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Open Game Thread 2: String Training

This thread is either for good luck or for lulz. The Giants will decide, I'm sure.

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LAWN!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Buster

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lol at Zito not even getting an at bat

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL offense.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER YOU’RE KILLING ME

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubreyglue sounds pretty gross

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a facebook promotion at work today. They made me the admin for out company page. How much of a raise should I ask for?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

$1.97

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ten million e-dollars.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

109%

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of internet stock.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

One million Stanleynickles.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pie.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking. But I don’t know how much and what flavor to ask for.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Boston Cream?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking Banana Cream

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL No hitter imminent.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, at least I won’t have to feel conflicted about watching Community tonight…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That's no lawn.

That’s a space station!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s too green to be a space station.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m impressed that you were able to make a wry comment and pull up a relevant xkcd comic in the space of a minute.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think howie has a button on his keyboard that posts these things

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since when is Sacramento in the Bay Area?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Close enough

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SINCE FOREVER

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Reno is east bay?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite, Lake Tahoe more or less.
Eureka is North Bay
and of Course LA is the center of the southbay.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it’s that guy from the boring interview.

"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Keven “The Towel” Pucetas has been thrown in.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, a NO-HITTER you say?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S AWESOME, BAAAYBEEEE!

"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ten hits allowed in 17 IP! He must be good!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bam Bam’s a Merlin?

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Apr 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is this I don’t even…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bam Bam looks uncomfortable

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Look who he’s standing next to.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It definitely seemed connected to Amy. He kept eyeing her sideways.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Afraid of Amy G hugging him.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOO, GIANTS WIN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you’ve had enough.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT even close

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enough?

Is there such a thing?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

not in my dictionary

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t own a dictionary!!!

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

a spanish one, english? kinda

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meulens – “Get the hell away from me.”

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This is going to be a long season.

That’s about all I’ll probably have to say tonight.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Couldn’t find any….oh never mind.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE FIX THE ADOPTION DRAFT

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fix?

I saw there was another thread open, I’ve just been so busy lately having to transfer to another location at my work.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would rather have a mod running it. and the table cannot be edited, and we need to add like a clock to it. Or people (like me) won’t draft until the offseason, of 2015.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loves me sum Ks Poosaytez.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

PUCETAS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Pucetas.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE LAMP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Look, lady, these guys stink.”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Compton's Very Own -- Coco Crisp

Scrappy as they come?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Just Got Here

Where can I get in on the action on my computer?

No cable TV. Sucks for me.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t get it or price? I know some of the other SBN sites had a Comcast deal going around. Check out Minor League Ball within the last few weeks.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents wouldn’t approve.

And our TV actually gets one channel. Channel 11.

Our normal channels antenna (or whatever it’s called) doesn’t even work. I go to my aunt’s house to see games.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/awkward stares

"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOWW-linns?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

MURR-LENS?

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Apr 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: I hate when professors put assignments in .pptx and .docx

Why can’t they just be .ppt or .doc? Why do they have to get all fancy on us and make us download the previewer when we already have the programs – albeit older versions of them – already installed on our computers??

Also, I’m lazy.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, gotta upgrade. I hate it, but it’s the standard now.

by grape on Apr 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except it’s not, only one of my professors uses 2007. He’s also the least tech-savvy. It’s kind of funny watching him struggle with power point. And the internet in general.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate 2007. It’s such a change from everything else, it takes me a while to find most things i can see him struggle with 2007 powerpoint.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re an anti-ribbonite.

by non sequitur on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think 2007 is so bad. It’s just a different menu style. Takes an adjustment.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it wouldn’t be horrible, I just haven’t gotten a chance to do anything in it but at one of our work computers, where I don’t really use it as i would normally, just opening and closing files.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm… maybe it has something to do with institutional discounts. I’d have to say that it’s 80 20 in favor of .crapx

I actually just really prefer using pages / numbers / keynote.

by grape on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a patch for that.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Download “fileformatconverter.exe” from MS. Solves all this crap.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

it’s free.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit being lazy.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard to do when you’re in college bro, hence, i have a paper due next week… haven’t started yet

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I graduate in May, so I know the feeling.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea dude, fucking annoying, but honestly, i wont care until i’m done with the weekend

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME TOO!

Hence, the downloading of the assignment.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Procrastination isn’t laziness…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m too busy trying to have fun!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be lazy later.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thesis due ... Monday

I really gotta stop watching this pain.

by grape on Apr 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO A THESIS!!!!!! whatever, it’s cool, pull yourself together, it’s SPRING TRAINING, get a life

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it’s kind of a joke. Freaking 20 page limit. I have 14 pages of methods at the moment in an “appendix”.

by grape on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

what???? excuse me, that’s a LULWUT!!!! fuck that noise

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, 20 pages? That’s not too bad. One of my friends accidentally signed up for a senior seminar this year as a freshman, and she had to write a 40 page thesis.

But then again, you do have to try and talk about something for 20 pages. No envying you here.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch, that sucks. According to my calendar, my university’s thesis due date was today. Someone at my college has a cruel, cruel sense of humor.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus, i dont even know what a thesis is…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m a geography major, and i just write 10 page papers

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!!!!!!! fucking pisses me off

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t know how to do it?

I’m even in the business world, and some of our computers use 2007 office, some are 2003. (Also, some of our computers are Windows 2000 even.) We can’t even open some of the files.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I compose everything in Office 2007 and then save it to 2003 format before distributing it to students. But I’m thinking I’m going to stop doing that in the next year or so.

by non sequitur on Apr 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate how Microsoft did that, too.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Office 2008 for Mac, and it pisses me off daily.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use Open Office. It’s only annoying on a weekly basis.

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

God it’s a piece of shit.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, when it’s on a Mac….

OH NO I STARTED IT

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much when people come in asking for Mac products and we don’t have it they ask for suggestions and I say, “Get a PC.”

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Office Depot, or something, right?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Max. Actually we’re #2 now, ahead of Depot.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Microsoft junk shouldn't be on a Mac. It's my fault for buying it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate using Photoshop and Dreamweaver on a Mac. I know that sounds weird, but I just hate all the little windows cluttering up my screen. And I have yet to figure out how to consistently work the home network sharing between my mom’s Mac and my PC, but it might be because of the whole different OS thing.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What little windows?

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ones with each individual Photoshop file. I’m working with an older Mac OS, so that might have changed since, but even if you click over to, say, Firefox, the windows containing Photoshop files are still lurking in the background until eventually you can’t see the desktop.

But that might just be me.

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by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use spaces if you got it.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

School computer, so I’m not allowed to download anything. Stupid thing doesn’t even have the latest version of flash, which really helps when you’re using it for a web design class that uses flash.

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by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be under System Prefs then select Expose & Spaces

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay, will try that the next time I use it.

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by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if Tiger or the older ones have it, but Leopard and Snow Leopard do.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you buy a schools computer it comes with shit you have to install, it’s bullshit, it’s just another way for them to make money

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually a computer lab desktop that I’m assigned to for a class, so I don’t have to pay for it or anything. But it’s still annoying.

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by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow really? that’s even more bullshit… so you’re stuck in a lab right now? or no?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I have my own laptop PC for my other classes. It’s just for Web Design, we all have to use the Mac desktops so there’s some continuity in the lessons and so everyone doesn’t have to go out and buy/illegally download all the Adobe software.

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by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, well then there you’re screwed, so you’re forced to use Mac desktops? How far of a walk is it to use the desktops for the school?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky for me, the lab is only a 7 minute walk (and 3 minute bike ride) from my dorm, so working on projects isn’t a hassle. It’s just having to learn the ins and outs of Macs while also doing the exercises that’s annoying (and by doing the exercises, I mean going on Facebook).

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by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i totally understand that, i had to do this during photoshop in high school, i usually had a PC, but going on facebook is pretty common in college, more like an hourly thing

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

For my earthquakes lecture, the only reason I have my laptop is to go on Facebook. I have a spiral notebook for all my notes, lol.

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by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a lecture class 2 autumns ago that was soooo bad and the instructor so old. We’d bring our laptops and chat on Yahoo messenger.

“Didn’t she just tell that story last week?”
“And the week before!”

Man that was bad!
Three more classes and I never ever want to take another class! Ever!!

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really, really hope I never have to go back to school.

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by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you use a usb flash drive?

a 16 GB is pretty cheap, and you might be able to get have stuff on there you can use.

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by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The network sharing seems easier under Snow Leopard.

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by can of corn on Apr 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, can these guys, like announce?

by grape on Apr 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU

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by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRING BACK DOUG, DUHHH

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to love Kruk making fun of Kuip.

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by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYTHING OFF A's BATS = LOUD

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

you’re loud

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the new CSN graphics.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The score looks the same

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the batter graphics. Says what they did in each at bat and what inning.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's new

other than the oversized “LIVE” piece?

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by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail. was meant for the A’s fan above.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

In heaven??

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, that one.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you are watching this on MLB Network, it’s cut off.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah,

thanks for clarifying. I don’t see that.

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by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it seems that Extra Innings doesn’t officially start until Monday…

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright MCC, I ask for the assistance of your baseball knowledge..

I am trying to find a player that played for the Giants, Red Sox, and A’s, that didnt play for the Dodgers.

I thought I found one with Darren Lewis but he played for LA part of one year.

Its a tough one, but I dont have as rich of knowledge of past players as some on here might, so I turn to the McCoven for help.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Evans?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Henderson.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. Thank you

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had not idea Dave Henderson was ever a Giant

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by thehavenot on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only September 1987.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loud Out

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Q for the Mods

Have we confirmed that Steve S will be coming back to do the minor lines? Those were a joy last season.

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by GiantPain on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope so. Doesn’t he just show up as quietly as he disappears ?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like it

I dont remember hearing anything from him since the season ended

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by GiantPain on Apr 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save it, wil. I know what you are getting at. I was just commenting.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

a hall monitor vibe

by wilriv21 on Apr 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if that’s the case, I should at least get a sash and a can of mace.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope so. I haven’t heard anything from him.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This magic inside is pretty creepy.

"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

So, it’s my anniversary. My fella got me a baseball autographed by the 1960 Giants. It’s got McCovey, Cepeda, Alou, etc. on it (22 sigs in all). Mays is a “clubhouse” sig, but the rest are authentic.

I picked the right guy.

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by can of corn on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Keeper

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your a lucky girl.

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by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inorite?

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by can of corn on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

VERY VERY VERY lucky, that's pretty awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s awesome.

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by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

years?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky 13

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by can of corn on Apr 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats! I bet you’ll win in the ‘what you had for dinner’ sub thread

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto is like the cleverest poster evajh

by wilriv21 on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

why?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLAznz

i have never eaten at Panda Express before.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BANNED.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is actually some pretty tasty stuff.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live near Visalia and there are 2 there but I have never been.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, Visalia. I hate driving down to that place. We have an office there so once a month or so I get forced down there.

Go Oaks!

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, I am from Salinas so it’s a little different.

I do believe you mean Rawhide too.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh thats right they changed it. They still have Oaks signs up there when I was at the stadium last month.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, such a stupid change. I liked the Oaks a lot better.

Sad fact: Barry Zito started his pro career in Visalia.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Chinese. I eat real Chinese food so I’ve never eaten at Panda Express.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think of it as authentic Chinese food. But the orange chicken is really good. And so is the new honey walnut shrimp.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That stuff looks amazing

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by bondslegend on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the walnuts themselves are so so, but OH MY GOD THE SHRIMP IS SO TASTY

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

all that sticky sweet stuff will kill you

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I will live a happy life until that Heart Attack kills me

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do usually go to the restaurants.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your intestines thank you.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda Express Employee Suite

For people who has and will never eat at Panda Express…

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Total baseball fans in the Panda Express box:

Zero.

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by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGAR

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 3 pitch K

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice, Kruk.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH KUIP

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

No Hitter Gone

Panda!

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by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk Jinx

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by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: "He's got a no hitter."

…2 seconds later…

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by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how K and K are jinxing Duke.
THE A’S HAVE A SHUTOUT GOING!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT it’s magic inside!!

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

KUIP FTW

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by bondslegend on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTA BOY, SON

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by bondslegend on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

So… got a ticket today for open container… bullshit

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So the container was closed then?

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, you aren’t doing a good job of getting rid of your reputation as the town drunk.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you ever get into trouble with alcohol and there is a camera around, let us know so we could watch you on Campus PD on the G4 Network.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well... APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Panda

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by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPANDAVOL

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Panda, no.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT pablo!

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by bondslegend on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground him or something!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'OH!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

well hopefully they get all their badness out today

by chakdephatte on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff hit a DP ball anyways, if that helps any.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I notice our ABs go a lot quicker than the A’s ABs.

by non sequitur on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, I just finished The Big Short. I’d say that Lewis is drawn to the Galileo myth.

by non sequitur on Apr 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

work tomorrow

gnite folks. Hope I miss an epic comeback

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by bondslegend on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I smell a new GIF?

Win the inning.
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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Like this one?

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by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd every time.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, enough of this.

The Office and Parks are waiting for me on the DVR…

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by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Adios guys!

Back to reducing maternal mortality, with POLICY!!!!

by grape on Apr 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria is throwing well.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DeRosa

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by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

nice arm raise there DeRosa.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I recall getting yelled at for doing that is HS. It showcased my lack of speed.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“oh if only I were taller, I could reach it and pluck it out of the sky!”

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUH ROSA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Pew-say-tas

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

oh ok

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might you be listening to the radio?

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 1, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis would have dropped it.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia

Hmm… Brenly, Haller and Molina? Manwaring?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonds would have had it?

Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Why aren’t you at AN?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So yea, anybody actually want to drink?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

doing it

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEA!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needing it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

After watching this mess?

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

already started, because technically, it’s not a mess until the season starts

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

still, it’s damned humiliating

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t care, which is funny

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee hee.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m seriously contemplating.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re in this thing?

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing it’s thirsty Thursday, right?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My little chocolate easter bunny has just met an untimely death.

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

chocolate lube bunny?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“My Ears!”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my faves

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man, I remember that from way back, so funny

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

will be

after this cigar.

don’t want to mix my vices.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

i never closed the first tab.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm outta here

Going to watch ‘Justified’ on DVR.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

good move

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I skipped dinner until late for this??

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JT in the radio booth pretending to juggle

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He's just following the "Zito pretending to pitch" circus clown act.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Jon!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Where all the white women?

by wilriv21 on Apr 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucy threw you out, huh?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Asian?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I couldn’t imagine Kruk and Kuip going in anyway but together.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mehdders sighting

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah baby!!!

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll turn this thing around.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing like nibbling when you are down 6 runs.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

APRIL FOOLS!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sunday IS on TV: MLB Network.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

that's cool

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

dude, Pucetas is not a 'finish him' kinda pitcher

It’s the walks that weird me out. He’s a strikethrower.

by wcw on Apr 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOCETAS

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Somehow this is all Buster Posey’s fault.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude doesn’t ignite pinch hit rallies.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s Runzler?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Concrete roads…

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEST VIRGINIA!!!! MOUNTAIN HALLMARK!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

West Virginia is not a state. My friend whose from there keeps insisting that it is, but it’s not.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be called Byrdsyvania

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell? LOL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything there is named for Sen Robert Byrd.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s the old senator? WTF

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

old in that he’s old, but he’s still in office.

He is a master at appropriating funding for his state, and most every big project there get’s his name on it some how.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that is some great knowledge

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a former member of the KKK.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

when he was a young man, everyone was in WV.

I mean, he was born 3 years after the Civil War ended

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conspicuous resume point tho

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m applying for a college scholarship that has his name on it.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the “California” category of his scholarship.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What??? i have a friend in Wheeling, i’ve been to Morgantown, and yea, it’s pretty fucking awesome to be honest, plus because of the partying and the wilderness

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a joke, because, well, it’s called West Virginia, and yet there is no North, East, or South Virginia. Therefore, it is not a state.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got ya!!!!! good point, but…. if you follow the final four? WVU baby!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My aforementioned friend keeps reminding me. All the time. Whenever she sees me.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe because this is the first time since 1959, kinda like how i was during the SMC run

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d, already…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t you dare

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

T…WSS?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO WEST VIRGINIA!! BEAT DUKE!!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEA!!!!

i might be goin!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO DUKE (purely bracket considerations)

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine if Duke wins, Dick Vitale would need to see his doctor (longer than 4 hours)?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUKE, BAY - BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’ll go nuts, good lord… i like Dick Vitale, since he stuck up for SMC

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry. I truly am.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s an approximately 50% chance I will be going to Duke next year.

/ducks

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope you ain’t going to be one of the Cameron Crazies.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figure that's inevitable

But I won’t constantly log on to McC to talk about how great Duke is…

OK, maybe just a little….

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

good for you

excellent school.

just don’t play basketball

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re the blue devils…Oregon’s the ducks. If you’re going to go to school there get it right!

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What state is it in?
What state am I in?

I’M GOING CRAZY!!!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Apr 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duke Ducks, no?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The duck of death

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take me home….

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have as many hits as they do errors.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s Tragic Inside.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S EMBARRASSING INSIDE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Trauma Inside This Thing!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you want to put it that way, be my guest victor, cuz whenever i see you post it’s Trauma inside MCC

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy, a whole new dimension of fun.

I’m looking forward to this.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, come on man, bring it! you got no idea what you’re getting yourself into

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, now. I’m pretty sure that it’s already been brought it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, so true, i really don’t care, again, there are few things i dont care about, victor deserves it, kinda, not really

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to make a reference to best movie ever, Bring It On 2.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Eliza Duchscherer (or whatever) in it?

by non sequitur on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I said it’s a good movie.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, i like it!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make up your mind.

Then get someone to type it for you in a clear, concise form understandable by anyone not spinning on PCP.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever tried PCP or sugar?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

A whole dusted joint of it when I was 14.

But everything was more potent then.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to be sarcastic, but i guess that humor just doesnt get to you, anyway, and like i said, there isn’t anything that really bothers me, and makes me unhappy, like the giants, they don’t make me unhappy… and PCP is bad Victor, come on!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So wait… this isn’t a sarcastic exchange between you guys? Wow.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, we’re meeting outside ATT in July and you guys are welcome to see this, haha

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be in shorts.

LOVE that foggy night air circulatin’ round the saggies.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll be in my boxers, let’s do it!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

saggies?

you named your testes the saggies?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, it’s better than what I named mine.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone see South Park last night?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This conversation reminded me of it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bouncy Balls.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the appropriate moment they respond to the Yellow Magic Orchestra’s rendition of “Tighten Up”.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m laughing. yes, very much, laughing

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s got to change the slogan of the site to this.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so conflicted!

My current team is playing a great game, while the team of my youth is looking painfully inept. Divided loyalties for the loss…

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Apr 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t get it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

get outta here, A’s fan

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't care, to be honest

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEHDDERS WILL FIX IT.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I will go with that.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait! what?

There’s a game on???
What channel?

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, his head is flat

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEDDERS!!!!!!

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Apr 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants doing their part to make sure that this game doesn’t drag on any longer then it needs too.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Good gawd Justin Doucher. AL Cy Young 2010

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll be saying the same thing of Ronny Paulino soon.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over/under

Giants will have 32.5 PAs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Under.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERES the bengie we know

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s Duchscherererererer’s pitch count? 22?

by non sequitur on Apr 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

50 less than 109

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

4

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still wishing we had made a play for Duchscherererererererer

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer has the creepy stare going really well for him.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I noticed that, but I am attributing it to being interviewed by Amy G.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, the frayed hair sticking out of the cap and the beard really sell the creepy factor.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he came up with our new slogan.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, consider who he’s looking at.

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lol’d

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. just thinking that.

I think he wants to jump amys bones

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that's gross.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

groug is looking at himself in 5 or 6 years.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, Amy…

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Saw SD’s girl the other day. Wow.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow. The Giants look slow, fat, bad and old.

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Apr 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have stayed in Arizona.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You give them too much credit.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who you calling…….oh, carry on.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But at least they have their hair.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate says hi

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He misplayed a ball into a DFA earlier this game, so the point doesn’t stand.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

technically it caroned off the wall.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caromed

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought something about my spelling felt wrong.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carrotted.

It did carom in a weird way, but he still misplayed it. And really, I think Sabeochy are just looking for reasons to bench him at this point. Defense was all he had. If he does anything that even looks funny in the field, he’s eating pine for the next five months.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoops

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as bald and old.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuuuuuuck. Amy is bad.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how bad the game is

I have Vancouver-LA hockey on NHL Network and I don’t watch hockey.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CANUCKS

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if it would “rag” him we should let him have the cycle. Just to piss him off!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Cyclol

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit The Meh Down!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

/Tim stares out of pen sadly

Enough of this, I getting something to eat.

by srpwrd on Apr 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This is so bad I’m doing my contracts homework

by DFARowand on Apr 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m checking in while working on a term paper. How’s the game going?

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not the game you are looking for.

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not the offense I was hoping for.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, it is offensive.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What game?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what’s your term paper about?

by non sequitur on Apr 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anxiety Disorders and their effect on couples.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have an entire section about being Giants fans?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should, but I don’t have nearly enough space to go into that. I’d need to double the length of the paper to go into that.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a word, straining.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meant to be a joke, but I am in fact not uninterested (sorry for the double negative).

by non sequitur on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pika is very interested

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm interested in knowing

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

your on fire tonight, dude

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TURN BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and why can’t posey ever catch an inning, even in this garbage game?

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

need to keep bengie fresh

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He better get an inning or 2 after father time.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had to PH for Zito in the 3rd, it was the only possible use for him

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz he pinch hit for Zito in the …what? 2nd inning?

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll see Posey, when he is replacing Jorge Posada in New York.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Montero

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWKER SIGHTING

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN I HAZ SUM RUNZ PLZ?
’K
TNX
BUH-BYE

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

here we go bowker

un bore me

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

curve in the dirt

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER FOR MVP!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Long, Vehement Pooper?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker = Starter

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BOW-CICKA-BOW-WOW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

DEAD BIRD!

ill take it

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Apr 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Sun Rises

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did bowker do?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Got jammed, dumped one into shallow left near the foul line.

by non sequitur on Apr 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take it

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

bloop

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloop single along the 3rd base line.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes sees it as a liner up the middle in tomorrows boxscore

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was so bloopy, the box score had it as a fly out for a few minutes

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/game off
/Star Trek DVD on

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

How quickly you turn on your gift.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hangs head in shame

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Careful. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

by non sequitur on Apr 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still convinced that Posey not catching most of the spring was just so the FO could say at the end of spring training “Posey just hasn’t caught enough” and send him down regardless of how good he looked.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as he comes back up in a month, I R OK.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most likely.
But I am in the camp that wants him catching everyday in Fresno.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it just pisses me off that the outcome was predetermined coming in.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was predetermined when fatso was re-signed.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m reaching Benitez levels of hate for Molina

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, that’s why I have the irrational anger about this. I understand now. Thank you.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should be down for a month, regardless

for the FA delay.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not so hung up on the FA delay. If he could help the team jump out to a winning record at the start of the season, I’d rather see him play. If he needs more regular ABs down in AAA for his own development, then I’m okay with him starting in Fresno.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit. It’s only the bottom of the 6th?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes! It’s back!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What IS it?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

gar

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Grand Army of the Republic?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t look like a Civil War vet to me.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

gar

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

check out the second option on the google page, you just linked

Anyways… chasm.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I realized once i clicked the link that I failed on that one. Just having fun.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the lmgtfy.

Excellent stuff.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bhaakon linked it one time and I bookmarked it.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

striking resemblance to Sen Robert Byrd

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by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping Vic would have it ready!

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES, TWSS

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHAAAAAAAAARRRRRGE!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

2 hits and a walk and the A’s go apeshit with meetings. Zito gives upu 5 in 3 innings and no one cares.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duchschereererererer has that depression thing, they need to keep an eye on him.

When Zito is down, he has his millions of dollars and weed.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA WALK WITH ME

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone is going to have to answer to shawon after this inning.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t screw this up, Huff

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm… it’s 12: go out?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Well you won’t be missing anything here.

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, great point

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll miss some victor smack talk.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, victor, smack talk, that’s nonsense

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll get really drunk and we’ll have some really entertaining threads.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO BAD I CANT DO THAT NO MOAR CUZ IM SMARTER THAN THAT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drunk threads are awesome. Although, I’d be hard-pressed to find one that tops this one (warning: non-McC SBN blog).

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by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re at college, you don’t get drunk

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, you just get wasted.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

for sure, apparently i’m the lame one who stays here some nights to just get hammered with friends and not go out to spend money at the bar

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re lame, I’d hate to learn what I’m considered.

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by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worked 3 jobs to put myself through college, I never had time for any of that “fun stuff.”

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait… you go out, have to go out to the bars, right?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t. I live so far from campus or for that matter bars within walking distance that I’m usually DD. All of my drinking is done at home in the company of my friends.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i definitely did that during high school, and that is exactly how i felt during my High School years at least!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I live a half hour away from campus, so I’d feel like a jackass if I asked anyone to drive me home.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i mean, i’d just say, “stay at my place”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that for a little while, while I was close. Now I live with my Fiancee’s parents and we don’t really do the party thing there. Mainly, I’ll drive and we’ll go to the clubs at the casino’s occasionally

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, you pretty much got stuck with the DD, i mean, who knows, things might change there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I hope to move out in a few months. Once I’m back in town, it’ll get better.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

brighter future ahead

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t drink, so no. I stay in the dorm and play board games and watch movies.

Plus, there aren’t really any bars around here. If you want to get drunk, you go to a frat. Unless you’re a guy, then you’re SOL because guys can’t get into frat parties.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

my freshman year, i did that, and to me, i didn’t really care, i went bowling with friends, watched TV, Movies, board games…. Well, is Pike really big down there? i’d assume it is, because i’ve heard about it… i’m at Pike here at Miami, and it sounds like it’s pretty big down there

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the giants score a run, then celebrate by going out. If the Giants don’t score a run, go out to drown your sorrows.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

already had 12 beers, i’m good though surprisingly

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or not so surprisingly.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, if you did this past 30, you would make Bengie look skinny.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… i’m only 6’ 3 240… but i at least work out, and don’t drink every day, just thursday through saturday

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always was jealous of my friends in college as they could go out and drink on Thursdays while in college. I had a job that I had to be at 7am Friday mornings, you know, to have money to eat food once in a while. Yeah, that sucked.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok… come on, don’t make me feel bad, i totally understand that, i’ve never worked a day in my life to be honest, i never did. And there’s not a day that goes by that i think about that, because my parents did that, so i’ll do whatever it takes. So truly, i get it, not on your scale, but i do

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not trying to make you feel bad. I am telling you that I wish I could have stayed out and late and drank on Thursdays. I missed a lot of parties because of it.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, for sure, i totally understand, and to be honest, i have friends that can’t at all, and obviously they feel jealous, but i’ve gotten to the point where i just don’t care about drinking for a night, since i just want to chill or relax, watch a movie, play games, watch a giants game, go bowling, talk, do something like that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm. not nearly enough.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY NOT

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

grumble

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Mehhhhhh some little comment

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys,

I’m beginning to think Huff won’t be the answer to the team’s offensive troubles.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You might be onto something here.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

well kicked

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, uh, finally got my assignment open

And now I find out that I need to interview people to gauge the convention wisdom on the US’s rise to a world power.

So, why and how did America become the most powerful nation in the world? And it can be a one word answer like “nukes” or whatever.

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by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nukes

or whatever

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

baseball

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its partly because our country was never ravaged by the physical tolls of the world wars. all of them were fought in Europe, then we came in with our industry to help rebuild the pieces.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz the rest of the planet was pretty much a mess after WWII ?

Mr. Merope along similar lines says: isolation

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The industrial revolution may have had something to do with it. Immigrants, too.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this sequence
Badass immigrants, Industrial revolution, militaristic ideals, militaristic spending, lack of home turf wars, spread of liberty/democracy, oil.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d probably just say “money” but the US has so many issues right now, and i just hate the fact that we have “power” it scares me

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

America Is Magic Inside.

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by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

orange creamsickles

and Snakes Alive roadside attractions

by nogooddeed on Apr 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foundation of its government (constitution) which was unlike any other country in the world at the time, a minimalist government that maximized individual freedon, tapping into its people’s ideas more efficiently than any other nation.

One big thing: private property has been protected very strongly in this nation compared to others.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks everyone for the help. Also, you’ve just disproven my professor’s incredibly annoying hypothesis that Americans know jack shit about history, so way to go!

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I love history. It really is awesome.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love history too, history of the earth that is, since i am a geography major

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re not normal.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m going to say that people that hang out on a nerdy baseball board are both not normal and also more likely to be knowledgable about the world around us

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, small and goofy sample size ftw!!!

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know nothing about Huff. Is he a dead pull hitter or does he sometimes go the other way? I’m not looking forward to him rolling over outside pitches all season long.

by non sequitur on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

prepare to be disappointed.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he a dead pull hitter ?

by nogooddeed on Apr 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that inning was fun, back to writing this paper.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This Fox could be fantastic.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Certainly not Mike Fox.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nelly Furtado

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rapper Nelly

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nelly and his Tip Drill.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Nellie Nelson

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich Donnelly

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Van Dyke

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tricky

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trick Daddy

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daddy Mac

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis Black

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blackie Schwamb

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston Legal

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Legally Blonde

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ivar's Clam Chowder

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by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Legal Eagle

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever seen that music video?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This batter reminds me of Velez

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not going well.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re still watching?

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s this stupid fandom, I think you can only remove it with a shotgun blast. But it forces me to watch.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

your move on words with friends, if you need a distraction

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh, I guess I should find my phone. Are you still kicking my ass this game?

oh it was under Perry.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a person or an animal?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perry the Platapus

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m only up by 17 this time.

you won last game, didn’t you?

I’m enjoying playing. I’m thinking of studying some words and going down to the monthly tournament in Berkeley and really getting my ass kicked.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy hell. I could never do that. Those people are hard core.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I’m sure they are.

I’m averaging 350+, and I’m curious what I could do. Could use a competitive outlet.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis defense

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If anyone wants to see the new Target Field in Minnesota on TV, it’s on MLB Net tomorrow at 3 PM.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/makes note of it,

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they are playing the Cardinals.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLside

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It has a pulse.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

you do??

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not my wrist, son.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha… oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t know you had one

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

how could he tell?

there’s chocolate lube EVERYWHERE

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made me laugh

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I like to move around and I didn't want to have to go looking for it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Propellering?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made ME laugh

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romosexuals to arms!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m really glad we don’t have to play the A’s more often this season. Their starters seem to have enough stuff that they would make us look like this quite often.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m really glad we don’t have to play the A’sAL more often this season.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that’s true

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo looks different

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah - what is it?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shave and a haircut?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two bits

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commander Clank sighting!

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT!!!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put in Wotus!!

proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!

by The Thrill on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Settle down, dad.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is this the part where our young guys come back to win the game?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Apr 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes! oh wait, schierholtz and posey are already out of the game.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cust look like he ate an entire deep fryer full of garlic fries.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

personally, I’d like to see Crawford send one deep.

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I think there are more seagulls than fans in the park.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoever still cares about this game is stupid

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The Arbiter has spoken.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game didn’t matter at first pitch.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what i said from the start

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still nice to see ball at AT&T

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure, without doubt

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD You Durazo wannabe.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow this sure was a baseball game huh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to see one of those gulls anoint that green A's hat.

Good contrast.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAWG SIGHTING!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Put that guy in!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are people sticking around for this??

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like the game is sold out… why don’t the stupid people JUST MOVE!!!

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That was my thought.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, the box score I had up broke. damn you, MLB!

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon talking about Baseball Info Solutions

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

and UZR

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should do that on Sunday's game

to watch Joe Morgan have a breakdown

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

David B. seems to know exactly what he is talking about.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t Adam Rosales a Red?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

traded in the offseason

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

nodoubledigitnodoubledigitnodoubledigitnodoubledigit

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sooooooooo……..
anybody have Easter plans?

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Us either, I was trying to ignore the Giants AND live vicariously…

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Saturday is my wife’s parent’s anniversary and we are trying to get them to drive down here so we can watch her bro and sister and we will send them out to dinner. They never go out on their own.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poll

Should Easter be a gift giving holiday?

Like Jesus popped up and started handing out Peeps to his, um, peeps…

When my son was five he asked “When’s Easter? I wonder what I’m gonna get.”
Trust me, I had nothing to do with that. I’m old…school…

I’m not religious, but I always thought it was more of a rejuvenatory/celebratory day, and the commercial aspect that clogs Christmas shouldn’t tarnish it.
Plus, I didn’t have anything for him that year.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would usually get a new baseball hat that would be used as a basket with a few pieces of chocolate candy in it.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grandparents (mine, my mom for my nieces and nephews) seem to use it as a gift giving holiday. I am pretty meh on the whole thing.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposed to rain.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Too much traffic on Easter day.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ham at the mom in law’s

going to be terrible

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to my Fiancee’s grandparents to have a big family dinner and easter egg hunt

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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

traditional Fatal Attraction dinner

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could switch it up by using cabbit instead...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Opening Day commercials.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dishin’ with DeRosa?

Man he did not like that.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan Brown is filling in for Baggs and said blogged this:

Fred Lewis looks like a lock for the disabled list. A sore left rib cage kept him from doing much than leg work Thursday. "Running doesn’t bother me at all,’’ he said.

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2010/04/01/giants-lewis-looks-headed-for-d-l/#more-2800

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKAY! Time to roll out my first ever photoshop

<img src=“”http://www.flickr.com/photos/49006658@N08/4482929976/" title=“Grim_Runzler3 by AJLewis921, on Flickr”>Grim_Runzler3"/>

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing it doesn’t count.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a series of firsts, I also made my first omelette tonight. It turned out better than the photoshop.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like Fred Lewis

/ducks

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by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apologies for it, me, and its formatting being terrible.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good place to play with new toys is the fanshot area… cuz you can delete your own post and no one will ever have to see your disgrace.

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could at least lie and say I did a good job.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you look closely at the hourglass, you can see Andre Ethier trapped in the top bulb, banging his fist on the glass. Unfortunately, it’s pretty hard to see at this resolution, but the amusement I had while making it more than makes up for that fact.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a rumor about some spinoff blogspot for the OT posters.

What came of it I have no idea…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who you callin’ an OT poster, bub?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not your bub, fella.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not your fella, dude.

by Merope on Apr 2, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW MORE STRIKES

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLAHAHAHAHA! You are nothing next to Dan Runzler! NOTHING!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I really did wait through this entire game just to see Runzler.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teach him to wear his cap straight.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll teach you to not talk nonsense.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a suggestion

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suggestion noted. Suggestion drowned in motor oil.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gemma Arterton

nice

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

2Ks, dominant slider.

In line for the win! The night is a success!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Apr 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a player of the game?

OIC…

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

A series of polls on the NL West: http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/poll/_/id/4167/which-team-wins-nl-west#top

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot

There’s no earthly way of knowing.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chad Billingsley...

Better than Matt Cain sez ESPN fans.

by Uncle Russel on Apr 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

As is Chris Young apparently...

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Apr 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are the fail images ready for the post game festivities?

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Like this?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Apr 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap!

is that Timmy?!?!?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Bengie could have been safe at first there.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon is now talking about Joe Posnonski (sp?)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

what’s the score, MLB crapped out on me a while ago.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

A lot to a little

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too Many to Nowhere Near That

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

boo. though the 109 was clever

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was NOT a ballgame!

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

More like a massacre.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOO O’DOWD

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Apr 1, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

And I was looking forward to that all day?

by Merope on Apr 1, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope you purged whatever it was that made you want that.

Start looking forward to winz now, ’kay?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! Baseball is back!

by Uncle Russel on Apr 1, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that anyone is still here, but points against Robert Byrd

it took until 1982 (1982!!!) for him to realize that black people love their children as much as he does his.

holy cats.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

yay, water!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY, nobody cares

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Apr 1, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Our survey SAID…”

Bring the fantasy riddled Gallup poll results that conclusively display the evidence supporting your rather all encompassing declaration. Dude.

Me, I’m sort of fond of the compound.
You cannot eliminate it, you can only displace it.

And when those ijits who insist on sucking on Lake Mead’s greasy teat figure out that they need to displace it from somewhere else if they want to remain hydrated while handing the mortgage to the Nevada Gambling Comission then the welders of the world will have one HELL of a party…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The most exciting news of the decade

Anna Paquin has entered herself into an entirely new variety of fantasies. I post this here because it would be in bad taste in a well-trafficked thread.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what the minimum level of stardom and notoriety is for your sexual preferences to be news.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Apr 1, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

She may well be the line. But would it be news had Ricky Martin remained in the closet or whatever he was in?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 1, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, what’d I miss?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Apr 1, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

the fact that you’ve not made a single move in our words with friends game.

:)

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 1, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see any games with you listed…

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Apr 1, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh

you are Natto there too, right?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Apr 2, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

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