Open GameThread, 3/9
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Rain…Ugh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 9, 2010 12:42 PM PST reply actions
Win the Inning
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
DeRosa!
Singles
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
DeBlooma is still on DeRosa
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
I'm here all week
Try the veal!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
POSEY!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2010 1:24 PM PST reply actions
ahahahahhahaha
typical Giants
snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Damn mlb.com is trying to get me to pay to listen to the game! the nerve…
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Free for me!
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Keeps taking me to a damn registration screen. Why can’t KNBR just carry all the games and interrupt Damon Bruce?
By the way, I heard a slinky commercial during Damon’s show yesterday. He sure is reeling in the sponsors.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Registering for Gameday Audio or MLB.com?
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THe audio, it wanted me to pay 19.95.
And just as I bitch on the interwebz it starts working!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
He means that mlb.com’s flash media player because it reminds him of female genitalia, and thus he is attempting to have sex with his monitor, I assume.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m glad I’m not the only one.
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Still weird to hear Omar on another team.
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Newsflash
Omar gets around, with grace.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 9, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
I <3 Señor Dreamy
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 9, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Torres lined into a double play, DeRosa out at 2nd.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 9, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
JUANPIERREWOOD
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…but at least greatgiantsfan likes him.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I don’t regret passing him up in favor of Jon Miller, I assure you.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 9, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, Posey got a hit?
PRESEASON HEROICS!!!!!! PAGING 22GIGANTES!!!! OMG!!!!!!! WHERE IS UR FANSHOT ADMITTING UR WRONG!!!!??
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Chicken burrito
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Turkey sandwich.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
Spam and Ramen noodles, washed down with gin.
by Into the Void on Mar 9, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
Kimchi dumplings sound tasty, but a bit short on nutritional value.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, especially compared to Spam and Ramen noodles, washed down with gin.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Well, we all knew it was part of a healthy, balanced breakfast. No reason it couldn’t do the
same for lunch.
Gin > Vodka by the way.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
That’s like saying Arsenic > Cyanide.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Spam is sort of meat!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Spam is delicious
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Tostadas.
Made Rogan Josh for dinner last night. A fine name for a fine dish!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Maple glazed old fashioned donut and coffee.
Stop judging me!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That sounds a lot tastier than my lunch.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
Water.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Philadelphia Hoagie from Columbo’s Deli in Pacifica.
Although I would call it a Boston grinder style sandwich, they have a different one called the Boston Grinder, which I think is more like a hoagie..
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 9, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
Leftover General Tso’s.
Dinner preview:
Grilled flounder w/ cherry tomato and spinach salad.
#1 FanShot Champion
Flatfish are delicious.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
They’re a fluke.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
He can chalk it up to an act of cod.
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also
I get a little nervous when you eat chicken.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I’m actually a little nervous about eating fish tonight. It’s the first fish I’ve had since I got violent food poisoning from eating salmon 1.5 months ago.
#1 FanShot Champion
Woe.
Fish is good, though!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Yeah, I love fish. Just not when it’s accompanied by dual vomiting / diarrhea and a fever of 101 degrees.
#1 FanShot Champion
This reminds me of a valuable life lesson I once learned:
If you’re eating at a restaurant in the middle of nowhere in Utah, and it’s just called “FOOD,” don’t order pork products.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Oh man, I’m having salmon tonight.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I feel like Chicken Tonight.
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Mom’s making chicken and stovetop at 6!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
You're eating the top of a stove?
these diets are getting crazy
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
http://communitypetsupply.com/naturalbalanceeatables-chinesetakeout-13oz-12pack.aspx
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somehow, I've heard of these
I think a podcast I listened to discussed it. Apparently there are lots of different ethnic outfits you can see Dick Van Patten in on dog food labels.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Chips & Powerade
/health nut
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

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by Natto on Mar 9, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Nah, I’ve had it for a while.
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Posey: Not a good catcher. Maybe he can catch on as a platoon 1B.
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
This is news to me
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 9, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
POSEY'S NOT READY!1!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2010 1:48 PM PST reply actions
Home runs cheat the game.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ozzie Guilen…
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Mar 9, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
I can’t imagine Ozzie Guillen ever saying a foolish thing!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
My favorite Guillen quote
is when he said he trusted Linebrink because he’s religious and if someone else had said he was sick/injured he knew they were hungover
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 9, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions
Looks shopped
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 9, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
Sox: 2
Giants: 0
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http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_03_09_chamlb_sfnmlb_1
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
ask Natto
hey, how do you get superglue off of your glasses
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 9, 2010 2:01 PM PST reply actions
Nail polish
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A hammer.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i’d pay big money not to have to listen to Zito, Medders, and Huff
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Now I’m imagining those three forming a band.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
If they added, say, Eugenio Velez, they could have a barbershop quartet.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
apparently they have
and are performing at a charity event next week
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Or watch them.
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looking at spring training STATS
DeRosa is batting .500. Fred Lewis is batting .167.
:(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Torres is .333
So he’ll probably make the team.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
And DeRosa did with a broken wrist
Gritty > The problem
/Bork
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Just got here
what has posey done? Tried to check on gameday but it was wiggin out
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Basehit, passed ball, two steals allowed (not implying they were his fault).
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
hmm so it could be going better I guess
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Are y’all sure it was a passed ball? I wasn’t listening, but Gameday doesn’t list a PB and it does list Affeldt as having a WP.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That’s what Rocky Cockslip said
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Is Rockly Koplick announcing games?
I thought he’s a ticket rep for the team.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Yeah, he’s the Flem to Greenwald’s Miller.
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Not sure—I just figured when you put a 1st baseman behind the plate, it was his fault.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Affeldt was a big leaguer 5 years ago
therefore it was Posey’s fault
/science
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Pill still hitless
wilriv weeps
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hijack.
Hey guys you want 2 join my charity hummbabyforhaiti? Help Haiti by buying shitty t shirts?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Anyone hear what the girls are giggling about in the background?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Omar’s butt?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
No, that’s what we’re giggling about.
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Everything about Omar is dreamy.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Great Scott!
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Hacker!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 9, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
Bowker sighting.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
And a RBI!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Brasz
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 9, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2010 2:26 PM PST reply actions
BOWKERMANIA RUNNING WILD, BROTHER
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Man, Gameday is really behind.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
The audio is free (but you probably know that)
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Yeah. My son is watching cartoons, so having that sound and the game on at the same time kinda gives me a headache.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Gameday got back.
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I really hope the OF is
LF-Bowker
CF-Scott
RF-DeRosa
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I really hope the OF is
LF – Bowker
CF – Nate
RF – Lewis
Rowand traded for prospects, Sanchez traded for prospects, and DeRosa at 2nd.
Who exactly wants to give us prospects for Rowand and Sanchez?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Lewis in RF
Do not want, whatsoever.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on Mar 9, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
Why?
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
CAN’T CATCH BALLS
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And I like Nate too much in RF.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on Mar 9, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
If all 3 are going to be in the lineup then I think the way Quincy has it is the way to go.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
If only...
No Molina, or Huff
You could stick Bowker at 1st, Buster at C, keep Fred in LF, and superglue Nate in RF.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on Mar 9, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
I could live with that.
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You know, when they resigned Molina, I went “Eh, one year. Fine. It’s not new for them to bottle prospects for a little bit. Just as long as he doesn’t hit cleanup. Whatever, Buster can wait. I guess.”
Then, Huff.
FFF.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on Mar 9, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
For some reason
when I see Fred Lewis, I am reminded of Michael Tucker. (inb4 racism) Michael Tucker in RF — Aaand, that’s a memory I’d like to forget.
Can you get Bowker in CF? (lulz)
Fred
Bowker
Nate
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on Mar 9, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
Fred would be better in CF than Bowker
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
If Johnny doesn’t make this team, I will be thoroughly confused. Good hitter on team that needs offense? Check. Solid minor league numbers? Yup. Good in ST (not like it matters, but to Bochy/Sabean apparently it does)? Indeed. What the hell else do they want from him?
Oh, right, he’s under 30. Never mind.
I hope he makes the team
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Hay u all
From MLB audio:
“…Velez being tested again…”
And I hear “Velezbian tested again…”
Hey, it’s an odd head – but IT’S MAGIC INSIDE.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 2:40 PM PST reply actions
TWSS
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Nice. Remeber the nice set come Christmas, 'kay?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
Who has a nice set?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
Posey fly-out
He needs to be sent down now! BUST!!!
Make Molina the clean up hitter forever!!! GRIT!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 9, 2010 2:45 PM PST reply actions
Honestly, this open mic between innings just seems odd.
It’s going to prompt me to step outside and take in a game…but given today’s weather I’m amazed they’re even playing.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 2:45 PM PST reply actions
Fan rage.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
“…a pair of strikeouts in the inning for Torres…”
…huh?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 2:49 PM PST reply actions
The pitcher is named Torres.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Pitcher Torres. Hitter Torres only one.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I suspected. Thanks.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
RUNZLER! RUNZLER!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
2Ks baby,
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
POSEY THE GUNNER!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 2:54 PM PST reply actions
I looked up t shirt cannon and saw this

And forgot why I was looking up pictures of t shirt cannons.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
The day's first guffaw!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
Nice set!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
I keep waiting for her to take off her shirt and throw it into the crowd.
But I think this might just be a picture and not live. Will confirm and report back.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
You can tell from the misalignment that she's opening her hips nicely.
There’s no way I can make that sound any worse than it does.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
They seem perfectly well aligned to me…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 9, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
I'll bet she catches a lot of passes.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
Me like those huge boobs
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Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 9, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
Is this a good idea
I think we should trade Brian Wilson Mid-Season and make Runzler the Closer if he keeps up the way he is pitching
It's an idea. Let's leave it at that.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
Why stop there?
Have him hit 4th, start, and close during the days between starts.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
pop up double woot woot
better than nothing
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 9, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Yeah, that get-up will get him some action.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
Spritle is hiding in his butt.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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“A situation where you want to see Kevin Fransen executed”
WTF?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
That will finally keep him from playing!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
Popped up bunts are pretty annoying.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bunts by non-pitchers is pretty annoying.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 9, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
I doubt that his popup bunt percentage is 100%
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
Dynamite drop in Monty!
That broadcasting school has really paid off!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
I like how Bowker's working the count
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 9, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions
Even if it was a strike out
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 9, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
Hee hee. Downs comes up big.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 3:06 PM PST reply actions
THE PROBLEM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2010 3:07 PM PST reply actions
PROBLEM!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
PROBLEM AND POSEY!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Such delights.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Buster!!! Fred who?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
POSEY!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2010 3:07 PM PST reply actions
+109
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
TWSS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
Back to back!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 9, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
EAT IT 22GIGANTES!!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
by Mike Hawk on Mar 9, 2010 3:09 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
REC'D
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 9, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
MANTHROPE!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 9, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
DAMMIT
My weak – assed wireless is cutting out so I’m missing the good stuff.
My card has no antenna – would it make a difference?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 3:09 PM PST reply actions
Coat hanger’ll do the trick.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Are you really a doctor?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
TW...
…no, I just can’t.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
LOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
I speak to your particular situation, but in general, antennas do improve reception.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 9, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
Can’t speak. Shouldn’t have spoken?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 9, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
Indeed they do!
I have bundles of speaker wire from previous stereo installations.
Took one and jerry rigged it so it simply touches the tiny wire where the card’s antenna was, and BOOM! Five bars where there were previously only one or two!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
I remember reading about people turning Pringle’s cans into directional wi-fi antennas…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 9, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
Y’know, I could sing the Pringle’s jingle but I can’t remember the last time I actually had any.
Pringle’s, that is.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Once you pop the fun don't stop!
/Aubrey Huff joke
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Thanks, JD.
But except for making a less fragile connection…

…I’m good.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
Wait
so fred and posey went back to back? Holy shit.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Way to tell Bochy eh?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 9, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
By the by, if anyone wants to become readdicted to Monkey Island, it’s part of the most recent Macheist package
pretty solid bundle
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I’m hyped for rapidweaver. Also, 25% goes to charity, so you really can’t lose. Well beyond the 20 hours from playing some sweet Guybrush action.
They may be revealing a MI2 remake during GDC! I’m excited.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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And Romo!
Yippee.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
mmmmm
K
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
ROMO!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
ROMOOOOOOOO
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 9, 2010 3:15 PM PST reply actions

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
...
…
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
TWSS!
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 9, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
o_O
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
CAH CAW CAH CAW CAH CAW
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
GOB DANCE!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 9, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
Yes! Yes! Fuck Yes!

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
+ BORK
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
+ some other weird guy
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
MLB got tired of me refreshing the audio feed, so I missed it.
“An error has occurred.”
I don’t know if it’s my signal or the # of times I refreshed – which with the video was restricted to twice and then you were done for the day. So I guess I have to seriously consider the cash outlay for wired service since I impulsively bought the MLB premium package…guess you just can’t win sometimes.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 3:20 PM PST reply actions
Question
are there video highlights of ST games?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
They have selected video of ST games listed on the MLB-TV schedule, I’m assuming it’ll be the usual 24 – hrs – later accessibility of that avenue.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
Time to get some work done. Hasta manana
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Ha ha, "work"!
/considers limited disposable income
/cries
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
there are 3 videos for the game on the mlb 2010 at bat app
“Kotsay’s RBI single”
“Danks holds Giants scoreless”
“Pierre’s double”
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FREE BUSTER
by TimLincecumIsGod on Mar 9, 2010 5:49 PM PST reply actions
Midwest Bias!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 10, 2010 2:23 AM PST up reply actions
LOL sfgiants.com
Coveboy44 wrote:
Looks like Posey might be able to handle himself at first. As backup at both catcher and first he could save a roster spot for someone else.
gfanfrom65 wrote:
Matt Williams was a 3rd overall draft pick with a stellar glove who got called up at 21 after one bad season of A—, A-, and A Ball to fill an emergency need at SS. Bowker was a #100 overall draft pick (yes, where a player was drafted is significant) with no glove who got called up at 24 after 3 good seasons between A and AA to fill a need at 1B in ’08. At 24 Bowker had 10 good games in the only place that counts….MLB. At 24 Matt Williams was an All Star (1st of 5) and Silver Slugger (1st of 4) with 33 HRs and 111 RBIs. At 25 Matt hit 34 HRs and won his first of 4 Gold Gloves. At 25 Bowker got called up to take playing time from players on a tight-knit team and failed spectacularly. Williams and Bowker are both humans who play/played baseball. Meaningful comparisons stop there.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of nerds slapped their palms against their faces.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Open GameThread 3/10?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 10, 2010 12:11 PM PST reply actions































