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WINDOW!
LOL NO IMAGE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Anyone watching the Toronto No Hitter? Everyone’s favorite Catcher they would like to feed into a thresher just faked getting hit by a pitch.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well so much for that.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JINX!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Don’t care cause it wasn’t my team
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Speaking of Toronto, I just got my one of packets for one of the games were going to.
Usually I don’t have complaints about Canadians but start rant….. They need to drag their butts into the 21st century. Only two seats in both games had electronic ticketing available. EVERYTHING ELSE is done by FedEx unbelievable. So I have to pay $20 extra per game to the actual tickets FedEx’d to me. I work graveyard, so just as the bed is at the perfect temperature and I’ve slept 1/2 hour the FedEx guy is knocking on my door for my signature. Rant Over
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Lineup again
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
C Molina
2B Uribe
RF Torres
P Cain
LOL Bowker
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know right, he’s so damn toolsy.
—He’s got an amazing limp swing, no power
—He’s very patient, doesn’t swing at balls out of the zone
—He’s fast, but a lousy base stealer
—He’s got a cannon, but is a very overrated fielder
—He’s got a great personality too
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
its not a platoon
its just bowker does not bat against the lefties
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I said it before
Torres should be playing CF and batting 1st let Nate/Bowker play RF.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
The other?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Probably
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THIS and trade Rowand or something
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Rowand for Bradley would've been nice
attitude be damned
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Rowand for Zamboni!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/owner of Zamboni forces the Giants to eat half of Rowands contract
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
As long as we don’t have to pay for it. Shred the paper and put it in one of Money’s daily sandwiches.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Daily? I think it'
one of Money’sdailyhourly sandwiches
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
subject line fail
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Skate on the field day!
they don’t need it at the embarcadero anymore
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If only Bochy had an IQ greater than 7 he would come to a similar conclusion
Alas, the only thought he EVER has is “Bork”.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
For Pokemonz
CAIN, I CHOOSE YOU!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i have both Maholm and Cain
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Only Pirate I got is McCutchen.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i just got offered, McCutchen, Adrian Gonzalez, Kelly Johnson, and Frankie Morales for Teixiera, Kinsler and Valverde… debating if i should take it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I would love to have A Gon as one of my pokemonz, but I would not put any Rockies on my team. On principle.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
see? now that’s what i don’t want to do, for the sake of being a giants fan, but it’s fantasy, 50 bucks too
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Isn’t Kinsler on the DL? McCutchen has been underwhelming for me, it’s still early in the season and I expect big things from him. He also is one of like the 2 SB threats I have.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If I’m in the LA area and don’t have direct TV/MLB TV is there any way I can watch the game? I get tired of following on gameday.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
wwwDOT atdhe DOTcom
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
what does the Dept of Transportation have to do with this?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Segregation in the Giants Locker Room! Per Baggs:
Zito’s locker used to be on the far wall with Barry Bonds, who was replaced by Tim Lincecum. Now Brian Wilson is in Zito’s old spot and the left-hander is in the space formerly occupied by Rich Aurilia.
It’s no coincidence.
"Richie meant a lot to me, personally," Zito said. "It’s nice to carry on his legacy."
"A change of scenery is always good," Zito added. "I’m down here with the vets – Rowand, Huff, DeRosa, and Cain, who is veteran-minded. We’ve got the kids over there and the vets over here."
Also, apparently Zito is 2-0 for only the second time in his CAREER.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lincecum is on the other end
playin’ the hippity hop, music, walkin on zito’s lawn
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
btw i juuuust made it, they were closing up when i got there
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
still haven’t picked my brother up from golf
he’ll call during the first pitch
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
water is wet
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Blockquoting fail.
Supposed to go to “…vets over here.”
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PREDICTION?
CAIN!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
how the hell did they win 88 last year?!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Especially playing the way they did. Here are the only answers I could come up with: Timmy, Cain, Bullpen, Pablo.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
them’s good answers
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
no Bork love?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No, in fact I am sure there were at least 4 games where Bork’s management directly led to losses.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
conversely, what about his contribution to wins?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Managers should not contribute directly to either, they should just make the decisions that do not hinder their players or teams.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that is oversimplified, imo
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I did oversimplify it, but it’s what I believe in a nut shell.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Correct!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
There was one
Renteria shouldn’t have been playing, everyone freaked out with “WHY IS RENTERIA!!!” and he ended up hitting a homerun to win it. That is the only one that he won. And it was completely accidental.
There were a lot last year that Renteria shouldn’t have been playing.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MOAR DOUBLE SWITCHES
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Mets suck.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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The sky is blue.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Water is wet
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bochy is slightly smarter than a hammer
But now two hammers together
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Not two hammer, rather than now two hammers
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.theonion.com/articles/struggling-mets-combine-to-form-carlos-voltron,2563/
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HERE HERE!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Water is Wet!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
is this when matt cain finally learns how to win?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Subject

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Damn
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
im sure it was epic
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a pic that came from McCoveyChronicles
It said Matt Cain: When a winner is disguised as a loser
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
/clicks subject
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Here’s hoping we win, and I will not be pissed off about it like I was last Giants victory where Cain started.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
pizza sure sounds good tonight
AMIRITE?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
pizza is ALWAYS good
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Every night.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Your right
Pizza always sounds good. Mexican food sounds good tonight too.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
if I could only find good mex…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll think I will have Mexican food tomorrow for lunch.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I could drive 12 miles for good mex; is it worth it?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Los Panchos, San Ramon
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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NO SLEEP TILL
/oh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YOU FINISH YOUR CHORES
What do you mean those aren’t the lyrics?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Little Caesars was good today… 5 bucks? CHEAP AS HELL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yuk, that’s not pizza
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
little caesars… It’s people!!!
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I love the Meat Trio pizza.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
$10 for papa johns
twice as good for still pretty cheap
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
not a fan of Papa Johns…. i’ll stick with Little Caesars or just make my own
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Papa Johns has mediocre pizza
but I really like the Garlic butter sauce they make. That makes it tolerable to eat the crusts
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
they got garlic butter at larosas here in town… but ewww, butter
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well its really the garlic flavor
but yeah that Garlic butter is definitely not healthy (as opposed to other things on Pizza which are the picture of healthy living)
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
$10 for Domino’s, which surprisingly doesn’t suck like it used to. The crust is kinda tasty.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Domino’s, Little Caesar, Papa Johns? you guys are killing this post….. and my appetite for pizza
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course.
Pie is ALWAYS a good thing.
/starts cake vs. pie WW3
cake > pie
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Neutral Party
Pie won that tournament thingy. Sorry.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
When has there ever been a wrong time for pizza?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe when your arteries are clogged beyond repair
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
12 hours after open heart surgery to clear out an aortic valve?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good point there.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm getting some Taco Bell in about 10 minutes.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
i have a friend who is basically trying to kill himself by eating volcano nachos for every meal
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 13, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well he shouldn’t have long too wait.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
nor those around him
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
pad kee mao
left over thai noodles here
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Tonight I had Home-BBQ'd sausage
It was amazing.
TWSS as you please
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
PIZZA DELFINA FTW!
Tonight I have poached salmon, green beans, and Rice-a-Roni. Sauce: Hollandaise.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
delfina…now yer talkin’
I thought you lived in Sacto?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I visit SF pretty regularly.
I wouldn’t know where to get a decent pizza in this town. I know of one place that might be good, but the one time I went was with philistines and they demanded the pie be smothered in every ingredient imaginable.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
my fav in the city is Tommaso’s
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been there, too.
Never had the pizza.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
papa murphys
i could eat that all day
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 13, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Orioles Fans

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SUBJECT LINE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1 for speed up.
/yakkity sax.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Still awesome
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll never be a superstar, you are supposed to catch that with your penis
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THE PROBLEM
not a big fan, but I’m starting to think that the Giants should keep him over either Torres or Shierhotlz (however the hell you spell that)….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
THIS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
/haters
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh?
I think Lewis and Nate are basically interchangable
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Fred > Nate
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah, fred seems to produce offensively off the bench
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/6/29/929393/fred-lewis-vs-nate-schierholtz
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
That thread was made when Fred was in the middle of a horrendous slump and Nate was hitting like .320
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The points still apply
Nate is a better defender, had better minor league numbers, and is 3 years younger.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
My thinking
Lewis=Above Average Offensively & Average defensively
Nate= Very good defensively & Very bad defensively
Personally I’d prefer Fred but I think they are similar. FWIW I think Fred has starter upside whereas Nate is only a 4th OF
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I think very bad offensively is a bit harsh for Nate, but yeah.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was hard in Nate’s camp, but when you have a job handed to you on a silver platter and fail, that does not bode well, ie, Todd Linden et al.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
he's pretty bad
and liable to get worse as he gets more ABs. Swings at everything, doesn’t walk, and below average contact skills = shit.
You sure are convinced that Nate is very bad defensively
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
yeah, when did that happen? Defense was the reason he had the inside track.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Typo
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What the hell
is Gian Gots?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giant Goats?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I shall marry them all.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
nice 1
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
who are they?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
polygamy rules!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello Jaymee Sire
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
She is infinitely preferable to Amy G.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So
to kill time before the game, I am watching Blade.
Some mother fuckers are always trying to ice skate up hill.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Well...
until we get that zamboni for rowand…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian "The Blade" Burres?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Thanks, Bochy
The key to our success will be putting runs on the board consistently.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Charles Barkley on TNT:
“We got baseball comin’ up Sunday on TNT or, as we like to call it, The American League East Channel!” (First of all, Chuck always uses an exclamation point…)
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Charles Barkley:
I’m a dumbass.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I thought the American League East thing was pretty funny.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDDxh3iyy9s
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hilarious.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
thats turrrable
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Great point, Charles
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Where is the WIN NOW picture?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve been busy.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You need to put in shirtless shortshops before Edgar’s bat gets cold!
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
No thank you.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
How about Sabes twirling a cane?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dear God no.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
its cool
just curious
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Cainer time!
I can’t wait.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
LOL PLATOON
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Urban predicting Fred Lewis will be traded before the weekend and for not that much because his value is so low right now. After pointing out that he is killing the ball in his rehab starts.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Watch as they trade him for bullpen depth.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hank Schulman says : It's on, Urban
I predict F. Lewis will be with the Giants this weekend. I’m hearing little or no interest in the trade market.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Free Fred Lewis!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fred lewis on the curb with the sign: “Free fred lewis, to a nice home”
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would there be interest in a player when you know he will just be DFA’d because his management are doofuses. (Doofi?)
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
R. Davis, K. Correia
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty much lost both because of failed roster management
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hitter, pitcher.
We do seem to be able to judge pitchers. Hitters, not so much. Case in point, R Davis, F. Lewis, B. Molina, A. Huff, F. Sanchez.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Urban is an idiot...
and almost always wrong. If Mychael is saying he’s going to be traded, I’d look for him in a Giants uniform soon.
I mean, a few minutes earlier Urban was attributing Pablo’s success so far this season to better plate discipline. Has he even been watching the games?
just like Buster Olney; if you prognosticate enough, something is bound to stick.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Science, etc.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
if Babe Ruth hadn’t been platooned, he woulda hit, like, 1500 dingerz!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesse Orosco?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic number: 153
LOL dbacks
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Fucking Kennedy.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
154
Magic # is 163 – (your wins + "their losses)
..Just saying.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol Huff whining
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
About his triple being a triple and not a HR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Really? What’d he say? That ball was smoked.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, he wasn’t really whining, but he was like, “It’s a HR in any other park, blah blah blah”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Same old shit then
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I think triples are pretty cool.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
triples are teh awesome!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I want him to hit a dinger. GET OFF YOUR ASS, HUFF.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
old man Huff
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Speeding baseball up
How about we cut the commercials in half. That will save 20 minutes a game, right?
Oh, but we can’t do that. We need the commercials.
What a joke.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Have 3 pitchers pitching at the same time
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 3 different batters at once.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Some one talked about this today. Cut the commercial time to a minute and half and the games won’t be as long.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ever notice how fast the mid-week day games go?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
OH NO!
It appears the Fred Lewis has invaded a GDT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
PTBNL or cash, you mean?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Tiki Barber.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hell no.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa
Awesome Mays Giants of the Game story
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good Luck Matt Cain Bobblehead

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
needs a more prominent brow
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Did that guy just say FP has a “wealth of knowledge”?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, then said something about the internet.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
in a nutshell
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
FB Orangelo
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
CAIN NOW!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Does anyone think Schierholtz has any value? I’d like to see them trade Nate, and give Lewis the 4th OF spot. He’s got more tools.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
It worked last night, so....
WIN NOW!

Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dude I never noticed that he was wearing that lol.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
How blown is your mind right now on a scale of 1 to 10?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes the Giants will read that they are 6-1 and start to coast for the rest of the season.
WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE JACKASSES?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yes, there’s that.
Nice sig too
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CAIN IZ GOOD

Cain- “Yeah see this jerk he beat me out for two cy youngs these past few years, you know who is going to win it this year? ME!! MATT CAIN!”
Cain discussing the hyperbole in Gone with the Wind, while Timmy takes a nap.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Best shape of his life!
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That boy aint right.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
FINE!

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
That's deep.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
meta
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm, I hope we don’t get snowed out.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL RON WASHINGTON!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Win.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
7-1 will feel awfully nice
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
actually, she said “mumble mumble kff, spllbb”
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
48 page plan? Can be sent to my phone? No thanks, Meg.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“I’m not telling you my political affiliation because you won’t vote for me if I do” Whitman
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
“I need to be the gov so I can protect my portfolio investments in California”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone gonna monitor Urban’s live chat?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
nah
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I’m sure someone will.
I suspect it will be something like:
I’m glad Molina is back, do you think he can keep up this pace all year?
MU: Shluooooourrp
Bochy and Sabean seem to be a winning combo, do you think we will extend them?
MU: Shllooouuurrrrrp!
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
nah.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Amy G
/mutes TV
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
what is she supposed to do or say to make you like her more
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Shut up, make me a sandwich?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yea, i’ll agree… but boy people are picky here, Basically MCC in a nutshell, Suckit: Urban, Damon Bruce, Ratto, kawakami, Amy G, Schulman… LoveMeSome: Kruk/Kuip, Jon, Flem, Baggs
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
People are picky.
It’s the human condition.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t think Damon was that bad.
He did exactly what he was supposed to do as a night sports talk host. He wasn’t a Giants fan and never claimed to be. What more could you expect from him? Especially after replacing such a good host.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t really mind Schulman other than that one crappy Fred column
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it’s peoples opinion… i don’t really mind any of them, and actually ENJOY reading what Ratto, Kawakami, and all them have to say
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ratto is hit or miss, he tries too hard to be funny and “edgy” sometimes. Kawakami is terrible.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The problem is
Sports journalism is the only part of journalism where the same people doing the reporting are the ones doing the editorial shit as well.
There’s a reason news and editorial should be separated.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I dunno, it used to be that Schulman did the beat writing and Ratto/Ostler/Knapp/Shea/Jenkins et al did all the opinion pieces, but I think they’ve cut back on the opinion writers’ hours or something because it seems like Schulman is doing more and more opinion stuff (and on the blog as well.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Do: take off her clothes
Say: free blowjobs at 3rd and King.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Do: Free the puppies
Say: I need an oral protein injection
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Be more informed, don’t stumble on your own words, and don’t hug Giants players.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
just saying what difference does it make…
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I really have a problem with all sideline reporters. It’s not rally just Amy G. I find all of them worthless and don’t really care about in-game reports.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I agree. I think sideline reporters are absolutely worthless. And Amy G. is a particularly bad one. That said, some of the criticism of Amy G. makes me uncomfortable at times.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Some of the alternatives that Amy G could do make me uncomfortable at times.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Agreed, i don’t care much about them at all, screw em, they’re pointless, not Amy G’s fault, you’d take the same position if it were offered
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No I wouldn't
I know I would be terrible on TV.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Glen Kuiper was actually fairly good at it. Every other person who’s done it for the Giants has been awful.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yea… what about football? i think they’re pretty useful
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
More useful than baseball but still a distraction at best.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
they give good sideline reports as to what’s going on with injuries, get coaches thoughts from the sidelines
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The coaches never say anything but clichés and injury news could just be reported by the announcers themselves.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
meh, it’s at least better than baseball
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I miss Barry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Me too
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Rick?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It is beginning to remind me of “I miss Jerry.”
It is a void that will never be filled. There was only one.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
we could use that bonds fellow
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Serious, everyone hated that Bonds guy in SF. Look at all them booing his accomplishment. PROOF IS RIGHT THERE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Talking Chop's got your back
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
imagine if luck would have had this club plus bonds in his prime
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
….and we had drafted Pujols.
…and
…and
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Mets can’t do anything right.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Anyone else on MLB.tv
They’re showing some random ass shit right now
Random zooming in to bases, panda dancing, roller coasters, all with no audio
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Bah. I’ve got commercial break in progress. False hopes!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I do too, now
But before. Twas weird.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I miss the Giants of 2009
It was fun watching games that I was unsure of us winning it or not, but now we are up a run we win automatically. GTFO GIANTS of 2010!
I don’t really miss the ’09 Giants.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You
Quiet
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If this isn't the pose of his eventual statue outside AT&T park
I will be pissed.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Only if they include the catcher.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I'll be pissed if the statue is outside the park.
It should be near the Coke bottle in left field. There is room up on the platform where the slides are. The other players who have statues never played in the park, thus being outside of the park. Bonds did, therefore his statue should be inside the park.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree, It should be somewhere where it will be seen on TV all the time to remind the Bonds hating media and the rest of MLB to go fuck themselves, and that he will never be forgotten in San Francisco.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
BASEBALL! NOW!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i cant wait to use this later
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
That looks horrible.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mold much?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
i assumed it was wasabi or bamboo
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Not up yet, but it will be soon.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
If you were Pirates manager, would you switch Iwamura and McCutchen? Right now Iwamura is 1 and McCutchen is 2.
I think I would.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
iwamura is a gamer
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes please.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
nice!
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Bah.
Who is the Plate Umpire? They look really tiny.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
someone chat with urban and tell him something negative
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Lastings Milledge
Stupid name is stupid.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
perfect for the pirates…Last-ings
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
McCutchen is damn good
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Throw Strikes, [Giants Pitcher]!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Strikes, Matt
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Just Raw Bone and Strong!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that wasnt close
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
At least it was a strike
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
that throw was terrible.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
LOL Bengie
Not even close.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
partially cains fault
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
McCutchen = Vroom, but with talent and ability.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
acceptable vroom confidence
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
oh shit that was a strike!
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Why isn’t McCutchen leadoff?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I was wondering the same thing. I would swap him and Iwamura.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
McCutchen’s the fastest player on the team, and the best contact hitter, so why not
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
pretty equal in terms of obp, and mccutchen has considerably more power. doesn’t make sense in terms of vroom, but the stats support it
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
I would prefer a strikeout here
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
no swing thru stuff.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The yard still looks very wet.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
FINISH HIM!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Finish Him, Matt
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
the f was that?
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Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
That'll get him thinking
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow, a lot of empty seats.
STRIKES, MATT.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
reminds me of timmy the other day
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Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Yikes
Pretty pathetic showing at the park tonight. Where is everyone?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Fuck
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
Oh pooh
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
PANIC TRADE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CAN WE GET KEVIN FRANDSEN FOR HIM DO YOU THINK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Some maple bats if we’re lucky.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Cain
With Zitolike control.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Fuck, Jones.
:(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
now we just gotta score two
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Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
win the inning?
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CANE 4 FELDER NAO
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when you see a big ol member
you must doumit
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
Matt needs to calm down.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Urgh.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
trade cain to toronto for lewis
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Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Lot of pitches, Matt
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
No problem.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I wonder if
Lastings Milledge is pleased with his Lil Weezy appearance these days.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
CAIN & ZITO SWITCHED BODIES IN FREAKY FRIDAY TYPE ACCIDENT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Serious question
Why is Cain so good?
He doesn’t have the best comand.
He doesn’t throw super hard.
What is it about his pitches that makes him so hard to hit?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
:-(
Oh Cain……….
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
finally
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Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you for swinging at the first pitch from a guy struggling to throw strikes, Clement.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Alright
Ground out to Ah-Ribe.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
This thread feels like it’s bad luck………..
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I blame Jesus.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Leave my son out of this
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s ok, you get this one bad inning. Now be like Timmy and be unhittable the rest of the game. Then we will be cool.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hey it's only one run
Nothing serious for the Giants to overcome. Matt will settle down.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Yes
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You know that we are going against Paul Maholm right?
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RALLY BLACKBEARD

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
panda 3 run hr, ftw
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Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
This will be fine
With our new improved juggernaut offense, we can overcome this deficit with ease.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Rowand will
a.) ground weakly to short
b.) strike out badly on a slider
c.) something good
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
It’s the same lineup from last night
Kuip said, with surprise.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
more likely to get a hit tonight:
A) Andres Torres
B) Matt Cain
C) Jeremy Affeldt
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
Cain hasn’t learned how to win.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I thought he took classes on that in the off-season
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
C Grade AT BEST
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow this Ump has a small zone
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
To go with him being a tiny person.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Edgar's only hitting .440
sob
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
down 200 points
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL bunt.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don't swing at that, Edgar
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I am forever annoyed
that Paul pronounces his last name “Muh-HALL-um”…should be “MAY-holm” or “Muh-HOLM”.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
EAT YOUR DAMN SPAM
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Crashing back to Earth.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Burning on re-entry
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Flew too close to the sun.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
7 pitches
Ok Panda..TAKE the first pitch. No matter what. Just take it.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
The start was awesome
But now I am feeling like he will never get a hit again.
Six great games does not outweigh an entire crappy year
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
This is all because I said I liked him now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Grumble

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not a truly crappy career
Just the portion as a Giant
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
That’s why I said crappy year.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Bah.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
crepe
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Dammit. So it’s gonna be like that, I guess.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
annnnnnd 1, 2, 3, hey this is the same story i saw last year
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Inning lost
Bip is not happy.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
10 pitches
Does this team really take more pitches now?
Other than Huff, I mean.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
damn, we lost this inning
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maybe bam bam was eating a sammich during the first inning
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Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOL – I MISS THE 2009 GIANTS WHEN I DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE GONNA WIN EVERY NIGHT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I wish I’d deleted that comment. And the “NY Giants Win!” macro.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Cain: 25
Maholm: 10
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
/Shift-A
I feel like crashing a Mychael Urban in-game chat.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Hasn’t started. Plus I can’t think of anything creative.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
start asking for advanced statistics for random players. ie brock bond’s major-league adjusted VORP
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
or ridiculous splits. Andres Torres’ rbi’s in night games played on thursdays with a full moon
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
I actually think Bochy keeps those stats on a folder on his desk where he can easily grab them.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What is the man doesn’t have kids? Inferring that no kids = failure.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Matt, WTF?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jesus christ, Matt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I feel gyp'd
The Urban chat was supposed to start at 730, but it hasn’t.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
You are doing a good job. Keep up the good work.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Are those just supposed to be positive euphemisms?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Whew
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hehe
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
The Sandoval Shuffle
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
If you are looking for the Warriors game against the Utah Jazz, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What’s wrong with you? GO WARRIORS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I can guarantee that no one is looking for the Warrior game
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
S T F D
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STFD LOOKING
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD opposing pitcher
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Poll Question
C.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
E
Amy G gets blown out of the ballpark
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Natto, K pic?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Traded away for Cash considerations or a PTBNL
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That means it sucks.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Better inning, but still room for improvement.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why is Matt Cain wearing last year’s Sue Burns patch?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Guess the ump is forcing the players to swing the bat, or just take walks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
WE ARE DOOMED
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hopefully Cain has settled down now
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Anyone seen Chelsea Cainer?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Imagine Uribe on the ice.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS PITCHER IS CURRENTLY THROWING A NO HITTER!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wipe that smile off
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
Manually refresh your gameday thread, guys.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That may have been the quickest delete I have ever seen here. Way to go Mods
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No one wears Bonds’ jersey anymore, amirite
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 13, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Didn’t Maholm own us last year?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FSN Pittsburgh feed
just showed his CG SHO from 2007…against Cain.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
You know what, just don’t post gross shit, all right? Come on, guys.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Seriously.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally horrible marketing campaign

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OBP!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DeRosa is the fucking man
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
great AB
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Good thousand pitch AB D-ROW
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LOL fixing stupid mistake.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Since 1978
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
DeROBP
sa
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
And crappy fielding
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[INSERT NICKNAME HERE]!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i thought of this a while ago, but it doesn’t work unless he have a brain also
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
6th walk for DeRosa.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Nice AB
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Communist
<img src="http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/news/gallery/2007/nov/08/internationalnews1/GD5239555@A-Communist-party-sup-1176.jpg"/>
Bread, peace and DINGERZ!
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Try again, chief.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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che guevara tank

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH-
Oh, carry on.
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DeBlooma is still on DeRosa
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Why does Huff get to hit against lefties?
Nobody to replace him?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
He was OBP 1.000 last night against a starting lefty.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
But why'd he get that opportunity?
and Bowker doesn’t
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Cause Bowker is not in a Platoon. Duh.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
rally wacky races
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Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously awesome show.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bengie was alright last night…….
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Rally Guy Failing to kiss his girl

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
THOSE STUCK UP K.C. GIRLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bengie
I approve of this AB…way to make him throw pitches
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
"Good crowd tonight."-Kruk
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HEY MONEY
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LOL HITTING THAT PITCH.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I honestly thought he wouldn't make it to second.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Big Money!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The Money lies in them thunder thighs!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Bengie Strokin'
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Money, money, money, money, money, MUNY, MUNY-MUNY!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
If you happen To be rich
And you find you are
Left by your lover,
Though you moan and you groan
Quite a lot,
You can take it On the chin,
Call a cab, And begin
To recover
On your fourteen-Carat yacht.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
YES!
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And Molina……just now making it to second
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HOW
did Molina turn that into a double?!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
MONEY!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
We want some Jazz Hands!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
pablo taught him how to hit that one, not hensley
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
MLB wanted to speed up the game so they got him a rascal.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
(insert 22gigantes furiously masturbates comment)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
read his positivity!
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
(insert 22gigantes
Definitely not what she said.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
CUZ HE'S FAT LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Doesn’t Uribe know that the money lies in the RBIs?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOLRIBE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nice power Bengie
Also LOL Doumit. You gotta catch that pop up.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Waste
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
WOW that was a terrible swing.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Damn. Booribe!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
ALL IN FAVOR OF A MATT CAIN GRAND SLAM, PLEASE SAY
anything.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
i smell cleverness of a different language
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course that would happen the day after I pick up Uribe.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
k so i came back from making my girl some dinner and my thread is loaded with horrible pictures. are those a reference to something?
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
Hit refresh, quickly
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn
UribK
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
poke into right
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
Torres K?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
Pirates more afraid of Cain at the plate than Torres.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DISRESPECT!! TORRES WILL MAKE THEM PAY!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Anyone read Xanthan’s post about Scott and his hacktastic ways with sliders?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
er, blog
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck you ump!
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck call was that?
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FSN PIT guys jinxed by saying
the light-hitting Cain is on deck.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
If he makes it to the plate.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dammit Uribe!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Expected…. CAIN GRAND SLAM!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Looks a bit like Rags
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres is a genius
He swing in order to make the pitcher throw more pitches to walk him
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
TorresOBP
Though it wasn’t really unintentional. Let’s go Cainer.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
C’mon Cain. Learn how to win.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gonna hafta help yourself Matty
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Here's where we see if Cain has learned how to win
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
WALK IN A RUN CAINER!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
If Cain doesn't strike now
he doesn’t really want a “W”
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
I’ll take a walk too.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lezzz gooooo cainer
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
If Cain gets a hit here
I will ask my wife to put on the dress from last night
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
DAMN YOU CAIN!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
TRADE 4 FIELDER RIGHT NOW!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Wait, what the fuck just happened?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, that was CRAPPY
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Well, that half inning happened
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
WHY DO ALL THESE UMPS SUCK?
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
He wants to
But doesn’t know how to
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Damn
Kainer
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe ruined the inning
Xanathan was wrong after all
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
that inning sucked
at least he threw a ton of pitches
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Quiet you.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I could have swore that actually hit Cain.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It did, off his leg.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Still strike 3, though
(I am sure you know that)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
was eli batting?
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
A
WTF Alex smith
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Uh, yeah
And he asked about the Sharks
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Booooooooooooooooooooo
“Alex from San Diego”
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
alex smith
thinks it’s “kruk and kruip”
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ALEX SMITH
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
That was no fucking swing.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whoops
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/13/1420141/open-gameday-thread-2
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/not an alex smith fan
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
GRR NOW I AM ANGRY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, Fuck
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 8:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Pac Yllar!
Let’s go, score a few more runs please
I've seen bums cry, bums scream, and bums squeal. I once saw a bum try to steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum!
Molina walk
*Breaking NEWS!
Posey is brought back up with his new skill of hacking at each pitch. Molina released and signed by the Yankees. He goes on to have a 100 hr season.
Come On JB!
Nice rip, just a few more feet to the left please!
I've seen bums cry, bums scream, and bums squeal. I once saw a bum try to steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum!
If Not For Matt's Sake...
Do it for Romo. His sruff looked nasty tonight.
I've seen bums cry, bums scream, and bums squeal. I once saw a bum try to steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum!
Sruff?
Get it going Edgar!
I've seen bums cry, bums scream, and bums squeal. I once saw a bum try to steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum!
Shit! I jinxed Edgar
By switching to the new thread. Alright, no problem.
I've seen bums cry, bums scream, and bums squeal. I once saw a bum try to steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum!
Pac Yllar!
Crap! I screwed the pooch big time there. Come on fellas, pick me up!
I've seen bums cry, bums scream, and bums squeal. I once saw a bum try to steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum!

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