Open GameThread, 4/14
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 14, 2010 11:30 AM PDT
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PrintOne of these days, we'll be able to say, "Going for the series win, and good ol' Jonathan Sanchez is on the mound! I like our chances!" Yep. Some day. Right now, we're at a "Please don't walk six batters in 4.2 innings, Jonathan. I beg of you."
Here's hoping that one of these days starts today....
Current Series
3 game series vs Pirates @ AT&T Park
| Mon 04/12 | WP: Barry Zito (2 - 0) LP: Brian Burres (0 - 1) |
9 - 3 win |
| Tue 04/13 | WP: Evan Meek (1 - 0) SV: Octavio Dotel LP: Jeremy Affeldt (2 - 1) |
5 - 6 loss |
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Pittsburgh Pirates Wednesday, Apr 14, 2010, 12:45 PM PDT Charlie Morton vs Jonathan Sanchez Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to center field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 55. |
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 17 recs
A leopard can’t change his stripes!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Buster.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 14, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope the good witch shows up to help us out.
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
She’s from the north, I wouldn’t count on it.
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O CANADA
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
TOR JOHNSON!!!!!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LEOPARD :DDDD
you are the best
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 14, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Lineup
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
RF Bowker
2B Uribe
C Whiteside
P Sanchez
No Hit
On either the top or bottom of the inning
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Thank you =)
I’m thinking of printing a T-Shirt with that design.
The only reason I haven’t yet is because I don’t want to wear the sign of evil, even in jest.
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
I’d totally wear that t-shirt. Grant!
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Downside!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
What are you talking about? He’s hitting out of his head, and he’s been playing just fine!
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
BOWKER
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 14, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Wheeee!!!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
continuing last nights thread…
what do people think about 2 inning relief outings? I think if a guy is throwing well, leave him out another inning, like Affeldt when he got the save, and like Romo couldve done last night if his elbow is not made of glass.
The double switch also helps make the RP’s hitting less likely.
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Bochy's Key Rules:
1. Lefties can’t hit lefties
2. Relievers can’t pitch more than 1 inning
3. BORK
by giants92388 on Apr 14, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
4. You must add a "y" to everyone's name
Johnny Sanchy on the hill today
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
5. Righty, lefty, righty, lefty, Wellemeyer
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
There I fixed it for you
Righty, lefty, righty, lefty, Wellemeyer-y.
Er, never mind.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Bochy’s double switches just do not make sense.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 14, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Bruce Bochy once attempted a double switch in an interleague game.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I think he pulled one in the fourth inning one time. I could be wrong, though. It might have been the fifth inning.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Much like Willy Mays being the only batter to homer in every inning 1 through 16, Bochy is the only manager to have double switched in every inning 1 through 12
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by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
He did
Last year he replaced Ishikawa with Aurilia, or something like that.
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I remember a game against the Astros where he pinch hit for Ishikawa with Aurilia in like the 4th inning because they brought in a LHP. Man, that pissed me off.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
on second thought
Maybe not, I can’t seem to find it. O_o
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hmm
Maybe this is what I’m thinking of: http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200808240.shtml
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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Depends on the situation, but I generally don’t mind it. In fact, in many instances I’d prefer it.
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If a guy's pitching well
…leave him in. You never know what the next guy has that day.
I’m reminded of the Hernandez and Beck days. I always thought they should have used Roberto more.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I’m fine with it, if it’s something the pitcher can handle and depending on their previous workload. Romo had pitched the day before, so I thought he should be one inning and done. But in general, I support it – someone already said, never know what the next guy will bring that day.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Considering Romo's out pitch
I think you need to be careful with how you use him. That slider is not doing his elbow any favors and he throws it a lot. I don’t mind limiting his innings. Any other reliever in the pen is fair game though. The rest either throw gas (Wilson, Allefdt, Waldis) or pour gas (Meh’dders) and can be used for more than one inning.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Be nice to an old man!
Bastard…
/sobs
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
yep I forgot Romo pitched Monday. OK never mind regarding last night, but in general I support 2 inning outings, and the Affeldt save over the weekend has me hopeful. I wonder how much of that was to pad Aff’s stats because he was the only one who could get a save in that situation.
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by foothillsfan on Apr 14, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I figured it was a stat padding thing, honestly. Also, chance to see Affeldt hit.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Jonathan Kershaw!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
I hate you
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 14, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
God, Jonathan Sanchez can be so frustrating to watch sometimes.
Other times he can be GLORIOUS to watch.
I hope today is one of those GLORIOUS outings.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 14, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions
Here’s hoping 2nd half Sanchez shows up today.
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Frankly
I hope both halves of Sanchez show up today.
Budum chhhhhh.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Safeway
My girlfriend and I were at Safeway and I saw (i think) a People magazine with Justin Beiber.
Me: “Oh man I hate that guy!”
Her: “Why?”
Me: “I just hate him. Smug little prick. I hope he dies in a fire.”
Her: “That’s so mean of you! Sometime I don’t feel I even know you.”
Me: “Fine, mangled in a fire with his eyebrows burned off.”
Her: “How can you say that?! You are so cruel!”
Me: “He’s a Dodger fan.”
Her: “Oh. okay.”
Me: “Exactly.”
We are ready for the Dodgers after we take the Pirates today.
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lol
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
that’s was I said. I’m training her.
Giants rehab after being an Angels fan for so long. She’s getting the basics, Panda is awesome and jolly, Velez is FBAL, and she doesn’t know who FLew is.
However, she said she liked McCutchen’s hair last night. Fail.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
She was an Angels fan? Man, are you trying to piss off your parents or something?
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
My girlfriend is a Dodgers fan, but only knows Mike Piazza and James Loney. She only likes ManRamicus because I do.
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So…she’s a typical Dodgers fan then?
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Right down to the leaving early part. She’s also indifferent about arrival times. It’s the only thing in life she doesn’t mind being late for.
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Lame.
She sounds maleable though
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Obligatory TWSS, at my gf’s expense.
Also, her interest in baseball was a selling point for me when we started dating, but that interest went away looong ago, after many years of hours upon hours of baseball.
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny
same thing is kinda happening now with my gf. She says she used to not mind baseball but now she’s starting to dislike it. She says I ignore her too much or something, frankly I wasn’t paying attention as Velez hit the HR.
But really it’s like sex with Kobe, either way it’s… gonna happen.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
She just grew up there and doesn’t even know that Molina played for them. She told me last night she likes seeing everybody reach first base because she hates to see people so frustrated. She also doesn’t think it’s fair that pitchers get 4"mistakes" (Balls) while hitters get 3.
I told her if she likes people reaching first base the Giants are perfect. They reach first base and then they GIDP.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I like her. You may tell her that.
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I will
and to make you feel old, when you became a Giant’s fan she was 7 years from being born.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL you're girlfriend's awesome.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Seriously? YOU'RE????
What the hell is wrong with me?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Have you perhaps been drinking?
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Gimme some of what you got.
and yes she is.
The best part is that when it’s an off day I convince her that the Giants are playing but I want to spend the night with her with no baseball. She totally buys it.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You better hope she doesn't read the internet
But I’m gonna have to remember that one
by FairweatherFan on Apr 14, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Win
Wouldn’t work on me though… I knows the interwebs too well
Something tells me today would have been a good day to stay home and play video games...
by GreatAetherFTW on Apr 14, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
the worst
would be when she discovers it’s usually on channel 40.
Aren’t the Giants playing today?
Yes.
Why is there a P90X commercial on channel 40?
Because I uh….. (/smokebomb)
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ninjaing out of a situation always works… or a twix
Something tells me today would have been a good day to stay home and play video games...
by GreatAetherFTW on Apr 14, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
you ninja out
and then enjoy the twix because you know she isn’t giving you dinner.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
On the freeway, just before my exit is a billboard for a used car dealership that proudly proclaims: “Your’e here!”
by paboperfecto on Apr 14, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
"10 Items or Less"
always makes me cringe a little
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Got to last night's threads very late
So, is Fuck You Brandon Medders the new Suck It Russell Martin?
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
I hope not – I can’t keep up with all this lingo.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
RECD
I see what it is you have done, sir. VERY nice
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
HAI GUYZ
do you think bochy is gonna go with a platoon from here on out?
Yarg.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
HAI HE SEZ ITZ NOT PLATON
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Most definitely.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow that would be so shitty
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 14, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Also LOL my ad’s MASN advertising in Philly?
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Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions
I asked the good phight if they had the same problem and screen capped in on their site
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by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Go O's
the AL team for the philly market
by kezargiants on Apr 14, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Enough of this series
Lets play the dodgers already!!
Damn it, this game doesn’t even start for another forty-five minutes.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TWSS!
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
SAY WHAT
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Going for the series win, and good ol' Jonathan Sanchez is on the mound! I like our chances
Providing Sanchez is pitching for the other team!
/zing
Win the inning.
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GO GIGANTES!!!!!! then GO SHARKS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
VEGAN CHEESE!
Ohhh Caaaanadaaaaaa…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
GO SLAPPY THE VENTRILIQUIST DUMMY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
GO
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Apr 14, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The new one is too scary for me.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Apr 14, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
HELP
I need this game to start asap. I’m in a Visio training with a computer illiterate person. I want to off myself. I’d rather watch Eli Whiteside bat.
Bad news
Jon says Mays and McCovey are out of the lineup today.
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So Bochy is going with the ol’ game-three loser lineup. Damn.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody tell Jon to come BACK TO THE FUTURE!
But maybe change a few things in 1989 and 2002 first by stepping on some butterflies.
Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 14, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re losing me, Jon Miller.
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching the Minnesota game
1. I find it hilarious that it randomly rains for 2 minutes every 3 or 4 innings…stupid midwest baseball stadium builders…
2. WTF is up with Neshek’s windup?
Where's Perry?
Those 10000 lakes aren’t going to fill themselves…
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Charlie Morton will kill the Giants.
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He will pour salt on their wounds!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And then cook a delicious steak!
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I’m hungry.
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Clever.
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez has become one of my favorite Giants. Not quite Cain/Lewis level, but close.
I was promised lasagna.
/agrees conditionally
as long as he doesn’t walk 6 in 4 2/3
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Love means never having to say you’re sorry you didn’t go 6 innings. Again.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
TWSS
Couldn’t resist.
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Complete game!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a hard time getting mad at him
Like Panda, when he GIDP i think “Panda, you got some ’splainin to do!” Like training a puppy.
For the others, I have no problem cussing so much that Tarantino would tell me to ease up.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
So yeah, winning baseball please. With a side of not Medders sucking, and a small helping of useful coaching.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tall order
if you have extra innings you can watch Boston
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Giants!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Memo to the San Francisco Giants: Charlie Morton is going to throw you a fastball with the first pitch this afternoon.
Maybe the second, too.
And don’t be surprised if he shakes off pretty much every other sign from Ryan Doumit that involves more than one finger.
“I’m going to go with what’s worked for me in the past,” Morton said. “And that starts with this game.”
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Aaron Rowand poised for a 5-5 game
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
2008 ERA+ 69
2009 ERA+ 91
2010 ERA+ 23
I sure hope he brings what’s worked for him in the past.
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Morton's career numbers against the Giants
2.37 ERA, 19.0 IP, 17 K, 7 BB, 1.211 WHIP
:/
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Marvelous.
Shitastic Giants offense is shitastic.
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
ON THE OTHER HAND
Mark DeRosa vs Charlie Morton:
.500/.750/.500
Whoo
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Maths
Giants’ starter Jonathan Sanchez is forecasted to have a better game than Pirates’ starter Charlie Morton. Jonathan Sanchez has a 43% chance of having a Quality Start (QS) while Charlie Morton has a 29% chance of a QS. If Jonathan Sanchez has a quality start the Giants has a 78% chance of winning. His simulated strikeout to walk ratio is 2.3 and he has a 17% chance of having a 5 to 1 K/BB ratio. When he has a 5/1 ratio the Giants win 71%. In Charlie Morton quality starts the Pirates win 55%. He has a 18% chance of having a 5 to 1 K/BB ratio and if he does his team wins 55% of simulations.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I need Xeifrank’s confirmation on these numbers.
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Yes
vr, Natto
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If anyone's counting
Posey would’ve had 3 starts and been in 4 games…and we would probably have won that game Saturday with Posey hitting 3 times with the bases FOGged… I’m just sayin’
Hmm…interesting point, but I’m still opposed to Posey as back-up catcher.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
game #9, and he’d be in 4 games…hardly true backup status…
by slurpster03 on Apr 14, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
But not starter status either, and that’s what he is.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Then...
Uribe would’ve been pitched to, or Posey was the #7, better chance than having Whiteisde there
by slurpster03 on Apr 14, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think they’ll consider bringing Posey up unless Huff struggles (after more than a week and a half sample size) and they’re sure they can give him enough ABs at first so that he’s starting at least 5 times a week.
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eventual LFer with Molina catching.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t count.
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I have class at 3:45 eastern
But I also have an ipod touch and MLB at-bat.
Suck it, 20th century political thought! You’re not getting paid attention to.
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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
and a douche at all other times?
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Ha!
Needs more Aubrey Huff radio references.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you even bother going?
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by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting a paper back, and the prof takes attendence
alas.
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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Anybody been on Athetics Nation?
Some of those guys are dumb…they want to do away with bunting in baseball LOLz
Where's Perry?
Chasm?
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
nope.
they really, actually, legitimately want to remove the bunt from the game of baseball.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
In that case, first, they are discussing sacrifice bunting. Second, they have good points about its value early in a game. Third, they don’t want to do away with it, they think it has limited value depending on the game situation. So, in total, while they’re A’s fans and therefore their intelligence is in question, this is not evidence of them being dumb.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I said some not all
And yeah, early inning bunting sucks.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, they are A’s fans, so definitely some of them are dumb.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
And going to the Coliseum with 7 of their closest friends.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
flags and foghorns
at the ready
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think so, Tim.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry if that sounded a bit snarky.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The bunt has its place, but I really wouldn’t mind the idea of doing away with it in early innings (except for w/ the pitcher.)
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I hate bunts. Pitchers only, plz.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
She was good in Grace Under Fire.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They wouldn’t like Bork as their manager.
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Who would?
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, thats the type of player they have. I mean they have like 4 Rajai Davis’s.
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by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
my point exactly. a team like that (and this) needs bunts.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they really?
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That’s the key to a good offense right there.
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by The Neuschler on Apr 14, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunting = Baseball Tradition!!
Certainly not for every game, but for opening days, All-star games, World Series, and presidential inaugurations, you gotta have bunting! It’s just so daggone FESTIVE!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
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OPEN UP MY EAGER EYES
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I’m coming out of my cage and I’ve been swinging just fine
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahem
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/14/1422039/open-gamethread-4-14#34689978
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
KNBR’s online feed needs to get different ads. I’ve heard this Fitz and Brooks one during every break.
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KNBR needs to get a lot of different things. Like hosts from 5-9AM, 12-3 PM (on both stations) and from 7-whenever. And yes, I know I’m in the minority for liking Radnich.
Long way to go.
I like Radnich too
but only on his show, cuz it’s dumb. But I also like Murph n Mac and Fitz n Brooks
maybe I’m just pleased easily?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Bork is talking to Jon
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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He must be good!
/Baer
I've got squirrels in my pants!
maybe jumping in the polar bear enclosure was a bad idea
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Mmmm...snack!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of SNL sketch: A BEAR ATE MY PARENTS!
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t you know? That’s how the Giant’s judge someone’s worth. SSS and requests for trades.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 14, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
As if I needed another reason to hate A.J. Pierzynski.
http://www.sbnation.com/2010/4/14/1422276/aj-pierzynski-fake-hit-by-pitch
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I saw that.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/13/1419882/open-gamethread-4-13#34625174
What a fucking douche
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Copy Link location of the date/time
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i saw this...
i REALLY hate this guy
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as i hate AJ
that wasn’t that bad…it might have grazed his cleat.
by kezargiants on Apr 14, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it's close enough that the white sox had an argument at least
i do think it hit the dirt before his cleat though.
by kezargiants on Apr 14, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
It didn’t hit him at all. And the argument they would have had would have been the back foot, but he started hopping like the front foot was the one that got hit.
He’s an asshole.
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah, I don’t think it looks close to being close
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by atxgiantsfan on Apr 14, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
to me it looks like it
hit the dirt right in front of his front foot or grazed the toe..
But either way the limp was unwarranted so maybe he probably knew he was lying and wanted to milk it.
by kezargiants on Apr 14, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew it was fake! A-hole breaks up no-hitters by putting the pitcher in the stretch.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I also may have been responsible for breaking up that no hitter.
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You were the other suspect.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 14, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LIES!
YOU don’t!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
GET OFF MY PLANE!!
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, Doctor Who commercial
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On CSN?
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Where else?
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
ALSO.....
GO SHARKS!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions
Who am I kidding?
I’m not cleaning shit, you can head over if you want, but I’ll only be here until my brother calls for golf.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Sharks!
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yeah, I just got the job on the phone. My job title is “numerator” I don’t know the guy couldn’t have been more vague after I accepted the job. But yeah training starts in two weeks and I don’t know what to expect.
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by atxgiantsfan on Apr 14, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
enumerator
And presumable you’ll be going door-to-door getting people to fill out their census forms. That’s what’ll happen starting in May.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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ah, doesn’t sound so bad. I think “enforcer” has a much better ring to it myself
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by atxgiantsfan on Apr 14, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/grabs crotch.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You working for them?
training soon right?
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
april 26th!
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by atxgiantsfan on Apr 14, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
where?
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Austin, Texas. You?
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by atxgiantsfan on Apr 14, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
oh I'm Crew Lead
I send the pain to your domain (if you haven’t sent out your census)
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but they keep calling me offering me jobs even though I’ve told them I have one now.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, you must be poor
Seriously tho, that’s a little odd.
by FairweatherFan on Apr 14, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
college student and poor go hand in hand.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That's weird
Did you take the test? Or are they just cold calling you?
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yep, took the test and everything, but told them i’m no longer interested
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark Derosa thinks that AT&T just feels “right”.
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YOU CAN DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE ON YOUR IPHONE. LUKE WILSON SAID SO.
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LOL PUFFY!
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Stay classy, Yankee Fans
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Oh brother.
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I just died a little on the inside
…..
Something tells me today would have been a good day to stay home and play video games...
by GreatAetherFTW on Apr 14, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They did give him probably the longest standing ovation I’ve ever seen a opposing player get. But yeah.
I was promised lasagna.
Yeah, the team was really cool about it. Them all hugging him was probably one of the coolest things I have ever seen a Yankee team do. But wow their fans.
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He looks pretty proud of this.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 14, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He spent all night thinking of it!
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I’m mildly impressed with just how much this sign fails on every level. Even beyond the fail of referencing that scene, period, there’s also the “LOL ALL ASIANS ARE THE SAME!” fail.
And just the overall doucheface fail of the dude in question.
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More reason to hate Yankees and Yankee Stadium
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by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hensley Meulen’s wife gave birth this morning, so our intrepid hitting instructor won’t be around.
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The infant promptly went 2-3 with a walk.
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Gasp
No walks tonight, and OBP will revert to the Bork definition of Old Baseball Player
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by The Neuschler on Apr 14, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Now Shawon Dunston's driving the bus!
He’ll keep making all the stops if people keep ringing the bell.
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
/drives bus past the post office
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 14, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
WE'RE DOOMED
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Barry Bonds standing in today?
Dingerz…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats to him
The Giants are fucked.
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So CGSO, 2 H, 0 BB, 74 pitches for Morton?
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Naw
I think the Giants will get three hits!
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
No clue
How many hits they’ll get, but I’m certain 0 BB
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by The Neuschler on Apr 14, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The kids are going to throw a party now that the parents aren’t home
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 14, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
PANIC!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit.
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Rally Dirty Sanchez
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More like Rally Michael Ian Black.
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Tuna melts are my ambrosia.
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THIS
Is also what my hopes involve today.
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I’M HOPIN’
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by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he
GIDP while hamming it up for the mic?
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Mmm....ham
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
is Scott talking trash to my kids?
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I agree with Rowand
I would like to see the Giants play all day games. Day games are really special because you can listen to Jon at work.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
did scott really just say
“let’s be the cubs”???
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, I cringed at that too.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 14, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The greates
userid, screen name whatever. Vin Scully does indeed suck, I hope he breaks a hip tomorrow night, matter of fact I hope he breaks two.
Proud adopted parent of Jackson Williams, performing a public service by forcing Buster Posey's move to 1B in 2012.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 14, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So Gameday is saying the game is going on, my iPhone feed is really behind if that is true. Flem is still discussing scores around the league.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It's on
1 out
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, second hitter already.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL AT BAT APP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GAMEDAY IS NEVER WRONG
Actually, it often is. I had the whole thing crash mid-game on me last night. Apologies to anyone who was following the Clippers/Bats game last night.
/watches four million hands shoot up
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
are you actually the Gameday operator?
that’s freakin’ sweet.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
It’s way fun. While the MILB games are done in-house, the MLB jobs are free-lance part-time and are constantly hiring. I remember BruteSentiment saying that he was interviewing for one a year or so ago.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I thought of applying briefly at one point, but it freaked me out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If you have the financial and time commitment abilities, I highly recommend it. The hard part is learning how to code—-the Official Scorer makes all of the tough choices.
The trouble is that you have to work the occasional day-games, so it doesn’t mesh well with a 9-5 gig. It’s basically tailor-made for a retiree.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I had an interview with big daddy MLB.COM in NYC when I lived there, and I HA HA flaked out on the interview!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe you coul’ve worked in their Pointless Blackout Rules department!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
MY DREAM JOB
(OMG TWSS!)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
GUYS
I am hoping the local sports club bests their opponents this afternoon
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
nicely well said
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Bye bye Duanel Jones
Source: DR prospect Duanel Jones signs with San Diego for $900,000. Deal pending MLB approval.
http://twitter.com/MelissaSeguraSI/status/12179133042
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
We barely knew him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wtf
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
SAEBES SITTING ON HIS HANDS WHILE JEB HOIER SWOOPS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Eh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ugh
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Walking Milledge? That’s a paddlin’
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ugh
McCutchen.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yes, error quickly noticed
Racism label quickly accepted.
Registering with Tea Party now.
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear. Strikes please.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STOP WALKING MCCUTCHEN!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions
Lastings Milledge: Favorite Pirate name hands down
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
Oh boy.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
/shift-A
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
:-(
No-hitter broken up.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
All is well.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOOK, SCOTT!
Just like the Cubs!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
Great Scott
The only at bat where he can’t GIDP…at least I don’t think he can.
Proud adopted parent of Jackson Williams, performing a public service by forcing Buster Posey's move to 1B in 2012.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
HEY SCOTT
that’s not how you catch a ball.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions
It was caught!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
NOT WITH HIS DICK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Did she?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Not enough prongs.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nice Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GOOD SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
No such thing
Proud adopted parent of Jackson Williams, performing a public service by forcing Buster Posey's move to 1B in 2012.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 14, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Rowand with the Jim Edmonds play!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
/breaks in, quickly backpedals to dive and make a basket catch
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Jim Edmonds would’ve run in front of the ball, and dove head first towards the wall to catch it.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
when you see a big ol penis
you must doumit
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
do you?
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
by jordanovich on Apr 14, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, okay.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
When a problem comes around
You must Doumit
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else concerned
with the contact the Pirates are making? :O
concern troll is concerned.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Now coming hard and late is Rowand
Oh, Jon.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
See? all is well.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SIDDOWN!
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
STFD DOUMIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Konathan
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
herein I will discuss something from the Willie Mays biography, so if you haven't read it and want to be surprised, click the subject line
When Mays was playing for the Birmingham Black Barons, the manager offered to let the Pirates have him for $2,000. The Pirates scout declined, saying that even if they wanted him, they’d just make him a pitcher. They could’ve had Willie Mays and Roberto Clemente in the same outfield for $2,000. LOL PIRATES.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Up?
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 14, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
DIAGONAL
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
RUTABEGA
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
CALLING ALL VEGETABLES!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LEMON-FRESH SCENT
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
SOUTH RHODESIA
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
racist
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I could be talking about white South Rhodesians, you know
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
OFF MY PLANE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
SF_Giants Giants' hitting instructor Bam Bam's wife had a baby boy this morning. Congratulations Bam Bam!
BABY MAGIC!!!
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions
Did he name him BBJ
Bam Bam Junior
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 14, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you ma'am
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh i totally forgot about Dirty pics.
Yay or nay for the rest of the game?
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
meh
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we want you to do your job? Not if you’re gonna use half your ass.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yay x 109
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 14, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So...
anyone else see the article about how we are actually seeing less pitches per at bat so far this year than last?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions
QUIET QUIET
THE GIANTS OFFENSE IS NOT AN ILLUSION
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IT'S AN ALLUSION
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DISBELIEVE THE ALLUSION
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The average is being dragged down
by Rownads swinging at the first pitch of the game every day.
Proud adopted parent of Jackson Williams, performing a public service by forcing Buster Posey's move to 1B in 2012.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 14, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
This
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CHARLIE MORTON!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions
THAT'S CHARLIE MURPHY STUPID
the unfunny one.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
uhhhh
There’s one funny Murphy brother here in 2010, and it’s not Eddie.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
as far as I'm concerned
it’s 1988
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
My baby wants to…
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol 2 pitch out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OVER UNDER ON
How many times they play recaps of Scott being wired?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
you have to set the o/u
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'll set the o/u at 6.5 (excluding everything already shown)
and take the under
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
ooooooo
excluding what they have already shown?
UNDER
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ATTENTION GIANTS
MORTON IS GOING TO THROW YOU A FASTBALL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Those chickens are way too young
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Spring chickens are delicious!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Are you saying that Ron Cey was a Giant? :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
My mom grew up with him.
She was a Mariners fan though…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
These Kids Today probably don't remember him
but that man is THE DEVIL.
WE HATES HIM.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
"I couldn't tell how hard he hit it"
- Aaron Rowand, 12 million annual salary starting center fielder.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Also sounds like he’d make for a poor gynecologist.
by Every6thDay on Apr 14, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
good contact
too high
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL TIMMY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Controversial statement! Prepare for retribution from the penis-sucker gestapo!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Sometimes I come across fans of other teams who think he sucks and that makes me :(.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Why do they think he sucks? Homerism?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Well, much of his charm doesn’t come across on ESPN, and he’s saddled with crappy partner(s), but I still don’t understand.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I will say that, based on his ESPN work, when he was first hired I didn’t think he’d be as good as Hank Greenwald. But I didn’t dislike him at any point.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
This just doesn’t make sense to me.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve heard him called smug.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Some people deserve to be smug.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, and I suppose you’re the one to judge?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’ve managed to convince my non-Giants friends that he’s awesome. And they only listen to him on ESPN.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
DELOREAN IS FINALLY OUT OF THE CLOSET!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL U DONT LIKE BEWBS
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I WAS BORN IN THE CITY
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Aesthetically at least.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
pablo does not know mulens isn't here today
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit, I was so close to getting to use my new Photoshop creation :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well I don’t like what just happened in that half of the inning. AT ALL.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The pitcher lowered his ERA by a lot
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
we cant move forward
till you mail it back!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions
still haven't watched this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
won't ever watch this.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lol giants
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone else?
Hear the Friskies commercial that says “Feed the Senses” and thought it was a “Fill the Census” commercial with a cat in a magical land?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
The text of this post made me picture your icon as the fancy “mincemeat” monocle lolcat.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Haha
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
BOBBY CROSBY?
THERE YOU ARE!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
Hey so I have a question....
What’s a “Schierholtz”??
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand looks so awkward out there today
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
or any day he bats
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
HATERS GONNA HATE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 14, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
oh hey
I should point out my new avatar.
My son is pretty funny.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Your son is Fred Lewis!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
awww
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
s t f d
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD MORTON!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:05 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:05 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
25 pitches
2 innings. Not bad at all.
Whiteside!
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
I want to be like these cool kids in this commercial!!! I should get vaccinated!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
for what?
Is there an anti-nerd vaccine?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
harsh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL NERD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
doin my taxes is makin' me hungry
/salami sandwich on sourdough with pepperjack
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Just finished my tuna melt. For some reason, they always taste better when you make them yourself.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HUFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
AUDREY HORNE!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HUFF!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
OMFG
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOLY SHIT!!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
DON'T HASSLE THE HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
HUFF WHEELS
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
HOLY SHIT
For a second, I actually like Aubrey Huff!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAH!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Did Huff just get an inside the park?
this dude is going to DIE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HOLY SHIT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
A
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
she has nice rallye bewbs
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
*drools
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Who dat?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Audrey Horne
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Horne
This show rules.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
also known as Sherilyn Fenn
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I spent a good deal of high school pining over her…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOG
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
She is my girlcrush.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
holy smokes, why chicks don’t rule the world is beyond me
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFF N PUFF~
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
BUH
HOME RUN! Get him some oxygen!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What fuckery is this?!
Someone get him oxygen!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That just made my fucking day.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff inside the park HR
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Huff trotting because he thought it was gone. Hit one of the arches, RF was playing to the left, ball went to the right. Huff took off and huffed his way around third and home.
by paboperfecto on Apr 14, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
that was LOL hi-larious
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
would have been a long single for Bengie
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
would have been an out at 1st for Bengie
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL PANDA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
O2
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
I'm working in the field
Can I get a description?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
long drive into #8 archway
ball kicked hard to the right
first ITPHR for Huff
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
The guy ran around the bases.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL work
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah...
but 2 years of being unemployed kinda sucks, too.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL unemployed
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
WHO ELSE IS LAUGHING REALLY REALLY HARD
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I need some water to replenish
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm on Gameday
and only saw in play (runs), what did the Huffman do?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Hit it to triples alley, Jones played it poorly off the wall, it ended up somewhere in RF, Huff made it all the way around the bases.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hey, yer eating my damn eggroll
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL AUBREY
“you want me to keep playing?”
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing
it’s easier to breath at sea level in coors Huff dies around second base.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Goddammit, I was on a call and couldn’t properly enjoy that…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions
It's okay DeRosa
Not everyone can hit inside the park home runs.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
huff kind of reminds me of chuck liddell lol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I LOVE HUFF!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
YES
I DO TOO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So......
What were the odds on Aubrey’s first Giants HR being an inside the parker?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions
about the same as your odds of hitting a ball 415 ft. and not going out
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF HUFF?!?!?!!
GOD DAMN I FORGOT THE GAME WAS STARTING?! LOL inside the park?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
huffin and
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
LOL Huff. Inside the Park. Get used to that for your HRs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Someone should make a gif of him on the bench flailing his arms.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowkermania Running Wild!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HIP HIP HURRAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BOWKERMANIA!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
'MANIA!
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
BOWKERMANIA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So…i logged out of the thread so I could actually do some work and looked at game day and WTF HOW DID HUFF HIT AN INSIDE THE PARK HR?!?!
same way Ichiro did, duh.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
/closet mariners fan is not in his closet
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I got all excited...
Then I saw my GD update with a single.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOLRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Uribe.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JAZZAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Jazz Hands!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
AUGH CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED THE INSIDE THE PARKER
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
RALLY!!!!
oh……whiteside is up…….n/m
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions
if Aubrey Huff can him an inside-the-parker
I’m pretty sure Eli Whiteside will get a splash hit here.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
HOLY SHIT I ALMOST CALLED IT!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
RAGE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Here comes the fail…
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Looks like the fail is on you!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 14, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
WHITESIDE SAYS
SUCK IT HATERS!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL DOWNSIDE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
GREYSIDES!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ROFL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HE'S MR. WHITESIDE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
LOL WHITESIDE!!!!
WHOOOOOOO!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHITESIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Magic!
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
BOOK OF ELI
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Whatta man!!!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
REDEMPTION!
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 14, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT WHITESIDE HATERS!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WHITESIDES!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
Like I said last night
This is going to be a fun year for the Giants.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
LOL FUCK YEAH BABY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL BUSTER
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 14, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BUSTER!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
...and Whiteside just bought Buster Posey another month in Fresno
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
LOL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Gameday says
Aubrey Huff hits an inside-the-park home run (1) on a ground ball to shallow right field.
WTF! This is a joke, right?
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Tim
1:00 PM
wonder if theres anyone in the stands wearing a crosby a’s jersey
1:08 PM
holy crap
1:09 PM
huff the magic dragon
me
1:12 PM
crap
1:12 PM
i missed it
Tim
1:13 PM
huff the magic graken
1:13 PM
or kraken
me
1:13 PM
now it’s whiteside’s turn
1:14 PM
dang
1:14 PM
i was just joking
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
lol
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
these aren't the home runs you're looking for.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
HE'S COMING OUT OF HIS SLUMP AND HE'S BEEN DOING JUST FINE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Buster
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Three run Whiteside! Hanging fastball FTW!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
Eli avenges Saturday night!
i bELIeve again!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Wait, Aubrey Huff hit a quadruple??? Somebody please explain.
Yes, my ability to follow this game is limited.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
Deep fly ball to Right center, bounced off the wall funny and Jones played it way too close, went somewhere in the middle of RF, Huff made it all the way around the bases
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THE OL’ RIGHT FIELD DEFENSE DEFENSE!
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
goes with the territory, eh?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I will Photoshop this later
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
what the shit
i fully expect to see a unicorn humping a centaur when i leave work
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Nerd porn
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time I read that, I think, “must be Wednesday.”
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 14, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen that
But since moving, I’ve seen the following animals around the neighborhood:
- fox
- many frogs
- millipede
- several lizards
- roadkill snake
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL PIRATES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HATERS GUNNA HATE
LOVERS GUNNA LOVE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MORTON
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL MORTON
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and here i am complaining to my roommate about how bad whiteside is...
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
You’re still right.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Mehders
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Rally Dirty Sanchez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Morton:“Maybe I should throw more fastballs?”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Poor Matt Cain.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
Thinking the same thing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL, the radio feed on At Bat is running a little behind.
It’s like you guys can tell the future.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
my kids is having fun
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
You Suck Scott
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL ROWNADS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SCLOLTT
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
LOL ROWAND
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Good ol' Rowand.
Can always rely on him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So this is what ICP was talking about.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
by rotorueter on Apr 14, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
HELICOPTER RIDES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
:(
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
usually I click subject lines, but this is a keeper—LOL, sir
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
one would think playing everyday in AAA is better than sitting on the bench 4 out of 5 games.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL something about that is not right.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m guessing no. B/C I can’t see it and failblog isn’t blocked at my office.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
We totally need a gif of Huff in the dugout.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YAY INNING!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
We can trade him for Rollins!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand doesn’t even have a photon on Yahoo GameChannel.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Damn.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I had a better joke about that….
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
no
but he has several neutrinos
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 14, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Switch to phasers.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Great typo
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Or Greatest Typo?
I’ll set up a fanpost with a poll.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SCOTT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
Sanchez knows how to win
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Yes, that was the joke.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ROWNADS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
I missed something.
Where does Rownads’ “Scott” nickname come from?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
Barry Bonds
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Arrested Development.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 14, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Holm!
NO IT’S NOT I WATCHED THAT I’M NOT FALLING FOR IT
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 14, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
They make take our lives but they’ll never take our freedom to swing at sliders in the dirt?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Bonds
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s Always Sunny
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 14, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
ALL RIGHT NOW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’d say the Morton/McLouth trade was pretty even
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
AFTER the trade?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIFT + A
How did I miss Huff. Need replay nao!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
just watched it on Gameday
Kuip’s call was fucking priceless
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
LOL
getting sharks fans hopes up
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
D:
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
we have the right to not get our hopes up
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
this is a baseball blog, not a shark thingy
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
were playing the avalanche
should be ok
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
REC'D
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
How many strikeouts el guapo?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
109
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The judges have accepted this answer
They also would have accepted a plethora. You have control of the board
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
How could you tell me if I have a plethora of pinatas
if you don’t even know what a plethora is?!
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
109
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 14, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
WIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
sons of a motherless goat?
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 14, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
KKKonathan
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Apparently J-Snatch's career ERA against the Bucs is....
14.04
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 14, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
BOOYA!! WITH AUTHORITY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
...in 8 innings
MEANINGFUL!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Hopefully Bochy's brain is starting to move and remember
“Oh yeah, Whiteside catches Sanchez!”
by positiveuphemism on Apr 14, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
LOL just watched the replay of Huffs HR. Him running between 3rd and home was HILARIOUS. Then his little pose after sliding.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You could see his thighs cramp simultaneously as he rounded third.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 14, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
yes
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Finish Him, Jon
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Well now that we have a comfortable lead..
I don’t have anything to be cynical about…I’m bored. Whattyu guys wanna do?
Where's Perry?
Don't say things like this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Maybe he means innings lead.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
160-2, baby!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Find Rowands photons!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 14, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Arm Rowton torpedos!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GOOD NEWS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/14/1422513/insert-pithy-title-here-thread-2
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THIS THING IS PITHY
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
McClutchen
=warning track power.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Can I have an Andrew McCutchen for my team? Please.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
Who is...
Going to be the first to two home runs?
by craigcommaroger on Apr 14, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions
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