Post-Game Recap: Giants keep rolling
The Yankees can keep all of those fleeting moments of transient glory they call "championships." Those things don't last. If the Yankees really wanted to make their mark on the game, they'd sprinkle fringe swingmen and fifth starters across both leagues. Brian Burres, Carlos Villanueva, Pat Misch, Clay Hensley, Matt Palmer...and that's not even getting into the fringe bullpen arms, a dozen of whom are in Toronto's bullpen right now.
That's how you make a difference. You can keep your championships, New York. The Giants are going to put their stamp on the league for a lot longer. They're kind of like this guy, but impregnating the league with fringe arms instead.
Ahem.
The Giants won again, but I'm not sure how they did it. Which isn't to say that they eked out a win -- they just scored nine runs quietly, if that's possible. They walked, they hit singles, they hit doubles, there was a home run...it was as if they were an actual major league offense. It was just so danged efficient.
Fun facts: Did you know that this was the first time that Bengie Molina has reached base five times in the same game as a Giant? Hard to believe, but it's true. Good game, Bengie.
Other fun fact: Last year, Juan Uribe didn't get his fourth walk of the year until June 7th. It's just a wee bit early, but there's a chance that Hensley Meulens is, in fact, made of magic. The Giants should ink him to a ten-year deal, just in case.
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Thank God for the Post-Game thread
My computer couldn’t handle the other thread any longer.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/drops 12 gifs with no subject line
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic number: 154
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Happy Together with the Giants.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I started making a Post-Game thread and I was totally going to use that picture.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sedin twins
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
IIRC
He did donate to Bush/Cheney in 04, according to FEC records.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
might have more to do with tax rates.
ask Charles Barkley
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Yeah
Eyre-Style
http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/presidential-quoteables-featuring-scott-eyre/
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
So what’s he doing with Brian Wilson?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
conservatives hate gays. Science
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, so graham, of those 3700 comments, you didn’t post one comment… roll call? for the hell of it?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well I did. I commented that there were 3700 comments. But no I had volleyball and im swamped with homework.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
yikes, then, yea, not worth commenting at all, don’t worry about it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah I missed a week of school for vacation
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
2 week vacation. I week of spring break and one week of school.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I see.
Where in South America? I went to Dhaka over winter break.
Give me something to put here and I'll put it.
Chile and Argentina
In Chile: Santiago, Torres del Paine, Valparaiso and Punto Arenas
In Argentina: Buenos Aires, Ushaia, El Calafate
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what i would think, mine was in panama city
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
were you there when the Notre Dame kid died?
by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Rudy died?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Thank Bonds for Hensley Meulens.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ahem*
Your Welcome
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
*You’re Welcome
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, Zito is really beautiful

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
this was before the big contract
now he poses in front of old ass BMW’s
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you all for thinking of me after the hotdog thing in the last thread.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito and "The Soup's" Joel McHale...separated at birth?

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Apr 13, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
He's also on Community
fantastic show
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Meh
Been trying hard to warm up to it, but it only manages the occasional smirkworthiness.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel another Community vs Parks & Rec debate starting...
But I think Community is a very good show. I LOL in every episode.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
If you were to tell me that Community and Parks and Rec would be better than The Office and 30 Rock this year I would have told you that the Giants would start 6-1 and average 6ish runs a game.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Apr 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never seen 30 Rock
though I heard it used to be good. But yeah the Office is having a down year.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
True fact: 95% of shows start declining by the 4th season.
The Office is no exception.
I was promised lasagna.
This is another reason why the Wire is better than all creation.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
The Simpsons started nearing its peak around the 4th season.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I think if you recast this rule as “Every good show only has at best 4 peak seasons” it works better.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
The Simpsons was top-notch amazing for a long, long time. At least 6-7 years.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yes
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I think seasons 4 through 8 are clearly better than every thing else.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Like CSI was great in my opinion with Grissom (william Peterson) and Warrick, but then they lost both of them, and it really hasn’t been the same, although i still like it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
wow… i mean, i’ve always liked it, Bruckeimer is pretty damn good with the show in my opinion, but i guess some people just never follow it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’ve seen several episodes and… meh.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I got tired of it before Grissom left
The formula got worn out, and there weren’t any characters interesting enough to make up for it.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
Neither have I. I only like making fun of CSI: Miami.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
What about CSI: Bayonne?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Nah.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Same.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
30 Rock has still been solid this year. But The Office is terrible now. I love Community and I haven’t started Parks & Rec, but so many people have said it’s great that I’m thinking about it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ve avoided the new seasons of The Office and House.
Man, remember when House was a good show? That was awesome. Now it’s a soap opera with Huge Laurie in it.
I was promised lasagna.
Now it’s a soap opera with Huge Laurie in it.
I’d still watch it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
House was great the first season, still solid the second and third and then it lost track somewhere after that :( I do feel like most shows really can’t sustain greatness for a long time though, especially if they’re formulaic like House and not quite an outright procedural
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I still think 30 Rock and The Office are good this year. P&R and Community are just killing it though.
If you haven’t started P&R just go to the second season.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Office is past its peak
But I still find it funnier than either Community or P&R. I only started watching 30 Rock this season but it’s also funnier than either of those two.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
Wow, the Giants have a team IsoD of about .082 versus about .052 last year. And that’s before tonight’s game – SSS, but impressive.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Best team in baseball, imo
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait to hear what BTBS has to say about us this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We were ranked highly on their recent list, and I think it was JinAZ who said something to the effect of “SEE GIANTS FANS WE’RE NOT BIASED WE LURV YEW!”
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Huff has looked pretty decent. Way better than Garko looked, though I concede limited playing time. I’m still pissed off about that time he cut off Nate’s throw…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
O-Swing% down
from 31% in 2009 to 27.2% in 2010.
Quota!
Last year, Juan Uribe didn’t get his fourth walk of the year until June 7th.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Whoa!
Bam Bam is the man.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bengie = Best Catcher in SF History
It’s all about the RIBEYES.
/santiago and manwaring cry.
Let's bring the...
LOL Buster
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I can’t wait to see Posey obliterate that number.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I want
to bear Molina’s children
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
I hope you have wide hips.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know what they say
Slow on the bases, fast in the sack?
Thing C
by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
KNOW IT ALLS!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
MDIZZLE!! BOOYA!!! WITH AUTHORITY!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2010 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions
SF: 1st in NL West.
I love hearing this. Can it stay this way until September, please?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
you mean october.....
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot they played into October this season. Whoops.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Well technically it would be till April, since those would be the standings until next season started
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Let’s just never stop saying it.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
I'm reserving judgement.
I wanna see how the club does against, say, the Phillies and Cardinals.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
We didn’t get their best showing. McCann didn’t play one game and Chipper didn’t play at all. Missed out on Hanson. I’ll be more comfortable making a call after facing them at their best.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Though the way pieces keep falling off of Chipper, he may just be done. Hard to say.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A win is a win is a win!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
those of us who wear pants
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which, where’s howie?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
no pants island
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You mean pen island?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
penisland.com
great website
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Best site ever.
I swear that it almost got me banned in a couple of chats. Until they figured out the spacing.
Just capes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it’s just that some of us make gold records when we do
by aug_21_2003 on Apr 12, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
those are going to be great games.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
WE STOLED WAINWRONG"S CY
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I’m all for it. Certainly kicked the snot out of the Astros. But it’s looking that like that’s going to be a league wide affair.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YOUR LOSIN ME ALEX LEWIS
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes we will continue in just this fashion throughout the season!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
/sarcasm
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
am i to understand that bengie molina took a walk?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions
yeah
she couldn’t get it out of her throat.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Allegedly.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently
At least, that’s what they all told me…
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I'm trying to convince my wife that the dress fueled the Giants Victory
and therefore she should wear it around the house. Every day.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
PICS OR DIDNT HAPPEN
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Posting pics of your wife fueled the victory and therefore you should do it more. Every day.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 13, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/12/1418264/gamethread-with-a-vengeance#34566551
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Must me a revealing dress
…if you’re trying to get her to wear it again…or even noticed it
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
must me indeed
It’s really not particularly revealing, she just put it on in the middle of the game and asked me how it looked. All while the Giants are loading the bases but I couldn’t watch. Had to grab a camera to take multiple shots for her so she can judge how it’ll come out on film since she plans on wearing it to sister’s wedding.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Most people are certainly capable of it.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
…while some chose digital.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I came on my Flip HD, and now the stupid thing won’t work anymore.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Please don’t post that. PM me
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 13, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
GOD I LOVE MY WIFE
Talking about taking a vacation this year. Since my Sister and my Aunt are both currently at Boston and my mom is going there in May for a few months, we kicked around the idea of going to Boston for a couple of days then head up to Niagara Falls / Canada for a few days. Yes I know it’s just gravity bringing pressurized di-hydrogen oxygen to a lower position, creating kinetic energy. But Chics dig that mirite?
she then said : “Well, why don’t you check so you can plan it around the Red Sox home schedule and watch a game at Fenway Park?”
GOD BLESS HER.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Kuip is eating the microphone.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yay!
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t he flat out say he was drinking during a game a couple days ago?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yep
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I still remember the game last year where they were talking about playing beer pong
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I could ever erase that from my mind.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That's nothing.
Harry Caray used to drink while sleeping. He reasoned that it was the most efficient way to wake up drunk.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How would you do that? Like, wouldn’t there be a drowning risk?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if you prop the bed at a 45 degree angle. Oh, the young have so much to learn.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Newsletter?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
SSS
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure the cirrhosis will drive up his health insurance rates, but you don’t fuck with a winning streak.
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 12, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he just has caramel corn stuck in his throat
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nom nom nom
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He came out of the gate really hot last year too. Hopefully Bochy will give him a little more time off this season and see if he can’t maintain.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Dude is Old
Hopefully Bochy will give him a little more time off this season
it is built into his contract
LOL Bemjamin
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
LOL
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Mo-LEAN-na?
I don’t think so.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Lost & Confused
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
- in the power rankings? 6-1 wow, when’s the last time this happened
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Crap.
that’s the year the canceled the World Series. We don’t want that to happen again.
Let's bring the...
which power rankings?
ESPN has us buried after Yankees, Sox, Twins and Phils
by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yankees, Sox, and Phils are referred to as “The ESPN Boner Teams”.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That’s not really buried, more like under the fresh manure
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we went 6-1 in 2003.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fucking marlins
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The NLDS has not been kind to us.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
National league division series, the first round of the playoffs.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 12, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Misunderstood response is misunderstood
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL crazy George Washington University doctor. I fuckin hated it there
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
No, just the school
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I go to GW!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
what year?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell me you live/have lived in Thurston
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t. I lived in HOVA, then the Schenley, and then I transferred.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
HOVA is a grad dorm now
Otherwise I would have tried to live there freshman year
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Nah
I skipped thurston, not my kind of place. I lived in Madison, Ivory, FSK, and next year I’m in the new dorm.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Current Junior
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I love him.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I have a question...
Who sponsors “What’s On Tap”?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
TAP, TAP PLASTICS, THE FANTASTIC PLASTIC PLACE!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Has anyone ever seen Corona on tap? I dont think it exists.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
What Corona taps look like:

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
I hear it's
Tap Plastics
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Ass Tapper 3000
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Sean Connery?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tap Plastics!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Tap, Tap Plastics....
THE FANTASTIC PLASTICS PLACE?!!??!
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
i listened to Barry Melrose and learned that all Boston College needed to do was win the 3rd period to win the game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He subscribes to the Bip method of winning games.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
lol
But she did say CAPACITY to learn. He fulfilled his capacity to learn, but he didn’t learn anything because there wasn’t anything to learn.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Did Zito just roll his eyes when he heard that Bochy didn't think he was that sharp?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
I only watched out of the corner of my eye
Couldn’t tell.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmmf rfffhmmhrm hrm hmmm sshrsrhshsslp
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
me, my gf, rich & raquel aurillia, and the pumpkin were all in an elevator together once
it was one of those awkward silent moments
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
For them or you?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
A loud guy in my section tonight looked JUST LIKE Buster Posey. It was uncanny
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Did he happen to be chanting FREE POSEY?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No but he was making fun of a fan that got hit in the head with a foul ball
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
some kind of hot fuzz at least

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Body armor would be handy in that movie.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
And then suddenly he was gone.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Did he have any fire-starting materials with him?
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM A FIRESTARTER!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Creepy Kirby Puckett statue.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
disproportionate statue is disproportionate
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
In all fairness to the statue, Kirby was a pretty disproportionate guy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’s Kirby’s son… And knowing that, I kinda feel bad for posting this.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He doesn’t seem to like it all to much
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
HOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
His head is huge.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Extra Poundage
Did Urban really just said that?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I stop paying attention whenever I hear Urban’s voice.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
say what you want, anyone > radnich
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Joe Morgan?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Tim McCarver?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
oh wow
this is a very hard decision.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Chip Caray?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Chip Caray can go die. Both of the Braves announcers can go die, for that matter.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
White belt, white shoes and a checkered jacket from the 70’s for the win!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I stop listening as soon as he mentions his man-crush on Justin Timberlake
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I never knew that. I never wanted to know that.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie stole Posey's magic tonight or what?
Fresno: C Buster Posey: 0 for 3, BB, SO
Maybe it was his replacement while he went to the G’g game?
Jeaaaggaahh
Posey stole Martin Lawerence’s fat suit. That wasn’t really Molina tonight.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He, along with everyone else, loves Money.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
So I had no idea Brendan Donnelly was still alive.
I thought he was old in 2002. I swear the Pirates bullpen is just everyone else’s castoffs.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions
Well, yeah. That way they don’t have to pay anyone significant monies, and if someone does well they can flip him for a prospect near the trade deadline. It’s a good plan for a rebuilding team; give has-beens and never-weres (boy, that’s a weird conjugation) playing time, and a few of ’em are bound to put up decent numbers that you can turn into a meh prospect from a contending team missing a piece.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Gary Radnich
STOP. GO. AWAY. WE DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE PIRATES. THIS IS THE BAY AREA.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions
Radnich + Urban= Worst Postgame Ever
why not get Richie and the dude from Sportsnet Central Reiss or whatever..that guy isn’t that great but at least he is professional.
Anyone but Radnich
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
AHHHHHH
TOP STORY ON SPORTSCENTER!!! WE ARE RELEVANT!!!!
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
are you sure your not watching CSN still
i would have thought it would have been Twins- Sox
by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
giants pirates just led off sportscenter don't know if its been mentioned already
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
they said he was huffing and puffing
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Apr 12, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait.
What.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Well someone at ESPN is getting fired.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s sorta insane, given that the Pirates are the Pirates, even if the Giants have started hot
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Not a 10 year
12 year deals are the trends nowadays.
Pablo looks bigger than last year, actually
I mean, I don’t care, he’s still hitting like a monster, but it doesn’t look like Operation Panda is having lasting effects.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I think it was counter productive.
They need to get him with the same people who worked with Ryan Howard a few years ago. He slimmed down and was less tired down the stretch.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I would be in Reno right now
But I never go to baseball practice so I’m on JV instead of varsity.
Give me something to put here and I'll put it.
it was my first game of the year
and a fun one. Nice to see a win.
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Hey Guys,
I could get used to this winning thing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
careful
don’t get too used to it
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
wtf jackass
we’re winning 166 more now.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
dude,
on pace.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
why all the hate on Radunich?!?
love that guy
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 12, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dreamy Eyes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m sure lots of people said that to lots of people.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, come on. I wasn’t even picking on you today.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
the ever-famous failbeard
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 12, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That beard doesn’t have a tenth of the fail that mine currently flaunts
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
My beard is somewhat less failey these days. The goatee closes on both sides now! Just ignore the neck and cheek patches, please.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not know, Com-er-ade.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants win
I don’t care that I could’ve finished this HW 15 minutes ago. The Post game thread is quite fun
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
rec'd always
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
GIANTS RISING STAR NATE SCHIERHOLTZ!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I miss you, Nate.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
FUTURE CORNERSTONE EH-YOU... GENO VELEZ!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wasn't a huge fan of Nate
but Velez/Torres should not be getting more PT than him
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Then Nate better start learning to swing right handed.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Yeah
although I think once Freddy Sanchez comes back* Velez will go down to AAA and Nate will get more PT
*Sanchez’s expected return date: TBD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Or, left handed.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
:/
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions
what is Urban talking about on his twitter
someone shut this dude up fast….why is he hating on the best giants fan site?
We may have kinda bombarded his live chats a couple times and made fun of him.
Maybe.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh
still though…i don’t get why the media is always at odds with the most passionate fans while yet play to casual ones.
by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
There are more casual fans, usually. And it appears our sites particular grougthink is seen as more of the “lunatic fringe”. What will all our negativity and penis sucking.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah i guess
but it just seems like they intentionally alienate those that actually care about the team especially Urban, Schulman, like 1/2 of the KNBR staff…
by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
To figure out why they do, you just need to listen to 85% of all the folks that call into KNBR to talk.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I still can't believe that one caller said
Once Freddy Sanchez comes back he should play 2nd and Uribe should play 3rd because Sandoval is an “error machine”
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Sandoval eats big macs and shits errors.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Trips over second base staring at cake.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
These are guys who are paid to have other people listen to their opinions about sports. Places like this are cesspools of KNOWLEDGE and STATS and godless SABERMETRICS that would make their job easier if they read, but instead spend their time whipping up stories and making phone calls. They don’t like places like McC because we’re the people who can tell when they’re talking out of their asses.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Chat right now, by the way.
:-)
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
LOL oh Mychael, we aren’t the ones who are bitter, honey.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am not even sure what he referring to, was it because we made fun of him for breaking the news like a day later then everyone else?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, I guess? I think there were like three comments of that sort at most.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I really think he may be a reader of this site
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well that sounded dumb,
What I mean is that he checks in pretty often, not just casual checking to see what we are saying every now and then. I think he is checking all threads and fanshots.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That's hardcore
Man, I don’t even check all the threads and fanshots.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Sure you don’t.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't!
Thanks for curing my obsessive-compulsive need to not have any new unread posts, Niners Nation!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
[Name of Player] was traded to [Name of Team]
Why weren’t the Niners in on this!?!?
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Although, I’ll admit that I wasted a lot of time at work today talking about Ben Roethlisberger over there.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
no doubt discussing the techniques you would have used in the bathroom.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
First of all, I would have been more up front about the choking.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I personally would have used chemicals that would have ensured her not remembering anything she did that night.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Also, we would have gone to the MEN’S bathroom. That was it would look like she assaulted me.
See, Ben, you have to think about the details.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I would also spell the word “way” correctly. Probably.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Those details are minor.
Ben focuses on that stuff and look at him.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man, he’s a huge douche.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Yeah, I cannot stand him.
WTF are you doing at a college bar? I don’t care if it’s your birthday and its near your home. Go to an actual club or build a bar in your basement, you make thousands of dollars a MINUTE. Stop being a little bitch and GROW THE FUCK UP.
/rant
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Or, you know, if you’ve already been accused of rape, DON’T BE A FUCKING STUPID SKEEZY DOUCHE.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Grumble grumble. We should talk about something else.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So...
Bananas… are they safe?
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hot Shots Part Deux was on today, and the scene where Ryan Stiles was fighting a terrorist over a banana and pretending it was a knife.
So silly but still classic.
I love me some bananas. Also I believe that is what she said.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I guess I’m the only one who actually remembers this commercial with Tyler Walker.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Ryan Stiles did a commercial with Tyler Walker?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I want to see that commercial.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I don’t think I’ve ever read a non-front page or howie-penned post on NN.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I used to
Now I don’t.
My life has not been adversely affected.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
One might even say you are a better person for it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have been rescuing a lot of puppies from burning buildings lately…
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
That reminds me. I never did thank you for saving my puppy.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I know.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Now if only you would stop setting buildings on fire…
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The groug is in every thread and fanpost.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m pretty sure there wasn’t a Fanpost or Fanshot about it, so he must have actually read some of the threads.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
(Or opened them up and CTRL+F’d “Urban”)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I also would not be the least bit surprised if he searches for his name on this site and others.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think he said Athletics Nation rips him too
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Yeah I remember him going on Twitter and talking some shit about them too.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
IIRC he said something like
Who will be the first one from McCovey Chronicles or Athletics Nation to rip me first?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
To which we responded:
DIBS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’s admitted that he searches for his name before:
When I really want to feel bad, I go to McCovey Chronicles and search my name. Good lord! Where’s the noose? And I thought AN was harsh!
http://twitter.com/MUrbanCSN/status/7799836170
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
22g!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Well, I am
But I never discussed it with Mychael Urban.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
One parting shot to my McCovey Chron ultrahaters: How’d that Cust story shake out again? Good god, some of you are hilariously bitter. Uncle
What does this mean exactly? I have no idea.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Dunno,
BUT HE CRIED UNCLE, THAT MEANS WE WON, RIGHT?
DANCE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He said that Cust was going to report to AAA, Cust said he hadn’t made a decision yet, two or three people here said something like “LOL URBAN”.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well obviously he was going to accept the assignment; otherwise, he won’t make his $2.65M. But I thought that he wasn’t going to clear waivers.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
I think he is saying that he was right about Cust accepting his AAA assignment
but IDK
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
i’ve kinda came to the realization that there’s almost always somebody here pissed off at someone, why the hell does it matter
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
you’re prolly too young for 90210
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Apr 13, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
There’s a new one didn’t you hear!
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Aww kid at the end shot himself (in the show) (accidentally)
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
he was the annoying kid who killed himself.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It is always weird when the people they cast as high school freshman actually look 14. :)
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Way before your time, I suppose.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Damnit!
Put a spoiler alert on these things.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I found that useing 30 year old actors as high school students funny.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
We had to watch whatever she wanted to watch…. I hate Glee! I don’t see its appeal at all.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray Ratto just said he’s had his mustache since birth.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Walruses are born with those whiskers right?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes. And Jim Rome was born with a stick up his ass. They work well together.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
RAKE EM!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
You don't like Jim Rome?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
who does?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I do
He’s not that good as a sportscaster but he’s funny and has at least basic knowledge of sports
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Oh man,
I cannot stand that guy. Here is a typical story from him:
Did you see [player’s name]? What is with this jerk? He couldn’t play [sport] correctly if his life depended on it. Hey, [player’s first name in a talking down manner]! Get a clue or get out of town! This is Jim Rome.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You can tell it’s not an act, either. He just makes his living off of being a prick.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
And providing no evidence to back up his opinions.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Evi-wha?
Who needs evidence when you have EDGY JOURNALISM?!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
IMO the difference is he's not reporting
He’s making jokes about sports and providing a little insight…but not much
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Finally someone did something back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 13, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus
I’ve seen that clip dozens of times, and never realized it was Jim Rome without that evil twin goatee of his.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
I disagree about everything you say after “he’s not that good as a sportscaster”.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I like him because he's not a generic ESPN analyst
I actually find him funny but…now I feel like PiKA w/ Damon Bruce
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I’m willing to entertain your opinion, but ultimately I’m just going to agree with jponry here.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So you think Ray Ratto said he’s had his mustache since birth?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Obviously.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
What does Jponry say about Rome? (Besides that she doesn't like him, which I'm assuming)
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
douchenozzle
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I agree.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The funny thing about this is that I was using the “I agree with jponry” line long, long before it became cool a couple days ago.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I mean, how could you NOT agree with me?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JPONRY IS OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT NASHVILLE SKYLINE
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Shut up, that album’s kickass.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I like it, but it is not one of Dylan’s 5 best albums. That’s just silly.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Lies.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Total Douchebag. How he got his own show was mind boggling.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
EPIC CALLS
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
His sentences are too short, and it bugs me.
“Tiger Woods. What’s up with this guy? Seriously. You are a professional golfer. Not an escort. Get it together. Stay faithful to your wife. Focus on golf. I am out.”
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
See my above Jim Rome Mad Lib
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey
Be nice. I’ve heard him use commas and conjunctions before.
Like, twice.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
the only reason i like Damon Bruce, Ray Ratto etc… is because they’re willing to write or talk about stuff that is off the wall and instead of just a recap of a game or some story about a player
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I mean, i at least like to read what Ratto has to say, him or what Damon has to say, i don’t mind it… and i know nobody cares what i have to say since it’s already been said and done before
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s one thing to talk about something different, it’s another to be arrogant and think you must be right and everyone else must be wrong.
As if that’s not bad enough, both are guilty of (and Kawakami is an even worse offender) writing and saying shit they know is wrong, but they just want to create a shitstorm so people will talk about it and get ratings.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
people have different perceptions of arrogance, and we ourselves here are being equally arrogant saying this about his work as well… I honestly would get sick of the chronicle if it were without him, i can’t take all of the same shit about, oh the giants will come through, they’ll be good, i want diversity. And to be honest, i don’t care as much as everyone else here in that sense.
He’s done his job and he’s done it pretty damn well to have people here bitch about him, that’s the point
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
One thing Bruce said that I agree with
was when he was talking about Zito being booed by the fans he said
If you pay me $126 Million you can follow me with a megaphone and say I suck
I agree with him about that
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
LOL
I wish he was here to read that because he seemed like he was feeling down during the GDT about his Bruce defense. Might have been the booze though.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I drink because I’m unhappy. I’m unhappy because I drink
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Then it's not working
Drinking is meant to eliminate feelings. If you feel feelings then you need another drink.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I’ll drink to that
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Jackie Gleason
had a well known quote. “Most people don’t know why they drink. I do, I drink to get bagged”.
If you want someone who is worse than any of these people (Ratto, Urban, Radnich, Rome) listen to Colin Cowherd on ESPN Radio. He is by far the worst media person except for perhaps Skip Bayless.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
At first listen I would have agreed with you, however upon repeated listens I have come to rather appreciate his points. His style may be a little hard to tolerate, but I find myself agreeing with him more often than not. He makes a few points which I think are especially poignant:
-Rings don’t mean everything
-Why go to the games when you can watch from the comfort of your home in HD?
etc. He challenges conventional wisdom a lot of the time and cuts through the mindless caveman-speak that often dominates sports talk radio.
Thing C
I agree with this. I dislike Cowherd’s style but, his substance is a little different from standard sportstalk
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
I am used to Cowherd
During my adolescence in the Portland area, Colin Cowherd was the ‘wacky sports guy’/Jim Rome wannabe on the local NBC affiliate. He was such an assclown, I was truly shocked to find he’d gotten a national gig on a network I used to respect- you know, when Dan Patrick worked there.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
+1 about Skip Bayless he is the worst sports analyst ever
Also I can kind of tolerate Cowherd-he is ALOT better on sportsnation (although maybe that’s because he’s just background noise for Michelle Beadle). But on SN he even called himself “C-Man” LOL.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Hank Schulman hates numbers
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?blogid=22&entry_id=60414
And wishes he was Andrew Baggerly
Proud adopted parent of Jackson Williams, performing a public service by forcing Buster Posey's move to 1B in 2012.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 13, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you angry, Butthead?
Yeah, I’m angry at numbers
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
OT: Conan is getting a new late night show on TBS. He’ll start at 11:00 and lead in to George Lopez’ show. At least he’s back on the air
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
I’m going to see Conan live on May 6.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You lucky son of a bitch.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You bastard.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m seeing him next Thursday.
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Yay!
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard this like 12 hours ago
Who are you, Mycheal Urban?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
BITTER
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously though, I’m beginning to feel bad for the guy
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause he picked a fight above his weight class?
Especially since he thought he was the heavy
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Just because everyone here rips on him so badly. There are tons of sports journalists (Damon Bruce, almost everyone at ESPN) who seem like jackasses and deserve it, but he isn’t really one of them.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
His lone earring contradicts your opinion.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think we need a front-page post on Urban
Explaining our complex thoughts.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
I look forward to not seeing that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Let’s not do that
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
meh
Proud adopted parent of Jackson Williams, performing a public service by forcing Buster Posey's move to 1B in 2012.
Don't give him the game ball Dusty, you'll jinx it...
by The Neuschler on Apr 13, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah and the story was awesome. Originally he turned it down, because he did not want to bump back Lopez’s show, especially over circumstances of his split with NBC. It was not until Lopez called him personally to say he had no problem moving back and wanted Conan to take the job, that Conan accepted.
Conan O’Brien is an awesome man.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lopez has to think that the lead in will help him.
Fox really dithered around with their affliliates.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I get the feeling the new Death at a Funeral is going to suck basically a lot. And the first one wasn’t very good to begin with.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
I wasn’t a big fan of the original either, and I’m not optimistic.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Based on the trailers, it looks like a scene for scene remake except with Tracy Morgan getting his hand shit on.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
almost the same exact script, apparently.
by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
And some of the same actors.
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Wait, just one. DISREGARD PREVIOUS COMMENT
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This reminds me of court dramas where the judge suddenly yells out “STRIKE IT FROM THE RECORD! THE JURY WILL FORGET EVERYTHING THEY HEARD IN THIS TESTIMONY!”
And then the jury is like lolokay.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d watch the Bollywood one.
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But nobody craps in anyone’s hand in that version.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
And the midget's not Gay
and apparently not even a midget, just a somewhat little person
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
UK one should have said directed by
the guy with his hand up Miss Piggy’s arse.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
DIRECTED BY YODA
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Funeral A Death At
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The hand full of poo is enough by itself to recommend the movie, no?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
No.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m gonna wait till it hits video, then rent it. There is enough actors in it that I like to pique my interest.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pretty much every black actor except Morgan Freeman and Will Smith is in that movie.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Holy Shit, Reverend Book is in there.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Dammit. It really has been a long time since I’ve watched.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
What, you don’t have a wife who rewatches the entire series + the movie at least once a year?
Thing C
The answer to the first six words of your question is “no”.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m just a girl who can’t say no.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
First one was incredibly funny.
Si…
…mon
by positiveuphemism on Apr 12, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I was extremely underwhelmed and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Death at a Funeral has a single redeeming quality
And that is Peter Dinklage, who will be playing Tyrion Lannister in the HBO adaptation of Game of Thrones.
I’m still waiting for Casablanca, as re-imagined by Tyler Perry. When has someone so mediocre gotten so many shows/movies?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Actually, Tyler Perry isn’t involved with Death at a Funeral, but I agree with your sentiments of him.
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I’ve heard that his live productions are frenetic and hugely entertaining, but that it gets lost in the movies. I can’t verify that, as I’ve seen none of the first and almost none of the second, but it’s what I’ve heard.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He was great in Star Trek!
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OT: Gonna miss my first entire game this season tomorrow.
But I get to see me some Spoon and Deerhunter, so it’s all good. Seems like only yesterday I was seeing them on their Kill the Moonlight tour. I’m getting too old for this shit.
By the by, if any MCCers have a spare ticket to Broken Social Scene, I’ll commit one light felony for it. Been trying to see those guys since ’02 and failed (mostly due to pre-med / med circumstances) four times already.
Nice
I ahven’t heard too much Deerhunter but Spoon is very good
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
They put up a strong effort, in my eyes, to be deemed band of the ’00s. Unfortunate that my favorite release of theirs, Series of Sneaks, was released in 1998. I still gotta go with Do Make Say Think (yes, over Radiohead) for the most consistently solid band of last decade.
Pfft
Lateralus+10,000 Days beats anything anyone else has done. Even Spoon. And Spoon is awesome.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
LOL TOOL!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This works as an exclamation and as an insult.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Not going to doubt the merits of Tool, but my definition of a “best band of the decade” requires that the band / person had to have released more than 2 albums within that span.
Hence: LCD Soundsystem, Broken Social Scene, The Arcade Fire, The Avalanches, Sufjan don’t get considered, whereas Tom Waits, M. Ward, Outkast, Spoon, White Stripes, Destroyer, New Pornographers do (these were off the top of my head).
Best band of the decade
Opeth
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Yes!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
White Stripes and Red Hot Chili Peppers deserve a mention
RHCP released Californication at the beginning of the decade (okay, technically 1999) and followed up with two more great albums.
White Stripes broke out in 2001 and followed up with 3 more great ones.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
My pick might actually be Animal Collective, even though I didn’t like everything they released in the 00s. But they released a lot and they almost always did something interesting with it, even if it was terrible (Danse Manatee/Campfire Songs). And of course, they released some great stuff too (Spirit They’ve Gone, Sung Tongs, Feels, Strawberry Jam, MPP, Fall Be Kind, Panda’s Person Pitch). Ridiculously prolific and for the most part, fairly high quality.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Caught Spoon on Letterman last night after the game. Seemed to have a weird 80s keyboard/electronics sound going on. Not sure if that’s their style, just the song they chose to play, or the “rock on TV” effect where it almost always sucks.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
They played Written in Reverse?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Not familiar with their catalog, but if you could venture a guess from my crappy description, youre probably correct.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
That's their current popular song
It’s good
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Well I'm out
See ya tomorrow
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I really should go to bed, but I probably won’t.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I have class at 7:45 tomorrow so...
OK, now I’m really leaving
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I am not too far from that either. Once the wife is finished watching DVR’d Dancing with the Stars
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Urban Update
@jdeaton3 Funny. Got an e-mail today saying I only say good things about the A’s. Can’t win. Sigh.
URBAN IS AN OCEAN OF SADNESS.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it's true that he is such an A's homer though
wrote a book about them, was their beat writer…is a personal friend of Zito, etc…
by kezargiants on Apr 13, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
that emailer is confusing Urban with FP
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Jose Uribe also drove in a run for the Giants, while Sandoval scored on a wild pitch. Molina also reached base in all five plate appearances and has successfully reached six consecutive times.
Jose Uribe FTW!
Just awesome.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The dead walk among us.
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He was acting through his mundane intermediary, Jose.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis
is not the problem
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
LIES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
This goes against everything I believe in
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

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We should go to bed.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Natto’s a sleep kicker.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions
The Giants sure are rollin'
like unchewed food down Bengie’s belly!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Well, bed time. Night all.
Remember when you go to sleep tonight, the Giants are 6-1
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So... uh... we're awesome. What?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Timmeh Snuggeh

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
!

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His head looks oddly large in that image.
To be perfectly fair, the fact that it could only reasonably apply to Hitler does make the discussion kind of moot.
by howtheyscored on Apr 13, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I will spread this like teh herps.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
"Walk's as Good as a Hit" - Gov't Meulens
Walkin’ to first is easier than runnin’
Kid, you’ll know what I mean someday.
Saves gas for doin’ first to third
like when Audrey goes a huffin’.
Ain’t Audrey, it’s Aubrey, nerd.
Speakin’ of Audrey,
here’s what Hank had to say:
“I went down to the bank this morning,
And the clerk, he said with a grin,
‘I feel so sorry for you, Hank,
but your wife’s done been in.’ "
Pa, is that why we’re at the game,
on our feet,
standing way out here?
You wanna get hit?
Hush up boy,
or you’ll be walking home.
"Was Meulens tut, das ist wohlgetan."
J. S. Bach, Giants fan
3 A.M. gamewatch
Remember way back (last year) when our pitching was staked to an early two run lead y nada mas? (Hi Pops!)
This is a nice improvement.
For all the preseason conditioning we have some people seriously out of condition.
Huff wheezin’ like a bus stop in the dugout was alarming.
Then he triples – who didn’t think he’d have to be carted off?
Zito: “Don’t Forget To Wipe!”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2010 5:11 AM PDT reply actions
Ja, Herr Doktor, me recalls only too well.
As you can see, since before spring training, I decided to hang all my mojo on Meulens.
Otherwise, I didn’t see enough change to really believe that this year would be much different than what’s gone before. So far, so good. No swings at blue lines veering off the screen on Gameday in the wee hours of night.
"Was Meulens tut, das ist wohlgetan."
J. S. Bach, Giants fan
Got your mojo workin'
Blue lines…that’s something I noticed the other day while trying to maintain audio feed – that there is a TON of info provided on Gameday!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2010 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions
MYCHAEL URBAN!!
Tell us about how angry Lincecum is!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2010 7:40 AM PDT reply actions
Angry Timmy is angry.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I was dubious of the decision at first
But setting the pitching order at Lincecum – Zito – Cain – Sanchez – Wellemeyer was actually a pretty good idea, IMO.
Why, you ask?
Because every 3 game series we play, we get either Lincecum or Cain at least once.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
R/L/R/L/WELLEMEYER
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
And now, a Silly Sports Limerick inspired by last night's game...
Aubrey Huff ran the bases all night /
The Bucs game was surely a fright /
Zito’s pitching looked good /
(For all that money it should)/
Bengie Molina’s bomb was outta sight!
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Apr 13, 2010 8:48 AM PDT reply actions
Meulens for MVP!
I still can’t believe that I saw Bengie walk on 4 pitches.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I can’t believe he walked at all.
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Man Rob Neyer slaming CSN
http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/3162/a-small-crime-in-san-francisco
You see what I mean about the first list being so wildly off? Haller and Dietz were ignored completely, and the rules were different for Brenly and Molina; Brenly’s non-catcher RBI weren’t counted while Molina’s were. Frankly, this smacks of an over-eager PR guy looking to get something on TV. But it’s a funny thing these days … we can check. (Trust me, I’ve been nailed dozens of times over the years. Hundreds, maybe.)
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Wait… What does he mean by Molina’s non-catcher RBIs?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Molina’s DH RBIs in interleague games?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
what game was that again? that was toward the end of the year last year, right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He brought it up on the Baseball Today podcast too.
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(Trust me, I’ve been nailed dozens of times over the years. Hundreds, maybe.)
Yeah, I doubt that.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
OT: for anyone that owns a mac… why is it that mlb.tv doesnt load at all on safari… it’s weird
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It worked fine on my Mac when I used it last season
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
yea, same, it’s just happened this season a few times
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
new version of silverlight?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Apr 13, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
people who try to update silverlight and then see if that works?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
i’ll do that, thanks for the heads up bud!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah, give it a try at least, can’t hurt (they use silverlight, right? i don’t even know)
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
i would assume silverlight is the right one… but whatever, like you said, wouldn’t hurt
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
IT JUST WORKS!
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I had nightmares with my mac during spring training on mlb.com trying to get gameday audio. It was a nightmare. I tried Safari, Firefox, and Opera. Finally by the end, I could get on using Firefox, but they all had major problems.
< disclaimer > I’m no mac guru, so I know you iGeekz will snicker, but I still cannot believe that so many websites are so bad with macs (not apple’s fault I know, but sheesh…) < /disclaimer >
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
If you'd told me the Giants would start the season 6-1...
…I’d have said “well…anything can happen in seven games, I guess.”
But if you’d told me they’d do it averaging nearly 6 runs a game, I’d have asked for the name of your dealer.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
not to steal your snark but
it would actually be MORE unbelievable if they went 6-1 scoring fewer than 6 runs/game.
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
Nah, not really
I would’ve had an easier time believing that Lincecum, Cain, Zito, and Sanchez had each thrown complete game shutouts for five 1-0 wins, and the offense somehow scratched out a 4-3 win in another game.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in Boston...I mean Pawtucket.
No, he was right
If you told me the giants would go 6-1, I would assume it was something like:
Lincecum, Giants 2, Astros 0
Zito, Giants 1, Astros 8
Cain, Giants 1, Astros 0
Sanchez, Giants 3, Braves 1
Wellenmeyer, Giants 3, Braves 2
Lincecum, Giants 1, Braves 0
Zito, Giants 4, Pirates 2
how the hell did they win 88 last year?!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Urban Livechat going now
http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/urban_chat
My question: Will Freddy Sanchez have more weeks on the DL or home runs this year
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Will he see his shadow and spend six more weeks on the DL?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
you’re up!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Apr 13, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions

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