GIDP: One thing the Giants will be good at.
Over the past two years, the Giants' gritty veteran movement has made them slower, as well as older. The assembled gamers seem to constitute a group with a special talent for GIDP, a number which doesn't seem to be incorporated into any of the well-known "value" stats. Edgar Renteria, for example, ranks no. 5 among active players with 226, Bengie is no. 29 with 159, while Aubrey Huff puffs in at no. 52, with 129, and Rowand makes the list at 89, with 97.
Add in Limpy Sanchez, Pops DeRosa, and Michelin Sandoval at about a dozen a year each, and the Giants are set to waste a substantial part of whatever OBP they can muster (The NL record for a left handed batter, you may recall, is held by A.J. "Wheels" Pierzynski, with 27 in 2004). The NL team record is 166 by the Cards in 1958, but I don't see how the Giants can match that with nobody on base most of the time...I'm guessing 130.
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I don’t get it
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
BACON FAT DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Are you kidding me?
We are 3-0 in ST(yes I know not a huge undertaking), and we are betting on our team’s GIDP?
Sandoval’s weight, which is believed to have reached well into the 270s at the end of last season, has become the source of much consternation. He’s only 23 and stands 5-11, and while the extra baggage has not impaired his hitting, it likely diminishes his mobility around third base and could have harmful long-term effects.
Fat guys can't play baseball

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
A fallacy?
Isn’t that what Bochy calls his dick?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
But do you get it?
It’s a joke! Do you get it????
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Wait... Bochy named his dick Fred Lewis?
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Mar 6, 2010 8:57 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Don't you? (assuming you're a guy)
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I don't name it after Fred Lewis
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
My penis is not the problem
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 6, 2010 11:21 PM PST up reply actions
Did she say that?
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
It was kinda implied.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 6, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
TWSS if your penis is the problem
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
...The fuck is GIDP?
Something that reflects badly on slower veterans?
So…GIDP = VROOOM?
Anybody that starts their McC career ripping on Panda is off to a shaky start. What’s next? Ripping on Lincecum’s lack of HR power?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
and doesn’t remember those wonderful, action packed, adventure laden years of AJPierpoopski and the “watch me hit into a double play with 2 outs and nobody on base” players.
You have a problem typing balls?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
/in before grm
Your Body Bias Is Showing.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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You mean cocks.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TESTICLES!!
BOOBS!!
VAGINA!!
PENIS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
rec’d
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 6, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
I hate these "what's for lunch" threads...
by nogooddeed on Mar 6, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
/golf clap
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
You have a strange concept of what constitutes “male genitalia”. Unless you have been spending too much time hanging out at Finochios…
Quit making the theiving Wall Street Fat-Cat Bankers even richer.
moveyourmoney.info
by cybermaldonado on Mar 6, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
VAPORS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
“No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women…”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
I get it.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Cos' you're OLD.
/hobbles away
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 10, 2010 1:35 AM PST up reply actions
The number will probably be higher than three.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
In all honesty
GIDP’s should be the last thing this team should be worried about.
I’d just be happy if this team has a .350+ OBP that leads to those double plays.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
actually I think robots should be the last thing they worry about
UFO’s and bigfoot would also be laster than GIDPs.
But aside from those, I agree.
Be nice to my cousin Bigfoot. He’s had a hard stretch recently (with the economy and his divorce and whatnot). As soon as he’s back on his feet, he will return to terrorizing random baseball stadiums.
Please tell me we have moved past the dark ages of post hoc ergo propter hoc.
I heard why his wife left him
Guess the whole “guys with big feet” thing is a myth
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I'm loving the optimism here
But I don’t see how you’re expecting the Giants to put men on base.
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
Opponents errors?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
ground attack!
Quit making the theiving Wall Street Fat-Cat Bankers even richer.
moveyourmoney.info
by cybermaldonado on Mar 6, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions
WAAAAA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
we better start practicing the hit and run
yeah small ball! Time to get better at bunting! Nothing like giving away outs to help the cause! And let’s steal some bags – nevermind if our success rate is about 50%, we’re putting pressure on the defense!!!
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
HR and GIDP predictions
Pablo 35 and 13
RentaSS 9 and 17
FreddieLimp 6 and 14
Aubrey “Jacko” Huff 14 and 15
Pops DeRosa: 12 and 13
Bengie Mo-Speeda 15 and 15
Scott Rowand 13 and 13
Bowker 4 and 5
Uribe 10 and 9
Posey 7 and 8
Nate 6 and 6
Fred, Eli, pitchers, utils, others, groundskeepers, Ish 6 and 10
totals 121 HR 138 GiDP
OK
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Guys who will have more HR than GIDP
Sandoval
Bowker
Cain
That’s 3!
by Bay Area Sports Fan on Mar 13, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
The funny thing about GIDP’s is you actually have to have runner(s) on base with less than 2 out to get one.
We just traded who for who?!
Rentaria...
Will probably have at least twice as many GIDP than HR.
by Bay Area Sports Fan on Mar 13, 2010 9:25 AM PST reply actions

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