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LOL DAMON BRUCE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
LOL PIKA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It works though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sure, kid.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just poking fun, joking man.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
see, i was kinda joking too… :( oh well
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
EVERY TIME YOU SAY SOMETHING HERE I JUST WANT TO PUNCH SOMETHING
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL AM 1050!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Punch Damon Bruce!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jeez, scout
Why do you have to be so serious all the time?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I AM A SERIOUS MAN
I own many keys.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PANDA POWER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
PANDA DEFENSE x2!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Panda caught ya
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Quite.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
gnats!
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
It can't be stressed enough
Bengie hitting 6th >>>>> Bengie Hitting 4th
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
THIS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice play
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PANDA CANT FIELD.
Cause he’s fat.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I love how he blew a bubble right when he fielded it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I think the bubble gives him his power
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Copenhagen gum
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
QUICK SUMMRY
-money lies, RBI’S
-HUFF AND PUFF
-LOL AAA PITCHER
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Multitasking Panda.
He blew a bubble right before he fielded that…
Trivia
Name the last player on the Pirates and Giants, respectively, to have 200 (or more) hits in a season.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BARRY BONDS AND BARRY BONDS!!!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
did they have to play for both teams?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
no, that’s the respectively part.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Freddy Sanchez?
Rich Aurilia?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
SCARY ASS RAIN.
Where were you seated. We were LB 104 and as soon as Affeldts strike 3, and the downpour started we couldn’t get out of Dodge quickly enough.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LB 113
yeah same story. the baseball gods held it back as long as they could, then GTFO
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LB 119
We are next to the stairs in field club and the usher wouldn’t let anyone down those stairs unless you had the proper ticket. Luckily we have proper raingear.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Where were you on Saturday
that guy was garbage
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim Tchida says “BALL!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL quoting Zito’s 4 run scored record. That should be added to the Giants bingo drinking game, specific to Zito starts.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Business is a booming!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
GRATZI
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Lt. Aldo Raine: [Aldo shoots Hans’ driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife] Scalp Hermann.
Col. Hans Landa: Are you mad? What have you done? I made a deal with your general for that man’s life!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, they made that deal, but they don’t give a fuck about him. They need you.
Col. Hans Landa: You’ll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don’t think so. More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed out before.
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i need to finish watching this movie
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
beginning is slow
but it gets epic real fast.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, the first scene is one of the best.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I just love how it comes together.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Those socks are fucking sweet. I’m angry at the rest of the team for not wearing them.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Aubrey wears one of those socks on his penis
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
well then
there that is
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Knowledge!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They ARE wearing them...
but no one else wears their pants up
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
IS IT THE SOCKS?!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Zito's poo-slingin alright so far
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
What happend to
Jeff Clement?
Weren’t people really high on him when he was a Mariners prospect?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
he went to USC
just like Mark Prior and Matt Leinart
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
IIRC Clement has the most career HRs at USC ever
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
No, he has to be behind McGwire
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Found it
1. Mark McGwire, 1982-84………………………………… 54
2. Jeff Clement, 2003-05…………………………………… 46
3. Geoff Jenkins, 1993-95…………………………………. 45
4. Eric Munson, 1997-99…………………………………… 43
5. Morgan Ensberg, 1995-98……………………………… 40
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEET PICK HUFF!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Snow-esque
reports of Huff’s shitty defense were greatly exagerrated
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Zito's having a nice game
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Zito!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Huff's defense really is not as bad as ppl made it out to be
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
So THIS giants team vs. LAST YEARS giants team, who wins
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
idk, i mean, they’ve only looked great against the astros and pirates, the braves too, a little i guess. still too early though
This team is better, but I don’t know that it wins as many games.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you have this right
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
obviously the difference is the fake bunt.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
1-2-3-4-5-6!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
My 7 year old daughter just asked me if I like Barry Zito. I told her he’s aiight, but he makes too much money for what he does. She asked how much. When I told her the Giants pay him $126 million to play, she thought about it for a minute, then said “I want to be Barry Zito when I grow up.” You and me both, kid.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
lol awesome
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Tell her to start picking up the Guitar, learn baseball, then forget how to play it when you turn 27.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
err, when she turns 27.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
rec
for awesome daughter
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
She totally wins “Daughter of the Day” today.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
theres our scotty
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand is eager to go back and play defense.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Because he has such a high baseball IQ, apparently
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike LaCoss!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
/born in 88 and doesnt remember much of the early 90s
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Born in 85 and remember too much of the early 90’s
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he was a good Giant and those late 80s teams were fun teams.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
lacoss and garrelts were twins
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Scotty Garrelts!
Fond memories
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff
disappointed with his pop off the bat. Very surprised at the non-clank he’s been showing lately. I’ll take it this way please.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
huff says eff you!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
another good AB by rent
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
until that
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
FOUR THOUSAND POINTS
to whoever can find out how many total pitches renteria has seen this year and then comment with that number
AAAAAAAAAND GO
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
a lot
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
109
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
105 before tonights game
4.375 pitches per at-bat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
120
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Trivia Answer
Mr. F and Richie
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Ha, I was right
Sanchez and Richie
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I wonder if next year they’ll have a 10-year celebration of Rich Aurilia’s one suspiciously good year.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
or maybe
that other thing that happened in 01?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Aurilia’s was more surprising.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They'll do it by retiring his number
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Trivia Answer
Freddie Sanchez for the Pirates
Richie “Fake Bunt” Aurillia for the Giants.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good Panda
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nice dive.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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CANT STOP THE PANDA TODAY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Pablo is ridiculous
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
PANDAREAN BREWMASTAAA
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Man, he is out to get Huff or something?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Huff = Burres' target
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HUFFIN!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I TOLD YOU HUFF COULD DRIVE A PITCH!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
HUFF OFFENDER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AUDREY!
HUFF FINALLY HIT A LINE DRIVE!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HUFF!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
That was smoked
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!
LOL AT&T
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
haha a triple for HUFF!
gotta love the new signing
LOL huff...
hit it right into the farthest part of the park
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
OXYGEN, PLEASE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF SAYS
NO NO NO YOU CAN NOT HIT ME AGAIN!!!
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
HUFFIN AND PUFFIN!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Subject Line!
Just kidding…
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Apr 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone get that man some O2
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
I think he almost thought that was gone
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
There you go, jponry
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Huff’s lungs can only take so much more of this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Guarantee he's bent over on 3rd
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
/shakes head.
/TWHS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh brother...
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Huff really is going to collapse from exhaustion
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Looks fleet footed, to me
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw man.
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Whoa
Almost fair.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So the Pirates are just hanging Burres out to dry, aren’t they?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Yeah!
Yeah! better not be!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
almost serious LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Burres at 82 pitches. I think we have seen the last of him.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol huff flexing
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Huff flexing his muscle for the camera
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You figure you would have figured it out.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Huff asks if you have your tickets.
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Hey, we don’t allow open carrying of guns around here.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOL HUFF
showing his muscle
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
LOL did u catch Huff shaking his head at the end there
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
He is wearing his lucky penis sock
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as he doesn’t wear the unlucky one.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I Like Burress
wish he would pitch against the Giants more often.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
We’re gonna need a gif of that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wtf, 6 runs in 4 IP
Am I watching the Giants, or is this a dream?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
this is it for the series
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Bad Pirates pitcher is Bad.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
timmy says huzzah!
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
TIM THE WIZARD!
CANT WAIT FOR MINE!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
I swear they photoshopped Timmy’s head onto him there
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
no there is a video somewhere
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
There is video evidence.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Timmy looks like a wizard in that snuggie
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Say Hey Tuesday!
It’s a public beating of Jason Heyward for having a douchey nickname.
Where's Perry?
PHer, back to AAA Burress
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
If anyone is going to that game and doesn’t want their Timmy Wizarding Robe.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
finishing the thought...
I will gladly take it off their hands.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hey now
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Referencing the act of wearing the slanket only – Timmy remains a god.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
feels more like an enchanter…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
IWANNAGETTHAT IWANNAGETTHAT IWANNAGETTHAT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs more green
(let timmy smoke)
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLERIA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t see how you can give him an error there.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
No Kruk, a younger player would have caught it cleanly.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Omar would have thrown him out
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey woulda double played it!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
and scored a run!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
short on rent this series?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
86 mph heat.
Wow, they only have 3 hits? Why did it feel like they had more?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The poo is magin tonight
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
magic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL ZITO
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
ZEETS. getcha head in the game.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Just a little
outside
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
CHAN HO PARK...
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Most truthful interview I've ever heard.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
please dont implode….please
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
BARRY
FINISH HIM
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Ima rent it when it hits video. Enough talented actors in it to pique my interest, but not enough to shill out 10 bucks to see it in the theatre.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t know why they had to remake it. The original isn’t that old, and it’s in English.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Exactly
I’m not stoked.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Holy crap
There’s a Bollywood remake: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daddy_Cool_(2009_Hindi_film)
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Does anyone else think that Tyler Perry is not just unfunny, but just makes them want to hurt the people that paid for his films?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I was gonna wait for Huff's first HR, but fuck it
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
by Goofus on Apr 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Man, whiteboard photos rule.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
eh, productive outs aren’t that great when your down by 5
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Zito is dealing
Unbelievably
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOLowry
:(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/acquires thoratic outlet syndrome
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW STRIKES ZITO!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
grumble grumble
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LOL ZITO!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Grr Barry you're out of sorts today
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Yeah
He really doesn’t have anything tonight
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Kuip: called Iwamura “Iramuwa”
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GET MEDDERS UP
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Barry Zito
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Medders is who they had warming up when I think Sanchez was struggling in like the third inning.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Good question.
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Justin Miller
Oh wait…………
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
yo mamma
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
PANIC!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I just want 6 innings from Zito today
but that does not seem likely at the moment.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wow, froze him with a changeup…
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
pablo when he went out to eat last night
by ir1shgiant on Apr 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
LOL Huff Defense!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Graceful!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
that huff can field
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
I know
The Pirates are down by 4, and Iwamura won’t steal, but Zito is going home on one look every time.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
that was an unearned run right?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
No, earned.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Rent play was not an E
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ishikawa who?
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
JT Huff
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that actually makes me a little sad inside
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Apr 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito looks like absolute crap out there
I was hopping for 6 innings, think we may have to settle for 5 today.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I'd be fine sending him out for another
Provided we have an arm loose in the pen at the start of the inning
No problem.
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Atta boy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
inning
over
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I still can't believe
…that MLB made Aubrey change his last name from McPenisutter
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
PENISUDDERS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Penisutter
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
hermaphrodite cows!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Weee. Zito needs to go at least one more inning, but I hope his leash is short next inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he will, and then it’s RUNZLER
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
no seriously
no reliever can have the word “run” in their name
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
A 4 run lead is nice
But I’m going to need to know Zito’s W-L record when the Giants score 6+ runs before I feel comfortable
/pointless stats
I was feeling good
Until that Sharks commercial reminding me of last year’s playoff defeat ;-(
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
don’t speak of that please, thanks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Don't worry
It will soon be smoothed over by this year’s playoff defeat.
(Go Sharks, and if you lose to the fucking AVALANCHE I may burn down the city of San Jose. Except for the Adobe building, that place is awesome)
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good enough…
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Awkward question is awkward
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
seriously
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie en fuego!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Money?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
MONEY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
It Will Cripple Us Financially For Decades To Come.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Aaaauuuuugh
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THE MONEY LIES IF YOU BUY HIM FRIES!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
The money lies in them thunder thighs!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Dinero Grande, mas grande
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Cue “I ♥ Bengie” post from new and completely different poster, 23gigantes.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
LOL one of my LJ friends has that as a user icon.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Buster is going to AA
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Buster gets signed by your very own....
New York BANKS! *the world explodes after the sign
wait what?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
JAX!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Say it ain't so
Never thought he hits the bottle as hard as a baseball
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 12, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That was ball four, Juan.
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Booribe.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Shift-A
What’d I miss?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
WHAT?!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Depressing Sharks commercial.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh god, did they show last year’s series? Selanne missing the empty net? Cheechoo hitting the crossbar? All of the above???
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
They talks about last year’s playoff series and then asks if the Sharks can do better this year.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It’d be depressingly impressive if they managed to do worse. But hey, 12 guys from last year aren’t here anymore. It’s a whole new team. I’m optimistic.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Bad Pirates pitcher was bad. Lots of hits down the Left field line. Huff may be attached to an oxygen tank for the next couple days.
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A discussion on the work of mr. Tyler Perry
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HALF THE GAME ! AND THE FACT I ALREADY BITCHED JPONRY OUT FOR BOSTON COLLEGE
great call on Wisconsin
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
WOOHOO BC!!! Haha
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
oh i see… you’re just saying that when you really never watched the game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/has been found out
But I still like BC. I got in there! (great excuse for liking college teams that others don’t like) Sorry PiKA.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Are you going there? Are you going to join the legion of McCoven Eagles?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You know, I'm leaning toward UCLA now to be honest.
It sucks to turn down schools because I know I’d be happy at all the schools I got into.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Can't blame you
if money is any sort of consideration.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is true.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Baseball America #1 team, UCLA
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Sweet. I haven’t followed college baseball but it’d be nice to see some good baseball for a change.
/joking
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Guess who went to Boston College?
JOEY MARTINEZ.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HELL YEAH JOEY!!!
I will still love BC even if I don’t attend. It was awesome when I visited last year.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
UCLA SUCKS
But I’m biased. Heard the food there is great, and Westwood is pretty awesome. But other than that, SUCKS.
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Fools and Sages
I was just there for a few days. It was quite fun and Westwood is pretty cool. Where are you again?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
USC
Hence, UCLA sucking.
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Fools and Sages
I see.
OH YEAH WELL SC SUCKS!!
/getting started early
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
/plays Tusk
“U-C-L-A SUCKS!”
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Fools and Sages
/tries to come up with a more creative way of saying USC sucks
/gives up
/will get back to you if I end up attending
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Haha, nice.
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Fools and Sages
oh good lord… USC blows, University of second choice, Sports Cars, Spoiled Children, i can go on
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Whatever. USC rocks, I absolutely love it here, and everyone else is just jealous ;)
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Fools and Sages
umm… i heard it’s expensive… i should shut up because i’m paying out of state money
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It’s expensive if you pay full ride, but everyone I know is on a scholarship where it would cost more for them to go to their state schools. One girl pays around $1000 a year. They’re really good about giving out money to people.
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Fools and Sages
ah what year? I’m considering transferring there I have a friend who loves it
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Freshman. There are a surprising amount of Giants/Sharks fans here, btw. Very fun seeing people rep the Bay Area teams in the middle of Dodgers/Kings country.
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Fools and Sages
It's the opposite up in the Bay Area schools
Cal was full of Laker/Dodger fans.
by Murray, Present on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too, always a bonus, here in austin, not so many giants hats around. What’s your major?
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Currently undeclared, but I’m trying to get into their engineering school and major in computer science.
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Fools and Sages
Can I inquire...
did you get into UCLA? ;-)
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I didn’t even get into UCSD, my year was so fucked up.
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True Bruin Here
UCLA is a great place to go to school. Loved it in Westwood, best time of my life…so far.
by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 12, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I know.
I’m really excited. I’m not 100% sure I’m going there, but if I do, it’ll be great.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Please do not do that, go to Miami and you’ll have a better time than being at that school in lame old boston
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh Pika, no.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If they have a super-late application deadline, I’ll consider it. Also, Boston is awesome!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Wisconsin makes me sad. Well, about how my bracket was completely wrong. Otherwise, no emotional attachment at all.
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Fools and Sages
Being a miami redhawk fan=FAIL, more like EPIC FAIL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I stopped watching that game once the Sharks were on – too depressing. At least you guys weren’t shutout, though.
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Hey, you know, that is true, but i’ll say this, at least they weren’t fucked like last year where they lost in the final game giving up 2 goals in a minute
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah. Knowing the whole time you’re going to lose is better than suddenly losing after thinking you’re going to win.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
LOLRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
uribe swings at the ball , takes the strikes
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL bengie running
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
DAMN YOU TORRES… oh well, Zito’s up
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Zito's hitting?
why?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
why?
cause hes pitching really well and deserves to to keep going
by Uncle Russel on Apr 12, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
cause hes pitching really well
I must be on a different channel.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
can we end the Torres
starting experiment? back to pinch running and defensive replacement duty for this one.
Why are you complaining?
It’s not like he is being platooned or anything.
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Zito go yard.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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that would make my day
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
lol
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 12, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
FARMERS SUCK! GO RANCHERS.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GREENHOUSE GROWERS SUCK! GO HUNTERS AND GATHERERS.
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Fools and Sages
I have a friend who tried arguing that farming was the worst thing to happen to humanity…
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
….awesome.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, when you think about it, farming cause people to settle down, eventually leading to cities and crowding. Crowding caused massive amounts of disease from the filth piled up and the close proximity of people. The spread of disease from those cities to places that were largely based on hunting/gathering almost wiped out entire cultures. So it certainly wasn’t a completely good thing.
/has a professor who rants about that a lot
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Fools and Sages
Don't forget INSTITUTIONALIZED AUTHORITY omg evil evil
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Yea, I've thought about it
/history teacher
It’s still a silly thing to say.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Well, farming was definitely a big part of cities
But only a part.
Trade was another.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Led to cities, yes
You can’t have cities if you have to move around to find your food.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Settled agriculture was around for many moons before cities came along.
Cities were not a result of farming. That’s different than saying they needed farms to feed them.
Of course it’s not as simple as cities being a “result” of farming. But farming was essential to the formation of cities. It was a key piece of the puzzle. A much bigger piece of the puzzle than industry considering cities were around a lot earlier than industry.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
What advantage to hipsters provide?
Are there rural hipsters?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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I've never seen that before.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
it's kind of like...
fitting “Saltalammachia,” “Rowland-Smith” or “Duchscherer” on the back of a jersey. Just looks crowded and it arcs.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s impossible to spell that correctly, don’t try to fix me!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito is having
A Jason Heyward type of day. 0-3 2 strikeouts, Jay Sanch is amazing right?
J-SANCH!! BOOYA!!! WITH AUTHORITY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
FROM THE ARC! HE PUTS UP A RAINBOW! COUNT IT! BOOM SHAKALAKA!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he's a great player
why the hate? This isn’t exacrtly Casey Blake.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He's too good
First ab homerun, made him look like a total douche! I want him on my fantasy team though lol.
LOL SHOELACES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL Freeze cam on Pablo’s amazing hit.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yay 1 pitch 1 out!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
1 pitch 1 out
:-)
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
beep boop beep boop beep boop
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
DO IT NOW THERE’S NO TIME
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payafuckingtention
there’s a baseball game on
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito is pitching pretty damn well isn’t he
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
1-2-3
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Good ziti
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 12, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm hungry now.
Thanks asshole.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
1-2-3
that sounds nice
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Well, that was a nice inning. Let him go 7 if he can.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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D-ROW D-ROW!!!
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Quick inning, Zeets will go 7 now
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Dealing Zito is dealing
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The poo looks nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks, when I leave it on your doorstep I like to style it up a bit.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just got back
What’s up? How’d we score? Ground attack?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Huff hit a mean triple into the alley.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Huff hit a line drive?!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I predict that history will look kindly on the 09 offseason, even if we were pissed at the time.
Magic, obviously
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Creepy McDonalds commercial is creepy.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
All of them
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just getting in...
The game is great and all, but I was able to watch the top of the 5th ON MY PHONE. I am still amazed. Science! The future!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY JETPACK?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FISTS ONE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rowand is the king of the fisters
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ROWNADS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
"Fists one."-Kuip
Don’t go Chip Caray on us Kuip.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FISTED
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Did anyone point out that today is Walrusman's birthday?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
just now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that’s what he likes about those high school girls. He gets older, and they stay the same age.
Let's bring the...
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This sums up my feeling about Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Isn't that from a Springsteen song?
No, that was “revved up like a douche.”
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 12, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ANGRY RENT
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Pablo ready to strike.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
pablo, they will give you more pitches
you dont have to swing at everyone.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The best
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Craw?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it’s been one game, meh, whatever
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Panda, get on base
…so my boy can move you over with a HBP
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Huff's new uniform
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Since hitting that HR Saturday...
Renteria is 0-for-9. CHECK FOR NEW BONE CHIPS!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Pablo!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 12, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo can rake
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
I LOVE you PANDA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
PANDA ROCKS
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hahaha that was ridiculous
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That put Pablo over .400, I’m pretty sure.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
.414, according to Gamecenter
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Fools and Sages
LOL PIRATES
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Garret LOLnes
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LOL PIRATES!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOL popfly
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Huff - Error Inducer
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
whoopsies
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I love the music over the PA system
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
No idea
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL Pirates
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Never realized there was an actual record out there…
by positiveuphemism on Apr 12, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL PIRATES x2
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ground attack!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
RUNZ
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
You almost feel sorry for the Pirates.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah, Its gonna be a bad year for the Astros. The Pirates have some beacons of hope in their lineup.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I mean in this game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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whoopsies
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
RUNZ BABY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Is this the magic inside?
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Magic = gale force winds in the ballpark.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The illusion is ruined.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
JONES LOOKED LIKE FRED OUT THERE AMIRITE?!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
LOL 2 outs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No..... this is MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOL
arr mateys … ye be scrubbin the poop deck and catchin scurvy at the same time
Eat some oranges.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Subjekt
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 12, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Give Bam Bam a raise.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Apr 12, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
oh this isn't a facebook status?
i can’t like this?
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 12, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You can rec it
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
It's magic inside.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Apr 12, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL HACK
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Eric Hacker
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
oof
that swing was Rowand-esque.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
DOHRosa.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Derosa
With the Feliz impersonation.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I'm alright with it
Who can argue with 2 RIBEYEZ?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
TALKING PANDAS IN SCUBA GEAR!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 12, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Panda’s don’t go under water….There’s something fishy about this commercial. (punz lol)
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s pleasing when you think you need to do some work at night, and then you look at it again and realize that you don’t.
It’s kinda like how good your head feels when you have been banging it against a wall and then you stop. All Giants fan can relate to that.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Fielder Seeking $200M Over Eight Years
That’s a lot of moolah
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Bye-bye Milwaukee.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Will his knees and belt hold on for 8 years?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Unlikely.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The NY Yankees welcome their newest player.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Mark Teixeira and Jesus Montero say fuck that.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll help chip in...
if it gets us some RBI’s
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
wants
that seems excessive.
That would buy him 27/100s of one percent of McDonalds
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Say Hey Tuesday would be better if the Say Hey kid actually showed up to help out and broadcast.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/12/1418264/gamethread-with-a-vengeance#comments
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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