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If you wouldn't let him impregnate you, then GTFO.

Something.

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Go Giants!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

wut

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I so would!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You know…I don’t think I would want to get impregnated by Tim Lincecum

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

banned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t cut his hair

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you were a true Giants fan, you would be able to look past that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a sarcasm button

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

None here, I’m afraid.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then how will I ever understand the reverse reverse sarcasm that is this site?
/sarcasm

oh. that worked.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum’s a pretty ugly dude…the hair doesn’t help

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So get the fuck out.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you want to be here

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I’m not. I just thought that a dead pan (internet) reply would throw things off balance.
Obviously didn’t work.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ball FOUR

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Tom Hanks

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN THE BUTT!

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.

by i wish we were good on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it when Juan Uribe is not the main cog in the offensive machine.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I see you’ve found my biography.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOLd in real life

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna have to put this Ump crew on my shit list.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Thoughts on Schierholtz as a PH? (Other than that you’d rather have FLew.)

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

perfectly acceptable

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to get himself together.

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably a good guy for it because he’s a free swinger and usually makes contact (though not there)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine. It’ll happen a lot, considering Bochy likes double switches and I’d imagine he’ll but Schierholtz in as a defensive sub a lot.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now if I wanted to antagonize even more I could make some comment about Lewis sucking.

Kidding, kidding.

Honestly though Juggernate looks lost

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get too mad at a guy for looking lost in limited ABs; of course I’m not sure Nate was ever any good to begin with.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree Jponry! I’m part of the group think. Yay!!!!!!!!

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a good natured joke

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might help if Bochy gives him a start next week.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, remember Nate last april (read: Who?)

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did really well as a pinch hitter last year before he got into the starting lineup more regularly.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carpenter gave up 7 runs today lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

blah blah blah wuz robbed!!! blah blah

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread works for a former National League baseball team.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The Expos?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delorean just posted a photo of him and his wife on facebook, wearing wet ponchos.

Gamers.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Nate

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That's odd.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh nate

still swinging over that pitch

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

useless trivia

every score in this game started in an inning where there were two outs and nobody on

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess it's time for a

CHANGE

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

But still:

where’d the lighter fluid come from…?

by D4P on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a terrible AB, Nate

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

C’MON AFFELDT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m tired of this 7-11 commercial already.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but we all know how that turned out

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little late for that.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally images tend to work better when the giants are batting

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they actually have zero effect on the game…

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgive him

He’s just charging up

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU, JOBU!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza with live chicken toppings!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SACRIFICE THE PIZZA

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAD TEMPURA SHRIMP WITH RICE

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I plan to have eaten it already

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had some sort of Filipino stew

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken, beef, garbonzo beens, some sort of sauce, potatoes, rice

I think it wasn’t classical Filipino food, but improvised food based off of some Filipino recipe.

Or I could have misheard my wife saying it was Filipino.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Veggie Lasagna a little later.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. There’s some pasta in the fridge, so maybe that. I wish I had some shrimp though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

this place

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPICY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandella's

Had Sandella’s Flat Bread restaurant

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty tasty Menu

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was a relief pitcher

my intro music would be Public Enemy’s “Shut ’em Down.”

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Search and Destroy

Iggy

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate that video

But I can’t ever not laugh

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mighty Mouse Theme song

Here I come to save the day

Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!

by SFDog on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would want the uncensored version of Natural Born Killaz by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is our bread and butter…Lincecum to Afeldt to Wilson for the win….it’s gotta work about 40 times this season

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

40 starts of Timmy?

Madness…

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

29-5 with 6 NDs

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m mostly concerned wiht it working right NOW, in THIS game. I’ll worry about the other ones later

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked the long gif Lars posted last year about the TWIMOMS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

tl;dr

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this gif

But I can never remember what he says.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M THE GODDAM BATMAN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was good.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really fucking long.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would lead the league then.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEREMY

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Jeremy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Somone outside my apartment window is playing Usher’s “Nice and Slow.”

Very odd to listen to when there’s a close up of Jeremy Affeldt

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Tweet from the Giants' Twitter
Lincecum throws a strike for every year of AT&T park’s existence Giants up 3-2 in the 8th

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

StrikeOUT

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not many strikes

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it former Yankee.

by speckops on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Umm, please don’t do that again

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt looks out of sorts.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever

2 out no one on

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

full count to the first two guys…thankfully he’s only supposed to go one inning

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Fishing!

<img src=“”http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3021/846y.gif"/>"/>

by NHL84 on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Right, got that part of it. But erotic sort of implies more than just phallic. It has to…forget it.

by FreshStart on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a better answer.

by FreshStart on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty funny.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Jeremy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Jeremy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Romo / Wilson are warming up

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WE GOT PRADO OUT!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well crap

How is he going to get someone to GIDP now?

by snafu on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Braves hitters: from 3-1 count to groundout

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

3 more pitches than the average Giants hitter sees before making an out.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey well Aaron Rowand saw three pitches that one time…remember? yeah, that one time during that one game.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nom nom nom

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nom nom nom

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

which Zooperstar is that?

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nomnomnom

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zooperstar?!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

cant look away

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Affeldt’s lost any of his insane groundballin’ voodoo.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ!!!!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

velez has actually looked acceptable from what i’ve seen today, I think he could’ve had mccanns single but not a total disaster.

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Velez is decent gloving the ball at second. It’s double plays that I worry about.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG VELEZ! wow that was amazing

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER DOUBTED IT

by snafu on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE PLAY SLAPPY!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT FAST BLACK ABE LINCOLN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK GLOVE!!!!!

/what?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ!!

Sit down Glaus

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ

maybe does not suck that hard

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

velez?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the heart attack Velez

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Bum got Vrrroomed!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

I am so glad that we have the defensive specialist Velez out there

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WUT?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez!?!?!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez does something like that

…and you don’t want to give up on him

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Troy Gluas…the most overrated World Series home run ever

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play velez!

Things you never thought you’d say…

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL he did, didn't he

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was his Marvin Benard imitation

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTT IS ON ROIDS?!??

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was so special. He's a gamer!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was giving Velez room to make the play

Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!

by SFDog on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FBAL!

Baron Pickoff von Ironglove?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

do we have to retire that nickname now?

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s not get crazy.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speedy McFuckup somehow manages to be speedy without the fuckup

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GENO!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Gold Glove!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

patented Rownad breakback.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

he is a lot less of an outfielder than advertised

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he's gritty!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But….but HE SAVED THE NO HITTER

by itlynstalyn on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s drawn to the wall like a moth to flame.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HATERS!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand

you fucking dumb automatic out

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

recced

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much is Bengie?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

(OBP-AVG) + Weight?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

big money

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks shopp’d. But only because of the “one in a million part.”

by speckops on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLANK...wait wtf?

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

quick question

I missed this joke: what does FBAL mean?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Fast Black Abraham Lincoln

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fast Black Abraham Lincoln

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fast black abe lincoln

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fast
Black
Abraham
Lincoln

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fast Black Abraham Lincoln

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free Ballin And Large

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUBREY AND THE G-MEN!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I just watched it again

great freakin’ play, Velez!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

So much lulz

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

its almost as if hes reacting to the post underneath this one

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.

by i wish we were good on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

whhhhhhhhhhhhat

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.

by i wish we were good on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keeps the Sandman away

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

disturbing is an understatement

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think it’s alright, to leave the boy with Uncle Petey?

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

why the comma?

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmm. NOT OK!!!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do not want

to see that. Please.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, subject line.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do you know so much of this book luls

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.

by i wish we were good on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh.........

Read a news article about it a while back

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks

Is this a book that teaches children its ok to be raped?? W.T.F.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would guess it’s more likely a book about reporting it if something like this happens.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully. Otherwise it’s some sick, twisted book.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I’ve worked with children who were the victims of sexual abuse and I’d never seen one of these before.

IDK though, that’s HIGHLY suggestive to a child if your trying to determine if there’s been abuse

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was supposed to be preventative.

I’m pretty sure it is from the 70s. I recall that from my youth.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that makes a lot of sense. I know the methods previously used were disposed primarily for their suggestiveness so this would have had to have been pre-1990ish

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of, but not really.

He has that happen to him, gets older and thinks he’s gay, and a counselor tells him he’s not gay so he decides he’s not.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s so much stupid in this storyline I don’t even know where to start

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's beyond retarded.

If you want to see it all
http://www.collegeclassifieds.com/blog/?p=11
The rest of it is less shocking.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh 1970s

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least I think so

I could be misremembering.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

turns out it is from the 1990s

I must have been thinking of that Diff’rent Strokes episode.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You werent’ even there! It was really an awesome decade full of bulbous fonts.

by FreshStart on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would.

It wasn’t a training manual, dude.

by FreshStart on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I thought it was a bit over the line.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confirmation bias much?

by speckops on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

it’s the opposite

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

That’s exactly the feeling I wanted to have during a Giants game.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, HATERS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Needs moar rainbows.

by speckops on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would leave Affeldt in to pitch to McCann

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

rownad!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

UGLY HITS FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like half of Rowand’s hits have been like that this year, but I don’t mind.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this a thang? lol

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, pick up your thumbs, Scott.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The Money Lies in RBi's

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Urchins

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand’s good at fisting those singles into the outfield, isn’t he? (TWSS)

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What does he have against married women?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have they given birth yet?

by speckops on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand’s good at fisting those singles into the outfield, isn’t he? (TWSS)

whatever keeps Bowkermania going…

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is such an awful bunter

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

But, but

The Giants worked on bunting in Spring Training.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

please no bunt

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

pujols homers, 7-4 brewcrew

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

booo, Randy Wolf pokemonz

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw it away

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand's Face

HUH?!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

" "

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Good contact though, FBAL

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Escobar

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Escobar kinda seems like an asshole

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye

mini-slump

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

sagsregrawgfa

wrgsasbwhb

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO'S BACK!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES FUCK YES

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WUT

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how Bork’s just oblivious throughout. Staring into space…breathing through his mouth.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

This ones in the books…baby Pandamania

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda power!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT PABLO!

ARE PEOPLE STILL WORRIED?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I TAKE IT ALL BACK.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am

Worried that he too awesome!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 game hitting streak!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda Bomb

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING PANDA BITCHES

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda’s alive!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES PABLO

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDOVALLL!!!!!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

by beat_la_25 on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Orange Chicken-Pickup!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

hyphen fail

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pandinger

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH, THE PANDA IS BACK BITCHEZ!!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYS I’M WORRIED ABOUT PABLO

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe he should take 5-hour energy

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I think he's lost weight since I worried about him yesterday!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Panda is back !!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA ATTACK IS BACK, BITCHES

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

error making GIDP machine my butthole

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

mimicks grants post game thread. although i wouldn’t tell you if they didn’t..

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAHOO!!!!!!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING PANDA POWER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Panda has returned!!!!

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That went far

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, with the added bonus of making McCann’s home run look just as good. And since it was Pablo who hit it, that means his home run was better. Or something.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda express!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh, furries

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDAMONIUM!!!!!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

by beat_la_25 on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Man that felt good

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I love BJ??

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly a reference to 70’s classic “BJ and the Bear”

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What guy doesn’t love BJs?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring in Wilson and my fantasy team collects the save and the Giants pick up a win while the Dodgers lose again

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Kenshin!!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is now hitting .360.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, it took Flem a couple of seconds to get into his home run call.

“Sandoval hits a fly ball deep to right field- WAY BACK THERE IN RIGHT FIELD, THAT BALL IS WAAY OUTTA HERE!!”

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

If Panda weren't slumping, he would have hit it in the water.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance Runs!

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda chill

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this one

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have crushed Medlan this series…I want to face him every time we play Atlanta

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If memory serves, he started against Timmy last year in June, and we also beat them then.

by speckops on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF TRIPLE

CLEANUP POWER

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

whoopsies

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Diaz!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

DIE AZZ SUCK A DICK!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF! SAVVY VET!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Lulz!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRAVZ!!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DIAZ!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

oh! Your! GODS!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Die az

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahahahah

The universe didn’t just hate us!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

lol DROPS!

Error triple for huff!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Great baserunning

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DIAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

He beat it!

Er, the throw, I mean.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DIAZ!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFLE-MANIA!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

where's that bloody panda pic?

was it retired?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope, just sleeping

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diaz pulled a Jose Cru- ohhhhh… Sorryyyy…

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It's okay

You can say it

He Fred Lewis’d it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis has fucked up leftfield in this park so badly that nobody can play it!

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there goes Wilson’s save.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK WILSON’S SAVE

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

jinx

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before I head off to dinner

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The Braves don't want to play anymore

Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!

by SFDog on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

do three- base errors count as

3 errors?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, that was only one error that got him to 2nd, then 1 to go to 3rd

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff's pretty quick for a big dude.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

We might not even need Weezyweez tonight

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Makes the play by Velez look even better

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Diaz

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DEROSA RBI MAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey man

DeRosa gets a pass; he drove in the tying run.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Points and laugh at Diaz

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

DEROSA WANTS WILSON TO GET A SAVE GUYS !!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

And Bengie does not.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every out DeRosa has made has been that same groundout.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lol "cheeks"

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

still only a 3 run lead

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

POKEMONZ!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

If you lose a ball in the sun, it’s a hit. Why not if you lose it in the wind?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that one did hit him in the glove.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right in the middle of the glove

He should have caught that.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I’VE PLAYED THE GAME

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have coaches, players, et al. told you that you are the most informed person they’ve ever occasioned to meet?

by speckops on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEEP YOUR SPREADSHEET TO YOURSELF, NERB

by speckops on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still can, though, I think. I dont think the last play applies though

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hitting ball into the sun is a strategy

by fantastical on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

they don’t give errors if you don’t touch the ball

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Bengie. You’re supposed to be “clutch”

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd say this isn't a "clutch" situation

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

every time molina is up it’s a clutch situation

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HENSLEY!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

stylin

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

something about wilsons everything

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie walks???

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s actually running

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

...Huh?

Talking Chop has no comments in the past ten minutes.

by TGOH on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

RIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit with a panda virus

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BACK TO THEIR LAIRS!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their not Gamers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw 'em

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Georgia has the internet?

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Molina just take a pitch that was over the plate on a 3-1 count?

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BENGIE TRIED TO WALK BUT CANT

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He likes teh RIBEYEZ instead

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I am really glad the game didn't cut off for me

This game has gone past its allotted time on EI.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

How generous of them to allow you to watch the game you paid money for.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gettin my moneys worth

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this was available on EI.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the ATL feed is running on channel 726-1

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many “fisted” has been mentioned by Chip Caray?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know, listening to David B. on MLB Audio with the TV muted

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has done this in the past few years after a delay, where the game cuts off. But now it says “Manual:Title Not Available” whereas before it said “Upcoming: Rangers v. Indians”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie works the count.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude I like Bengie’s approach today!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN WILSON!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

:( I guess posey will have to lincecum the PCL to even get a look.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t you mean bowker the pcl?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too. I say Lincecum the PCL because I think he might have to do better than Bowker even did to supplant Bengie this season.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that just bought Bengie Molina another 1 year contract

and Posey goes back to suffer.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Just send Wilson in anyways…I don’t want to have to deal with Mota tonight

by snafu on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Money

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Love you so much more than Eli.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

did anyone notice the bounce that took?

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY!

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

wheres the gif?

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

…2013

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ wilson.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTA TIME!

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t go too far Wilson

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t go too far, Wilson.

by deuce deuce on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson hates Bengie Molina

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah he hit the ball well today without much to show for it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, did the Weez have to go hit the restroom or something?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

We went to go toke.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, I'd still throw Wilson.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

Save the ammo for another battle

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it rained today

he’s out of the routine.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money did good

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

AFFELDT AT BAT!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Kent: monkeys lie in the FBI.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

wat

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orange Bills
  • Love ’em?
  • Hate ’em
  • OK with ’em every now and again, but not too often?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

i was going to buy it but it was $8 more :(

by shahbazi3 on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought

One of their new BP caps that have the orange bills. It’s great.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE 'EM

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

own one

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do I

…But it’s one I got in 1979.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate 'em

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re aiight. I like the contrast. I would wear one. Oh hell, Love ’em.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love 'em

Though I’m happy it’s just Sundays.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as they bring WINS

LOVE EM!!

Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!

by SFDog on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

love ’em

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK with ’em every now and again, but not too often?

Bingo.

by deuce deuce on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna buy one.

Damn computer nerds at Berkeley stole my last cap.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad, just don’t want us to look like the San Fran Giantorioles too often

by snafu on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT A LOT

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate em

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m OK with them on Sundays.

by pwoper on Apr 11, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HIs stance looks like half Huff half Shierholtz

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

why wouldnt Mota pitch here?

instead of Affeldt? save the bullets

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Affeldt

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Afeldt batting…odd Bochy pinch hit for him on Friday and had Velez bunt but doesn’t pinch hit for him in the 8th of a game we have the lead in

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

dangle dem prepositions!

by positiveuphemism on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Affeldt

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This

He’s in my “top 5” of Giants I love (Panda, Tim, Matt, Romo and Jeremuah)

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

“I’m not going to say anything.”

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 11, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

someone get the affeldt gif ready please

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was wonderful

I hope he gets interviewed postgame, he’s going to get brutalized.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 11, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Next time, he’ll throw a breaking ball in the dirt to McCann with 2 strikes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

can someone explain to me why Affeldt wasn't pitch hit for?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Because it’s no longer a save situation.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes sense…

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

Affeldt will get a save now, assuming he finishes it.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

To pitch to McCann, I’m guessing.

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

To pitch to McCann, I guess

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

or get the 2 inning save

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy fell asleep again

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

because Boch wants him to throw the 9th

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCann groundout seems like a reasonable enough explanation

by snafu on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy want to save the ’pen by keeping Affeldt in the game for the 9th. Meh.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got a lefty up next inning, 4 run lead, he is feeling good to pitch, Mota scares me….

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 lefties

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Atlanta is ready to get on the plane now.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

the men in blue, too

Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut

by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah…fuck em

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

screw 'em

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow GIF is slow

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

boo this gif

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 outs!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

totally

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

This game was enjoyable.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Baron and Mr. Baron stayed the whole game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

My money is on yes. Unless someone had a prior engagement.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Undoubtedly.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone

still want the game canceled?

by deadmeat27 on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

COMMON AFFELDT!!!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

notch one more strikeout against Heyward

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

that'd be perfect

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I jinxed it…damn it

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t walk him, Jeremy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he didn't

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

jinx!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

heyward ya blow me

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Save situation

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn heyward

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin’ Heyward.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

still not a save situation

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

voila

save situation

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oh hell.... DIE

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, gotta challenge up 4 runs, tip your cap

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So this Heyward kid is pretty good eh?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Next Pujols or next Howards? I say Howard for now, but He’ll be Pujols soon enough

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really didn’t strike out that much in the minors, I don’t think he’ll ever put up Howardian K totals

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jermaine Dye. Joe Carter.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh wow

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oppo, off the end of the bat. he’s crazy strong.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, who else saw that coming.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad

he isn’t in the west.

by deadmeat27 on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

forgotten defensive replacement

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

^_^

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt

“Fuck……”

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that made me want to punch a baby.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyward = The Man

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut

by Classy_Argonaut on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the real deal.

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like McGriff out there.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit, no post-game show? :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

all important warriors trying to lock up the 3rd worst record

by shahbazi3 on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

derosa, that ball was 30 feet from you, why did you jump?

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

more than the devil is prado?

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him

Prado, on the other hand, can burn in Hell

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine, too. I don’t get the irrational love.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

showing bunt?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Not me

The Warriors are blacked out in Sacramento.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson up again

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Jeremy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

that was not a great pitch.

by coolandtough on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

JEREMY!

FINISH THIS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck diaz

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Series Win!

1.0 game up on AZ

Bring on the Pirates

Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!

by SFDog on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Winner

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUAWEYYEAHHHEYYHAHEHYHAEYHAE

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

DANCE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

hotlinked image seizure

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t dig this one now that I see it in action

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WINZ THE GAME!!!!!!!!

NOW DANCE!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win!


GIFSoup

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i like this one

what the fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALLGAME!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LARS FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT WIN

Lovin week #1 Let it rain

by Squez on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

RAIN!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

And the rain comes down!

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This needs no subject line

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha

Giants at 5-1. I’m lovin’ 2010 so far

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

;-)

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL and it starts pouring.

by pwoper on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 Timmy!!!

Photobucket

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

this is teh awesome!

did not see this game being played….and my apologies to Baer (which is especially humbling for me)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BOO

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fuck?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

what? you’ve never seen jonathan papelbon riverdance?

by coolandtough on Apr 11, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote this goes in the recycle bin. It just doesn’t feel right for a Giants win.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 11, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never again

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOO

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

today was a good day

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t this one used for Wilson saves?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 11, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEEEE

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject line

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 11, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL AFFELDT

He already has those two undeserved wins, and now he got a save for today.

I’m nitpicking, we’re 5-1, and Tim is 2-0 with a 1.29 ERA, 17 K’s and 1 BB.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Apr 11, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we start having more faith in this team now?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Talk to me in July.

by speckops on Apr 11, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk to me him in July.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still dancing

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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