Open Game Thread 2: String Training
This thread is either for good luck or for lulz. The Giants will decide, I'm sure.
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LAWN!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol at Zito not even getting an at bat
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Aubreyglue sounds pretty gross
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Yeah.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I got a facebook promotion at work today. They made me the admin for out company page. How much of a raise should I ask for?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Ten million e-dollars.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
One million Stanleynickles.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Pie.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That’s what I was thinking. But I don’t know how much and what flavor to ask for.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
How about Boston Cream?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I was thinking Banana Cream
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well, at least I won’t have to feel conflicted about watching Community tonight…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
That's no lawn.
That’s a space station!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s too green to be a space station.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m impressed that you were able to make a wry comment and pull up a relevant xkcd comic in the space of a minute.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Since when is Sacramento in the Bay Area?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
SINCE FOREVER
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not quite, Lake Tahoe more or less.
Eureka is North Bay
and of Course LA is the center of the southbay.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, it’s that guy from the boring interview.
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
IT’S AWESOME, BAAAYBEEEE!
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ten hits allowed in 17 IP! He must be good!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bam Bam looks uncomfortable
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Look who he’s standing next to.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I think you’ve had enough.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Enough?
Is there such a thing?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
a spanish one, english? kinda
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
This is going to be a long season.
That’s about all I’ll probably have to say tonight.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
PLEASE FIX THE ADOPTION DRAFT
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Fix?
I saw there was another thread open, I’ve just been so busy lately having to transfer to another location at my work.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
i would rather have a mod running it. and the table cannot be edited, and we need to add like a clock to it. Or people (like me) won’t draft until the offseason, of 2015.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Compton's Very Own -- Coco Crisp
Scrappy as they come?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Just Got Here
Where can I get in on the action on my computer?
No cable TV. Sucks for me.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Can’t get it or price? I know some of the other SBN sites had a Comcast deal going around. Check out Minor League Ball within the last few weeks.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
My parents wouldn’t approve.
And our TV actually gets one channel. Channel 11.
Our normal channels antenna (or whatever it’s called) doesn’t even work. I go to my aunt’s house to see games.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
/awkward stares
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
OT: I hate when professors put assignments in .pptx and .docx
Why can’t they just be .ppt or .doc? Why do they have to get all fancy on us and make us download the previewer when we already have the programs – albeit older versions of them – already installed on our computers??
Also, I’m lazy.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Except it’s not, only one of my professors uses 2007. He’s also the least tech-savvy. It’s kind of funny watching him struggle with power point. And the internet in general.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I hate 2007. It’s such a change from everything else, it takes me a while to find most things i can see him struggle with 2007 powerpoint.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
I don’t think 2007 is so bad. It’s just a different menu style. Takes an adjustment.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure it wouldn’t be horrible, I just haven’t gotten a chance to do anything in it but at one of our work computers, where I don’t really use it as i would normally, just opening and closing files.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
There’s a patch for that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Download “fileformatconverter.exe” from MS. Solves all this crap.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
hard to do when you’re in college bro, hence, i have a paper due next week… haven’t started yet
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ME TOO!
Hence, the downloading of the assignment.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Procrastination isn’t laziness…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be lazy later.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
OH NO A THESIS!!!!!! whatever, it’s cool, pull yourself together, it’s SPRING TRAINING, get a life
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Actually, it’s kind of a joke. Freaking 20 page limit. I have 14 pages of methods at the moment in an “appendix”.
Ahh, 20 pages? That’s not too bad. One of my friends accidentally signed up for a senior seminar this year as a freshman, and she had to write a 40 page thesis.
But then again, you do have to try and talk about something for 20 pages. No envying you here.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ouch, that sucks. According to my calendar, my university’s thesis due date was today. Someone at my college has a cruel, cruel sense of humor.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
THANK YOU!!!!!!! fucking pisses me off
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
They don’t know how to do it?
I’m even in the business world, and some of our computers use 2007 office, some are 2003. (Also, some of our computers are Windows 2000 even.) We can’t even open some of the files.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
I really hate how Microsoft did that, too.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I have Office 2008 for Mac, and it pisses me off daily.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
God it’s a piece of shit.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well, when it’s on a Mac….
OH NO I STARTED IT
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
HOW DARE YOU
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Pretty much when people come in asking for Mac products and we don’t have it they ask for suggestions and I say, “Get a PC.”
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
Office Depot, or something, right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate using Photoshop and Dreamweaver on a Mac. I know that sounds weird, but I just hate all the little windows cluttering up my screen. And I have yet to figure out how to consistently work the home network sharing between my mom’s Mac and my PC, but it might be because of the whole different OS thing.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
What little windows?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The ones with each individual Photoshop file. I’m working with an older Mac OS, so that might have changed since, but even if you click over to, say, Firefox, the windows containing Photoshop files are still lurking in the background until eventually you can’t see the desktop.
But that might just be me.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Use spaces if you got it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
School computer, so I’m not allowed to download anything. Stupid thing doesn’t even have the latest version of flash, which really helps when you’re using it for a web design class that uses flash.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It should be under System Prefs then select Expose & Spaces
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, okay, will try that the next time I use it.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I don’t know if Tiger or the older ones have it, but Leopard and Snow Leopard do.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
when you buy a schools computer it comes with shit you have to install, it’s bullshit, it’s just another way for them to make money
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s actually a computer lab desktop that I’m assigned to for a class, so I don’t have to pay for it or anything. But it’s still annoying.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
wow really? that’s even more bullshit… so you’re stuck in a lab right now? or no?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nah, I have my own laptop PC for my other classes. It’s just for Web Design, we all have to use the Mac desktops so there’s some continuity in the lessons and so everyone doesn’t have to go out and buy/illegally download all the Adobe software.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
oh, well then there you’re screwed, so you’re forced to use Mac desktops? How far of a walk is it to use the desktops for the school?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Lucky for me, the lab is only a 7 minute walk (and 3 minute bike ride) from my dorm, so working on projects isn’t a hassle. It’s just having to learn the ins and outs of Macs while also doing the exercises that’s annoying (and by doing the exercises, I mean going on Facebook).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
yea, i totally understand that, i had to do this during photoshop in high school, i usually had a PC, but going on facebook is pretty common in college, more like an hourly thing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
For my earthquakes lecture, the only reason I have my laptop is to go on Facebook. I have a spiral notebook for all my notes, lol.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I had a lecture class 2 autumns ago that was soooo bad and the instructor so old. We’d bring our laptops and chat on Yahoo messenger.
“Didn’t she just tell that story last week?”
“And the week before!”
Man that was bad!
Three more classes and I never ever want to take another class! Ever!!
The network sharing seems easier under Snow Leopard.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF THEM
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
BRING BACK DOUG, DUHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I like the new CSN graphics.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
The score looks the same
Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
What's new
other than the oversized “LIVE” piece?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
HI!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
reply fail. was meant for the A’s fan above.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
In heaven??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
yes, that one.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If you are watching this on MLB Network, it’s cut off.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
So it seems that Extra Innings doesn’t officially start until Monday…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright MCC, I ask for the assistance of your baseball knowledge..
I am trying to find a player that played for the Giants, Red Sox, and A’s, that didnt play for the Dodgers.
I thought I found one with Darren Lewis but he played for LA part of one year.
Its a tough one, but I dont have as rich of knowledge of past players as some on here might, so I turn to the McCoven for help.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
Evans?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Dave Henderson.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I had not idea Dave Henderson was ever a Giant
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Loud Out
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Q for the Mods
Have we confirmed that Steve S will be coming back to do the minor lines? Those were a joy last season.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I hope so. Doesn’t he just show up as quietly as he disappears ?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
seems like it
I dont remember hearing anything from him since the season ended
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Save it, wil. I know what you are getting at. I was just commenting.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Well if that’s the case, I should at least get a sash and a can of mace.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This magic inside is pretty creepy.
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Shift-A
So, it’s my anniversary. My fella got me a baseball autographed by the 1960 Giants. It’s got McCovey, Cepeda, Alou, etc. on it (22 sigs in all). Mays is a “clubhouse” sig, but the rest are authentic.
I picked the right guy.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yay
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
VERY VERY VERY lucky, that's pretty awesome
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wow, that’s awesome.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
years?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats! I bet you’ll win in the ‘what you had for dinner’ sub thread
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
why?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
There is actually some pretty tasty stuff.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Haha, Visalia. I hate driving down to that place. We have an office there so once a month or so I get forced down there.
Go Oaks!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Oh thats right they changed it. They still have Oaks signs up there when I was at the stadium last month.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I’m Chinese. I eat real Chinese food so I’ve never eaten at Panda Express.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I don’t think of it as authentic Chinese food. But the orange chicken is really good. And so is the new honey walnut shrimp.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
That stuff looks amazing
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
all that sticky sweet stuff will kill you
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Your intestines thank you.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda Express Employee Suite
For people who has and will never eat at Panda Express…
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Total baseball fans in the Panda Express box:
Zero.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
YAY
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLGAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YEAH KUIP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Kuip: "He's got a no hitter."
…2 seconds later…
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
I like how K and K are jinxing Duke.
THE A’S HAVE A SHUTOUT GOING!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
KUIP FTW
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ATTA BOY, SON
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
So… got a ticket today for open container… bullshit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
So the container was closed then?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well... APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SHIT pablo!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
D'OH!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
work tomorrow
gnite folks. Hope I miss an epic comeback
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I smell a new GIF?
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Like this one?
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
by 49er16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd every time.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
OK, enough of this.
The Office and Parks are waiting for me on the DVR…
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Renteria is throwing well.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
nice arm raise there DeRosa.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I recall getting yelled at for doing that is HS. It showcased my lack of speed.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
DUH ROSA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Pew-say-tas
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Trivia
Hmm… Brenly, Haller and Molina? Manwaring?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bonds would have had it?
Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Why aren’t you at AN?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
So yea, anybody actually want to drink?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Needing it.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
already started, because technically, it’s not a mess until the season starts
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
still, it’s damned humiliating
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hee hee.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing it’s thirsty Thursday, right?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
“My Ears!”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
one of my faves

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
oh man, I remember that from way back, so funny
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Once again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
good move
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
JT in the radio booth pretending to juggle
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
He's just following the "Zito pretending to pitch" circus clown act.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Lucy threw you out, huh?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean Asian?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TWSS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yes!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Mehdders sighting
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
He'll turn this thing around.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW STRIKES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Sunday IS on TV: MLB Network.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
FINISH HIM!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
dude, Pucetas is not a 'finish him' kinda pitcher
It’s the walks that weird me out. He’s a strikethrower.
by wcw on Apr 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow this is all Buster Posey’s fault.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Where’s Runzler?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OT: TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Concrete roads…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WEST VIRGINIA!!!! MOUNTAIN HALLMARK!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
West Virginia is not a state. My friend whose from there keeps insisting that it is, but it’s not.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It should be called Byrdsyvania
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Everything there is named for Sen Robert Byrd.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
old in that he’s old, but he’s still in office.
He is a master at appropriating funding for his state, and most every big project there get’s his name on it some how.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Also a former member of the KKK.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
of course
when he was a young man, everyone was in WV.
I mean, he was born 3 years after the Civil War ended
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Conspicuous resume point tho
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I’m applying for a college scholarship that has his name on it.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
It’s the “California” category of his scholarship.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Me too!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
What??? i have a friend in Wheeling, i’ve been to Morgantown, and yea, it’s pretty fucking awesome to be honest, plus because of the partying and the wilderness
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s a joke, because, well, it’s called West Virginia, and yet there is no North, East, or South Virginia. Therefore, it is not a state.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Got ya!!!!! good point, but…. if you follow the final four? WVU baby!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
My aforementioned friend keeps reminding me. All the time. Whenever she sees me.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
rec’d, already…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
T…WSS?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
GO WEST VIRGINIA!! BEAT DUKE!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
FUCK YEA!!!!
i might be goin!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
GO DUKE (purely bracket considerations)
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Can you imagine if Duke wins, Dick Vitale would need to see his doctor (longer than 4 hours)?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
DUKE, BAY - BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I’m sorry. I truly am.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
There’s an approximately 50% chance I will be going to Duke next year.
/ducks
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Hope you ain’t going to be one of the Cameron Crazies.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I figure that's inevitable
But I won’t constantly log on to McC to talk about how great Duke is…
OK, maybe just a little….
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
good for you
excellent school.
just don’t play basketball
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
What state is it in?
What state am I in?
I’M GOING CRAZY!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Duke Ducks, no?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Take me home….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants have as many hits as they do errors.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It’s Tragic Inside.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It's Trauma Inside This Thing!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, if you want to put it that way, be my guest victor, cuz whenever i see you post it’s Trauma inside MCC
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh boy, a whole new dimension of fun.
I’m looking forward to this.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, come on man, bring it! you got no idea what you’re getting yourself into
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Now, now. I’m pretty sure that it’s already been brought it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, so true, i really don’t care, again, there are few things i dont care about, victor deserves it, kinda, not really
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I just wanted to make a reference to best movie ever, Bring It On 2.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope. I said it’s a good movie.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Make up your mind.
Then get someone to type it for you in a clear, concise form understandable by anyone not spinning on PCP.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever tried PCP or sugar?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
A whole dusted joint of it when I was 14.
But everything was more potent then.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying to be sarcastic, but i guess that humor just doesnt get to you, anyway, and like i said, there isn’t anything that really bothers me, and makes me unhappy, like the giants, they don’t make me unhappy… and PCP is bad Victor, come on!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
So wait… this isn’t a sarcastic exchange between you guys? Wow.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, we’re meeting outside ATT in July and you guys are welcome to see this, haha
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'll be in shorts.
LOVE that foggy night air circulatin’ round the saggies.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
saggies?
you named your testes the saggies?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
To be fair, it’s better than what I named mine.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone see South Park last night?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
This conversation reminded me of it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
At the appropriate moment they respond to the Yellow Magic Orchestra’s rendition of “Tighten Up”.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m laughing. yes, very much, laughing
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so conflicted!
My current team is playing a great game, while the team of my youth is looking painfully inept. Divided loyalties for the loss…
I've been Honked...
I don’t get it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
get outta here, A’s fan
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/shift-A
Game sucks.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
I dont know what it is, but Brandon Medders really really bores me.
good 1 pitch out though.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
well, his head is flat
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ll be saying the same thing of Ronny Paulino soon.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Over/under
Giants will have 32.5 PAs
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
50 less than 109
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
4
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Wellemeyer has the creepy stare going really well for him.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Now that's gross.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
groug is looking at himself in 5 or 6 years.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeez, Amy…
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Saw SD’s girl the other day. Wow.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
wow. The Giants look slow, fat, bad and old.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
You give them too much credit.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
But at least they have their hair.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate says hi
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He misplayed a ball into a DFA earlier this game, so the point doesn’t stand.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
technically it caroned off the wall.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Caromed
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I thought something about my spelling felt wrong.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Carrotted.
It did carom in a weird way, but he still misplayed it. And really, I think Sabeochy are just looking for reasons to bench him at this point. Defense was all he had. If he does anything that even looks funny in the field, he’s eating pine for the next five months.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
If it means bowker, I may accept it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
whoops
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I read this as bald and old.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
This is how bad the game is
I have Vancouver-LA hockey on NHL Network and I don’t watch hockey.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL CANUCKS
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I’m checking in while working on a term paper. How’s the game going?
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Meh.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This is not the offense I was hoping for.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Still, it is offensive.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Anxiety Disorders and their effect on couples.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have an entire section about being Giants fans?
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I should, but I don’t have nearly enough space to go into that. I’d need to double the length of the paper to go into that.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Pika is very interested
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
your on fire tonight, dude
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
and why can’t posey ever catch an inning, even in this garbage game?
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
need to keep bengie fresh
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
He better get an inning or 2 after father time.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
he had to PH for Zito in the 3rd, it was the only possible use for him
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll see Posey, when he is replacing Jorge Posada in New York.
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Jesus Montero
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker = Starter
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SCOTT SUCKS
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what did bowker do?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
bloop
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sabes sees it as a liner up the middle in tomorrows boxscore
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
it was so bloopy, the box score had it as a fly out for a few minutes
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
How quickly you turn on your gift.
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I’m still convinced that Posey not catching most of the spring was just so the FO could say at the end of spring training “Posey just hasn’t caught enough” and send him down regardless of how good he looked.
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As long as he comes back up in a month, I R OK.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Most likely.
But I am in the camp that wants him catching everyday in Fresno.
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I’m in this line.
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yeah, it just pisses me off that the outcome was predetermined coming in.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It was predetermined when fatso was re-signed.
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oh, that’s why I have the irrational anger about this. I understand now. Thank you.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
he should be down for a month, regardless
for the FA delay.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
I’m not so hung up on the FA delay. If he could help the team jump out to a winning record at the start of the season, I’d rather see him play. If he needs more regular ABs down in AAA for his own development, then I’m okay with him starting in Fresno.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
RALLY GAR
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
yes! It’s back!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
What IS it?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
gar
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The Grand Army of the Republic?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Doesn’t look like a Civil War vet to me.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
check out the second option on the google page, you just linked
Anyways… chasm.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I know. I realized once i clicked the link that I failed on that one. Just having fun.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the lmgtfy.
Excellent stuff.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Bhaakon linked it one time and I bookmarked it.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
striking resemblance to Sen Robert Byrd
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
I was hoping Vic would have it ready!
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YES YES, TWSS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CHAAAAAAAAARRRRRGE!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
2 hits and a walk and the A’s go apeshit with meetings. Zito gives upu 5 in 3 innings and no one cares.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Duchschereererererer has that depression thing, they need to keep an eye on him.
When Zito is down, he has his millions of dollars and weed.
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PANDA WALK WITH ME
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Someone is going to have to answer to shawon after this inning.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t screw this up, Huff
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He’ll miss some victor smack talk.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He’ll get really drunk and we’ll have some really entertaining threads.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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TOO BAD I CANT DO THAT NO MOAR CUZ IM SMARTER THAN THAT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Drunk threads are awesome. Although, I’d be hard-pressed to find one that tops this one (warning: non-McC SBN blog).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
you’re at college, you don’t get drunk
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Right, you just get wasted.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
for sure, apparently i’m the lame one who stays here some nights to just get hammered with friends and not go out to spend money at the bar
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
If you’re lame, I’d hate to learn what I’m considered.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
wait… you go out, have to go out to the bars, right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t. I live so far from campus or for that matter bars within walking distance that I’m usually DD. All of my drinking is done at home in the company of my friends.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
i definitely did that during high school, and that is exactly how i felt during my High School years at least!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah, I live a half hour away from campus, so I’d feel like a jackass if I asked anyone to drive me home.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, i mean, i’d just say, “stay at my place”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I did that for a little while, while I was close. Now I live with my Fiancee’s parents and we don’t really do the party thing there. Mainly, I’ll drive and we’ll go to the clubs at the casino’s occasionally
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, you pretty much got stuck with the DD, i mean, who knows, things might change there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I hope to move out in a few months. Once I’m back in town, it’ll get better.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t drink, so no. I stay in the dorm and play board games and watch movies.
Plus, there aren’t really any bars around here. If you want to get drunk, you go to a frat. Unless you’re a guy, then you’re SOL because guys can’t get into frat parties.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
my freshman year, i did that, and to me, i didn’t really care, i went bowling with friends, watched TV, Movies, board games…. Well, is Pike really big down there? i’d assume it is, because i’ve heard about it… i’m at Pike here at Miami, and it sounds like it’s pretty big down there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
If the giants score a run, then celebrate by going out. If the Giants don’t score a run, go out to drown your sorrows.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
already had 12 beers, i’m good though surprisingly
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Or not so surprisingly.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Dude, if you did this past 30, you would make Bengie look skinny.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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yea… i’m only 6’ 3 240… but i at least work out, and don’t drink every day, just thursday through saturday
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I always was jealous of my friends in college as they could go out and drink on Thursdays while in college. I had a job that I had to be at 7am Friday mornings, you know, to have money to eat food once in a while. Yeah, that sucked.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
ok… come on, don’t make me feel bad, i totally understand that, i’ve never worked a day in my life to be honest, i never did. And there’s not a day that goes by that i think about that, because my parents did that, so i’ll do whatever it takes. So truly, i get it, not on your scale, but i do
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I am not trying to make you feel bad. I am telling you that I wish I could have stayed out and late and drank on Thursdays. I missed a lot of parties because of it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
no, for sure, i totally understand, and to be honest, i have friends that can’t at all, and obviously they feel jealous, but i’ve gotten to the point where i just don’t care about drinking for a night, since i just want to chill or relax, watch a movie, play games, watch a giants game, go bowling, talk, do something like that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
hmm. not nearly enough.
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
grumble
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Yeah, lets pull that outside pitch.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Hey guys,
I’m beginning to think Huff won’t be the answer to the team’s offensive troubles.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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You might be onto something here.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
well kicked
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
So, uh, finally got my assignment open
And now I find out that I need to interview people to gauge the convention wisdom on the US’s rise to a world power.
So, why and how did America become the most powerful nation in the world? And it can be a one word answer like “nukes” or whatever.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
baseball
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Its partly because our country was never ravaged by the physical tolls of the world wars. all of them were fought in Europe, then we came in with our industry to help rebuild the pieces.
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The industrial revolution may have had something to do with it. Immigrants, too.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
In this sequence
Badass immigrants, Industrial revolution, militaristic ideals, militaristic spending, lack of home turf wars, spread of liberty/democracy, oil.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
America Is Magic Inside.
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Foundation of its government (constitution) which was unlike any other country in the world at the time, a minimalist government that maximized individual freedon, tapping into its people’s ideas more efficiently than any other nation.
One big thing: private property has been protected very strongly in this nation compared to others.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Thanks everyone for the help. Also, you’ve just disproven my professor’s incredibly annoying hypothesis that Americans know jack shit about history, so way to go!
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Fools and Sages
Man I love history. It really is awesome.
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+109
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
+109
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
yeah
I’m going to say that people that hang out on a nerdy baseball board are both not normal and also more likely to be knowledgable about the world around us
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
I know nothing about Huff. Is he a dead pull hitter or does he sometimes go the other way? I’m not looking forward to him rolling over outside pitches all season long.
This Fox could be fantastic.
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Certainly not Mike Fox.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Nelly Furtado
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Nelly and his Tip Drill.
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Rich Donnelly
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Dick Van Dyke
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Tricky
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Daddy Mac
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Lewis Black
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Blackie Schwamb
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Boston Legal
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Legally Blonde
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ivar's Clam Chowder
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
This batter reminds me of Velez
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
This is not going well.
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It’s this stupid fandom, I think you can only remove it with a shotgun blast. But it forces me to watch.
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your move on words with friends, if you need a distraction
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
huh, I guess I should find my phone. Are you still kicking my ass this game?
oh it was under Perry.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
is that a person or an animal?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Perry the Platapus

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I’m only up by 17 this time.
you won last game, didn’t you?
I’m enjoying playing. I’m thinking of studying some words and going down to the monthly tournament in Berkeley and really getting my ass kicked.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Holy hell. I could never do that. Those people are hard core.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
If anyone wants to see the new Target Field in Minnesota on TV, it’s on MLB Net tomorrow at 3 PM.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
/makes note of it,
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It has a pulse.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
That's not my wrist, son.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
how could he tell?
there’s chocolate lube EVERYWHERE
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Made me laugh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I like to move around and I didn't want to have to go looking for it.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Propellering?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Made ME laugh
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m really glad we don’t have to play the A’s more often this season. Their starters seem to have enough stuff that they would make us look like this quite often.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
I’m really glad we don’t have to play theA’sAL more often this season.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
yeah, that’s true
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Romo looks different
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah - what is it?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Shave and a haircut?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Put in Wotus!!
proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!
Settle down, dad.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So is this the part where our young guys come back to win the game?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
YES
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
yes! oh wait, schierholtz and posey are already out of the game.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoever still cares about this game is stupid
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The Arbiter has spoken.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This game didn’t matter at first pitch.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Still nice to see ball at AT&T
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow this sure was a baseball game huh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'd like to see one of those gulls anoint that green A's hat.
Good contrast.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
DAWG SIGHTING!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Why are people sticking around for this??
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Jon talking about Baseball Info Solutions
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
and UZR
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
he should do that on Sunday's game
to watch Joe Morgan have a breakdown
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
David B. seems to know exactly what he is talking about.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t Adam Rosales a Red?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
traded in the offseason
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
nodoubledigitnodoubledigitnodoubledigitnodoubledigit
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Heh.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Well Saturday is my wife’s parent’s anniversary and we are trying to get them to drive down here so we can watch her bro and sister and we will send them out to dinner. They never go out on their own.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Poll
Should Easter be a gift giving holiday?
Like Jesus popped up and started handing out Peeps to his, um, peeps…
When my son was five he asked “When’s Easter? I wonder what I’m gonna get.”
Trust me, I had nothing to do with that. I’m old…school…
I’m not religious, but I always thought it was more of a rejuvenatory/celebratory day, and the commercial aspect that clogs Christmas shouldn’t tarnish it.
Plus, I didn’t have anything for him that year.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I would usually get a new baseball hat that would be used as a basket with a few pieces of chocolate candy in it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
No. Too much traffic on Easter day.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Going to my Fiancee’s grandparents to have a big family dinner and easter egg hunt
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
ah
traditional Fatal Attraction dinner
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
You could switch it up by using cabbit instead...
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Dishin’ with DeRosa?
Man he did not like that.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Dan Brown is filling in for Baggs and said blogged this:
Fred Lewis looks like a lock for the disabled list. A sore left rib cage kept him from doing much than leg work Thursday. "Running doesn’t bother me at all,’’ he said.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2010/04/01/giants-lewis-looks-headed-for-d-l/#more-2800
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
OKAY! Time to roll out my first ever photoshop
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"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FAIL
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Pretty much.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Good thing it doesn’t count.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
In a series of firsts, I also made my first omelette tonight. It turned out better than the photoshop.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Apologies for it, me, and its formatting being terrible.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A good place to play with new toys is the fanshot area… cuz you can delete your own post and no one will ever have to see your disgrace.
You could at least lie and say I did a good job.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If you look closely at the hourglass, you can see Andre Ethier trapped in the top bulb, banging his fist on the glass. Unfortunately, it’s pretty hard to see at this resolution, but the amusement I had while making it more than makes up for that fact.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I heard a rumor about some spinoff blogspot for the OT posters.
What came of it I have no idea…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Who you callin’ an OT poster, bub?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm not your bub, fella.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
THROW STRIKES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
THROW MORE STRIKES
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
BLAHAHAHAHA! You are nothing next to Dan Runzler! NOTHING!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I really did wait through this entire game just to see Runzler.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Teach him to wear his cap straight.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll teach you to not talk nonsense.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Just a suggestion
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Suggestion noted. Suggestion drowned in motor oil.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Gemma Arterton
nice
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
2Ks, dominant slider.
In line for the win! The night is a success!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A series of polls on the NL West: http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/poll/_/id/4167/which-team-wins-nl-west#top
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
NL West TempestTeapot
There’s no earthly way of knowing.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Chad Billingsley...
Better than Matt Cain sez ESPN fans.
by Uncle Russel on Apr 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
As is Chris Young apparently...
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Like this?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
holy crap!
is that Timmy?!?!?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Man, Bengie could have been safe at first there.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Jon is now talking about Joe Posnonski (sp?)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
what’s the score, MLB crapped out on me a while ago.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
A lot to a little
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Too Many to Nowhere Near That
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
boo. though the 109 was clever
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Apr 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
More like a massacre.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you purged whatever it was that made you want that.
Start looking forward to winz now, ’kay?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that anyone is still here, but points against Robert Byrd
it took until 1982 (1982!!!) for him to realize that black people love their children as much as he does his.
holy cats.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
yay, water!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
“Our survey SAID…”
Bring the fantasy riddled Gallup poll results that conclusively display the evidence supporting your rather all encompassing declaration. Dude.
Me, I’m sort of fond of the compound.
You cannot eliminate it, you can only displace it.
And when those ijits who insist on sucking on Lake Mead’s greasy teat figure out that they need to displace it from somewhere else if they want to remain hydrated while handing the mortgage to the Nevada Gambling Comission then the welders of the world will have one HELL of a party…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
The most exciting news of the decade
Anna Paquin has entered herself into an entirely new variety of fantasies. I post this here because it would be in bad taste in a well-trafficked thread.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I wonder what the minimum level of stardom and notoriety is for your sexual preferences to be news.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
She may well be the line. But would it be news had Ricky Martin remained in the closet or whatever he was in?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So, what’d I miss?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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the fact that you’ve not made a single move in our words with friends game.
:)
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
I don’t see any games with you listed…
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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