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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Matt Cain 0-0 1 1 0 0 0 0 6.2 6 4 3 0 0 5 4.05 .90


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Paul Maholm 0-1 1 1 0 0 0 0 6.0 6 4 4 1 2 3 6.00 1.33

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Giants lead the series 1-0

Mon 04/12 WP: Barry Zito (2 - 0)
LP: Brian Burres (0 - 1)
9 - 3 win

Pittsburgh Pirates
@ San Francisco Giants

Tuesday, Apr 13, 2010, 7:15 PM PDT
AT&T Park

Paul Maholm vs Matt Cain

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 55.

 

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Cain 4 Fielder!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINDOW!

LOL NO IMAGE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t stop watching this Allen Iverson thing on espn, hence not listening to pregame… DAMN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone watching the Toronto No Hitter? Everyone’s favorite Catcher they would like to feed into a thresher just faked getting hit by a pitch.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Well so much for that.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

JINX!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t care cause it wasn’t my team

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Toronto, I just got my one of packets for one of the games were going to.

 Usually I don’t have complaints about Canadians but start rant….. They need to drag their butts into the 21st century. Only two seats in both games had electronic ticketing available. EVERYTHING ELSE is done by FedEx unbelievable. So I have to pay $20 extra per game to the actual tickets FedEx’d to me. I work graveyard, so just as the bed is at the perfect temperature and I’ve slept 1/2 hour the FedEx guy is knocking on my door for my signature. Rant Over

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup again

CF Rowand
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
C Molina
2B Uribe
RF Torres
P Cain

LOL Bowker

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RIP John Bowker.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Apr 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Nate Schierholtz

by DimaK on Apr 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right, he’s so damn toolsy.

—He’s got an amazing limp swing, no power
—He’s very patient, doesn’t swing at balls out of the zone
—He’s fast, but a lousy base stealer
—He’s got a cannon, but is a very overrated fielder
—He’s got a great personality too

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s totally not a platoon

by NateEveryday on Apr 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it’s not Velez

by speckops on Apr 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not a platoon

its just bowker does not bat against the lefties

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said it before

Torres should be playing CF and batting 1st let Nate/Bowker play RF.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS and trade Rowand or something

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand for Bradley would've been nice

attitude be damned

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand for Zamboni!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/owner of Zamboni forces the Giants to eat half of Rowands contract

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as we don’t have to pay for it. Shred the paper and put it in one of Money’s daily sandwiches.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daily? I think it'
one of Money’s daily hourly sandwiches

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line fail

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skate on the field day!

they don’t need it at the embarcadero anymore

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only Bochy had an IQ greater than 7 he would come to a similar conclusion

Alas, the only thought he EVER has is “Bork”.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Pokemonz

CAIN, I CHOOSE YOU!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

i have both Maholm and Cain

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Pirate I got is McCutchen.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just got offered, McCutchen, Adrian Gonzalez, Kelly Johnson, and Frankie Morales for Teixiera, Kinsler and Valverde… debating if i should take it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to have A Gon as one of my pokemonz, but I would not put any Rockies on my team. On principle.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

see? now that’s what i don’t want to do, for the sake of being a giants fan, but it’s fantasy, 50 bucks too

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is why I don’t play Fantasy. Too many moral decisions.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

agreed

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Kinsler on the DL? McCutchen has been underwhelming for me, it’s still early in the season and I expect big things from him. He also is one of like the 2 SB threats I have.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinsler is on the DL now… i have Papelbon as my other closer… so yea, i’d say it’s an OK deal

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m in the LA area and don’t have direct TV/MLB TV is there any way I can watch the game? I get tired of following on gameday.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

wwwDOT atdhe DOTcom

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does the Dept of Transportation have to do with this?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Segregation in the Giants Locker Room! Per Baggs:

Zito’s locker used to be on the far wall with Barry Bonds, who was replaced by Tim Lincecum. Now Brian Wilson is in Zito’s old spot and the left-hander is in the space formerly occupied by Rich Aurilia.

It’s no coincidence.

"Richie meant a lot to me, personally," Zito said. "It’s nice to carry on his legacy."

"A change of scenery is always good," Zito added. "I’m down here with the vets – Rowand, Huff, DeRosa, and Cain, who is veteran-minded. We’ve got the kids over there and the vets over here."

Also, apparently Zito is 2-0 for only the second time in his CAREER.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum is on the other end

playin’ the hippity hop, music, walkin on zito’s lawn

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw i juuuust made it, they were closing up when i got there

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

still haven’t picked my brother up from golf
he’ll call during the first pitch

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

water is wet

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blockquoting fail.

Supposed to go to “…vets over here.”

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

PREDICTION?

CAIN!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

more like Kain!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

how the hell did they win 88 last year?!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially playing the way they did. Here are the only answers I could come up with: Timmy, Cain, Bullpen, Pablo.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

them’s good answers

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

no Bork love?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, in fact I am sure there were at least 4 games where Bork’s management directly led to losses.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

conversely, what about his contribution to wins?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Managers should not contribute directly to either, they should just make the decisions that do not hinder their players or teams.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is oversimplified, imo

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I did oversimplify it, but it’s what I believe in a nut shell.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was one

Renteria shouldn’t have been playing, everyone freaked out with “WHY IS RENTERIA!!!” and he ended up hitting a homerun to win it. That is the only one that he won. And it was completely accidental.

by Kestrel76 on Apr 13, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were a lot last year that Renteria shouldn’t have been playing.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR DOUBLE SWITCHES

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets suck.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Water is wet

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is slightly smarter than a hammer

But now two hammers together

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not two hammer, rather than now two hammers

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

all is right in the world

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.theonion.com/articles/struggling-mets-combine-to-form-carlos-voltron,2563/

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE HERE!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Water is Wet!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this when matt cain finally learns how to win?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Subject

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

im sure it was epic

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a pic that came from McCoveyChronicles

It said Matt Cain: When a winner is disguised as a loser

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clicks subject

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s hoping we win, and I will not be pissed off about it like I was last Giants victory where Cain started.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

pizza sure sounds good tonight

AMIRITE?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Pizza always sounds good.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

pizza is ALWAYS good

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every night.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your right

Pizza always sounds good. Mexican food sounds good tonight too.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I could only find good mex…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll think I will have Mexican food tomorrow for lunch.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could drive 12 miles for good mex; is it worth it?

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Los Panchos, San Ramon

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

TO PARTY!

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO SLEEP TILL

/oh.

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU FINISH YOUR CHORES

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Caesars was good today… 5 bucks? CHEAP AS HELL

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuk, that’s not pizza

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a reason.

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by can of corn on Apr 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

little caesars… It’s people!!!

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you’re in college you have to do it

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU

Try grad school.

by speckops on Apr 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Meat Trio pizza.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

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by can of corn on Apr 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

$10 for papa johns

twice as good for still pretty cheap

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by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a fan of Papa Johns…. i’ll stick with Little Caesars or just make my own

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papa Johns has mediocre pizza

but I really like the Garlic butter sauce they make. That makes it tolerable to eat the crusts

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

they got garlic butter at larosas here in town… but ewww, butter

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well its really the garlic flavor

but yeah that Garlic butter is definitely not healthy (as opposed to other things on Pizza which are the picture of healthy living)

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

$10 for Domino’s, which surprisingly doesn’t suck like it used to. The crust is kinda tasty.

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by can of corn on Apr 13, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Domino’s, Little Caesar, Papa Johns? you guys are killing this post….. and my appetite for pizza

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

Pie is ALWAYS a good thing.

/starts cake vs. pie WW3

by speckops on Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

cake > pie

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HOW DARE YOU

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Neutral Party

Pie won that tournament thingy. Sorry.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

When has there ever been a wrong time for pizza?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe when your arteries are clogged beyond repair

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 hours after open heart surgery to clear out an aortic valve?

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm getting some Taco Bell in about 10 minutes.

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have a friend who is basically trying to kill himself by eating volcano nachos for every meal

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 13, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he shouldn’t have long too wait.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nor those around him

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

pad kee mao

left over thai noodles here

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by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight I had Home-BBQ'd sausage

It was amazing.

TWSS as you please

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIZZA DELFINA FTW!

Tonight I have poached salmon, green beans, and Rice-a-Roni. Sauce: Hollandaise.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

delfina…now yer talkin’

I thought you lived in Sacto?

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I visit SF pretty regularly.

I wouldn’t know where to get a decent pizza in this town. I know of one place that might be good, but the one time I went was with philistines and they demanded the pie be smothered in every ingredient imaginable.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

my fav in the city is Tommaso’s

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been there, too.

Never had the pizza.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

papa murphys

i could eat that all day

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 13, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Orioles Fans

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SUBJECT LINE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1 for speed up.

/yakkity sax.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still awesome

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll never be a superstar, you are supposed to catch that with your penis

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE PROBLEM

not a big fan, but I’m starting to think that the Giants should keep him over either Torres or Shierhotlz (however the hell you spell that)….

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather they got rid of Velez

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/haters

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh?

I think Lewis and Nate are basically interchangable

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred > Nate

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, fred seems to produce offensively off the bench

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/6/29/929393/fred-lewis-vs-nate-schierholtz

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by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That thread was made when Fred was in the middle of a horrendous slump and Nate was hitting like .320

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The points still apply

Nate is a better defender, had better minor league numbers, and is 3 years younger.

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by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Fred still has the superior major league performance and superior on-base skills.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thinking

Lewis=Above Average Offensively & Average defensively

Nate= Very good defensively & Very bad defensively

Personally I’d prefer Fred but I think they are similar. FWIW I think Fred has starter upside whereas Nate is only a 4th OF

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think very bad offensively is a bit harsh for Nate, but yeah.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hard in Nate’s camp, but when you have a job handed to you on a silver platter and fail, that does not bode well, ie, Todd Linden et al.

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's pretty bad

and liable to get worse as he gets more ABs. Swings at everything, doesn’t walk, and below average contact skills = shit.

by superk1ng on Apr 13, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sure are convinced that Nate is very bad defensively

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Offensively!

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, when did that happen? Defense was the reason he had the inside track.

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that was a typo

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Typo

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A Message from the girls of SNSD

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell

is Gian Gots?

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Giant Goats?

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shall marry them all.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save Jessica for me please

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice 1

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who are they?

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Bballpitcher2’s future wives

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

polygamy rules!

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello Jaymee Sire

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

She is infinitely preferable to Amy G.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

to kill time before the game, I am watching Blade.

Some mother fuckers are always trying to ice skate up hill.

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by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...

until we get that zamboni for rowand…

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian "The Blade" Burres?

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Thanks, Bochy
The key to our success will be putting runs on the board consistently.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Genius!

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

O RLY?

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charles Barkley on TNT:

“We got baseball comin’ up Sunday on TNT or, as we like to call it, The American League East Channel!” (First of all, Chuck always uses an exclamation point…)

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Charles Barkley:
I’m a dumbass.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the American League East thing was pretty funny.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDDxh3iyy9s

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats turrrable

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great point, Charles

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is the WIN NOW picture?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been busy.

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You need to put in shirtless shortshops before Edgar’s bat gets cold!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Apr 13, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thank you.

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Sabes twirling a cane?

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear God no.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

its cool

just curious

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cainer time!

I can’t wait.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PLATOON

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bowker

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Urban predicting Fred Lewis will be traded before the weekend and for not that much because his value is so low right now. After pointing out that he is killing the ball in his rehab starts.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch as they trade him for bullpen depth.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hank Schulman says : It's on, Urban
I predict F. Lewis will be with the Giants this weekend. I’m hearing little or no interest in the trade market.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free Fred Lewis!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred lewis on the curb with the sign: “Free fred lewis, to a nice home”

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRED!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would there be interest in a player when you know he will just be DFA’d because his management are doofuses. (Doofi?)

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

R. Davis, K. Correia

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

iirc they were non tendered, not DFA

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rajai was DFA’d. Correia was non tendered.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 13, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davis was DFA’d 17 ABs into the season if memory serves.

by speckops on Apr 13, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

17 REALLY BAD ABs, so the Giants had time to make a complete evaluation.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much lost both because of failed roster management

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitter, pitcher.

We do seem to be able to judge pitchers. Hitters, not so much. Case in point, R Davis, F. Lewis, B. Molina, A. Huff, F. Sanchez.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I first read that as “Hitler, pitcher.”

The former is quite easy to judge.

by speckops on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban is an idiot...

and almost always wrong. If Mychael is saying he’s going to be traded, I’d look for him in a Giants uniform soon.

I mean, a few minutes earlier Urban was attributing Pablo’s success so far this season to better plate discipline. Has he even been watching the games?

by nofreetime on Apr 13, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like Buster Olney; if you prognosticate enough, something is bound to stick.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science, etc.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Babe Ruth hadn’t been platooned, he woulda hit, like, 1500 dingerz!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork is right

Bonds couldn’t hit a lefty once.

by waffles on Apr 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesse Orosco?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic number: 153

LOL dbacks

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 13, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Kennedy.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

154

Magic # is 163 – (your wins + "their losses)

..Just saying.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

we won 6. dbacks/rox lost 3.

162 – (6 + 3) = 153

amirite?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Huff whining

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

About his triple being a triple and not a HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? What’d he say? That ball was smoked.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, he wasn’t really whining, but he was like, “It’s a HR in any other park, blah blah blah”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same old shit then

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think triples are pretty cool.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

triples are teh awesome!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want him to hit a dinger. GET OFF YOUR ASS, HUFF.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

old man Huff

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speeding baseball up

How about we cut the commercials in half. That will save 20 minutes a game, right?

Oh, but we can’t do that. We need the commercials.

What a joke.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Have 3 pitchers pitching at the same time

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 3 different batters at once.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some one talked about this today. Cut the commercial time to a minute and half and the games won’t be as long.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ever notice how fast the mid-week day games go?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO!

It appears the Fred Lewis has invaded a GDT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PTBNL or cash, you mean?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Tiki Barber.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no no no no

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Awesome Mays Giants of the Game story

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Mays hits four home runs and no one is at home plate to congratulate him.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Luck Matt Cain Bobblehead

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT!

Looks like Bobby Hill hahaha

by waffles on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs a more prominent brow

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs insurance runs.

by speckops on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY I HAVE ONE!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did that guy just say FP has a “wealth of knowledge”?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, then said something about the internet.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spare change.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a nutshell

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FB Orangelo

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN NOW!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone think Schierholtz has any value? I’d like to see them trade Nate, and give Lewis the 4th OF spot. He’s got more tools.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

science

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude I never noticed that he was wearing that lol.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

How blown is your mind right now on a scale of 1 to 10?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes the Giants will read that they are 6-1 and start to coast for the rest of the season.

WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE JACKASSES?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Off the streets?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, there’s that.

Nice sig too

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

dude you should see a therapist about your drawings…..

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN IZ GOOD


Cain- “Yeah see this jerk he beat me out for two cy youngs these past few years, you know who is going to win it this year? ME!! MATT CAIN!”

by waffles on Apr 13, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain discussing the hyperbole in Gone with the Wind, while Timmy takes a nap.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at Lincecum’s hair.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Best shape of his life!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now dammit, Bobby!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That boy aint right.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's deep.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

meta

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That will do for now.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm, I hope we don’t get snowed out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see a sailboat

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RON WASHINGTON!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DOING LINES

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC’D

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-1 will feel awfully nice

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, she said “mumble mumble kff, spllbb”

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

48 page plan? Can be sent to my phone? No thanks, Meg.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

“I’m not telling you my political affiliation because you won’t vote for me if I do” Whitman

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I need to be the gov so I can protect my portfolio investments in California”

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol nice! my uncle was like, hey you should buy some of these california bonds. i was like, fuck that! :(

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone gonna monitor Urban’s live chat?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL NAW

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we have more hits here

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s hard enough to monitor this chat here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure someone will.

I suspect it will be something like:

I’m glad Molina is back, do you think he can keep up this pace all year?

MU: Shluooooourrp

Bochy and Sabean seem to be a winning combo, do you think we will extend them?

MU: Shllooouuurrrrrp!

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s that?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G

/mutes TV

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

nostalgiologist!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is she supposed to do or say to make you like her more

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up, make me a sandwich?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i’ll agree… but boy people are picky here, Basically MCC in a nutshell, Suckit: Urban, Damon Bruce, Ratto, kawakami, Amy G, Schulman… LoveMeSome: Kruk/Kuip, Jon, Flem, Baggs

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

People are picky.

It’s the human condition.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Damon was that bad.

He did exactly what he was supposed to do as a night sports talk host. He wasn’t a Giants fan and never claimed to be. What more could you expect from him? Especially after replacing such a good host.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, he wasnt a giants fan, and really just was non bias about the giants

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really mind Schulman other than that one crappy Fred column

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s peoples opinion… i don’t really mind any of them, and actually ENJOY reading what Ratto, Kawakami, and all them have to say

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ratto is hit or miss, he tries too hard to be funny and “edgy” sometimes. Kawakami is terrible.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

like i said some people just don’t have that sense of humor… i do, hence sometimes i find his article somewhat funny, so i don’t mind

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is

Sports journalism is the only part of journalism where the same people doing the reporting are the ones doing the editorial shit as well.

There’s a reason news and editorial should be separated.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, it used to be that Schulman did the beat writing and Ratto/Ostler/Knapp/Shea/Jenkins et al did all the opinion pieces, but I think they’ve cut back on the opinion writers’ hours or something because it seems like Schulman is doing more and more opinion stuff (and on the blog as well.)

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda like Urban for his open Zito-love.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Apr 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do: take off her clothes

Say: free blowjobs at 3rd and King.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s positive. Not very euphemistic, though.

by Evan on Apr 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do: Free the puppies
Say: I need an oral protein injection

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be more informed, don’t stumble on your own words, and don’t hug Giants players.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

just saying what difference does it make…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really have a problem with all sideline reporters. It’s not rally just Amy G. I find all of them worthless and don’t really care about in-game reports.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I think sideline reporters are absolutely worthless. And Amy G. is a particularly bad one. That said, some of the criticism of Amy G. makes me uncomfortable at times.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the alternatives that Amy G could do make me uncomfortable at times.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, i don’t care much about them at all, screw em, they’re pointless, not Amy G’s fault, you’d take the same position if it were offered

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I wouldn't

I know I would be terrible on TV.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

all you do is research shit about players and report it… it’s pointless, and she does her job, that’s all you can ask for

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same for me, sidelines reporters are useless. Raj M. is not any better than Amy G.

by nofreetime on Apr 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glen Kuiper was actually fairly good at it. Every other person who’s done it for the Giants has been awful.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… what about football? i think they’re pretty useful

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

More useful than baseball but still a distraction at best.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

they give good sideline reports as to what’s going on with injuries, get coaches thoughts from the sidelines

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The coaches never say anything but clichés and injury news could just be reported by the announcers themselves.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh, it’s at least better than baseball

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, i know! :)

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must. Pause, Between. Every. Word.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Barry

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is beginning to remind me of “I miss Jerry.”

It is a void that will never be filled. There was only one.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

we could use that bonds fellow

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know, did he really do much for the Giants?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITO?

He pitched yesterday, man!

by waffles on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Serious, everyone hated that Bonds guy in SF. Look at all them booing his accomplishment. PROOF IS RIGHT THERE!

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

It’s still 755
/ bans himself!

by waffles on Apr 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking Chop's got your back

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

imagine if luck would have had this club plus bonds in his prime

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

….and we had drafted Pujols.

…and

…and

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Mets can’t do anything right.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else on MLB.tv

They’re showing some random ass shit right now

Random zooming in to bases, panda dancing, roller coasters, all with no audio

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah. I’ve got commercial break in progress. False hopes!

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too, now

But before. Twas weird.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the Giants of 2009

It was fun watching games that I was unsure of us winning it or not, but now we are up a run we win automatically. GTFO GIANTS of 2010!

by waffles on Apr 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are you doing this

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really miss the ’09 Giants.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You

Quiet

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure you can be making this statement only 7 games into the 2010 season. Things can change in a hurry and that 2009 team you are pining for could be right around the corner.

by nofreetime on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this isn't the pose of his eventual statue outside AT&T park

I will be pissed.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “I’m not retired” pose is up there as well IMO.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Apr 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if they include the catcher.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be pissed if the statue is outside the park.

It should be near the Coke bottle in left field. There is room up on the platform where the slides are. The other players who have statues never played in the park, thus being outside of the park. Bonds did, therefore his statue should be inside the park.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, It should be somewhere where it will be seen on TV all the time to remind the Bonds hating media and the rest of MLB to go fuck themselves, and that he will never be forgotten in San Francisco.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASEBALL! NOW!

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i cant wait to use this later

Photobucket

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That looks horrible.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks rotten

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mold much?

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i assumed it was wasabi or bamboo

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bread daPan

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here

Not up yet, but it will be soon.

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Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

rowand at leadoff is depressing.

by Ltisme on Apr 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

If you were Pirates manager, would you switch Iwamura and McCutchen? Right now Iwamura is 1 and McCutchen is 2.

I think I would.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

iwamura is a gamer

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes please.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

nice!

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Subject

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

Who is the Plate Umpire? They look really tiny.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HP: Ed Hickox
1B: Fieldin Culbreth
2B: Marty Foster
3B: Gary Cederstrom

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone chat with urban and tell him something negative

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Lastings Milledge

Stupid name is stupid.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh okay.

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

perfect for the pirates…Last-ings

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCutchen is damn good

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Still not a name.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw Strikes, [Giants Pitcher]!

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Matt.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Matt

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Raw bone and strong.

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Just Raw Bone and Strong!

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

that wasnt close

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it was a strike

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by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

that throw was terrible.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon MIller sez...

“Matt Cain does not have his best fastball yet.”

by Kestrel76 on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bengie

Not even close.

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

partially cains fault

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

that one might not have been bengie’s fault

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCutchen = Vroom, but with talent and ability.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, this.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

acceptable vroom confidence

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCutchen = i wanna get that i wanna get that i wanna get that

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ Sexy 'do

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I so thought that Uribe was going muff that one.

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by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Matty

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit that was a strike!

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn’t McCutchen leadoff?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing. I would swap him and Iwamura.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCutchen’s the fastest player on the team, and the best contact hitter, so why not

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty equal in terms of obp, and mccutchen has considerably more power. doesn’t make sense in terms of vroom, but the stats support it

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

because the pitcher is batting 8th. duh!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because everybody needs an azn at leadoff. Like Ichiro.

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would prefer a strikeout here

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by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

no swing thru stuff.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The yard still looks very wet.

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I just did.

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him, Matt

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

UR DOIN IT WRONG

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by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

the f was that?

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

CHILL OUT MATT

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That'll get him thinking

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by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt seems kind of wild so far

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, a lot of empty seats.

STRIKES, MATT.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

reminds me of timmy the other day

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes

Pretty pathetic showing at the park tonight. Where is everyone?

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by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, the upper deck is empty. But I feel like April games against crappy teams are usually poorly attended

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at a Pirates game. Attendance last night was ~20,000.

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by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

At McCovey Chronicles?

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain

:-(

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh pooh

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by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

bleh

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PANIC TRADE!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN WE GET KEVIN FRANDSEN FOR HIM DO YOU THINK

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some maple bats if we’re lucky.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANKS GARRET JONES!!! POKEMONZ FOR MY BENCH, and damn you Cain my pokemonz don’t need that shit

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain

With Zitolike control.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s insulting to the zit

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, Jones.
:(

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

now we just gotta score two

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

win the inning?

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, subject line

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CANE 4 FELDER NAO

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PANIC

Cain for PTBNL

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt needs to calm down.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

trade cain to toronto for lewis

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, dammit.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes Matty

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Matt!

Come on settle down.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Cain isn’t looking sharp AT ALL

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES PLEASE

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Lot of pitches, Matt

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

No problem.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if

Lastings Milledge is pleased with his Lil Weezy appearance these days.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN & ZITO SWITCHED BODIES IN FREAKY FRIDAY TYPE ACCIDENT!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Serious question

Why is Cain so good?

He doesn’t have the best comand.
He doesn’t throw super hard.

What is it about his pitches that makes him so hard to hit?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s that they are so straight, it is hard to line them up.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s almost like he’s just struggling to put the ball over the plate

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

:-(

Oh Cain……….

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck man

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

finally

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS?

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for swinging at the first pitch from a guy struggling to throw strikes, Clement.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

Ground out to Ah-Ribe.

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by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread feels like it’s bad luck………..

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Jesus.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave my son out of this

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ok, you get this one bad inning. Now be like Timmy and be unhittable the rest of the game. Then we will be cool.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

hey it's only one run

Nothing serious for the Giants to overcome. Matt will settle down.

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by RDreamer on Apr 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

last year no one would’ve said nothing serious.

by Hamed on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know that we are going against Paul Maholm right?

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

That would be a fair point. Except that he has a 2.89 ERA in 6 starts against us.

by Kestrel76 on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that was without D-ROW and HUFF!

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY BLACKBEARD

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That cad.

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon and too late

I already posted Blackbeard dead

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we all will be drinking rum tonight, eh?

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

panda 3 run hr, ftw

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This will be fine

With our new improved juggernaut offense, we can overcome this deficit with ease.

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand will

a.) ground weakly to short
b.) strike out badly on a slider
c.) something good

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

a

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

c

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

d.) POOP

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

D

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the same lineup from last night

Kuip said, with surprise.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

more likely to get a hit tonight:

A) Andres Torres
B) Matt Cain
C) Jeremy Affeldt

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

D) Fred Lewis

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain

Getting hit so hard

by bombs on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

E.) YOU!

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

B

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Damn

Cain hasn’t learned how to win.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I thought he took classes on that in the off-season

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

C Grade AT BEST

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wow this Ump has a small zone

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

To go with him being a tiny person.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is not very tall

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

miracle of miracles!

by Ltisme on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, at least he hit it well.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it was hit into the outfield.

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar's only hitting .440

sob

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by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

down 200 points

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL bunt.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

somewhere, rich aurilia is smiling

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiny zone for tiny ump?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enricco Pallazzo

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't swing at that, Edgar

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I am forever annoyed

that Paul pronounces his last name “Muh-HALL-um”…should be “MAY-holm” or “Muh-HOLM”.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Mahalo

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAT YOUR DAMN SPAM

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crashing back to Earth.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Burning on re-entry

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flew too close to the sun.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFUUUU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

no one thinks edgar is going to pull the ball

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

7 pitches

Ok Panda..TAKE the first pitch. No matter what. Just take it.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON PANDA

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent Watch

0-for-11

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

come on panda

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The start was awesome

But now I am feeling like he will never get a hit again.

Six great games does not outweigh an entire crappy year

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This is all because I said I liked him now.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grumble

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a truly crappy career

Just the portion as a Giant

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s why I said crappy year.

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by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad they gave Matt time to catch his breath

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

crepe

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

crud

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Dammit. So it’s gonna be like that, I guess.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

10 pitches. I know its only 1 inning but I’m getting flashbacks to last year.

by Kestrel76 on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

We got no hit by Hudson through like 5 innings, look how that turned out.

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

You, sir , are correct. And Kenshin did have 60 pitchers through 6 innings too.

by Kestrel76 on Apr 13, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mm, more pitchers than your roster has room more.

by speckops on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

annnnnnd 1, 2, 3, hey this is the same story i saw last year

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly like last year

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inning lost

Bip is not happy.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

10 pitches

Does this team really take more pitches now?

Other than Huff, I mean.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, we lost this inning

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe bam bam was eating a sammich during the first inning

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

a multilingual sandwich

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – I MISS THE 2009 GIANTS WHEN I DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE GONNA WIN EVERY NIGHT!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish I’d deleted that comment. And the “NY Giants Win!” macro.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s still time!

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has them back now

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t miss the 2009 Giants.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain: 25
Maholm: 10

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HIGHER NUMBER WE’RE BETTER!!!

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/Shift-A

I feel like crashing a Mychael Urban in-game chat.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Go for it

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t started. Plus I can’t think of anything creative.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

start asking for advanced statistics for random players. ie brock bond’s major-league adjusted VORP

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

or ridiculous splits. Andres Torres’ rbi’s in night games played on thursdays with a full moon

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think Bochy keeps those stats on a folder on his desk where he can easily grab them.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the man doesn’t have kids? Inferring that no kids = failure.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt, WTF?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ, Matt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey mom, you need to get to the park and talk with your boy.

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel gyp'd

The Urban chat was supposed to start at 730, but it hasn’t.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

You are doing a good job. Keep up the good work.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are those just supposed to be positive euphemisms?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Panda!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

hehe

Photobucket

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The Sandoval Shuffle

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: OMG CHRIS COUGLAN WITH THE PLAY OF THE NIGHT

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If you are looking for the Warriors game against the Utah Jazz, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s wrong with you? GO WARRIORS

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually pissed off i can’t watch the dubs game… kinda want to watch Stephen play

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Masses Desire 3 Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, POPS.

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can guarantee that no one is looking for the Warrior game

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH

HIM

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn ump that was a fucking strike.

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LOOKING

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD opposing pitcher

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Poll Question

C.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

E

Amy G gets blown out of the ballpark

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Natto, K pic?

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow that was a good pitch… jeeze

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Traded away for Cash considerations or a PTBNL

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means it sucks.

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that inning, Matt.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Better inning, but still room for improvement.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

too late, should’ve happened in the first

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Matt Cain wearing last year’s Sue Burns patch?

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

First love never dies

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER FORGET

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 13, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess the ump is forcing the players to swing the bat, or just take walks

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WE ARE DOOMED

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Cain has settled down now

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Anyone seen Chelsea Cainer?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine Uribe on the ice.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS PITCHER IS CURRENTLY THROWING A NO HITTER!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

wipe that smile off

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This comment

is to scroll that picture up off my screen. That is all.

by DividedByZero on Apr 13, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Manually refresh your gameday thread, guys.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

by sfoakbay on Apr 13, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering what was up.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looked a little low

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That may have been the quickest delete I have ever seen here. Way to go Mods

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No one wears Bonds’ jersey anymore, amirite

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 13, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the quick deletion, whoever did that

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Get on DeR

my new rally gimmick is waiting

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t Maholm own us last year?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FSN Pittsburgh feed

just showed his CG SHO from 2007…against Cain.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what, just don’t post gross shit, all right? Come on, guys.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THEN DONT WATCH THE GAME!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Post funny pictures ;-)

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good at bat by Derosa here

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally horrible marketing campaign

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, pretty shitty.

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa is the fucking man

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

great AB

Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thousand pitch AB D-ROW

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL fixing stupid mistake.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Since 1978

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeROBP

sa

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Baserunner, NERDS.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And crappy fielding

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

[INSERT NICKNAME HERE]!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought of this a while ago, but it doesn’t work unless he have a brain also

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

6th walk for DeRosa.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice AB

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 13, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY SOMEONE ON BASE!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Communist

<img src="http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/news/gallery/2007/nov/08/internationalnews1/GD5239555@A-Communist-party-sup-1176.jpg"/>

Bread, peace and DINGERZ!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Try again, chief.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

che guevara tank

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worked in the preview yesterday

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf that pitch was high?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH-

Oh, carry on.

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeBlooma is still on DeRosa

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does Huff get to hit against lefties?

Nobody to replace him?

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by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He was OBP 1.000 last night against a starting lefty.

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But why'd he get that opportunity?

and Bowker doesn’t

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by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Huff is a vet damnit!

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause Bowker is not in a Platoon. Duh.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally wacky races

Photobucket

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously awesome show.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, have you watched it lately?

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie was alright last night…….

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is just alright with me…

by Merope on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez guys I’m disappointed, here it is the 2nd inning and there’s only one GDT?

by Merope on Apr 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Guy Failing to kiss his girl

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

THOSE STUCK UP K.C. GIRLS

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No orange and black friday night? WHYYYYYY???? COME ON GIANTS FANS, show up to LA

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY CAT FOUND

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie

I approve of this AB…way to make him throw pitches

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

"Good crowd tonight."-Kruk

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

“Good” crowd = 20,000
“Nice” crowd = 30,000?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY MONEY

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HITTING THAT PITCH.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly thought he wouldn't make it to second.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE YA GO MONEY, now someone GET A FUCKING BASE HIT, RISP

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Money!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The Money lies in them thunder thighs!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY MONEY

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Strokin'

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

molina…JUST NOW GETTING INTO SECOND

by sfoakbay on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

made me snicker

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money, money, money, money, money, MUNY, MUNY-MUNY!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

If you happen To be rich
And you find you are
Left by your lover,
Though you moan and you groan
Quite a lot,
You can take it On the chin,
Call a cab, And begin
To recover
On your fourteen-Carat yacht.

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

*twitch*

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Single Double off the wall?

by TGOH on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip

Molina…just now getting into second.

by Into the Void on Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

And Molina……just now making it to second

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Pirates forgot who was running, they may have had a play on him at second.

by nofreetime on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW

did Molina turn that into a double?!

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Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy cast haste on him.

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by iammclovin on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You can’t hug the guy, he’s so big!”

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

All you need is a fly ball Juan, COME ON

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We want some Jazz Hands!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo taught him how to hit that one, not hensley

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

When did Bengie make it into second base?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He'll be there soon. Within the month.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB wanted to speed up the game so they got him a rascal.

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by deadmeat27 on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

(insert 22gigantes furiously masturbates comment)

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

read his positivity!

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Yahoo FFL champ 2009
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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

(insert 22gigantes

Definitely not what she said.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR LOSIN ME!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUZ HE'S FAT LOL

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey

for bullpen depth.

by D4P on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t Uribe know that the money lies in the RBIs?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re going to forever make fun of Jeff Kent for that aren’t we?

by Mdizzle138 on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRIBE

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice power Bengie

Also LOL Doumit. You gotta catch that pop up.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Why did he swing at that?

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Waste

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Now it’s all up to Matt

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK URIBE… damn, now Cains gonna hit

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW that was a terrible swing.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Booribe!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

cualquier cosa

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by iammclovin on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i smell cleverness of a different language

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ughhh…put the F’in ball in play!

by nofreetime on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course that would happen the day after I pick up Uribe.

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina's AB was muy biengie!

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by Goofus on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol, they are pitching to Torres!

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

k so i came back from making my girl some dinner and my thread is loaded with horrible pictures. are those a reference to something?

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit refresh, quickly

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

UribK

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

poke into right

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Yahoo FFL champ 2009
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best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres K?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Pirates more afraid of Cain at the plate than Torres.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

DISRESPECT!! TORRES WILL MAKE THEM PAY!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather face Torres than Cain.

by nofreetime on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone read Xanthan’s post about Scott and his hacktastic ways with sliders?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

er, blog

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

shameless plug is shameless

by sfoakbay on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

mods

xanthan sockpuppet

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you ump!

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Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpire sucks out loud

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck call was that?

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FSN PIT guys jinxed by saying

the light-hitting Cain is on deck.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If he makes it to the plate.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres does not want to walk

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the color guy just corrected himself after checking to see that Cain has 4 lifetime HR’s

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Huff headbop

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Expected…. CAIN GRAND SLAM!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

or a base hit

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk with me Andres.

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Communist

Bread Peace And DINGERZ!

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks a bit like Rags

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is a genius

He swing in order to make the pitcher throw more pitches to walk him

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by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Took him 7 instead of 4 pitches, good job A-TOR!

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

TorresOBP

Though it wasn’t really unintentional. Let’s go Cainer.

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

C’mon Cain. Learn how to win.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonna hafta help yourself Matty

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by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just a bases loaded home stand.

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's where we see if Cain has learned how to win

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK IN A RUN CAINER!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If Cain doesn't strike now

he doesn’t really want a “W”

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

LOL Rasheed Wallace

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take a walk too.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lezzz gooooo cainer

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Just swung at ball 2

by nofreetime on Apr 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was a nice pitch…

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If Cain gets a hit here

I will ask my wife to put on the dress from last night

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU CAIN!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

(breathes sigh of relief)

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

;_;

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRADE 4 FIELDER RIGHT NOW!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAAAAAAAAAAT

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by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

To the dolt who was missing the 2009 Giants — this inning was for you!

by nofreetime on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, what the fuck just happened?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was CRAPPY

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by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THAT

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOO

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that half inning happened

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Got to be kidding me… thought that was a foul ball…

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DO ALL THESE UMPS SUCK?

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by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, did I miss something? Is it the playoffs?

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Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT? FUCKSHIT

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

crud

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He wants to

But doesn’t know how to

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Damn

Kainer

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

dammit

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe ruined the inning

Xanathan was wrong after all

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by tobias on Apr 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

that inning sucked

at least he threw a ton of pitches

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I could have swore that actually hit Cain.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

It did, off his leg.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It did but he didn’t go around. These umps are shitheads.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still strike 3, though

(I am sure you know that)

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

was eli batting?

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

A

WTF Alex smith

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, yeah

And he asked about the Sharks

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by thehavenot on Apr 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booooooooooooooooooooo

“Alex from San Diego”

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by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

alex smith

thinks it’s “kruk and kruip”

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ALEX SMITH

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That was no fucking swing.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/13/1420141/open-gameday-thread-2

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

hahah

what about advice for himself

by Leniz on Apr 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/not an alex smith fan

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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GRR NOW I AM ANGRY

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Fuck

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 8:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

wtf cain

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 13, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT JOE STALEY

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Pac Yllar!

Let’s go, score a few more runs please

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by Doctor Crybums on Apr 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina walk

*Breaking NEWS!
Posey is brought back up with his new skill of hacking at each pitch. Molina released and signed by the Yankees. He goes on to have a 100 hr season.

by waffles on Apr 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Come On JB!

Nice rip, just a few more feet to the left please!

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by Doctor Crybums on Apr 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If Not For Matt's Sake...

Do it for Romo. His sruff looked nasty tonight.

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by Doctor Crybums on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sruff?

Get it going Edgar!

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by Doctor Crybums on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit! I jinxed Edgar

By switching to the new thread. Alright, no problem.

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by Doctor Crybums on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Pac Yllar!

Crap! I screwed the pooch big time there. Come on fellas, pick me up!

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by Doctor Crybums on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

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