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BEET EL AYYY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Z to tha izzzA T to tha izzO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Uh. The Gameday Audio is working for free for me.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Me too.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I thought it was normally free during Spring Training.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
It’s been off and on so far.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Screw you.
I say that with all the cameraderie my $120 – paying ass can muster.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
SFgiants.com sez its free today
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Who would you choose!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Mar 8, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve gotten every game so far. I must be special.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
HAWT!
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions
Just tuned in...
How did the Dodgers get a run already?
Kemp HR
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
To which field? Pitch type?
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Didn’t catch either
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
smallpox
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Kemp—4m/yr
Rowand—12m/yr
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
BEAT BABS!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Audio sucks today. Too quiet.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:15 PM PST reply actions
Beggars =/= Choosers
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I pay for it, though.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
sounds fine on the iphone app, should be the same feed
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Steiner is much louder on the KABC feed
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
OBP!!!
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:16 PM PST reply actions
CHEATS THE GAME LIKE A GOOD LEADOFF MAN
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
OT: fantasy leagues
are there any sites where you can create your own league with a salary cap for free?
Doesn’t yahoo allow that kind of thing now?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
There are auctions for free now
IDK if they have things like FAB though. And a cap might be tricky
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
i’m using the point system described here. i’m not all that familiar with comparing players to the average replacement player (and in this case cost), but i’m confused why saves and holds are included. i guess even with them, starters are much more valuable than relievers and so it balances the roster numbers a bit.
RENT!!!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yeah, seriously. wtf
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
Knives & forks
Table set
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Bork
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
Apparently Koreans and Venezuelans look alike: http://www.brewcrewball.com/photos/brewers-12-giants-1-rockies-8/627009
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Ehire toe’n the rubber? Where’s wil?
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
BEAT LA
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 8, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions
PABLO!!!
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:21 PM PST reply actions

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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:22 PM PST reply actions

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Yes!
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
The post-ASG Billingsley.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Is he wearing a snuggie?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Giggle Panda!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yo dawg
i heard yo fortunecity icon appeared
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Where’s that 22gigantes guy now that Molina couldn’t get the run in?
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:24 PM PST reply actions
What’s the story with the 22gigantes guy?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 8, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
o_O
Wow.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 8, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Thread just got hi-jacked by the Haiti guy unfortunately
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Again. Wow.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 8, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
God, Fred is such a problem to this team
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:25 PM PST reply actions
That sounded like Fred beat the throw.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Judging by the inflection in Greenwalds’ monotone, I’d say you’re right
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
At the buffet
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Hilarious.
I’ve paid through the nose, yet when I try to log on MLB silently laughs at me with a blank page…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 12:31 PM PST reply actions
it took a couple attempts for me to log in. keep trying.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, they accepted the password an' all...then nothing.
So I hit it with a 4 lb. single jack and it got really cooperative.
Right up to the point where I clicked on the TV coverage, then it played dumb again.
The schedule lists video coverage for the game, and their rules an’ regs don’t allow for any blackouts in the area.
That is, unless you’re a Blankfan…
So it looks like it’s time for the annual “Try to understand the non – English – speaking CSR halfway around the world” part of the program…once my phone payment clears, that is.
How’s the game? I thought it would rain, and transpo is still an issue so I not there.
I did consider a rental yesterday (Lincecum, ya know…) until the skies opened up…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
i paid nothing.
It is the best game of all time.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Whoops, no TV coverage.
I should feel better, but oddly don’t…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Good play there by pablo
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions
So is the sound
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
Is it the home teams decision whether to use a DH?
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:34 PM PST reply actions
Yeah, bu the LA feed is working.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
umm, Well apparently is WAS working up until i typed that last message
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
yes
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 8, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
I think it’s back.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yup
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Ugh, stupid MLB.com feed.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Better now, than during the regular season! Time for them to fix their shit
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
But why does it go to shit every year? do they hire an all new staff to run it every year? is it that hard to maintain operation one season to the next?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I’m going to assume that how they run it in spring is different than how it will be for the actual season
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
The MLB.com staff is also in spring training.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
C'mon...we control the actions of lunar kamikazes with remotes from Earth.
MLB doesn’t field a “B” team for Spring and an “A” team for the reg season…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah! They always field the “B” team!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
pablo drove in Scott
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
saviour
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
The man is like peanut butter
Works great with jams
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 8, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
oooooooooo
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:40 PM PST reply actions
Jazz hands
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
by rotorueter on Mar 8, 2010 12:40 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Failure, Velez.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
needz moar
BEAT L.A.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 8, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Well
He didn’t swing over it?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Execution!
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
FUCK YOU HINSHAW!
Runzler forever.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
There will be no flaming of Aztecs allowed in this thread.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
/glare
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nice
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 12:52 PM PST reply actions
I hate (non-pitcher) sacrifice bunts.
that is all.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Mysterious background noise is oddly arousing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Harmonic resonance.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
BERROA
loldodgers
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This painful pbp guy just gave kudos to the Dodgers. Who the hell does he think he is?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And he just said that Molina is showing a good eye. Damn you, pbp guy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
where can i get a play by play or watch this game online?
by barrybondsistheGOAT on Mar 8, 2010 1:00 PM PST reply actions
free audio
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Mar 8, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
OK, we haz audio.
Interesting how calming that can be…I have a rather weak wireless signal I’m piggybacking on. Continuous feed will be welcome but not expected.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:03 PM PST reply actions
They pay extra for that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What asshole is clapping for the Dodgers?
He should be shot.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Doyer fans are many here.
’Specially in the multiethnically tinged westsiiide.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
I've got the right person for the job.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
by Mike Hawk on Mar 8, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
I like the beergut.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well. Meyer.
Rotsa ruck.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:07 PM PST reply actions
Ben Roethlisberger
This fella has big time problems. Please leave the ladies alone!
Side note; NFL Comish Roger Goodell is married to FOX newscaster Jane Skinner.
she's cute
I knew I liked that guy!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I think she’s had some work done recently. I think she was better before that.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Frandsen plays the field.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
who's Greenwald's lame sidekick?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
Some hideous failure.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Some hideous failure. Buster Posey
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Mar 8, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
Rocky Cockslip or something
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
ralph jizzerman
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
Eugene Cumstain
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
middle initials, plz. we need to be able to differentiate these fellas.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions
Good lord, his name really is Rocky Cockslip.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WELL FUCK HIM
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
But seriously, that’s an unfortunate name.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wellmeyer looks like, well, Meyer.
The prerequisite walk.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:10 PM PST reply actions
Yeah, Edgar, take notes.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:12 PM PST reply actions
well i have given up on the audio working
i need to shell out the 15 bucks and just get it on my iphone
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It's not letting me log in
I guess I’m not the only one
I like how the neutral pronoun is made sexual.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I got it!
But I had to go through mlb.com instead of sfgiants.com. Dunno if that makes a difference.
it’s $20 this year, but well worth it
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
i was about to write a screed about the pbp guy, but his enthusiasm for the Uribe play causes a bit of endearment.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I see the on - the - air crew is in fine form...
Five minutes of background noise.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:15 PM PST reply actions
can’t imagine anything more boring than having to call a month of spring games
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
well, doing a months worth of laundry is pretty boring
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:16 PM PST reply actions
BOWKERMANIA
well you know something brother
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
"And he'll cruise into third with a stand up double!"
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Home runs require no VROOOOM.
Just ask last year’s #4 hitter.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:17 PM PST reply actions
Probably wasn't swinging optimally slightly upward.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
HEY
A RUN BATTED IN
VRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Velez
Your starting RF.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Depends on what Nate does.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
yeah
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bork_%28comics%29
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Mar 8, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
his head's too small
but other than that, the resemblance is uncanny
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
holy crap
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 8, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Here is his bio.
Says he lives in San Francisco. Classic.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Wait, I thought New York was gotham city! I’m confused now.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Mar 8, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
Nah. Gotham City is its own city. DC likes to use fictional cities.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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OK, but NYC is referred to as Gotham so…
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Mar 8, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
NYC has some inspiration for Gotham City, but you could say the same for Metropolis.
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See, I always thought (before the Chris Nolan movies) that Metropolos = Chicago (ultramodern architecture, Midwest) and New York = Gotham (old decaying streets and Gothic skyscrapers). And Gateway City was San Francisco, and Keystone City was Philadelphia, etc., etc …
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Interesting
Metropolis is portrayed as one of the largest and wealthiest cities on earth. The co-creator and original artist of Superman, Joe Shuster, modeled the Metropolis skyline after Toronto, where he was born and lived until he was ten. Since then, Metropolis has become a city inspired by Chicago, Cleveland, Toronto, Vancouver, New York City and Los Angeles.
One of the problems with the DC universe is that these fictional cities exist alongside real cities. They sort of bounce around the country depending on the story. For instance, Metropolis is near Gotham City when it’s convenient.
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When it’s convenient for BATMAN who has to drive everywhere like a loser. Superman can travel faster than the speed of light, so to hell with proximity.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
See, I always thought (never being a serious DC reader) that these were the DC-verse analogues of these real cities, whereas Marvel actually used real cities. I was very disappointed when I found out that there were both New York City and Gotham City.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
There was a baseball team in the 1800’s in new york called the gothams
http://www.1864gothams.com/
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Mar 8, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
You gonna punch him?
YOU GONNA PUNCH HIM A THOUSAND TIMES?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm a Velezbian and I'm proud.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:20 PM PST reply actions
Who?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
What's going on here?
Are we scoring runs with offense?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
"The Dodgers 2, the Giants 1?"
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The MLB "B - " team today.
Pretty bad. That between innings silence is amazing..
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
well, that's where the commercials would go
in the absence of commercials, what would you expect to be there?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
My MLB - TV screen informs me "An Error Has Occurred."
How many bases did the runner advance?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
I expect Abbott and Costello, at the very least.
The State of Arizona worked hard for that $120, and they deserve top – notch entertainment.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
OT: ESPN’s Rob Neyer learned from Michael Lewis that Jonah Hill has replaced Demetri Martin as the actor who will play Paul DePodesta in Aaron Sorkin’s Moneyball movie. Brad Pitt is still slated to play Billy Beane.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
WTG
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
The guy from Superbad?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 8, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
the FAT guy!
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by say hey nation on Mar 8, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
I thought this movie was dead.
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LOL Brad Pitt is such a douche! Fitting.
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by say hey nation on Mar 8, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, Aaron Sorkin.
Such wit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Moneyball isn't even a success story
The A’s never got to sniff the World Series with those drafted players, in fact I believe only Swisher was the only solid player out of that selection.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 8, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
It sounds like you missed the point of the book.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Wonder though if Beane is still doing that or has his modus changed/forced to change?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I think he’s still doing it, it’s just that a lot of teams with more money have caught up with him.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Did Wolff make the call on the Chavez contract or does that just look bad in retrospect and was reasonable at the time? I forget the context.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Admittedly, I've never read it
I just knew the basis of the book, LOL @ myself.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 8, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Joe Morgan should never have given you the synopsis of that book.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hey, that’/s good enough for Joe Morgan!
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One of the arguments within the book is that the playoffs are basically luck. It’s oversimplistic, but luck plays a huge part, and more of a part than the old-schoolers would have you think.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LOL stat nerbs
Real life DePodesta is too thin and good-looking to be a believable nerb. He should really look like Jonah Hill for authenticity.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
DePodesta has a lithe figure that most people can only dream of.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It is actually a tragedy featuring Chad Bradford and lots of long stretches of dialogue marked by violent fantasy sequences of baseball (or fantasy baseball violence, whichever) in which Brad Pitt appears only for perhaps three or four scenes speaking an indecipherable accent. Oh wait I think I’m talking about a different movie.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
"Perhaps he was distracted by... THE SUNLIGHT!"
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HEY!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:35 PM PST reply actions
Damn. I need to work on some things.
Did you see Lewis?
He’s been playing consecutive innings!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
CALL JUDY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
ELLLLI
God damn it…can Posey please get some time???
Hey, burbling background noise!
You just said, “Like, Alex”. Stop stalking me!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think you’re starting to lose it. It’s ok.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
U STASLKING ME TOO?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s pretty clear Bork had the Air Force cook up that rainout yesterday. Doubt Buster will see the field for at least a few more days.
yeah it gets pretty tiring here in Fresno.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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I hear that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I wonder if our agent in L.A knows what those Hispanic housewives were yakking about during the break...
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:39 PM PST reply actions
Well, did it land or did it pop?
This is some stellar play – by – play.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:40 PM PST reply actions
Hey, watch carefully runners at the corners with one down!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
well exercised
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Oh man they just gave us their IM name..Gonna have a field day with this one.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
They did that last year too. Some McCers tried IMing Greenwald, but most of them were ignored.
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Strategies of a successful IM conversation with a stranger
1) Pay a compliment
2) Follow by another compliment
3) Slip in an insult, but retract and said it was a joke, LOLOLOL
4) “Go [Insert home sports team]”
5) A subtle mocking
6) Ridiculous compliment
7) Insult his intelligence and mother
Works with girls too!
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 8, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
Well, there's that audio error again.
I think it’s my signal…I should probably just pony up the 55/mo for the LAN line.
That way, as I just noticed, I can watch all the games of the 2009 World Series with less interruption.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions
WTG drunk Giants fan!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
well
It IS the seventh inning. Tradition!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I wish it were that clever. His drunken blather was punctuated by “This is our house” and the like.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I love the irony
Of Arizona being “our house” in any way, shape, or form.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Trust me when I say that the local architecture – both the physical and the virtually representative – holds no candle to San Francisco’s.
And WHY AM I HEARING JON MILLER IN THE DISTANCE?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
NEAL IN LEFT
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I bet Uribe sees some time there if people stay hurt.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
OMG GOTTA MAKE A FANSHOT ABOUT THIS
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NEAL IS in left FEALD
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:57 PM PST reply actions
WHAT'S ON SECOND?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
“rolling a Fat Boy” = shoving Molina down some stairs.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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POSEY
Natural 1B.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
JT Posey!
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Let's see "Twinkletoes" Molina do that.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 2:02 PM PST reply actions
Shut up, Dodger fans.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Jesus, shut the fuck up.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So, advertisers think it's a loss to work Spring Training radio?
Just switch the damned microphone off then, ya ijits…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Dodger fan babbling could be the highlight of this broadcast. Rocky Wrongerection is to be blamed for this. Does Jon Miller really have something better to do? I disallow it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Posey
Better than our starting 1B
….Better than our starting everything
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
also, he’s good at selling cha cha bowls.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
I'm preparing a 16-page rebuttal
based on his nickname, “Buster”.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 8, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
No question who the fans carrying the broadcast crew are fans of, eh?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 2:05 PM PST reply actions
if he gets a hit here, i might just adopt him.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
same with torres. hitting for his adoption papers.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
He tried.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Jason Repko is still around?
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who was passed up
For Jason Repko?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
ha haaaaaaaaaa
Brian Roberts, sandwich round, 50th overall
Carl Crawford, 2nd round, 52nd overall
John Lackey, 2nd round, 68th overall
Justin Morneau, 3rd round, 89th overall
Hank Blalock, 3rd round, 105th overall
J.J. Putz, 6th round, 185th overall
Érik Bédard, 6th round, 187th overall
Shane Victorino, 6th round, 194th overall
Aaron Harang, 6th round, 195th overall
Coco Crisp, 7th round, 222nd overall
Mark Ellis, 9th round, 271st overall
Albert Pujols, 13th round, 402nd overall
Jake Peavy, 15th round, 472nd overall
Reed Johnson, 17th round, 523rd overall
Lyle Overbay, 18th round, 538th overall
Mike Jacobs, 38th round, 1156th overall
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
ouch.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
we can laugh at the Dodgers all we want
But we took Kurt Ainsworth.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Whoa, I never knew “Erik Bedard” is supposed to have accent marks over the e’s.
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Apparently
He is a Franco-Ontarian.
Which means “twice as douchey”
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
English was his second language!
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Wow Hindsight
Albert Pujols, 13th round, 402nd overall
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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interesting ones:
15 picks later: carl crawford
20 picks later: brandon phillips
52 picks later: justin morneau
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
how eventually?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"That his wrist felt so good that tomorrow he's ready to go."
TWHS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Score and inning, please?
I am on a conference call and I don’t trust gameday.
Thanks!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 8, 2010 2:15 PM PST reply actions
Into the end of the eighth, 2 - 2.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Gracias!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 8, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
"It's tight!"
/awkward sign off
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TWHS!!
“Oh baby! The score is so tied”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 8, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
HU?
“Keep your eyes open and your Chin u…sorry.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 2:19 PM PST reply actions
Hu's on first.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Hu is the runner?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
Old guy with the oldism.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
HOLD THE PHONE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 8, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
Feldergarb.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 2:23 PM PST reply actions
Wha?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 8, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
insert foot?
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Dan Rather is a liberal douche
But his southern racist charm is SO endearingly hypocritical
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Just did a google search
Not many people on this story. Seems kinda strange…
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 8, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
Buster behind the plate!
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Bengie also behind a plate, but elsewhere.
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only one plate? I think not.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
You haven’t seen the plate.

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Wearing a toga
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 8, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
Horse courtesy of Mad Bum.
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gis for mad bum

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
SERVER ERROR! D:
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 8, 2010 2:30 PM PST reply actions
This is why Standford Phlegm is on the big club, Dougie.
“Adonis” Chapman.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
greenwald rules, dude
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
He was just admiring his physique.
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Did we win yet?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Yes
HA! Fooled you!
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that’d be aight.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Neal walk-off?
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
with zeal!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 8, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
he’s real!
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Quite the steal!
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that’s how i feel.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
there’s the appeal
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
All up in your greel?
– clank –
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm
Thomas Neal went to prom with Tony Gwynn’s daughter.
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And played alongside Bochy’s son…
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OH GODDDD!!!!!!
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Question:
If Lewis does not make the club and the Giants attempt to send him to Fresno will another team claim him?
Maybe
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Abortions for some. Mini American flags for all!
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He seems more like a Zero kinda guy.
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KIESCHNICK SAY
SHUT UP DODGER FAN
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
is he related to Keischnick?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
i think it happened at ellis island
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
ahh, where baseball was invented
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
i’m wondering, also, if Darren Ford is related to Darren Lewis
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
NO
But Darren Lewis related to Tom Ford
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Darren Lewis is related to Jerry Lewis
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 8, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
what does this have to do with Ellis Island?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
John Ellis, he used to play baseball
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
So now we know why you're not suffering inside as the women continue to elude you...
… you date yourself on a consistent basis.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
Hu's up?
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Baby on board
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You don’t have to buy Gameday Audio, but you need a MLB.com account. That’s free though.
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TWSS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 8, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
KIESCH LA POODLE!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
Rohl out the barrel!
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- Kieschnick single
- Torres SAC bunt
- (with 2 out) Rohlinger single to score pinch-runner FTW
Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.
Yeah, I’m still trying to clean the blood off my knuckles.
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Papapishu!
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Sing it Tony!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
If we have the best record in spring that means we start the season with 5 real wins right?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
yes
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
“The Giants are going to have to be fundamental.”
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i was kinda thinkin’ the other way around
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 8, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
it’s so hypnotic.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I would happily spend the rest of my life lint farming in that navel...
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 8, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
Is that jctGamer in the back?
Eyeballing lustfully at what I presume are some mesmerizing buttocks.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 8, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
I'd Doubledore her Snapes
Wait, wait, wait…is she 18 yet?
Actually, the age of consent in the UK is 16!
- Hairy Plotter
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 8, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
according to wikipedia
she’s nearly 20.
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