Open GameThread, 3/5
The first must-win game of the season.
almost 2 years ago
Grant Brisbee
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He’s using his OBP too early. Space it out some, Browand.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on Mar 5, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Dirtbag is forgiven
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
He’s from my area, too. I hate him so much, you don’t even know.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on Mar 5, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i haz hi skool tyes
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know what counts more, him going to your HS or that he was born in SC where I live.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on Mar 5, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
You should only hate him for the fact he’s an A’s fan and will take a piss in your Gatorade if you’re not watching it. Trust me, you don’t want to know how I know the latter…
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Heavens!
But he’s so polite and doesn’t like to swear!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Hides a devil inside that disarming smile!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 5, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Disarm you with a smile...
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
LOLINEUP
CF Rowand
RF Schierholtz
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
C Molina
LF Bowker
SS Uribe
2B Downs
P Cain
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I would not be displeased with this as our regular lineup
Except replace Downs with DeRosa.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
AND Molina with Posey!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Mar 5, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
Man, I was hoping Molina and Oliva would both be in the game today... Oh well
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:24 PM PST reply actions
PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME THE GIANTS WILL GET NO HIT AND THE ROCKIES WILL HAVE BACK TO BACK GRAND SLAMS
/Pants and wrings hands…then crosses fingers
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 5, 2010 12:25 PM PST reply actions
Greenwald?
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
Like the Dodgers
beating the Rox in any type of game is worth cheering for. It could be Wii curling against Tulo, Helton and Spillwhores, or thumb wrestling between Velez and Fowler. WIN NOW!
Win the inning.
I don't have the game
but I have a feeling all my forearm exercises over the years will soon pay off.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 5, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Gah I have to use the box score because I'm at school
but in this game we have the superior clean up hitter so that’s good
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
BBowker
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 5, 2010 12:30 PM PST reply actions
Show some plate discipline at the major league level, Mr. Bowker. Well done.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
PLAYING THE GAME WRONG!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
So he bows a lot?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 5, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
jazz hands!
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:32 PM PST reply actions
Urine!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
The Gians are officially the team of the 3-run HR.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions
JAZZ HANDS!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions
offensive explosion!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 5, 2010 12:34 PM PST reply actions
Can we beat this half of the Rox??
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
WE better…=/
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 5, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
Oh CarGon…>.<
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Sac up, Matty
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:34 PM PST reply actions
King of the sacrifice bunt!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
Okay, so Bowker walked, then Uribe homered, and a walk became a run. What does this do to Bochy’s worldview?
Blows his mind, and he rejects our reality and substitutes his own
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 5, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
It was all because of Cain’s bunt. I know that makes no sense, but trust me, it was.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
scott!
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:35 PM PST reply actions
Doesn't know
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
tardy, But approved
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
ITS SPRING TRAINING!
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
Sheesh. Next thing I know, someone will tell me these games don’t matter.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
THERE'S ONLY ONE MARCH!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Hey man
I’m on my iFonz. Give me a break.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
All the run support Cain will get all year.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Seems that Matt is remembering how to win, today
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:37 PM PST reply actions
Are you surprised?
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, that’s true, but I generally don’t trust players who have long-established patterns. Maybe I’ve just been hurt too many times…
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
OT: What's for lunch?
I’m having a salad.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 12:39 PM PST reply actions
Five layer burrito
From Taco Bell
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
TB for me too. Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Hard taco, and tostada
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Re-heated dry fried string beans. How the hell can I get day old rice not to taste like crap re-heated?
you fry it up with soy sauce, garlic, salt, pepper, chicken.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
Fried rice is delicious. I love to make it. Toss in an egg.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
use egg whites and beat it with a little bit of water. it gets nice and fluffy
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Beat the egg white with water? I am intrigued.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Water Boarding is more effective.
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Cooking with Jack Bauer
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
TWSS Overload
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Add water before you heat it. Really, it works like a charm, and my world became much better after I discovered this. You basically resteam the rice.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
This.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Fried rice is supposed to be made with day old rice anyway.
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Natto is correct. And fried rice is delicious. And really easy. And did I mention delicious?
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
yes it is quite amazing. You can use so many different kinds of meat
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 5, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
I usually use Spam®.
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D:
i prefer turkey myself
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 5, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
I saw a spam commercial the other day. It involved bored eggs sitting in class, then spam came in and everyone got really excited, apparently about being cooked with spam. I found it weird.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Sounds delicious.
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Spam n eggs n garlic rice … Filipino national meal
(The national epidemics of hypertension and atherosclerosis have NOTHING to do with this, nothing.)
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
That sounds good
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Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Because it is
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Really, that doesn’t work for you? How does the rice come out? Too dry or too wet?
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
I can’t seem to find the right amount. Either it’s too dry and tastes like sand, or I end up with rice soup.
Hmm…it shouldn’t take much. I’m assuming you reheat in a microwave? I probably put in about a tablespoon of water for a cup of rice. Try going too little and if that wasn’t enough, add some more and heat it again maybe.
The power of MCC will solve your rice woes.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, I respect the culinary discernment of the McCoven. I make the Jumbalaya recipe I snagged off of the site monthly.
I definitely do too, and considering how strongly I feel about rice (I really, really like it for some reason), I’m committed to solving your leftover rice problems. Fried rice is the most delicious option, but not always the answer.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Sometimes I make extra rice on purpose, so I have some leftover the next day to make fried rice.
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This is wisdom.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 5, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
/bows down to Natto’s genius
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
I concur in this practice.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Thank you, and I appreciate your passion. This rice problem has plagued me of late. Almost as much as my numerous failed attempts to make madelines.
On those I have no advice. I don’t like making cookies for some reason.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Smoked salmon sandwich
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
Had a tuna sandwich with sun chips, and coffee. A horrid combination, but hopefully it will the coffee will propel to finish this assignment that is due in an hour.
Tuna sandwich here as well...
with fresh pineapple spears and cashews and a diet snapple. Really weird combo.
Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.
Marshmallow chicks & rabbits.
Don’t judge me.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I would only judge if you put them into the microwave with toothpicks and made them battle.
I would judge you awesome.
You have my full attention. Tell me more.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Paint one half blue first.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Vegan Stirfry
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I had microwave chicken alfredo with baked doritos and a diet coke. Don’t be jealous.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Roasted Brie Cream with Rosemary Chicken Sausage
Smoked Salmon Linguine with Lemon Cream and Fried Shallots
Sounds fancier than it looks.
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lasagna from Genova’s hmmmm
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Trader Joe's Quesadilla
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ham & Cheese sandwich
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
First of all TWSS.....secondly
Why can’t you eat meat?
Back in the day we didn’t eat meat on Fridays, Lent or no Lent.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Black Beans > Pedro Feliz
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Black beans are Pedro Feliz
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I don’t think you’re supposed to call them that.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I thing everyone has Chipotle
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Especially since McDonalds owns like half of it or something like that.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Not in Alaska. And I thought McDonalds no longer had ownership in it? Or do they still own a large percentage?
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
I thought they owned 51% of it…
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not that up on the Chipotle knowledge, so you’re probably right. Unless you’re wrong.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Yep
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Never eaten there before though.
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Wait, it was Chipotle? Get that crap rice out of there.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Yeah, for some reason the “freakishly large burrito” just got a lot less appetizing.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
Booo. Chipotle is still delish.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Disagree.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
The after effects sway my opinion on this one
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Meh, it’s not bad but it’s nothing to get all excited about. Their rice is terrible. Terrible.
Terrible.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
by ResDog on Mar 5, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec’d. If I have to get a burrito there, I hold the rice. Tastes like feet having sex with a dead seagull. Trust me, it’s uncanny.
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 5, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Please, I don’t ever want to be reminded of that night.
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Did I miss something at the last McC meetup?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
Come on Natto
you’re much better than a dead seagull. Have some self confidence
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Wait, it tastes like the sex or tastes as good as having sex with a dead seagull feels.
My dis/agreement depends on the meaning of your statement.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
Their rice is awful and they, like, make the burrito with 2/3 rice and 1/3 everything else.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If you order no rice they’ll try to give you a double serving of beans which doesn’t help the taste. So I have to tell them just one scoop of beans. By the end of it, I’m paying six bucks for a very small burrito.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
The best freakishly large burritos are from Iguanas.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yep.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
Only next to drug stores. California passed a law requiring Chipoltes be located with in walking distance of a store that sells Chipolt-A-Way
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Huff!? Come on! Ishikawa would have had that.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM PST reply actions
Yeah I am disappointed…=/
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 5, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
are you at the game? Or are you determining that via telepathy?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 5, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
I have to admit, In my mind it seemed like he should have got it. I think all the talk about Huff’s crappy defense has filtered into my brain.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 5, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
UZR tells me the truth. I listen…and obey
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 5, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
I’m just listening, but I enjoy commenting on plays that I can’t see. It’s fun.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
I want this poster.

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That is amazing.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah
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Needs more creepy Mr. Redlegs
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
From here
http://www.nineteeneightyeight.com/entry/home.html
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A portrait of Arod, in hell?
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
This is hanging in his bedroom.
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w.t.f.

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Man it must take him for ever to get his chastity belt back on.
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
lol wat
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
WTF? That actually looks like my shih-tzu.
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
If I had a shih-tzu, I’d probably name him “Cringer”, so we’re coming around full circle.
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 5, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
力があらいます!!
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I want this Locke

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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
The LOST gallery had a lot of awesome stuff.
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Two words
LOST Munny
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve considered it.
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I would seriously consider purchasing this one...

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 5, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
Dude.
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That's so wrong
yet so correct
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
Is it wrong if the first thing I thought of when I saw that was
SIRM
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Sluggerrr’s has always bothered me. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CROWN/HEAD BORDER!!!!!!
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Guess the title of this painting!
And don’t cheat by looking at the file name.

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Invictus?
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Gimp Costumes of Antiquity
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
The score is Q to 12
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 5, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
*wink*
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Based on Dock Ellis's unique no-hitter

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Now, that is something else!
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
Lol Huff caught stealing
Good for him for trying though
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…Molina is slow…-__________-
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 5, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
TWSS
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
Ugh, I hate it when they give money equivalents from the past without proper conversions to modern dollars.
“In my day, I worked for $2 an hour! So stop complaining!”
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
“And a hamburger was only a quarter! I don’t see any reason why I can’t have my income increase by 500% over fifty years without any corresponding increase in price level!”
Yes, why can’t sports casters give me everything in inflation adjusted dollars!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 5, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
Depends on his sexual orientation, no?
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 5, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
NEVER LET GO OF JOHNSON!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 5, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
Well Aubrey Huff always holds on to his Johnson
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BETTER THAN TIM
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
They’re manufacturing the bobbleheads as we speak.
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KILL THE DODGER FANS
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by Natto on Mar 5, 2010 1:22 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
+1
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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Well that seems like a waste of spam.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
WTF? Dodger fans walk to a Giants fan and boo the Giants? Why don’t they just watch the dodgers?
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OT
Can anyone recommend a good food place in South SF? Also, any good Filipino places into SSF / Daly City?
Tselogs on Mission St.
I live in the Least Bay, so I settle for Gerry’s or Manila Garden
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Manila Garden’s pretty good, but you know, sometimes I’d like a sitdown place.
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I like getting some food there on my way home from work. I can peacefully eat my rice with a spoon at home in peace.
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
yeah forks and spoons bitches! the way God intended it
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SPOONS BITCHES!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 5, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
My grandma’s house had a gigantic wooden fork and spoon framing a Last Supper picture. So I find your comment appropriate.
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
There’s a great taqueria on Grand Ave… giant burritos. Can’t remember the name, but there’s a tortilla factory in the back.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 5, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
Gracias Madre
If you’re willing to try vegan mexican food, Gracias Madre on Mission street is the bomb.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
Good Filipino places in Daly City
Just knock on the door of any home
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Wow.
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LOL
truth
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions

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by Natto on Mar 5, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
YES!
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
WISCONSIN!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 5, 2010 1:24 PM PST reply actions
The +reply button is your friend.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
Random twitter post.
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One more year of this, I guess

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Some portion of the population loves money!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 5, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
crashed right into the harbor
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
SI_JonHeyman bengie molina homers. regardless, what were #mets thinking? this guy can play.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
Actually he’s just the gossip boy and mouthpiece for Boras, but disguised as an expert.
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I love watching him on the MLB Network. He never has any facts and everything he “reports” is from the heart, or at least it seems that way.
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
Is his heart made out of stupid?
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
That sentence makes no sense. Regardless of what?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 5, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
I went to his account think “No way that can be true”…
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
*thinking
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
I hope the BRASS begins to catch Bowkermania.
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+109
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
There’s no stopping it, brother!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 5, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
nah
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
Buster might as well...
POSEY TIME.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 1:35 PM PST reply actions
D:
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
OT: How the fuck is Avatar teh favorite for Best Picture?
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blue tits
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 5, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Captain Kirk is intrigued.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
lol...I was just typing this same thing when you posted
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 5, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
Where no man has gone before.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
So, when Na'vi have sex ...
… where do the ponytails go?
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Nah, the favorite is Hurt Locker.
Personally I think I’m rooting for Inglourious Basterds. Both Avatar and Hurt Locker disappointed me, though Avatar more than the latter.
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I agree with every bit of this reply.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Though, my favorite of the films might have been Up. But rooting for Up to win is like rooting for Fred Lewis to become our LF. Rooting for Inglorious Basterds is more like rooting for Bowker.
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I keep on seeing Avatar being predicted
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
I think it goes to Hurt Locker. Anytime the academy can pump up an “angst of war” type of movie, they pounce.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 5, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Up as the dark horse!
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Of the movies I've seen
Up > Basterds >>>>> Avatar
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I think I’m gonna buy Up! and The Show when I buy an PS3
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
I would consider District Nine a close third. Up, Basters and District 9 are in the same tier.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Still want to see that, Hurt Locker, a Serious Man, and maybe Up in the Air.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I also want to see the Hurt Locker
I heard it’s good but I haven’t been in a good enough mood to see it. Does anyone have an opinion on it?
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It’s a really intense and entertaining action/suspense movie with a thoughtful undertone. I was disappointed in it because I was expecting a realistic war drama, which it ain’t.
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I thought it was a realistic war drama too
It’s value just went down a bit
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It’s realistic in atmosphere. The desert, the setting. A lot — not all — of the costumes and slang. It’s about the premise and plot. Stuff that just can’t happen in real-world Army.
But it was exciting.
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Yeah I'll still probably see it
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Is it, like, super gorey?
Not so much into that crap, even though I know it’s realistic a lot of times. Just creeps me out
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Not really. Nowhere near a torture porn flick. There is one scene involving a booby-trapped corpse, but there’s no close-up shots of gore or stuff. It really is more actiony than anything—explosions, tension, cut the green wire, sniper duels kind of thing. With drama.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I hope Christoph Waltz wins for best supporting actor. I thought the movie was just OK, but Waltz was incredible.
Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.
I wish it had played to its strengths more. There needed to show us more adventures to build up the Basterds.
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really?
I thought the basterds’ adventures were the weakest parts. I loved the tension buildup in every scene with Waltz
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
The Academy is notably retarded
Um, Forrest Gump beat Pulp Fiction AND Shawshank.
Also, fucking Celine Dion beat out Elliott Smith
Also, Crash.
bad year for movies all the way around
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
What else was nominated that year?
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
These were the contenders:
* Crash
o Brokeback Mountain
o Capote
o Good Night, and Good Luck.
o Munich
Brokeback was an excellent movie.
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Forgot about that one…only remembered Munich and Capote
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Didn’t really like either one of those
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
The opening is pretty leisurely, though. Some people couldn’t get past all the sheep.
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I think the narrative Ang Lee told was phenomenal.
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
And it swept all the awards that year, until the Oscars. Still considered one of the biggest upsets in Oscar history. Maybe even surpassing 1998/99.
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98/99?
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Ugh
Was the Shakespear in Love over Saving Private Ryan.
Didn’t mind that one as much given that The Thin Red Line was one of the top five movies of the decade and probably half of the academy didn’t watch it.
Wow
Wow
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
That’s the famous debacle, yes.
And, you know, I know SPR isn’t actually ALL THAT once you’re off the beach, and is as inaccurate, or moreso, than Hurt Locker, but … all the pros of Shakespeare just strike me as, well, trite. Yes, clever. Yes, ooh, look at all the Shakespeare puns and references! LOL.
You know, I wasn’t all that impressed with Thin Red Line when I watched it. The monologues pissed me off.
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It’s definitely a difficult movie, like most Malick films. He tends to go with very disjointed narratives, and I don’t think that casting all brown-haired, square-jawed protagonists did confuse the hell out of me the first time I watched it.
That being said, images from that movie still get me from today. It’s the most beautiful war film I’ve ever seen.
The images definitely are some of the most beautiful of a war movie ever. But that sort of nonverbal poetry is, I think, Malick’s strong suit.
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For real?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
Have you seen a pissed off sheep?
I have, his name was Sylvester and he almost took me out.
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Well, you shouldn’t be doing those nasty things to sheep. No wonder it was pissed off!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 5, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
I raise pissed off sheep for a living.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
Pissed off sheep work for me
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Well if you agreed to go out with him maybe he wouldn’t have been so pissed off.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
for a movie called black sheep
it is interesting that all of the sheep in that poster are white.
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
That movie really disappointed me. :(
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 5, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
Aw man. I’ve been wanting to see it.
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I choose to pretend that “film” doesn’t exist and that Best Picture award actually went to Brokeback. The Film That Shall Not Be Named is probably my least favorite Best Picture winner of all time, even over Chariots of Fire, Shakespeare In Love (not a bad movie, just not Saving Private Ryan), and Forrest Gump, to name a few more recent egregious examples.
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THE BUSTER DANCE IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO THE FISTPUMP!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Bweezy is in.
I just turned on the Audio for the game. The silence between innings was awkward. I think I’d rather hear commercials.
LOL…They trust Posey so little they put him in with a Wilson.
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Free audio on sfgiants.com
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
thnxinfo
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 5, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
You don’t walk out of Fresno….
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
I really have to be less invested in Buster’s at bats. I just know that every minor flaw will be exacerbated by Bork.
He’s not payin’ attention, he’s makin tortlay soup in the clubhouse for bengie and pablo
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You don't want to know what Huff is putting into that soup
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Velez-RF
Pegeuro-CF
Neal-LF
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One of these things is not like the other.
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Is pegeuro white?
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
Penqueno!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 5, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
“De Rosa has yet to play a game this spring.”
That’s comforting.
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12 Million dollars in new contracts this off season. Nothing to show for it.
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
Only thing really to show for it is the thousands of comments on McC hating these moves.
That has to count for something, right?
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That's what I'm having for dinner
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From Yahoo
"Shoot, I once scored from first on a pickoff."
- The great Willie Mays when told Giants prospect Darren Ford once scored from first on a single.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Willie Mays’ stories are legendary, but a lot of them are true.
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
Is there a full Moonlina out?
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by say hey nation on Mar 5, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
Beer Thirty.
Sorry Mike, I know you can’t buy alcohol yet.
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
hahaha ouch! im 27 and bartend in the city. ill make sure to spike your cosmo next time i see you
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Oh shit. Wrong username. Sorry about that.
I like my cosmos super pink btw
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah he’s Hawk. You’re thinking Fox. I think.
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I believe you are correct
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
Haha! All good.
You want the usual? 2 umbrellas and 3 roofies?
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The should call them floories instead of roofies
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
They will eventually be known as Walrusman candy.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 5, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
bahaha
fucked up
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
or rapies
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Wanna kill some (more) time?
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Evidentally
You don’t want to touch the blue ones
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and there was much rejoicing
yay
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OT earthquakes
So there was a 6.5 in Sumatra today.
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I fell in to a burning ring of fire.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
Buster Posey...
…is plummeting on the depth chart. Currently, he is pegged for Richmond and may well start the year in SJ. I, for one, do not think Augusta is out of the question.
My favorite part of the game so far
Is that Giants hitters have taken 7 walks, and Giants pitchers have given up only 3. That makes me veeeery happy. Pretty stoked to see that Schierlholtz took one, since the OBP was his big, glaring weakness last year. On a similar note, I’d sure like to see Bowker get an honest-to-god shot this year.
velez drew a walk
what the hell is that about
Bam-Bam is making a difference already!!! Down With Lansford – it was all his fault!!!
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NO!
I think I’d rather he coach the hitters for a while first. I like what he’s done so far, and I want him to keep doing it with the kids. I imagine that Nads and Big Money are beyond hope, but I still have some hope for Nate, Bonks, and maybe Ish. Maybe even FLew, who knows?
BEAT LA
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 5, 2010 2:34 PM PST reply actions
you don’t want to know what I first read here
by microwave donut on Mar 5, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
I’m pretty sure he does.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 5, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve never witnessed the parade of a-holes in person, although I grew up in LA and had to suffer through years of Dodger Stadium garbage. What a bunch of losers!
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Are you Oscar the Grouch?
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
CLANK
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 5, 2010 2:36 PM PST reply actions
CLANK
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by rightcenterfielder on Mar 5, 2010 2:36 PM PST reply actions
Velez Clanks
But makes highlight reel for diving catch, all star team
Still better defense than Fred
AMIRITE
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Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
WINNING STREAK
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Man, I have to do all of the work.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That’s why they give you all those fancy mod buttons.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 5, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Hoe-shaver? That’s how you pronounce 2006 #1 draft pick, er I mean Hochevar? Huh.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Some ho’s could use a good shave.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 5, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Mar 5, 2010 2:45 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I could watch this for minutes.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
yes, yes you should.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I like his follow through
Looks fake though as the guy being slapped “falls” out of his chair
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 5, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, his hand is on the side of his face that’s about to get slapped. The USA dude probably hit his hand
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I don’t know what is going on with that hit. His follow through looks as if he backhands him.
by microwave donut on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
Gotta be staged
look at how the guy falls out of his chair. That’s ridiculous.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Also interesting that the camera begins to pan left as soon as USA stands up.
Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.
Also, it’s like a three second windup…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
this is how I dance when I have to pee
by microwave donut on Mar 5, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
Is that how it’s spelled? I always mentally used the other spelling….
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 5, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
ha. I debated it. His real name is Duquan right? So I went with “u” but I guess “oo” would be the more common spelling.
Now I looked it up and Wiki has it as Dukie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duquan_%22Dukie%22_Weems
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
Duquie?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
Last one for me

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Who knew Uhuru was capable of looking that dorky?
She makes the “goofus dance” look cool
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
162-0!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Creating a market for Molina before the trade deadline!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Molina for Niese
/Sabean still declines
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
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