Finally. Combine your love of toast with your love of the Giants. Coming soon for every major pro...

Finally. Combine your love of toast with your love of the Giants. Coming soon for every major pro team, and someday...player faces.

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I'm not sure "Giants are Toast!!" is the best marketing slogan

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions

Why would you put player feces in a toaster?

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions

Oh wait, I read that wrong.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions

Cool. Does it really brand the toast?

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 14, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions

Duh. Didn't read the story.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 14, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions

Is Logo Toast The Next Big Thing?

No.

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Apr 14, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions

Logo Toast in 3D.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions

Brought to you by Rich Aurilia!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Apr 14, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions

Awesome

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions

Toast with a box? hmmm, I hear of combining things you do in the morning….but that takes it too far.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions

This could also be re-used as Merkin toast.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 14, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions

I thought this was a joke…

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 AM PDT reply actions

Giants Logo Toaster: It’s Magic Inside!!!

"And we plead and we pray for a glimmer of day,
As the night folds its wings and descends, exposing the loose ends."

Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Apr 14, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions

Doesn’t it just burn the toast?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions

Calvin: Wanna see something weird? Watch. You put bread in this slot and push down this lever… then in a few minutes, toast pops up!
Hobbes: Wow. Where does the bread go?
Calvin: Beats me. Isn’t that weird?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions