GameThread With A Vengeance

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Dirtbag sighting!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Is this only number 3? YOU’RE LOSING ME, MCC!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
4
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I AM STARTING TO FIND YOU AGAIN, MCC
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Take Zito out now, please
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
It would be more disturbing if Zito’s head was on the dog.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Giants offense

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Can't unsee
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Hugh Laurie is amazing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants have lupus?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Wow, that was a nice changeup there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that's the best he has pitched all night
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Oh I love awkward Zito family portraits
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Whoa, watch the hands there, little guy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh boy.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Zito Nooooooooooo
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh fuck, how did Crosby lay off that? He sucks.
BULLPEN PLEASE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and he lost him
uh oh. Get Romo in there before this becomes 6-5.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That would be quite a feat considering it’s 7-2 right now.
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I have faith in the Giants ability to give back a run ;)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
TAKE HIM OUT, YOU BIG HEADED IDIOT!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
lol
wreck’d
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Winner of all-time
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

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Romosexuals to the front.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’d rock that
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
i designed it…..i know, something to be very proud of. i want the giants to get on this.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
is it on some where that we can buy it? Like a cafe press type dealie?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
wannagetthatwannagetthatwannagetthat
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
BORK PULL IT NOW
My finger not zito he is absolutely uhamazing!!!!
Good Job, Barry
Be kind to his ERA, Sergio
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Considering he had absolutely nothing all night
Not a bad outing
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, he was missing spots all night and still the Pirates could do nothing with him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that says more about the Pirates
than Zito.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I dunno. Pirates have some decent hitters.
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I'm a cynic today
I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m preemptively depressing myself for the inevitable midseason swoon.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
HE’S CRAFTY
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*trying to manufacture a save situation for Weezie?!?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh, I think 7 hours out in the yuck yesterday wasn’t such a good idea. All of a sudden, I don’t feel so good.
Agree.
I have felt like shit all day. Stayed home from work because of it. Also had to drive back to Fresno after the game yesterday.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We drove back to Sac. There’s something going around, I had 8 kids absent today. So I probably have been fighting something off all weekend.
Good luck.
Take some nyquil tonight. That seemed to hold off some of what I was feeling when I got home last night.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL no thanks, that shit gives me some messed up dreams. Sometimes when I take that I dream that I’m awake. So I wake up all tired and confused. [More so than usual]
I hate the awake but not dreams. even more than talking about my fantasy team
usually, it is of the form where I get up, shower, get ready for work. And then I wake up and actually have to do that shit that I already felt like I did.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh bummer.
I love me some nyquil. Dayquil too. Well either way, hope you feel better.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well done Zito

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So is that really Mr. Slanket's gf or is he lying to look cool to BWhe3ez?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
B-whiz trying to mack on his girl right in front of him. Rude.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
not as creepy as the ones he takes of himself
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FRISBEEE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ROMOSEXUALS!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
To come out of the dugout
To admit the romsexuality we all have deep down. Also REC’D!
SerKio

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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STFD!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Gotcha
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
also he’s a good pitcher
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh
Lewis’ future remains in limbo amid trade talks
The Giants have indicated to outfielder Fred Lewis that he will be activated or traded by the weekend, the Mercury News has learned.
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probably traded, who the hell would they demote?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ishikawa, Velez...
I would hope.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Ishikawa?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i still think his defense is a liability
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
groupthink
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Traded to Boston for Kevin Frandsen.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And will later receive Fred Lewis as the PTBNL from the Frandsen trade
by DividedByZero on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which, did we ever find out who that player was or how much money we got for Frandsen??
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Or does he just end up being a tax deduction?
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Or did Sabean just forget that we’re still owed something in the deal??
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Goodbye Fred
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
“The Giants have indicated to outfielder Fred Lewis that he will be given a $500 million bonus or traded by this weekend, the Mercury News has learned.”
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wonder if it’s for a catcher.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Crap
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
sigh
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Do MLB’ers have to donate to the chef funds like they do in the minors?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Run
crimeny
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Compact Hack. This phrase amuses me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, shit
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
RELEASE MCCRACKEN!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
by tobias on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

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Love the frisbee.
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BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that was a beauty
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SerKKio


I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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STFD!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
That slider was NASTY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Gotcha
You looked silly
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
The motion on Sergio's shit is INCREDIBLE
Never seen balls waggle like that
… waits for it
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
SERGIO
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Timmy's change
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Timmy's change.
No contest.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Got to actually go with
Sanchez slider then Zito’s curve.
/remembers last year
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
nevermind. confuses waffles with timmy cain
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Change, for sure.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No contest, Timmy’s change is the best strikeout pitch, if not the best pitch in baseball right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I believe in change
But I depend on sliders.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
ROMO
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I just realized that there are two Crosbys playing pro sports for a Pittsburgh team. I wonder which one is more popular…
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Shouldn’t be hard to tell them apart.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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ONLY 1 OF THEM WUZ A ROOKY OF THE YEAR
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Bing
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Actually the same guy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
SerKKKio



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The side
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
I AM A ROMOSEXUAL!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
ROMO = TEH AWESOME!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD!!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Rowand-esque swing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I prefer Slurm
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
New Slurm, or Slurm Classic?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s highly addictive!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!
only thing I can think of when futurama is referenced
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That show was amazing. Can’t wait for the new episodes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Slurm is made with people?!?!??!
No, that’s Soylent Cola
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The set up...
How is it?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it varies from person to person
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Zing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Can’t remember my wife’s eye color, but this sort of thing? I got it.
Stupid brain.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I write those things down.
Dr. Stankus need brain! For smart making!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Did y'all see Milledge nod after strike 2?
“Yeah, you own me”
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I interpreted it like “Yeah, now throw me a fucking fastball”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DEAR GOD THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
frizbee pitch?
or romosexualism? cuz I’m for equality
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I'm a Romosexual
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That's cool
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
i’m thinking of actually ordering a shit ton of them and selling them outside the ballpark….
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife has an uncle whose head bobs around like Buck Nasty
always cracks me up when I think about it
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Silky Johnson is still the most hatin' player hater
You like my fur coat, it’s made from your momma’s pubic hair

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
ACK ACK ACK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s a very silly/funny movie.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bears repeating
Anagram of “Sergio Romo” = ORGIES ROOM
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
OMG BECKY!
I thought tim and matt only do that, but add sergio to the list!!!
Bengie 3-3
HATERZ
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Also
I love new Plate-Discipline-Bengie
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
/22gigantes masturbates furiously
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
READ MY BLOG!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I of all people did not appreciate that mental image
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I just like the phrase masturbating furiously.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I prefer the phrase masticating furiously.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Demonstrates Furiously
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Furious Styles

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I like that image, but 22gigantes, no.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
A’s continuing their hot play on the east bay
Uh, they are playing in Seattle this series?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Milledge was wasted by that slider
Better keep him away from Roethlisberger
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
No way Bengie takes that walk last year.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
You’d walk too if Bam Bam had a gun to your wife’s head.
by Into the Void on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever works….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
He scared.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Wut?
Bengie walked?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bengie took a walk?
APOCOLYPSE NOW!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well now I've seen everything
Big Money Walk!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Homemade carmel corn.
Only in the club level.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
looked more like brains.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
ELITIST!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY!
My season tickets are in 314 upper box…not club level. I’ve just sat there a few times.
I hate being at college and not take advantage of my family’s 25-year old season tix.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
How many BBs does Bengie have now?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kruk said:
“He wasn’t even using a finger. He went right to the mouth!”
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
ASS TO MOUTH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You never go Ass to Mouth.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
VAPORS!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!

Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
‘Cause I don’t remember it being 1/8 as good as the Original…
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it was not as good as the first, but it was still a good movie.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Give Me Back My Bengie

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The jews made Edgar stop hitting!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That girl is orange.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BENGIE BREAKS UP THE DP
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
BENGIE ATE THE DP
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
He’ll shower after the game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Romo awesome, Bengie awesome
lol Bengie
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Gigantes22 needs a word with you
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
or 22gigantes
close champ
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Several words
Some of them Penis Sucking.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Keep it off the ground
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker sighting
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
My friends and I just watched that movie last night. Freaking hilarious. “I’m obnoxious!” “Ahh, good morning everyone! Today’s the day, the sun is shinining, the tank is clean, and we are getting out of… The tank is clean. THE TANK IS CLEAN!”
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOLRRES
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKER TIME!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Not now john
we gotta get on with the film show
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, Comcast guy thought the inning was over.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I don’t think he can be.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Way to eat up the pitch count
8 pitch ab torres!
JOHN BOWKER IS BATTING NOW!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Run wild!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Possible Walk wild!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Patiently waiting
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Bowkermania Running Wild!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
john
walk with me…..
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
OBP!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Bowkermania Walking Wild!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BOWKERMANIA!!#@!$@!%!@%!@!!@
I LOVE THAT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!
Shawon vomits
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
took a walk
bochy will have a word with him.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FORBIDDEN RESULT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I honestly hope
Lewis can do something good with us. I think he has the potential and we haven’t even skimmed the top of it. If he gets traded wish him the best unless if he goes to the NL West teams
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Walks by Molina AND Bowker
The world is ending.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
The walk by Bowker's not that surprising
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Uh..
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is a swarm of earthquakes lately
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I blame that on me taking Earthquakes this semester.
The walks? Maybe there is magic inside of something.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Maybe there is magic inside of something.
TWSS
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Molina: Surprising
Bowker: Not so Surprising.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MAILMAN
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL ROWAND.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
naw
he wasn’t hurt
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Gamer
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Warrior
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
gritty
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
intestinal fortitude
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Gritty Veteran HBP
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
The game is official
Rownads has a bruise
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
What a gamer!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
/breaks wrist
//plays for next 5 months
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
To be fair
That would’ve happened whether he got hit or not.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Shoulda charged
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
I desire salami.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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twss
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
groupthink
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Edgar looks all out of whack tonight
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Yikes.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Welcome back to Earth
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Edgar looks pissed
he’s swinging at everything
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Where have you gone Rally Gar?
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
I miss the Rent that was hitting everything :(
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ooooooo
THAT edgar rentaria
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Rent crashes back to Earth
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OH KNOWEZERWEREWR#$#$#$ Renteria you suck, panic button that shit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think each Giant was allotted a certain amount of hits at the beginning of the year, and Rent decided to use them all at once.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Light up the BamBam signal, Rent needs some work.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No!
Rent is back to his .440 avg hit self man I that version!
Was that Scott's first walk?
I’m pretty sure his AVG. was equal to his OBP when I checked earlier today.
Jeaaaggaahh
LOL Affeldt video incoming.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was hoping
But all Amy does is disappoint.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
With tremendous vigor
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey!
You talkin bout my woman!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, it is this guy that doesn't throw strikes
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Runzler sighting
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OH MY GOD KRUK STOP SAYING DAN RUNZLER HAVING COMMAND PROBLEMS IS WEIRD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE LAST SEASON IN HIS DOMINATE 8.2 IP HE ONLY HAD 5 WALKS
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Kruk is shocked by Runzler’s walks.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
RUNZLER!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DAN
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Finish Him!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What happened last inning?
Wife distracted me with a new dress she bought today
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
So did it fit you?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie walked
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah
put the dress back on, it clearly helps our OBP
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I was clearly distracted

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/high fives you
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Understandably so
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife would be mega pissed if I did this
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Understandable
You’d stretch out that dress.
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It’s baby fat
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott Walked
(well he got hit)
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s the video!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Affeldt
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL
I love that
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
someone please make that into a gif
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
this
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Brendan Donnelly
i remember him.
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Not a pleasant memory
Not sure why though.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
That Affeldt K needs to be a GIF.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD whoever you were.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
RunzKer

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STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
SHE CAN'T GET IT OUT OF HER THROAT
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
SERIOUS LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSWS
but she can’t talk with that thing in her throat
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TWSS!!!!
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
at best
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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"She can't get it out of her throat."
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
She can't even get it outta her throat
TWSS
Win the inning.
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Isn’t that an unwritten rule?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The almight baseball codes
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
What if you throw a relief pitcher a breaking ball down 10-0 while pitching a no-hitter while the guy on first tries to steal second?
Thing C
and the relief pitcher is squared to bunt?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
didn’t affeldt get a breaking ball the other day?
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psst
(That’s what they are talking about.)
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Kuip: "She can't get it out of her throat"
LOL
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Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Every game
I am ready to take a screenshot of that dude on the McDonald’s ad board behind home plate groping a player/umpire…but the angles haven’t quite been right yet
I look forward to the succesful conclusion of this endeavor
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Nice 1-2-3 4 Runzler
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
ITouch reply fail
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
So I heard she can’t get it out of her throat.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
No muscle relaxing technique
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Singing might help
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Flyoutzler
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DAN
FINISH HIM
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What the hell was that in the stands?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
1-2-3
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
Nice inning for Runzler.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DAN HE DON'T GIVE UP ANY RUNZ-LER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I need to start wearing a cape
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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I am wearing one right now
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
another point in favor of this fashion?
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It takes a bold man to pull off the cape look
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s all I am wearing right now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My lawyer wears a cape
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
HIGH!
DEEP!
OUT OF HERE!
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The request is in, I believe
Now we have to wait for the benevolent gods to unleash their bounty upon us.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Oh man
Just saw the highlight of the Huff hit.
What was the MCC reaction to the flex?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
No flex shown live.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Glee.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There's another one he stretches everyday
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
BOOOO 2002 ANGEL SIGHTING
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We see one behind the plate almost everyday.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That's ok....
It was Benji, so we sww him everyday….
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by Little Napoleon on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
sww=see
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
if i am to understand this correctly
she could not in fact, get it out of her throat
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Did they try the heimlich maneuver?
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MUST. SWING. AT. EVERYTHING.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Per MLB Channel
Giants have led their division for 7 days this season. Over the past THREE SEASONS the Giants have led the division for exactly 3 days.
:D
D:
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
at first you were like
but then you were like
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
that’s ridiculous. could of sworn we tied for the division in June one year. but i guess that was the hillenbrand year which would be 2006.
Attack!

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work that count panda
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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Oh my god
Giants V Knuckleballer…
That will be a sight to see.
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I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
jinx
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo will either strike out foolishly or bomb the shit out of that thing
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Your day job
Don’t quit it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
/hits a homer off of a floater above his head
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Timmy should throw his knuckleball.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh man....
…..really wanna see pablo try and hit a knuckleball
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Kershaw!
Don’t like him or anyone on the Dodgers, or their fans
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
No kidding.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pretty sure you are not alone
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
hes more like sanchez
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Sanchez at least has one complete game.
Kershaw’s too busy walking the pitcher (twice!) to bother finishing a game.
Thing C
i agree
dude never makes it past 5 innings
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
WHo came first him or
The JayHey Kid,
hate the media. especially any so called baseball expert on ESPN maybe except John Kruk
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Pfft, the worst was when
everybody was all “Phil Hughes is the next great young pitcher!” AFAIK only because he was a Yankees prospect.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Phil who?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I agree that we will probably be good. But what he has done doesn’t deserve the hype he gets for it.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I disagree. Coming up as a 21 year old in the AL East is brutal. The fact that he didn’t hit the ground running shouldn’t be surprising. Nevermind that through his first two seasons, 21 starts, he put up a 4.35 FIP, which is stellar given the circumstances.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
All very valid points. I am anxious if he will last or flame out.
Also, I should say that I originally agreed with shanghaijim in reference to all NYY prospects that come up and get mega hype. Hughes, Joba, etc…
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
I hate the over hype they get as well. I just feel that Hughes has somehow managed to get unfairly negatively hyped in response to the NY hype machine. If that makes sense.
Anyways, I think he just needs a full season left alone in the MLB rotation, which I’m not sure he’ll be allowed to get in NY unless he comes out the gate firing.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Check out his minor league numbers. His entire minor league history is stellar and the dude is still young, only 24.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
These ones really disturb me. Though I think Jesus Montero will step in nicely, soon.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If Montero can stick at catcher, he is amazing. If he ends up at DH, he’s going to have to be one of the very best bats in the league. It’s possible, but that’s a high bar to reach.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
He was taken in front of Timmy
because
a) he’s a lefty
b) he was a high schooler
But he has almost 2 full years of MLB experience and still has major control issues.
Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The kid sucks then?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to the club…..
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by Little Napoleon on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The last Giants dodgers game i went to
My dad and I sat between two fat ass dodger fans. Luckily Uribe saved us
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow I feel the same way
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice AB, Pablo
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
wow. walk? what’s that?
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PANDA WALK

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PablOBP
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PANDA WALK WITH ME
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BONDS SHOW ME THE WAY CAUSE LASORDA TRYIN TO BRING ME DOWN
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
2 posts where Panda replaces Jesus, and Bonds replaces God
It can get no better.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Woops
Lasorda replaces the devil as well
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Extraneous switch; already is
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
can this entire game have a rec’d button?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
I like that Panda
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I s plate approach
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
That was supposed to have the less than 3 heart symbol
And say “I love Huff’s plate approach”
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
AuBBrey
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Did Kruk just call Rowand a patient hitter?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Kruk's drunk, just like me! I IZ SPECIAL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
U R, U R
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to understand
She couldn’t get it out of her throat.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, what?
Rowand is a more patient hitter
You’re losing me, Krukow.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I thought I just heard that too!
He doesn’t have a walk this year.
by BucksForever on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP MANIA!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Renteria is patient
LOL
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Sorry son
But Rowand is NOT patient
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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FORBIDDEN RESULTS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
OBP!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Huff - Leadoff caliber.
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"Rowand is a more patient hitter"
LoLKruk!
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
too much wine up in the booth tonight
by commodoregiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
"The McCoven looked up at us like we were drinking."
“Which of course we were…”
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What has gotten into the Giants?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Wow
Huff on base 5 times tonight.
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You must be proud of your son. He’s much better then mine
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
If Aubrey just gets a hit or walks every time up, I’ll like him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IKR?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Except he's not broken
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Considering Molina has a walk tonight….
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Huff's line tonight is ridiculous
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
derosa
not so good tonight……..
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
yuck
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
GDIPRosa
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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TWSS
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Guess there has to be one GIDP, D-ROW.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOL
http://twitter.com/the_ironsheik
Wow
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
BIG FUCKING MONEY
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
MONEY!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Molina is on fire
this is going to be his season best.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The money lies in them thunder thighs!!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
both cheeks!
and part of his gut
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
BENGIE!!!!!!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
22GIGANTES IS ARROUSED!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
i really hope hes watching this
READ MY BLOG!
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22GIGANTES!!!!!!
READ MY BLOG!!!!!!!!
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
MONEY!!!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
BIG MONEY!!!
FTW!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
BIG MONEY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
MUNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
4-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
NERDING THE DOWN MONEY, STRETCH!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
BIG MONEY!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
bengie
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ its money inside
WOW MOLINA. NO DOUBTER.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.


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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
This is awesome
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd again
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd forever
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
DINGERZ
POSEY WOULDNT DO THAT NERDS
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
how about we move Buster to LF?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Here's a fun fact...
Giant hitters are 1-29 lifetime against Brendan Donnelly. This includes postseason.
Um, check that… 2-30
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
READ MY BLOG READ MY BLOG READ MY BLOG READ MY BLOG READ MY BLOG READ MY BLOG READ MY BLOG READ MY BLOG
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
check the sig
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry. Can’t. Furiously masturbating
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce Jenkins, is that you?
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
UR ALL HATERZ!!!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Subject Line Here

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
What is seen can't be unseen
Oh wait, just click on subject line…
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
hahah yeesh
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Bengie Molina:
Infinitely more tolerable as a 6-hole hitter.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
109
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BREAKING BELTZ
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
POSEY WHO?!
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Have him come up in like September or October
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It was
too high.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Everybody Sing!
When the Giants come to town, it’s Bye-Bye Baby
Every time the chips are down, it’s Bye-Bye Baby
History’s in the making at Candlestick Park
Cheer for the batter, and light the spark
If you’re a fan of Giants baseball, sing Bye-Bye Baby!
If you want to be in first place, call Bye-Bye Baby!
Listen to the broadcast on KSFO
Turn up the volume, and hear ‘em go
With the San Francisco Giants, it’s Bye-Bye Baby!
BENGIE!!!!!
OLD MAN DANCE TIME!!!!

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Upgrade to Pro today!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
NATE!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Fresno....perhaps.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB Audio Your losin me
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
Designated Defense in the game
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
YES lol
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
HELLA REC'D
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
already blown up on my wall, under a banner that says “OBmuthafuckinP”
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
“i got muscle that you don’t got, so fuck you”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Chronic masturbation pumps you up!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If you had told me during the offseason that a week into the season the Giants would be 5-1 (hopefully 6-1), I would not have called you a liar, but I would have called you a person who does not tell the truth.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
eh
6 run lead, just challenge the hitters
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey will destroy that number
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
this
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
KUIP OMINOUSLY SAYS
seagulls are circling!!!
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Finish quickly, Gully
I need to watch my DVR’d shows
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Ferngully?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Avatar
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me
I got home from work today and saw a crow attack a squirrel in my yard. The squirrel got away, though.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I saw a squirrel eating an orange while walking to my car.
Yeah, my story is way more badass..
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Defense!
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Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on Apr 12, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That’s an Ishikawa I can get behind (wishful thinking)
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Drats
My RAs were giving away free food, so I left for just a bit, and I come back to see that Molina hit a homer? And Huff walked? What is going on here? How do we have 9 runs?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Molina hit a homer And Huff walked
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Usually that’s it for a game. I’m not used to this, it’s catching me off-guard.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
There's magic inside
Apparently they weren’t fucking lying.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Well that’s good. Can’t be sued for false advertising, then.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Witchcraft and demonry.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Answer in question answers question.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Meddling in the affairs of wizards
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fatty Boy Mickey-D Says .....

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This is sad.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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motivation to not eat drunk for the next week
by commodoregiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
mark?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this how they train new Michilen men?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
sad
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy looked like Vic Frankenstein.
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Throw Strikes, [Giants Scrub}!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL RAIDERS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
stokes
at least stokes was useful sometimes, DHB is pretty terrible all around
by dodgers_suck on Apr 12, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He probably wore just a wifebeater
because he won’t be able to catch a cold too
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Prediction for tomorrow:
Sunny with a chance of Cain
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Taking a breather
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
you seem hopeful.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Quick!
What’s Zito’s record when the giants score 9 runs?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I think the Astros have more problems than just Berkman being out.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BALLGAME!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
DANCE!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
WINZ
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Ballgame
Giants making it look easy
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
DANCE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Giants Win! Wooooooo
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
LARS FTW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WINNER!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOOK WHAT I SPENT MY DAY DOING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have no idea what that’s from, but it’s awesome.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Twin Peaks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ah! Been a while since I’ve seen that.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 12, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
ZITO IS 2-0!!!
WITH A 2.25 ERA!!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Giants Win!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WIN!!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Every time.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
wtf is this? it’s great
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually
I don’t think I’ve ever gotten an answer on wtf this is from.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Somebody figured it out awhile back. It’s from some British game show or something. I forget the name of it.
by deuce deuce on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks French to me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
Giants Win! Wooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Giants Win!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
No such thing!
Giants win!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVER TOO MANY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Never!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
OHMYGOD this is so ftw
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop trying to break the goddamned law!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re sorry, remote linking of images is not permitted.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
old school, kick it


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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
giants 5/6 hitters:
6 for 6, 5 runs, 6 hits, 5 rbis, 2 walks, 2 hbp
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
I have no idea. I came across it last week and fell in love.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This.
I think it was some viral commercial thing
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah – I’ve seen that.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
6-1!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
One more

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Joe pushing the helmet away with his stick cracks me up every time.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Angry Joe is awesome. And that Sedin just bends over for it (literally) makes it all that much better.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Good timing for Angry Joe
Hope he brings it with him Wednesday.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
I hope he brings it through June. I think his Iron Man streak being broken pisses him off.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Agreed.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Yup
One of them. Henrik, I think. But it could be Daniel, for all I know.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Who cares
As long as it was one of the Sedin’s.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
UNCANNY VALLEY
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Just about to post that gif, lol
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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♥ Joe Thornton
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by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
This is Joe Thornton …. right before he hits the ice.

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 12, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
There needs to be more Palin masks here, IMO.
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Wow what show is that? I remember watching it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Where’s the original gif?
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oh my god…. ummm… what’s her number
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damn ....
I wish I was that hotdog.
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 12, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
not exactly ....
but i wouldn’t say no to my d!ck being in her mouth …. she’s hot. lol.
by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 12, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, nothing.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously... i have to stop watching this
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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
SHUT THE FUCK UP GARY RADNICH
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“So, Sandoval is going to move to first base, right?” WTF?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He just says anything off the top of his head that is provocative
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hope Grant posts that postgame thread soon. I can’t handle any more of this page.
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I’ve never clicked this many subject lines.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
negativity time...
GARY RADNICH. GO AWAY.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
Well
Should I make a post-game thread?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Post game up
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/12/1418422/post-game-recap-giants-keep-rolling
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
DO IT!
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