Open GameThread, 4/1
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Cool, an update.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Aww, Vic.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I worship from afar.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I fulfilled half of the flash mob requirements.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
i see your lube, dude
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
My hobby:
Standing in the produce section with a bottle of KY, looking contemplative.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
One man's Ronsonol butane is another man's lube.
What a world, what a world…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
naw, I see it hiding back there…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The chub half.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely needs more propellers…
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
YES!
Is that the Chikin i see?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently i already bought the MLB package… it just renewed from last year, what an idiot
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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May I recommend a ‘My Two Dads’ with Zito as both Paul Reiser and the other guy.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Douche vs Duch
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
LOLineups
CF Aaron Rowand
SS Edgar Renteria
3B Pablo Sandoval
1B Aubrey Huff
LF Mark DeRosa
C Bengie Molina
2B Juan Uribe
RF Nate Schierholtz
P Barry Zito
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
pretty sure this is the opening day lineup
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/has a sad
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I would much prefer Bowker
IMO Nate=4th OF
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Either way, have them both on the team, and compete
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah I guess
although I could just see a scenario where Schierholtz starts and Bowker is expected to come in during the middle of the season and doesn’t get a hit in 2 AB’s and is sent to Fresno and becomes a white Fred Lewis
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
doubt it
i dont see that at all, they have to just have consistent at bats, all i care about, and they have solid back ups either way
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think if Bowker struggles in a SSS he'll quickly get benched
I wish I could believe that he would be given a legit shot but I don’t trust the org. to do the smart thing.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
well he’ll be BENCHED, wont be in the minors
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think if he struggles
they’ll exercise his option. Velez’s with his speed and versatility will be on the bench. I piece of me just died writing that.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Wait, they’re planning on playing him at SSS? It was ridiculous enough when they tried to play him at 1BB!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
VERSATILITY!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Aperture Opponight Order or Batters!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry, by next year, at least, Bengie will be gone.
Now that he’s not in the cleanup spot, I’m sure his RBI numbers are going to drop big time. Then, all those people who were clinging to his RBI numbers will be SOL.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
Don’t worry, by next year, at least, Bengie will be gone
Not if Brian Sabean has anything to say about it
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Sabean quote
“Bengie is a gamer and Buster is not ready to start. We are proud to re-sign Bengie to a 3 year extension.”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I should be sad
but I accept it as inevitable
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I forgot.
Bengie’s “good” years would still be in the 3-year window Sabes looks back on. So, assuming Bengie remains out of the cleanup spot from now on, he should be gone by 2013.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
So, assuming Bengie remains out of the cleanup spot from now on
Not ifBrian SabeanBork has anything to say about it
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
You're too good at this.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
Live on MLB Net for those without CSN Bay Area (same feed).
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
For those of you without cable
Link should work around game time. Just make sure you have streamtorrent installed and you should be all gravy.
http://www.myp2pforum.eu/threads/35745-Streaming-MLB-Today-Spring-Training-Thurs-Mar-32
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
Mmmm, gravy.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 1, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed.
Oh and do a GIS search of gravy…couple of disturbing pictures in the top 5…
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
with or without safe search off?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I have mine on moderate
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
PRUDE
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I have the watered down Yahoo image search.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody know how to do this with a Mac?
Or is it Windows only?
love the vm
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
dude, that’s exactly what I do—what gear are you on?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
well, I’m still using ArcView, maybe that’s the difference. Laptops don’t have the greatest data bus’s either, compared to desktops.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Possibly. It really sucks that they haven’t ported ArcGIS to Mac. Actually, I’m just pissed off ArcGIS is the industry standard, thing is like stuck in 1997 in terms of accessibility.
I gotta transfer over to GRASS or uDig.
been down that road, not pretty
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s my inkling. Just ticks me off that I’m forced to do this song and dance for such a crappily designed software program (I do love what it does, but god, it’s a pain sometimes).
can you build a computer? AV is what drove me to learn how, and I’ve had a dedicated ’puter for that for some time now. cheap solution.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
I was afraid of that. I got rid of cable TV and hooked up a Mac Mini last November. It’s been wonderful, but if I can’t steal baseball without installing Windows…
Yeah, I have a TV, but I didn’t end up getting one of those converter boxes.
I’ve been doing internet for all my stuff for about 4 years now, and it’s been fine, expect for sports or like live events (Oscars).
We have some video[?] cable dealie that you can run from your laptop to the tv… Comes in handy sometimes.
Yeah, love that thing.
When I was in Ireland, the Canadians flipped out when it broke during NHL playoffs. Nothing like seeing drunk Canucks running around Dublin at 4 in the morning looking for an all night computer store.
Ms. Merope...oh, I'll just come out and say it. I'm interested in your dealie.
Could you list the make/model?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s an HDMI cable depending on the quality and the length of the cord it can set ya back $20 – $100
What's the output port on your PC?
Are the TV inputs the usual coax?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HDMI cable "quality" is a myth
just get the cheapest one you can. It’s a digital signal so there’s no way to improve it
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Well
you can take it over board, but with a non-digital signal the cable CAN matter to an extent. If it’s super long (TWSS) it could be crappy. But HDMI doesn’t matter.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I bought a .45 cent HDMI cable from Amazon. It’s kick-ass.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
bingo
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
lol at people buying $100 Monster Cables
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I know a guy who bought into the hype, some $60 worth.
He thought his $600 Yamaha receiver justified the expense. This was before he was online.
Now he finds himself listening to Pandora PC radio and his MP3 player through a $25 Acoustic Research speaker/subwoofer setup and would rather not be reminded of his youthful financial foolishness, thankyouverymuch…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
A guide:
http://www.mint.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/TheRipHDMI3.jpg
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
Oh boy. That's great.
Throw that in the box marked “Gullibility Testers”.
They’ll share the box with razors whose microelectric pulses make your whiskers stand up and hair restoring aerosol.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Not sure…I have it rolling perfectly on my PC
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
nice!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
Zito is 6'4?
For some reason I thought he was shorter
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
APRIL FOOLS
He’s actually 6’ whatamansgottado".
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant and his crazy shenanigans
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
with shoes!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 1, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that I'm either aesthetically or technically bothered...
…but how does one remove a suitably tagged image?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Geezo I wish Zithead was back in an A's uni.
What an embarrassment.
by E Ticket on Apr 1, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Click on the subject itself.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait… oddly detached head is BLACK???
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Rub a dub dub.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
This tub is holding
the # of people attending the A’s home opener
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I’m tryin’ hard to remember who the guy on the bottom is…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Here we go.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I applied the 4 second rule there.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
TWSS
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
Is it Frankie something?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Frank Menechino.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wow. I remember that guy!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Bobby Crosby?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Dirtbag
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
CSN Bay Area is even doing a pre game show tonight at 6:30
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
By the way, anyone else see the Scott Pilgrim trailer? Whatcy’all think?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
I was sold once I saw Edgar Wright’s name.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah. The trailer is sort of a mixed bag, but the visual stuff looks ridicufuckingluos.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone going to WonderCon?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
I wanted to, but I can’t go this year. Too many family things converging on the same weekend. I went last year for the first time and it was cool.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
An epic of epic epicness.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
Giants will suck but I’m so glad the season is only 4 days away. Enough of this exhibition bullshit.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
So I guess you won’t be watching tonight?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Not much of it. anyway. Hell, I have season tickets and just gave my tickets away for the weekend.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Ya know, if you ever have any extra tickets lying around…
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
New York Daily News writers made their season predictions today. Six of the eight picked us to make the playoffs. Four said we’d win the division, two said the wild card. None of them had us winning the Series though, like the guy at the Post did yesterday.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Apr 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
sounds much different than SI’s predictions. We definitely didn’t get a lot of love from them
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Its not pretty. Out of their 13 “experts” 1 said we’d win the wild card, 1 said we’d win the west. 1 said Lincecum would win Cy Young, and 1 said Posey would be ROY
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/baseball/mlb/03/29/expert.picks/index.html
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
AT&T park!!!
Scottsdale is nice, but nothing is like 3rd and king
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
3rd and King at best.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
So Howard - it was your birthday recently?
Belated felicitations.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It was, and thank you!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Fresh out of Photoshop
Doing it big for TV
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I think Panda’s been drinking…
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
what happened to his hat?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It's tipsy.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
think i’ll join you
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Had to flip it to get his head the right direction
Then chop a little off the top.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Giants!
Why am I so excited for a Spring Training game? Is it because the Giants are back in San Francisco?
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I didn’t believe it before but now I believe it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic Inside is a much less interesting GIS than it realistically could be.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The early, early, early opening day forecast
59° and mostly cloudy.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
HOUSE OF CARDS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
what is this?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
I just put on the Gameday Audio and it said that this is how they DO IT from now on. Like I wanna sit there staring at Scott Rownads for three hours.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What if the X FACTOR was just total love and happiness. Would you still hate it
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
If they told me that it could win baseball games, I would.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants acquire Edwin Escobar
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/04/giants-acquire-edwin-escobar-from-rangers.html
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
Just what the team was missing
Pitching.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
GIS Edwin Escobar
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d trade Bumgarner for her
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Escobar, meanwhile, turns 18 this month, and has yet to pitch above rookie ball. The Venezuelan left-hander, a relative of Alcides Escobar and Kelvim Escobar, was signed by the Rangers in 2008.
He’s in good company!
What about Pablo Escobar?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
dawg
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We speak with Indian accents and say things about villages and goats… LOL!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Merope works with several engineer types from Indian, apparently they are not too fond of those commercials either.
I can imagine. Blatantly racist commercials usually don’t go over well with those groups they’re lampooning.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
“Ancient Chinese secret!”
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I like them.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Shift+A
GAME TIME
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
magic would be a subject line
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If you got a 6 pack
You do man!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
BASEBALLLLLL
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Illegitimate father of Craig Clark...Bringing WINZ to a boxscore near you.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
yeah!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh No
The return of the Giants means the return of Amy G.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
SHE HAS MY LAST NAME THOUGH!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Your last name is Amyg?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss the G-spot
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
So even though its still preseason, I expect you all to be taking the GDT as serious as you would in August.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I’ll be in and out of GDT.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Wow that 6 pack commercial was totally creepy
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
All of the magic inside commercials are. New pet peeve of mine: DEEP VOICE GUY.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s nothing better than commercials about people dying violent, tragic deaths.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the life, it’s to never go boating.
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll just listen to her with your eyes amirite!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Just like i'm doing to you!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
:(
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sick burn!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
/Tim lowers his pants to cruising altitude.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmmm pie
109
StarTrek
Cats
Pokemon
Beat LA
Chicken w/rice
FRED LEWIZ SHOULD BE PLAYINFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and wilriv fake IM conversations?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
7,831 / F / Lothlorien
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I used Crunch on these M&Ms and it was super effective.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Camp Panda
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
and rownads sloughed off his boiler?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
all that poopin’ finally paid off
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
GRANT, WHERE IS THE WEATHER FORECAST?!!!
THE SEASON STARTS IN A FEW DAYS!! GET OFF YOUR HANDS!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
And that gives you?
CHEMISTRY
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Chemistry is just applied physics.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants traditionally sure have such awful commercials.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Say Hey!
Come out and play!
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So anyone going to the April 11th 10 year anniversary game? I am probably gonna pick up tickets for me, the wife and my mom. Looking forward to it.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
One last chance to boo Marvin Benard.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
And magnet schedule day.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds like Bowker is going to be traded
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
“he’s done all that he can do” doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy calls John Bowker “Johnny”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Bruce Bochy’s head is in the best shape of its life.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Apr 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WHAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ITS EXCITING TO BE IN MICHIGAN!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
So tomorrow night, the Giants will be wearing the new orange unis?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
They should be and yes I have a picture of those unis ready if anyone wants to see what they look like (djp4cal probably does)
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Man that honey walnut shrimp is pretty awesome though.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Our panda just had a baby, and the baby panda sneezed, and we were able to see it all thanks to panda cam.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAcdvmnZ_GM
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
IT LOOKS LIKE PEOPLE!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear Renel screaming
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
You mean you hear Renel sounding awesome because she’s awesome.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You love those screaming announcers.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Howie appreciates a screamer
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Renel.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
needs stirrups
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ZITO!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
ZITLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Far better off
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Baseball at AT&T
I loves it.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
STFD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
STFD TARP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Rajai Davis
RIP
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Or catch them with his penis
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Not The Problem
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
meh
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Ah, game thread
/109 comments as I typed this
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Where did that miss?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
LOL ZITO!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
FIASCO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LUPE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LUPE VELEZ???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Lupe
>
in a darth vader suit
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I;m glad Schierholtz was out there
Lewis would have looked so foolish on that play
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Bowker might have combusted spontaneously.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate played that carom like Zorak
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
That was a tough bounce.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN CAROM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He probably shouldn’t have been standing two feet from the wall.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The warning track must be smaller than it looks.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Could be that my eyes tricked me. He looked close to me.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He was pretty darn close
I don’t think it was two feet. But he was pretty darn close
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
In fairness to him, it hit in a very weird place. At least Nate wasn’t standing at the base of the wall. But there is always next inning.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It did hit in a weird place, but he was still pretty darn close to the wall.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Bleachers sure are full.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL ZITO!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
GOOD-BYE WORLD SERIES!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I'm panicking about Zito!
Oh No!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
BUT SPRING TRAINING RECORD!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
THERE GOES THE SEASON
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Get Runzler in there!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
needz less stripe
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito’s just working on a new pitch that he calls the fastup. He’s planning on debuting it shortly after his changeball.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
I can't wait for the curver and the slideball
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Slider good.
Everything else: failure.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
On pace to give up 27 runs this game
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
thats a lot of lost innings.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It could just be one.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Or two… I guess.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
FUN!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
yeah, but here come the bats!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You wanna see a shutout?
There’s a bat for that.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
there’s a Giants bat for that
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the K's though
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
This game and its results mean nothing as we all know,
but I AM fearful of some crawford boxes homers in game 2 vs zito.
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
I wish...
a 3 run deficit in the 1st inning didn’t feel quite so insurmountable
.479 for Rowand!
Woah, I haven’t been paying attention. I’m glad Rowand’s gonna have a fantastic season.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Cool to see Duchsherer
I wish that guy all the best
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I traded a lot of excellent players for Duke
I’m not very good at fantasy baseball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Who?
Jon Scheyer, Brian Zoubek, or… oh, baseball.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Slider low and away!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Who woulda thunk it?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SCOTT SUCKS® BROUGHT TO YOU BY SCOTT TOILET PAPER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SLIDER HACK!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
kind of a like a slider
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
but comes out of the hand like a fastball
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you said “what” is a cutter
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
BONE CHIPS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
DELICIOUS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
and mid-season form
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
and late-season form
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
1983 Season Form
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
They’re in the best form of the season.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
phlllol
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s your temp out there?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like 55
that’s warmer than a candlestick night
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
52 here
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
they lost the inning!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
i am TIRED of these commercials already
season hasnt even started yet
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
PLEASE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Awesome sweater blanket duuuuuude!
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Why was the guy from Dumb an Dumber telling me about Michigan?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
I was wondering the same. Do they think people who have the ability to move their businesses to Michigan are really watching a Giants game?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
What will be more depressing?
The offense in that inning
or
Zito’s pitching in this one
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Turned on ther radio box in muh work truck
Just in time to
hear suzuki go yard.
Glad zito is in midseason form…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Dukesure is the greatest pitcher in baseball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That was a touch jarring.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
AMY! Tell me about the length of your sod!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
The foundation for a better life can go fuck itself.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Aren’t they linked to the Mormon church?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Are they?
I just hate their sappy ass commercial.
And I like swears
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
I feel like a bad person
when I imagine the kid in the wheelchair crashing his soap box racer and being stuck.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
hehe, they laid the grass.
tee hee.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Ah, sod it.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SHOW US THE MOW OF YOUR LAWN!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
I think it's time
for Lawn Pics.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
get off my damn lawn, kids!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
That ballboy totally wanted to go catch that.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Ballman.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m glad Kruk brought it up. That was bizarre at the Giants Fan Fest and there was no grass on the field.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
yea when I got there I was like
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It would’ve been interesting if they’d left that giant dirt hill in left field.
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was Lincecum’s new mound to keep him on par with other pitchers, guess not.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Amy G
You still have a hard time getting through a sentence.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Complete with cocaine use?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
You thinking of Michael Irvin. Smith was never a drug user.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
honestly I am thinking of most of the mid nineties cowboy teams.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Good point
Smith was probably the only player on the team that didn’t use drugs.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Football
Emmit Smith’s Anti-Drug
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
She breaks tackles better
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
she could stiff-arm me anyday
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Apr 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Or JT
Um… The lawn… It’s…. um…. Blades of… um… Back to…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh man, 84 mph again.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
No canyon throwing this offseason
Brian was too busy partying with Lindsey Lohan and working on his new contract
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
AUDREY MEADOWS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Stay out of the kitchen, Luke Wilson.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh Bob Saget likes it in his kitchen
likes it in his kitchen
likes it in his kitchen
Oh Bob Saget likes it in his kitchen
and kitchen of course, is code for butt
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
I don't care about anything else
But it’s damn nice not to have Bengie leading off after a 1-2-3 inning. That always sucked.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Predicting...
Splash hit for Huff. The first of many.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Will that be when the fans get fed up with his poor hitting and shitty fielding and throw him in the cove?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Tied at the feet, weighted with a sack o’ Sabes.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Geez, this commercial again?
We get it! Drunk driving = jail.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Combine them into one mega-dinner
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Taquitos
with chips and salsa if you have them.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HUFF!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL NEW GUYS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
It didn’t take long for DeRosa and Huff to fit in with the Giants.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
D:
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, i love the fact we’re that critical and immediate about the players right now, i know it’s sarcasm, but it’s funny
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s cuz the sky is obviously falling
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ok now it really is. RIOT, EVERYBODY!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I know haha
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
just like i do alot of things, dont care
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL GARKO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I am willing to bet that The Mole isn't going to play at all this season
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
I want Wilson as well
Much better than Whiteside
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Bengie walk!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BENGIE WALK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Parenting.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Apr 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
BBENGIE WTF?????
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Walkie Molina!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
three more hits and we got a run!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT??
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
you know
actual human hair isn’t that weird. The best wigs are made from human hair.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
It’s just weird and it isn’t Tim’s hair.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
1. Bengie Molina hitting fifth is obviously MUCH better than Bengie Molina hitting fourth
2. He just walked.
3. On four pitches
4. wow
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Amy is all over it
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, wait
He’s hitting sixth
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
actually hitting 6th
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Look up a bit
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Blazing speed!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Fresh can of Copenhagen, Scott whiffed at an outside slider, Zito giving up a 3spot in the 1st, Baseball is back.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
LOLKLAND!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BENGIE SB
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
LOLRIBE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Early prediction…. NO HITTER FOR THE A’S
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You are the third person to predict this.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Did Molina walk AND advance on a passed ball??
/apocalypse loading
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
One of my white whales
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i just bought a $4 ticket after work...
i think Bengie Molina just April Fools-ed us.
I'm a contrarian
I’m feeling more like it’s time to get a load on and go for a drive.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Nice two strike adjustment on that swing…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
AAAAAHHHH!
SWINE FLU!!!
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
Are those the only two commercials airing tonight?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I have NO idea why I was having trouble holding the video signal before, but I'm getting the big picture now!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL crt
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
wrong
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Not wrong. Bulkier, but better looking.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I disagree
LED backlit LCDs look wayyyy better than any crt in existence.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The cheapest flatscreen I've seen so far is about $150.
My car needs tires, a clutch, an alternator…its driver needs a job…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Just ribben ya
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh Gawd I want one though.
they look so sleek and smooth…and shiny…
/wipes lube off LCD while store security forces creep up behind
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Ehh, it works.
LOL at floating the game on an unsecured wireless network while you’re at it.
That’s a savings of $67s/yr.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
er, $672.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that water...
Chocolate?!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hint: it's not water.
But it is water based…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
chocolate lube
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Winnah!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
now we know why you can't afford an LCD
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Hey, I buy in bulk.
Gotta tell ya, walking to the Fascinations on Mill Ave in Tempe at night is like walking through a club…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny thing
Molina’s been working all off season with Bam-Bam on his speed, he’s hoping for an improvement in the steal department this year.
Jeaaaggaahh
This is the only way they can get people to watch.
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Occasionally
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Late to the party
LOLzito. Love the socks. OMG att park!!! KRUK AND KUIP YEAHYEAHYEAHHHHH ITS ALMOST HERE FOLKS WOOHOOOO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL RANGE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
HEY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
too fat
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bad hack
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
BLA BLA BLA BLA I don’t know who you are.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Scott Reiss hosts the Sharks Pre and Post game shows on CSN California.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
I bet he loves the Bay Area a lot more than Bristol, CT.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Zito blew it by him
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Kruk and Kuip make both of those dudes look small
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Raj actually looked UNDERmatched at the plate
I think he wasn’t used to pitches being that slow.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOLZITO!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
LOL ZITO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Who exactly are these douchers who keep talking over the game?!?!?! THIS IS AWFUL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL ZITO
"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12
by RichHerreraHomer on Apr 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
Oh boy
Giants working on fundamentals this pre-season!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I could do for a flip job.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well this sucks
get those morons out of the booth, that’ll help
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Giants in midseason form!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wait
why was I excited for baseball to start again?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
currently wearing his jersey, old school, San Francisco
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The City!!
They’ll trade him away in 2 years, they’re the warriors.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
San Francisco jersey, the throwbacks from this year
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ah yes
I know which ones you’re talking about.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright brahs
GTFO out of the booth
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
Oh Molina…
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
How the hell do you get to MLB Audio? I don’t know where to login in now.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Someone please help!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
http://mlb.mlb.com/mediacenter/index.jsp?&affiliateId=mlbMENUMLBTV
This works for me
Thanks. I finally just figured it out. I had to log in from the top of the screen before I clicked into Gameday. There use to be a separate option to login to the Audio w/o having to first having to go to Gameday
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
POSEY WOULD HAVE THROWN THAT INTO TRIPLES ALLEY CUZ HE SUX!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
POSEY WOULD HAVE THROWN THAT INTO TRIPLES ALLEY MCCOVEY COVE CUZ HE SUX!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
POSEY WOULD HAVE THROWN THAT INTO THE PITCHER’S FOOT CUZ HE SUX!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
GOOD THING POSEY ISN'T PLAYING, YOU FUCKING MORONS THAT RUN THIS TEAM
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Apr 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
How cute they are celebrating their 1st anniversary. Shame they cannot be married.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
doug—did someone shout out for doug?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
-Better than Flegm
-Better than Kruk
-Better than Kuip
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, baby!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a meaningless exhibition baseball game. Monday they won’t be there.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Makes my ears bleed just the same.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Aligator Arms DeRosa!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
2010: Fred LOLwis DFA’d by giants; spends year as a Rivercat.
2011: Fred Lewis hits .315 with 50 SB for Oakland A’s
2012: Fred Lewis traded to Dodgers by Billie Bean for a 16 year old destined to win ROY.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Wait, baseball?
What is this baseball? And why is it played on grass instead of ice?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You mean Runzler.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Father pride?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Apr 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
A little.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL ZITO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
NL West Champs!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Anyone elses MLB Network feed seem slow?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
I'm a bit behind, but I'm on a computer that's getting re-streamed
I’m thinking of asking for spoiler alerts…
LOL ZITO
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL ZITO!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This is a sorry display.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Zito is displaying all sorts of fail tonight
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Fuck it, let him get all the shit out now so he wont fuck up during the season
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh, he'll have plenty left.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
/Yakkity Sax
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
109
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
Nothing I hate more than when our pitchers give up 2-strike hits.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
BARRY BONDS SIGHTING PREANNOUNCEMENT!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
OMG BARRY!!!!! I GOTS A HARD ON!!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hey, 85mph fastball. I remember those!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Sadly, or maybe luckily, I wasn’t exactly paying attention to baseball the past few months. So a slow fastball will always equal Zito in my mind.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
NEITHER WAS I!!!
i honestly don’t care about anything that has to do with spring training, because it is just that! SPRING TRAINING, so whatever, just care about what happens during the season
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
At least it’s taking my mind off of the Sharks disaster from yesterday………..
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
hey! the sharks could probably push out some 85 mph wrist shots!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
you go thereto get fitfor the hot chicks?
Yes.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Except for Vlasic. I doubt his slapshot will even hit 85 mph. He’s the Barry Zito of the Sharks, only really good.
Heatley or Blake, on the other hand…
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Boyle…. MIAMI OHIO, oh speaking of… GO REDHAWKS! screw you jponry
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Boyle’s shot isn’t as strong as Heater’s or Blake’s, but definitely up there.
And I will join in with a GO REDHAWKS! But only until they play Wisconsin, and then GO BADGERS!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I am mad at the Sharks, and do not want to talk about them.
Lately they’ve made me feel like a disappointed parent whose kid with a genuis IQ just flunked 8th grade.
To be fair, Thornton, Vlasic, and Clowe were all injured, and Huskins was injured temporarily. And Turco tends to stand on his head against us.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Fucking Ott. Of course he had to get his first career hat trick against us. I hope he pulls a Joe Sakic and gets his hand stuck in a snowblower.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL @ Eric Chavez
All these years, still thinks he can play baseball.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
While you were reading this, the toothpicks holding his back together just snapped.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
ouch, i have a few of those in my back, too.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
this inning has been going on for a long time
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Pucetas sighting.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
The game
The Giants just lost it.
I wouldn’t mind the rotation either.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he should be in the rotation
If he’s a long reliever now he’ll probably be a reliever for the rest of his career. Wellemeyer has done both and I want to see if Pucetas can hack it as a starter.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL SAN FRANCISCO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
eat shit, pal
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Down, boy.
He’s one of us. We are allowed to be self deprecatory.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yer steppin’ into a spat, vic
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s a whole tranny/eat shit history that you’re not privy too
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
to
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck it, i don’t really care
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
i just hate it when the a’s come waltzing onto our turf every year and spank us
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Apr 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
HAWT
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Apr 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I actually caught some of that transvestite desire drama.
Ha ha, no, I don’t care, it’s all cool, just chill dudes, smoke a bowl, who cares anyway
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
They going to tell us Uribe's "dialed in" as well?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
I am actually laughing out loud
LOL
Worst. Game. Ever
Need a thread with runz
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
well, screw this. I think I’d rather watch project runway and talk to my wife.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Woahhh
Slow down buddy, lets not get carried away
OK
turns out it is over, but America’s next dance crew starts soon, so we got that to commit suicide over.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Yikes!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
FINALLY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
New Thread
http:www.mccoveychronicles.com/04-01-10-GamedayThreadTwo-AttackofTheClones
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
LOL not a mod
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
…but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
TMZ has really hit the skids if that's the best they can post is that mistake.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Sheen and Warner Bros. Will Make a Deal
Riveting.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Seacrest thought this was interesting enough to talk about the whole way to work today.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW, the wife and I ride to work together. She likes to listen to Ryan Seacrest, not me.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Nate stopped wearing gloves again?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Apr 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
LOL NATE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WOO HA
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Who in the hell is batting?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Buster sighting!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
♥♥♥ OMG BUSTER ♥♥♥
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/1/1401572/open-game-thread-2-string-training
I don't know about that, to the groin.
Audacity
The program that my PC compatible turntable runs on.
Yeah, vinyl…you have any, Pops?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
is she 'kind of hot'?
She does nothing for me.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Not really, just most sideline chicks. They’re kind of cute for a soccer mom who’s pushed out 3 kids and was never hot to begin with. But they’re women!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
mlb audio
hey, I can’t believe it, but the MLB audio is synced precisely to my cable video feed!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
/apocalypse loading
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey, the end!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Slow mobile thread is slow.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Forgot this was open… there’s a new thread:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/1/1401572/open-game-thread-2-string-training
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