14, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
Huff seems like he woule make a MUCH better leadoff hitter than Scott
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
blazing speed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DURTY DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
KKKKonathan
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
STFD MILLEDGE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wait...what?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Those would be AWFUL seats.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wait wait
I wasn’t paying attention, but they do this pregame thing where they add a little fence out there for people to hang out in before the game. Did they say they are adding permanent seats there?
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Right
I think it is just for pre game
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 14, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Heinous fuckery. Fuckery most foul.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
at least there’s no pool or a beach or anything stupid like that
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
MUST ADD SEATING.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
She was kidding, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s just a pregame thing. Before the game, rich people can go and sit out there and eat and talk about rich people stuff.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s exactly what will happen
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’d better be.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
pulpy?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 14, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
So does that mean if it hits above the patio it’s a home run?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Seating area, whatever.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
only b4 game
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WTS WAS THAT FUCK
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
I really do not like Garrett Jones
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 14, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions
lolyankees
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 14, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
stfd
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 14, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
KKKKKonathan
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
S T F D
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
I think I love Jonathan Sanchez.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
S
T
F
D
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think I have a brain macro for this at this point.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Toasts!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT IS WHAT #9 SAID!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
who is #1?
We want information … and we’ll get it by hook or by crook
Red Six!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
He's only hitting 89 on the gun for his fastballs
GAIZ LETS PANIC
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Been hanging out with Zito too much.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sanchez seems to fluctuate between 89-94 more than any pitcher I can remember, but that might be my imagination…
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
92 actually
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NASTY
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Only HOF to play for both Giants and Pirates
Why, Ryan Vogelsong obviously!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 14, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
Rennie Stennett FTW!!!
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
KKKKKKonathan
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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take that pirates hitter
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 14, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
A cool addition that will be there during the whole games and provide extra seating is
the new coors light bar thing that they are going to build out in CF near the flag poles
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
got any info on this?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
There used to be a computer rendering of it on youtube that showed it.
Umm its a new bar type thing that will be out there. Will seat an extra 30 people or so. Floor will apparently be heated.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
They wanted to call it “The Cool Zone” but the stadium is trying to get away from the cold image. I’m serious.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
DIRTY!
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Huff hit an HR and Whiteside???
Why do they have to have an early game on Wednesday? The one day that I have class until 1:20!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
inside the park HR for Huff
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wat
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I'm not even kidding!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I just watched it in the highlights
OH SHI-
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
And Huff's was inside the park!
No foolies
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
shhhhhhhhhh
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
54 pitches. 37 S, 17B
1 hit, 1 walk, 6 ks.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
right now he’s sitting down
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of curiosity...
why is this calling Jonathan “Dirty” Sanchez ok, but the sign from the previous thread about the Yankees fan not? Seems like they’re both a bit derogatory…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Well, the “Dirty” Sanchez is offensive because, well, it refers to a gross sexual practice. But the Yankees thing was just racist.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
True
just seemed like a double standard for a second.
Though while at least Dirty also refers to his pitching style and is a clever pun, it’s got a racist root. There’s a reason it’s not known as, say, a “dirty Olsen.” Sanchez brings a very specific image to mind for most people.
Can’t say the same for the Yankee fool and his comments.
Not mad, not trying to stir up stuff, just asking questions…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Of all our FA signings, it’s DeRosa who’s sucked so far.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
yeah, it’s pretty tough to top Freddy Sanchez right now
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t he die in a grease fire or something?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark Derosa
is like that girl with the hot body and the questionable face.
It’s not pretty, but it gets the job done.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Mark Butterface
That would look good on a jersey.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We WERE struggling for a good nickname not long ago...
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
on watching his ABs
I think he is being BABIP’d a bit. Unlike Rowand who has put together maybe 2 good ABs all season.
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 14, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s hitting the ball hard though, I’m not worried about him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
derosa is patient
but he is strugglin’ a little bit
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
Dudes got two more walks than the next highest on the team.
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LOL BOWKER
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BOWKER IS THE NEW FRED!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Was he walking to the dugout shaking his head saying “it wasn’t a strike”?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
UUUUUUUUUUUUU
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
im sticking with him
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
kind of a gag final pick
20-somethingth round, wanted another Giant. Also qualified to play 3 positions, which makes him handy (occasionally)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
wait a second
Pujols wasn’t available in the 24th round?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHribe
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Worth checking out...new seating and bar to be built at AT&T
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jknHfHYaxDo&feature=player_embedded
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Its a trap!
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
great, more sponsored elitism
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It hurts me that Public House has all this awesome beer now but that POS is going to have like four Coors Light taps.
/beer geek
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 14, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
and a bunch of frat boys
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
First I was like, meh. Then I was all, recycled materials!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 14, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
looks cool
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Switch the sponsorship to Anchor Brewing, and I’m in.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Ed Zachary
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Apr 14, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
This has gone over my head
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Hrm. I meant it as a Big Trouble reference but I only now realize it’s actually a fairly racist joke. :/
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 14, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Giants games just got more fun! drunk!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
In a few years, AT&T will be shooting money instead of water out of the smoke stacks following home runs.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Looks like they will be seats, not just pregame.
AT&T Park will feature two new party spaces located in Centerfield. One will be the Coors Light Fan Attraction located on the Promenade Level, above Centerfield, in the Flag Court. The 20 foot by 48 foot deck will be open throughout the game to fans 21 years and older. Triples Alley is the newest premium seating experience in Centerfield. This private area can accommodate groups of 50 or more, featuring an on-field, pre-game reception area and a private entrance off the Portwalk.
Where's Perry?
It says premium seating…I mean are the actual seats behind an archway?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re basically using the warning track as a place to put up some café tables, with a dinky fence around it where you and your friends can hob-nob during pregame.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Less triples, moar dingerz?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
no…fuck…it’s just pregame…i’m confusing myself.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
They’ll break it down before the game starts and it will be same ol’ triples alley. From what I saw on the TV, if a player ran into that fencing, SOMEBODY would die. Not structurally sound at all.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
what, no swimming pool?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That should have a moat back there.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, sorry about that
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You probably just don’t remember.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
riiiiiiiiiiiiight
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s probably that Tim Lincecum trading card
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
there is none around … nor has there been for quite a while.
i have smelled everything in the fridge and checked the hallway … still stumped … and feel a bit stoned from the smell
Neighbor growing it?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
is it getting you high?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Work is teasing me right now....
I’m in a meeting and I can see the stadium from the conference room that I am in… aarrrrrggggh
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Weird
Even though the two pitching performances are so different, Sanchez and Morton have almost identical pitch counts through 4. Morton 56-37 and Sanchez 54-37
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 14, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions
Please don’t walk Bobby Crosby.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hate Bobby Crosby. I don’t konw why.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Because he’s terrible, maybe?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Because he’s terrible but he still felt the need to bitch about not getting playing time in Oakland. One or the other, guys, not both.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 14, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s the combination of that plus all the A’s fangirls love him even though he’s extremely bland-looking and plus he got enormous hype despite being a shit player for years.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HE WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD WHEN HE WON ROTY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
A’s fangirl love is why I started to hate Eric Byrnes.
I was in the LF bleachers, and these women next to me were fawning all over him and screaming, “BYRNSEY!” to him for the whole game, despite the fact that he went like 0-5 with four strike outs.
Of course, the next day he hit a grand slam, as I recall. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Then did a backflip into on coming traffic while rounding the bases.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That same game, when I was taking the ferry back to the East Bay, I saw some A’s fans wearing anti-Barry shirts: GUILTY with a syringe on the back, SAN FRANCISCO BALCOS on the front. OH THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I'll dig up that bobby crosby effect fanpost
one of the best of all time.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
grumble
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TWO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TWO!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Man that is sweet
when its the other team
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 14, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
GIDP - Not the Giants!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
TWO!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Dirty Sanchez and DP!
Fun!
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Hey Edgar, did you see that?
URIBE CAUGHT THE FUCKING BALL
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Read that as
URIBE CAUGHT FUCKING THE BALL
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Shocking scandal!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
A dyslexic walks into a bra…
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
DIRTY
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
Well, that’s one way to tie together an 8-pitch inning.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
FILTHY
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
STFD!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is Morton really batting 8th or is Gameday messed up????
Fine Steven. You keep hitting .400 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.
it appears
that the pirates have been batting there pitcher 8th
ALL YEAR
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
this is like tony la russa
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OT Pokemonz
BJ Upton its about time.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes, but...
Best line from the article:
During his first game with the Express, Benitez gave up back to back to back to back home runs.
i am NOT a calculator
- jon miller
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 14, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
This is not America
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The Bobby Crosby Effect (for jponry)
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/1/5/1235255/as-2010-lineup-hr-vs-2b-and-the
This is one of the best LOL I’ve gotten this year.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
That,
is quite in depth.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL BUSTER!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ISWYDT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Eli Bonds
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL BUSTER
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Buster
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DURTY BUNT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Whoa, that was one of the best bunts I’ve ever seen Jon lay down.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mmm...bundts
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiteside's yahoo photo
Looks like he should have goat legs and mastered the pan pipes at an early age.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
LOL!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
we need a photoshop
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
well…when you get dingerz
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOTT!!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OT: I haven't eaten at most of these
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SPQR
do you get conscripted into a roman legion if you eat there?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Turtle Tower is great though!
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http://www.justforyoucafe.com/
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
LOL Athletics Nation
Bunting is helpful.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL ROWAND HATERS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SCOTT
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 14, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTTY ROW!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
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GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
MATT CAIN SAYS FUCK THIS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
/opts out
/joins yankees
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez says
learn how to win
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
/sticks Sleepless in Seattle into DVD player
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3 HRs in a GAME?!
Not only that, but from Rowand, Huff, and WHITESIDE?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
wouldn't Huff be one of the most logical Giants to HR?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 14, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Fundamentals wooo
Double sac bunt then 2 run bomb
Ground and air assault!
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
LOL 6 RUNS PER GAME
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Chan Ho Park knows all about runs in a game, amirite?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
giants players all say
WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN’ HITTING COACH!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
Row&
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
Row-and!
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Row-at-thingy
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
AND-thingy
(Massive bad joke fail)
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you should both wrestle to settle this matter
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
My whole room smells like marijuana...
…and I swear that I just saw Aaron Rowand hit a home run shortly after Eli Whiteside.
…oh, man, and there was an inside-the-park homer from Huff too.
…
The Garlic fries taste like Garlic fries..
Meow!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 14, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
MOOOO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BULLPARK!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
For 20 bucks
I’ll call him a “chickenfucker!”
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 14, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
My room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFS-HraboJo
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DUDE
whats mine say?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
At least according to GameDay
That pitch to Rownads was so fat it sat on a dollar and made change.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
Every time the chips are down….!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand reminds me more and more of Pedro
50% GO on slider in the dirt
25% SO on slider in the dirt
25% hit of FB over the heart of the plate
can Scott play 3B?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
NO NO PABLO
were hitting today
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
J-Snatch is hitting .500
Suck on THAT, Affeldt.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
BOOYA!!
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WITH AUTHORITY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Sign this kid GIANTS BRAZZZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr6HwEJLSKs
STOP SITTING ON UR HANDZZZZZZZZ
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Is that the 5 year old kid?
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yarr he hits better than Renteria
probably fields better too
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LOL MONEY PLOY
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I feel like last year, Morton would have lowered his ERA to a more respectable number. Instead, we’ve made him inflate it even more! (Up to 15.12)
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The Backe Syndrome
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
There we go.
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I remember that. Some Astros pitcher right?
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never fails to make me lol and cry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lets not forget
These are the same Pirates who took 2 of 3 from the LOLDGERS
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
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STFD IWAMURA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
The best thing about Sanchez's start
His pitch-count is way low!
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KKKKKKKKonathan
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mccutchen?
he will walk
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t forget about Whiteside hitting a homer.
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Today must be backwards day
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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 14, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know why anyone would think they’d trade him this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They have a better GM now.
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point me to the last time the Pirates traded a pre-arbitration player
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I mean
a pre-arbitration star player
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Batting Champion
Freddy Sanchez!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Because the Pirates are in a continuous fire sale. That said, I think that if they tried to trade McCutchen for prospects this year, all thirty Pirates fans would storm the front office with a good length of rope.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
The Pirates have traded a lot of players recently
Almost ALL of those players were close to free agency.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Whoa There
I know this. Pittsburgh has a green FO that’s working on a budget. I’m just pointing out why people would think this.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Well, I dunno, I don’t mean to be defensive of the Pittsburgh Pirates but people act as though the trades they made last year made no sense or were bad or something, when really, they were almost all for fairly good reasons and they got some useful players back in them.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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panda-d
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
Just got here, wanted to say
BENGIE/BUSTER WHO?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
MY NUMBERS
PAY ME FOR THEM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Fernando Vina/Dustan Mohr/Ichiro/Nat Schierholtz WHO?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank goodness J-Snatch got that badonkadonk
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
OW
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck was what
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
The ass save
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come on sanchez
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
Hi, I'm Garrett Jones
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
HYMNS!!
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Finish Him, Jon
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINISH HIM!!!!
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JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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big pitch right here
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
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Good pitch
good take.
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Oh boy.
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I DO NOT LIKE THE CURRENT SITUATION
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit, Jonathan. Settle down.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YES!!!!!
GOOD JOB SANCHEZ!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
OUT, OUT, OUT
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New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/14/1422610/moar-gamethreading
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In play, out(s)
whew
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
Do we make jokes about Urban's latest tweet
or be kind?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
ok so.... Whiteside hit a homerun, Rowand hit a homerun, and Huff hit an inside the park homerun?
THEY’VE ALL STOLEN POSEY’S MOJO!
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