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Dirtbag sighting!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this only number 3? YOU’RE LOSING ME, MCC!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

4

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM STARTING TO FIND YOU AGAIN, MCC

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take Zito out now, please

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hand me the rocker launcher please.

by Merope on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The creepiest thing in that photo is actually the leopard-print Christmas stocking.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s just a disturbing photoshop

by nataku on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be more disturbing if Zito’s head was on the dog.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Zito’s head should have been sticking out of the top of the Christmas stocking

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that would probably improve Zito’s image

by nataku on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants offense

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't unsee

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hugh Laurie is amazing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have lupus?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITOS LOSING IT AGAIN

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was a nice changeup there.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

that's the best he has pitched all night

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh I love awkward Zito family portraits

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, they look like relatives

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, watch the hands there, little guy.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the FUCK did that miss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THE WALK!!!! FUCK YOU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

How the FUCK do you walk Bobby fucking Crosby?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito Nooooooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck, how did Crosby lay off that? He sucks.

BULLPEN PLEASE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate these umps

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

and he lost him

uh oh. Get Romo in there before this becomes 6-5.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

*7-5

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be quite a feat considering it’s 7-2 right now.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have faith in the Giants ability to give back a run ;)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE HIM OUT, YOU BIG HEADED IDIOT!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

UNSEE UNSEE D:

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

wreck’d

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner of all-time

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dreams haunted

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARRY

Your losing me!!!! lolz

by waffles on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES [GIANTS PITCHER] !!!

by Merope on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ON YOUR FEET FOR ZEETS!!!

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON YOUR FEETS FOR ZEETS

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romosexuals to the front.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rock that

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i designed it…..i know, something to be very proud of. i want the giants to get on this.

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it on some where that we can buy it? Like a cafe press type dealie?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wannagetthatwannagetthatwannagetthat

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have left him in for one more batter, that ump was giving shit calls there.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK PULL IT NOW

My finger not zito he is absolutely uhamazing!!!!

by waffles on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Job, Barry

Be kind to his ERA, Sergio

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Applausing.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Considering he had absolutely nothing all night

Not a bad outing

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

IAWTC. Pitched with nothing.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he was missing spots all night and still the Pirates could do nothing with him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that says more about the Pirates

than Zito.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. Pirates have some decent hitters.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a cynic today

I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m preemptively depressing myself for the inevitable midseason swoon.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

today???

:)

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S CRAFTY

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s just our type

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

*trying to manufacture a save situation for Weezie?!?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Blow out wins > save situations

by nataku on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I think 7 hours out in the yuck yesterday wasn’t such a good idea. All of a sudden, I don’t feel so good.

by Merope on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Agree.

I have felt like shit all day. Stayed home from work because of it. Also had to drive back to Fresno after the game yesterday.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We drove back to Sac. There’s something going around, I had 8 kids absent today. So I probably have been fighting something off all weekend.

by Merope on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck.

Take some nyquil tonight. That seemed to hold off some of what I was feeling when I got home last night.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL no thanks, that shit gives me some messed up dreams. Sometimes when I take that I dream that I’m awake. So I wake up all tired and confused. [More so than usual]

by Merope on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the awake but not dreams. even more than talking about my fantasy team

usually, it is of the form where I get up, shower, get ready for work. And then I wake up and actually have to do that shit that I already felt like I did.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh bummer.
I love me some nyquil. Dayquil too. Well either way, hope you feel better.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done Zito

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

u stol’d my gif!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is that really Mr. Slanket's gf or is he lying to look cool to BWhe3ez?

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

B-whiz trying to mack on his girl right in front of him. Rude.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ninja.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pulling the robbery

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what prompted this, but I’m thinking Speedee Oil Change.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Sergio.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO TIME

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

not as creepy as the ones he takes of himself

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Colmes

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 starts in a row where zito does pretty damn well

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FRISBEEE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMOSEXUALS!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SerKio

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotcha

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo's stuff is so goddamn nasty

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

also he’s a good pitcher

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh
Lewis’ future remains in limbo amid trade talks

The Giants have indicated to outfielder Fred Lewis that he will be activated or traded by the weekend, the Mercury News has learned.

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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

probably traded, who the hell would they demote?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa, Velez...

I would hope.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wouldn’t demote Ishi

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What point does Ishikawa have on this team?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i feel bad :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still think his defense is a liability

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

groupthink

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traded to Boston for Kevin Frandsen.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And will later receive Fred Lewis as the PTBNL from the Frandsen trade

by DividedByZero on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which, did we ever find out who that player was or how much money we got for Frandsen??

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or does he just end up being a tax deduction?

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or did Sabean just forget that we’re still owed something in the deal??

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

its FLEW time

DFA whiteside, DeRosa for backup C

by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodbye Fred

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The Giants have indicated to outfielder Fred Lewis that he will be given a $500 million bonus or traded by this weekend, the Mercury News has learned.”

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder if it’s for a catcher.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFUUUU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw shoot. THINK OF THE ERA

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry

The Zito era is only half over

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Do MLB’ers have to donate to the chef funds like they do in the minors?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OH KNOEZ PANIC!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Run

crimeny

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito's ERA

is not a romosexual

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Compact Hack. This phrase amuses me.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, shit

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep calling him McCracken

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

RELEASE MCCRACKEN!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh THAT’s that guy! with all the flat cartoons! i like his work.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 Madam Foster’s

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crosby

Runs just as fast as Money!

by waffles on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the frisbee.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a beauty

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SerKKio

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

JACK NASTY

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

That slider was NASTY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotcha

You looked silly

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

McChoken.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The motion on Sergio's shit is INCREDIBLE

Never seen balls waggle like that

… waits for it

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I have.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like he doesn’t know where it’s going sometimes

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

that was NASTY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYZ GUYZ GUYZ HOLD UP HOLD UP WAIT WAIT

Ben Roethlisberger was NOT charged with any crime.

by Every6thDay on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy’s change or sergio’s frisbee slider?

by Hamed on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy's change

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got to actually go with

Sanchez slider then Zito’s curve.

by waffles on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over Timmy’s change? Really??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/remembers last year

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

nevermind. confuses waffles with timmy cain

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly, but the pfx on gameday is just nasty.

by Hamed on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy’s change, but that’s nothing against Sergio’s slider.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No contest, Timmy’s change is the best strikeout pitch, if not the best pitch in baseball right now.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe in change

But I depend on sliders.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I just realized that there are two Crosbys playing pro sports for a Pittsburgh team. I wonder which one is more popular…

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldn’t be hard to tell them apart.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONLY 1 OF THEM WUZ A ROOKY OF THE YEAR

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bing!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bing

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually the same guy.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SerKKKio

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The side

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM A ROMOSEXUAL!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO = TEH AWESOME!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES FUCK YES!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand-esque swing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer Slurm

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Slurm, or Slurm Classic?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s highly addictive!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!

only thing I can think of when futurama is referenced

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That show was amazing. Can’t wait for the new episodes.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slurm is made with people?!?!??!

No, that’s Soylent Cola

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The set up...

How is it?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it varies from person to person

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t remember my wife’s eye color, but this sort of thing? I got it.

Stupid brain.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I write those things down.

Dr. Stankus need brain! For smart making!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope I’m missing the delta brain wave

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did y'all see Milledge nod after strike 2?

“Yeah, you own me”

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I interpreted it like “Yeah, now throw me a fucking fastball”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

KO'D

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

by beat_la_25 on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

DEAR GOD THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

frizbee pitch?

or romosexualism? cuz I’m for equality

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm a Romosexual

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That's cool

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m thinking of actually ordering a shit ton of them and selling them outside the ballpark….

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMO IS SO SICK, damn his slider is just unreal

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Quality Start!

Zito Says thanks!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not normally, but I’d go romosexual for Romo.

by peetah on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Buc Nasty

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

My wife has an uncle whose head bobs around like Buck Nasty

always cracks me up when I think about it

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silky Johnson is still the most hatin' player hater

You like my fur coat, it’s made from your momma’s pubic hair

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACK ACK ACK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a very silly/funny movie.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romoerotic pitching FTW!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone else read on fangraphs recently that Sergio Romo’s slider has the most break of any pitch in the majors, or something?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Bears repeating

Anagram of “Sergio Romo” = ORGIES ROOM

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG BECKY!

I thought tim and matt only do that, but add sergio to the list!!!

by waffles on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio Romo gives me butterflies in my stomach.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie 3-3

HATERZ

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

I love new Plate-Discipline-Bengie

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/22gigantes masturbates furiously

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY BLOG!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a walk.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I of all people did not appreciate that mental image

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just like the phrase masturbating furiously.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the phrase masticating furiously.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Demonstrates Furiously

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conjugates Furiously

by Every6thDay on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Furious Styles

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s evocative

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that image, but 22gigantes, no.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incidentally, I just found out he’s one of my handful of Twitter followers who isn’t a spambot or a pornbot. Well, not a spambot.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he does everythign furiously

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A’s continuing their hot play on the east bay

Uh, they are playing in Seattle this series?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

doesnt rime

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

well it is on the east of the sound….ok that’s stretching it

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Milledge was wasted by that slider

Better keep him away from Roethlisberger

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOH

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will you be here all week?

by Into the Void on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way Bengie takes that walk last year.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You’d walk too if Bam Bam had a gun to your wife’s head.

by Into the Void on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever works….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

He scared.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wut?

Bengie walked?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE WALK WITH ME!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie took a walk?

APOCOLYPSE NOW!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

A FOUR PITCH WALK>!?!?!

by Every6thDay on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Homemade carmel corn.

Only in the club level.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

looked more like brains.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELITIST!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

My season tickets are in 314 upper box…not club level. I’ve just sat there a few times.

I hate being at college and not take advantage of my family’s 25-year old season tix.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAAAINS

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by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many BBs does Bengie have now?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk said:

“He wasn’t even using a finger. He went right to the mouth!”

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

T
W
S
S!!!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nom nom nom.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASS TO MOUTH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never go Ass to Mouth.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

VAPORS!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING FANTASTIC MOVIE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

‘Cause I don’t remember it being 1/8 as good as the Original…

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was not as good as the first, but it was still a good movie.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh the original was better, but Clerks 2 was pretty damn good

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give Me Back My Bengie

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That girl is orange.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RACIST!

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENGIE BREAKS UP THE DP

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE ATE THE DP

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift+A

God Romo is filthy.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll shower after the game.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1000000

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo awesome, Bengie awesome

lol Bengie

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Gigantes22 needs a word with you

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 22gigantes

close champ

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Several words

Some of them Penis Sucking.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep it off the ground

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Does that dude on top of the dugout look like Nick Swisher to anyone else?

by Hamed on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker sighting

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to watch ’Nemo" again…….

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friends and I just watched that movie last night. Freaking hilarious. “I’m obnoxious!” “Ahh, good morning everyone! Today’s the day, the sun is shinining, the tank is clean, and we are getting out of… The tank is clean. THE TANK IS CLEAN!”

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by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRRES

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER TIME!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

yuck

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, Comcast guy thought the inning was over.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

JOHN MY BOY…good to see you

by snafu on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres

should be sent down for Flew

by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think he can be.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, we can’t send down one of our few RHH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOHN BOWKER IS BATTING NOW!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Run wild!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Possible Walk wild!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patiently waiting

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wherever you go
Whatever you do

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania Running Wild!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

john

walk with me…..

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania Walking Wild!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawon vomits

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

took a walk

bochy will have a word with him.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKEROBP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FORBIDDEN RESULT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly hope

Lewis can do something good with us. I think he has the potential and we haven’t even skimmed the top of it. If he gets traded wish him the best unless if he goes to the NL West teams

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Walks by Molina AND Bowker

The world is ending.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The walk by Bowker's not that surprising

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh..

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There is a swarm of earthquakes lately

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame that on me taking Earthquakes this semester.

The walks? Maybe there is magic inside of something.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe there is magic inside of something.

TWSS

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina: Surprising
Bowker: Not so Surprising.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAILMAN

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWANDOBP!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OBPROWAND

OBP takes HPB into account, right?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWAND.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

THROWIN AT ROWIN

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GRITTY AB

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

naw

he wasn’t hurt

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Warrior

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

gritty

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

intestinal fortitude

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gritty Veteran HBP

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The game is official

Rownads has a bruise

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What a gamer!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a gamer, hell be ok

by Montana_Rob on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

/breaks wrist
//plays for next 5 months

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

That would’ve happened whether he got hit or not.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda charged

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He tried

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game last year vs. the Rockies and it was the greatest game I’ve ever been too.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I desire salami.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

groupthink

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar looks all out of whack tonight

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent

0 for his last 10

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome back to Earth

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

And Rent crashes back down to Earth.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar looks pissed

he’s swinging at everything

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Where have you gone Rally Gar?

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Endangered species.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the Rent that was hitting everything :(

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oh THAT Renteria.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ooooooo

THAT edgar rentaria

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent crashes back to Earth

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OH KNOWEZERWEREWR#$#$#$ Renteria you suck, panic button that shit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

whatthefuck?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 of 10!!!! ITS NOT GOOD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think each Giant was allotted a certain amount of hits at the beginning of the year, and Rent decided to use them all at once.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I had the same problem as a kid with candy.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

sharks by the way? PLAYOFF BLUNDERS CONTINUE?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Light up the BamBam signal, Rent needs some work.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

No!

Rent is back to his .440 avg hit self man I that version!

by waffles on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Scott's first walk?

I’m pretty sure his AVG. was equal to his OBP when I checked earlier today.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Affeldt video incoming.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping

But all Amy does is disappoint.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

With tremendous vigor

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I want to have sex with Amy G? Something must be wrong with me.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this team

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, it is this guy that doesn't throw strikes

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Runzler sighting

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Runz!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD KRUK STOP SAYING DAN RUNZLER HAVING COMMAND PROBLEMS IS WEIRD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE LAST SEASON IN HIS DOMINATE 8.2 IP HE ONLY HAD 5 WALKS

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND IN SPRING TRAINING HE ONLY WALKED 4.4 BATTERS PER 9!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk is shocked by Runzler’s walks.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZLER!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened last inning?

Wife distracted me with a new dress she bought today

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So did it fit you?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a glove!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie walked

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

put the dress back on, it clearly helps our OBP

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was clearly distracted

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/high fives you

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

going to sister’s wedding this weekend

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understandably so

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

o/

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife would be mega pissed if I did this

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understandable

You’d stretch out that dress.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s baby fat

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

lately

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by srpwrd on Apr 13, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Walked

(well he got hit)

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s the video!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Affeldt

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I love that

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

someone please make that into a gif

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Brendan Donnelly

i remember him.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a pleasant memory

Not sure why though.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

KAffeldt

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD whoever you were.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RunzKer

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SHE CAN'T GET IT OUT OF HER THROAT

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S WHAT KUIPER SAID

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERIOUS LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSWS

but she can’t talk with that thing in her throat

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!!!!

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

at best?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

at best

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

She can't even get it outta her throat

TWSS

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

“She can’t get it out of her throat.” – Kuip

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

you cant just throw a relief pitcher a breaking ball, thats just mean

by Uncle Russel on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t that an unwritten rule?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if you throw a relief pitcher a breaking ball down 10-0 while pitching a no-hitter while the guy on first tries to steal second?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the relief pitcher is squared to bunt?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left that out, somehow, despite mentioning the no-hitter.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t affeldt get a breaking ball the other day?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

psst

(That’s what they are talking about.)

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t get the memo

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Kuip just “TWSS”?

by deuce deuce on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: "She can't get it out of her throat"

LOL

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

………..

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every game

I am ready to take a screenshot of that dude on the McDonald’s ad board behind home plate groping a player/umpire…but the angles haven’t quite been right yet

by snafu on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice 1-2-3 4 Runzler

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITouch reply fail

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I heard she can’t get it out of her throat.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Singing might help

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humm baby?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flyoutzler

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Outzler

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HE LOOK SO HAPPY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUPER MARIO AT THE GAME!!

Looking for mushrooms, no doubt.

by Every6thDay on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell was that in the stands?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice inning for Runzler.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DAN HE DON'T GIVE UP ANY RUNZ-LER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to start wearing a cape

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am wearing one right now

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

another point in favor of this fashion?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It takes a bold man to pull off the cape look

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s all I am wearing right now.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMI!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My lawyer wears a cape

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you pic’d there.

by Every6thDay on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty awesome

by nataku on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

something about a throat

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HIGH!
DEEP!
OUT OF HERE!

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have a .gif of the Affeldt AB yesterday?

by deuce deuce on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The request is in, I believe

Now we have to wait for the benevolent gods to unleash their bounty upon us.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

Just saw the highlight of the Huff hit.

What was the MCC reaction to the flex?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

"LOL"

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laughter

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glee.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Huff’s primary muscle?

by Every6thDay on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

There's another one he stretches everyday

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Healthy

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOO 2002 ANGEL SIGHTING

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

We see one behind the plate almost everyday.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's ok....

It was Benji, so we sww him everyday….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

sww=see

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

if i am to understand this correctly

she could not in fact, get it out of her throat

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

So it was reported.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they try the heimlich maneuver?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUST. SWING. AT. EVERYTHING.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Per MLB Channel

Giants have led their division for 7 days this season. Over the past THREE SEASONS the Giants have led the division for exactly 3 days.

by Every6thDay on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

D:

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

at first you were like

but then you were like

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND FINALLY HE WAS LIKE

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s ridiculous. could of sworn we tied for the division in June one year. but i guess that was the hillenbrand year which would be 2006.

by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attack!

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow his approach at the plate is uncanny

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

work that count panda

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god

Giants V Knuckleballer…

That will be a sight to see.

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by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

jinx

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo will either strike out foolishly or bomb the shit out of that thing

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by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda especially.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hits a homer off of a floater above his head

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy should throw his knuckleball.

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

some wild ass pitches. maybe an old scouting report?

by tony_flow on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man....

…..really wanna see pablo try and hit a knuckleball

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw!

Don’t like him or anyone on the Dodgers, or their fans

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

No kidding.

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure you are not alone

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you get the memo? Kershaw = next Lincecum, apparently.

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by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes more like sanchez

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Sanchez at least has one complete game.

Kershaw’s too busy walking the pitcher (twice!) to bother finishing a game.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

dude never makes it past 5 innings

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHo came first him or

The JayHey Kid,
hate the media. especially any so called baseball expert on ESPN maybe except John Kruk

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft, the worst was when

everybody was all “Phil Hughes is the next great young pitcher!” AFAIK only because he was a Yankees prospect.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil who?

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It was because he was pretty awesome. Still might be.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

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by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes. Very, very good.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I agree that we will probably be good. But what he has done doesn’t deserve the hype he gets for it.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. Coming up as a 21 year old in the AL East is brutal. The fact that he didn’t hit the ground running shouldn’t be surprising. Nevermind that through his first two seasons, 21 starts, he put up a 4.35 FIP, which is stellar given the circumstances.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

All very valid points. I am anxious if he will last or flame out.

Also, I should say that I originally agreed with shanghaijim in reference to all NYY prospects that come up and get mega hype. Hughes, Joba, etc…

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I hate the over hype they get as well. I just feel that Hughes has somehow managed to get unfairly negatively hyped in response to the NY hype machine. If that makes sense.

Anyways, I think he just needs a full season left alone in the MLB rotation, which I’m not sure he’ll be allowed to get in NY unless he comes out the gate firing.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out his minor league numbers. His entire minor league history is stellar and the dude is still young, only 24.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

These ones really disturb me. Though I think Jesus Montero will step in nicely, soon.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Montero can stick at catcher, he is amazing. If he ends up at DH, he’s going to have to be one of the very best bats in the league. It’s possible, but that’s a high bar to reach.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was taken in front of Timmy

because
a) he’s a lefty
b) he was a high schooler

But he has almost 2 full years of MLB experience and still has major control issues.

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kid sucks then?

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the club…..

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by Little Napoleon on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last Giants dodgers game i went to

My dad and I sat between two fat ass dodger fans. Luckily Uribe saved us

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice AB, Pablo

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. walk? what’s that?

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA WALK

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Great game for Pablo.

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

PablOBP

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bam Bam!

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by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA WALK WITH ME

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Woops

Lasorda replaces the devil as well

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extraneous switch; already is

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

can this entire game have a rec’d button?

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

My god, he goes for the first two, then goes 6 more pitches, then takes a walk.

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by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that Panda

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by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I s plate approach

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by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That was supposed to have the less than 3 heart symbol

And say “I love Huff’s plate approach”

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by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand…patient…HAHAAHAHAHHAHA

by snafu on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

AuBBrey

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Kruk just call Rowand a patient hitter?

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk's drunk, just like me! I IZ SPECIAL

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R, U R

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by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to understand

She couldn’t get it out of her throat.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?
Rowand is a more patient hitter

You’re losing me, Krukow.

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought I just heard that too!

He doesn’t have a walk this year.

by BucksForever on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

PATIENT GIANTS ARE PATIENT!

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS OBP POWER

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OBP MANIA!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria is patient

LOL

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry son

But Rowand is NOT patient

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FORBIDDEN RESULTS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff - Leadoff caliber.

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by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SLOWS DOWN THE GAME

Bud Selig disapproves

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by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What has gotten into the Giants?

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by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Huff on base 5 times tonight.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I mention that's my boy?

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by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. On-baseball!

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by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

You must be proud of your son. He’s much better then mine

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Aubrey just gets a hit or walks every time up, I’ll like him.

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like some kind of Nick Johnson

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by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except he's not broken

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like like?

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by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… the Giants have already walked more this season than all of last year?

by Merope on Apr 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Considering Molina has a walk tonight….

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh DeRosa

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by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball

As I Suspected

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by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

derosa

not so good tonight……..

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yuck

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GDIPRosa

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU DEROSA, that was a good opportunity for my pokemonz!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess there has to be one GIDP, D-ROW.

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by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

http://twitter.com/the_ironsheik

Wow

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s still pissed Hulk Hogan beat him for the title back in 84.

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by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG FUCKING MONEY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
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by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG FUCKING MONEY

AWYEAH

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

22GIGANTES WAS RIGHT!!!

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina is on fire

this is going to be his season best.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The money lies in them thunder thighs!!!!!

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by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lirl

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

both cheeks!

and part of his gut

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by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENORMOUS BILLS

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

22GIGANTES IS ARROUSED!!!!!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i really hope hes watching this

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MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22GIGANTES!!!!!!

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MONEY!!!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

PENIS SUCKING

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by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY!!!

FTW!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

MUNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY, NERBS

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by DrStankus on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NERDING THE DOWN MONEY, STRETCH!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY!

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by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

bengie

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ its money inside

by Uncle Russel on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW MOLINA. NO DOUBTER.

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by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Huge Legal Tender!

"Mow bwiefings?" "More briefings."

by stobgopper on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MCCOVEY CHRONICLES CAN’T STAND IT!

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by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This is awesome

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd again

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

DINGERZ

POSEY WOULDNT DO THAT NERDS

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

how about we move Buster to LF?

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's a fun fact...

Giant hitters are 1-29 lifetime against Brendan Donnelly. This includes postseason.

Um, check that… 2-30

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey you, Molina! Hit a home run!

I told him to do that.

by Every6thDay on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

check the sig

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. Can’t. Furiously masturbating

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Bruce Jenkins, is that you?

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UR ALL HATERZ!!!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

CLEAN UP HITTER!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Subject Line Here

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Still disturbing.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is seen can't be unseen

Oh wait, just click on subject line…

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this so much.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah yeesh

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

someone needs to photoshop Bengie’s head on that

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Snap B-Money

see you later Buster

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

US HATERZ BE SILENCED

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina:

Infinitely more tolerable as a 6-hole hitter.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING BELTZ

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

REGULAR SEASON HEROICS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

B.

$.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

by beat_la_25 on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY WHO?!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Have him come up in like September or October

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It was

 too high.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody Sing!

    When the Giants come to town, it’s Bye-Bye Baby
    Every time the chips are down, it’s Bye-Bye Baby
    History’s in the making at Candlestick Park
    Cheer for the batter, and light the spark

    If you’re a fan of Giants baseball, sing Bye-Bye Baby!
    If you want to be in first place, call Bye-Bye Baby!
    Listen to the broadcast on KSFO
    Turn up the volume, and hear ‘em go

    With the San Francisco Giants, it’s Bye-Bye Baby!

by Merope on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Upgrade to Pro today!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i c it

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TI sighting

order now and get a Nate and Mota free

by kezargiants on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Audio Your losin me

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

QUIEN TIENE LA MOTA???

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Designated Defense in the game

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YES lol

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELLA REC'D

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff demands the right to bare arms.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

already blown up on my wall, under a banner that says “OBmuthafuckinP”

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs moar green

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“i got muscle that you don’t got, so fuck you”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chronic masturbation pumps you up!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a word:

AWESOME!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Gwillayermoh!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If you had told me during the offseason that a week into the season the Giants would be 5-1 (hopefully 6-1), I would not have called you a liar, but I would have called you a person who does not tell the truth.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Mota

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

eh

6 run lead, just challenge the hitters

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey will destroy that number

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

this

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to go home

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish quickly, Gully

I need to watch my DVR’d shows

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ferngully?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avatar

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me

I got home from work today and saw a crow attack a squirrel in my yard. The squirrel got away, though.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defense!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 12, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an Ishikawa I can get behind (wishful thinking)

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drats

My RAs were giving away free food, so I left for just a bit, and I come back to see that Molina hit a homer? And Huff walked? What is going on here? How do we have 9 runs?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina hit a homer And Huff walked

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually that’s it for a game. I’m not used to this, it’s catching me off-guard.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's magic inside

Apparently they weren’t fucking lying.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s good. Can’t be sued for false advertising, then.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Witchcraft and demonry.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answer in question answers question.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thornton-Marleau-Heatley all play baseball for the Giants now.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meddling in the affairs of wizards

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAGIC INSIDE BABY!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah hide!

shitty fans don’t catch foul balls

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This is sad.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

motivation to not eat drunk for the next week

by commodoregiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

mark?

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get this joke!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this how they train new Michilen men?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy looked like Vic Frankenstein.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t see a pipe wrench?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw Strikes, [Giants Scrub}!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RAIDERS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

stokes

at least stokes was useful sometimes, DHB is pretty terrible all around

by dodgers_suck on Apr 12, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably wore just a wifebeater

because he won’t be able to catch a cold too

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy mass substitutions, Batman

by nataku on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

END THE GAME, NERD (MOTA).

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE OUT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction for tomorrow:

Sunny with a chance of Cain

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG OMG, 6-1!! COME ON GIANTS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is out? Injured?

by Merope on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

pulled suck muscle

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking a breather

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t look too thrilled when he was HBP

by Merope on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you seem hopeful.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNARZ

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick!

What’s Zito’s record when the giants score 9 runs?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

1-0

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Astros have more problems than just Berkman being out.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DANCE!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

Giants making it look easy

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DANCE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY APPROVES

Photobucket

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win! Wooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

w00t.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LARS FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNER!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOOK WHAT I SPENT MY DAY DOING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 12, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what that’s from, but it’s awesome.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twin Peaks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah! Been a while since I’ve seen that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 12, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINZZZZZ

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO IS 2-0!!!

WITH A 2.25 ERA!!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum’s got no GRIT

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Win!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

haha is that you behind timmeh

by Montana_Rob on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf is this? it’s great

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

I don’t think I’ve ever gotten an answer on wtf this is from.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody figured it out awhile back. It’s from some British game show or something. I forget the name of it.

by deuce deuce on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks French to me.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 12, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win! Wooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Celebrate

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, good game Giants… but I need to go take some Tylenol Cold Medicine and go to sleep. Yay Team!!!

by Merope on Apr 12, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER TOO MANY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHMYGOD this is so ftw

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Livin' LARDGE

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop trying to break the goddamned law!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re sorry, remote linking of images is not permitted.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much time so much fail

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh....

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to worry

never again
like all my cute dates

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

old school, kick it


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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 12, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahaha

What is this from??

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 12, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea. I came across it last week and fell in love.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

rayman’s raving rabbids….hilarious video game

by Treg on Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I think it was some viral commercial thing

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah – I’ve seen that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-1!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

One more

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by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

;-)

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe pushing the helmet away with his stick cracks me up every time.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word

Such a dick move and I love it so much.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angry Joe is awesome. And that Sedin just bends over for it (literally) makes it all that much better.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good timing for Angry Joe

Hope he brings it with him Wednesday.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he brings it through June. I think his Iron Man streak being broken pisses him off.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually hits it twice!

Awesome

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by Goofus on Apr 13, 2010 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA!!!

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by goGSW24 on Apr 12, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Sedin

That’s Sedin, right?

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

One of them. Henrik, I think. But it could be Daniel, for all I know.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares

As long as it was one of the Sedin’s.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNCANNY VALLEY

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just about to post that gif, lol

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea this is just slightly creepy

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ Joe Thornton

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Joe Thornton …. right before he hits the ice.

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 12, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

This needs to be brought over to FTF.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

There needs to be more Palin masks here, IMO.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 12, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s the original gif?

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by cheno on Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Here ya go

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still stuck in her throat?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/erection

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god…. ummm… what’s her number

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i called it and got the FBI, what’s going on here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

moral of the story: stay sober

by sfoakbay on Apr 12, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, yea, i’d say so

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want her to bite your wiener?

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

not exactly ....

but i wouldn’t say no to my d!ck being in her mouth …. she’s hot. lol.

by orange_and_black_attack on Apr 12, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, nothing.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 12, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously... i have to stop watching this

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/deletes gif
/deletes gif
/deletes gif
/deletes gif
/deletes gif
/can’t stop watching gif

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP GARY RADNICH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think they’d be as happy if they lost?

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“So, Sandoval is going to move to first base, right?” WTF?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just says anything off the top of his head that is provocative

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hope Grant posts that postgame thread soon. I can’t handle any more of this page.

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SOMEONE FLASH THE GRANT SIGNAL!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never clicked this many subject lines.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 12, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

Should I make a post-game thread?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 12, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ladies first

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 12, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant has usurped you.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post game up

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/12/1418422/post-game-recap-giants-keep-rolling

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.

by GiantPain on Apr 12, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

3700 gamethread posts tonight

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 12, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ROLL CALL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 12, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT!

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