OMG 54-0!!!!!

Check out the "projected" line on Timmy's ESPN profile. 54-0! 1.29 ERA! 378 IP!

DEFINITELY NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN!!!!!!

about 2 years ago jcb9 16 comments 0 recs |

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Seems accurate.

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by ResDog on Apr 12, 2010 6:25 AM PDT reply actions

Yeah

sounds about to right from here

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Should have drafted him for my Pokemonz team!

Wait what, 54 starts? I knew Timmy was invincible!

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by Yoyo on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 AM PDT reply actions

0 CG

still made of porcelain

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by j14 on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 AM PDT reply actions

ESPN…still not very smart

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by say hey nation on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 AM PDT reply actions

Come on...

there’s just no way he’s giving up 27 home runs.

by JalaPena on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions

JUST 26UPLE HIS STATZ!!!

by fantastical on Apr 12, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions

*27uple

My bad. I’m still new at this projection thing

by fantastical on Apr 12, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions

http://espndb.go.com/mlb/players/profile?playerId=3973

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Apr 12, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions

If he was a bit more motivated the ERA would be lower.

by Into the Void on Apr 12, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions

Whatever.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 12, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions

OMG TIMMY HATES TEH GINATS BRASZ

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by Gobroks on Apr 12, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions

If he pitched on the east coast, they would have projected him to be 55-0.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

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by ryanmiles on Apr 12, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions

IN THE AL HE WOULD BE 0-A GAGILLION!!!

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by goGSW24 on Apr 12, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t see anything out of the ordinary here.

by deuce deuce on Apr 12, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions

And Halladay would still win the Cy Young. Of course, he’s going to throw 27 complete games and give up zero homeruns.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 12, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions