Open GameThread, 4/10
This one's likely to be the last game of the weekend if those wacky meteorologists are right.
And don't forget to buy your jersey! Supplies are limited!
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
CHRISTINA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rally Christina Hendricks!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
And also, why Witchie-Poo? I must have missed something yesterday.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Magic Inside. I have put a witch or wizard in every collage this year. Can’t stop during a streak.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I especially appreciated
The ‘Magic Inside’ van.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
What is Susan Sarandon doing in there?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Having a great fucking time.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sabez illicit squeeze
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s suspicious of Maria Shriver
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants LOLineup along with the Braves
From Baggs
Giants — Roward CF, Renteria SS, Sandoval 3B, Huff 1B, DeRosa LF, Molina C, Bowker RF, Uribe 2B, Wellemeyer P
Braves — McClouth CF, Prado 3B, McCann C, Glaus 1B, Escobar SS, Heyward RF, Diaz LF, Infante 2B, Lowe P
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I think I’ve already sort of mentally written off this game in my head.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
After last night, I’ll take a loss tonight to save up some luck for later in the season
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
FLA now leading 4-3! Whoo-hoo!
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Subject Line!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Astros Fail
It’s turn back the clock night in Houston and the grounds keepers are wearing astronauts uniforms like the Houston grounds keepers used to wear back in the 1960’s.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Connor Gillaspie with the first Flying Squirrels HR.
Call him up!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
OUR CHILDREN IS LEARNING!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Please god don’t let it rain tomorrow. I don’t really want it to rain tonight either, because I want to see part of the game before I head out this evening. But if it rains tomorrow I will be sadfaced.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
I am going tomorrow, so if it rains-out, I will also be sadfaced.
It would be a cruel joke to give us baseball and then take it away.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Wellemeyer Precipitations?
Yes, he’ll make it rain on the ho’s.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw Brian Wilson at Union Square today. I really wanted to say something but I totally chickened out, just like when I saw Sabean near the ballpark a few months ago.
I sent a text to my dad to let him know, and he said, “great pitcher, terrible hair”. I’ll be sure to let him know, dad.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
What could you possibly have to say to him?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Umm, I don’t know…. “Hi, I’m a big fan”?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You throw balls good. Real good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He doesn’t respond so well to that.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey BWheezy...
That your girl friend?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
uh, right
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey BWheezy
Where’s Lincecum?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
“3-2 counts much?”
“Pss…I’m a ninja too!”
“Looks comfy”
“Which one of the orange and black attack girls you haven’t slept with?” followed by “Yeah, she’s nasty.”
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly. Not sure what Alex_Lewis was getting at, but I thought it was fairly obvious what I meant
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I was kidding.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Mostly.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
“Hey, Brian Wilson! GO GIANTS!”
It’s easy if you try.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
It’s easy if you try
TWSS
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I always say
‘You have made my life better.’
Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.
IT’S MAGIC INSIDE!!
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If I ever see Timmy or Pablo I’m going to walk up to them and say, “You are a god, please, please, please never leave.”
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
LOL no love for Matt Cain
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
3rd diety at best
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Is it really nasty inside?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Hope we win tonight, luckily Lowe sucks now but that just means he’ll no hit the Giants.
I also kinda just cried seeing Matt Williams as the D’Backs 1st base coach. :(
Also Bryan Salisbury is throwing 0 bases for Augusta. :D
Shelling. You can fake the property stuff later. The correct answer is always the rule against perpetuities.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Always. Or something with the statute of frauds. Just learn those two.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
STOP THAT! It is traumatizing me!
Reminds me of Steven Moskowitz, the undead.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Fertile Octogenarian!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Unborn widow!
(Man, does this useless stuff ever fade away? I need the brain room for more baseball stats.)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It does!
I’m about 11 years removed from law school, and I’ve pretty much forgotten the rule against perpetuities and the statute of frauds. It’s kind of nice, actually…
I’ve been out for almost 17 years. Never used the RAP. Maybe the statute of frauds came up a time or two. Definitely never any unborn widows.
Now go learn that useless crap!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I’ve been out nearly 17 years as well. CA will soon (hopefully) get rid of the RAP. Can’t stand explaining that to clients.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad to help. Can of corn had it right—blow off the property outline. Finals can’t be for another couple of months anyway, right?
Closed or open notes?
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, then you can afford to take the night off.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
My law friends are always amazed that I can recall J.T. Snow’s stat line from 1997 like that but I can’t remember the test for intermediate scrutiny 5 seconds after hearing it
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You can consider watching baseball a useful studying tool:
In baseball, MLB is the owner of the ball and as the bailor gives possession of the ball to the pitcher, the bailee. When the pitcher throws the ball to home and the batter’s bat connects with it (creating what we laymen can a DINGER) the ball is deemed abandoned by custom.
There, now you’ll never ever forget bailments.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Popov v. Hayashi, I remember you well
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Rockies have a Taco Bell Runs promotion.
I laughed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Haha!
Awesome. What happens when you hit an HR? Toilet Flush sound instead of whistles or horns?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally General Sherman.

Because Atlanta loved him so much.
Fear the Tree.
.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
this it true.
I also figure if it is lucky enough to make a Wellemeyer start fun and competive we have some serious MJO witha ton of Pics to chose from.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
I haven’t even seen the General Sherman; I went to Big Trees park in Calaveras county, which has its own stand of giant sequoias, and holy crap, it’s hard to believe how big those trees are until you see them with your own eyes.
Thing C
everybody's a critic
turns out it’s really fucking hard to capture the scale of sequoias and redwoods photographically. that’s why planet earth does all of that panning around the trees.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
that and I think the Minions perfer keep teh pics under a 100. Maybe I am wrong about that. The upside is one of us might find a pick worthy of ’shopping a creay Zito and the other head shots onto as well.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Rally Chandelier Tree
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
General Sherman. Oh, that’s what she meant!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I have seen this Tulowitzki play too many times already. Thank you, MLB Extra Innings free preview weekend, because now I can switch to something else.
LOL
I’m still laughing from him calling the ‘warning track’ the ‘warning path’.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That’s just the genteel way of saying it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Good grief, the Marlins’ stadium is a dump.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
As a 49ers fan
I can’t make fun of the Marlins/Dolphins dump.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’ve never been to a Marlins game, but Candlestick has some charm to it. It’s our dump
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
my son is going to rock it tonight, watch
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
I need my Bowker Pokemon to do well tonight. I don’t want jcb9 to overtake me in the standings just yet.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Suck it Dodgers
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Possible no-no
You know what or who I hate more than the Yankees or Dodgers? … Mark Buehrle so come on Big Welly get a no no or perfect plzzzz. Anyway GO GIANTS, stay undefeated. Hahaha CC lost the no-no.
As much as extra innings is nice, I am ready for the game to start.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 10, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I should take a nap before the game starts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s gonna be a short nap. You don’t wanna miss Timmy getting his award. It may only happen like 7 or 8 more times!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
you aint got time to nap
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
best quote of the regular season (so far) by a mccovenite "so you’re saying Einstein is no better than a AA physicist now? Talk about inflation." tyrranoman
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I just woke up from a nap. Had to work today at 730am. :/
I did not know this game would start at 7.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to get up at 5 this morning to drive people to the airport and I forgot to nap during the day :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I missed a friend’s vocal recital because I am so tired. I’m going to the boyfriend’s saxophone concert at 730 tonight, though.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I woke up at 11. suckitrussellmartin!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Just nap during the game.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If she does that she won’t be comment queen again, silly
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You sure there wasn’t an actual Raymond?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
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Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t most Giants fans nap during the game?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FTFY
Don’t most Giants fans coaches nap during the game?
by DividedByZero on Apr 10, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Felipe Alou
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still buzzing from yesterday's game
I had such a fantastic time at the yard yesterday… still can’t calm down. Matt Nathanson! Rice and Young! Big loud airplanes! And an epic game! Holy smokes that was fun.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
i had a plane to catch at 7pm and was forced to leave after the 10th. Damn near had an accident on Rowand’s single. Flew to Dodgerland in bright orange talking smack at LAX though.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 10, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants clubhouse
Raj Matthai is on a zepplin. No joke.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
Nice
he can stay there!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
GLOOR!
jcb will be pleased.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that’s my boy
Chris Gloor: my lefty is bigger than your lefty
by crazedcrustacean on Apr 10, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
5 K’s in two innings? That’s impressive.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Chris Dominguez!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
omg you jinxed it :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah but you don’t say it no matter what, unless it’s the other guys.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut it!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Any Hector sightings yet?
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
Sitting here in San Antonio watching the Spurs pregame show, and the announcer says, “The Spurs literally have their backs against the wall”. Really? Which wall?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
The announcer is literally using the word ‘literally’ wrong
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
failbeard?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Max!
I mean Will!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I called the younger Venable “Max” in a writeup somewhere. Egg on my face.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The older I get the easier it is for me to make similar errors.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The other Venable plays football at Boise State.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yeah? I had no idea. BSU comes to SJSU this fall, so I’ll get to see the bloodshed live.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So will Pete and his orange tie be on hand tomorrow, since it’s the 2000 celebration and honoring the 10 year anniversary of our house of worship?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
i'm dreaming about Wellemeyer's health
/flegm
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
lol Jon Miller circa 1972
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
Dick Enberg is a Giants fan. He has decided not to count any of the Rockies’ runs and says it’s 4-0 padres.
God bless Dick
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TWSS
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Aubrey Huff
you just cost those charities money
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
anyone know where online to find the dodger-florida game?
not listed on atdhe.net today
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Extra Innings is free until tomorrow.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, why do you want to watch the Bums and the Marlins?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s a good game, 4-3
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
the possibility of schadenfreude, of course.
for example: garret anderson just hit into an inning ending double play!
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 10, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLDODGERS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
what is “extra innings?”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like NHL Central Ice, except for baseball. If you have digital cable or DirecTV, you should have it in the sports category.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
it says MB05 for Astound (my carrier). I don’t know what to do with that, though.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim’s dad!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
He’s awesome
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
heez a scientist
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
the game’s on NBC tonight, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yep
Go now!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY BOOBS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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Christina Hendricks are the only rally boobs we need. And they will be brought out at the appropriate time
agree
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
my back hurts just looking at her
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
but it hurts so good
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The obvious remedy
is to keep her on her back as to not damage it
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Girl on the left is wrong
It’s definitely bigger than a C.
Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh, I see
Boston College appears to be up 4-0 in the Hockey Championship game
DYNASTY BABY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
5-0 now. was hoping to see a 1-1 game leading to a GW goal. those are always fun to see.
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
lol hockey
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by greatgiantfan on Apr 10, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
MARVIN BENARD!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ELLIS BURKS!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Really?
Marvin Benard?
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He's from Nicaragua
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Literally!
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by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Kevin Elster
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Great
I almost forgot about F-Rod and his appetite for breaking my heart
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omg Woody on Opening Day 2000!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
his fastball still hasn't crossed the plate
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't even care
I love Woody.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
and me too.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This pitcher is now an empty shell
treat it as such.
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I don't see.
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RALLY EMPEROR NORTON
Emperor Norton decrees the Giants shall win today.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Never too soon for Emperor Norton
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PS – An emperor does not “DECREE” he COMMANDS.
/ROLLS EYES GRUMBLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I direct you here sir
Decrees of Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Oh okay then be my guest using this Norton character I already popularized.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He was popular 100 years before you were born at least
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Apparently some Emperors decree, while others command
I, on the other hand, being Emperor of little, make suggestions.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
and still better than Good Day LA
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Steve Edwards (I think that's his name)
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
WAIT
McCovey Cove is named after Willie McCovey??? WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
No way! Really!?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
why cant i find the game on tv?
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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 10, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
DOnt go to Comcast Sports Net Bay Area
you will witness one of the most poorly run organizations in history
NBC
Comcast Channel 3 (KNTV)
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im in fresno, i have nonesuch
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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 10, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck that sucks
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
KAIL 7.2
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
ive got dish network,
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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone have a link for the game?
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by warriorsalltheway on Apr 10, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
http://www.atdhe.net/16807/watch-braves-vs-giants
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks
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by warriorsalltheway on Apr 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You are welcome.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, the NBC 11 team is starting to make Amy G look good by comparison
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Did you see the guy in the tight orange polo tucked into the pants? WTF was that?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That is more difficult than levitating and flying around the room upside down.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY TIMMY!
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
♥TIMMEH♥
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
Hearts for Timmy!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Get in line
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
it's time for an original score
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Bork sure does have a way with words
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Way to go Timmy
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Short and sweet
with lots of grumbles and slurs, atta boy Bork
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Tim: “I Love you Mary Jane”
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Tim
you are so fucking awesome.
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Timmy to Bengie
I want 10% bitch, kush got more expensive.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY TIMMY I LOVE YOU TOO
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
i wonder if evil tim has a goatee
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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 10, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Mit is his evil twin
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
congrats to tim :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
whoa greg maddux
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Greg Maddux!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He got by.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 10, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim is thinking
man thats a lot of people, one of them has to have some mary jane.
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
Griffey? totally random.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
Prolly just thought “uhhh someone who’s been around for a while…oh hey it’s Griffey say something” when the M’s were here last week.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
seattle connection?
I’d guess he was probably Tims favorite player growing up.
probably
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Likely this.
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I think Timmy is high.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 10, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
yeah lol... seemed kind of put together last minute
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
lol raj mathai
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Haha
I laughed so hard when he referenced Shinjo jokingly and nobody laughed
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Griffey Jr.
Like Winn on steroids, classy.
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Raj you are an incredible Douche Bag
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
he was worse in fresno
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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 10, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants really need to start selling joints rolled on Tim Lincecum's paper
They’d be able to build a whole new ballpark.
After November
lets make it happen!
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Prop 420!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait until the election gets closer
And the Mormon machine that did prop 8 tries to make commercials to shoot down prop 420. It will be Reefer Madness all over again!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Have you ever watched that movie? Fucking hilarious!
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I just hope that the likely supporters remember to vote…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Absentee Ballots
Stoners’ best friend.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
but still…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/song-chart-memes-pot-legalized.jpg
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
♥Kuip♥
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
My boy!
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
OTP
OMG Kuip saying how much he loves Kruk. <3
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
I LOVE THEM SFM
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re turning into Randy and Drew from the Sharks broadcasts. There are literally, LITERALLY, periods where they just stare longingly into each others eyes.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
They’ve been together for so long that there’s nobody else for either one.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy said every member of the bullpen is available tonight, even Brian Wilson, although he obviously would like Todd Wellemeyer to go deep into the game.
Would he really put Wilson in today? He could probably handle it if he had to, but it would still make me a bit nervous. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.
Is Runzler really available? didn't he throw almost 30 pitches yesterday?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It was as nothing to him. He merely extended the inning to test your faith. And he was not pleased with your reaction.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think Boch might just be saying that to guys don't relax in case he does need them
I’m guessing he’ll keep Wilson and Runzler on reserve as much as possible
756
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
"when i grow up"
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Wellemeyer.
Holy shit.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
dont besmirch my son
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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 10, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry. Second to Edgar?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Greg Papa
D:
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OH MY GOD IS GREG PAPA CALLING THIS GAME???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Listens to Kuip & Flemming
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Jon is already gone for the weekend. :(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
D:
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Why can Kuip do an NBC feature about how much he loves Kruk but can’t call a game with him on NBC? Huh? Huh?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Kruk banned NBC.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
UUUGGGHHH
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Obligatory Suck it Heyward
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Come to Papa!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It will be.
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WHAT THE FACK IS GREG FACKING PAPA DOING HERE?!?!?!
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WTF
the only reason i can tolerate the NBC broadcasts is Jon Miller being there.
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Fucking shit, I do not want to listen to Greg Papa.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
Good solution.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The Pirates are up 6-0 on the D-Backs. Pittsburgh taking it to the NL West, dang. Until next week, at least.
Yes. McCutchen, Milledge, Jones. Pretty sick OF.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
is there a link to the feed?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
does that feed not work till the actual game starts?
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by warriorsalltheway on Apr 10, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, that’s usually how it works. Give it a few minutes.
by Into the Void on Apr 10, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
just make sure to hit refresh every minute or so because it won’t start on it’s own
by Into the Void on Apr 10, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
oh ok
no worries then, i’ll start watching after wellemeyer has the game well out of reach.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
thank you sir
you are a gentleman and a scholar
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Come to Papa!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Similar to the sensation of red hot knitting needles being jammed into the deepest part of the inner ear.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be at that Dodgers game on Friday. I’m bringing a taser.
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Be sure not to bring any change. That tends to stir up the Bums.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
fuckin marlins.....
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck You Billy Beane!
Ethier with a 2-run RBI single, Dodgers 5-4 over Marlins top of the 8th.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
GENIUS!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Money Ball!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I thought Whiteside was normally gonna catch day games after night games, not night games after day games. <_<
A clever ruse by Melonhead to confuse the opposition
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently this is so Bengie can catch Tim tomorrow
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Gotta catch the ace.
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Big Money
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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
no whammy
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KNBR said Mollina has a sore hamstring
by Into the Void on Apr 10, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This should be interesting.
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I feel good about Wellemeyer
for absolutely no reason
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What do you mean? He’s got two whole strikes!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Finish Him Todd
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
R/L/R/L/WELLEMEYER!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Game Over!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Christ, who the fuck is Martin Prado
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Apparently not one of your pokemonz
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember him. I think he was the guy who went to turn a double play with 2 outs against us last year in SF.
by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you Edgar Renteria of the Braves
Win the inning.
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Well, there goes the no hitter.
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Nate woulda had it
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This
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatcha gonna do brother?
when Bowkermania takes a bad first step towards you!
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Work that sinker magic Welly
Win the inning.
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Throw strikes.
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Strikes please
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Papa, I think Joe Mauer is more than just a “budding” young star at this point.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Greg Papa always operates a year behind
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Reverse jinx!
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A little premature are we?
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I SAID RETRACTED
But seriously, he is fucking terrible. That’s neither a secret nor controversial.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Not a problem.
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WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Wellemeyer’s going deep in this one.
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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
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TWSS
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ARIBE
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Ha!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
SFGuy throws his remote at the TV.
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See!
The Giants aren’t the only team that hits into double plays.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ISWYDT
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URIBE!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Jenna Jamison special
DP
Win the inning.
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BOOM SHAKA LAKA
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haha, fu--haters!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Wellemeyer
more like Well-i-matter amirite?
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This will never come back to haunt us.
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my boy!
proud papa of todd wellemeyer...say hello to 13 wins and a second place finish in comeback player of the year
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 10, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
U-verse is such a stupid name
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Those asshole
They keep canvasing my door with ads to switch over, which I want to do, but it’s still not available in my area. Well stop fucking canvassing assfaces.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
This is the first time I’ve used At Bat.
It’s amazing…
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Isn't it?
Totally worth the money
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus you can listen to the KNBR postgame wrap – it doesn’t cut off right when the game ends
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t know it was this amazingly detailed and cool looking.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
At Bat is also the new name of Gameday Audio.
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I have it on my iPhone and iPod (Don’t have an iPad, won’t be getting one) and it works great you just need the 3G or WiFi
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I left the room
Insert delayed “Atta Wellemeyer” here
Derek Lowe is the kind of mediocre pitcher who can rip the Giants apart
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Doesn’t he always?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He did last year.
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Hater
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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice catch!
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GAMER!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GREAT CATCH!!
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Nice Grab
Luxury Box Lady!
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Fred Lewis would have dropped that
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SCOTT!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Leadoff man magic
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Great Scott!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
New Rowand is new.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
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"GREAT SCOTT PICTURE!"
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
And, earlier in the AB
He laid off an outside slider.
It was still a strike, but he laid off it. It was awesome.
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LOL AT BAT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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Seriously?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I thought the exact same thing
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
in the dirt
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats funny shit.
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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Loves to face: Fences
Hates to face: Production.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand is really slow.
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LOL Rowand
He was out by a mile.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Good job there.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
to stay out of the double play
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
not that it worked
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
STRATEGY
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It'll pay off endgame
When the starter needs one more pitch to get out of the 8th but doesn’t quite have it.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Making the pitcher work.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Did they really pitch out with Rowand on 1st?
Rowand?
Rowand.
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The fine art of sign stealing
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Best shape of life.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
And did the Giants really try to send Rowand?
Rowand?
Rowand.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
What are the odds of both happening at the same time?
Bochy is dumber than a bucket of rocks.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
flipping out about double plays
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bochy with the lightning quick mind
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
DAMMIT COX!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
in that he anticipated how bad his counterpart’s thinking would be.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 10, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
throbby coxxx
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
sack of dirt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bruce Bochy
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sack of dirt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ===== Bruce Bochy
Fixed it.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh...weird
I was just comparing him to a bucket of rocks a little bit ago (see above)
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
RENT WORKIN THE COUNT
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Time for Renteria to slump……….
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You don’t slump much with a .246 career BA. Oh…wait a sec…….
Nevermind.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe Bochy shouldn’t have publicly said he was going to send more runners to stay out of double plays.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Yeah, really.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
To be fair
The entire organization is probably confused and frightened with the speed that information travels nowadays.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
hey
Lowe is up to 13 pitches for the inning
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just have a good at bat and square the ball up k?
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or not......
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The look of stunned shock on that guy’s face says it all.
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sophmore panda is sad
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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
I know I run a solid risk of being banned for this but...
sophmore panda issadfat
He sure looks noticeably bigger than what I remember from last season. Compare him now to his “distracted by cake” .gif.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
FWIW
Panda didn’t start out that hot last year either, he picked up steam as he went.
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PANIC ANYWAY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Also picked up pounds!
lolfat
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LOLRIBE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If I see the Heywerd HR again
I’m gonna stab people.
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Failribe.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
I would like very much for the middle infielders to watch the balls all the way into their gloves
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
So picky!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That looks really weird but you know what I mean
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
/facepalm
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
Panda Fail
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh, Pablo.
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and 4 double plays
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He's still got options left, right?
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I appreciate your use of German
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
oh pablo.....
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3rd error for the Panda
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo
Not Pedro Feliz in good and bad ways.
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Defense!
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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
They’re just setting the table for the triple play, mark my words
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
Poor Wellemeyer
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
We need to sign that blond girl to be our defensive replacement
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"Wicked Hop"-Kruk
When did Kruk start talking like he’s from Boston?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Good grief.
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LOL
You’ve got to be kidding me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What the fuck is this shit?
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
I don't know

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOLDEFENSE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
one of my favorite Simpson episodes. McBain!
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 10, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Up and at them!
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Jiminy Jillikers.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
GODDAMMIT QUIT FUCKING BOBBLEING IT!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Good pick by Huff tho'
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Our horrid defense is making him look good
and that’s weird.
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe, Panda, Rent
on back to back to back plays?!?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 10, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
WTF
someone hire Paris Hilton for proper ball handling
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Oh SNAP!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me?
Every time I see Wellemeyer, I keep being reminded of…

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Defense!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Wellemeyer needs to pitch through adversity
These errors are planned by Melonhead to help him grow
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Don't worry
There are 3 E’s in defense and they’ve only made one so far!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
1st page of GIS for "Angry Wellemeyer"

Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 10, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
/hides
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It's in the subject line.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 10, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
atta babe
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by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
smells like fish?
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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed it
I hope so though. He got a clean glove on that.
SPEED AND DEFENSE!!
Who needs either one of ’em!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
those fine folks at mlb.com are really on top of shit.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Whew.
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Wellemeyer’s painting tonight
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
How they got out of that inning without another screwup, I'll never know.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Is Aubrey Huff capable of driving the ball?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh fuck yeah
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as the ball wears a seat belt, I see no reason why not.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on offense
walks, OBP or dingerz
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
He’s bluffing
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Huff
Hits the ball to the only player on the left side of the infield.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Greg Papa
doing his best Jon Miller humor
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure
just happens to be to a glove
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
them giants be a handsome bunch.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
2000 Giants
Hawt.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Like I said above, I don’t get why he doesn’t just bunt. They’re basically giving you a free base by doing the shift.
He’s probably not a very good bunter.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It shouldn’t be that hard to learn. I find it just insane that he can’t quickly learn to bunt so he can beat the shift just about every single time.
I mean it’s not like he’s Barry Bonds where he has the possibility of hitting a home run vs the shift.
It’s true – I don’t really understand why someone would use the shift against Aubrey Huff. But I also don’t think that, in the long run, it’s that good of an idea to have someone completely change his hitting approach.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JT Snow! FTW! :]
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Felipe Crespo, FTW!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Kevin Elster will show up tomorrow
to spoil shit again. And he’ll bring Homer Bush, Homer Bailey and a cut out of Homer Simpson with him.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
OBP!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
I love you, Mark DeRosa
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
OBP
yeah you know me
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
THE FORBIDDEN RESULT!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not to be spoken of!
You spend 10 minutes swinging your bat now!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 10, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark DeRosa
my new favorite player
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy in the dugout rolling his eyes
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
That looks like a bad weekend.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WTF is DeRosa doing?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Braves announcers….YAWN.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 10, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker
is due
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Bowkery!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
BOWKERMANIA!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKERFUCKINGMANIA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow. You and TGOH are on the same page.
by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWKER!!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker
Fuck you Troy Glaus
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
BOWKERMANIA mother fuckers!!!!
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Can you blame him?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Aubrey Huff?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he’s average, but that was a rocket.
by Into the Void on Apr 10, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL looks like he knocked over the first baseman
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
GRAND SLAM TIME
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Common Whiteside!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GLAUS!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
Eli Disrespect
Cue Book of Eli pic
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
...Eli?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Vodka talking
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s got fluids
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOO GIDP PLEASE
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck was that
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Horrible call is horrible
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 10, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
WTF!!!
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Strike 3
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Sweet
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck You Davidson
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
+10000000
Davidson is a douchebag piece of dogshit
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
nice strike.... lol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Get your head out of your fat fucking asshole
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside can't hit a lick
But he brings the chemistry!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Nobody can hit strikes called ten feet off the plate.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Aaron Roawnd thinks he can
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF WAS THAT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Well, if he’s going to give them the pitch a foot off the plate, there’s no way we’re scoring a run.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
is bochy mad, or does he always have that look?
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy was pissed
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Baha
Gameday had that not even touching the plate.
Fuck you ump
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
This ump loves that outside part of the plate…
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Damn
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
Shit that's fuck.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
Blind umpire is blind
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Bad Davidson is a bastard.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
K's
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
well.......DODGERS LOST!!!
LOL DODGERS! where was broxton?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
They used him in the 10-4 game
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck was up with that strike zone? Balls in the zone last night and strikes out of the zone tonight??
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
ISWYDT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy is a dickweed
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
High pants are high
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Pants are a bit too low.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Head towards Delerium.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
lolmakeup call
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Make up call.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
I love Bob Davidson!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
At least that was over the fucking plate
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Is there a streaming radio broadcast
Maybe wishful thinking on my part anyway.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Well we got that one
made up for it but shit
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
WELLEMEYER COOKING!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
I would love an umpire who just called balls and strikes randomly
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just for the lolz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Right down the middle
“Huh? Sorry I was checking out the chick in the second row.”
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL hitters tonight
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
About fucking time.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Give 'em the boot, Welly!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD PRADO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD dick
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
STFD
Wellemyer is pissed
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
wait wat
I thought Wellemeyer was gonna suck
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
It's early, yet
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol that cat is fat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fat cat is fat.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the Lasorda of Cats.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Jabba the Cat
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
belatedly KKellemeyer


I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
So the smart thing to do with a strike zone this big will be to swing at almost everything?
AHA! NOW THE GIANTS HAVE THE ADVANTAGE!
except for DeRosa
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a certain beauty to this logic.
by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take that collective silence as a no
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
I think that crazystrikezone will help us more than hurt
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Not anymore
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Not a Yankee or Redsox game so it doesn’t matter.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Apr 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
They are already in the showers
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitch counts
Todd Wellemeyer thru 3 IP: 39
Derek Lowe thru 2 IP: 39
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Wait
Is that Eric Gregg behind the plate?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Jesus Christ.
You guys get this many comments this fast here? Yesss. Checking in for the first time this season. Well, first time ever. Greetings from the far off land of Niners Nation.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
We usually get through a thread before first pitch, we were slow today
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Sarcasm?
You sir, have never read my articles. If I can take what the guys at Fear the Fin can dish out, I can handle it here.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
I suggest visiting the inside Jokes thread
Or you will be utterly lost. We have our own culture here,
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
this is slow
we have real fans
by “:real” I mean ’obsessed"
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
That'd be me.
Got back into baseball about three years ago but I’m getting back into the swing of being obsessed. Watching three games right now, damn. Sharks, Giants, Warriors.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Welcome!
Did you bring a dessert? We do this pot-luck style.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Actually, I'm eating flan I made myself.
But not everyone is into that.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Oh Papa, stop trying to make jokes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Come to Papa!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I'd imagine he uses that line a lot in bars
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria coming back to down to Earth
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hey Natto I’m making the next thread, so back off.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I just want to avoid an awkward two-thread moment.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m busy eating oranges.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
diarrhea
Bonds... hit is high.... He hits it DEEEEEEEP..... OUTTA HERE BONDS STANDS ALONE- Duane Kuiper on 756
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Apr 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
That's two outs in a row for Renteria
Do you think he’s injured?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
bone chips again, I bet.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Apr 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd glady trade a Rent slump for a Pablo hot streak
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
The magic of a sinker balled and crappy ump.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
If Renteria's average drops below .600 for the season, we'll know his elbow is flaring up
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
LOL AT BAT
I just discovered that if you hold your cursor over the strikes/balls it has a “nasty factor”
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Yeah I noticed that a while back, what is the factor on those strikes out of the zone?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
my strike zone disappeared
but Panda got out on a pitch with a nasty factor of 75
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Braves announcers implying Renteria and the Giants stole signs yesterday.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
I wish they had started doing it earlier in the game
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/wishes we were that smart
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
It's one game, they should really get over it
Catcher interference, stealing signs, hookers in their hotel rooms – blasphemy…
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Apr 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously Panda?
Has he hit it out of the infield yet this season?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Man, fans seem to have even more selective memory with Panda than anyone else.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PANIC!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
For the record
He’s hitting .250, not .150 and he’s got a couple of doubles.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Man, Derek Lowe is pitching great!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/10/1415068/wellemeyer-mania-mark-ii
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well at least that shortstop is getting a workout
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on Apr 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
TV?
What station is it on? It said MY11 in the Santa Cruz paper, but I don’t see it anywhere.
I’m Comcast Santa Cruz.
Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.
Rally Cap
Oh well! At least they didn’t lose ground tonight Tying run in sight?
I've watched bums cry, bums scream, and bums dance a jig. I've also seen a bum try and steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum
by Doctor Crybums on Apr 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
Score Subject To Change
Dodgers 5-4 over the Marlins in the 7th.
Go Marlins!
I've seen bums cry, bums scream, and bums squeal. I've also seen a bum try to steal my dog's tennis ball. Bad idea bum!
by Doctor Crybums on Apr 11, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions

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