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It's crazy inside!!!!

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derek lowe is good

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

against the Giants, yes

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

new

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Woot

New thread smell.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that's the dead bodies

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELLEMANIA

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Gods own

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where else would there be heaven worthy of Timmy?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weed worthy of Timmy

fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

vapors

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant hitters

put a lot of pressure on opposing infielders.

by D4P on Apr 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

And cause umpz to change the strike zone

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a new thread?

by Into the Void on Apr 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

a what?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are things heard at a clothing store, Alex?

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone relax

I’m here now, after being at a gayer wedding than that gay wedding I went to.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

high point

the group hug as part of the ceremony

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gays are known for their group hugs.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gays are known to love the dodgers too

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I think there are some posters here who would take great offense to that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you've missed some point

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you you fucking piece of fucktardity.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to agree with this comment. I do not appreciate the homophobic comments that have been trending in the GD threads

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys. Turns out Brian Sabeans acquisitions have NOT made out offense better. I’m in shock

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, it’s made the OUT offense better.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derosa wasn’t one of the ones who filled up the bases?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the contrary, the out offense is as good as it ever was.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have 0 doubt

That DeRosa and Huff will increase our production out of the 1B and LF spots.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have u seen Aubrey Huff?

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants 1B production last year

.268/.326/.401

I BELIEVE

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This subthread is about offense.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

but even if Huff out produces that, which I doubt he will, he still gives a lot back on defense, making it a pretty shitty acquisition.

by superk1ng on Apr 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turns out Brian Sabeans acquisitions have NOT made out offense better.

Did you use the word “out” on purpose? Because I’d say Sabean’s acquisitions DO make the out offense better.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just used to typing the word “out” whens referring to this offense.

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times has Papa mentioned that this is Wellemeyer’s first start?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a historic moment, Natto, enjoy it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what a sinker baller does Papa

dumbass

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad to have a new thread. The last one was getting as big as tonight’s strike zone! Ha ha, thank you. I’ll be doing a show with Greg Papa this weekend at the Chuckle Hut.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRY THE VEAL

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glah

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell man

alright, I’m on three different gameday threads

my head is going to explode

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by James Brady on Apr 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Think of it as Alex Smith and his annual OC change

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

-throws a pick-

ok what now

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by James Brady on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the current thread

Congrats, you’re with the “cool” crowd. There’ll be a link at the bottom of this thread if it gets too many comments.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes I've always wanted to be cool.

Badass.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by James Brady on Apr 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Without Bonds in the lineup...

I don’t like the Giants’ chances going down 1-0 against Lowe on a cold night tonight with a strike zone this wide.

by Every6thDay on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

omg ump

srsly

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF UMP?!

LACK OF CONSISTENCY!!!!!!

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes please

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He is

The ump begs to differs

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how the ump feels at the moment.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY BLUE, DIE IN A FIRE!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

wat

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against blue people

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

we opnly hit into those

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pitch was a strike 10 minutes ago

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer has a beautiful head of hair.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is it with this ump?

Did the inside of the zone cease to exist?

by tarlinian on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't like this

Diaz up with two on.

Don’t like it one bit

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

We need Todd Groundballemeyer right now…

by Every6thDay on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell was wrong with that?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

TODD

FINISH HIM

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

TODD

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHHAHAH, what a shitty swing!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I was about to be all “I’m not sure a high fastball will be a good – oh, okay.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLDIAZ

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww

mods with identical posts

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BITCH

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKellemeyer

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Gothca

That was an ugly swing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we should just start calling Todd Wellemeyer ToddFather to piss off Purple Row.

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not against this nickname if he ends up not being terrible.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really high, but still a good pitch.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Um

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLSTRIKEZONE

STRIKE:

BALL:

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WAT IS GOING ON?????!!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so excited

I’m so scared

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, a hit to be proud of

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

owwwwwwwwwwwww

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Infield continues to fail Welly

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The ball hit him in the butt

by Into the Void on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

A kick save so good, Huff falls over in disbelief.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

I don’t think if Huff fields that cleanly he can get the out. Wellemeyer wouldn’t have gotten to the bag in time.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This infield is kinda screwy tonight.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

His leg saved a run for now

Good soldier

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

We need robot umps

It’s not even debatable now.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

TODD

FINISH HIM

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

END IT NOW

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

“that EXPANDO CORNER!”

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Davidson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If you walk Lowe, I will cry.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The ump would have walked him

Another missed call. Awful strikezone. Credit to Wellemeyer for working through shitty defense and shitty umpiring.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK-A-YOU

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw it down the fucking middle.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Todd.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s totally going to walk him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

reverse psychology

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TODD!

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/takes up smoking

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/snorts a line of coke

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD LOWE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAAHHH

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKellemeyer

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

All is well.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO! IM ORDERING MY JERSEY NOW!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The Braves offense also sucks.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

troy glaus cleanup hitter

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STMFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotcha

No runs for you!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

come back one year

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing like a 3-2 on a pitcher cause you skirred

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a feeling Wellemeyer is going to give me a seizure by the end of the season

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

if he doesn't

the rest of the team will help

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

many of you are about 5-10 seconds ahead of the HD broadcast i am watching.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILER

STFD LOWE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a good thing, less risk of heart attack.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you get clearer and sharper delayed picture!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

how many K’s?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

thats it?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKKellemeyer

-Natto

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

He just said, We are checking out (wrong name) Escobar

I just thought it was a poor choice of words

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

These seems like a lot of Ks for Wellemeyer.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Apr 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

In “Todd Wellemeyer”? None.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHEW!

At the very least, the bullpen won’t have to take over too early.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Flying Panda!!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

who are those douchebags for the thirst inning?

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

"Isn't every inning in the thirst inning?"

Right you are, Kruk!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Those dudes looked a little like Whiteside and Braun.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m getting a beer after this inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you grab me one, kthanx!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ladies who drink beer?

o hai thar

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Huff…show me something.

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by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATER!

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Swing the bat, pussy!

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by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

please

he’s not George Will

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disgusting

He got on base the cheaty way

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by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody know where I can get a radio call of this game online?

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by James Brady on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

not for free

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by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t. Sorry.

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by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.com

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm...

is that 19.99 per month or for all season?

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by James Brady on Apr 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

All season.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worth every penny if you ask me. I use it when I’m at work.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok.

Ignore the latest. I may just get it right now. I just can’t stop watching this Sharks game. And with having to switch to the Warriors game as well..

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by James Brady on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re watching the Warriors vs. Clippers??

by Into the Void on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s fucking hardcore

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I switched to it every now and then.

I’m watching in this order Sharks > Giants > Warriors > Bellator replay

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by James Brady on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...

…radio and baseball fits really well.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by James Brady on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you call that a good deal? >.>

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by James Brady on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about radio for free, but....

If you want to watch the game for free, click on the Giants/Braves link after the jump.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!

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CHEATING THE GAME

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY! OBP!

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Lead-off walks!! Who ARE these people?

by Every6thDay on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

People who weren't Giants last year!

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A Walk?

Booooooooooooooo

/Carney

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by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!!!

zz

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

AuBBrey

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Serious Question:

Is Dunston still on the coaching staff this year?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

New offense is new

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Serious Answer:

Yes

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although he’s not actually called a coach

It’s something like “Special Assistant”

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOCHY

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That pitch was at his ankles

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

UMP. The ball was at his shins.

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Angry Boch!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy says “You fucking suck ump!”

by Into the Void on Apr 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli Whiteside is so totally talking shit in the dugout

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep seeing that number 7 and think “Pedro Feliz?”

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by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Aren’t we all pretty much Pedro Feliz?

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am Tiger Woods

minus the infidelity, the money, and the golfing prowess

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you drink some grain alcohol after this thought?

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by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I do a whiskey enema for quicker effects

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by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep forgetting that we have Huff on our team.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This is amazing

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the “Not a very good call” that I love.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

rec

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by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eletric Slide, FTW!

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by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole video is just amazingness

by superk1ng on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may be the last good thing LT ever does :(

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

like his career, that was finished 2 years ago

by mlb22 on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF, walks? What's that?

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by Yoyo on Apr 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRo works the count

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

You spelled is as correctly as his first name is spelled.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it my feed, or do the ATL road caps have no red trim on the “A”?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK TO BACK WALKS??

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t play Lawyer Ball, Bobby!

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

I LOVE THE NEW GIANTS AND BRIAN SABEAN

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Derosa is alright with me

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by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Gritty OBP

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

More OBP!!!

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO WALKS!!!

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF OBP!?!?!?

These guys did not get the “Giants Way” memo yet.

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so confused. How did they get on base?

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

walks x2

cheaters

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATERS!!

THOSE ACQUISITIONS AREN’T HELPING AT ALL!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

/Dunston Shakes his head

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by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow -- two BBs after 0-2 counts for DeRosa!

I haven’t seen a Giant work a count like that since Marvin Benard wore out his nephew’s Sesame Street videos.

by Every6thDay on Apr 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

2 in one inning whats going on what did they do with the real giants

by antshar on Apr 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Invest with DeRowe Price!

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by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

both DeRosa walks started out with 0-2 counts

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by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He's wonderful.

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry likes this

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might be a good 2 year relationship.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did!

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

one pitch

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkertime

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out!

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

Productive ish out

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ok fine ump

but how was THAT a ball

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by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it wasn't a double play

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by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

pretty deflating but not as deflating

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fuck up!

Bowker can’t even DP right

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

cheating the giants

by antshar on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribomb please

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

they’re going to walk Uribe again

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside

Great insurance behind Uribe

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe pitch count

65

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by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

open base

drink

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

aren’t you?

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I just didn’t know Papa was that on top of things

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, good point

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOO

RIBE

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by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Some good plate discipline tonight!

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit it into the San Francisco be, Uribe

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URIBE!!!!1

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!

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URIBE!

WALKS LEAD TO RUNS

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

how dare you

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!!

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz Hands!

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by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzy!

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by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

woot!

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by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RIBE!!!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

U!

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Runs !!!!!

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by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YEAH

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzy hit!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DID MUELENS DO!

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by Yoyo on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT BOB DAVIDSON

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Juan Uribe

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was fun while it lasted.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BooRibe

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by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lolwhiteside

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Not jazzy

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by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Good grief

Stop sending the runner.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy’s getting greedy

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Greed and stupidity....

a stellar combination

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My feed is behind, but I can’t wait to see what happened!

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by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Great base running there

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Master strategist

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wasn’t even halfway to the bag

by pwoper on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit and run with Whiteside

WHY?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

hit and run with anyone

why?

it’s a terrible play.

But it feels managery

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FOr the love of christ, what the hell is bochy smoking and where can I get some???

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

By smoking it you too can become a fucking idiot

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker run the bases

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, seriously, I know you want to stay out of double plays but giving away baserunners like this willy-nilly isn’t a good idea either.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

giants way

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They run about as well as I do in MLB 2K10.

by kaliber on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/rescinds Bochy compliment

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside on his last MLB days

Buster is lurking…

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha

Bork says no.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork says, "Who is this Buster character?"

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least get it to the pitcher, Eli.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Bochy call Eli “Whitey”?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Bochy betting Whiteside is gonna make contact?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That will prevent the DP!

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by McCoven on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

wow same goddam nasty pitch

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

err, call*

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez

Whiteside can’t hit a basketball with a fungo. Perfect hit and run candidate.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump, DIE IN A FIRE AGAIN!

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump is terrible

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Match made in heaven.

by kaliber on Apr 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calls a great game

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

K-White!

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

74 pitches through 4

get to that worn out bullpen early!

by superk1ng on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a feeling that randomly sending every runner that gets to first is going to cost us way more runs than just chilling out and assuming the double plays will go down eventually would.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

either way

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Whiteside should tape two bats together end to end next rim he goes up to the plate.

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

There's STRATEGY Inside

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I wish I could have screen capped that angry face he made.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

a really tiny strategy

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

need moar whisky

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/Passes DrStankus a shot of Jameson

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strategy!!

If Bochy has confidence in Whiteside making contact on a hit and run, why can’t he have confidence that Whiteside can put the ball in play and get Bowker home?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

because we are smarter than Bochy

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you are trying to get him caught in a logical paradox so that his brain explodes

sorry, it doesn’t work that way.

Sadly

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that could be fun...

“Listen very closely, Boch…Everything I say is a lie!”

by Louis XVI on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

cause casual fans watch a game saturday night in april.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s only us sickos

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Could Aaron Rowand be any dirtier?

Wipe yourself off, man.

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soldier

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Whiteside

I can understand not calling up Posey, but you really need an actual major leaguer as your backup catcher.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Holm

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a major leaguer either

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by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he can hit

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Eli is an acceptable backup. Doesn’t look that way at the plate, but he’s excellent on D.

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back from shaving…did we wind up winning that last inning?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

just barely

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way OT

Anchor Man is the shit

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Disagree. The only people that like Anchorman are gay Dodger fans.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I was recalling one of his earlier comments…I like Anchorman)

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair shot is fair

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM AFFENDED

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

like this

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Bieber should be an instant ban

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/recd

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but.... but

I was referring to him as a :“gay Dodger fan”. Shouldn’t that make me some kind of hero?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

no shit. I think it’s hilarious they’re showing it on ABC right now…they have to beep out half that movie.

by Leniz on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Baxter? Is that you? Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee!”

by Every6thDay on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't say

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play Rowand!

/go away Prado

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Did DFARowand just complement Rowand?

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought that was a gapper, phew

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does Papa pronounce “McClouth” as “Mc-cloth”?

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

no idea

but it was bothering me too

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Greg Papa and he thinks he’s Jon Miller and he thinks that what makes Jon Miller good is the strange name pronunciation

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That Cloud guy”

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

First of all, it’s Greg Papa.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most of us recognize that Prado is fucking badass at hitting.

I don’t know how good he is at other things.

by Every6thDay on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Larry

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what Damon Berryhill is up to these days. Can he be our backup catcher?

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

How about Bobby Estalella? He had lots of muscles!

by Louis XVI on Apr 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably hanging out with Tim Spher

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw dammit I meant Spehr

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more out Welley

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Awww

The little bat boy is wearing the stripy socks!!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid camera angle.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god

That was scary

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WTP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That one puckered up my butthole

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

dodger fan

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be way too stretched out to pucker if I was a doggie fan

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, guys, let’s give it a rest.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was supposed to be a quote from the movie Bad Boys 2 lol.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

I just feel like the gay jokes are starting to take a turn where it’s

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

clicked post too soon

less about mocking homophobia and more just making homophobic jokes.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm taking down names

And preparing dildoes.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does one prepare a dildo? Do I want to know?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

First is a two-week dildo boot camp

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

one hopes with some sort of lubricant, if one is on the receiving end

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

are dildoes female pickles?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no dude

pickled vennison

delicious

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry if I started gay/lame jokes. seriously.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew

Now I have to go and change my pants.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, that looked out

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by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Warning Track Powah FTW

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That did not even make it to the warning track

Edge of grass power!

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the warning path!

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Glaus needs more steroids

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Inning Over

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by jctGamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yes

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Does not apply to Matt Cain

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

does this statistic account for melting glaciers and disappearing islands?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got AT&T'ed

Bitch

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

"Troy Glaus, stylistically different from Tony Gwynn....."

Thanks for the valuable insight Greg Papa

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow -- the Braves broadcast

made that look like a homerun. The camera man was squatting to angle the camera up.

Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

by Every6thDay on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

could ttell he got under it

especially for a night game

gamer

by Leniz on Apr 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

my boy is dealing

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Well, at least

It’s relatively consistent

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping we’d get an update on Yankee Stadium.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I was interested. WHY ARE THEY DEMOLISHING IT SLOWLY???

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you were in luck

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God for the Yankee Stadium update. Necessary AND topical.

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by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

haha, haters, haha

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by jctGamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would be more famous?

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Call. But I’d prob still give it to Yankee stadium.

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

fenway paaaaaaaaaark

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Target Field

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taco Bell Arena in Boise

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Papa- Good announcer??!!!?!?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez has wild hair.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

His hair takes bad routes

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorta stovepipe hat shaped, if you ask me

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope SF never has to do that to AT&T Park

aka TronVision Park in 2055

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

So, anybody that was at the game yesterday

I hope you heard that guy screaming, UUUUUUU (at the top of his lungs) with his buddies goin for the RIBE for every one of his at bats all at bat long

classic

by Leniz on Apr 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

some guy in our section tried to start the wave

everyone told him to sit down, it was great

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wave is so beiber

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This brings me so much joy

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That narrows it down.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to be in and out of this thread since the Sharks’ last game of the regular season is going on right now as well, but woooo, winning!

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by mymclife on Apr 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HOCKEY

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-(

I’m watching the Sharks game and listening to the Giants game on the radio.

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by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rowand

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by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent! get hot!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't be mad at yourself Rowdog

You swung at a strike.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t gotten to post Ed the Rally Gar once today.

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Allow me!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And as Edgar painfully reverts to his .246 average,,,

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This seems a bit much

I think he’s gone to a 3-2 count in both ABs so far

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would be walks with a real ump.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

his lifetime BA is .246

why should that change?

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he hits .246 and gets to a 3-2 count every AB, I’d be more then happy

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 pitches are better than 1.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As would I

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell column are you looking at?

His career BA is .288

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The column IN HIS MIND

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

his career LOW BA is .250

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand's bats

have zero degrees of loft.

by D4P on Apr 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at that zone though

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This strike zone is incomprehensible

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

INCONCEIVABLE

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by jctGamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

INCONTHEEVABLE

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by rotorueter on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that word means what you think it means

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ump drunk as kruk

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 1-0, why does it feel like the Giants are trailing by five?

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

habit

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by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t know what’s going to happen with this game calling.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Kuip doesn’t know the score.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BONE SHIPS SUX!!!!

AMIRITE?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

or bone chips......

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent is 0-3 but he’s had good ABs every time.

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

this bodes well

For when we play at a park not named Large Phone Company Park or Petco.

I don’t mind long flyouts here.

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by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

just rent getting 3 PAs in 5 innings means good things. have to get people on base to get that

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memo: Do not hit the ball to left center tonight

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

dont hit it there yaidiot

by timmysdealer on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

More edge of grass power, I see.

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by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew it was

going to be AT&T’ed

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe already at 90 pitches. Let’s get to the tired bullpen and bust this open.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

amen

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by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can’t last much longer………..

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by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am inclined to agree with this.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAME TAKEZ TOO LAHNG!!

CALL STRIKEZ AWT OF ZOWN!!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL he just called him Kelvim Escobar

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by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Kelvim Escobar

Really, Papa?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Papa gay

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

You interested?

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah it's just

that he said "We are checking out (wrong name) Escobar

poor word choice

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re fourteen.

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s insulting to 14 year-olds

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 16

if thats anything

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

just keeps digging...

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's an age

I believe

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by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

When someone “checks out” a book, do you think they are booksexual?

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends

in Nevada nobody checks out books, so we use checking out for people

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are many words/phrases

with multiple meanings.

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well thanks for the lesson

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have low expectations.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto

I will be surprised if it’s better than the cartoon episode

by superk1ng on Apr 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, son

he’s just flamboyant

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by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you posting this

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice bleached hair tips Yunel.

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

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by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Get ready to see this highlight for the next two weeks.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU HEYWARD

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!?! HEYWARD IS SO AWESOME

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by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

In all seriousness

That WAS an awesome at bat.

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by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW

BELT HIGH FASTBALLS AT THE TOP OF THE ZONE RIGHT OVER THE WALL?!!!?! NEXT WILLIE MAZE!!!

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasmed?

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by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

guyz

no moar gay jokez

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

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by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a straight up line drive

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

when did they take down the cars?

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

actually, looks like they moved it? There’s still a car that is above the wall, but it seems further toward the line than I remember.

my memory could very easily be faulty.

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamnit

We’re gonna see that six fucking times a day for the next three days now.

by TGOH on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

in between yankee stadium updates

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Aaron factor.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit chevron cars do your job!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess Welly didn't get the low slop memo

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyward is trying to hit cars even after spring training

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by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fortunately Matt Diaz isn’t as good

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

damn him. least he struck out 4x yesterday.

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

5???

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was 4. NM

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner for Heyward

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man

In a minute, I would.

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

joking

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

But like…

if only.

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit.

I’d trade Lincecum for Heyward straight up.
//banned now

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

throw in bumgarner and bieber

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIT R DUN SABES

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't throw him a fastball, ever

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum will strike him out every time up tomorrow.

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by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchy did

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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will cry and have nightmares about that tasty changeup

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK PANDA

TIME TO DO SOMETHING

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ok pablo all im asking is you swing at a good pitch and square it up.....

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

THAT HR IS ALREADY ON THE HIGHLIGHTS

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That kid Hacker who stunk in spring training has a five inning no hitter so far for Fresno tonight.

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by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ST STATS

RELEVANT

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by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Augusta finish the combined no no?

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you just jinxed it!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t even start that shit, John Locke Jr.

by FreshStart on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh, are you calling me the father of modern liberalism?

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. You sure you’re not just another in a long line of philosopher/apologists for the current ruling order?

Actually, I was comparing your mystical approach to baseball to the life approach of one John Locke, castaway on a desert island, who seemed to believe there was more there than met the eye. That’s all. A little “Lost-ophilia.”

by FreshStart on Apr 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just started season 3

yeah, I’m totally behind

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting Season 1 tomorrow!

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy. It’s the kind of show that gets you thinking.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having watched it in such a short time, I can tell you that I am quite skeptical that all of the mysteries could ever be tied up in one final season.

by FreshStart on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re definitely going to leave some questions open.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOST MOVIE

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are both correct

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, what, you’ve been to the island, done a little time travel, and seen the movie already?

by FreshStart on Apr 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The biggest mystery to me is

why in god’s name didn’t any of those characters say (aloud) “What the fuck is going on here?” They all just sort of acted like it was normal (“it” being the ten freaky things that happened per day).

by FreshStart on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

I’m enjoying it quite a lot. Thank you netflix.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have access to a netflix account for the next three weeks, I thought I’d take advantage.

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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

get crackin'

they have all 5 seasons (minus current of course) on there.

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually getting them delivered (blu-ray!) ‘cause I have a hard time watching things on the computer, I get too distracted. And the account I’m using gets four discs at a time, so.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So prepare to immerse yourself in Melrose Place by the sea. It’s awesome.

by FreshStart on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

I’ve got a PS3 so I can get it streaming on the tv. It’s pretty decent picture, actually.

I have a hard time watching on the computer too. I need that to distract me from what is on tv.

Like this game, for instance…

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It always takes me like three hours to watch an hour long television episode because I pause and check MCC, etc constantly

So I have to put the computer away completely and curl on the couch with a blanket or something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wearable blanket

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question: how many of you have ever heard the term “snuggie” to mean “wedgie”?

I have. Just curious.

by FreshStart on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

me

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually suffer from nostalgia for season 1. Back when things were simpler. When Claire was Claire, and Boone was a living breathing little shithead.

by FreshStart on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t watched a single episode until February, when I figured I should give it a try. Netflix streams all the first five seasons, so I watched them all in order in about a month and a half. It was really odd to see that five year span shrunk into several weeks. Have to admit I’m hooked. Now watching season 6 as it comes out.

by FreshStart on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes netflix streaming is great!!

other good series:

spartacus (on netflix)
the wire

by okonomiyaki on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Sorry I missed the reference

In all honesty, I could not tell whether you would have meant that to be insulting or not

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the whole jinx thing is bullshit, but I was just yanking your chain.

by FreshStart on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should be seeing the Braves pen soon.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

First HR Giants' pitcher has allowed in 2010

Took 5 games, not bad.

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, seriously? Impressive

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did play the Astros the first 3 games

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yah,

in a little league park

by Leniz on Apr 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes it more impressive, you can pop out into a home run in that park.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Glaus

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I will take it Panda

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FU GLAUS

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA EXPRESS

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

fast panda!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha

Fuck you Troy Glaus!

by TGOH on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i love glaus at first base!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Panda

You got on despite your best efforts to weakly ground out again.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see Huff hit a line drive.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll have to settle for

a swing and a stumble

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by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wuz only a fowl!

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see him get a hit.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would take a walk.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take some indication that he can hit something other than a weak ground ball or a lazy fly ball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm happy with the plate discipline thusfar

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

very refreshing

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehehehehehe

The Braves bullpen catcher is named Butts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

hehehehe

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LIKE BUTT!

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

You like butt!

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by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL <3

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seymore!

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

His name has to be Seymour, right? Right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there is a God, or if his parents hate him, oh yes

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur 5

no moar gay jokes

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gays, straights and bisexuals alike can appreciate butts.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on

That’s hardly a gay joke.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's kidding

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No No

Only gays have butts

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks behind myself

mom, guess what?!?!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

no foolin?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him, and I cannot lie.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patient Hitter

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmm, tasty bullpen.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY THE WALKING MACHINE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATING THE GAME AGAIN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

AuBBrey

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop cheating the game, dammit.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t say I’m in favor of always sending the runner like this.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh

on 3-2, that’s pretty standard mate

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by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not a fast pitcher either, so a strike em out throw em out wouldn’t be a problem.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But lots of guys have struck out on bad calls, and if that were to happen, Sandoval wouldn’t have beaten it out. I’m not saying it’s an awful idea, I’d just rather play it more conservatively with 0 outs.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roger McDowell. The second spitter.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFington Post…

5 team walks?!

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go DeRosa

Earn your Vanilla Cream!

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He earned it alright.

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god Papelbon is coming out

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

No moar gay jokez

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Mark Derosa is from New Jersey.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff

Cleanup Walker

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Completely acceptable.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheater*

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This inning is somehow going to end with Whiteside killing the rally.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

PRESCIENT

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa RBI?

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunting would be the dumbest strategy ever

by superk1ng on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s your opinion of double plays?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Giants

What’s this double play shit?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

damn how many DP's are we gona hit into this series

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

three million

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when DeRosa hit that home run?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He also got those two walks

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

God fucking damnit

So many double plays this year

by TGOH on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP GIDPing!!!!!!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

shoulda bunted :P

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

All up to Bowker.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, there it is

I was waiting for the DP

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

For once, I’d like to see a game where the Giants don’t hit into a double play.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP THIS SHIT!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Save us Bowker.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

bunting dont look so bad now

by antshar on Apr 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

double plays are no fun

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

These are maddening, but he is a sinker baller.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

not a strike.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLZ

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say, “Well, it’s Derek Lowe”, but that would have happened if it was a sinkerballer or no.

Matt Cain could induce 5 double plays from the SF Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain would destroy this offense

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBowker

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

bowker gettin' the barry treatment

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

But...but we're GOOD at it!

I have somehow managed to get both the Atlanta and SF audio feeds.
At the same time.
Full booth!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania OBP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan more please

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i'd do it.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loading the bases for Eli again…

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

They tryin to get to Whiteside again?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmm

I like Salame…the grand kind

by Leniz on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jazzy double time

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

"The Bowker Chicken."-Kuip

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

beefier then the neifi one?

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

People need to shout the “RIBE!” too. It just sounds like boos.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He understands.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear “RIBE”.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe I will love you if you produce here

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

They should just pitch around Uribe too to be honest.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

it appears they want tidey whitey

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they are

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lolwe

is a friggin workhorse

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Much as it pains me to say it

I think it’s time to bring Bengie in.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Greg Papa so stupid?

“Davidson tightening up a little bit”

McCann caught that pitch practically in the dirt you moron

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GIVE HIM A PITCH LOWE YOU PUSSY ASS

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe has more walks than IP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Get out that WHIP

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Whiteside’s fro pinch hit for him?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This look familiar, Eli?

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

pinch hit

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON TIDEY WHITEY!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

“If Bengie were available to come in you’d see a hitter right here…”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“If Bengie were available to come in you’d see a hitter right here…”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

could this be 9 LOB for whitesidE?

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GRAND SLAM TIME

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by DJ Tofu on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I gotta say it . . .

COMMON WHITEY!!!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Salami Time!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I still bELIeve

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Do that thing you did that one time

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The way they’re pitching around Uribe, I can’t imagine Whiteside’s self-esteem is all that high right now

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

“Eli might be saving his best AB for this one”

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli’s got to get a hit sometime, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside

Like having two pitchers at the bottom of the batting order

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

If Whiteside goes yard here I’ll convert to Christianity

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Lord, I’m still a heathen

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon whiteguy

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The should just send up Bengie

He’s Mr. Clutch, right? RIGHT???

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ill take a hit

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know whether to be happy the Giants have taken 7 walks or be disturbed that they only have one run from those 7 walks

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OUR BACKUP CATCHER SUX

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

I hate you Glaus!

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave: “If Bengie Molina were available, I think you’d see a hitter here.”

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

son of a bitch

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU SLIDING

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUUUUUGE play by Escobar

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Whiteside you suck balls

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside can’t catch a break.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus christ

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Do. Not. Slide.

3 times already.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah I feel bad for him now

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

God Will Venable sucks

Besides that triple earlier today.

by giants92388 on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

serious.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 LOB

At least Whiteside has only 7…for now

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when people were like “ELI WHITESIDE IS BETTER THAN BENGIE!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

who sez that

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were posts after Eli’s Grand Slam last year where people suggested he should start over Bengie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Eli Whiteside caught No Hitters and git Grand Slams?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

the good old days

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope I never said that.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-t-t-tap!

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So what’s wrong with Bengie?

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

tired.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow what a warrior!

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feelings hurt

Everyone LOL’ing at Lincecum quote.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

God bring that pen out for us next inning.

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

only if he slid head first

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if he slid belly first

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ratfarts

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Can someone explain to me why Whiteside is preferable to Steve Holm? I mean Holm could at least hit a little bit.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Holm sucks balls. Posey on the other hand….

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously we'd all prefer Posey

But at least there’s a rationale for him being in Fresno. I don’t agree with it, but I get it.

I don’t see how Holm is inferior to Whiteside. I know Holm is not a great backup catcher, but at least he can hit a little bit.

Whiteside is an absolute stiff at the plate.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Apr 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven’t you been warned?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can't say sucks balls now?

That’s not a gay thing. Heteros can do that too.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, I hate when I have to explain jokes

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid internet with no sarcasm/eye roll tag

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, fuck

Sorry.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who ARE you, anyway?

by FreshStart on Apr 10, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

??

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Holm is a much better hitter than Eli Whiteside.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

mario mendoza is a better hitter than whiteside

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moonlight Graham is a better hitter than Whiteside

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Costner is a better hitter than Whiteside

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sick burn

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about Wellemeyer four times through the order.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Normally I'd agree

But gotta help out the bullpen.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants baserunning is the stupidest I’ve ever seen. That’s like the fourth slide into first base this season and all the busted hit and runs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Plus

it seems like the Giants can’t score from first on a double.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad we don’t have a manager who can explain to them why that’s a bad play.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably thinks it’s a good play

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer’s also slide into first base.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Shawon Dunston is telling them to do it

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it makes anyone feel better, I hear Kevin Elster has a severe case of heartburn right now

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is the baserunning coach on this team?

There’s a troubling epidemic of sliding into first.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Bobby, Lowe looks tired. How ’bout a pitching change next inning?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Melky is PHing for him

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh this inning is going to go well

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFGWHITESIDE

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

TODD

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I hate Melky Cabrera.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I hated him more when he was a Yankee

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

CABRERA, DIE IN A FIRE

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Wellemeyer. Get through this.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that belt high cut fastball is scary

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know if I can purchase “A Man’s Gotta Do What a Man’s Gotta Do” on iTunes? I’ll pay any price.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You need help
Anyone know if I can purchase "A Man’s Gotta Do What a Man’s Gotta Do" on iTunes? I’ll pay any price.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about the song from “Dr. Horrible’s Singalong Blog”?

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re talking about the Zito song I don’t think its available. I’m pretty sure it was never officially released

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLISS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwKdn-sTvKY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a cigarette after watching that. It’s like aural sex

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mehdders sighting

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside fail

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster’s defense still needs fine tuning

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DEFENSE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn damn damn

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Free Buster !!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never been convinced that Whiteside is that great defensively.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

well, he sucks offensively

ergo, must be good defensively.

Otherwise, why would he have a spot on the Giants?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat LA chant?

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they showed the Warriors score

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS STUPID.....

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

haha.

Gar just tried the hidden ball trick

by Leniz on Apr 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw a fucking strike Jesus fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes to the guy trying to bunt.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this.

The feed is so crappy it put a 30 second gap between the “A” and the “P” in the first “Tap…”

I ken take no morra this punnishment.

Go Giants.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

What is Wellemeyer trying to pull?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell of a game Whiteside

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

shaking him off

just had bad flashback from bull durahm

by timmysdealer on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Wellemeyer to hit the showers.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

DAJNKJNVDGADSV

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU THROWING THOSE PITCHES TO THE GUY TRYING TO BUNT

LOL WHITESIDE CALLS A GREAT GAME!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play

Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow's Headline

POSEY RECALLED TO GIANTS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t tease me broseph

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, warming up Runzler, huh Bochy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Runz has the rubber arm. It’s a genetic thing.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for having Prado give us a free out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe the theory was to get Prado bunting.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Prado

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This should turn out well.

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s okay. Bases loaded situations never results in runs, judging from what I’ve seen tonight.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, double play Glaus

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants trade Huff for Glaus

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for the record, the Giants have had 11 baserunners.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Not… Troy.. Glaus…

Thing C

by markdash on Apr 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever happens, credit to Wellmeyer. Solid debut for our #5.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Much better than the lines most were predicting.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm mostly mad at the offense

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally

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by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and, what a weird feeling...this team scores so much

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you liked the BB’s?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like half of them have been unintentional intentional

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Huff and DeRosa ones were not

And were really good.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

aye

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely

Very impressive by him.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kept the runs very low AND ate up a lot of innings when the bullpen needed it.

by Seasick fish on Apr 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm Troy Glaus. He’s never hurt the Giants before.

/rocks back and forth in a rocking chair nodding furiously

by DFARowand on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Todd

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by srpwrd on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

game

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DID YOU JUST HIT IN A RUN

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Wellemeyer

And fuck you Greg Pappa for mentioning that which shall not be referenced.

by TGOH on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t believe he was still out there.

by helloooonoonan on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

should've come out after the bunt.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That didn't really work out so well

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah. So. That happened.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Apr 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/10/1415142/gamethread-threeve

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by Natto on Apr 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for another come-from-behind victory.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to sell that one, Glaus

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

THIS IS NOT GOING LIKE I WOULD LIKE IT TO GO

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

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