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Pretty sure you do

But my sister and I went halfsies on Gameday Audio last night so, I’m all set.

GO GINTAZ

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

ME? PAY?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ZIGGY PIGGY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet you do. Accursed robber barons.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

Made me give up a certain activity.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 4, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Playing basketball?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

 I thought sfgiants.com had it for free? I used my mlb subscription to start it, so I’m not sure, but that would be lame if you had to pay.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

It’s playing for me from sfgiants.com, no login required.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Bud’s just teasing us.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Mar 4, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Doug Greenwald sounds a lot like the old man.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:02 PM PST reply actions  

I like it. Nepotism, but hey, it’s the Greenwalds. So I’m okay with it.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved Hank Greenwald

Doug not as much. He’s much, much better than other sons of famous announcers, and wholly competent, but he always seemed really dull to me.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s whyhe got leapfrogged by d phlegm

by capn on Mar 4, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Dave Flemming is awesome.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

although, when he first showed up, I thought he was this guy

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have a picture of wynn’s unrated rookie card?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ha

I did just find this:

I hadn’t even realized he was ever in the Marlins’ system!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

very true, but Greenwald was being “groomed” for the spot. Now he’s stuck in Fresno

by capn on Mar 4, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Buster Posey!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of but Bengie is much fatter than D Flem…

by capn on Mar 4, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And Flemming is much less annoying than Bengie.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

and much more talented!

by capn on Mar 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Flemming said on Fitz and Brooks that he would have Buster playing every day.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Mar 4, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Doug Greenwald

He uh, unfortunately uh, uses the word “uh” a lot.

by biff pocoroba on Mar 4, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone always has to pay.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

No such thing as a free lunch.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

For baseball games or sex?

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Virgil kicked his ass that one time.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Mar 4, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I always referred to Virgil as “Virgin.”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Virgil was named by Vince McMahon after Virgil Runnels aka Dusty Rhodes, who was the booker of WCW at the time. When Mike Jones (Virgil) joined WCW, he was named Vince after McMahon.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Mar 4, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Everybody has a price!

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

HoF 2010

Everybody’s got a price,
Everybody’s gonna pay
Cuz the Million dollar Man,
Always gets his way
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha

by faust10 on Mar 4, 2010 2:06 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

DOLLA DOLLA

I searched for “Shane McMahon dance” and this popped up:

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess All Songs Considered will have to wait…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

Bob Boilen will still be there when you get back.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Lordy, Velez, Renteria and Whiteside all in one lineup? UNSTOPPABLE!!! At least Lewis is starting, and Pablo’s always fun. And hey, I don’t mind taking a little pill.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Jagged little Pill

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking about it, and it’s like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Killjoy Bruce Jenkins says not to hold your breath on Lewis (and Frandsen). Only starting to showcase them for other teams

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 4, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, Edwin Jackson is on the Dbacks now.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

d’uh

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet holy moly

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda looks like Cheech

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Carlos Gomez. Fun to watch.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

Off to a fine start.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

Zito’s command is back.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

maybe they want to get Prince’s beaning in the 1st inning

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, those 86 MPH FB will show him

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, if the Giants were really mad they would bring in Wilson.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I think the Giants were letting Fielder off easy; just to let him know they still remember, but aren’t too mad. God help Fielder if they used Wilson.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilson of all people shouldn’t be beaning anyone.

by JetSam on Mar 4, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Just saying that the Giants weren’t looking for vengeance, they just wanted the Brewers to know they still remembered. And they got it done in a timely fashion, so that particular episode should be over.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 4, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally I hope not, but given the soft crap, it was probably a negotiated outcome. Who cares if someone remembers. It wasn’t about Righetti or his problems. At the very least, Righetti should get a box of Depends fedexed to the clubhouse.

by JetSam on Mar 4, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, there you go

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

darn I missed it, anything particular happen than Fielder getting hit in the back.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Mar 4, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Said he just dropped his bat, and tossed the ball back to Zito, and slithered down to first

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Mar 4, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Ssssssssslithered

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Fielder doesn’t slither, he lumbers.

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking of someone fat, and Jobba the Hut came to my mind first.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

COME ON ZITO WE NEED THIS ONE

by Into the Void on Mar 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

#1 STARTER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

ACE OF STAFF!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob Weir.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

WEEKSauce

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

2 DOWN

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

Siddown, Weeks!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

Played right into Zito’s cagey plan.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

It was all part of the plan.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

No way Posey blocked that ball. Just no way.

And that’s based largely on the fact Posey is clearly not ready yet to catch.

And that’s based on bullshit.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

HEET HEEM

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

Got ’im.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

Spring training brawl! It’ll be awesome because there’ll be so many more players.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Cage match!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Royal Rumble

Every minute a new player comes in.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Mar 4, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No shit? He actually threw at him during spring training?

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

Best time for it.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, definitely. I was just surprised.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Prince beaning

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

Nice!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

I hope this goes back and forth for a while

by JetSam on Mar 4, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito rocks.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

Go Barry!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

ILU ZEETIE

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

LOL, nice one Zito!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

71 MHP CH

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

Not like that hurt him anyway.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

Barely made a ripple.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Like hitting a tank with a rollerskate.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny you should say ripple…
How apt for Fielder

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 4, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s his wine of choice?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

How ya like that fatboy?

by Into the Void on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

FYI

My last year’s login and password worked this year (that or it’s free).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

The Brewers announcers are seriously making fun of the Zito beening! They’re saying anyone but Zito! Classic!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

I thought beaning was throwing at the head…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus, Zito’s old.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

I’m perfectly all right with that.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Too neurotic for me.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

To be perfectly honest, I agree with you. I’ve already dated neuroticism, and it didn’t end well. Why can’t we have nice things?

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He is pretty though. And tall. Maybe just something on the side.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yes. I’ve waxed poetic about his eyes many times. Of course, it was during staff meetings, so I wasn’t exactly on topic.

I’d say I wouldn’t mind just being his friend, but I’m afraid that if he caught on to the fact that I’m a good listener, he’d be calling at all hours. And I like sleep, dammit.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This is precisely my fear. I am not the kind of guy who likes taking on “projects”.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t agree more.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

SCORELESS INNING

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

We’re winning this inning!

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

BETTER THAN LINCY

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s clear who are number 1 is.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Matt Cain

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd best number 1 starter at best.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain's ERA

0.00

clear #1 material

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No wins though.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Pitchers get paid to WIN.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

actually 0 innings, infinite ERA !!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

NAN

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

dam overflow pipes, near and dear to my heart…..okay just job related

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Mar 4, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It was funny because I got an error like that in my Comp Sci class today. Ruined the whole program because I started a loop at zero instead of 1. My professor seemed scared when he saw the message.

by srpwrd on Mar 4, 2010 1:42 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Lucky inning

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

Man, isn’t Counsell, like, old?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:17 PM PST reply actions  

Yes

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So is Renteria.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to hear Pablo before I go off to lunch.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

Spaghetti

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Soup on.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I forget, what was the beef with Prince Fielder from last season?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

the bowling pins thing

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Bowling ball celebration after a walk off HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 4, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Fielder hit a walkoff homer and for the celebration at the plate, he jumped on home plate and all his teammates fell down like bowling pins.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Bowling pin walk-off homer celebration at the end of a game that was a near backbreaker in the pennant race for the Giants!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Mar 4, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, everybody.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Edgar’s in the best shape of his life!!!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Mar 4, 2010 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

he lined out to center rather than grounding out to second

clear upgrade

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Renteria improving!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 4, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s all better!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Giants throw at Prince Fielder They’d better hope Pablo Sandoval really knows kung-fu…

Ryan Braun: He loves it.
by SRB on Mar 4, 2010 9:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Mar 4, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone else lose the sound?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

it's back

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I thoughit was just on my end

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I did. I just refreshed it, though, and it started working again.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Nooo the feed died.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

zz

It cut out right when Pablo’s coming up!!!!!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

Whew! It’s back.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it just me or did everybody’s broadcast just crash?

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Mar 4, 2010 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

Greenwald must have kicked something

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

I’m frozen on the sign in screen

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

Back for me.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

z

No commercials, eh?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

This is great.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We make the phones…

You want more?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOO. My head! Get it out!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I kind of hate you right now.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

For now…

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes

we freeze, until the light comes

by wanna Ishikawa? on Mar 4, 2010 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

I hope he doesn’t bring his Z game.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

circles? They’re called stripes dumb ass

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 4, 2010 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

A part of me wants to see Zito in polka dot socks

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that should be dealt with surgically

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

I know some of y’all said you were able to listen without a subscription, but when I click on the Listen link, it gives me a login page.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

you just have to have a mlb.com account

not a gameday audio subscription

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 4, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

I was about to write this.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

hey!

I put in my old login and password from when I had Gameday Audio prior to moving back to the Bay Area in 2007, and it’s working!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

try this

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/player/mpa/index.jsp

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Mar 4, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Greg Zaun could have been a Giant…

by capn on Mar 4, 2010 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

Despite being old, he’s not really a Sabean kind of player.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

His OBP is too high?

by capn on Mar 4, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Has a website.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a low AVG, high OBP guy. See: Lewis, Fred.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That was too easy…
My next guess was that he was Rick Dempsey’s nephew

by capn on Mar 4, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet he doesn’t drive in runs. Loser.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Ground ball out of Rent’s reach? No way

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

Nice range, Edgar.

(It’s fun to make snide comments when I can’t even see what’s going on).

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

It’s especially fun during a (FOX RUINED!!!) Saturday blacked out game.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we got blacked out of a couple Tim games because of FOX last year.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re like the Fox News of sports.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Buck = Glenn Beck or Bill O’Reilly?

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What does that make McCarver?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Does that make Tim McCarver Brit Humme?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Fox sports is one of the worst things on this planet. And that’s worse even than the damn phone rings commercials. And I hate those with the fire of a thousand suns.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate the damn robots during the football broadcasts. What the hell does that have to do with football!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there are a couple of Onion articles about that damned robot, but enjoy this one at least.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

if Zaun is the everyday catcher for Milwaukee, he’s worth a late round fantasy flier!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

So Baggs has this:


Remember when Fielder tried to charge the Dodgers clubhouse after getting hit by a pitch last August? Remember his intended target? That’s right, it was Dodgers right-hander Guillermo Mota – who’s now in Giants camp as a non-roster invitee.

Is Mota around today? Could he play?

by Seasick fish on Mar 4, 2010 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

I seem to remember a bunch of people hating Mota.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

/raises hand

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah. I specifically meant players. Mike Piazza wanted to kill him that one time.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason, I keep mixing Mota up with the pitcher with 6 fingers.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That was Ugueth Urbina, I believe.

Also the only player ever in the MLB with a first and a last name that start with U.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but what the hell is his name?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Thank you

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Alfonseca. It’s in the file name.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Tyrone Rugen

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You keel my father. Prepare to die.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, right, Alfonseca.

I get Urbina and Alfonseca confused, it seems!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, handsome guy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe he should've hooked up with Bob Ojeda
This victory marked a point where Ojeda’s luck would change as he was involved in a bizarre incident where the tip of his left middle finger was severed. The Mets falsely claimed that Ojeda was injured while trimming his own hedges. In reality the finger was actually severed when it was slammed in a door during a drunken incident that occurred at the team’s celebration the night they clinched the pennant. The hedges story was used to avoid embarrassment. After microsurgery to reattach his fingertip (and save his career), he missed the playoffs and the Mets lost the NLCS.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

how can you hate Mota, he was the bums Bob Howry.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s in hiding.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the online boxscore looking funky for anyone else? It’s leaving the linescore blank.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

Doug says Mota scheduled to throw today.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:32 PM PST reply actions  

Probably no chance Prince is still in the game by that point, though.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe Prince just rushes out of the dougout and belly flops on Mota between pitches.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I wish this game was televised.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It sounds like Mota’s got a spot to loose, I hope he succeeds.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He was good last year, I don’t know why he could only get a minor league deal. But then, Kiko Calero took his 1.95 ERA and signed a minor league deal so…

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it was his first sub-4.00 ERA year since like 2004, and although his ERA and some other stats improved, his K rate took a bit of a nosedive.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Walk to the pitcher, YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

In Zito’s defense, Suppan is a scary hitter.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

better than Rent.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Bork!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST reply actions  

WOO WE’RE WALKING THE PITCHER AND IT’S BITING US IN THE ASS!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST reply actions  

Zito done

got in about 30 pitches…..

by kezargiants on Mar 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST reply actions  

It says something that when Lincecum has a poor spring training start I shrug it off but when Zito does, I say, ah shit, we’re back to the awful Zito.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You shrugged it off?!?! It’s Götterdämmerüng, man! (Too many umlauts?)

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonderful. At least it’s ST and games usually end with ridiculous scores like 11-9.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

Giants beating the Mariners 8-7 certainly sounds like a ridiculous score.

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. That’s like a week’s worth of runs in June.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, Zeets is on a short leash.

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

This is his first time pitching a real game since October.

by srpwrd on Mar 4, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy threw 33 pitches in the first yesterday and still went out for the second.

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Not made of porcelain.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 4, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally, I would rather hear “we make the phones ring” than an every five minute rundown of the promotional schedule

by capn on Mar 4, 2010 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

Snuggie Night…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

We should all wear wizard hats to snuggie night.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

colonoscopy night

by capn on Mar 4, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

How does one make a colonoscopy Giants themed?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The fact that you were able to procure this so quickly worries me.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You two related?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to my knowledge.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re bitter rivals at the Brethren Court.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m the original! He’s the clone! I swear!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmm… 5 dollar tickets. Music to my ears.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

5…..5 dollar…..5 dollar tickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets

by travisam on Mar 4, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Any?
Any?
Any?

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Mar 4, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hinshaw is still in the organization?

by srpwrd on Mar 4, 2010 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

He pitched yesterday and his hat bill is still flat

by capn on Mar 4, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

San Diego State Baby!

Aztecassssssss!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Azteca



You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If only we could get that many people at Qualcomm…

And if only our football players cared about football…kinda reminds me of the Blue Mountain State crew

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Velez

in RF. The future is now.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

Can't wait

Gonna use all that VRRROOOOOOM to play the karems (sp?)

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

caroms i think?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG BRETT PILL!!!!!!

Where’s wilriv!?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

Aqui

did he do anything?

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Weak ground-out.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

is his defense as good as advertised?

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Contributed to the perfect game.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Suppan is an amazing pitcher – look what he’s doing to the Giants!

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

OPENING DAY STARTER!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Jeff Suppan rhp
4 years/$42M (2007-10), plus 2011 club option

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That contract still shocks me. Of course, I wish Zito’s were only for four years.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Pillapalooza postponed.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

Sadly, that WAS Pillapalooza.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And it’s Wellemeyer!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

zz

People still use AOL email adresses?

From Greenwald: “”mailto:…giantswebcasts@aol.com">…giantswebcasts@aol.com"

what is this i don’t even…

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

Nice name

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The computers here still have netscape!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, none of that fancy-pants stuff

Mosaic. Maybe lynx.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, Italian-American here.

/fist pump!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it gay or is it Maxim?

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

What the hell is he pointing at? Measly two-pack. I have a two-pack.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT’s the situation.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

national center for ’sup dog?

by druncan on Mar 4, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Last year, I remember we often heard the You’ve Got Mail! sound in the background.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you falling asleep or are your z’s getting caught in the subject line?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess you could say Hank Greenwald gives me teh zzz’s

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you mean the “Slimmer Panda”?

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Kung Pau Panda.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda is going to surprise at 3B this year, even fat.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Plunk him again!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

At least gameday is working today!

by Cheeeese! on Mar 4, 2010 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

Angel Salome mention!

Long-time McCoven will remember that he was originally rumored to be part of the Durham trade.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

original rumor

Ray Durham, Jack Taschner, and PTBNL for Angel Salome, Darren Ford, and Brad Nelson.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

P.S. anybody listen to KLAW on DBruce’s show today?

by Cheeeese! on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

I wasn't aware

Anything interesting said?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruce was shocked that KLAW predicted nothing from Huff, he also failed by quoting a KLAW article not written by KLAW. Funny stuff. Law said Bumgarner’s velocity was around 88 yesterday. He said that he should have hit at least 90 if he hoped to make it up to 93 or so during the regular season.

Ranked our pitching staff below Red Sox, Yanks, possibly Atlanta…

by Cheeeese! on Mar 4, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Feelin the worry about Bumgarner…

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 4, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

When I looked at Gameday, it had Bumgarner getting as high as 89-90, but yeah, a lot of ’em were 88.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

AAA Madbum

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and leave him there until he can throw 90mph

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I listened to him on Bruce's show a while ago.

It was awkward. You could tell Bruce didn’t agree with him and that KLaw really just wanted to call Bruce stupid.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Same thing was going on today. The awkwardness was palpable.

by Cheeeese! on Mar 4, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Brewers guys saying Panda led the league in tacos. “He can sure suck em’ down, can’t he?”, hah.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

RACISTS

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

No shit, huh?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

OH, MIDWEST.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

or drunk

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, stereotype identification fail: Venezuela is about as close to Mexico as California is to Milwaukee.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I do like to suck down brats. wait that didn’t come out right.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

fixed

wait that didn’t come out right.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 4, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

pancakes?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Before I make my joke, I would like to point out that Prince Fielder is a huge fatass.

Oh yeah? Well Fielder led the UNIVERSE in chicken and watermelon!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG U GO TO UC SAN DIEGO

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

NOPE, racism is just spreading north from SD!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Teh crazies

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And then flawlessly transition into talking about how Prince Fielder is in the best shape of his life.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 4, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw ’em – best third baseman in the NL.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s right there with Zimmerman, for reals.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh definitely, I know it’s not entirely clear, but I’d defend my claim to my dying breath. Unless of course I could save my life by doing something else. But even then, I might just stick with defending my claim.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Brewers? It wasn’t Bob Uecker was it?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Mar 4, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: FP's Sports Phone

Has anyone listened? I didn’t like Damon Bruce much but FP might be worse.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Mar 4, 2010 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

Not yet, and probably won’t considering he’s going up against spring baseball!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Awful

Like, really. Worse than Ray Woodson hostin’ SP680. If you can believe that.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

First time livepostin' w/ you MCC folks

Blowin’ my emotions.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 12:56 PM PST reply actions  

Your debut has been fairly seamless. Were you previously a lurker?

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been reading the posts and such

Recently started reading comments section. You guys make my heart warm. My free time has been consumed by MCC

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome! I start by reading the so called blog portion of this site. Only realized there was such an awesome community last year during the season!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Mar 4, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll assume you’re rosterbating one-handed while typing.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta grip the roster with two hands and explode through the zone…

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

All my rosterbation has Posey/Panda/Schierholtz as my 3/4/5.

I can work around that. Thus, one hand.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonna get no hit!

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Mar 4, 2010 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

Im going to be honest. I am passionately rooting for Velez to fail.

Dont want to see him make the team.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Mar 4, 2010 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

Rooting for failure! It’s the Giants’ way. And I’m with you on Velez.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito reclaimed his true ACE status on this club.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No (or we’ll jinx the perfect game).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait. So does this mean we are in the middle of a NO HITTER?? Fancy that!

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

Oh my God Suppan is pitching a NO HITTER!!!

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Welley will break it up

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

it appears that this game is a NO HITTER, indeed. Very astute for noticing the NO HITTER

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, do you guys remember the NO HITTER that Sanchez pitched this year? That was awesome.

by Cheeeese! on Mar 4, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What, Sanchez threw a NO HITTER? I must have missed that.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, a PERFECT GAME!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, wow, it’s a PERFECT GAME!

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Excuse me, I must ensure that everyone knows about this PERFECT GAME, because no one should be denied the opportunity to listen to a PERFECT GAME.

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I just announced this PERFECT GAME all over Twitter!

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you hear Hank Greenwald just pointed out that Coffey contributed to the PERFECT GAME!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

We are truly witnessing history by listening to this PERFECT GAME. Someone better give Suppan the game ball soon!

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, we probably should have realized that it was a PERFECT GAME when we saw the no hitter.

by Cheeeese! on Mar 4, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I was actually really surprised the Giants didn’t get no hit last season

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Sandoval bobble belly?
Lincecum Bra String backpack?

Did I hear that right?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

Draw string backpack, broseph.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Whew

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that seems about right.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

10-4

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

Hank Greenwald read blogs.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

BLOGS LINK HANK GREENWALD BACK TO BLOGS!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

BLOG LINKS HANK GREENWALD TO BLOGS

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Fingers crossed he’ll mention MCC.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Blogs Blogs they’re big they’re heavy they’re wood.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy’s muse: What an utterly bland day! The sunshine is perfectly average!

Bochy: By Jove, inspiration has struck! [proceeds to make the most impotent, unexciting lineup possible]

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

And they’re going to give the Brewers’ staff a PERFECT GAME!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a work of art, really.

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

In Bochy’s defense, he had to verify Velez’s VROOOOOM and that Whiteside is still a superior game caller.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

but zuan’s calling a perfect game.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, a PERFECT GAME? Man, not often one gets to see a PERFECT GAME.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

In fact, this would be the first time I’ve ever listened to a PERFECT GAME!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This would also be my first PERFECT GAME. What a PERFECT coincidence.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I may only be listening to this game, but Schierholtz would have caught that.

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

They can’t risk him crashing into fences this early.

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Velez: VROOM FACTOR 4
Bochy: MAKE IT SO

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

ALL THIS VROOM

And not even an infield hit.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

vroom only applies between 1st and 3rd, especially when sliding past 2nd

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait.

It’s a PERFECT GAME? Is it a PERFECT GAME I’m listening to?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

It sure is a PERFECT DAY to listen to a PERFECT GAME and nothing that happens could make this less of a PERFECT GAME

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Just a perfect day,
Drink Sangria in the park,
And then later, when it gets dark,
We go home.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

We should be getting moar VROOM for our buck

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

things I wouldn't have guessed

Danny Tartabull first came up as a shortstop.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

No shit? I would not have guessed that either.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

As late as 1986, he was playing some second base (which I knew – he was playing second during Clemens’s 20 K game, which was recently on the MLB Network).

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

and he also is an actor.

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey guys…what’s that term for a game where the pitcher retires all 27 batters consecutively? A no-hitter? Is that it?

by Cheeeese! on Mar 4, 2010 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

not a Wellemeyer…

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember what you call the kind where you get 27 of 28 and Uribe makes an error…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

A “Yeah, Man, I Totally Forgive You For Ruining My Perfect Game, Why Wouldn’t I, It’s Not Like It’s A Fucking Perfect Game Or Anything And I’m Typically Mediocre”?

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Zito is typically mediocre. Jonathan Sanchez is too uneven to be typically anything.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s lunchtime, so I won’t be listening to this PERFECT GAME any longer, but I’m sure the PERFECT GAME will come to completion and Grant will make a post about the PERFECT GAME.

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

sorry for being slow...

but are we jinxing them right now?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 4, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I just like writing PERFECT GAME in all capital letters.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re either trying to jinx it or call it as early as possible. I’m not quite sure.

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s the intent, but 1981 isn’t wrong either :)

PERFECT GAME!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If only all the Giants offensive woes could be solved with ALL CAPS.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

EUGENIO VELEZ AND EMMANUEL BURRISS WILL COMBINE FOR 107 HOME RUNS.

Done and done!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

one summer in my backyard I hit 89 HRs

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny, I once set the all-time record for most RBIs!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Man vs. Food!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My God, you guys were stat nerds that early?

HEY GUYS MY STICKBALL WOBA IS .400!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Also in my backyard, the Giants won the World Series in 2006, beating the Toronto Blue Jays in seven games. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Young

the Giants have been winning WS since the 60’s. With the Willies and WilRiv nobody could stop us

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it was more like 1986 when this happened in my backyard. But, you know, it wouldn’t be believable that the Giants could win with a six-year old third baseman.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re trying to, but the baseball gods might be reading the intent in our hearts, and laughing.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The baseball gods are too smart to be fooled by the old ALL-CAPITALS trick.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

JUNEAU

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

TALLAHASSEE

meh.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

SANTA FE

Are ya there

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister went to college there!

I was trying to figure out how many state capitals I’ve been too the other day. I can’t remember what number I came up with.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

AUSTIN

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Represent.

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Mar 4, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Not one of the ones I’ve been to.

I’ve barely been to Texas at all, actually. Mostly just been through the train and had layovers in airports.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

looking at a map

17.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been to seven: Montgomery, Atlanta, Jackson, Oklahoma City, Nashville, Columbia and Phoenix. But I hadn’t even thought about it until you wrote this.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Sacramento, Salem, Olympia, Carson City, Salt Lake City, Denver, Phoenix, Santa Fe, St. Paul, Tallahassee, Atlanta, Dover, Trenton, Albany, Hartford, Providence, Boston.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool! It never hurts to add one more. /cough SCENIC MONTGOMERY ALABAMA /cough

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, once you’ve seen Dover, everything else is a letdown.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL IRL

I guess when you’ve been beat, you’ve been beat.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

And I only thought of it because I live in a state capital now, and we were driving by Florida’s LOL-tastic phallic state capitol building:

It even has testicles!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

True story, at least according to author Diane Roberts: The new capitol was built in the early ‘70s, when Reuben Askew was the governor. The old-guard Tallahasseans took to referring to the new structure derisively as "Reuben’s Erection." Wonder if anyone still does.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been to Sacramento and Juneau,.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

my favorite funfact about Juneau

You can’t drive there. You can get your car there via ferry, but there are no outside freeways or other roads that connect to Juneau.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Baggs was on it right away too.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I don’t like his articles either, but there’s no reason to spread rumors about his sex life.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

“Zito” is a trending topic in San Francisco among Twitter users.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I am proud to say I helped contribute to that #

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

And thats supposed to be a number sign, not a twitter hash tag

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Does “trending topic” just mean a word that a lot of people are saying, or what?

/doesn’t do twitter

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

THATS….WHAT….SHE….SAAAAAAAAAAAID

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Rickie Weeks is in the best shape of his life!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

That would actually be pretty ironic of the Brewers got a perfect game against us in an OMG RETALIATION game

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

posey would have taken the bait

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

Whiteside cannot catch Gomez!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

Corey Hart just wants to get goggles

Like the cool kids.

Sandoval, etc.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

WIT RIMS?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

“they’re spinning n#$%^”

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

in ur foul territory, catchin ur popups

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

Time for Torres to flash his power

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

teachin these kids how to K

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He flashed it alright.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hm, I must have blinked

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Potential irony – the Giants actually win a game without a hit but by drawing a ton of walks.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Watch Renteria single to break up the PERFECT GAME and then hit .240 over the season and Bork won’t replace him because HE GETS CLUTCH HITS IN SPRING TRAINING!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

But renteria fixed all his problems with surgery! WHAT IS GOING ON??

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Fixed!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

OCTAGON!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG Craig Counsell just threw out his World Series compatriot Edgar Renteria!

jeez hey I enjoyed the ‘97 series too but come on it’s 13 years.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

Are you forgetting that Renteria is good because of that series?

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I think of Craig Counsell scrapping around the backup infields with two honkin’ Series rings and I want to curl up into a ball and suck my thumb under a snuggie

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

But I don’t use Twitter…SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME!

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

IT MUST BE CONTAGIOUS BECAUSE I’VE GOT IT TOO!

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No facebook either…but I do visit alt.sex.unix regularly.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Something else we have in common.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Too many shameless sfgiants.com promos for my liking

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

You’d prefer some shameful ones?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

So I just got here. Has anybody interesting done anything interesting?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

Torres flashed something.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

suppan threw two PERFECT INNINGS

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

VROOM, VROOM, no hits, K’s, Zito hit Prince, Hank Greenwald is all about the web 2.0

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The whole notion of Web 2.0 amuses me. Like it’s supposed to be a new thing to have user-driven and created content and such. THAT’S WHAT THE WHOLE INTERNET USED TO BE, DUDE!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

in simpler words, no

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The Goggles, They do Nothing!!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

voice in the background

“Doug, is it on now?”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

TWSS

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

TWPMS!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s: Pattie Mayonnaise

Ohhhhhh… I just got that name.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You JUST got that now?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t though about Pattie Mayonnaise in, like, 15 years, okay.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You used to think about her a lot, dintcha.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Obligatory

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG HIS NAME IS SKEETER… o_0

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I looked it up too. Now I need to know who Doug is.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, now my childhood’s been ruined.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s real slang. I think somebody just thought it would be funny to be disgusting about a cartoon.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

More Urban Disctionary:

The other day “It’s a trap” was the Urban Word of the Day.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, we’re through four, still a PERFECT GAME, now I’m starting to get genuinely concerned.

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

It would be pretty embarassing to suffer a PERFECT GAME in spring training.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing FLew will break it up soon. Real soon.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

in front of legions of scouts

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY DOUG IS IT ON NOW???

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

Listening on At Bat iPhone app, too?

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

Do you have a problem with me listening to the PERFECT GAME on my iPhone or do you think it’s just your thing to listen to PERFECT GAMES on the iPhone?

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not at all

I’m listening on my iPhone, too. For some reason MLB.com isn’t letting me use my login, or register?

iPhone docked, MCC on Firefox 3, I’m good to go.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

also

PERFECTGAMEPERFECTGAMEPERFECTGAMEPERFECTGAMEPERFECTGAMEPERFECTGAMEPERFECTGAMEPERFECTGAMEPERFECTGAMEPERFECTGAMEPERFECTGAME

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes bangin’ my Dre headphones

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

RESPECT BITCH

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharlon Schoop?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Lil Wayne.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

/spittake

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

“I’m sure Jeremy Affeldt can’t wait for the season to start. Subscribe to MLB.TV today!”

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

“… which wouldn’t make them Live anymore.” omg I burst out laughing

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

DFAFFELDT!1111

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

He'll allow a baserunner

just to induce a nice DP.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Brilliant! Was pitching for the triple play though

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

waiting for the split squad game against Rowand.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

how the hell do you give up a single up the middle with the Prince Fielder shift?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

cachet

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

6-4-3.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

Wait, really? I lost my feed.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And the Affeldt double play magic continues

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

Wait who are you again?

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

He sure is quiet

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it when people talk into the mic.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Mumblin’ Marty

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell me all about Marty Laurie

I’ve never heard of him. Just know he did A’s stuff.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

He did some kind of “Today in Baseball” show or something before A’s games.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Good way to prepare for the Mykill Urbane show.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

this is mainly the backup squad right?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 4, 2010 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

renteria, zito, uribe, sandoval

yep. except they start, too

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

K-A-R-S-Cars for kids!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

From Baggs
Prince Fielder just singled off Jeremy Affeldt in fifth inning. Pinch runner comes out, but Prince waves him off. Unfinished business?

OH MY GOD IS HE GOING TO DO THE BOWLING BALL THING AGAIN

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

He just wanted to barrel over whoever is holding down SS or 2B

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I just fell asleep twice listening to this guy

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

who the hell is he and why do i want to bash his head in a la eli roth vs the nazis

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

FFFUUU

Spoiled. Damn it, iPhone app.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

PERFECT GAME’s a little less PERFECT

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

HUZZAH!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

URIBE!

Breaks up perfect games.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:38 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

LOL right? /jonathan sanchez has a sad

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

PRAISE WITH GREAT PRAISE

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

Per Marty Lurie: “Uribe’s in great shape…”

Not the best.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

FREDEMPTION!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

now just think about the middle reliver we will get for trading Lewis at the end of spring training…

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

Wow, this game is draining my battery.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

Metaphorically?

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That too.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit! Valez must fail

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

I lost my feed again – how did he get on?

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Whaddayathink?

VROOM VROOM

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

whiteside with the bases loaded…

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

Dude hits grand slams.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Grand Slam against the NL Central again?

by Hamed on Mar 4, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

great now Posey will be stuck in AAA for 3 more years.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

ELI!!!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Mar 4, 2010 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

Pretty sure he just locked up the backup catcher job.

by FireBrianSabean on Mar 4, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Two RBIs for white guy.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

I"M MISTER WHITESIDE!!

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

Comin out of the cage and my swing is just fine

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta gotta swing low cause I want a spot

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It started out with a strike

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

it was only a strike, it was only a striiike.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

How did it end with a strike? It was only a strike… it was only a strike….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

now I’m catching Zito, and he’s calling me up, while he’s having a steak, and Sanchy too.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Now Molina’s starting, and I’m back on the bench.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But Bochy won’t play Bustahhh
Buster just pouts
And I’m secureeee

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And I just gotta swing, it’s killing me

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

SANCHY’S CONTROLLLLL

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Jealousy, while I’m still on the bench

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

hitting grand slams
catching no hittersss

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT IT’S JUST BASEBALL
TRIPLE A IS CALLING ME
BEST GAME CALLER
BECAUSE IM MR. WHITESIDE.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Velez’s vrooom seems to be lacking, why didn’t he score?

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

C’mon, Bowker!

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll take an RBI groundout

by FireBrianSabean on Mar 4, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The most emotion out of the broadcast in that Whiteside hit

I guess Brewers fans can’t afford to make a little trek down to AZ?

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

Sacto’s finest!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

bowker gets the job done

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

RUNNING WILD, BROTHER!

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hulk Hogan is on the Giants?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Bowkermania, brother

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Hulk Hogan?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA, BROTHER

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

TAKE THAT PRINCE FIELDER

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

Torres w/a ribeye!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

As I was saying in the draft thread, Lurie sounds baked.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

why haven’t they turned his mic up yet?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And like he doesn’t know how to talk into the mic.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Marty Lurie is good luck. He also thinks Schierholtz has RF locked up

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

I think each one of us knows more about the Giants than Marty Lurie….but I’ll bet he could dissect the hell out of a Travis Buck at bat.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I do like that he keeps making the case for Bowker.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

a wrist injury followed up by shin splints?

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I love me some Bowker too

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Will Clark and wilriv both like Pill!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

racists think alike

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The idea of Torres as a late inning pinch runner really scares me.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

I keep losing my feed? Anybody else or is it just me? Tell me this happens to everybody, please!

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

That first sentence is actually a statement, not a question.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It keeps cutting out for me.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Going fine for me, just seems to be this strange uninformed voice breaking in every 30 seconds or so…I think it might be a virus

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw it, this feed is just getting annoying. I suppose I could just work instead of listening to the game.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Get an iPhone

No stutters.

Though I should go back to writing my paper.

Wanna switch places?

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends, what’s your paper on?

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Lab writeup for Biology. Nothing to think of, just summaraizing things. Wanna keep up with MCC people instead

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

All right, but you have to write up the memo I’m working on.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck work, keep drinking.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are mutually exclusive?

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Not if you’re a bartender…

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey dont need playing time

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

Not with Whiteside’s bases loaded prowess!!

by FireBrianSabean on Mar 4, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

STEVE HOLM! \O/

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

GPoser must not even have stamina to catch in ST

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

he needs more experience before he’s ready to catch in spring training.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

STEVE HOLM!

LOL POSEY!

by ryanmiles on Mar 4, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

I miss you Arrested Development.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Luis Peguero?

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

At least he corrected himself eventually.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Horatio Caine is at bat?

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

did I mishear

Or did Greenwald just say “Luis Peguero” is in CF?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

what minor league team does Greenwald announce for?

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

grizz

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

oh i hate him oh i hate him oh i hate him
Hey Prince Fielder, was the HR celebration worth getting hit with a pitch? “You’re damn right it was worth it,” he told Brewers scribes.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

Prince Fielder is now on my list of players I don’t like.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

whatta prick

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 4, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito is the prick. Why wouldn’t Fielder say it wasn’t worth it?

by JetSam on Mar 5, 2010 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Him and LaRoche are my newest editions to that list

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

especially since it was just getting hit by Zito.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling this isn’t over

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I had have Runzler or Hinshaw put an emphasis on the point.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

just wait for 10th inning fielder/wilson showdown

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely. Lincecum would be the logical target. Put him on his ass. Then drill him in the back. And send Bochy and Righetti their own boxes of tampons.

by JetSam on Mar 5, 2010 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Send Zito out there with a ball stuffed into a t-shirt cannon and we’ll see who’s laughin.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Can he pitch like that?

/Zito gains 10 MPH on fastball, throws pitches into upper deck.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It really should be.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Brewers play against us in SF in September. Could be fun

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hm, I wonder if it’s worth getting hit twice…

by ryanmiles on Mar 4, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Its not worth once.

by JetSam on Mar 5, 2010 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I cried.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Sosa had good year last year

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

You would think Greenwald of all people would know our farm system.

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by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Henry Sosa pitching. Cool.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAN

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

Noonan in the game.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

Doug Greenwald doesn’t know much of anything about the new park in Richmond.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

Question:

does anyone know how the park plays? Dodd was pitching friendly

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I recall the Braves minor league system as whole had a reputation for having pitcher-friendly ballparks.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

From what Doug Greenwald tells me, it will probably be warmer in April!

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by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Noonan’s gotta gun!

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

Holm lowers the boom! Velez > Noonan > Holm.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

sounded like FBAL did some assassinating.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

Sic semper tyrunners.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No one gets by Steampunk Lincoln

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, he looks noble.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s why he was Alameda County’s greatest president.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn it Brewers, quit making Valez look good.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 4, 2010 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

as long as they do not make the Velez guy look good we are ok

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Valez – is that the illegitimate son of Merkin Valdez and Eugenio Velez?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

What a raw talent baby.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sandoval off the schneid

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

Does Greenwald sound disgusted by Frandsen’s name?

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

URIBE IS NOT “GONNA” START AT 2B OK?

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, the guy with the quiet voice thinks Frandsen is “back in the mix.” LOL him.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

he might take up bartending

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Only because of the Burriss injury though.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

These guys are almost annoying me into keeping track of this game on gameday

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i think

it’s marty laurie…the A’s pregame dude…

by kezargiants on Mar 4, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

it got resolved?

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I want to know the answer.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i think the song might be called “DunEr Master Dune Remix” by the Err-or Bros

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 4, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard that song before

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Final Countdown, obv.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 4, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

LOL @ der der der derrr

by chilibean_3 on Mar 4, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

What'd I miss

From skimming posts, it appears that I have missed:
- Zito pegging Fielder to a standing ovation
- A perfect game broken up by Uribe, possible cheating of game
- America’s pastime (not a sport) for a few innings

Y/N

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Mar 4, 2010 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

Torres punched out Braun for quoting too much literature on the baseball field.

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

PARADOX

I’m support both of those actions. We need more literary chatter in the outfield, but I’m also in favor of Ryan Braun getting punched occasionally. Choices, choices.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you. But Torres doesn’t.

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Guillermo Mota does NOT have 6 fingers

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither does Ugeth Urbina.

by quincy0191 on Mar 4, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

An Bob Ojeda cut off one of his finger tips by being a drunken buffoon.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Fact

he has 8. And 2 thumbs

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, wil, are you my wife?

She insisted for the longest time that thumbs are not fingers.

BLESS YOU DICTIONARY.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Mar 4, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

that was Alfredo Amezaga, wasn’t it?

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Alfonseca, I think.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

ah that’s the one.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Me likey the tune by The Heavy – How You Like Me Now

by wilriv21 on Mar 4, 2010 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

is that the one in that car commercial?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You can hear that much with Dr. Dre’s Beats?

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Hank Greenwald and Marty Lurie

There is a reason why they’re on the webcast and not the flametorch.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

No shit

Greenwald puts me to sleep and Lurie is just obnoxious. Maybe don’t hire retired lawyers.

by Rorsavelt on Mar 4, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha:

Description: In on air morning news segment, two Australian anchors demonstrate motion-based curling game for Nintendo Wii. Both presenters inadvertently simulate certain facets of sexual act, while simultaneously exclaiming verbal TWSS.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 2:26 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone else giddy

when Hank and Marty were talking about speed?

HG: What statistic would you use?

VROOOOMM

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on Mar 4, 2010 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

Take me out to the ball game!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....

by capnk on Mar 4, 2010 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Putting out at the ball game
Putting out for a crowd

It gets worse from there.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Book of Eli Whiteside

Anyone have an idea where that Book Of Eli Whiteside graphic was posted? Thought that was hilarious and wanted to show a buddy called Eli.

by DustyG on Mar 4, 2010 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/2/17/1314557/top-prospects-part-mcmxvii-the-top#

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Word

That is damn good.

by DustyG on Mar 4, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Granny?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

“Giants have some depth in catching now.”
Uh…

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 4, 2010 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

jesus

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

by sanfrankid on Mar 4, 2010 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

Hayzeus!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2010 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

EHIRE!

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

wow.

No walks in 7 innings. Why am i surprised?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2010 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

brewers dont pitch balls

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, that's probably it.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Meulens doesn’t like to cheat the game. Neither does Bork. Neither do the Giants.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Franny!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2010 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

Happy birthday, Romo!

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

UNDEFEATED

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

winners don’t walk!

by fantastical on Mar 4, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

2-0!!!!!!!!!

Cactus league world champs

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Mar 4, 2010 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

Do we dance after a spring training win?

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Mar 4, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

quite a few yesterday.

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by bgunn on Mar 4, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Bocock 2-4 as a DH!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

How many pot jokes did they make?

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

game over?

i can’t get audio or refresh the mlb page

by Chucknasty on Mar 4, 2010 3:14 PM PST reply actions  

Done

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Mar 4, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

FELDER JUS PLAIS THA GAYM!

ESPN are having a field day with this.

by srpwrd on Mar 4, 2010 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

Another tough work day - another victory

One of these days I will get to follow a game.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 4, 2010 7:00 PM PST reply actions  

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