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Rain Thread Almighty

In this rain thread, Steve Carell is HILARIOUS. Trust me.

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LOL HOWIE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DOES HE DO IT EVERY TIME?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still made mine earlier.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Play ball!

???

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You might want to go to Natto’s thread. That’s where all the action is.

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/11/1416086/real-gamethread

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a howie loyalist

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH FUCK NATTO!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME AND YOU IN THIS THREAD MAN

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY BASEBALL GAME!

THOUGHTS, HOWIE?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BASEBALL IS GOOD!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You said it, man. You said it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great thread was great

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

failbeard, failthread

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

In this thread, Aaron Rowand won’t look like a single A player.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, if you agree with her, you’re a member of the gestapo. THE GESTAPO, I TELL YOU

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS THREAD BETTER HAVE HITS NATTO OR I’M COMING AFTER YOU

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, don’t make the guy with a PERFECT GAME throw pitches or anything.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Those are just what he wants to throw.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice job Rownads.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Rowand didn’t hit into a grounder……….

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

progress?

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO HITTER

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

PERFECT GAME

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Leadoff!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK HACK HACK

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he got deep in the count

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we move Scott from the leadoff spot please.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

he would look great standing in view level with a hot chocolate jet pack on his back

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally forgot what an Aaron Rowand at-bat was like. And then he swung at the first pitch again.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright goddamnit, I have tried and tried and tried to defend you Rowdawg, but those 1 pitch popups make it really really really really hard.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS THREAD IS BACK

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK ON 2 AND THAT’S WHERE IT’S GONNA STAY

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always believed in this thread.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS TOO CONFUSING!

by deuce deuce on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Meet the new thread: Same as the old thread.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

why the fuck does rowand continualy swing at the 1st pitch?

by Squez on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

He has no clue what he is doing

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He be guessin’

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cranial-Rectal disorder

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

take a pitch

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

POP UPS ARE THE NEW GROUNDOUTS

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon FBAL!

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo will show some plate discipline here.

by Your mother on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

yayy fly ball outs

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

What's better?

fake bunt or sliding into first?

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Sliding into first at least implies contact was made.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless he swung and missed at strike 3 in the dirt

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad Velez is playing today.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

We couldn’t possibly use our versatile FA at any other position other than LF, right?

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty close.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAI GUYZ

Came in here to let everyone know that random scrub the Braves are starting is throwing a perfect game!

by TGOH on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin' Bochy

Velez infatuations suck.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

I’m z’ing through thesse comments and look up to two outs.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

That is kung fu! A kung fu triple!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOUR PERFECT GAME

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH PANDA

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, the CF thought it was gonna be an HR.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda good

Panda sweet.

Panda awesome

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS PABLO SLUMPING?!?!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This is weird.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

finally

new thread changed our luck

by okonomiyaki on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY PANDA! THAT WAS SMOKED

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i wish this had a subject line. creepy

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this supposed to be Stewie as a transsexual panda?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol at Heyward

If that was someone else, that would have been an inside the parker

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

If Molina hits that, would it been a double?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The offense was just waiting for me to get here to get going.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Howie wins the war of the threads!

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet~

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON HUFFY

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

A run here would be nice

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that’s what I call a triple.

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda on base – no shift!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s see Aubrey the RBI guy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring him home, Huff!

by pwoper on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

100%

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not paying on those odds :O

by deadmeat27 on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could have used one of those yesterday

with all of the walks we got.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw the ball away.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

not quite

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's two ways to take that saying

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read my tag

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOH!

Run(s)!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU SHIFT

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, Aubrey. I really appreciate that

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

A Run!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

there goes the perfect game and the no-no…weight problems my ass….and Huffer comes through again…good bye to the shut-out

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

and the SHO

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry to hear about your ass. Try nutrisystem.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF WITH DAH CLUTCH ROLLER!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GAWD

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

DO THAT MORE OFTEN

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

CLEANUP HITTER

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Huffington!

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck You Shift

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought the ump was the SS

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He whacked that right where he needed to!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Outstanding!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh those crazy mods.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

gestapo members, all of them

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that mean they all have cool knives?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This needs to be green.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBEYEZZZZZZ

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Christina

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

woah

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a lot of boob.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good grief.

I miss Mad Men.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I like her personality and sense of humor.

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

which one is personality and which one is sense of humor?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

saffron!

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s that a reference to?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arrested Development.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did her boobs always take up such a high percentage of her torso?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe so, yes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s got some scaffolding going on there, I believe.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha overshift. Bonds would have done that if he weren’t a clubhouse cancer

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ground attack!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I am so glad the Braves intentionally played out of position.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

he sure whacked that one off his bat.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

by beat_la_25 on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

New Rally Gimmick

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Urchin

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Urchin?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s bee-u-ti-ful

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOAR PLZ

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

aboslutely

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs … runs for the poor.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Mr. Sabean, may we have another gamer?

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

K&K are almost as durnk as i are

by Squez on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

but are they as drunk as you are?

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Failerosa

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the triple Heyward

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Kawakami deserves to give up a run on a ground ball hit where his Defense is shifted else where after all the ground ball outs he got the Giants to hit into

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was fun while it lasted.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Good News

Through 3 2/3, Kawakami had thrown 33 pitches. After 4, he has 44.

Progress!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

warriors rebound?!?!

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I only came here for the groupthink

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

one of us! one of us!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it’s easy for you

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the grougthink?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting to hear what jpronry has to say about it

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid internet connection

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Jumped the gun.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dear

blame me if he gets on base

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

syke1

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing the future!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Timmy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Warning: Umpire tantrum

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitchers shouldn’t be able to allowed to foul balls off while hitting.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD overrated hack pitcher

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, please foul it off your fingers, Kawakami.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

JT SEZ

That’s a pretty good pitch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

And STFD

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Kenshin!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE WE GO

stfd.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

now STFD

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Great strikeout swing by Kawakami.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

nasty

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKum

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This one might get long.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The money lies in the RIBEYEZ

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

gotcha

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Kent!

da money lies in da rbi’s

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez with a nice defensive play?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Darn- pitch count though.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

79 pitches for Timmy

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, jeff kent ruining a whole generation of little leaguers

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

RBIZ = MONEY!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL was about to post that

group think!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The money lies in the plate discipline!

doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What he should say is that the best way to get a lot of RBIs is to be a good hitter

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

note to sabez

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

protip

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

heyward>bumgonner

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ggf=ggm

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

sabez can’t read, note thrown away.

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did kinda say that…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay, they're only Texans.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew, that’s comforting

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey now

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah eugenio!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Out!

Diff btwn radio and TV is like being psychic

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

u r fast with that signature. i was gonna use that quote lol!

by Unitard on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBEYEZ

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Kent wearing a Giants lid?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

With Lincecum hair.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, I didn’t notice that the first time.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s pretending he never played for the Dodgers now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you remember how he cried and said it was fulfilling a childhood dream at the press conference where he signed though?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I long ago blocked that out.

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like when Giambi signed with the Yankees?

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

I love the guy for his play, but I will never forget that.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was 14, and what was that

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

when kent decided

he was a fake Texan who loved the Dodgers.

by Murray, Present on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

love that

he went to Cal for Pete’s sake.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

he grew up in SoCal though right?

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

deep in the heart of LA, IIRC

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kent wearing the Timmy wig will always be funny.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

the three rules of business abr…always, be, rbis

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

We got Prado out! Exciting!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeing Pablo hit that triple made me so happy. Maybe he’s found his groove

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He was actually hitting okay before is the weird thing. Just a lot of grounders. But still had plenty of them finding holes.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much freaking out over a guy hitting .286 before

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The contact’s looked pretty lousy to me, and that bloop double was kind of a cheap hit.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been six games. Do I need to remind you how Pablo hit through May last year?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WEHRE ARE DA BOMZ

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you don’t. I just worry about whether he’s at full strength after all the offseason rigmarole. I was sitting on the third base side in the club level last night, and he looked tired to me.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I wish there could be a rule that people can’t freak out about player performance until at least June.

(Note: I know this is hypocritical of me, as I have been freaking out about DeRosa and Huff’s crappy performance all year.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

see, it's about the ribeyez

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda -- out!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Good, good.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hai! I’m Jeff Kent, and I want to get into the Hall of Fame, so here I am being a nice guy!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

"And one time, in my driveway, I was washing my truck......."

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants never had the ceremony did they?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

Everyone was gone by the time the game started

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Seconded

We need Kent in a Timmy Wig for posterity.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright bottom of the order, do something!

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah, don’t get greedy now

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HD does not look like HD

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

How awful would Amy G look in HD?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

She would look waaaaay better in a silent movie

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

She isn’t that bad looking.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATTO AND AMY G SITTING IN A TREE

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMY G

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you wind

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the wind helped that one, it’s blowing across the OF, and somewhat towards LF

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Diaz.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

we scored a run when u said that. keep it up

by Unitard on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you see those flags in right?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s gotta start somewhere

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, it had a long single written all over it

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWK ONE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker, please hit!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker bullet!

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania Running Wild!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH BOWKER

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkery!

Go Johnny

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOUD CONTACT _ JOHNNY BOWKER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

If Bowker keeps hitting the ball that hard, he’s gonna be fine.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m done with the argument. All I’ll say if if you look back you’ll notice that the 2nd comment in response to what I said was: “oh remember that time last year he disagreed? He’s illogical, his comment is wrong.” All I was saying (other than the fact I would’ve been cautious with Tim) is that this happens constantly here with a minority opinion and it’s one of the few things I dislike about the site.

But according to DrStankus the majority opinion is always right so I guess my point is wrong before I’ve even made it. Personally I don’t always accept what the majority says.

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

So, who would you have started?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. Maybe lay off with the gestapo and gang rape comparisons next time, though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a horse’s ass. Many people agree.

I said nothing of the sort, and you are being intellectually dishonest.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah, no need for facts backed by reason

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many people agree. Must be right!

you remember arguing with this guy last year, no?

It’s not always logical.

“Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal.” – oldjacket

“Quiet you, I’m starting a meme.” – Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure how that quote shows that I said the majority opinion is always right.

But hey, your arguments often don’t have logic to them.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and there it is

ahhh, group think

most of the time, when people agree, it is not group think. It is that it is the correct option.

“Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal.” – oldjacket

“Quiet you, I’m starting a meme.” – Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

"most of the time"

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ. Fine I amend my statement. I don’t agree that “most of the time” the majority opinion is right.

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

progress

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and this is where the gestapo and gang rape comments come from. About 40 people have decided to comment and start again

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that having people disagree with you on the internet is nothing like being gang-raped.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

a majority agree with you

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot. This site is very politically correct and no one ever exaggerates

/rolls eyes

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry you made a ridiculous statement and then tried to back it up with ridiculous comparisons and people called you on it :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry that no one here including you has ever been involved with a professional baseball team and never will :(

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I work in baseball and say you’re full of shit. I bet the Baroness would agree with me.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sick burn!

Although, it’s not true. Rotorueter works for the Indians organization.

And it could be argued that being a fan is “being involved with” a professional baseball team.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't Heimy work for the Giants?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What baseball team do you work for?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to want to drop specific names. But I worked for a successful American League team for all of 2008. And I will be working with a National League team for the next year starting in May.

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for you. It’s not a career aspiration for me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not? It’s not a secret society.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the gestapo should interrogate him

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of unprofessional to specifically mention where and what you do for a team on a baseball blog

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally

it’s like the CIA dude.

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? It’s an AL team. That makes no sense at all.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a designated blogger.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just said the team I’m working for now is an NL team. It was advice I got from a boss to just be cautious on the internet because you never know where it could end up. Not saying that would happen here but it’s just something I’m cautious about. Care about my job more than you folks.

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he dissed you, nerd

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that usually more of a problem with information/pics on social networking sites?

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard not to think that you’re just making all of this up.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t care what you think.

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It actually seems like you do

A lot.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? MGL talked about the fact that he worked for the Cardinals when he did. Rotorueter talks about working for the Indians. Tom Tango has said he works for the Blue Jays. Carlos Gomez talks about working for the Diamondbacks. Etc.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also on McC

Mlb22 works (worked?) for the Padres. Owlcroft worked for the Giants.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

owlcroft worked for the A’s too, right? Or did his work just find it to them later?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe both. Gotta dig up that article again.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Tango works for the Mariners?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s Blue Jays.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s both

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

conflict of interest!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t care about his job!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that works out well for you and becomes a permanent arrangement.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

What will you be doing?

And I want you to note that I refrained from going the snarky route and suggesting that you will be a vendor.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, usually that is subcontracted out

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah vendor’s dont really work for the team they’re run by separate companies

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but had I been snarky, the suggestion would have been that you were full of crap.

I still want you to note that I didn’t go that route and am not suggesting that you are full of crap. I believe you. Even though I have no reason to. Just cuz I’m a nice guy.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And when everyone in the organization agrees with you about something, you can tell them to fucking stop it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

You did say no one here.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to figure out what this has to do with anything…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing

Nothing whatsoever.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good point, too. This site produces better insights than the majority of the people who work in my organization.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just find it funny that you’re so condescending and sarcastic when you’re just a moderator on a blog.

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, modding this blog is all I do, that’s correct.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not saying that’’s all you do. But when it comes to baseball (other than being a fan) it is

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still failing to see why that matters in any way.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you prove with evidence that it doesn’t?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you’re condescending like you’re some kind of expert. You’re not.

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How am I being condescending? I just wanted to know who you thought should start.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

project much?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you always this argumentative or did this argument just set you off?

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever seen jponry being condescending

Sarcastic, definitely.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, me on the other hand….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

I’ve never seen you be sarcastic

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just find it funny that you’re being such an ass right now when you’re not even a moderator on a blog.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now you’ve gone and made Natto cuss.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. You are just digging yourself deeper and deeper into this hole.

Put down the shovel.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry that you think that’s a concern of mine in any way :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

note

some people currently working for a professional baseball team started Tim Lincecum today.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I am loving this.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you’re dealing with this whole thing extremely poorly.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is it that whenever there is a disagreement, this is the go to insult? It makes no sense. Just being a fan doesn’t mean you have to want to work for an organization, just means you are a fan and have opinions.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU NEVER PLAYED THE GAME NERD

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a form of “appealing to authority”.

A pretty weak device

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I like about this comment?

The second sentence starts out sincere and ends sarcastically.

It’s not everyday you see something like that.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm, all of these comments are in response to your bringing it back up.

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and that’s not what you said he said. The words are there in black and white, dude.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did this come from?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the last thread, DFARowand complained that Bochy started Lincecum despite the rain delay. Shitstorm ensued.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh

who was he supposed to start?

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone but Tim, apparently. Even though there’s no one else on the team who could have started today.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call up Posey.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

VERSATILITY!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly, he would never answer that question

and instead of admitting that he was wrong, he started complaining of groupthink.

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

where did the gestapo and gang rape comments come in?

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

After multiple people questioned him/disagreed.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause we’re meanies.

jponry is the groupthink gestapo leader.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think gestapo sounds delicious.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think of gelato when i read it.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents are in Italy and they mocked me today by telling me they were having gelato :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got explosive food poisoning from gelato I ate in Venice, if that makes you feel better.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said that people disagreeing with him was like being gang raped and then called me the leader of the groupthink gestapo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

After jponry told a bunch of us to rape him, and we did it because she’s our gestapo leader.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that was fun

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true. I assert that pumpkin pie is unpleasant, regardless of popular opinion here. I do not succumb to group think.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waterboards can of corn

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pie is way better than cake, there can be no denying this!

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the appropriate response, jponry?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

"GTFO!!!"

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Succumbing to groupthink saves three lives every minute.

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“GTFO!!!”

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO!!!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

please no GIDP Uribe.

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha. Baggs post on twitter
How’s this for dumb? Guy in Dodger gear just got ejected in the fifth inning — after waiting out a four-hour rain delay. Smooth move, dude.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

There was a guy in my section last night wearing one. Fucking idiot.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a guy with a Dodgers hat in my section. Wasn’t obnoxious, though. Quite disappointing.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy was a shit head. Everybody threw stuff at him haha.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Section 320.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You weren’t far from me. I sit in section 319.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Dodger fan

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

redunant

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

was beer invloved?

by Squez on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a victim of the groupthink.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left, right, left, right, left, right

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you pronounce Diaz?

“Die-as” or “Dee-as?”

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He pronounces it as “Die-as”.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I was wondering if they were all just butchering the name or if he was a special case.

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the later

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Die-as

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by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dat ass

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

overeager crowd is overeager

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball

It’s hack-tasitc!!!!!!!

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by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

called, “attacking the pitcher early”

by Squez on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Marichal’s move?

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINCECUM HOMER TIME

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the hitters are working the count deep

Oh wait, that’s the parallel universe Giants

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Great. Now we need to score.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

How many pitches has Kawakami thrown?

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

51

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

80

for Lincecum by the by

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

so he might go 7. at most.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and unless the giants start taking better ABs, kawakami is going the distance

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd!!!!!!

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by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

rec’d

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could swear I saw that guy passed out on a street corner the other day with a bottle of cheap vodka in his hand

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to run outside while it was dry to have a catch with Goofus Jr

But I see my other son had an RBI single…yay Huff with the solid stroke

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Goofus: an all-around quality parent.

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by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

He threw a couple wild ones, so I beat him and sold him to the gypsies

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

That’s so fucked up.

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by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand by my comment. How else will he learn?

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by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying that Aubrey is your favorite son?

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he is my older son

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t we just play the Astros 162 times?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

During the rain delay, they were showing a “before the bigs” with McCann. Interesting story.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

McCann, DIE IN A FIRE

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And take Prado and Cabrera with you.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but my pokemonz....

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why must McCann be a good hitter?

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

i think Mccann should strike out again

by fantastical on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DFAROWAND WAS RIGHT

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by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lasik works miracles evidently, now we need the whole giants team to get it

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez: "I got this one!"

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s get this guy

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Aribe

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice inning

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a good Juan.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ESPN wrap of the game last night made multiple references to Jose Uribe. They’re a little late on that one.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Top of the order coming up."-Kuip

Any other team, this would inspire confidence. With the Giants, not so much.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Jon wishes he was here tonight

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyward gets down the line pretty damn fast.

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Over/Under for the amount of balls Rowand will face?

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take the under.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

During the AB or the shower after the game?

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe with the nice play

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand, the OBP machine leads off!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

After reading this thread about "should Tim had started"

I really have to apologize to everyone for keeping last Sunday’s long thread going. Sorry guys/gals.

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by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s hard to watch this lineup when the Grizz obliterated the Aces today with Buster and Fred doing doing the heavy lifting.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

wut

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMNOMNOM SLIDER

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s true, he swings at it every time.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loves to face: slider

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

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by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh-no.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY DOGS

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s their car?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

%Chance Rownad hits this out of the infield?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

inside the park hr!

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I would settle for an outside the infield hit :(

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inside the Infield

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the Braves hit it down the third base line, it’s a double.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

54 pitches for Kawakami. LOLGIANTS!

by deuce deuce on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Rowand

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

0%

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best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Check out Scott seeing 3 pitchers.

improvement!

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

*pitches

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand saw three pitches, pretty good.

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand..

SO how long do we let him leadoff?

by Squez on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Till we have a better option

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Great bunt, Velez.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad, bad, bad

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

that was terrible.

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The Aaron Rowand signing

One of Brian Sabean’s proudest moments!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

nice bunt douche

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WTF? Velez?

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a shitty bunt

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

All bunts are.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol@wasted at bat

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

followed by an awesome first pitch bunt right back to the pitcher by our 2 hitter…WTF?

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That was awesome.

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by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand fucking sucks.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

guess I should get to doing revisions on my term paper, there’s nothing to see here.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

is there a slower player with alleged speed than Velez?

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by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Pablo, we is gonna need a big bomb right here

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god…

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FBAL needs more F.

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda, Panda

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this team’s stupid philosophies

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pandtastic

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

How much slack do we cut Rowand? I’m about to lose all patience with him. Especially batting leadoff, he’s a gaping hole in this lineup

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He annoys me, but he’s gotten some hits this year, let’s not act like he’s hitting .000 and seeing 1 P/PA

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Chewie

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job!

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ Kuip RE: Velez

“Well, that’s a wasted at bat…”

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

You think, Kuip?

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

at least somebody is hitting…eventually we can get into the bullpen…and we beat up their bullpen on Friday

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF WE NEED A HOME RUN

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i’ve seen nothing about huff’s swing that says home run.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S DUE

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Velez was just trying to take a walk, but he forgot that Wellemeyer wasn’t pitching.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY IMPENDING DOOM

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

DOCTOR ZAIUS!

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by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit it against the shift again, cool?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon now sonny

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP HUFF!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice AB.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFOBP

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

A walk?

/faints

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by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FORBIDDEN RESULT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY OBP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Mark!

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It’d be nice if you decided to get a hit, mark.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why you’re here, DeRosa. Do something.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DEROSA!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WOWOWOWOWOW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CALL THE GAME NOW PLS

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DE FUCKING ROSA!!!!

by Squez on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

by deuce deuce on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

derosa!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWIFTNESS PANDA AND AUBREY!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Kung Fu Hustle

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good movie

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Panda knocks in runs in more ways than one.

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by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, what just happened?

Isn’t Panda out if it hit him?

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s just with a batted ball, not a thrown one.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, otherwise you could just peg a runner with a ball to get an out

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUTTERFLY RULES ARE ON BITCHES

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

KICKBALL RULES

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Just with batted balls.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw, he's in the field of play there

it wasn’t interference

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by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, not if the ball hits him after a fielder throws it. He’s out if the ball hit him off the bat

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Not after the defense touches the ball. Or he intentionally touched the ball

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the responds

I used to be a little league ump. They never taught us that one.

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lead!!!!!

I like leads!!!!

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by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO MEANT FOR THEM TO DO THAT!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DEROSA!!!!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

KUNG FU PANDA

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice deflection

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That's my boy

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BIG ROSE!!!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyward threw a lazer there

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

that was only close because of his arm

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

That should have not have been even close if someone else is out there.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Braves

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by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

DeRosa is pretty quick for an old guy

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m following online, what just happened?

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Craziness

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

single to RF

throw went past C, both runs score.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derosa single
Heyward’s throw hits Pablo and ricochets the other direction
Huff scores
Derosa to third

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRo hit a solid single

They tried to get Panda at home, but the throw bounced off panda and went wild, so Huff scored too

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum = pumped

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

that clip of timmy needs to be a gif

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

How many enthusiastic Timmy GIFs can we have?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never enough

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

That one wouldnt be very good, there were a million people in the way.

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I start watching ... Giants score

Its science!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Great reaction from Timmy.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TIMMY YES!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE MAGIC PLEASE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

darn

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG WARNING TRACK POWER again…

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera, DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE YOU POS EX-YANKEE

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What a game delayer. Seems like his old team shows up in his sunglasses

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wind is knocking down balls the past two games.

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by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Tim's reaction.

Also, fuck you warning track power.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

In play, run(s)?

Is such a result allowed to happen for the Giants?

by Murray, Present on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Cabrera

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW FUCK YOU MELKY

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie would hit 80 homers a season in Japan

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

we should get him started on that.

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by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

trade him now!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Tim so much for getting pumped

And I bet you if other teams fans saw that, he would instantly be their least favorite player

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum isn't worrying about looking cool

…which makes him even cooler

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, dude’s earnestness is fucking endearing

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure every team hates Matt more.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it

I suddenly hate snowcones

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

question

how would one make gif’s of stuff like that? do you have to be recording the game?

by ir1shgiant on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

screen record

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAINO WUZ-.....rong?

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh-oh

my pokemonz!

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 runs, 2 earned

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by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well,

I wasn’t winning ERA or WHIP this week anyway.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina: Routine fly ball hitter.

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s nothing to be ashamed of!

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was hardly routine

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants offense finds new and unusual ways to fail? :(

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

40kt wind aided?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Sabean-doubters!

Huff walk, DeRo single. HATERZ.

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You learned how to jerk the chicken?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A happy chicken is a delicious chicken

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The jerk wasn’t long enough, so it ended up a bit blase, but the couscous veggie mix on the side was quite satisfying

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh huh huh

you said “Giants lead”

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish Him

Timmy

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Done!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum through this inning I take it?

Then turn it over to Affeldt and Wilson (who didn’t pitch yday)?

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by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That seems like the safest bet.

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez cant even catch a piece of paper

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

But he can catch popups

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That pitch was sick

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Die-az

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKKum

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy now has the lead and we still are getting the above thread. Wow.

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by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

AMY G

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That pitch fooled the ump and the hitter

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by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Have we discussed

why “diaz” prononces it “die-ez”?

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

A little eariler, but I do not know the reason why he chose to mess it up.

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we came to the conclusion that he’s a douche

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something to do with his grandfather when he immigrated from Spain.

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by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The story I heard is that his grandfather used a more americanized pronunciation when he immigrated because he was hoping it would make it easier for his family growing up. That could be inaccurate, but it’s what I have stored in my memory banks.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Portuguese thing? Is he Portuguese?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the lolz

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

98 pitches for Timmy..Flemming is saying the sky is looking very ominous right now…the wind is howling and white caps in the ocean

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like a jerk

but I’d love for timmy to finish the inning, and then the rain to come, and the game to be called. Sorry Braves and fans. I want the fakie-CG.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain

I thing Cain got one of these last year, against the Nationals

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how Lincecum turns on the Kick-ass mode when we have the lead

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy’s husband, the OTHER GUY who didn’t vote for Timmy

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

are you serious?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, him and Schulman. Way to rep, Amy.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A quick inning here would be cool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G is married to Paul Gutierrez of the Sac Bee?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wha??

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Mrs. Goofus is married to Goofus McPenisbutter

…of the Connecticut McPenisbutters

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get us through this inning Tim

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys hear that?

BOTH WALKS HAVE SCORED

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why Shawon looked so sour after the Huff scored.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Windows 7 is killing me

I keep getting a default gateway is unavailable error, and nextdef doesn’t work on 7, woof.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

maximum pc dog?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CMON!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BLUE

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by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I always have the hardest time finding the “dropbox” on my comp at work. So frustrating.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Cloud App puts a mini program on the mac’s upper right bar, and then you just drag shit up there and it’s dropped. Also, it auto-uploads screenshots, which is damn convenient.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

More of a back-up than a file syncing device though.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does it work where I want to put something in a co-workers drop box?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

that K pitch floated!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAH!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a Bugs Bunny pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

WHAT A WHIFF!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

swung at ball 4 twice yes

by timmysdealer on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

which Giant?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKKKum

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

this needs a recount

i think.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha

You looked silly

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

EVEN HIS HANGING CHANGEUPS ARE UNHITTABLE

by snafu on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

he is the most interesting man in the world?

by peetah on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

my MLB tv feed has like a 10 second lag now

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah but combine that with posting delay and it works out alright

by snafu on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Infante looked like he wouldn't have hit that if it was a beachball...

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That 0-1 pitch was filthy

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeeze, he is making their hitters look terrible

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum

IS A GOD

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I think every strikeout has been on the change-up…all 10 are swinging

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN THAT BOY'S GOOD

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing..

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

gotcha

Timmy is the best pitcher in baseball

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Even without his lucky hat..

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Never said this before but

STFD!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That felt good

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my favorite inning of the year.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

are you bip roberts?

by Hamed on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just started raining where I live in the Richmond, SF.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Still dry…although I can’t see the sky anymore…in the outer mission/excelsior

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt time?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think I want Timmy facing McCann again.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt or Romo

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim is having a pretty incredible game.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad it was a Tim day.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKKKKum


I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Will we get a chance to get to 3 lines?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not tonight.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Cox had to know that that kid had no shot against Lincecum.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOULDA STARTED SOMEONE ELSE

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

high?

/pot joke

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more inning

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

3 runs

Isn’t Tim like 35-2 when the team score three or more?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It's probably something close to that

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

but that’s a silly stat.

All it tells you is something you already know.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Tim Lincecum is really really really good.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That when teams score runs for pitchers, they often win.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that he doesn’t give up a lot of runs.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he can’t lose the game now.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Romo/Affeldt (for Hinske)/Wilson?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

McCann’s HR is kind of irritating now.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Now?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well at first it seemed like tim might have an off night since he gave up the hr in the first inning. but now its a great pitching performance only marred by the one mistake!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have nothing to back this, but I get a whiny bitch vibe from McCann.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go for Affeldt then Wilson

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it looks like it’s raining really hard. Don’t you think so, umps?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Newby Q

Who is the second announcer today? I gotta know who I don’t like.

by sb on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

radio?

Jt Snow

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

That might be how…

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT's kinda stiff

TWSS

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you not like any giants announcer not named Papa?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even I would take Kuiper over Papa

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree..I hate Greg Papa..every time he talked I just couldn’t get Touchdown RRRRaaiiidddeeerrrs out of my head…yuck

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Papa, but wanted to be sure before releasing the hate. JT gets respect while hoping he gets better as an announcer.

by sb on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Radio. MLB TV was blacked out here in Japan last year, so I didn’t spring for it this year. Also, my Mac is kinda old so videos are hit and miss.

by sb on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you say TV, get ready to be gang raped by the gestapo.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

17 K’s 1 walk on the year. Not a bad ratio.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it

when the radio/tv guys are like “Tim doesn’t have his best stuff today. Doesn’t trust his fast-ball. Etc.”
QS and 10 Ks later. awesome.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well the change-up has been the money pitch…his velocity is a little low on the fastball low 90’s on average

by DAngel.995 on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than the home run, Tim was nasty today.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Bochy really screwed up starting him didn’t he? ;)

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be completely fair and honest

I think that dude’s concern was about injuries.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but the way he was justifying his argument was pretty lame

by sfoakbay on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

I was just being completely fair and honest.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, don’t you guys know anything about the routines that pitchers have to get ready for games and how much it fucks them up when that routine is broken? I mean, shit.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He knows this better than us because he works for a professional baseball team. He’s an accountant but HE KNOWS ABOUT THIS STUFF!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY BLOG!

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring on the Rain!!!

I think the Braves have seen enough and what to go home.

Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!

by SFDog on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t be at all upset if it got rained out now

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god, it’s pouring! Call it umps, before someone gets hurt!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Call it on behalf of the rain

Otherwise, gotta be Affeldt and Wilson – they didn’t pitch yesterday.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt warming up

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY JESUS ON A DINOSAUR

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

At least its not the Rockies Barney

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSS!!

Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!

by SFDog on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I like about this picture is that it is uber-evolutionist by portraying the dinosaur’s feet as bird’s feet, but also uber creationist by having Jesus on a dinosaur.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Medders, Runzler, Joaquin, and Mota.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochy likes to use affeldt and romo together in the 8th alot

by timmysdealer on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the Giants know that insurance runs are allowed?

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Not teh Bowk

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up to the umpires to determine when to

stop play and they do it when they feel it is unsafe to continue.

It would go to a rain delay before being called.

I think they will keep playing unless we get a downpour.

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it just me or have we seen a lot less sliders at the feet this year?

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/11/1416268/the-thread-of-the-post-tim-world

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I give credit to all the people that stayed there all day

by DFARowand on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

For sure

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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