Rain Thread Almighty
In this rain thread, Steve Carell is HILARIOUS. Trust me.
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LOL HOWIE!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HOW DOES HE DO IT EVERY TIME?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I still made mine earlier.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Play ball!
???
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
You might want to go to Natto’s thread. That’s where all the action is.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/11/1416086/real-gamethread
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a howie loyalist
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
YEAH FUCK NATTO!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
ME AND YOU IN THIS THREAD MAN
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
HEY BASEBALL GAME!
THOUGHTS, HOWIE?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
BASEBALL IS GOOD!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
You said it, man. You said it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Great thread was great
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
failbeard, failthread
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
In this thread, Aaron Rowand won’t look like a single A player.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
:(
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS THREAD BETTER HAVE HITS NATTO OR I’M COMING AFTER YOU
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, don’t make the guy with a PERFECT GAME throw pitches or anything.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Those are just what he wants to throw.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Rowand didn’t hit into a grounder……….
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HACK HACK HACK
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Can we move Scott from the leadoff spot please.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
he would look great standing in view level with a hot chocolate jet pack on his back
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS THREAD IS BACK
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
BACK ON 2 AND THAT’S WHERE IT’S GONNA STAY
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I always believed in this thread.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Meet the new thread: Same as the old thread.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He has no clue what he is doing
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He be guessin’
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Cranial-Rectal disorder
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
take a pitch
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
POP UPS ARE THE NEW GROUNDOUTS
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Sliding into first at least implies contact was made.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m glad Velez is playing today.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
We couldn’t possibly use our versatile FA at any other position other than LF, right?
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLO.
HIT A FUCKING HOMER.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
CLOSE ENOUGH.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty close.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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HAI GUYZ
Came in here to let everyone know that random scrub the Braves are starting is throwing a perfect game!
Fuckin' Bochy
Velez infatuations suck.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Ugh
I’m z’ing through thesse comments and look up to two outs.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
PANDA!
That is kung fu! A kung fu triple!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
PABLO!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
Panda good
Panda sweet.
Panda awesome
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
WHY IS PABLO SLUMPING?!?!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
PANDA!
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Lol at Heyward
If that was someone else, that would have been an inside the parker
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sweet~
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
COME ON HUFFY
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
We could have used one of those yesterday
with all of the walks we got.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
There's two ways to take that saying
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
WOOH!
Run(s)!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FUCK YOU SHIFT
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
A Run!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
HUFF!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
there goes the perfect game and the no-no…weight problems my ass….and Huffer comes through again…good bye to the shut-out
and the SHO
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
CLEANUP HITTER
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Fuck You Shift
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I thought the ump was the SS
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
He whacked that right where he needed to!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
SUCK IT, SHIFT.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
LOL.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Outstanding!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh those crazy mods.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This needs to be green.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
RIBEYEZZZZZZ
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Yes!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Rally Christina

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
woah
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Personally, I like her personality and sense of humor.
by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
which one is personality and which one is sense of humor?
No one here gets out alive.
by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What’s that a reference to?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Arrested Development.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Did her boobs always take up such a high percentage of her torso?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe so, yes.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Huh.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s got some scaffolding going on there, I believe.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
I am so glad the Braves intentionally played out of position.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
he sure whacked that one off his bat.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
LOL
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s bee-u-ti-ful
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Runs … runs for the poor.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Please Mr. Sabean, may we have another gamer?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TWSS
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The Good News
Through 3 2/3, Kawakami had thrown 33 pitches. After 4, he has 44.
Progress!
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
I only came here for the groupthink
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
What about the grougthink?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
stupid internet connection
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
syke1
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Finish Him Timmy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Warning: Umpire tantrum
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
Finish Him!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
STFD overrated hack pitcher
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
JT SEZ
That’s a pretty good pitch
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
And STFD
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Kenshin!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Great strikeout swing by Kawakami.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LinceKKKKKKKum







I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
This one might get long.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
TWSS
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
The money lies in the RIBEYEZ
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
gotcha
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
STFD
Darn- pitch count though.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
LOL was about to post that
group think!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
The money lies in the plate discipline!
doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
What he should say is that the best way to get a lot of RBIs is to be a good hitter
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
note to sabez
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
protip
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
heyward>bumgonner
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
ggf=ggm
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He did kinda say that…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It's okay, they're only Texans.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
hey now
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah eugenio!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Kent wearing a Giants lid?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
With Lincecum hair.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
He’s pretending he never played for the Dodgers now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Do you remember how he cried and said it was fulfilling a childhood dream at the press conference where he signed though?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fuck
I love the guy for his play, but I will never forget that.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I was 14, and what was that
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
when kent decided
he was a fake Texan who loved the Dodgers.
by Murray, Present on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
huh?
he grew up in SoCal though right?
by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Kent wearing the Timmy wig will always be funny.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
TIM
FINISH HIM
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
the three rules of business abr…always, be, rbis
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Seeing Pablo hit that triple made me so happy. Maybe he’s found his groove
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
He was actually hitting okay before is the weird thing. Just a lot of grounders. But still had plenty of them finding holes.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much freaking out over a guy hitting .286 before
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The contact’s looked pretty lousy to me, and that bloop double was kind of a cheap hit.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
It’s been six games. Do I need to remind you how Pablo hit through May last year?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUT WEHRE ARE DA BOMZ
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
No, you don’t. I just worry about whether he’s at full strength after all the offseason rigmarole. I was sitting on the third base side in the club level last night, and he looked tired to me.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
And I wish there could be a rule that people can’t freak out about player performance until at least June.
(Note: I know this is hypocritical of me, as I have been freaking out about DeRosa and Huff’s crappy performance all year.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
see, it's about the ribeyez
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Good, good.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Oh hai! I’m Jeff Kent, and I want to get into the Hall of Fame, so here I am being a nice guy!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
"And one time, in my driveway, I was washing my truck......."
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants never had the ceremony did they?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Nope
Everyone was gone by the time the game started
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Panda
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That green screen with kruk and kuip looks so bad, and is completely unnecessary
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Request: can someone watching on MLBtv PLEASE get me a screen shot of that??
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
Alright bottom of the order, do something!
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
Woah, don’t get greedy now
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
HD does not look like HD
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
How awful would Amy G look in HD?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
She would look waaaaay better in a silent movie
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
She isn’t that bad looking.
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NATTO AND AMY G SITTING IN A TREE
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you wind
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fucking Diaz.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
Dang.
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Stupid warning track power.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKER
HIT A FUCKING HOMER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
A base hit is okay.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, it had a long single written all over it
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
BOWK ONE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bowker bullet!
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Bowkermania Running Wild!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bowkery!
Go Johnny
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOUD CONTACT _ JOHNNY BOWKER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
I’m done with the argument. All I’ll say if if you look back you’ll notice that the 2nd comment in response to what I said was: “oh remember that time last year he disagreed? He’s illogical, his comment is wrong.” All I was saying (other than the fact I would’ve been cautious with Tim) is that this happens constantly here with a minority opinion and it’s one of the few things I dislike about the site.
But according to DrStankus the majority opinion is always right so I guess my point is wrong before I’ve even made it. Personally I don’t always accept what the majority says.
So, who would you have started?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
You are a horse’s ass. Many people agree.
I said nothing of the sort, and you are being intellectually dishonest.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Many people agree. Must be right!
you remember arguing with this guy last year, no?
It’s not always logical.
“Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal.” – oldjacket
“Quiet you, I’m starting a meme.” – Me
by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not sure how that quote shows that I said the majority opinion is always right.
But hey, your arguments often don’t have logic to them.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
and there it is
ahhh, group think
most of the time, when people agree, it is not group think. It is that it is the correct option.
“Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal.” – oldjacket
“Quiet you, I’m starting a meme.” – Me
by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"most of the time"
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Jesus Christ. Fine I amend my statement. I don’t agree that “most of the time” the majority opinion is right.
and this is where the gestapo and gang rape comments come from. About 40 people have decided to comment and start again
I’m pretty sure that having people disagree with you on the internet is nothing like being gang-raped.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
a majority agree with you
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
I’m sorry you made a ridiculous statement and then tried to back it up with ridiculous comparisons and people called you on it :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m sorry that no one here including you has ever been involved with a professional baseball team and never will :(
Sick burn!
Although, it’s not true. Rotorueter works for the Indians organization.
And it could be argued that being a fan is “being involved with” a professional baseball team.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Doesn't Heimy work for the Giants?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
What baseball team do you work for?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I don’t want to want to drop specific names. But I worked for a successful American League team for all of 2008. And I will be working with a National League team for the next year starting in May.
Why not? It’s not a secret society.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Why? It’s an AL team. That makes no sense at all.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I just said the team I’m working for now is an NL team. It was advice I got from a boss to just be cautious on the internet because you never know where it could end up. Not saying that would happen here but it’s just something I’m cautious about. Care about my job more than you folks.
Isn’t that usually more of a problem with information/pics on social networking sites?
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s hard not to think that you’re just making all of this up.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
It actually seems like you do
A lot.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Why? MGL talked about the fact that he worked for the Cardinals when he did. Rotorueter talks about working for the Indians. Tom Tango has said he works for the Blue Jays. Carlos Gomez talks about working for the Diamondbacks. Etc.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Also on McC
Mlb22 works (worked?) for the Padres. Owlcroft worked for the Giants.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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owlcroft worked for the A’s too, right? Or did his work just find it to them later?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Maybe both. Gotta dig up that article again.
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I thought Tango works for the Mariners?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it’s Blue Jays.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
conflict of interest!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hope that works out well for you and becomes a permanent arrangement.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
What will you be doing?
And I want you to note that I refrained from going the snarky route and suggesting that you will be a vendor.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Yes, but had I been snarky, the suggestion would have been that you were full of crap.
I still want you to note that I didn’t go that route and am not suggesting that you are full of crap. I believe you. Even though I have no reason to. Just cuz I’m a nice guy.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
And when everyone in the organization agrees with you about something, you can tell them to fucking stop it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
subject line

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
lol
You did say no one here.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I’m trying to figure out what this has to do with anything…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nothing
Nothing whatsoever.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I just find it funny that you’re so condescending and sarcastic when you’re just a moderator on a blog.
Yes, modding this blog is all I do, that’s correct.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m still failing to see why that matters in any way.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Can you prove with evidence that it doesn’t?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
are you always this argumentative or did this argument just set you off?
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think I've ever seen jponry being condescending
Sarcastic, definitely.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Now, me on the other hand….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right
I’ve never seen you be sarcastic
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I just find it funny that you’re being such an ass right now when you’re not even a moderator on a blog.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Sheesh.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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And now you’ve gone and made Natto cuss.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
note
some people currently working for a professional baseball team started Tim Lincecum today.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
lol
I am loving this.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Dude, you’re dealing with this whole thing extremely poorly.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
why is it that whenever there is a disagreement, this is the go to insult? It makes no sense. Just being a fan doesn’t mean you have to want to work for an organization, just means you are a fan and have opinions.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU NEVER PLAYED THE GAME NERD
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what I like about this comment?
The second sentence starts out sincere and ends sarcastically.
It’s not everyday you see something like that.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Yeah, and that’s not what you said he said. The words are there in black and white, dude.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Where did this come from?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
On the last thread, DFARowand complained that Bochy started Lincecum despite the rain delay. Shitstorm ensued.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Call up Posey.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly, he would never answer that question
and instead of admitting that he was wrong, he started complaining of groupthink.
where did the gestapo and gang rape comments come in?
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
After multiple people questioned him/disagreed.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
ok.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think gestapo sounds delicious.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think of gelato when i read it.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
My parents are in Italy and they mocked me today by telling me they were having gelato :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I got explosive food poisoning from gelato I ate in Venice, if that makes you feel better.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He said that people disagreeing with him was like being gang raped and then called me the leader of the groupthink gestapo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wow.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
After jponry told a bunch of us to rape him, and we did it because she’s our gestapo leader.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, that was fun
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Not true. I assert that pumpkin pie is unpleasant, regardless of popular opinion here. I do not succumb to group think.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
What is the appropriate response, jponry?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
“GTFO!!!”
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
GTFO!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
URIBE
HIT A FUCKING HOMER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Sadly.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That didn’t work.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha. Baggs post on twitter
How’s this for dumb? Guy in Dodger gear just got ejected in the fifth inning — after waiting out a four-hour rain delay. Smooth move, dude.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
There was a guy in my section last night wearing one. Fucking idiot.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I had a guy with a Dodgers hat in my section. Wasn’t obnoxious, though. Quite disappointing.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
This guy was a shit head. Everybody threw stuff at him haha.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Was that in left field bleachers?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope. Section 320.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Stupid Dodger fan
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
redunant
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Left, right, left, right, left, right
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you pronounce Diaz?
“Die-as” or “Dee-as?”
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
He pronounces it as “Die-as”.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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overeager crowd is overeager
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Giants baseball
It’s hack-tasitc!!!!!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Is that Marichal’s move?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
At least the hitters are working the count deep
Oh wait, that’s the parallel universe Giants
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Sigh.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Great. Now we need to score.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
How many pitches has Kawakami thrown?
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51
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
80
for Lincecum by the by
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
so he might go 7. at most.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
and unless the giants start taking better ABs, kawakami is going the distance
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Kent in a Timmy wig

Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Rec'd!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
AWESOME
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I could swear I saw that guy passed out on a street corner the other day with a bottle of cheap vodka in his hand
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
THANK YOU
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Had to run outside while it was dry to have a catch with Goofus Jr
But I see my other son had an RBI single…yay Huff with the solid stroke
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Goofus: an all-around quality parent.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Not really
He threw a couple wild ones, so I beat him and sold him to the gypsies
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you saying that Aubrey is your favorite son?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW STRIKES [GIANTS PITCHER]
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
During the rain delay, they were showing a “before the bigs” with McCann. Interesting story.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
McCann, DIE IN A FIRE
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
And take Prado and Cabrera with you.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
but my pokemonz....
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Why must McCann be a good hitter?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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DFAROWAND WAS RIGHT
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
lasik works miracles evidently, now we need the whole giants team to get it
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Your mom.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez: "I got this one!"
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I hate McCann.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
Nice inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
It was a good Juan.
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"Top of the order coming up."-Kuip
Any other team, this would inspire confidence. With the Giants, not so much.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What do you mean.. Aaron Rowand -lead off hitter, and Eugenio Velez - player, dont inspire you?
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
They inspire me to buy Pepto Bismal
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Jon wishes he was here tonight
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
Over/Under for the amount of balls Rowand will face?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I’ll take the under.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Rowand, the OBP machine leads off!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Okay, now score some fucking runs, Giants.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
this would be ok.
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unfortunately.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
IT WORKED.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
After reading this thread about "should Tim had started"
I really have to apologize to everyone for keeping last Sunday’s long thread going. Sorry guys/gals.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Loves to face: slider
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Duh-no.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
RALLY DOGS

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Where’s their car?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
inside the park hr!
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Inside the Infield
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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
0%
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Till we have a better option
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Anyone entertaining the notion that Bochy has the slightest clue need only look at who he continually bats in the 1 hole to dispel that notion.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOTT SUCKS
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Great bunt, Velez.
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Bad, bad, bad
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
that was terrible.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
The Aaron Rowand signing
One of Brian Sabean’s proudest moments!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
nice bunt douche
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WTF? Velez?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That was a shitty bunt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
All bunts are.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lol@wasted at bat
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
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best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
A BUNT?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Ok Pablo, we is gonna need a big bomb right here
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Panda, Panda
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I hate this team’s stupid philosophies
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!!!!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
How much slack do we cut Rowand? I’m about to lose all patience with him. Especially batting leadoff, he’s a gaping hole in this lineup
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Rally Chewie

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Good job!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
HE JUST MAKES THINGS HAPPEN!!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You think, Kuip?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HUFF WE NEED A HOME RUN
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY IMPENDING DOOM

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DOCTOR ZAIUS!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
DO IT!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hit it against the shift again, cool?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
OBP HUFF!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
Nice AB.
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A walk?
/faints
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It’d be nice if you decided to get a hit, mark.
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DEROSA!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
This is why you’re here, DeRosa. Do something.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
WOWOWOWOWOW!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Kung Fu Hustle
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Good movie
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Panda knocks in runs in more ways than one.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Wait, what just happened?
Isn’t Panda out if it hit him?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
No
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think that’s just with a batted ball, not a thrown one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I mean, otherwise you could just peg a runner with a ball to get an out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUTTERFLY RULES ARE ON BITCHES
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
KICKBALL RULES
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Yep
Just with batted balls.
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naw, he's in the field of play there
it wasn’t interference
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
No. Not after the defense touches the ball. Or he intentionally touched the ball
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the responds
I used to be a little league ump. They never taught us that one.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Lead!!!!!
I like leads!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
DEROSA!!!!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Nice deflection
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SUCK IT BRAVES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
THE BIG ROSE!!!!!!
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Heyward threw a lazer there
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously
That should have not have been even close if someone else is out there.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Braves

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
DeRosa is pretty quick for an old guy
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I’m following online, what just happened?
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single to RF
throw went past C, both runs score.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
DeRo hit a solid single
They tried to get Panda at home, but the throw bounced off panda and went wild, so Huff scored too
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Magic
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum = pumped
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that clip of timmy needs to be a gif
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
How many enthusiastic Timmy GIFs can we have?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Never enough
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
An infinite amount.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I start watching ... Giants score
Its science!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
OMG WARNING TRACK POWER again…
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Cabrera, DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE YOU POS EX-YANKEE
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
What a game delayer. Seems like his old team shows up in his sunglasses
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Tim's reaction.
Also, fuck you warning track power.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
In play, run(s)?
Is such a result allowed to happen for the Giants?
by Murray, Present on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Damn you Cabrera
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bengie would hit 80 homers a season in Japan
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
we should get him started on that.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
trade him now!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I love Tim so much for getting pumped
And I bet you if other teams fans saw that, he would instantly be their least favorite player
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Lincecum isn't worrying about looking cool
…which makes him even cooler
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I am sure every team hates Matt more.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang it
I suddenly hate snowcones
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
question
how would one make gif’s of stuff like that? do you have to be recording the game?
screen record
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
WAINO WUZ-.....rong?
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6 runs, 2 earned
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
well,
I wasn’t winning ERA or WHIP this week anyway.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
Suck it, Sabean-doubters!
Huff walk, DeRo single. HATERZ.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
You learned how to jerk the chicken?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
A happy chicken is a delicious chicken
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Top of the order starts rallies
Thanks Scott and Eugenio
by www.westcoastbias.com on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Finish Him
Timmy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Lincecum through this inning I take it?
Then turn it over to Affeldt and Wilson (who didn’t pitch yday)?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Velez cant even catch a piece of paper
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
That pitch was sick
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LinceKKKKKKKKum








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Timmy now has the lead and we still are getting the above thread. Wow.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
That pitch fooled the ump and the hitter
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Have we discussed
why “diaz” prononces it “die-ez”?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I think we came to the conclusion that he’s a douche
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Something to do with his grandfather when he immigrated from Spain.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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The story I heard is that his grandfather used a more americanized pronunciation when he immigrated because he was hoping it would make it easier for his family growing up. That could be inaccurate, but it’s what I have stored in my memory banks.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Portuguese thing? Is he Portuguese?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
for the lolz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
98 pitches for Timmy..Flemming is saying the sky is looking very ominous right now…the wind is howling and white caps in the ocean
I feel like a jerk
but I’d love for timmy to finish the inning, and then the rain to come, and the game to be called. Sorry Braves and fans. I want the fakie-CG.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Cain
I thing Cain got one of these last year, against the Nationals
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how Lincecum turns on the Kick-ass mode when we have the lead
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Amy’s husband, the OTHER GUY who didn’t vote for Timmy
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Yep, him and Schulman. Way to rep, Amy.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
A quick inning here would be cool.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Amy G is married to Paul Gutierrez of the Sac Bee?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
And Mrs. Goofus is married to Goofus McPenisbutter
…of the Connecticut McPenisbutters
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
LOL
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TIM
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
You guys hear that?
BOTH WALKS HAVE SCORED
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
OT: Windows 7 is killing me
I keep getting a default gateway is unavailable error, and nextdef doesn’t work on 7, woof.
CMON!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
TIM
FINISH HIM
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FUCK YOU BLUE
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I always have the hardest time finding the “dropbox” on my comp at work. So frustrating.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
This Cloud App puts a mini program on the mac’s upper right bar, and then you just drag shit up there and it’s dropped. Also, it auto-uploads screenshots, which is damn convenient.
How does it work where I want to put something in a co-workers drop box?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
that K pitch floated!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAH!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
LinceKKKKKKKKKum









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this needs a recount
i think.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
gotcha
You looked silly
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
my MLB tv feed has like a 10 second lag now
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
Infante looked like he wouldn't have hit that if it was a beachball...
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
TIM
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
Jeeze, he is making their hitters look terrible
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DAMN THAT BOY'S GOOD
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
gotcha
Timmy is the best pitcher in baseball
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Never said this before but
STFD!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
That felt good
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Just started raining where I live in the Richmond, SF.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Affeldt time?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Affeldt or Romo
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim is having a pretty incredible game.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
LinceKKKKKKKKKKum










I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Will we get a chance to get to 3 lines?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Not tonight.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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SHOULDA STARTED SOMEONE ELSE
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
3 runs
Isn’t Tim like 35-2 when the team score three or more?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
It's probably something close to that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
sure
but that’s a silly stat.
All it tells you is something you already know.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
That Tim Lincecum is really really really good.
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That when teams score runs for pitchers, they often win.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he can’t lose the game now.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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How about Romo/Affeldt (for Hinske)/Wilson?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Now?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think it looks like it’s raining really hard. Don’t you think so, umps?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Newby Q
Who is the second announcer today? I gotta know who I don’t like.
radio?
Jt Snow
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Oh
That might be how…
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
How do you not like any giants announcer not named Papa?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Even I would take Kuiper over Papa
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I thought it was Papa, but wanted to be sure before releasing the hate. JT gets respect while hoping he gets better as an announcer.
by sb on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Radio. MLB TV was blacked out here in Japan last year, so I didn’t spring for it this year. Also, my Mac is kinda old so videos are hit and miss.
by sb on Apr 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I love it
when the radio/tv guys are like “Tim doesn’t have his best stuff today. Doesn’t trust his fast-ball. Etc.”
QS and 10 Ks later. awesome.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Other than the home run, Tim was nasty today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
To be completely fair and honest
I think that dude’s concern was about injuries.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Of course
I was just being completely fair and honest.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Yeah, don’t you guys know anything about the routines that pitchers have to get ready for games and how much it fucks them up when that routine is broken? I mean, shit.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He knows this better than us because he works for a professional baseball team. He’s an accountant but HE KNOWS ABOUT THIS STUFF!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I wouldn’t be at all upset if it got rained out now
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Call it on behalf of the rain
Otherwise, gotta be Affeldt and Wilson – they didn’t pitch yesterday.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
RALLY JESUS ON A DINOSAUR

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
At least its not the Rockies Barney
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
Nope. Medders, Runzler, Joaquin, and Mota.
Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.
bochy likes to use affeldt and romo together in the 8th alot
by timmysdealer on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Do the Giants know that insurance runs are allowed?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
how bad is the rain...and whats the rule on calling it
by allhailtheredwings on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
Up to the umpires to determine when to
stop play and they do it when they feel it is unsafe to continue.
It would go to a rain delay before being called.
I think they will keep playing unless we get a downpour.
is it just me or have we seen a lot less sliders at the feet this year?
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/11/1416268/the-thread-of-the-post-tim-world
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
For sure
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

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