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Go Giants!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
wut
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I so would!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
You know…I don’t think I would want to get impregnated by Tim Lincecum
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
He doesn’t cut his hair
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If you were a true Giants fan, you would be able to look past that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I need a sarcasm button
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
None here, I’m afraid.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Then how will I ever understand the reverse reverse sarcasm that is this site?
/sarcasm
oh. that worked.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
So get the fuck out.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
GET OUT

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wow
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you want to be here
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you a Dodgers fan?
Either way, GTFO.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No I’m not. I just thought that a dead pan (internet) reply would throw things off balance.
Obviously didn’t work.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Tom Hanks

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
IN THE BUTT!
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
I imagine controlling it would be similar to walking 9 great danes jacked up on meth.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it when Juan Uribe is not the main cog in the offensive machine.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Rally random picture from a comic I read this morning
by grape on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I see you’ve found my biography.
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I LOLd in real life
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Thoughts on Schierholtz as a PH? (Other than that you’d rather have FLew.)
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
perfectly acceptable
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Fine. It’ll happen a lot, considering Bochy likes double switches and I’d imagine he’ll but Schierholtz in as a defensive sub a lot.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Now if I wanted to antagonize even more I could make some comment about Lewis sucking.
Kidding, kidding.
Honestly though Juggernate looks lost
I can’t get too mad at a guy for looking lost in limited ABs; of course I’m not sure Nate was ever any good to begin with.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHOOOOOOOO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It might help if Bochy gives him a start next week.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, remember Nate last april (read: Who?)
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Carpenter gave up 7 runs today lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
blah blah blah wuz robbed!!! blah blah
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This thread works for a former National League baseball team.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
Delorean just posted a photo of him and his wife on facebook, wearing wet ponchos.
Gamers.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Goofus just posted pics of him and his wife, wearing wet t-shirts
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
That's odd.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
Oh nate
still swinging over that pitch
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
useless trivia
every score in this game started in an inning where there were two outs and nobody on
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Guess it's time for a
CHANGE

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But still:
where’d the lighter fluid come from…?
That was a terrible AB, Nate
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, but we all know how that turned out
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
A little late for that.
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rally images tend to work better when the giants are batting
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
Forgive him
He’s just charging up
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU, JOBU!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Pizza with live chicken toppings!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
SACRIFICE THE PIZZA
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAD TEMPURA SHRIMP WITH RICE
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I plan to have eaten it already
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I had some sort of Filipino stew
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
What was in it?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Chicken, beef, garbonzo beens, some sort of sauce, potatoes, rice
I think it wasn’t classical Filipino food, but improvised food based off of some Filipino recipe.
Or I could have misheard my wife saying it was Filipino.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Veggie Lasagna a little later.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
SPICY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sandella's
Had Sandella’s Flat Bread restaurant
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No idea yet.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This would be mine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA
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God I hate that video
But I can’t ever not laugh
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Pete Rock Remix is real nice.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Mighty Mouse Theme song
Here I come to save the day
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
this is our bread and butter…Lincecum to Afeldt to Wilson for the win….it’s gotta work about 40 times this season
29-5 with 6 NDs
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m mostly concerned wiht it working right NOW, in THIS game. I’ll worry about the other ones later
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I liked the long gif Lars posted last year about the TWIMOMS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this gif
But I can never remember what he says.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I’M THE GODDAM BATMAN
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s really fucking long.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Affeldt give up a run on purpose
so he can go for win number 3?
He would lead the league then.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
JEREMY
FINISH HIM
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Tweet from the Giants' Twitter
Lincecum throws a strike for every year of AT&T park’s existence Giants up 3-2 in the 8th
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
That’s not many strikes
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm, please don’t do that again
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt looks out of sorts.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Rally Fishing!
<img src=“”http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3021/846y.gif"/>"/>
Throw strikes.
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THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Finish Him Jeremy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I hope Romo / Wilson are warming up
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Well crap
How is he going to get someone to GIDP now?
Braves hitters: from 3-1 count to groundout
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
3 more pitches than the average Giants hitter sees before making an out.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Hey well Aaron Rowand saw three pitches that one time…remember? yeah, that one time during that one game.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
nom nom nom
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nom nom nom
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
which Zooperstar is that?
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
nomnomnom
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
cant look away
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think Affeldt’s lost any of his insane groundballin’ voodoo.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
velez has actually looked acceptable from what i’ve seen today, I think he could’ve had mccanns single but not a total disaster.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
OMFG VELEZ! wow that was amazing
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
VROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
NICE PLAY SLAPPY!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
VELEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
CLANK GLOVE!!!!!
/what?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Velez!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks for the heart attack Velez
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Whew
I am so glad that we have the defensive specialist Velez out there
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Velez!?!?!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Velez does something like that
…and you don’t want to give up on him
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Nice play velez!
Things you never thought you’d say…
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
lol@ rowand breaking back on a ball 50 feet in front of him
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
by beat_la_25 on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL he did, didn't he
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
It was his Marvin Benard imitation
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
SCOTT IS ON ROIDS?!??
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That was so special. He's a gamer!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
FBAL!
Baron Pickoff von Ironglove?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
do we have to retire that nickname now?
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Speedy McFuckup somehow manages to be speedy without the fuckup
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
GENO!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Gold Glove!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
he is a lot less of an outfielder than advertised
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
But he's gritty!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
HATERS!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Velez's defense is undervalued
Brian Sabean, you sly dog you…
LOL Rowand
you fucking dumb automatic out
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
LOL
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
How much is Bengie?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
(OBP-AVG) + Weight?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

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CLANK...wait wtf?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
quick question
I missed this joke: what does FBAL mean?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Fast Black Abraham Lincoln
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Fast Black Abraham Lincoln
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fast black abe lincoln
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Fast Black Abraham Lincoln
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I just watched it again
great freakin’ play, Velez!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
its almost as if hes reacting to the post underneath this one
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
whhhhhhhhhhhhat
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think it’s alright, to leave the boy with Uncle Petey?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
why the comma?
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummmm. NOT OK!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you, subject line.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You shouuld see the rest of the book....
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
why do you know so much of this book luls
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhh.........
Read a news article about it a while back
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No thanks
Is this a book that teaches children its ok to be raped?? W.T.F.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I would guess it’s more likely a book about reporting it if something like this happens.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hopefully. Otherwise it’s some sick, twisted book.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. I’ve worked with children who were the victims of sexual abuse and I’d never seen one of these before.
IDK though, that’s HIGHLY suggestive to a child if your trying to determine if there’s been abuse
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
it was supposed to be preventative.
I’m pretty sure it is from the 70s. I recall that from my youth.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Well that makes a lot of sense. I know the methods previously used were disposed primarily for their suggestiveness so this would have had to have been pre-1990ish
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sort of, but not really.
He has that happen to him, gets older and thinks he’s gay, and a counselor tells him he’s not gay so he decides he’s not.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s so much stupid in this storyline I don’t even know where to start
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's beyond retarded.
If you want to see it all
http://www.collegeclassifieds.com/blog/?p=11
The rest of it is less shocking.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Again, what in the fuck.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh 1970s
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
at least I think so
I could be misremembering.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
yep
turns out it is from the 1990s
I must have been thinking of that Diff’rent Strokes episode.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
I agree. I thought it was a bit over the line.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks
That’s exactly the feeling I wanted to have during a Giants game.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
What the fuck
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT, HATERS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
UGLY HITS FTW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
and on the 7th day god created Tim Linecum and gave him to the Iseralites
who traded him to the Giants in exchange for Barry Bonds
by allhailtheredwings on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Also, pick up your thumbs, Scott.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
The Money Lies in RBi's

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Rowand’s good at fisting those singles into the outfield, isn’t he? (TWSS)
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
Velez is such an awful bunter
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
please no bunt
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
pujols homers, 7-4 brewcrew
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Rowand's Face
HUH?!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
" "
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Escobar
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
PABLO!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Goodbye
mini-slump
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
sagsregrawgfa
wrgsasbwhb
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
PABLO'S BACK!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Panda power!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
HOLY SHIT PABLO!
ARE PEOPLE STILL WORRIED?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am
Worried that he too awesome!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
PANDABOMB!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Panda Bomb
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
PANDOVALLL!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
FUCK YEAH, THE PANDA IS BACK BITCHEZ!!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
GUYS I’M WORRIED ABOUT PABLO
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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No, I think he's lost weight since I worried about him yesterday!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!111
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
error making GIDP machine my butthole
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
mimicks grants post game thread. although i wouldn’t tell you if they didn’t..
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the Panda has returned!!!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
That went far
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Yeah, with the added bonus of making McCann’s home run look just as good. And since it was Pablo who hit it, that means his home run was better. Or something.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
SUBJECT LINE PLEASE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh, furries
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
PANDAMONIUM!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
I love BJ??
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Bring in Wilson and my fantasy team collects the save and the Giants pick up a win while the Dodgers lose again
If Panda weren't slumping, he would have hit it in the water.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Panda chill

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I like this one
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFF TRIPLE
CLEANUP POWER
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
whoopsies
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL Diaz!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DIE AZZ SUCK A DICK!!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
HUFF! SAVVY VET!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Lulz!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DIAZ
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DIAZ!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hahahahahahahah
The universe didn’t just hate us!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Great baserunning
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Huff!
He beat it!
Er, the throw, I mean.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
where's that bloody panda pic?
was it retired?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Nope, just sleeping

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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It's okay
You can say it
He Fred Lewis’d it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Before I head off to dinner

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
The Braves don't want to play anymore
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
do three- base errors count as
3 errors?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Huff's pretty quick for a big dude.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
We might not even need Weezyweez tonight
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Makes the play by Velez look even better
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Wow. Comedy of errors is right.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
DEROSA RBI MAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Points and laugh at Diaz

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DEROSA WANTS WILSON TO GET A SAVE GUYS !!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
lol "cheeks"
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
still only a 3 run lead
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
POKEMONZ!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Question
If you lose a ball in the sun, it’s a hit. Why not if you lose it in the wind?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Well, that one did hit him in the glove.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Right in the middle of the glove
He should have caught that.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
It still can, though, I think. I dont think the last play applies though
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
every time molina is up it’s a clutch situation
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
stylin
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
something about wilsons everything
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie walks???
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
...Huh?
Talking Chop has no comments in the past ten minutes.
hit with a panda virus
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
BACK TO THEIR LAIRS!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BENGIE TRIED TO WALK BUT CANT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Also, I am really glad the game didn't cut off for me
This game has gone past its allotted time on EI.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
How generous of them to allow you to watch the game you paid money for.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Gettin my moneys worth
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
So this was available on EI.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Yeah the ATL feed is running on channel 726-1
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
How many “fisted” has been mentioned by Chip Caray?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Don’t know, listening to David B. on MLB Audio with the TV muted
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It has done this in the past few years after a delay, where the game cuts off. But now it says “Manual:Title Not Available” whereas before it said “Upcoming: Rangers v. Indians”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie works the count.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Dude I like Bengie’s approach today!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
SIT DOWN WILSON!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
MONEY!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
BIG MONEY!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BIG MONEY!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
:( I guess posey will have to lincecum the PCL to even get a look.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That too. I say Lincecum the PCL because I think he might have to do better than Bowker even did to supplant Bengie this season.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
that just bought Bengie Molina another 1 year contract
and Posey goes back to suffer.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Love you so much more than Eli.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
did anyone notice the bounce that took?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
MONEY!
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
wheres the gif?
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
…2013
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
lol @ wilson.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Brian Wilson hates Bengie Molina
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Dude, did the Weez have to go hit the restroom or something?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
it rained today
he’s out of the routine.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Money did good
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Jeff Kent: monkeys lie in the FBI.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Orange Bills
- Love ’em?
- Hate ’em
- OK with ’em every now and again, but not too often?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I've got a freebie from a giveaway last season and love it
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Love 'em.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOVE 'EM
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
own one
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hate 'em
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re aiight. I like the contrast. I would wear one. Oh hell, Love ’em.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
As long as they bring WINS
LOVE EM!!
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT A LOT
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Hate em
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They should paint an orange bill on the batting helmets
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I support this idea.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
HIs stance looks like half Huff half Shierholtz
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
why wouldnt Mota pitch here?
instead of Affeldt? save the bullets
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL Affeldt
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Affeldt!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Afeldt batting…odd Bochy pinch hit for him on Friday and had Velez bunt but doesn’t pinch hit for him in the 8th of a game we have the lead in
I love Affeldt
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL
“I’m not going to say anything.”
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
someone get the affeldt gif ready please
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
That was wonderful
I hope he gets interviewed postgame, he’s going to get brutalized.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
still cant believe timmy gave up run(s)
he’ll do better vs the smoggers
can someone explain to me why Affeldt wasn't pitch hit for?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Because it’s no longer a save situation.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Actually
Affeldt will get a save now, assuming he finishes it.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
To pitch to McCann, I guess
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bochy fell asleep again
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
because Boch wants him to throw the 9th
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy want to save the ’pen by keeping Affeldt in the game for the 9th. Meh.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Got a lefty up next inning, 4 run lead, he is feeling good to pitch, Mota scares me….
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
2 lefties
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Atlanta is ready to get on the plane now.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
the men in blue, too
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Slow GIF is slow
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
totally
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I wonder if Baron and Mr. Baron stayed the whole game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
COMMON AFFELDT!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
that'd be perfect
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Don’t walk him, Jeremy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, he didn't
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Well, he didn't
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
heyward ya blow me
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Damn heyward
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
voila
save situation
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
oh hell.... DIE
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Ugh.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
hey, gotta challenge up 4 runs, tip your cap
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
So this Heyward kid is pretty good eh?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
4 K's 2 HR's.
Pick your poison
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Next Pujols or next Howards? I say Howard for now, but He’ll be Pujols soon enough
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
oppo, off the end of the bat. he’s crazy strong.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Honestly, who else saw that coming.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
forgotten defensive replacement

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Affeldt
“Fuck……”
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
this
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddammit, no post-game show? :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I has a sad.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
derosa, that ball was 30 feet from you, why did you jump?
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Heyward is fast becoming my most hated player
by Murray, Present on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
more than the devil is prado?
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
showing bunt?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Not me
The Warriors are blacked out in Sacramento.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
thehavenot is standing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Finish Him Jeremy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
JEREMY!
FINISH THIS!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Good Series Win!
1.0 game up on AZ
Bring on the Pirates
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
Winner

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
HUAWEYYEAHHHEYYHAHEHYHAEYHAE
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
STFD
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD!!!
DANCE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hotlinked image seizure
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
subject fail poster child.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Apr 11, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
WE WINZ THE GAME!!!!!!!!
NOW DANCE!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Giants Win!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
i like this one
what the fuck
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BALLGAME!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
LARS FTW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
RAIN!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
And the rain comes down!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
WIN!! FUCK YOU RAIIN!!
<img src=" http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/8/a/18a6d4af148fc65ea7037a3e9e91041e.gif"/>
Jeaaaggaahh
This needs no subject line
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
gotcha
Giants at 5-1. I’m lovin’ 2010 so far
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
STFD!
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
2-0 Timmy!!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
this is teh awesome!
did not see this game being played….and my apologies to Baer (which is especially humbling for me)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
BOO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
what? you’ve never seen jonathan papelbon riverdance?
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Apr 11, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I vote this goes in the recycle bin. It just doesn’t feel right for a Giants win.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 11, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t this one used for Wilson saves?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 11, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
WHEEEE

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Subject line

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL AFFELDT
He already has those two undeserved wins, and now he got a save for today.
I’m nitpicking, we’re 5-1, and Tim is 2-0 with a 1.29 ERA, 17 K’s and 1 BB.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
I'm talking about the "game over" crap as soon as the team falls behind
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

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