Open Gameday Thread #2
by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT
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I'd like for Matt Cain to throw strikes.
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FEEL YOUR ANGAH CAIN!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
GROSS PICTURE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
…not runs for them.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
NOW I WILL BE ANGRY IN THIS THREAD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Strikes
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
XANTHAN SOCKPUPPET!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, opposite field HR for Aki Iwamura, huh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
you ate a whole wheel of cheese?
im not even mad, im impressed
Goddamit Aki
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Dude hits good to the oppo field
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, MATT?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
fffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
FLUMP
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Die in a fire, Ed Hickox.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
THIS
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain has no command of his fastball today
that was ugly
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I blame the thread
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
I blame Alex Smith
And his small hands.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
NOW THIS THREAD IS GAHBAGE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THAT'S A STRIKE FOR THE PIRATES, DICKHEAD!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
ATTENTION MATT CAIN
DON’T THROW THAT HIGH FASTBALL ANYMORE TONIGHT. K? THX
THIS IS A VERY BAD THREAD
MAKE A NEW ONE RIGHT NOW
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
If the umps had gotten the call correct, it would still be the Bottom of the 2nd and Rowand would be grouding out right now!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We'd also have a run on the board.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Matt.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Shouldn’t Bengie, like, go out and talk to Cain?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Gonna call him on the string and can.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cain can't do anything right tonight. Call me when you have learned how to WINZ!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Matthew Edward Diaz (pronounced "DYE az")
Wikipedia
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Well good
Now I can watch the Deadliest Catch at 9.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
why do we call him scott?
i dont think i was around for that meme
Bonds called him that once
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
BONDS IS LORD
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
That’s what Barry Bonds calls him.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
109
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Stealing this from yesterday, but more appropriate.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OH HAI GURLZ
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Must be nice to be a professional athlete.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Company that may charge by the hour.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This game seems to be going well.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Just realized that Paul Maholm
has a shutout brewing. Isn’t that when a pitcher allows zero runs upon the cessation of a baseball contest?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
RANGE BABY
no way Bowker gets that
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
SUCK IT TORRES HATERS!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Speed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Torres Vroom!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Torres!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I’m gonna have to admit, I don’t think Bowker would have had that
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
LOL STALEY
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
BAD!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Damn
That was a perfect throw. McCutchen is Vrooom
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 13, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Did Cain even realize he had a runner at first
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, he kinda got into robot mode with his lack of looks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, he is gonna have like 6 steals tonight .
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What a fucking fiasco.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PANIC
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
CAIN 4 FIELDER
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Nice try Torres.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Your grandma must be quick
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
McCutchen looks like Rickey Henderson against Bengie.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Lol at Torres trying to sneak one by the umps.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOL
Pirates as a team are 10-10 on SBs for the season. McCutchen alone is 5-5
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They’re at the game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Oh man. This game is not going well.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Scott with the cannon!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Did Rowand just throw someone out?
And damnit Bobby!
Coulda been worse.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sigh.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Wife wants to watch Dancing with the Stars
I’m not going to stop her. Eff this game.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
cane rally!
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain
I know you don’t suck. So stop acting like it.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
I hate it when it feels like a 3 run deficit is insurmountable
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
The good choice was that Rowand didn't try to throw it home.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Man, they have a sponsorship for every replay.
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Lets go Matt.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CAIN.
STOP THAT. THIS ISN’T FUNNY. I WANT THE GIANTS TO WIN THIS GAME.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Hell yeah
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Technically we could score just one time and get it done.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude.
57 pitches, 29 strikes, 28 balls
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I like how we're 6-1 and ridiculously pessimistic.
Oh, McC.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
YOU'RE LOSING ME YOU PENIS SUCKERS
READ MY BLOG.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
+1 for grammar
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Just think, if the Giants lost, they’d be 6-2.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SEASON OVER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A function of the lack of trophies in the case at the phone booth
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Urban for this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JACK CUST NERDS
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
lol jponry just bitter.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, finally over.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Alright offense. It’s time to do something.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wish that didn't make me LOL
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Oh, that’s why they’re talking about Alex Smith
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 13, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Isn’t it just the third inning.
And last inning we worked the pitcher, made him throw lots of pitches and loaded the bases?
Yeah.
This is far from over.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Nope, it’s over. I have decreed it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dirty Harry Says Rally Time
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Can't believe Cain is actually the third best starter
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Far from over
Is right…I mean…it’s the Pirates. They make the Astros look good, sometimes.
B weezy is a full blown dueche
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GREAT SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ROWANNNDNDDDDDDDD!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
ROWAND FTFW
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GREAT SCOTT!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Rally Great Scott
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SCOTT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAH ROWAND RC CARZZZ!!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
And after the race Jeff Kent will demonstrate his pickup truck washing technique
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
lol little car driving. Why did that make me laugh so much?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
rally fighter hayabusa!
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Hayabusa?
/thought it was a motorcycle
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY GAR TIME
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
coming up: earth revolves around sun.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
YALL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Just learnt tonight. Now I just need to know what 109 means.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
i believe
that someone one time asked what somebodys pitch count was…and a ton of people were like 109!!!
Of course Scott likes Nascar.
Fucking hick.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
these have obviously not been working.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Delayed, GREAT SCOTT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Christina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
well
there’s that, and another one.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What the hell was he swinging at there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
PRODUCTIVITY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Productive out, I guess.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Time for a hit with RISP, Panda!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Has he done anything since the HR?
A walk last night?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
he went 3-4 with a walk…
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
SUCK FOREVER
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
uh, he had a great night last night.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Pablo with Lou Seal’s hat ♥
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I want a picture of that.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
that was fantastic
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Situational hitting
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Productive I guess.
PANDA LIFT OFF!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LLOOOOLLLL PANDA HUGE HAT
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Pablo with Lou Seal’s cap = awesome
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Meh.
Productive out.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Panda and Lou Seal
That needs to be a gif
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
C’mon, Pablo.
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make me use my panda bread pic pleeeease!
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Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
I see that we learned how to post pictures tonight
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DR JONES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WOOHOOOO!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
GARRETT LOLNES
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RIBEYES!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
RUNZ
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PABLO!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Pirates
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
just as a name in general.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
although, garrett jones in particular as well.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
RIGHT-HANDA PANDA
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yeah!
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Only explanation
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Feed the Panda, nom nom nom
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
C’mon Huff.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bad base running by panda
Everything else = awesome
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 13, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Jones Defense
although TBF that would’ve been a nice play
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Also he had it, the roll knocked it out.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just checking in to say
PANDA!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
You could see the look of horror in Jones’ face in that replay.
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Wow, nice play
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
web gem
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
Nice play.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I guess you gotta give him that one.
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Wow, nice play, you fucking douche.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
dont think so
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Not even close.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nah.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Over
We do play 81 games on the road, after all.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Good hook shot, matey.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shit. Nice play.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Rally Panda
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Used his glove to flip the ball to first...
while he was on his back facing away from the bag. Its hard to explain, watch ESPN. They’ll show it plenty, haha
DeRosa needs to go yard.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A hit here would be nice, Derosa.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Crud.
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Damn, hung up too long
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Well pooh
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
At least we’re hitting Maholm hard and not getting completely shut down
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
As long as they continue with one run per inning this will be fine. Just the Pirates cannot score anymore.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Official Pitch Count through 3
Cain: 62 pitches; 32 strikes, 30 balls
Maholm: 55 pitches; 35 strikes, 20 balls
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Shaky command is shaky
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
@Cain: sigh
@Maholm: whooo!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Maholm has 61 pitches
39 strikes 22 balls
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that so much more.
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What is the fuck with EI not showing the SF HD feed. Getting old.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Die Laughing April 16th
That’s quite the threatening tag line for a movie.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I like that Cain
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Random guess on trivia:
Kent?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Trivia
Name the only SF Giants player to record 7 RBIs in a game against the Pittsburgh Pirates.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m gonna say Richie. He’s been appearing in a lot of the Trivia lately.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Flying Squirrels today..
14 innings, 4 hits, 0 runs..
Neal isnt real anymore!?!!
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Trade him for Matt Stairs.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Giants record when I listen to the game: 6-0 (1.000)
Giants record when I don't listen to the game: 0-1 (.000)
SCIENCE
D-BRUCE IN THE HEEZAY
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who was that?
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Jaymee Sire
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jamie sire
CSNCA
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Sarah Palin Mask: Don't ask, it works...seriously
Various duties.
Sideline broadcasting, interviews, hosting.
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Sportnet central usually
w/ interviews and stuff
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Sarah Palin Mask: Don't ask, it works...seriously
she has a weird nose
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Sarah Palin Mask: Don't ask, it works...seriously
OH HEY JAYMEE SIRE
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
When a guy’s pulling out with his front shoulder….
he’s doing it wrong!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
KKKain
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Bout time.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK
Cain’s dealing!
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STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
More innings like that one, Matt
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Gotcha
You looked silly. And, today, that’s a feat
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Quick inning is quick.
Oh that Matt Cain, More of that one please.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There we go!
Now lets get back where we left off with this Maholm character
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
I love me some 9 pitch innings
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You must love watching the Giants hit.
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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don’t know if this has been mentioned yet, but I’m 100% sure Iwamura took some PEDs
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
Based on what? gut?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That sexy physique!
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Credible source reporting Iwamura took roids!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
8 pitches, 8 strikes.
I will fucking take it.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
sorry to ask again but
anybody get the lincecum wigs?
Trivia Answer
Jeff Kent May 1, 2001
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What was the question?
Giants record when I listen to the game: 6-0 (1.000)
Giants record when I don't listen to the game: 0-1 (.000)
SCIENCE
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/13/1420141/open-gameday-thread-2#34643582
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The money lies in the RBIs
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
duh
the money lies in the rbis.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
needz moar runs
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!
MONEY !
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
looks like it is a good night to cede the tv to my wife
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
lolina
Raking.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Wow, Molina has 2 hits that looked like they should not have been hit at all.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Money!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Molina with two Pablo-like hits tonight!
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That’s not Jaymee Sire
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OH THAT NOSE MAKES ME WANNA BARF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That doesn’t really look like her
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s NFL Network
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s Lindsay Soto.
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It says it in the file name.
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Yeah, that’s not Jaymee.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
#10 GIS for Jaymee Sire
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
When was the last time he got out?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
HEY MONET
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Uribe with the ugly hacks, still
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOL, two fat dudes beat out an infield grounder!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
whoopies
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
URIBE!
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Sarah Palin Mask: Don't ask, it works...seriously
Trade Posey for pitching, now!
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
URIBE!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
No GIDP this time!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GROUND ATTACK!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tommy Joseph started off with a nice 4-7, and has continued with a 0-13 :(
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
WHICH WOULD YOU HAVE SAID IS MORE LIKELY
A) Infield single by Uribe with Molina on 1st
B) Amy G and Jaymee Sire making out
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
too early to pinch run for molina?
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Quick!
Trade Bengie for something useful, while he’s actually hitting the ball.
Would feel much more confident with Bowker up right here
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIDP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
so much for that
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
And, of course...
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Cripes.
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DAMMIT
GIDP
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
poor bowker
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Goddamn waste! Fuck this!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
WTF is it with the double plays??
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Maybe you’d get your first hit better if you didn’t swing at every fucking thing you moron
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
donde esta el señor bowker?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
IB4 Shitstorm
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we still got MATT!
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Sarah Palin Mask: Don't ask, it works...seriously
Fucking shit.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Lefties can’t hit Lefties!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on Apr 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres: executing Bochys GIDP plan
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I hate Andres Torres
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
torres should be punching a cooler right now
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
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Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
this is the part where Bengie steals home
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, Pablo talk some sense into him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My first comment in the GDT
will be DFA TORRES, but naturally we would have to DFA someone with him since he can’t get out unless somebody else goes with him.
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Dammit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What a great inning.
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explain the logic behind that conclusion
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Sarcasm
Use the spellcheck!
Giants record when I listen to the game: 6-0 (1.000)
Giants record when I don't listen to the game: 0-1 (.000)
SCIENCE
hey what’s that over there? oh it’s a sarcasm detector. hey did anyone misplace a sarcasm detector?
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Apr 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
NEW THREAD, PLEASE
This one is defective.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants getting the shit BABIP'd out of them tonight
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So Torres is like, good against lefties right?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
He was last year
Therefore he will be good against lefties forever.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Why the fuck does Torres start again?
Nate was just as effective against lefties.
Bork strategery
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck
Giants record when I listen to the game: 6-0 (1.000)
Giants record when I don't listen to the game: 0-1 (.000)
SCIENCE
DFA Torres, Velez, and Ishi.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
OFFICIAL Pitch Count
Maholm: 72, 45, 27
Cain: 71, 41, 30
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Too bad wins are determined by runs scored
Le Sigh…
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/13/1420216/official-that-last-thread-sucked
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