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Open RainThread, 4/11


Current Series

3 game series vs Braves @ AT&T Park

Fri 04/09 WP: Jeremy Affeldt (2 - 0)
LP: Kris Medlen (0 - 1)
5 - 4 win
Sat 04/10 WP: Derek Lowe (2 - 0)
LP: Todd Wellemeyer (0 - 1)
2 - 7 loss

Atlanta Braves
@ San Francisco Giants

Sunday, Apr 11, 2010, 1:05 PM PDT
AT&T Park

Kenshin Kawakami vs Tim Lincecum

Mostly cloudy,rain. Animals marching two by two. Okay, put the hippos over there, and the gorillas over in section...hey, what's that giraffe doing to the foul pole? This is an ark, not a dating service! Well, I guess it's kind of a dating service when you think about it, but we're not trying to make freaky giraffoul poles here. Turn the hose on him, Lawrence.

Winds blowing in from right field at 15-20 m.p.h. Game time temperature around two. Maybe three.

 

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It’s sunny and clear at the moment in Sacramento.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s Always Sunny In Sacramento.

"That's tasteless, offensive and disgusting -- I like it."
- Droz

by El Brazo Dravecky on Apr 11, 2010 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

NO...

it’s always sunny in Philly

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a lovely 64 degree sunny day here at Huntington Park.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Also, Carlos Santana is a beast-man.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I just woke up and it’s pouring.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 9:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy

That means it’s headed this way.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Sun
Partly Cloudy
89°F | 62°F

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 11, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

PLAY NOW

they should make a special grippy ball for use on rainy days.
or the teams should have to play a virtual reality version of the game.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 11, 2010 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, sure. Why don’t we just have robots play the games? And then we can just have robots watch the games.

/hyperbole

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

BLLLLLLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

futurama FTW

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the Giants play baseball video games do they still swing at the first pitch?

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on Apr 11, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

This just in

…they don’t all swing at the first pitch anymore

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re growing up so fast!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 11, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're so cute at this age

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except when they GIDP. Then they get the cellar for a few hours

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 11, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

No! No! we'll get this one in!

I’m leaving in 20 minutes, I neeeed to see Barry/Nen/Kent!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 11, 2010 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Its raining in Davis, Lincy is gonna get rained out, MY game is going to be rained out, my wife is in the hospital, and today is my wedding anniversary. GOOD MORNING MCCOVEN!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on Apr 11, 2010 9:43 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

ouch.

good luck making it to monday, congrats on __ years

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 11, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no

I’m in Roseville, so the rain is on the horizon.

I hope your wife is out of the hospital soon ;-)

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey Im in roseville

by Squez on Apr 11, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys think there's any chance this game gets played?

The Braves and GIants only have 2 off days that are similar and both have the Braves in the middle of a homestand in Atlanta and 1 of the 2 have San Fran on the road.

If it gets rained out today, I’d bet that the Braves and Giants wouldn’t play it unless it has big implications on October 1st…which it could.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I think the Braves play in Colorado sometime in August and then the day after that series both the Giants and Braves have an off day. I think that’s the only other time other than a make-up at the end of the season.

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Apr 11, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

We'll get this game made up after Buster joins the team!

But Chipper will be back too :-(

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'd prefer Chipper to Prado

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Expensive Reunion Functions

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

from twitter

extrabaggs
  
Giants slogan for today: “It’s flooded inside.” Dunno how they play a game today.
5 minutes ago via Tweetie

by Squez on Apr 11, 2010 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

we are in this thing downpour

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 11, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will they cancel the game before it is even scheduled to start?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would think the Giants will cancel this game early. No way they want to get Timmy warmed up and waste his start. This way he can pitch tomorrow.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The strips about rain always seem to go a little deeper.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 11, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will someone tell the gods that it’s Timmy day? Stop raining, please

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

So, the consensus from everyone that there’s going to be no game? I don’t want to drive all the way up to the city and have no game. At least suggest some things to do up in the city while it’s raining.

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Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 11, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

No play for Mr. Gray
I don’t want to drive all the way up to the city and have no game.

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

i thought that you were all about the water….

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

California Acadamey of Sciences!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which doesn’t include English.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Apr 11, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

but the irony of visiting the “rain forest” would be fun

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a shame; I was really looking forward to this one. At the very least, though, the bullpen will get an extra day of rest, so that’s…something.

by Seasick fish on Apr 11, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Looking outside, I kinda don’t think it’s happening.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Apr 11, 2010 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I have tickets for the game – wondering when and where an official announcement about the game’s status will be posted. Anyone?

Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.

by LeMasterBlaster on Apr 11, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

I keep looking at

http://twitter.com/extrabaggs

He’ll probably have it first-ish.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Apr 11, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Velez batting second

VVVVRRRROOOOMMMM!!!!

/auto-defenestrates

Dear Internet,
Please fire Brian Sabean.
Signed,
Me

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 11, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

weather.com now says thunderstorms between 2-4 p.m.

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 11, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Although there was a little sun peaking out behind it at 4pm with only 40% chance of rain I saw. But then back to rain.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 11, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

rainin’ in wc

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I think KNBR just said that they would push the game to 4:05 if there was a rain delay. Not sure though, it is Mychael Urban.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 11, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Supposed to rain more later

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Urban has shown himself to be notoriously inaccurate when he tries to get a “scoop.”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Larry Baer on Friday saygin they were going to try like hell to get Sunday's game in

even if they had to push it waaaay back

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoulda started earlier

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

at 8am?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/chasm; it wasn’t raining earlier

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larry Baer, in typical A-Hole fashion makes many fans travel to the game only to suffer waiting for the rainout call.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sooo..

…if he’d said, “if it’s raining Sunday, we’ll call it early even if there’s a chance we could get it in”, you’d approve?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rain, rain, go away -
Timmy’s s’posed to pitch today!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Johan Santana

getting creamed by the Zimmerman-less Nationals.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL anyone who took him in pokemonz

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

FU

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN+NEAL 4 SANTANA

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 11, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

That was such a stupid article. For the last three years, Cain has been comparable if not quite as good as Santana anyway, AND he’s younger.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Santana’s numbers the past few years are consistently down from his Cy Young peak. He’s still very good, but he’s no longer one of the five best pitchers in the game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it was

CAIN+NEAL+POSEY 4 SANTANA

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha! I was trying to find that post. That’s pretty embarrassing

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 11, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here ya go

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/1/8/1240869/the-giants-are-a-perfect-match

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 11, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeesh

I have both Santana and Zimmerman

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I surmise 08/26 reschedule

Giants in mid-homestand

08-25 Braves @ Colorado 3:10 PM EDT

08-27 Braves @ Florida 7:35 PM EDT

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

CORRECTION

08-27 Marlins @ Atlanta 7:35 PM EDT

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know, if you got tickets to the game through a ticket plan (4/$49) do you get a ticket voucher or money back? Would we then get $12.25 back?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 11, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

I think your ticket is good for when they make it up

if they don’t, then you’d get your money back

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tickets are typically good for the make-up.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else think Bochy should have pitched Timmy yesterday? It’s not like he couldn’t look at the weather report and say..hey, we aren’t gonna play tomorrow, I should give us our best shot at winning today!

by positiveuphemism on Apr 11, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Why risk it against a good team when you can choke out the suck team coming in after.

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

The knock against that was that he pitched his off day session on Friday. Boch should have left open the possibility at least.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 11, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

With the off-day, yesterday would have been Tim’s normal pitch day, right? I heard about the ‘pen session as to why he couldn’t pitch, but I would have just skipped wellemeyer altogether, even if rain wasn’t predicted for today

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 11, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

They said before the season started

…that they wanted to give the starters extras days that the schedule gave them early in the season.

Keep them fresher for the dog days and all that

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my thought as well

I think it would’ve been a smart move.

…Which, of course, helps explain why it was never going to happen.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know how hard it is raining

Or how well the field drains, but the map in future on weather.com shows it clearing off around 3:30 Pacific time.

by Countificus on Apr 11, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

nope most of the rain is supposed to be in the north bay.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 11, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not so sure about your meteorological skills :)

The rain is coming from the south so nothing will be reflect first north of SF.

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

For once

it’s wayyy nicer here than there. I don’t feel sorry for you west coast elitists

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Beautiful day in NY as well. Laughing at Livan shutting out Johan and the Mets.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 11:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Perfect weather in Mississippi today

It is 80 degrees and sunny. Spring is in full bloom, the flowers and trees are beautiful. I am sitting on the front porch watching the masters, waiting on the Giants game, hopefully.

by Countificus on Apr 11, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Livan planned to pitch 6 nice innings

then get on a Concorde plane and attend the Giant’s reunion!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 11, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear ya

DC weather has been amazing the last week or so

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 11, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is beautiful in the Portland, OR area

I need Timmy to go today or my fantasy team will lose. WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 11, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

roto FTW

H2H sux. I hope they come up with roto football sometime. Now that I’ve played roto I don’t ever want H2H again.

Yeah, fuck you resdog I know you’re gonna post that pic again. YOU BASTARD

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roto football?

Not possible. Fantasy football is based on points, not individual statistical categories.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 11, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are roto points leagues

just go by most overall points

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t feel sorry for me either

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonderful day in Omaha. Just got back from studying in the park.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure deployed my Pokemons at minimum efficiency...

Need a win to pull ahead and let Burnett linger on the bench. Two of my starters aren’t playing, both of their backs ups are… Just need two runs to get a huge lead. Bah and bah.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

At least Mike Napoli is playing.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dropped him yesterday in an ESPN league

For Kurt Suzuki, who was inexplicably on the FA wire. I hate Mike Scoscia.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 11, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

suzuki is scratched today

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at a loss of what to do with my catcher situation.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dropped Napoli. Only viable option left was Barajas, who isn’t sucking too bad.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The amazing thing is that Mathis isn’t even doing well defensively. Or on the base paths.

Boy, you’ll all feel silly when Napoli hits two home runs today.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not as silly as scocia!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I plugged in suzuki, montero, and wieters in my 3 leagues

not making a change unless there’s an injury. Catcher is the kicker of fantasy baseball. Theres like 3 that make any difference.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

And those 3 cost more than they're worth

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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as they’re on the field. Napoli has been sitting a lot.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but that’s why I don’t draft a guy like that. Maybe in a roto league you can get away with it, but I’d rather have Y molina or suzuki or someone like that who will play every day and not hurt you

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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I drafted him he seemed to be the starter, with his bat being the reason why. Mathis was supposed to be an occasional defensive replacement. Didn’t work out as I expected.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOSCIA

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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's lame

i hate catchers

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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Montero just went on the DL. Why can’t our catchers get hurt?

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 12:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like how you made it plural.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit

i’m screwed

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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats why I let you have him. I know hes a good power source from Catcher, but I was concerned he wouldnt get enough playing time.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too wet for my tastes today

I think I’m going to watch this one from my couch… if it’s not a total rain out.

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by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Talk about super fast promotion...

I just noticed the Reds are starting Mike Leake as their pitcher today. Good ol’ Dusty has him up to 108 pitches lol.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Apr 11, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

christ

dusty kills another promising young arm.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LEAKE

He’s young, he can take it.

/Leake disintegrates

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 11, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kelly’s younger brother?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLnup

Rowand CF
Velez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
DeRosa LF
Molina C
Bowker RF
Uribe SS
Lincecum P.

by Orwell D. Catt on Apr 11, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m so happy to see Molina.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Apr 11, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

+9001

Whiteside singlehandedly ruined yesterday

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

he was the fat kid they save for the end in dodgeball

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

and the absence of an offensive presence at all from Eli certainly makes me agree that Bengie in the lineup is an improvement

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never been so happy to see Molina in the lineup.

On the other hand, I’ve always been happy to see Renteria out of the lineup.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWKer?

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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez at 2nd? LOL

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

WTFRANDSEN

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol matt kemp

just dropped a fly ball

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

5 tool player!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got the tool part right

Luckily, Rihanna can catch balls very well.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Chris Brown in the crowd at a boxing match last night. I guess he was picking up tips for his next girlfriend.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 12:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was considering leaving now for the park, but if it gets pushed back til four. What to do til then? Bring a book definitely, hanging out at the public house.. no.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 11, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

what’s wrong with the Public House?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ate at the Mexican place next to the Public House yesterday

It wasn’t bad.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was the Publick House. If it isn’t it should be.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there's Pubelick House

I might go just to look around

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to hope that's right

But, I live in Santa Rosa and I wouldn’t call what’s going on outside “light”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Captain Doppler

…can you explain these things when you post them?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not obvious?

the cities are on the map, and the color of the cloud represents how severe the rain is. In this case, the worst is red, yellow is a little less severe, and green is less severe than yellow. The lighter green is more severe than the darker green.

It would be helpful if it wasn’t just a picture though. Usually they show a progression so you know what to expect over the next few hours.

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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the colors

But have no idea how this tells me what to expect

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to watch the loop, it shows the heavy stuff skirting SF. We use the doppler all the time at work. I think they will get the game in.

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by timmeh on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to see the loop - then you get an idea of the direction and speed of the rain…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's doing the Carlton dance!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

individual pictures don’t really give you a picture of whats GOING to happen unfortunately

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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, if you’re going don’t forgot your towel.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst character ever!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re allowed your opinion but really you’ll need it.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLCubs!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLCUBS2!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I know it will never happen, but I would love it if we could DFA Whiteside to make room for FLew.

Panda could be the backup. He was great at C last year.

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SSS

He did only play like 3 games there last year, to be fair.

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi guys

Been lurking for a couple of years, decided to finally sign up because I got excited about having an UNDEFEATED season. I guess I jinxed it.

Been a fan of the Giants since 1989, then I moved to Seattle in 2001 for grad school. Living in Seattle makes it hard to watch Giants games. Actually I became more of an A’s fan since they are on TV more here than in the Bay Area. But this place helps me keep up. I got to go to two games last year, one at Safeco (with ZitLOL and WhitesidesLOL) and one in AT&T (with Timmy!)

by Murray, Present on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome!

Also, MLB.tv, It is a godsend.

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!!

lurkers>trolls

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE LOSING ME!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, yer in the troll camp?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.tv rules

I bought is and the TV this year, after only having MLB.tv for the last couple 6 years or so. Little did I know that the Extra Innings package is in standard definition, or at least it is on Comcast in Mississippi. I felt for sure in 2010 it would be in HD. I am so pissed.

by Countificus on Apr 11, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And MLB At-Bat is a ridiculous bargain. Home and away radio feeds for every game for $20?! Yes, please!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Grab a beer.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

good username

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE NOT WELCOME JINXER!

Welcome

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 11, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Beware the banhammer.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score Subject To Change

Dodgers 5-4 over the Marlins…Go Fish!

I've seen bums cry, bums scream, and bums squeal. I've also seen a bum try to steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum!

by Doctor Crybums on Apr 11, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fish have 1 on 1 out in bottom 7

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

RISP for Hanley… Make that Cantu. First and second. Tons of speed on the bases.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uggs on deck

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-5 MARLINS

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in SF right now...

Is it looking like the game’s going to be rained out?

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Probable

But a lot of us are holding out hope the storm will break ~ 4

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they play this one today, does that mean there’s magic inside?

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Marlins on top.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Dodgers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-5, to be clear.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home!

Anyone wanna guess who was on my flight?

Jeff Kent.

So, uh, I’m pretty much famous now.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you have the honor of having him be rude to you?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I never talked to him. I just kinda walked past him a bunch of times and tried to discreetly look at him to decide whther it was him or not.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we still supposed to guess?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he leave the airport on a motorcycle?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he was with two women. Wife and daughter maybe?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

That mustache is a chick magnet

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 11, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he left the airport with them, but I didnt see him come to the airport with them….

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I saw hin in an interview sans stache

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he didnt really have it. Maybe a little one, but not as luscious as the old one.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

More of a Lt. Dangle kind of thing?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah kinda. he even had the shorts. It was weird.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where was it that you went?

(I think you mentioned it before, but I don’t really recall at this moment.)

Also, welcome back.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chile and Argentina. But we flew from Santiago to Dallas, then from Dallas to SF. he got on the plane in Dallas.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Also, I’m jealous you went to South America.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty sweet.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty cool

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty sweet.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty cool

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs says
#SFGiants and #Braves are officially in a rain delay, by the way. Thanks, Captain Obvious. No new first pitch time announced.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

The Phillies have a commercial where some guy is talking about how much he misses Rowand.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 11, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Link?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't find it

I guess it’s not actually for the Phillies but for Philadelphia’s public transit. It was just on during this Phillies-Astros game.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 11, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can have him back

but it’ll cost them howard and utley. I know we’re bending a little in that deal, but we’ll give them a discount since we like them

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll trade him for a sandwich

doesn’t need to have steak even, straight up cheez whiz

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wid or widout?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please! TAKE HIM!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, But,

ITS GAMER INSIDE

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIT R DUN SABEZ

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand for Werth, maybe?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god yes I would do that deal.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantasy Question

Is Felipe Lopez ever gonna play?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah im wondering the same thing. I got lucky that placido counts towards 2b

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 11, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he would start at 2nd. I mean, Skip Schumaker?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously. im gonna hold onto him just in case larussa changes his mind but its killing me right now

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 11, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Master's Update

Tiger Woods isn’t gonna win it. 3 over through 5

by Orwell D. Catt on Apr 11, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll still bang more women than any other person on the course.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

no radnich, i dont want to hang with you

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawk Harrelson

not good.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

/“good guys” win

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear God

I am at the park and there is no way in hell this game is going to happen. Horrible wind and pounding rain. The field crew is trying buts coming down faster then they can pump and push it out.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Dammit I just want to watch a baseball game!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Field crew

If they keeping pumping and pushing, it’ll just be coming harder.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

TWSS

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how they cut off the scoreboard CSN feed as soon as that weather guy mentioned all of the rain on its way.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where you lurking?

I’m behind 122 next to doggie diner under the pillerd

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2010 12:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

109!

or at least I was until the wind picked up. Now I’m just wandering trying not to get trampled in the concourse.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy awkward weather report

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers stranded 2. LOL

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

3 by Rajai.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. 4 by Rajai? God StatTracker is horrible.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like the A's in the west

You guys are gonna look so dumb when I repost my predictions from the AL thread at the end of the year.

Either that or I’ll never speak of this again.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This must be a sign that God hates the orange alternate jerseys.

by Seasick fish on Apr 11, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, maybe not. Were those today? When are they scheduled?

by Seasick fish on Apr 11, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the orange is for Fridays

opening day excluded

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think you’re right. I got confused since they already played on Friday, but, duh, I forgot that was opening day.

by Seasick fish on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawn Estes on CSN

With Amy G. of course.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as she doesn’t hug him, we’re all right.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly right now she looks like she’s about to go in for a kiss

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Now it’s Burks with Kruk and Kuip

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

She does get awfully close to people when she’s interview them.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

She can interview me anyday

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

-1

Have fun with that.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Jaymee Sire.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

she better not interview Joe Namath.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Investigative reporting!

Cologne and mouthwash check

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Shawn can go out to second base and recreate his 2000 sprained ankle limp off the base.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ow! Ow! Ow!

/hop hop hop

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds up next

But that’s according to Radnich, so who knows.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is so much stupid going on on the pregame show right now, it hurts

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

even after the guy corrected him, Radnich got his name wrong.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/watching Masters instead

Go Lefty!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bless them

They are still trying like hell to sell peanuts

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Breaking weather news from the park

Still raining.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lol defense

“jake fox at catcher”

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol defense

"jake fox at catcher anywhere"

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rain

I guess I will keep watching Ashes to Ashes, then.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Masters Update

Tiger is horny.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

there was a hilarious lampoon of the Nike/Tiger’s dead dad commercial on SNL last night…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON THE PROWL

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

These reunion teams really put things in perspective

it’s amazing how much shit talent we surrounded around Bonds.

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

and yet…..

/bans self

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 11, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Yay

Now Amy G is interviewing Nen.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

"Your 300th win."-Amy G

Your such a putz, Amy.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Kent!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s gonna wear it for the whole interview

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kent is cracking me up wearing that Lincecum hat.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody buy Lincecum Wigs!

So they can pay Timmy for a long, long time.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have ESPN insider?

http://insider.espn.go.com/mlb/features/rumors?&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fmlb%2ffeatures%2frumors

Post about Buster in the rumors section.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably just says the obvious.

“Posey is great, Giants are retards.”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The San Francisco Giants are off to a fairly strong start offensively, hitting .292 as a team with a 3.60 on-base percentage through five games, and are 4-1 atop the National League West.

But catcher Bengie Molina hasn’t been a big part of the offense, hitting .273 with no walks and no extra-base hits in his three starts, and the G-men are getting a .472 combined OPS from their catchers.

Top prospect Buster Posey, on the other hand, is 7-for-13 this season in Triple-A Fresno after hitting .315 with five extra-base hits in spring training.

Most see Posey as big-league ready, which begs the question — when will Posey get the call?

The Giants could find time for Posey at first base — he played there a bit this spring and is athletic enough to handle the position — but if his future is behind the plate, Molina is going to have to move over — right?

Waiting a few weeks into the season makes sense, as it sets back the service time clock for players when it comes to free agency, and if the club waits further into the summer, they could also set Posey’s arbitration clock back far enough to gain another year. But we’ll always come back to this: Posey is a catcher, he has to catch when he gets the call, so Molina has to go, or become the backup.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sayounara, Travis-san

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

3.60 OBP. Awesome

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't believe we haven't scored more runs with that kind of OBP

Better than 3 1/2 base-runners for every plate appearance? You’d have multiple Giants on every base. They could have parties and stuff!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is this a rumor? It’s just speculation.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's see if this works

Here’s the link to the article using my login and password

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kent: “Those nerdy psychologist guys”

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The money lies in the RBI's

Kents lesson to his little league kids.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m really pissed about bumgonner instead of heyward!!!!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabez: we need to stockpile moar young pitchers to trade for Garko’s and Hillenbrand’s

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers threatening

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kemp

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Leo Nunez

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMY G.

Sarcasmologist!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Boy

Amy G sets female sports reporters back 20 years every time she speaks.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers lost!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Old news!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers lose!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m hearing that in the voice of John Sterling – ‘Theeee Dodgers Looose!’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Dodgers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Older news!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

as good as a win

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worth repeating a few times.

by Seasick fish on Apr 11, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you guys hear?

The Dodgers did not win!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG NO WAY!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could get used to this

I like the idea of them getting an early lead and then blowing it. A lot more depressing to their fans than losing the whole way through =)

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE GAME LAST NIGHT

If you watch the Heyward HR….Look for me in thre LF bleachers. As soon as he made contact i jumped from my first row seat into the “restricted” walkway. I’m wearing the black giants jersey. They told me I couldn’t go down there. Oh well. $75 down the drain AND I didn’t get the ball. LOLme

by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol i just hit up FTF. im gonna need to change my avatar shortly

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 11, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Change that avatar if your a Sharks fan and a reader/commentator at FTF.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and done

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

More Sharks mojo.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you the same guy to kills a ball headed for the corner by falling on the field to grab it?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you're proud of all this?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Anyone else who was in the left field bleachers know why there was a “BEAT LA” chant going on during the game? I found it odd that it was going on against the Braves, but loved it nonetheless.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that too

Our guess was there was a moron in Dodger gear down there, getting an earful. But we were far enough away (VB323) to see for sure

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must have FLA-LA score

6-5 Marlins

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possible

But it was a good hour or so later than the end of that game

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was a while after the game ended.

I was excited to see that Marlins comeback though.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was watching the scoreboard religiously from my seat, and the “Beat LA” chant happened well after the game was over.

Sadly, the highlights of my night were watching the Dodgers, Rockies, and D-Backs games become finals, and Jason Heyward wrecking our pitching. Bleh.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

whats hilarious is the Phillies fans sitting behind us who paid 100 bucks just to root against the braves.

by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

That’s dedication.

A random Dodger fan was my best guess too. I was LB129 but couldn’t tell.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And watch a game in the best stadium in baseball.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peter McGowan

No driveway at his Divisadero mansion

Richness is overrated

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

McG weeps over 2000 too

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you elaborate?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grandson was 4 and he carried him around when the park opened.

Now he’s 14, taller than McG, and has a gf named Amanda.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, I was referred to

No driveway at his Divisadero mansion

Richness is overrated

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a gate entrance at the sidewalk but no driveway or garage. The pad otherwise looks huge.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the driveway is in the the rear

Makes a backdoor entry easier

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt we find out for a few hours

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will probably be postponed.

BTW, nice avatar ;-)

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a 1/2 mile from AT&T

doesn’t look like this game is going to be played anytime soon.

by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, it is really coming down

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

even rallye bewbs won’t save this game, imo

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally christina fail

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really. really big ones hovering over the park might.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 11, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i could see that

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G.

Seductionologist!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know if this was reported

but before yesterday’s game she got harassed by some college students in Willie Mays Plaza. I guess some kid tried to grab her ass and got arrested.

by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Apr 11, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lame. What a douchebag.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

braves fan

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame

freshman hazing

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to hear he got arrested. Maybe he’ll think twice before doing that again (but probably not)

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet it was prado

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a douche

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chemistry = HRs

getting to 3B is not enough

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely forgot Estes was the original 55

Some skinny long-haired kid has it now…

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 11, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SL
III wanna knooow, have you ever seen the rain?

Yes CSN I have, I live in the bay area.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Halladay pitching a gem.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BETTER THAN LINCECUM

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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum beat him last week, but right now Halladay is at 8 IP, 0 ERs, 7 Hits, 8Ks, 0BBs. And hes still in.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Palindromes ftw!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he just finished it with a clean 9th.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And hes still in.

TWSS

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by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boooo

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pika

2 start week for Halladay completely wasted against my pokemonz team’s kerploded ERA.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Pokemon!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raincoaters

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

image unfail

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their center seat is like 30cm lower and behind those of Kruk and Kuip’s.

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

where is a good place to get okonomiyaki? The Japanese food, not you. Just to clarify…

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Berkeley, but I am willing to travel.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Japan Center?

They used to have a stall for that next to the Benihana mall entrance

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

sf j-town has some good places

izumiya is pretty good.
usually i just make it at home.

by okonomiyaki on Apr 11, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right! Izumiya entrance

not Benihana

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will try that next time…

Someone should open a do-it-yourself okonomiyaki place. That would be totally awesome.

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

30 cm? Are you canadian? It’s called a foot.

by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s silly, next you are going to tell me that Bonds weigh 17 stones.

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s much simpler to say that he’s a little over 2 centners

by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

they put him in the comfy chair

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe Barry remembers the exact pitch sequence of that at bat

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry’s baseball knowledge is second only to Willie’s.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zach Wheeler lasts 1/3 inning in his first start

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh jeez. whats his final line?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. Thats not terrible. Its bad, but eh. Its his first start. Ill give him at least another 1/3 of an inning before I start panicking.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

panic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds for hitting coach

by Squez on Apr 11, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Will the Rain ever go away?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

How’s the weather looking in SF? Odds of a game today?

by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rainy with a chance of meatballs more rain.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

I loved Armando Rios because he was traded for Jason Schmidt.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G.

Gamerologist.

K&K get the power-hitters

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARRY!

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Shes never met someone who could remember things from when they were 9 years old?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLIndians

Complete meltdown by the Cleveland bullpen

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 11, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL METS!

SANTANA WILL WIN THE CY EVERY YEAR IN THE NL!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonds holding a press conference?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Announcing retirement?

or that he’s regrowing hair

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

or to not announce retirement

(methinks Ryan wanted to keep secret coach a secret from Congress)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Radnich, so who knows?

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t really look like a press conference so much as the press cornering Barry,, although he probably wouldn’t talk unless he wanted to

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

awwww he watches every game.

by chakdephatte on Apr 11, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Except last night

Which explains why we lost.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the heavy stuff will be coming in for a few hours.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winds north by northwest.

by Orwell D. Catt on Apr 11, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s bad right?

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that's actually the end of the rain on the left then it's good.

Except for the next hour that the heavy rain goes over.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard heavy rain was short

but only an hour? That’s a disappointment if you paid 60 bucks for it

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hour, 2 hours, 3 hours, etc.

I have no idea how fast weather colors move.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a joke

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a bad one at that

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sensed it

Didn’t really get it, but I sensed it.
But I felt the need to clarify my first post anyway, because I have no idea whether it’s an hour or 20.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Jamie despises Radnich

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

And she’s not alone.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all, in fact it makes me like her even more

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who'd minding the shed?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The Missouri Militia

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

more left-handed typing fail

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could you stay mad at him though?

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stay mad at him and his magic stick

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weakness compels strength, betrayer begets blood; this is the Law of the Nine Clans.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “feud” was over Rain beating Colbert in Time Magazines online poll for most influential person.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off Topic

Edgar Renteria 2009 WAR: .3
Edgar Renteria 2010 WAR: .6

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 11, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Shocker!

Benitez blew a save.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The shocking thing is that he’s still around.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s he at, still with the Jays AAA?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

His last entry in wikipedia is houston's AAA team
On his minor league return, Benitez gave up back-to-back-to-back-to-back home runs against Memphis Redbirds hitters.

lol

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Benitez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, Ed Wade

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish the Astros actually had good prospects so we could trade our crappy veterans for them.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a Giant game. NOW!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 11, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sun is for pussies

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be sure to wear UV protection

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONT WANNA HEAR EXCUSES!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Apr 11, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great Loser Moments in Giants History

JT Snow wasted game-tier

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

From Baggs (4 minutes ago)
Still raining. Still delayed. No updated start time. Oh, and Marvin Benard told the Chron he took roids. Can’t beat fun at the ol’ ballpark.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Greg Anderson was a hell of a pusher.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I love how the Bernard/steroids connection is such a given at this point that its not even the lead-off to weather in a Baggs tweet

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

proof that PEDs don’t necessarily E. P.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Writers should definitely be looking at this angel.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this one?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was named in the Mitchell Report years ago.

And P.E.D.s won’t stop you from breaking the wrong way to a fly ball, or tomahawking at a pitch over your head.

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weather.com’s weather-in-motion has the rain clearing up around 4 and staying clear until at least 7pm.

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Apr 11, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

But the hour by hour weather forcast shows rain and thunder during that same time.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Looking at the hour-by-hour, it says 25% chance of rain by 5pm

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Apr 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

http://mw.weather.com/hbh/USCA0987?family=webkit

tells me 70% chance with thunder. And being here I believe it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2010 2:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why oh why would CSN get Gary Radnich?

I really just don’t get it. I don’t know anyone who likes him. His act is that he could care less about sports and will talk about anything rather than having to talk sports.

He never says anything that is even remotely humorous or insightful. If they are trying to get me to not watch the pre and post game stuff then they may have finally succeeded.

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

But..

Lou Alcinder

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they picked up Urban and they’ve even been having Damon Bruce on Chron live more recently so maybe they’re starting a collection of douches

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 years back Back when CSN was PRIME

Rad would keep trying to get his producer on camera, but she never would and would always have her face obscured by furniture or equipment.

The producer was Malou Nubla.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Wilson

from Home Improvement

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gag ran for years

until Malou became a news anchor

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s good knowledge.

by Hamed on Apr 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you mean KRON?

I thought Comcast Sports Network was a recent invention to counter Fox Sports Network.

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Radnich's radio simucast

started on PRIME which became PSN which became KRON-cable which became CSN.

I assume there’s ownership continuity since Gary never goes away

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey how did Strasberg do

can’t be bothered to look it up myself

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

probably better than wheeler

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by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

:'(

sad.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was something like 5 IP 8 K's 1 Run

but I’m not 100% sure

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 11, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game needs to be called. And the park has gotten so desperate they are showing golf.

Weather.com does not give this game
much of a chance

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

There’s a small window in a couple hours. They’re probably waiting to see if that will be a possibility before officially calling it.

by deuce deuce on Apr 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

field will be a marsh

they should call it.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But me wants Temmeh to pitch to save my fantasy team!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a day. He’ll own the Bucs tomorrow

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow will be to late.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And oddly, the Bucs aren’t that bad this year. They’ve been putting up runzzz! Also, I have McCutchen, and Jones, but will sit them next week due to the opposing team.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't sit them

That will just make them be good!

DON’T YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS?

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by groug on Apr 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re probably right, but I don’t want the points if they come against Timmeh, Matt, or Jonathan.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year’s night at the park was Timmeh vs. Pirates. He was fucking awesome. Therefore, he will be again.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Schulman's Twitter
Day-night doubleheader with Braves/Pirates Tuesday has been discussed and is “not out of the realm of possibility,” I’m told.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird

Has that ever happened before, to anyone’s knowledge? It’s a new one on me

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by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has!

According to Wikipedia, the Indians hosted a double header on Sept 25, 2000 against the White Sox and Twins. In addition, the Yankees and Mets have three times played a home-and-home doubleheader.

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by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home-and Home

Meaning one at each team’s park?
Interesting.

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by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

7/8/00, 6/28/03, and 6/27/08. Obviously these could only happen since the onset of interleague play.

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by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Whyside.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's fuggin' bizarre

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love it!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be bizarre.

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by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's the forecast tomorrow?

We may have to make it a triple-header if this keeps up.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why in the world would the Giants agree to do that?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 11, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$

they don’t wanna give refunds on all those tickets and
apparently the Giants and Braves have no common off-days for the rest of the season

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

08/16 is adequate for make-up

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-oh! 08/26

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you right

on radio they said there were no common off days, which seemed unpossible

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont see why either team would

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by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would suck for the Braves

Night game in SD tomorrow, day game in SF Tuesday, back to SD for Wednesday…

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by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that did happen

You’d probably see some interesting box scores

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by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, Tuesday? Even if they were going to do some weird-ass thing like that, why wouldn’t it be on Monday?

Oh, wait, it’s going to rain tomorrow, I see. And the Braves are in San Diego Monday, but off on Tuesday.

Uh I guess I answered my own question.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough, the Braves play the

Padres on Monday, have an off day on Tuesday and then play them again on Wednesday and Thursday.

I don’t get it with these play a game, take a day off, play the next two days in the schedule. This happened to a lot of teams on the first week of games too.

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s happened in the first series of the year a lot lately. I was pleasantly surprised the Giants didn’t have to deal with that stupid bullshit this year.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB’s scheduling has been seriously fucky the last couple of years, it seems.

Last year, I rememember it feeling like every off day the Giants had all year came in April/early May.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds crazy! Let’s do it.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if this were to happen it would be Cain starting against the braves instead of Pittsburgh which would be fun for his preperation.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 11, 2010 2:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm here at the park

The amount of water they’re pushing off of this tarp is ungodly. There is no way there will be a game today.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

this.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also at the park

Also in agreement

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That being said, watching the masters on the scoreboard, huddled under the roof in view reserve, clutching a $6 mocha is more fun than one might expect.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Shift-A

I just got back from taking the kids to the FSU circus (and yes, FSU has a circus), and I was looking forward to beisbol. :(

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Masters

Has anyone seen the Masters website? The online TV link is incredible.

Also, Tiger’s eagle on 7 was pretty sweet.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject loin

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So sad

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is me.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it sad that I know what these comics are with Garfield in them?

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah me too. I pretty much have every single Garfield comic memorized.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garfield messes with Odie.
Jon is dateless.
LOLFAT.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Except hilarious.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about the bean-filled whack-bonk?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a family heirloom.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because he hates Mondays.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you can believe such things

The Doppler map shows the trailing edge of the storm moving on onshore right now.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking rainbows after it rains
there’s enough miracles here to blow your brains

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 11, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 11, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

geophysics

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I don't want to talk to a scientist

Y’all motherfuckers lyin’
and gettin’ me pissed.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE!

"That's tasteless, offensive and disgusting -- I like it."
- Droz

by El Brazo Dravecky on Apr 11, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Fantastic! I’m still not sure if the song is a joke or not, but it is ripe for MS paint awesomeness.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No second rain thread yet? Am I on the right site?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been a slow day.

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by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threads go longer now before the mods open a second one.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember last season

Near the beginning, there was a pretty hard 500-comment-new-thread standard, but the threads have gotten longer, now it seems like it’s ~ 700.

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

22 gameday threads = easier to manage than 26!

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it’s been more like 800 lately, but we usually try not to start threads in the middle of innings, so it’s hard to control exactly how many comments are going to be made before we make the new one

If that makes sense

Plus, it’s easy to get caught up in the game and forget to check the comment count.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention, SBN handles big threads waaaaaay better than it used to.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it used to slow down to an absolute crawl around 500, now it can make it to 900-1000 pretty well

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so much site

as people’s computers, from what I can tell

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine it must take up a lot of bandwidth, though, when you get a thread that’s got a thousand plus comments with probably a few dozen people reading it and it’s auto-refreshing constantly.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, truf

But I always thought the raison d’etre of new threads was to give a break to people’s comps.

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by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s mostly it, I was just wondering out loud about what kind of a drain on the site big threads are. I don’t really understand how the auto-refresh thing works.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't ask questions

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

House elves

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

if done properly, it should be less of drain on the site than if it didn’t auto refresh.

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by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

only 1 HR?

clearly not ready

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOTAL BUST, HAD HIS CHANCE

DFA THE POSEUR NOW!!!!

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some guy’s calling for a platoon of Torres and Velez in RF.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If you’ll excuse me for a minute, I’ll just be shooting myself in the face.

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW MANY MORE CHANCES DOES HE GET?!

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

To grow that beard!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Sandoval’s been suckin’ so far, so Nate can play 3B.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a solution for everything.

Whoever is in a slump, put Posey there for a week.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, he had his chance. Give that role to Whiteside. I like what I see in that exciting, fresh-faced youngster.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside is so underated and undervalued by this organization.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘fresh haired’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork or Sabes?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense. Both can’t hit righthanders, but there aren’t enough of those in MLB to worry about that.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWKER IS THE PROBLEM

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

To his credit, he just slid Bowker over to LF. He’s assuming Aubrey Huff is still sucking by the time Mr. F comes back. It’s convoluted.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Now he’s bagging on Nate. “How many more chances is he gonna get?”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Velez gets in the lineup, he makes things happen.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a player.

He does things that you can’t teach.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Positional player equivalent of Lincecum.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But apparently that’s the coaches’ fault.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cornerstone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was true for a week last week, too. Then he OBP’d .300 for the rest of the season.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

*a week last year

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

The hour by hour on weather.com has the rain slowing down around 4 and disappearing thereafter for about 4 hours.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I laugh at the 7 o'clock

It has some sun in the picture…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lightning bolts are gone

I don’t know why that strikes me as a major improvement, but I’ll take what I can get

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at the park. There is no way they’re playing a game today. Hanging out in the club level. Ellis Burks and Bill Miller have stopped by to sign autographs. Woody walked by, too. Makes the delay/potential cancellation less lame.

by kdl on Apr 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG BILL MUELLER ♥ ♥

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/has loved Bill Mueller since his days as a Shreveport Captain.

Or were they the Shreveport Swamp Dragons then? I can’t remember the timeline.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was Captains … but don’t quote me on that.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

checking

You’re right. They were only the Swamp Dragons 2001-2002.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone actually seen a swamp dragon?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And lived to tell the tale?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, this was purely a STATS-based love. Until he was called up, I didn’t even know his name rhymed with Killer!

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overheard, at a 2000 game in Milwaukee on the TV

“Hey MEW-LER, spell your name right!”

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was amusing when he and Kevin Millar were teammates.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So embarrassed I spelled his name wrong. He was super nice.

by kdl on Apr 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy is The Nicest Guy In The World™. That has always been his notable feature. The 2003 AL Batting Title is far secondary.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put Posey at 3rd. He’s an athlete. He can adjust.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to stop listening to Sportsphone.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes you do

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Sportsphone
How does it work?

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting dizzy.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one really could use a subject line…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, steal all my baseball opinions from Facebook comments.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get all mine from Mychael Urbin. Same place Damon Bruce gets his….

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should convert him into a pitcher. The Red Sox once drafted him as a pitcher, so you KNOW he’s good. Jonathan Papelbon Part 2 at minimum!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli Whiteside as the darkhorse.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a horse?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

MastersBation

I’m likin Kim; but Lefty just pulled a shot out of his ascending colon

by nogooddeed on Apr 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Best shape of his life!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which camera are they smiling at?

Looks like they’re not a united front =)

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's who that is...

I didn’t quite recognize him without the ’stache

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m blanking on the guy on the far left.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, Estes. Looks like he had a facial peel since his days in Cincinnati. I used to love him so much, but alas, he was not The One.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOUNG

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm only 20.

But I’ve been a Giants fan for all 20 of them.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raised right

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got a sparce one

You’ve got to remember he’s losing his hair.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that there's anything wrong with that

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad clubhouse no chemistry best record in the league that year …

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great picture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Burks is holding himself up before his knees splinter.

I bet he could still hit .310, though…

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah. Remember when we had more than one guy who hit over .300 …

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I think Robb Nen’s arm is a prosthetic. Just a guess.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like all of Nen is cyborg

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nen’s big. Cyborg big.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say something to this effect. And then Grant stole my thunder.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would have to be, considering that it fell off a few years back

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned. You leave Ellis alone

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see a picture. :/

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Kent: “Why the fuck did I come here? I could be at home washing my truck”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kent was wearing that same thing at the airport! This just confirms it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Anyone know some good points about Hampton Roads / Norfolk VA?

Looks like I may be heading there for school, and I thought I’d survey the board for good things in the area.

What I’ve got now:
Proximity to Flying Squirrels
VA Beach surfing
Way cheaper than SF, also I can get another dog or two
Cheap muni golf
Actually passable BBQ

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEERWINE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

F YEAH

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually had some when I was in SC recently. I don’t know if it was that or the hash over rice from a roadside BBQ, but I hugging porcelin for about 12 hours afterwards.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

my wife used to live in the area

She asks, “What school?”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eastern Virginia Medical School. Going to be paying through the nose given that I’m outta state. Planning on breaking the 300K student debt threshold!

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife tells me it’s not the most exciting place in the worl.. Lots of shopping in Newport News (that’s where she lived; she describes it as, “a strip-mall from top to bottom”). Norfolk, at least when she lived there (mid 90s), was higher crime than elsewhere around there. Lots of touristy stuff in Virginia Beach/Williamsburg.

She says, “If you don’t have a car, you will be stranded and you will die.” So if you don’t already have a car, you probably should get one!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t drive (lived centrally in SF, Chicago, and Dublin, IRE), but have come to the realization that I must learn (at the tender age of 26) in order to survive there.

Thanks for the information! I’m trying to shed my big city elitism and get hyped about the possibility of living in a less dense place.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

I’m doing the same thing, except I moved to Tallahassee, and I’m learning to drive at the age of 30.

Well, I pretty much learned back when I was 24. But I didn’t actually get to the point of getting my license – when I was about ready, we moved to Chicago an sold our car.

And I’m not doing such a good job at being “hyped up” about living here, it must be said. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you mean, I “served my time in Florida” as well, but I was in the Northern part of Florida (Ft. Lauderdale) instead of the Southern part like you are.

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

err, I think you have that backwards

Tallahasse is 15 miles from the Georgia. Ft. Lauderdale is not that far north of Miami.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, not at all, I’m surprised you’ve never heard the saying…“Florida, the only state where the Northerners live in the south and the Southerners live in the north.”.

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

No, but I have heard the phrase/rhyme:

Tallahassee, Florida
It’s really Southern Georgia!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No reason to think you’ll be stuck there forever.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And where in Chicago did you live? I ask because there’s another McCoven who, it turned out, lives right around the corner from my old place; if you were in the same neighborhood, it would be getting a little eerie.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was down in Hyde Park around U of C for three years. It was a world of difference when the girlfriend had a car though. South side is so darn isolated at times.

Where were you? I’m off to interview back in Chicago next week, and going to take a look around Ravenswood (somewhere I didn’t see when I was there) because of proximity to the Metra up to North Chicago. Any insight about there too? (Sorry for mining you for info)

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, you're safe

Uptown was the neighborhood I was talking about. I also spent some time on the border of Edgewater and East Rogers Park.

Ravenswood is west of Uptown, I think. I never really spent time there.

Uptown is awesome, though! Lots of great Vietnamese places on Argyle, near Sheridan.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spent quite a bit of time in Rogers Park though because of a couple friends in Loyola. I really dug the area (actually, from the South Side, I really liked anything on the North Side, Gold Coast excluded).

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My place was about halfway between the Loyola and Morse L stops. I liked the area, but not as much as Uptown. Argyle Street in Uptown and Andersonville, about a mile to the west, were my favorite parts of Chicago.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, Andersonville was the promised land for me and my girl when we were in Chicago.

If we had both stayed on for a fourth year we would have definitely move up there, commute be damned.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That threshold is so easy to break. And you got into an out-of-state public med school? That is an infrequent occurrence. You’re the first I’ve met.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically it’s “public-private,” in that they take 30% of their class from out-of-state (mostly CA) and charge them something obscene. I really dig the school though, so I’m fine with it. Still waiting on two CA schools, but I’m guessing long-shot at this point.

Yeah, I’ve got quite a bit of debt already from PH school and college, so it’s going to be fun not being solvent until age 40 or so. I’m just grateful for the low interest loans for those interested in PC in underserved areas.

By the by, where are you at cornball?

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The great thing about doing primary care in underserved areas is that there a lot of loan forgiveness programs that you can apply for during residency. Very common for FP and there are some programs available in peds and internal, too. Pretty much everyone pays their loans back, though. Last I heard, the income-base repayment program – which is what everyone does now that poverty deferment is no longer an option – also forgives your remaining debt after 10-15 years of on-time repayment. That does suck that they’re charging out the ass, though. I’m at Creighton, which has the awesome distinction of having the highest (average?) tuition of any medical school in the US (48k this year, going up again next year).

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my boss at the SFDPH did a great program like that. I was shocked that “underserved” included areas in desirable cities, not just Eastern Oregon / reservations in Arizona. I’ve been looking into loan programs, and I’m very excited by the opportunities available for people who want to work in public service positions.

I’ve heard great things about Creighton. Just wondering, does the percentage of Californians outweigh Nebraskans? A couple of people I know from CA were considering there. I’m also jealous of your music scene.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The music scene isn’t as good as Conor Oberst lets on. Not nearly as good. We have a class of 120. 15 of us are from California and there are 5 or 6 kids from Nebraska. A lot of Washington and Minnesota kids, too. It’s a good school and I really like the people. Not a big fan of Omaha, though.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived with a kid for a year at Chicago who did nothing but whine about how subpar the Chicago scene was compared to Omaha, so it’s good to hear an objective opinion. Also, one of the best concerts I ever saw was in Ames, IA (Mountain Goats just playing acoustic after a soundsystem problem circa All Hail West Texas), so I just assumed the music scene got better the further west you went…

They really need to open more med schools in CA. It’s freaking obscene how many people go out of state.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s crazy. UC-Irvine is opening a medical school, but it’s really the paucity of private medical schools that’s crazy. There are what three private medical schools in a state of 35 million? That’s borderline criminal. There are more in New York City (or Chicago) alone.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you can’t even count Loma Linda. The number in Philly really makes me sad.

I’d love it if USF opened one.

Fucking fucked AMA and their supply limiting ways.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. I’m with you, dude. Oh well.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taschner sighting

Just gave up a bases clearing 2B to Chris Snyder and then a 2 run homer to Edwin Jackson.

Proud Son of Tobias

by deebrizz on Apr 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

If memory serves

I think I remember on the MLB Shop when he was with SF they misspelled his name on the jerseys

Read “Traschner” instead

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 run inning

I would like to see the Giants have one of those please.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'Backs bottom of the 4th against Pittsburgh

A LaRoche walked.
M Reynolds grounded into fielder’s choice to shortstop, A LaRoche to second.
C Young homered to left, A LaRoche and M Reynolds scored.
K Johnson homered to right.
C Snyder flied out to center.
E Jackson singled to center.
C Jackson singled to right, E Jackson to second.
S Drew tripled to deep center, E Jackson and C Jackson scored.
S Drew scored on H Penn’s wild pitch.
J Upton walked.
A LaRoche singled to right, J Upton to third.
M Reynolds walked, A LaRoche to second.
C Young grounded out to first, J Upton scored, A LaRoche to third, M Reynolds to second.
K Johnson walked.
C Snyder doubled to deep center, A LaRoche, M Reynolds and K Johnson scored.
E Jackson homered to left center, C Snyder scored.

by Orwell D. Catt on Apr 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF 13 runs and Mark Reynolds did nothing for my fantasy team.

God Dammit.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Apr 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto. Can’t trust them DBacks.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FANTSY GOAT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the goatherd said

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 hit inning for the pitcher -with a HR. Nice.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention, LaRoche quadrupled Huff’s entire offensive output for the season in that one inning.

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it makes you feel better, Nick Johnson is doing worse.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds Like ARI figured out the cheat code

Either that or PIT just sucks

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's some cheat

cause I count three outs before the scoring ended

by fantastical on Apr 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvm, guess reynold’s fc had an error

by fantastical on Apr 11, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strasburg

5 IP, 1 earned run (3 unearned), 8 K’s, 2 BB’s.

Good start.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Chapman had 9 Ks and just 1 walk in 4.2 IP too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aroldis Chapman

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Apr 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner had

….crap. Nevermind.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zach Wheeler didn’t allow a single home run!

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody has both on his POKEMONZ k/9 league

WOOT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MAHVIN

on with David B.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Mahvelous Mahvin Benahd?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm pretty new to watching Baseball.

In that, I’ve been huge on other sports for a long time but I’m really trying to expand.. How long is a game delayed for until they just push it back a day? Are they just pushed back a day? Explain the delays, basically.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by James Brady on Apr 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

It depends.

If they know the rain will let up, they’ll just wait until it does. If it doesn’t look like rain is ever going to stop, they’ll try and find another day where both teams have a day off and it’s convenient for them. Sometimes they wait until the season is over.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I see.

Scheduling must get hectic.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by James Brady on Apr 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

z2

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

Kent’s the only one eating.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Richie doesn’t need it. DUDE YOU WERE STILL “PLAYING” LAST SEASON

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEKRIT

Actually, this is just the SFG “hitpix” feed:

http://mlb.mlb.com/social/hitpix/index.jsp?blast=bsrabian.mlb&page_num=0&photoid=1314

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah I see

That must be some exclusive place then, I’ve sat club and never saw that.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might be luxury suite level; seems kinda familiar from the 1 time I got into there.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cool that they all stuck around hanging out with fans despite the rain.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

their drivers don’t come back till 4`

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you have food, Jeff Kent will come.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly I wish we still had Kent of yor.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’ll take Freddy Sanchez and like it.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFUUUU!!!!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why I can’t see any of these images.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You blocked images from mobilebullpen with Firefox maybe?

Be careful with me. I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way.

by cybermaldonado on Apr 11, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t use Firefox.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

While we wait

DJ Jazzy Jeff mixtape of Michael Jackson tunes: http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/10/jazzy-jeff-x-michael-jackson-x-undrcrwn-im-the-dj-hes-the-king-mixtape

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

hell yes

Jeff is a criminally underrated DJ.

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Jose is EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

Glad I don’t live down there anymore.

Though I was a couple blocks from Municipal Stadium

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by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obscene

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

STREET BEEEEF!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

That would be a bizarre double header on Tuesday if this game was rained out.

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by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over under on GIDP for 18 innings?

Also, what is the most amount of innings played for a double header? Seems like extra innings would be a special hell.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks… Pretty good!

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suit em up

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

God Damn

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUN DUN DUN

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by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLB

looking trim, fit, and ready to hit

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would still outhit even panda.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he had only sucked it up and picked up a first base mitt, he’ might have been playing for us all along.

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by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lamar

Black suit, orange tie

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by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy as hell

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s randy?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A minor cog in the relentless wheels of the Yankees.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

still unrated

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this game isn’t starting, I’m going to watch Doctor Who.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

If this game isn’t starting, I’m going to watch Doctor Who Paris-Roubaix

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been watching the Masters, killing time looking for one of Tiger’s mistresses.

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by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The new one?

I’m waiting until it’s on actual tv so I can watch on my parents’ big-ass tv. whee.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep!

Just finished, um, procuring it.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard good things so far. My wife is insisting she will never accept anyone but David Tennant, though. Of course, she said the same about Christopher Eccleston. So.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

She hurt Tom Baker’s feelings.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could only convince her to watch some of the old stuff after she got into the new show, so.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

rain delay side topic: rank the Doctors!

1) Tom Baker
2) David Tennant
3) John Pertwee
4) Christopher Eccleston
5) Patrick Troughton
6) Sylvester McCoy (underrated in my opinion)
7) Peter Davison
8) Colin Baker (would be higher if the writing during his tenure hadn’t been so awful, and if he hadn’t been stuck with, ugh, Mel)
9) William Hartnell
10) Paul McGann

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No House?

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by bgunn on Apr 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know enough about the older Doctors to rank them all.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where does Hugh Grant fit in?

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard of half of these guys and uh ones I do know are way past they’re prime.

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by Mike Hawk on Apr 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've only seen Pertwee, Baker, and Tennant

I pick them in that order

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) tom baker
2) david tennant
3) Peter Davison
4) Patrick Troughton
5) Eccleston
6) John Pertwee
7)Matt smith ( i know early)
8) Paul Mcgann (audio adventures!)
9)Mccoy
10) colin baker
11) Hartnell

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

im actually watching terror of the zygons to pass the rain delay

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, crazy-high on Davison!

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think he was basically the DT of the classic series. Caves of androzzi (sp) is amazing. Plus i really liked him in time crash.

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Peter Davison as King Arthur in Spamalot!

That’s the extent of my Old!Who knowledge outside of what they look like.

Ranking of the Doctor’s "look"s!

1) Tom Baker (it’s classic, you can’t deny it)
2) Christopher Eccleston (simple, yet effective in portraying his character)
3) Peter Davison (What can I say, I like the ‘cricketeer’ look)
4) Sylvester McCoy (I’ve heard he’s a bit darker and more twisted, and I feel like the look captures that because he looks pretty creepy)
5) John Pertwee (the hair and the suits make for a good mad scientist look)
6) David Tennant (honestly, overrated, his outfits are dull)
7) Matt Smith (it sounds like his doctor has his own personality, but the outfit looks way too much like Tennant’s)
8) Paul McGann (not a fan of the Aesthete look)
9) William Hartnell (pretty dull)
10) Patrick Troughton (not sure about that quasi bowlcut)
11) Colin Baker (Willy Wonka from Hell)

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Troughton 10? lol. I guess im the only one into fur coats and flutes as being a good look

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get past the hair.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should watch the two doctors. He came back to do a special with colin baker and he had the most horrible hair ive ever seen.

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 11, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tennant is “geek chic” (his word’s, not mine). Smith is English professor.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like that Smith is the youngest Doctor but he dresses like a much older dude. Still, early on, it seems a bit too close.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s straight up dull.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They showed the first episode at Wondercon. I like Matthew Smith’s version of the Doctor a lot.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen a few episodes of New!Who but never really got around to actually watching it, but all the great reviews the first two episodes of Eleven’s run are getting is making me curious.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree classic series ftw! but now that moff is in charge im hoping for great things. Although just one series of moffet and Tennant would have been amazing

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m also not a fan of Russell T. Davies at all, so the fact that he’s not in charge anymore is intriguing.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only know him from Doctor Who, where he was pretty bipolar. Wrote some great episodes and some awful messes.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched Epi 2 after, er, procuring it. Very good. He’s better than he was in the 1st episode – making the Doctor his own. The new companion is quite awesome (and not just in looks) – she’s definitely going to be fun.

Can’t wait for next week’s episode.

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by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watched part of the 2nd episode while waiting. Pond’s got attitude and spunk. I like that.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s totally my new girl crush.

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by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renel sez

Rain delay continues

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody watches

Cardinals Brewers. Fuck me.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than being forced to watch the Sawwx or Yanks again.

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by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll take any NL game over any AL game, but I hate those two teams a lot.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caller submits nickname

“Huff the Magic Dragon”
Original!

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Some guy a couple rows in front of me last night had a sign that said

“Huff, Huff, Pass”
the flip side said
“Grab some couch, meat!”

He also had a baby’s shirt on his head that said “Don’t taze me bro!”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s epic.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s just so much wrong (or right) about that last one.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the rain has stopped!

For now…grounds crew out on the field again

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Radio says “Flem update @ 3:15”

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by bgunn on Apr 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

35% chance rain @ 4:00

Says Weather.com, with it dropping to a 15% by 4:15

Fingers crossed

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by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Cold night game

Timmy weather

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by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

and I thought it was cold last night

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by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

serious, not rained out yet?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skies are definitely lighter in the West Portal ’hood. Rain has subsided, for now. Not sure whether the field can be decent enough for a game, but at least it no longer looks like dark of night.

by out machine on Apr 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sitting in upper reserve the rain has stopped completely hopefully this thing gets started quick

by 49erEmpire on Apr 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Maybe Timmy breezes through 5 innings

Giants irked out a run, it’s an official W for the Giants as well as a CG and win for Timmy.

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that run was annoyed by the wet

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by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR said

An optimistic start time is 4, to get the field ready and whatnot.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which may mean I have to put on pants today…

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

McC: Full of Haighterz

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by bgunn on Apr 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clear in Baja Pac Heights!

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by Mike Hawk on Apr 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmmm…tortilla heights…

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We call it Mundo Blanco around here

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by Mike Hawk on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully this game will be played tonight.

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by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone there

seen BLB interacting with any of his teamates? Kent?

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Still very grey in the Mission looking east to Portrero.

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by bgunn on Apr 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully they can make it out of the first round this time

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

fingers crossed

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by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's their year!

Granted I’ve said that every time they get into the playoffs.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really follow hockey

but I do follow their playoff games like a bandwagoner. Bringing home that shiny beer cup would be nice!

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I’m going to the FIsh Bowl to drink the rain away…

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by Mike Hawk on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

dare I leave from Oakland now?

y/n

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs on Buster

http://bit.ly/b4Md0e

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’ll be tempted and call him up before whatever the arb/super 2/whatever deadline is.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should call him up now

and sign him to a long term contract to avoid any of this super 2 bullshit

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

and if they're so obsessed with Bengie playing catcher

play Buster at 1st; he’s a shit ton better than Huff, or move Panda to first and play Buster at third. It really doesn’t matter, they just need to get his bat in to the lineup.

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

nooooooooooo

his value is much lower anywhere other than C

kick Benjie’s fatass to the curb

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I'd prefer

but they seem obsessed with fatty for some reason. Poseys probably our second best hitter, and his bat needs to be in the lineup. Catcher is obviously his long term spot, but playing him somewhere else, while catching a few times a week wouldn’t hurt.

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like it if Posey started at 1st once in a while to give his knees a rest.

by fantastical on Apr 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad idea.

I do agree though that his value is highest at C. He would come in and no question be one of the best hitting catchers in the league. Whereas 1st tends to be a pretty prominent hitting spot that we could leave open for a big bat.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benjie’d be a valuable bat off the bench. There are few good pinch hitters on this team right now.

by fantastical on Apr 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEst case scenario

Bengies hammy is for real and goes on DL

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I do think Buster needs to get playing time at catcher. Though I wouldn’t be totally against him, say, starting at catcher 2-3 times a week and at first on the other days.

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and therefore

having the chance to learn how to catch from Bengie or whatever and getting to know the Giants pitching staff better on a day to day basis

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m generally in agreement but I think a lot of that hinges on Sabe/Bochy sticking to that plan and not just turning Buster into another bench-riding pinch hitter

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. why is this reserved for whyside?

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jun 1?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So ready now. FTW

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes, no all the time I wonder about the Giants.

“We’ve got this guy who’s going to bat like .500 in the minors this year and we tend to struggle scoring runs. This guy isn’t ready.”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It must suck getting drafted by Sabean.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys rooting for Tiger’s Wood or Phil Pickleson?

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Phil Mickelfat

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by Mike Hawk on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fabian Cancellara

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by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t tiger’s wood an aphrodisiac?

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by shanghaijim on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefty’s got it all but wrapped up, but then again he does have a history of choking pretty badly.

by nofreetime on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy

Mutual destruction

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

scott speed

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was yesterday

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither

Anthony Kim, FTW!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

David B thinks we’re going to have a baseball game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

that settles it

I’m heading over.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love David B

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sound effects on KNBR

They make me laugh sometimes.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess my sandwich?

Homemade this time.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m guessing the bread must be Rye

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if you are using Miracle Whip, we’re going to have some words…

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiskey-marinated roast pork on rye?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wet dog and belogna

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

turkey on some manner of bun/roll

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

bologna and sardines on rye?

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some sort of lunch meat on a type of bread using various condiments to make it tasty.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turd?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So CLOSE! -- FOOL'S GOLD

Which is to say PB&J&….Bacon!

Kinda gross if you start J-side down, but PB-side down is not too bad.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bachelor’s eat whatever they can find in the fridge

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a bad thing?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, moldy baking soda.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/scrape of mold…

mmm, baking soda

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw…white toast

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a waste of bacon….

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 11, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had 3 strips and zero eggs

And 2 tbsp of PB

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not make PB&J and have the bacon on the side?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

too much work. Need to eat it all at once

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fried egg, bacon, cheddar

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 11, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think at this poitn

If they haven’t called the game yet, they must really want to play it. I think it gets done.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Stopped raining in the Mission, temporarily at least

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s holding out in the Haight. Actually getting some sun as well.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the lamb stew is in the oven for its long, slow journey into deliciousness… play ball!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

DIBBS

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.

by Mike Hawk on Apr 11, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not raining in fresno. therefore, baseball

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s coming down buckets in wc

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

east (bay) bias

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

buckets o’ cum.

/hurt brain

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Schulman's Latest Blog Post
I’ve been on this Quixotic quest to have Mark Gardner come out of retirement so he can earn his 100th win. Gardner thinks I’m an idiot.

So do a lot of us, Hank. So do a lot of us.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate waiting for updates just to hear that we might play (but might not).

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sounds certain that they’ll play, though.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said the grounds crew was scrambling to get the water off the tarp and the field ready to go. Rain at the park was down to a drizzle and visibility improved.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hells yeas

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs reporting on Posey hitting a homer today, and is now 8-for-16

The first comment to his post “Oh no. Get ready for a flood of comments from the Posey whiners…”

‘Oh no’.. really? Youre upsey about this. And I love the term Posey whiners, does that make this poster and ‘Whiteside lover’?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably loves Big Money.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s good….get him ready to help the big team

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, dont know if its been talked about... probably has with the rain delay, but..

Lewis is 5-for-10, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 3B, 5 BB, 0 K’s, 2 SB

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will make another team happy.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it's taken him a week

but he hit for the cycle =D

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he played CF last night

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t explode?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Whiteside for Posey, DFA Ishikawa for Lewis

We don’t need either of them.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really wondering how long Ishi will stay on the 25 man. Pretty much makes zero sense.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAA player

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 walks 0 Ks – I like

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So will whatever team picks him up.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GINATZ BRASS! now roaming the field.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FLew OBP .600 LOL

and I was told he’s hurt.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

if it was a player you didn’t like, you would say SSS

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, say, Melky Cabrera?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: SSS

Does that mean “Say Something Significant” when I see it here? I hadn’t seen that abbreviation until recently.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small Sample Size

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks…Google failed me.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Fred's Facebook

 ‘still on the DL plus I’m hitting homeruns here in tripleA 2RBI HOUR. this is a mind bogging situation.’

Ryan Sadowski’s reply:
‘One lesson that I learned from last year. If you have a problem, call the union. The team will be forced to do something. Good luck.’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although just the other day he was saying how nice it was to swing pain-free again…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

would it be cruel to say I hope the field is soaked and Molina tears up his knee?

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

then I won't say it

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long answer no with an if, short answer yes with a but.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s kinda cruel.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

so we could then call up holm?

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jackson Williams also hitting over .500.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

from Baggs
Bruce Bochy, trainer Dave Groeschner and facility chief Jorge Costa are standing in center swamp, I mean, center field, surveying conditions

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok

Now I doubt they will play this game because of the field conditions.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldn't matter

Timmy is going to strike out 27 anyway.

by Into the Void on Apr 11, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

162-0!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone call it

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wouldn’t be fair to both fans that are still there.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

field drains quickly

made on quick sand

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game called on account of Sports Science

Man out chokes python

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Apr 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude was blacked out, wakes up with sweaty man in tight polyester trunks behind him…
“I agreed to do what?”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PODS

killing it.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Larry go on the DL

I need an open Pokemonz spot

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Phil wins masters

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

/sends jacket to Tiger’s mistress as a thank you

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

JeffFletcherAOL Something is really sucking in left field at AT&T Park. (Insert your own joke here). Really, it’s a machine sucking water off the field.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE OF SUCK

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGAY

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil the supportive husband wins the Masters. Seems like karma for Tiger.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

at least until Phil’s mistresses come out of the wood work.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latest update? Is this going to get played? Sorry I just got on the thread

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems likely.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

PB&J and Bacon Sandwich Good.

Moldy Baking Soda bad.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Need help jerking the chicken

Got some good jerk rub from SC, recs on how to prep it for grilling?

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

use a magazine or something

oh nevermind

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt and a doorknob.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 11, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Thinks about the unfortunate end of D’Angelo Barksdale

/Has a sad

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought for sure someone was going to go with David Carradine humor..

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Need help jerking the chicken

Find a good women to help you with that.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask the gf or wife for help.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

doh...too late

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNWSS

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man the Cayenne and Lemon juice really burns my hands

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Vader recommends that you not jerk your chicken.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tarp is coming off.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah shit.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd A’s fan uncovered!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Apr 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

alive or dead?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you tell the difference?

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No drumming

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he didn’t finish his ball tip beef sandwich

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WATER HOG STOP SITTIN ON YOUR HANDS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

why are the groundskeeper scraping the ocean?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

They just showed the tarp on CSN, it looks like one of those portable pools popped open, just on a larger scale.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

All water funneled into Brave’s dugout.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see no problem with that. home field advantage and all…

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay, kurk on bt

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN calls game, cause they don’t want it to compete with Sunday Night Baseball

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeremy Affeldt out on the field playing catch. Gamer.

by kdl on Apr 11, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

True

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

insert benny hill music

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This needs to be green.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 11, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry likes this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is correct

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen every Dodgers game this year. Got “promoted” to an oil job in Bakersfield. Thought about OD’ing.
Sheds tears for all children raised up down here.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrecked.

"That's tasteless, offensive and disgusting -- I like it."
- Droz

by El Brazo Dravecky on Apr 11, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am tobias and I approve of this message

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Tarp is coming off the field. We still don’t have a first pitch time. Bobby Cox just met with umpires on the field. No, he wasn’t tossed.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 11, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

what about his salad?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that was just unneccessary.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 11, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

made me laugh out loud

but i am immature so..

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you came here for maturity, then kindly leave

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Bob Davidson did swear at him a little bit.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject: perfect timing

the masters just ended.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 11, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. One nice thing about crappy weather is the guilt free sports watching. I have watched golf/baseball almost all day.

by out machine on Apr 11, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lou Seal is wearing an old “Who Let The Dogs Out?” shirt.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of Bowkermania '10

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm

Do I hop on BART to catch the game after all?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

always

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Timmy pitching

Do I need to say anything else?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

does anybody watch these shows? How about saving the money and making it a 24 hour Giants’ station? I can’t believe more people wouldn’t watch it.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

just show classic giants games

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan residuals

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And minor league games.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just started pouring again here LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Who's watching Treme tonight?

I can’t resist Simon, let alone Simon with some John Goodman.

Also, more screen time for Lester, who without a doubt, was my favorite character in The Wire.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in for sure

So many of my family members are gonna be extras in the first couple episodes, I’ll be watching in part just to look for any of them

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

How were the relations between the production and the city? I’m hoping it went down well.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the most part they were great, especially because it brought in some VERY NEEDED revenue, job, etc.

I have a feeling there will be some minor push-back once the show starts to air (given that is will be a no-holds-barred look at the city post-Katrina) but I think the reception will still be overwhelmingly positive because of the attention the show is drawing to the ongoing situation down there

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

intrigued

Hope it shows up on Hulu or Netflix or something soon. I hear Wendell Pierce (Bunk, and a New Orleans native) is on it too, and also alums from previous David Simon projects like Khandi Alexander (The Corner) and Melissa Leo (HLOTS).

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if Ziggy’s going to be in it, but dude just killed in Generation Kill. Can’t help thinking he’d be better than Steven Zahn.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Mills, aka Undercover Black Man, who wrote two episodes of Treme (and for the Wire among other things) died of an aneurysm on set recently. Very smart guy and one of my favorite bloggers. A very sad passing indeed…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

More here.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to DL it for sure.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give it the Freddy Lewis treatment?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have HBO, but I’ll be watching it as soon as I find another means of seeing it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

watch-series.com ?

I haven’t had a TV in a looooong time.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that I need to see it urgently enough to see it oddly compressed on my laptop. I think I’ll just wait until DVD/Netflix.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had to stop watching the Pacific because of that.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I have plenty to keep me busy and I’d rather watch it on DVD on a big screen and with surround sound.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am

Definitely

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Apr 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The DirectTV programming guide says “Giants Postgame.”

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that played indoors somewhere?

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by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They played the game on a game console in the club house. It’s now over. Giants won 15-0.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard they found 2 kids in the crowd

1 Braves fan, 1 Giants fan, and they played The Show on the promenade

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Comcast Cable program guide also says “Giants Postgame.”

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That gonna be FP?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rain Delays

They prove that Tivo isn’t really that smart

I’m off work in 40 minutes, and It’s a good thing my fiancee is home to change the recording time

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So clearly she’s a keeper

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that is a good sign.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

She didn’t like baseball before I got her interested. Now she fills out scorecards for every game, and on our honeymoon one of the things we’re doing is seeing the Giants down in Chavez Latrine.

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty amazing.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm, would it be ok if I married her??

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I found her first =)

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness, I can’t ever find a guy who’ll watch baseball. The guys I date always complain its too slow :(

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s messed up.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I married a man who is not a fan. But to his credit, he never complains about my obsession.

But he was perfect in every other way, so who was I to complain.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s no good..

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weirdos.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sorta know what you mean...

…few of my guy friends are baseball fans, claiming it’s too slow, but my wife, mother-in-law, and a few female friends love it! Can’t figure it out…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Melky is in the box on gameday. WTF we waiting on.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

True story

I’m pitching w/ timmy against the braves in the show as we speak

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

How’s the weather?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's in ATL

I’ve simmed to august so far

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty there though

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curious

Is Heyward in that game?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheating the game.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLKuip

Sets down the Scotch long enough to come on the air to tell us the tarp is off the field

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Apr 11, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker trained by Fred Durst

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Apr 11, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

with a lisp

proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

per Baggz
There might be a game, but no pregame ceremony to fete the 2000 Giants. They’ve all left the building, or most of them. Bonds is gone.

Nothing shocking

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Show me everybody naked and just figure

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/jane’s addiction

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retire Aurilia's number?

What the hell? Ritchie is a great guy, but not necessarily a retire-the-number kind of guy. Put him on the Giants’ wall of fame. But don’t retire 35. That’s an awfully low bar.

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by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Whaaaa?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the HELL?

Baer can’t be serious.

Ah yes, the Giants retired numbers…

Mathewson, McGraw, Ott, Terry, Mays, McCovey, Perry, Marichal, Cepeda… Aurilia.

And why is he rushing to retire his number and not, say, Barry’s? That is just utter BS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And why is he rushing to retire his number and not, say, Barry’s?

Yeah, that’s the most messed up part. Other numbers I’d prefer to see retired ahead of Aurilia’s #35:

Both Clarks 22
Both Bonds 25
Nen 31

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They wouldn’t retire his number. Just put him on the Wall of Fame.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team president Larry Baer said he is already making plans to honor Aurilia by retiring his No. 35 jersey and giving him a spot on the Giants’ Wall of Fame outside the ballpark.

"He’s a great Giant and we look forward to not only retiring his number but adding him to the Wall of Fame," Baer said. "Stay tuned for us honoring him for his tremendous years of service in the regular season and playoffs."

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah. It ticks me off reading this again.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just… ridiculous. Why would you retire his number and not, say, Will Clark? Robby Thompson? Matt Wiliams? Every other player ever who was a fan favorite who had one good year? (not implying the three I listed were such, just for the record. implying that aurilia is such.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  


GIFSoup

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, sorry for forgetting the subject line.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Love Richie and all the great years he had in SF, but no. Barry definitely. Kent maybe. Nenn maybe maybe. No one else from those teams.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

but but

what about Marvin BeeeeennaaaaAAaaard?!??

Chris Cohan- YOU'RE FIRED!

by bonbrillio on Apr 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

shirly, you jest?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s gotta be some sort of misunderstanding. The Giants only retire a number if the player is in the hall of fame (and that’s a necessary, not sufficient, requirement).

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Baer was just drunk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOt a valid excuse.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's messing with us

He should announce the sixty-foot-high statue of Rich Aurilia that will stand right in front of Mays.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should announce the sixty-foot-high statue of Rich Aurilia that will stand right in front place of Mays.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia Francicso

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The San Ricardo Bay Aurilia

by Murray, Present on Apr 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

REMEMBER ME!

/breathes fire

Aubrey Huff: guilty until proven productive.
Andres Torres: perfectly cromulent.

by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he meant to say this...

“He’s a great Giant and we look forward to not only retiring his number but adding him to the Wall of Fame,” Baer said. “Stay tuned for us honoring him for his tremendous years of service in the regular season and playoffs.”

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long, gray box adds a nice touch to my post.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta be a misquote….right!?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it seems so specific. It would be hard to be a misquote.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich Aurilia’s mom was just quoted as saying “WTF?”

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He flat out said “We look forward to retiring his number”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

They’ll be retiring Estes’ number as well when some kid with long hair is done with it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

what were they watching?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez playing 2B.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I . . . can’t . . . look . . . away.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i basically spent the offseason collecting gifs for mccovey

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Apr 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good one, especially for defensive blunders and the Dodgers.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was funny

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would’ve guessed 2g1c or gtsy, but that may be worse.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re getting ready to mark out the batter’s box. Yay!

by kdl on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the ETA?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Apr 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they are a Basque separatist group.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/golf clap

Somewhere Dennis Miller sheds a tear.

by grape on Apr 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman
This game is not a sure thing. Quality of the field is the issue. It’s still being assessed.

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by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

There should probably be a new game thread, because this is already nearing 1200 comments.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m waiting til the game actually starts.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is MLB going to black out this game if it starts at 5:00?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

No, if you live in the Bay Area or Atlanta.
ESPN Sunday Nights
ESPN has an exclusive national broadcast window for all MLB games on Sunday nights. No telecast can be made available for out-of-market distribution during this time. Any games that start after 5:00pm ET on these nights will not be part of MLB EXTRA INNINGS. The only games available during this time will be on ESPN or ESPN2 and your home team’s Regional Sports Network (RSN) or team affiliated Over-The-Air (OTA) station. Please see local listings for games available during these times.

For MLB Extra Innings customers (like me), it’s all STL – MIL.

by Ed Jew on Apr 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ravech: Why didn't Chris Carpenter win the Cy Young last year?

Talking head: He was too good.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

he was, so they gave it to the guy that was great.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Keith Law hates baseball and puppies and America.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and the magic inside. that’s why he bought the ground unicorn meat from think geek.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Apr 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman sez 5:10 first pitch

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

woooooo

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

per baggz
They’re calling for a 5:10 PDT first pitch at AT&T Park.

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/starts raining

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone here good with Excel?

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

i’d like to see where a cell is used in a formula

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that when I double click on a cell having a formula, all the contributing cells get “highlighted” but I’m trying go from the other direction.

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you mean, other direction?

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by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, I click on a cell, say J7. I want to see where that cell is used in other cells having a formula (cell ref?)

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think selecting all cells, then hitting cntrl+f to search for “J7” might achieve what you are looking for.

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by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that does work, though cumbersome for a complex spreadsheet. I was hoping that I could see them all in one view.

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

well, then you could do a small vba subroutine that looks at the .value of a cell and iterates through the cells and changes their colors. Then you could see them.

Still somewhat clunky and cumbersome.

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by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never tried to use conditional formatting on formula contents, but you might try that. The menu should walk you through that.

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by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

that would work too.

It’s just easier for me to write code…I forget that it isn’t for everyone.

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by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it’s the cell reference where used that I’m trying for

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy way, but not exactly perfect would be to set up conditional formating. If the cell contains the reference that you are looking for, then change the color.

THen copy that format and paste the format to the entire sheet.

When you want to look for a different cell, you’ll have to change the format, and then copy it again everywhere.

Not perfect., but not sure how often you’re going to use this sort of thing. If not often, then probably just roll with something like this

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by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. I know. VBA is not usually what people are looking for when they want Excel advice, though. If they ask me at the office though, sometimes I find it’s easier to write them a program than to figure out how to do it with GUI.

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by oldjacket on Apr 11, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, thanks for the help; this should work for now.

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol…that should work.

I couldn’t think of something specific, so, of course my mind goes to knocking together some vba…it would do essentially that, but have the bonus of being more complicated.

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by DrStankus on Apr 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm okay

I have to do my stat homework in excel :(

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hasn’t started yet…

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOO WHOO

THE PANDA

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

plesac is acting drunk

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson is the key.

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed
plesac is acting drunk

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He’s not acting.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

5:10 Start time!

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HAI GUYZ!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on Apr 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a lucky Greek god yogurt

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer Fage. Oh, god do I love Fage. Or Libertee Mediterenee if I want something sweeter.

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Greek Yogurt + Honey is the greatest

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by jponry on Apr 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by j14 on Apr 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’ve got in hand, as a matter of fact.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greek food in general is the bomb.

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a bunch of elitists

eat some fucking yoplait

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by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/11/1416086/real-gamethread

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU NATTO

I don't know about that, to the groin.

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MOD WARS!

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by cornball on Apr 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cries

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by Natto on Apr 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made you cry? You made me cry first!

/end the most obscure batman reference I’ve ever made.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckins

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Play Ball!

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by Doctor Crybums on Apr 11, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GOOOO

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GET IT OOOOOOOON!

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by Solidarity on Apr 11, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless he's throwing into the wind

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by IanRogue on Apr 11, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait. is Velez cereally at 2b?

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by atxgiantsfan on Apr 11, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, and also, we’ve moved here:

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/11/1416086/real-gamethread

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by can of corn on Apr 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lost Thread

They should post the new thread on the home page. You’re jinxing the team with the hidden thread. Don’t be like True Blue Nation and stop hurting the ones you love.

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by Doctor Crybums on Apr 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

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