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Post-Game Recap: Giants keep rolling

Aubrey Huff might not be as slow as I thought, but danged if he doesn't look as if he's going to lose control of his bowels and crumple into a heap after running about 270 feet.

The Yankees can keep all of those fleeting moments of transient glory they call "championships." Those things don't last. If the Yankees really wanted to make their mark on the game, they'd sprinkle fringe swingmen and fifth starters across both leagues. Brian Burres, Carlos Villanueva, Pat Misch, Clay Hensley, Matt Palmer...and that's not even getting into the fringe bullpen arms, a dozen of whom are in Toronto's bullpen right now.

That's how you make a difference. You can keep your championships, New York. The Giants are going to put their stamp on the league for a lot longer. They're kind of like this guy, but impregnating the league with fringe arms instead.

Ahem.

Star-divide

The Giants won again, but I'm not sure how they did it. Which isn't to say that they eked out a win -- they just scored nine runs quietly, if that's possible. They walked, they hit singles, they hit doubles, there was a home run...it was as if they were an actual major league offense. It was just so danged efficient.

Fun facts: Did you know that this was the first time that Bengie Molina has reached base five times in the same game as a Giant? Hard to believe, but it's true. Good game, Bengie.

Other fun fact: Last year, Juan Uribe didn't get his fourth walk of the year until June 7th. It's just a wee bit early, but there's a chance that Hensley Meulens is, in fact, made of magic. The Giants should ink him to a ten-year deal, just in case.

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Thank God for the Post-Game thread

My computer couldn’t handle the other thread any longer.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/drops 12 gifs with no subject line

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic number: 154

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 12, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Together with the Giants.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I started making a Post-Game thread and I was totally going to use that picture.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Sedin twins

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

IIRC

He did donate to Bush/Cheney in 04, according to FEC records.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

keepin’ away teh gay

by sfoakbay on Apr 12, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

might have more to do with tax rates.

ask Charles Barkley

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Eyre-Style

http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/presidential-quoteables-featuring-scott-eyre/

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what’s he doing with Brian Wilson?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

conservatives hate gays. Science

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And loves our Soldiers.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, so graham, of those 3700 comments, you didn’t post one comment… roll call? for the hell of it?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I did. I commented that there were 3700 comments. But no I had volleyball and im swamped with homework.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes, then, yea, not worth commenting at all, don’t worry about it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I missed a week of school for vacation

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t there, like, spring break for that?

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 12, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got to go to South America

/jealous

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 week vacation. I week of spring break and one week of school.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see.

Where in South America? I went to Dhaka over winter break.

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chile and Argentina

In Chile: Santiago, Torres del Paine, Valparaiso and Punto Arenas

In Argentina: Buenos Aires, Ushaia, El Calafate

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s worth a week of extra homework, methinks.

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 12, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what i would think, mine was in panama city

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy died?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, but i heard about that!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank Bonds for Hensley Meulens.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Does that mean the home run record (both lifetime and single season) are held by Barry God?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem*

Your Welcome

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

*You’re Welcome

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, Zito is really beautiful

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how he's

keeping his pitching arm warm.

by D4P on Apr 12, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

this was before the big contract

now he poses in front of old ass BMW’s

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you all for thinking of me after the hotdog thing in the last thread.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito and "The Soup's" Joel McHale...separated at birth?

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 13, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's also on Community

fantastic show

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Been trying hard to warm up to it, but it only manages the occasional smirkworthiness.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel another Community vs Parks & Rec debate starting...

But I think Community is a very good show. I LOL in every episode.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you were to tell me that Community and Parks and Rec would be better than The Office and 30 Rock this year I would have told you that the Giants would start 6-1 and average 6ish runs a game.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never seen 30 Rock

though I heard it used to be good. But yeah the Office is having a down year.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

True fact: 95% of shows start declining by the 4th season.

The Office is no exception.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is another reason why the Wire is better than all creation.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 13, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never saw The Wire. The only exception I can think of is Seinfeld.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Simpsons started nearing its peak around the 4th season.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if you recast this rule as “Every good show only has at best 4 peak seasons” it works better.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that makes it pretty much 100% true.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Simpsons was top-notch amazing for a long, long time. At least 6-7 years.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 13, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite, you.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think seasons 4 through 8 are clearly better than every thing else.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what would have happened if AD had stayed on.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like CSI was great in my opinion with Grissom (william Peterson) and Warrick, but then they lost both of them, and it really hasn’t been the same, although i still like it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never liked CSI.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAAATTTT??????

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow… i mean, i’ve always liked it, Bruckeimer is pretty damn good with the show in my opinion, but i guess some people just never follow it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen several episodes and… meh.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got tired of it before Grissom left

The formula got worn out, and there weren’t any characters interesting enough to make up for it.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither have I. I only like making fun of CSI: Miami.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about CSI: Bayonne?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, because it was never good.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 13, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

30 Rock has still been solid this year. But The Office is terrible now. I love Community and I haven’t started Parks & Rec, but so many people have said it’s great that I’m thinking about it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, what the hell happened to The Office… that’s terrible what happened, everything kinda just dropped off a few seasons ago, ever since Pam and Jim started getting it on

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve avoided the new seasons of The Office and House.

Man, remember when House was a good show? That was awesome. Now it’s a soap opera with Huge Laurie in it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now it’s a soap opera with Huge Laurie in it.

I’d still watch it.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s still the best actor on television.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still love the office though, i’ll always watch it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

House was great the first season, still solid the second and third and then it lost track somewhere after that :( I do feel like most shows really can’t sustain greatness for a long time though, especially if they’re formulaic like House and not quite an outright procedural

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched one or two episodes of Parks & Rec last year, and I wasn’t a big fan. But this year it’s been hilarious.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 13, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think 30 Rock and The Office are good this year. P&R and Community are just killing it though.

If you haven’t started P&R just go to the second season.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Office is past its peak

But I still find it funnier than either Community or P&R. I only started watching 30 Rock this season but it’s also funnier than either of those two.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the Giants have a team IsoD of about .082 versus about .052 last year. And that’s before tonight’s game – SSS, but impressive.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Best team in baseball, imo

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait to hear what BTBS has to say about us this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were ranked highly on their recent list, and I think it was JinAZ who said something to the effect of “SEE GIANTS FANS WE’RE NOT BIASED WE LURV YEW!”

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 12, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

+9 in the ranks? I’ll take it. And speak of the devil, we’re behind… the Phils, the Yanks, and the Twins.

Guess we’ll have to keep on winnin’ in order to show BBTN the error of their AL East nuthugging ways.

by L-Nova on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found it

Here you go

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this will work

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Innings are for Bitches!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has looked pretty decent. Way better than Garko looked, though I concede limited playing time. I’m still pissed off about that time he cut off Nate’s throw…

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

O-Swing% down

from 31% in 2009 to 27.2% in 2010.

by D4P on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quota!
Last year, Juan Uribe didn’t get his fourth walk of the year until June 7th.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa!

Bam Bam is the man.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this maybe, but also a more comfortable and balanced looking lineup means the guys don’t have to feel like they have to press as much

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Averaging about 5.5 runs a game!

by DAngel.995 on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

sustainaballz

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Gyros only scored 657 runs last year…good for 13th in the NL

by DAngel.995 on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie = Best Catcher in SF History

It’s all about the RIBEYES.

/santiago and manwaring cry.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 12, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Buster

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait to see Posey obliterate that number.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want

to bear Molina’s children

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you have wide hips.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You know what they say

Slow on the bases, fast in the sack?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

KNOW IT ALLS!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

MDIZZLE!! BOOYA!!! WITH AUTHORITY!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2010 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

SF: 1st in NL West.

I love hearing this. Can it stay this way until September, please?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean october.....

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot they played into October this season. Whoops.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well technically it would be till April, since those would be the standings until next season started

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s just never stop saying it.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS ONLY ONE OCTOBER

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm reserving judgement.

I wanna see how the club does against, say, the Phillies and Cardinals.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

We didn’t get their best showing. McCann didn’t play one game and Chipper didn’t play at all. Missed out on Hanson. I’ll be more comfortable making a call after facing them at their best.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though the way pieces keep falling off of Chipper, he may just be done. Hard to say.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They got Sanchie and Wellemeyer.

by toofruss on Apr 13, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Welly

I am the adopted son of Willie...Willie McCovey.

by velvadp on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I’m fine with playing the Pirates and Astros all year long.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A win is a win is a win!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

we all put on our pants one leg at a time

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

those of us who wear pants

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

touche

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which, where’s howie?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no pants island

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean pen island?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Apr 12, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best site ever.

I swear that it almost got me banned in a couple of chats. Until they figured out the spacing.

by L-Nova on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just capes.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s just that some of us make gold records when we do

by aug_21_2003 on Apr 12, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are going to be great games.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE STOLED WAINWRONG"S CY

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to ruin our fun.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna see the Giants keep pounding these weak teams

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have to win the games you’re supposed to win.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta win the ones your supposed..something the Warriors and Sharks can’t do

by DAngel.995 on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

jinx on old sports logic.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m all for it. Certainly kicked the snot out of the Astros. But it’s looking that like that’s going to be a league wide affair.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR LOSIN ME ALEX LEWIS

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes we will continue in just this fashion throughout the season!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

/sarcasm

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

am i to understand that bengie molina took a walk?

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

she couldn’t get it out of her throat.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

At least, that’s what they all told me…

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it and I’m not sure.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to convince my wife that the dress fueled the Giants Victory

and therefore she should wear it around the house. Every day.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

PICS OR DIDNT HAPPEN

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

check a couple of threads ago

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posting pics of your wife fueled the victory and therefore you should do it more. Every day.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 13, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Must me a revealing dress

…if you’re trying to get her to wear it again…or even noticed it

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 13, 2010 6:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

must me indeed

It’s really not particularly revealing, she just put it on in the middle of the game and asked me how it looked. All while the Giants are loading the bases but I couldn’t watch. Had to grab a camera to take multiple shots for her so she can judge how it’ll come out on film since she plans on wearing it to sister’s wedding.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

she can […] come […] on film

SICKO

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most people are certainly capable of it.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

…while some chose digital.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I came on my Flip HD, and now the stupid thing won’t work anymore.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t post that. PM me

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 13, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot to turn on silent mode, right?

Silent mode for recording in sensitive situations

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOD I LOVE MY WIFE

Talking about taking a vacation this year. Since my Sister and my Aunt are both currently at Boston and my mom is going there in May for a few months, we kicked around the idea of going to Boston for a couple of days then head up to Niagara Falls / Canada for a few days. Yes I know it’s just gravity bringing pressurized di-hydrogen oxygen to a lower position, creating kinetic energy. But Chics dig that mirite?


she then said : “Well, why don’t you check so you can plan it around the Red Sox home schedule and watch a game at Fenway Park?”

GOD BLESS HER.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cold hot dogs on white bread. Welcome to Fenway! (She does rock though.)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 13, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip is eating the microphone.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s seriously drunk

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s taking the drinking up a notch this season, it seems.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he flat out say he was drinking during a game a couple days ago?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that man.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still remember the game last year where they were talking about playing beer pong

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

 me too

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I could ever erase that from my mind.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's nothing.

Harry Caray used to drink while sleeping. He reasoned that it was the most efficient way to wake up drunk.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would you do that? Like, wouldn’t there be a drowning risk?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if you prop the bed at a 45 degree angle. Oh, the young have so much to learn.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Newsletter?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure the cirrhosis will drive up his health insurance rates, but you don’t fuck with a winning streak.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 12, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bam Bam!

Worked with Kuip in the offseason on his drinking approach. He’s more patient now, waits for a drink he wants to see, and then hammers it

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 13, 2010 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nom nom nom

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-1 feels great

Glad to see that the bats can come out against a AAA pitcher.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

the Big Fella is smiling down on us.

vs Houston no Fat Elvis
vs Atlanta no Larry Jones
vs Pittsburgh former Giants farmhand starts against us

by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where would the SF Giants be without Bemjamin Molina?

by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He came out of the gate really hot last year too. Hopefully Bochy will give him a little more time off this season and see if he can’t maintain.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude is Old

Hopefully Bochy will give him a little more time off this season

it is built into his contract

by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bemjamin

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is to be pronounced in Spanish Ben-ha-miean

by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is to be pronounced in Spanish: Mo-lean-na

by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muy Biengie!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 13, 2010 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mo-LEAN-na?

I don’t think so.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 13, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lost & Confused

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

  1. in the power rankings? 6-1 wow, when’s the last time this happened

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

2002

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap.

that’s the year the canceled the World Series. We don’t want that to happen again.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

which power rankings?

ESPN has us buried after Yankees, Sox, Twins and Phils

by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees, Sox, and Phils are referred to as “The ESPN Boner Teams”.

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

ESPN has us as #4

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not really buried, more like under the fresh manure

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we went 6-1 in 2003.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were 7-0 to start the 03 season

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we won 100 games that year!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking marlins

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NLDS has not been kind to us.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What has been?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

National league division series, the first round of the playoffs.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 12, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

What HAS been?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Misunderstood response is misunderstood

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, either way we were pretty OK, better than where we were these last few yearas

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL crazy George Washington University doctor. I fuckin hated it there

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You hated DC? Really?

by DFARowand on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just the school

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, on both counts!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 13, 2010 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I go to GW!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

what year?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me you live/have lived in Thurston

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t. I lived in HOVA, then the Schenley, and then I transferred.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 13, 2010 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOVA is a grad dorm now

Otherwise I would have tried to live there freshman year

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I skipped thurston, not my kind of place. I lived in Madison, Ivory, FSK, and next year I’m in the new dorm.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Current Junior

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow — Jon Miller’s NOoooOOoooOooo was awesome.

by Every6thDay on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TAP, TAP PLASTICS, THE FANTASTIC PLASTIC PLACE!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-t-t-t-tap…

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone ever seen Corona on tap? I dont think it exists.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 13, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

What Corona taps look like:

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear it's

Tap Plastics

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that fantastic plastics place

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ass Tapper 3000

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sean Connery?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tap Plastics!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really is fantastic

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Heart Facebook Moments

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i listened to Barry Melrose and learned that all Boston College needed to do was win the 3rd period to win the game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He subscribes to the Bip method of winning games.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yea, and i lost my fucking mind when he said that, i literally screamed to the tv “NO SHIT BIP ROBERTS YOU FREAKING IDIOT!”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

withclubsauce likes this.

by withclubsauce on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

But she did say CAPACITY to learn. He fulfilled his capacity to learn, but he didn’t learn anything because there wasn’t anything to learn.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 12, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

…he’s just getting a beej under the table

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 12, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmf rfffhmmhrm hrm hmmm sshrsrhshsslp

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Apr 12, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

For them or you?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

A loud guy in my section tonight looked JUST LIKE Buster Posey. It was uncanny

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

No but he was making fun of a fan that got hit in the head with a foul ball

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Body armor would be handy in that movie.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 12, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can be in two places at once

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then suddenly he was gone.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he have any fire-starting materials with him?

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM A FIRESTARTER!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy Kirby Puckett statue.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HE LOOKS PUMPED

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

disproportionate statue is disproportionate

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all fairness to the statue, Kirby was a pretty disproportionate guy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twins fan is not amused

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Kirby’s son… And knowing that, I kinda feel bad for posting this.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t seem to like it all to much

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

His head is huge.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS TEH ROIDZ!

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 12, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra Poundage

Did Urban really just said that?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I stop paying attention whenever I hear Urban’s voice.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

good plan

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

say what you want, anyone > radnich

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OY OY OY

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Tim McCarver?

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 12, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow

this is a very hard decision.

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chip Caray can go die. Both of the Braves announcers can go die, for that matter.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 12, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unpopular Opinion

I’m sorry but Uncle Gary haters have no game

I like sports!

by Giant Homer on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

White belt, white shoes and a checkered jacket from the 70’s for the win!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I stop listening as soon as he mentions his man-crush on Justin Timberlake

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never knew that. I never wanted to know that.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie stole Posey's magic tonight or what?
Fresno: C Buster Posey: 0 for 3, BB, SO

Maybe it was his replacement while he went to the G’g game?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey stole Martin Lawerence’s fat suit. That wasn’t really Molina tonight.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He, along with everyone else, loves Money.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I had no idea Brendan Donnelly was still alive.

I thought he was old in 2002. I swear the Pirates bullpen is just everyone else’s castoffs.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a scab, you know.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah. That way they don’t have to pay anyone significant monies, and if someone does well they can flip him for a prospect near the trade deadline. It’s a good plan for a rebuilding team; give has-beens and never-weres (boy, that’s a weird conjugation) playing time, and a few of ’em are bound to put up decent numbers that you can turn into a meh prospect from a contending team missing a piece.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 13, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Radnich

STOP. GO. AWAY. WE DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE PIRATES. THIS IS THE BAY AREA.

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Radnich + Urban= Worst Postgame Ever

why not get Richie and the dude from Sportsnet Central Reiss or whatever..that guy isn’t that great but at least he is professional.

by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone but Radnich

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G and Bip Roberts post game?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing but hugs and talk of winning innings!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t sit through that to get to the KNBR wrap.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHH

TOP STORY ON SPORTSCENTER!!! WE ARE RELEVANT!!!!

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

are you sure your not watching CSN still

i would have thought it would have been Twins- Sox

by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G!

unRadnichologist!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well someone at ESPN is getting fired.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck em

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peter Pascarelli?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s sorta insane, given that the Pirates are the Pirates, even if the Giants have started hot

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a 10 year

12 year deals are the trends nowadays.

by waffles on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Only for Whiskey

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, Fatz!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Folk from Talking Chop work for ESPN?

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 12, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo looks bigger than last year, actually

I mean, I don’t care, he’s still hitting like a monster, but it doesn’t look like Operation Panda is having lasting effects.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was counter productive.

They need to get him with the same people who worked with Ryan Howard a few years ago. He slimmed down and was less tired down the stretch.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be in Reno right now

But I never go to baseball practice so I’m on JV instead of varsity.

Give me something to put here and I'll put it.

by El Person on Apr 12, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

it was my first game of the year

and a fun one. Nice to see a win.

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 12, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Guys,

I could get used to this winning thing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

careful

don’t get too used to it

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude,

on pace.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreamy Eyes.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

said the scary man to the 9 year old boy

by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure lots of people said that to lots of people.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, come on. I wasn’t even picking on you today.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ever-famous failbeard

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 12, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey some of us are trying hard to cultivate a Dr. House / Indy level of follicular haggardness!

by grape on Apr 12, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That beard doesn’t have a tenth of the fail that mine currently flaunts

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My beard is somewhat less failey these days. The goatee closes on both sides now! Just ignore the neck and cheek patches, please.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not know, Com-er-ade.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants win

I don’t care that I could’ve finished this HW 15 minutes ago. The Post game thread is quite fun

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s pretty awesome…

by positiveuphemism on Apr 12, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wizard!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 12, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd always

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS RISING STAR NATE SCHIERHOLTZ!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss you, Nate.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUTURE CORNERSTONE EH-YOU... GENO VELEZ!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't a huge fan of Nate

but Velez/Torres should not be getting more PT than him

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Nate better start learning to swing right handed.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 12, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

although I think once Freddy Sanchez comes back* Velez will go down to AAA and Nate will get more PT

*Sanchez’s expected return date: TBD

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez should learn how to swing right handed too.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 13, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or, left handed.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

:/

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

what is Urban talking about on his twitter

someone shut this dude up fast….why is he hating on the best giants fan site?

by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

We may have kinda bombarded his live chats a couple times and made fun of him.

Maybe.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

still though…i don’t get why the media is always at odds with the most passionate fans while yet play to casual ones.

by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are more casual fans, usually. And it appears our sites particular grougthink is seen as more of the “lunatic fringe”. What will all our negativity and penis sucking.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i guess

but it just seems like they intentionally alienate those that actually care about the team especially Urban, Schulman, like 1/2 of the KNBR staff…

by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

To figure out why they do, you just need to listen to 85% of all the folks that call into KNBR to talk.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can't believe that one caller said

Once Freddy Sanchez comes back he should play 2nd and Uribe should play 3rd because Sandoval is an “error machine”

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval eats big macs and shits errors.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trips over second base staring at cake.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are guys who are paid to have other people listen to their opinions about sports. Places like this are cesspools of KNOWLEDGE and STATS and godless SABERMETRICS that would make their job easier if they read, but instead spend their time whipping up stories and making phone calls. They don’t like places like McC because we’re the people who can tell when they’re talking out of their asses.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 12, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chat right now, by the way.

:-)

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 13, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL oh Mychael, we aren’t the ones who are bitter, honey.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not even sure what he referring to, was it because we made fun of him for breaking the news like a day later then everyone else?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess? I think there were like three comments of that sort at most.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think he may be a reader of this site

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that sounded dumb,

What I mean is that he checks in pretty often, not just casual checking to see what we are saying every now and then. I think he is checking all threads and fanshots.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's hardcore

Man, I don’t even check all the threads and fanshots.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 12, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure you don’t.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't!

Thanks for curing my obsessive-compulsive need to not have any new unread posts, Niners Nation!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 12, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Name of Player] was traded to [Name of Team]

Why weren’t the Niners in on this!?!?

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although, I’ll admit that I wasted a lot of time at work today talking about Ben Roethlisberger over there.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt discussing the techniques you would have used in the bathroom.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

First of all, I would have been more up front about the choking.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I personally would have used chemicals that would have ensured her not remembering anything she did that night.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, we would have gone to the MEN’S bathroom. That was it would look like she assaulted me.

See, Ben, you have to think about the details.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would also spell the word “way” correctly. Probably.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those details are minor.

Ben focuses on that stuff and look at him.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, he’s a huge douche.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yeah, I cannot stand him.

WTF are you doing at a college bar? I don’t care if it’s your birthday and its near your home. Go to an actual club or build a bar in your basement, you make thousands of dollars a MINUTE. Stop being a little bitch and GROW THE FUCK UP.

/rant

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, you know, if you’ve already been accused of rape, DON’T BE A FUCKING STUPID SKEEZY DOUCHE.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grumble grumble. We should talk about something else.

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Bananas… are they safe?

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot Shots Part Deux was on today, and the scene where Ryan Stiles was fighting a terrorist over a banana and pretending it was a knife.

So silly but still classic.

I love me some bananas. Also I believe that is what she said.

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m the only one who actually remembers this commercial with Tyler Walker.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Stiles did a commercial with Tyler Walker?

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see that commercial.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever read a non-front page or howie-penned post on NN.

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to

Now I don’t.

My life has not been adversely affected.

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by groug on Apr 12, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

One might even say you are a better person for it.

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been rescuing a lot of puppies from burning buildings lately…

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by groug on Apr 12, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me. I never did thank you for saving my puppy.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you know, I was in the neighborhood.

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by groug on Apr 12, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now if only you would stop setting buildings on fire…

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a hobby!

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by groug on Apr 12, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The groug is in every thread and fanpost.

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure there wasn’t a Fanpost or Fanshot about it, so he must have actually read some of the threads.

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Or opened them up and CTRL+F’d “Urban”)

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also would not be the least bit surprised if he searches for his name on this site and others.

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he said Athletics Nation rips him too

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I remember him going on Twitter and talking some shit about them too.

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by djp4cal on Apr 12, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC he said something like

Who will be the first one from McCovey Chronicles or Athletics Nation to rip me first?

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

To which we responded:

DIBS

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s admitted that he searches for his name before:

When I really want to feel bad, I go to McCovey Chronicles and search my name. Good lord! Where’s the noose? And I thought AN was harsh!

http://twitter.com/MUrbanCSN/status/7799836170

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by SF Pete on Apr 13, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

22g!!!

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by goGSW24 on Apr 13, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I am

But I never discussed it with Mychael Urban.

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by groug on Apr 12, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

One parting shot to my McCovey Chron ultrahaters: How’d that Cust story shake out again? Good god, some of you are hilariously bitter. Uncle

What does this mean exactly? I have no idea.

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by djp4cal on Apr 12, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno,

BUT HE CRIED UNCLE, THAT MEANS WE WON, RIGHT?

DANCE!

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He said that Cust was going to report to AAA, Cust said he hadn’t made a decision yet, two or three people here said something like “LOL URBAN”.

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well obviously he was going to accept the assignment; otherwise, he won’t make his $2.65M. But I thought that he wasn’t going to clear waivers.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 13, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is saying that he was right about Cust accepting his AAA assignment

but IDK

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve kinda came to the realization that there’s almost always somebody here pissed off at someone, why the hell does it matter

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

kinda like

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

refresh my memory

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re prolly too young for 90210

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by ringleader3 on Apr 13, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah, not too young, just never really watched it

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a new one didn’t you hear!

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aww kid at the end shot himself (in the show) (accidentally)

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

ruined it!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is that guy? Doesn’t even look familiar.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

he was the annoying kid who killed himself.

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by DrStankus on Apr 13, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Related to anyone? He looks 14.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is always weird when the people they cast as high school freshman actually look 14. :)

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by DrStankus on Apr 13, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was David’s friend early on. I think they crashed Steve’s corvette or something in the pilot.

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by SF Pete on Apr 13, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first part sound familiar.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way before your time, I suppose.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it on reruns.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit!

Put a spoiler alert on these things.

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by DrStankus on Apr 13, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found that useing 30 year old actors as high school students funny.

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by SFGuy on Apr 13, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

* using

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by SFGuy on Apr 13, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had to watch whatever she wanted to watch…. I hate Glee! I don’t see its appeal at all.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto just said he’s had his mustache since birth.

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Walruses are born with those whiskers right?

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. And Jim Rome was born with a stick up his ass. They work well together.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 12, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAKE EM!

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by djp4cal on Apr 12, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

errrr

RACK EM

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by djp4cal on Apr 12, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't like Jim Rome?

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

who does?

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by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

He’s not that good as a sportscaster but he’s funny and has at least basic knowledge of sports

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man,

I cannot stand that guy. Here is a typical story from him:

Did you see [player’s name]? What is with this jerk? He couldn’t play [sport] correctly if his life depended on it. Hey, [player’s first name in a talking down manner]! Get a clue or get out of town! This is Jim Rome.

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell it’s not an act, either. He just makes his living off of being a prick.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 12, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And providing no evidence to back up his opinions.

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evi-wha?

Who needs evidence when you have EDGY JOURNALISM?!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 12, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO the difference is he's not reporting

He’s making jokes about sports and providing a little insight…but not much

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

I’ve seen that clip dozens of times, and never realized it was Jim Rome without that evil twin goatee of his.

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Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Barry got him good at the outset of a phone interview once. Barry said “I remember you when you were just a punk down in Monterey”. Rome didn’t react, he just let it slide.

by boogalou on Apr 14, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree about everything you say after “he’s not that good as a sportscaster”.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I like him because he's not a generic ESPN analyst

I actually find him funny but…now I feel like PiKA w/ Damon Bruce

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m willing to entertain your opinion, but ultimately I’m just going to agree with jponry here.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you think Ray Ratto said he’s had his mustache since birth?

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by groug on Apr 12, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Jponry say about Rome? (Besides that she doesn't like him, which I'm assuming)

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

douchenozzle

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, OK.

TBH I can see why people see him as a douchebag

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing about this is that I was using the “I agree with jponry” line long, long before it became cool a couple days ago.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I mean, how could you NOT agree with me?

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

JPONRY IS OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT NASHVILLE SKYLINE

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by groug on Apr 13, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

banned.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up, that album’s kickass.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it, but it is not one of Dylan’s 5 best albums. That’s just silly.

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by groug on Apr 13, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Total Douchebag. How he got his own show was mind boggling.

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

EPIC CALLS

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by djp4cal on Apr 13, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

His sentences are too short, and it bugs me.

“Tiger Woods. What’s up with this guy? Seriously. You are a professional golfer. Not an escort. Get it together. Stay faithful to your wife. Focus on golf. I am out.”

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

See my above Jim Rome Mad Lib

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by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

Be nice. I’ve heard him use commas and conjunctions before.

Like, twice.

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Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 13, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

the only reason i like Damon Bruce, Ray Ratto etc… is because they’re willing to write or talk about stuff that is off the wall and instead of just a recap of a game or some story about a player

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

subject line

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, i at least like to read what Ratto has to say, him or what Damon has to say, i don’t mind it… and i know nobody cares what i have to say since it’s already been said and done before

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one thing to talk about something different, it’s another to be arrogant and think you must be right and everyone else must be wrong.

As if that’s not bad enough, both are guilty of (and Kawakami is an even worse offender) writing and saying shit they know is wrong, but they just want to create a shitstorm so people will talk about it and get ratings.

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by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

people have different perceptions of arrogance, and we ourselves here are being equally arrogant saying this about his work as well… I honestly would get sick of the chronicle if it were without him, i can’t take all of the same shit about, oh the giants will come through, they’ll be good, i want diversity. And to be honest, i don’t care as much as everyone else here in that sense.

He’s done his job and he’s done it pretty damn well to have people here bitch about him, that’s the point

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

not trying to start anything, just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt here.

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Skip Bayless and Colin Cowherd belong here.

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by SFGuy on Apr 13, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing Bruce said that I agree with

was when he was talking about Zito being booed by the fans he said

If you pay me $126 Million you can follow me with a megaphone and say I suck

I agree with him about that

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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I wish he was here to read that because he seemed like he was feeling down during the GDT about his Bruce defense. Might have been the booze though.

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drink because I’m unhappy. I’m unhappy because I drink

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it's not working

Drinking is meant to eliminate feelings. If you feel feelings then you need another drink.

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't have to tell me twice!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 13, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll drink to that

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jackie Gleason

had a well known quote. “Most people don’t know why they drink. I do, I drink to get bagged”.

by boogalou on Apr 13, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 12, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want someone who is worse than any of these people (Ratto, Urban, Radnich, Rome) listen to Colin Cowherd on ESPN Radio. He is by far the worst media person except for perhaps Skip Bayless.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 13, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

that blondie with him has a nice figure

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

At first listen I would have agreed with you, however upon repeated listens I have come to rather appreciate his points. His style may be a little hard to tolerate, but I find myself agreeing with him more often than not. He makes a few points which I think are especially poignant:
-Rings don’t mean everything
-Why go to the games when you can watch from the comfort of your home in HD?

etc. He challenges conventional wisdom a lot of the time and cuts through the mindless caveman-speak that often dominates sports talk radio.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 13, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this. I dislike Cowherd’s style but, his substance is a little different from standard sportstalk

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am used to Cowherd

During my adolescence in the Portland area, Colin Cowherd was the ‘wacky sports guy’/Jim Rome wannabe on the local NBC affiliate. He was such an assclown, I was truly shocked to find he’d gotten a national gig on a network I used to respect- you know, when Dan Patrick worked there.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 about Skip Bayless he is the worst sports analyst ever

Also I can kind of tolerate Cowherd-he is ALOT better on sportsnation (although maybe that’s because he’s just background noise for Michelle Beadle). But on SN he even called himself “C-Man” LOL.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hank Schulman hates numbers

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?blogid=22&entry_id=60414

And wishes he was Andrew Baggerly

Proud adopted parent of Jackson Williams, performing a public service by forcing Buster Posey's move to 1B in 2012.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 13, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you angry, Butthead?

Yeah, I’m angry at numbers

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 13, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Conan is getting a new late night show on TBS. He’ll start at 11:00 and lead in to George Lopez’ show. At least he’s back on the air

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to see Conan live on May 6.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEALOUS!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 12, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You lucky son of a bitch.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m seeing him next Thursday.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard this like 12 hours ago

Who are you, Mycheal Urban?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BITTER

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously though, I’m beginning to feel bad for the guy

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause he picked a fight above his weight class?

Especially since he thought he was the heavy

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because everyone here rips on him so badly. There are tons of sports journalists (Damon Bruce, almost everyone at ESPN) who seem like jackasses and deserve it, but he isn’t really one of them.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

His lone earring contradicts your opinion.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we are sad that he seems like a really nice guy, but fails to be a great journalist or columnist.

by grape on Apr 12, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we need a front-page post on Urban

Explaining our complex thoughts.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward to not seeing that.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not do that

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Proud adopted parent of Jackson Williams, performing a public service by forcing Buster Posey's move to 1B in 2012.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...

by The Neuschler on Apr 13, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and the story was awesome. Originally he turned it down, because he did not want to bump back Lopez’s show, especially over circumstances of his split with NBC. It was not until Lopez called him personally to say he had no problem moving back and wanted Conan to take the job, that Conan accepted.

Conan O’Brien is an awesome man.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez has to think that the lead in will help him.

Fox really dithered around with their affliliates.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Conan will go to TBS now and get no ratings like when he was on the “Tonight Show.”

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling the new Death at a Funeral is going to suck basically a lot. And the first one wasn’t very good to begin with.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I wasn’t a big fan of the original either, and I’m not optimistic.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 12, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on the trailers, it looks like a scene for scene remake except with Tracy Morgan getting his hand shit on.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

almost the same exact script, apparently.

by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And some of the same actors.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

More than one?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 13, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, just one. DISREGARD PREVIOUS COMMENT

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of court dramas where the judge suddenly yells out “STRIKE IT FROM THE RECORD! THE JURY WILL FORGET EVERYTHING THEY HEARD IN THIS TESTIMONY!”

And then the jury is like lolokay.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's 3

UK 2007


BOLLYWOOD 2009


US 2010

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 4:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d watch the Bollywood one.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But nobody craps in anyone’s hand in that version.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the midget's not Gay

and apparently not even a midget, just a somewhat little person

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

UK one should have said directed by

the guy with his hand up Miss Piggy’s arse.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIRECTED BY YODA

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funeral A Death At

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hand full of poo is enough by itself to recommend the movie, no?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna wait till it hits video, then rent it. There is enough actors in it that I like to pique my interest.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much every black actor except Morgan Freeman and Will Smith is in that movie.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 13, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit, Reverend Book is in there.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Shepherd Book to you, sir.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 13, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit. It really has been a long time since I’ve watched.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

What, you don’t have a wife who rewatches the entire series + the movie at least once a year?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 13, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

The answer to the first six words of your question is “no”.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

But your answer to any other conceivable question would thus be “yes.” :(

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 13, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just a girl who can’t say no.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

First one was incredibly funny.

Si…
…mon

by positiveuphemism on Apr 12, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was extremely underwhelmed and I’m not ashamed to admit it.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Death at a Funeral has a single redeeming quality

And that is Peter Dinklage, who will be playing Tyrion Lannister in the HBO adaptation of Game of Thrones.

I’m still waiting for Casablanca, as re-imagined by Tyler Perry. When has someone so mediocre gotten so many shows/movies?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Tyler Perry isn’t involved with Death at a Funeral, but I agree with your sentiments of him.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that his live productions are frenetic and hugely entertaining, but that it gets lost in the movies. I can’t verify that, as I’ve seen none of the first and almost none of the second, but it’s what I’ve heard.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was great in Star Trek!

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Gonna miss my first entire game this season tomorrow.

But I get to see me some Spoon and Deerhunter, so it’s all good. Seems like only yesterday I was seeing them on their Kill the Moonlight tour. I’m getting too old for this shit.

By the by, if any MCCers have a spare ticket to Broken Social Scene, I’ll commit one light felony for it. Been trying to see those guys since ’02 and failed (mostly due to pre-med / med circumstances) four times already.

by grape on Apr 12, 2010 11:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

I ahven’t heard too much Deerhunter but Spoon is very good

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They put up a strong effort, in my eyes, to be deemed band of the ’00s. Unfortunate that my favorite release of theirs, Series of Sneaks, was released in 1998. I still gotta go with Do Make Say Think (yes, over Radiohead) for the most consistently solid band of last decade.

by grape on Apr 13, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft

Lateralus+10,000 Days beats anything anyone else has done. Even Spoon. And Spoon is awesome.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 13, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TOOL!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

This works as an exclamation and as an insult.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to doubt the merits of Tool, but my definition of a “best band of the decade” requires that the band / person had to have released more than 2 albums within that span.

Hence: LCD Soundsystem, Broken Social Scene, The Arcade Fire, The Avalanches, Sufjan don’t get considered, whereas Tom Waits, M. Ward, Outkast, Spoon, White Stripes, Destroyer, New Pornographers do (these were off the top of my head).

by grape on Apr 13, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best band of the decade

Opeth

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 13, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 14, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Stripes and Red Hot Chili Peppers deserve a mention

RHCP released Californication at the beginning of the decade (okay, technically 1999) and followed up with two more great albums.

White Stripes broke out in 2001 and followed up with 3 more great ones.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My pick might actually be Animal Collective, even though I didn’t like everything they released in the 00s. But they released a lot and they almost always did something interesting with it, even if it was terrible (Danse Manatee/Campfire Songs). And of course, they released some great stuff too (Spirit They’ve Gone, Sung Tongs, Feels, Strawberry Jam, MPP, Fall Be Kind, Panda’s Person Pitch). Ridiculously prolific and for the most part, fairly high quality.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caught Spoon on Letterman last night after the game. Seemed to have a weird 80s keyboard/electronics sound going on. Not sure if that’s their style, just the song they chose to play, or the “rock on TV” effect where it almost always sucks.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

They played Written in Reverse?

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Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not familiar with their catalog, but if you could venture a guess from my crappy description, youre probably correct.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 13, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's their current popular song

It’s good

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I'm out

See ya tomorrow

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

I really should go to bed, but I probably won’t.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I have class at 7:45 tomorrow so...

OK, now I’m really leaving

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am not too far from that either. Once the wife is finished watching DVR’d Dancing with the Stars

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Urban Update
@jdeaton3 Funny. Got an e-mail today saying I only say good things about the A’s. Can’t win. Sigh.

URBAN IS AN OCEAN OF SADNESS.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 12:03 AM PDT reply actions  

it's true that he is such an A's homer though

wrote a book about them, was their beat writer…is a personal friend of Zito, etc…

by kezargiants on Apr 13, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

that emailer is confusing Urban with FP

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Post-Game Recap

Jose Uribe also drove in a run for the Giants, while Sandoval scored on a wild pitch. Molina also reached base in all five plate appearances and has successfully reached six consecutive times.

Jose Uribe FTW!

by deuce deuce on Apr 13, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Just awesome.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The dead walk among us.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

IRL

I LOL’d.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 13, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was acting through his mundane intermediary, Jose.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis

is not the problem

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by merkin on Apr 13, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

BLASPHEMER!

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 13, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis is worth a fungo bat or two rosin bags

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This goes against everything I believe in

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 12:21 AM PDT reply actions  

We should go to bed.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Natto’s a sleep kicker.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants sure are rollin'

like unchewed food down Bengie’s belly!

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 13, 2010 12:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, bed time. Night all.

Remember when you go to sleep tonight, the Giants are 6-1

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2010 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Timmeh Snuggeh

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on Apr 13, 2010 12:46 AM PDT reply actions  

!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

His head looks oddly large in that image.

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.

by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will spread this like teh herps.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on Apr 13, 2010 12:46 AM PDT reply actions  

TWZS

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Walk's as Good as a Hit" - Gov't Meulens

Walkin’ to first is easier than runnin’
Kid, you’ll know what I mean someday.
Saves gas for doin’ first to third
like when Audrey goes a huffin’.
Ain’t Audrey, it’s Aubrey, nerd.
Speakin’ of Audrey,
here’s what Hank had to say:

“I went down to the bank this morning,
And the clerk, he said with a grin,
‘I feel so sorry for you, Hank,
but your wife’s done been in.’ "

Pa, is that why we’re at the game,
on our feet,
standing way out here?
You wanna get hit?
Hush up boy,
or you’ll be walking home.

"Was Meulens tut, das ist wohlgetan."
J. S. Bach, Giants fan

by pynchon59 on Apr 13, 2010 3:08 AM PDT reply actions  

3 A.M. gamewatch

Remember way back (last year) when our pitching was staked to an early two run lead y nada mas? (Hi Pops!)
This is a nice improvement.

For all the preseason conditioning we have some people seriously out of condition.
Huff wheezin’ like a bus stop in the dugout was alarming.
Then he triples – who didn’t think he’d have to be carted off?

Zito: “Don’t Forget To Wipe!”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2010 5:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Ja, Herr Doktor, me recalls only too well.
As you can see, since before spring training, I decided to hang all my mojo on Meulens.
Otherwise, I didn’t see enough change to really believe that this year would be much different than what’s gone before. So far, so good. No swings at blue lines veering off the screen on Gameday in the wee hours of night.

"Was Meulens tut, das ist wohlgetan."
J. S. Bach, Giants fan

by pynchon59 on Apr 13, 2010 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got your mojo workin'

Blue lines…that’s something I noticed the other day while trying to maintain audio feed – that there is a TON of info provided on Gameday!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2010 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, red, white and blue. the red and blue are on gameday. Heard some good things about the white being some sort of changeup

"Was Meulens tut, das ist wohlgetan."
J. S. Bach, Giants fan

by pynchon59 on Apr 13, 2010 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

MYCHAEL URBAN!!

Tell us about how angry Lincecum is!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2010 7:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Angry Timmy is angry.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 13, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was dubious of the decision at first

But setting the pitching order at Lincecum – Zito – Cain – Sanchez – Wellemeyer was actually a pretty good idea, IMO.

Why, you ask?

Because every 3 game series we play, we get either Lincecum or Cain at least once.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 7:42 AM PDT reply actions  

R/L/R/L/WELLEMEYER

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now, a Silly Sports Limerick inspired by last night's game...

Aubrey Huff ran the bases all night /
The Bucs game was surely a fright /
Zito’s pitching looked good /
(For all that money it should)/
Bengie Molina’s bomb was outta sight!

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 13, 2010 8:48 AM PDT reply actions  

last line doesn't scan

should be “Russell Martin can suck it tonight”

by nogooddeed on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

How bout

Giggity Giggity… aw right!

by kudo on Apr 13, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meulens for MVP!

I still can’t believe that I saw Bengie walk on 4 pitches.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 13, 2010 8:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe he walked at all.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Recycling from last year

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

huff

another word for OBP

guillermo mota: adopted for his veteran relieving savvy

by jobrien9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Man Rob Neyer slaming CSN

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/3162/a-small-crime-in-san-francisco

You see what I mean about the first list being so wildly off? Haller and Dietz were ignored completely, and the rules were different for Brenly and Molina; Brenly’s non-catcher RBI weren’t counted while Molina’s were. Frankly, this smacks of an over-eager PR guy looking to get something on TV. But it’s a funny thing these days … we can check. (Trust me, I’ve been nailed dozens of times over the years. Hundreds, maybe.)

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

TWHS

guillermo mota: adopted for his veteran relieving savvy

by jobrien9 on Apr 13, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait… What does he mean by Molina’s non-catcher RBIs?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Molina’s DH RBIs in interleague games?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

and pinch hit 3 run HR against AZ?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

what game was that again? that was toward the end of the year last year, right?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah last couple of weeks or so

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 13, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep… August 26th or something

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He brought it up on the Baseball Today podcast too.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Trust me, I’ve been nailed dozens of times over the years. Hundreds, maybe.)

Yeah, I doubt that.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 13, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Trust me, I’ve been nailed dozens of times over the years. Hundreds, maybe.)


Yeah, I doubt that. TWSS

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: for anyone that owns a mac… why is it that mlb.tv doesnt load at all on safari… it’s weird

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

It worked fine on my Mac when I used it last season

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea, same, it’s just happened this season a few times

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

new version of silverlight?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 13, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe… but who knows

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

people who try to update silverlight and then see if that works?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll do that, thanks for the heads up bud!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, give it a try at least, can’t hurt (they use silverlight, right? i don’t even know)

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would assume silverlight is the right one… but whatever, like you said, wouldn’t hurt

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the same issue on a fresh install of Windows 7 last night. Installed Flash Player, no problems after that.

by kudo on Apr 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet, then ring is right… gotta update my shit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT JUST WORKS!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had nightmares with my mac during spring training on mlb.com trying to get gameday audio. It was a nightmare. I tried Safari, Firefox, and Opera. Finally by the end, I could get on using Firefox, but they all had major problems.

< disclaimer > I’m no mac guru, so I know you iGeekz will snicker, but I still cannot believe that so many websites are so bad with macs (not apple’s fault I know, but sheesh…) < /disclaimer >

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you'd told me the Giants would start the season 6-1...

…I’d have said “well…anything can happen in seven games, I guess.”

But if you’d told me they’d do it averaging nearly 6 runs a game, I’d have asked for the name of your dealer.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 13, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to steal your snark but

it would actually be MORE unbelievable if they went 6-1 scoring fewer than 6 runs/game.

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Apr 13, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, not really

I would’ve had an easier time believing that Lincecum, Cain, Zito, and Sanchez had each thrown complete game shutouts for five 1-0 wins, and the offense somehow scratched out a 4-3 win in another game.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he was right

If you told me the giants would go 6-1, I would assume it was something like:
Lincecum, Giants 2, Astros 0
Zito, Giants 1, Astros 8
Cain, Giants 1, Astros 0
Sanchez, Giants 3, Braves 1
Wellenmeyer, Giants 3, Braves 2
Lincecum, Giants 1, Braves 0
Zito, Giants 4, Pirates 2

by kudo on Apr 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the hell did they win 88 last year?!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban Livechat going now

http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/urban_chat

My question: Will Freddy Sanchez have more weeks on the DL or home runs this year

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 13, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Will he see his shadow and spend six more weeks on the DL?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 13, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fractured shadow-out for the year
//5 yr extension

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 13, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re up!

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Apr 13, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit Kennedy.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 13, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that was a bad trade for the Dbacks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 13, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

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