The Buck Doesn't Stop Here (sadly)
Joe Buck signs contract extension with Fox, will continue to call ruin regular and postseason baseball games until at least 2014.
about 2 years ago
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The guy hates baseball, why would they do this!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
At least HBO had the good sense to cancel his talk show.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Mar 31, 2010 9:51 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Resulting in his having to keep his day job.
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Mar 31, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t it last like two shows? Nice job Buck. Why don’t you take the hint?
by deuce deuce on Mar 31, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Artie for at least making one of them entertaining
by m34josh on Mar 31, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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WHERE is the Joe Buck loop gif?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Mar 31, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
HE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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How can he continue to balance two announcing jobs yet still keep up with Dancing With The Stars?
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 31, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions
Sad
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 31, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions
He flogs the Fox promos with great enthusiasm — I doubt they care about much beyond that.
My Bucardo is better than yours.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
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Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 31, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
Does anyone in the world actually like Joe Buck? I’ve never come across any fan, casual or hardcore, who didn’t hate his guts.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
How much further can he ride on his father’s coattails? Those things gotta be shredded by now?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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If Joe Buck was asked to report on the end of the world while it was happening, would he still use a bored monotone?
by Seasick fish on Mar 31, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
/Moons Joe Buck
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
/asks Joe Buck if his favorite website is suckingcock.com
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