Giants win game, World Series chances improve
Quick, non-serious thoughts:
- Brian Wilson has apparently lost his closer's job, as he came into the game in the fifth inning. I can't believe the Giants would do that.
- Lincecum was a lock to start Opening Day, but even that's in doubt now. If he can only go one inning in his starts, he'll put a lot of stress on the bullpen. This reminds me of his early struggles last year, and we all know that he didn't recover from that.
- Buster Posey has real problems with balls that hit the backstop on the fly. Look out, Fresno. If he can't catch pitches six feet above his head, maybe he does need more seasoning.
- Aubrey Huff's home run proves he should be the cleanup hitter, and...wait, he really is the cleanup hitter? Well, that's not funny.
- The offense, if it maintained an eight-run-per-game pace, would shatter every team offensive record in the books. Not bad for a team that most of you haters said was "awful", "repugnant","abominable", "ugly", "horrific", "ghastly", "dreadful", "abominable", "appalling", and "depressing." You were all wrong.
- I don't know Ricky Orta, but I don't like him. Thomas Neal is probably writing the same thing on his blog right now.
It was pretty danged nice to listen to some baseball again, even if there isn't anything meaningful to take from it.
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I like baseball.
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by Natto on Mar 3, 2010 3:58 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
The feeling is not mutual. >:(
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rec'd
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 3, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
i like how you say rec'd
then don’t rec it.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
[REC]

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So it’s been recorded?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
Well, Mr. Grant, the Giants only managed 8 runs because they went to extra innings. They clearly won’t keep up that pace unless they go to extra innings every game.
So there.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:00 PM PST reply actions
New strategy: Go to extra innings every game.
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
This will not work, as it will cause most of our “gritty vets” to miss Matlock
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
lol
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Mar 4, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
Is Matlock still on?
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I need more baseball – should I watch the replay of the Yankees-Pirates game?
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:02 PM PST reply actions
Just watch Andrew McCutchen
and fast forward through the rest of that nonsense
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
but Brett Gardner!!!!!
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
And Tim Alderson!
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I forgot about him
/Has a sad
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Moved on
/Has a glad
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 4, 2010 12:20 AM PST up reply actions
Don't eat undercooked meat
/that’d be bad
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Remembers the 80s
/Has a rad
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Missing Pieces
/who should the Giants add
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
That's what she said
/What a fad
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The question is can you stand the Yankees broadcast team long enough to get your fix?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
Who’s listening to the games tomorrow on SFGiants.com?
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
mlb.com?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 3, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
I might if the gorram Android app arrives.
http://goldengatebeerbars.com/
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe, I think I should try to get some work done though.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
ralph
is it me, or is barbieri a downer after listening to a game?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
There’s a strong argument that he’s always a downer.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
He always sounds like someone’s last words.
http://goldengatebeerbars.com/
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
and then there’s tom, just hankerin’ at the bit to get to basketball
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 3, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
Its because he has no neck…just 7 rolls of fat between his skull and his clavicle. He also hasn’t learned how to move his lips when he speaks, which is why he talks through his nose. I mean what do you expect from a guy whose only meaningful relationship was with a test tube, a petri dish, and a blender?
Ralf’s primary redeeming feature is that he annoys the living shit out of Sabean and will not let him forget Mando. So he has that going for us.
Which is nice
by E Ticket on Mar 3, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
Mostly he’s just an ass whenever.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Mar 3, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
SUCK IT WHOEVER WE PLAYED
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Mariners
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 3, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
Serious issue
I thought Guzman was gone. (Thought someone else picked him up.) Now I feel bad for adopting Huff
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I thought someone in the AL (maybe the Red Sox) would give him a shot, but nobody grabbed him off waivers. If he’s still around by my turn, I’ll happily take over your parental duties. I promise to treat him nice.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
Oh BS!
I was a WONDERFUL parent. I defended both his honor and crappy defense.
I still love you, sweet Jesus
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
You abandoned him as soon as you heard the word designated. Wonderful parent my ass. You put him on a bus and didn’t even watch it to the end of the block.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
Were you around when he was DFA'd?
I had a freak out for the ages
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I believe you. But then you forgot about him as soon as he was gone. How do you think that makes him feel? Like an ex who immediately moves on, and to an older, fatter guy too.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
There's a gal in my office whose husband died last week...
…and she’s already back at work.
My wife and I were talking about it and I told my wife I wouldn’t go back to work that quickly. I might be dating again, but wouldn’t be back at work.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
by Goofus on Mar 3, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ha – now that’s the way to look at it.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
I might be back at work. I couldn’t imagine just sitting alone in an empty house or being with friends and family who don’t know what to say.
At work, I could just work.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
That’s exactly why she returned. Although there’s a risk of burying yourself in work might just delay the mourning process.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
A three week sabatical to Vegas would be a better distraction
would a casino be able to change out a life insurance check?
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
Ha. Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
How about that Huff?
My boy can whack it with the best of ’em!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
He sure can beat it.
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Masturbation.
Sorry, not subtle enough?
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
I'd continue, but don't want to be spent before the season starts
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
TWSS!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 3, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
It's better to be a whole measure off than a beat off
So says my music teacher.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 3, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
He creams it everyday
the baseball, that is
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Wait, he masturbates with a baseball? Well that’s unusual at least…
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
No he creams the ball-as in hits far
He just gets good wood and sprays it all over the field
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
He's spunky
He sure jacked one yesterday…
Also a master of the squeeze play
Harbors Legitimate Concerns About 2010 Season
At least spell it right. Or people will think you don’t know what you’re talking about.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

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Huff aka Pee Wee Herman
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure Roadtrip hangovers.
by E Ticket on Mar 3, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions

“Yep…I still got it.”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
his left hand is in a cup.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
No, he’s using a left-handed, reverse grip technique. That’s some advanced ’batin right there.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
That’s a great technique.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
“GM Brian Sabean watches his baseball team play baseball game. He brought with him some spare parts.
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
Freddy Sanchez called dibs on that foot
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 3, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
This picture totally made me figure it out
He’s Steve Zissou!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Caption:
“Only five more days till Final Fantasy XIII. Who the hell is that in Right Field?”
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 4, 2010 12:22 AM PST up reply actions
Velez in RF today according to the radio!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions
note to Doug Greenwald
get the Yakity Sax clips ready
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
Aaron Rowand is the greatest leadoff hitter of all time.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
Today mainly. But if keeps up this pace, he’ll own the leadoff spot with that 1.000 avg/obp.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
I swear to god
Someone here would criticize a player who batted 1.000 for not being able to take a walk
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
considering that that 1.000 average is unsustainable...
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Right up until the point he actually forgets to squeeze his cheeks, and leaves a big coiled rope in the batters box
by E Ticket on Mar 3, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
LEAD OFF HITLER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That deserves a ’shop
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 3, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions
/....waits patiently....
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 3, 2010 11:43 PM PST up reply actions
You missed an opportunity to make a very small, but very effective edit to the bottom of that x under his left arm there.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 3, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions
Wanted to be tasteful…
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 3, 2010 11:56 PM PST up reply actions
In light of Inglorious Basterds
The bat-wielding thing is very weird.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Creepy.
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Kiesch showing some speed
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 3, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions
Spring Trainging Game 1
Burriss outperforms Frandsen in Spring Training yet again!
Burriss: 1
Frandsen : 0
/auto-defenestrates
Dear Internet,
Please fire Brian Sabean.
Signed,
Me
FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 3, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
Prediction for the number of hits this year
Burriss -1
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Am I the only one not sad about Burriss’ apparent re-injury? Don’t get me wrong – I feel bad that the dude got hurt. That sucks for anyone. But I can’t be upset if it keeps him off the big-league roster.
I’m a bad person, aren’t I.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
the worst.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
He’s not making the big league roster.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
But VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
burriss
Is there a link about the injury? This is the first I’ve heard of it.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
How did the kids perform?
Any info on any of the kids – GPoser, Bummy, Kiesch, Pill, Crawford etc?
Did they have good ABs?
Did they hit the ball hard?
Though Bummy’s velocity was around 88 how did he pitch?
Did Pillapalooza look good at 1b? At the plate?
Hope Neal and Burriss is ok
Yes
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I am really interested in the answer to the Madison question.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
THT is claiming a 89.3 AVG MPH FB
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
I think KLaw had him at 87-88
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
So what was the story with the KNBR streaming coverage? Were they only allowed to do one inning, or did they manage to “sneak in” a bit of coverage before the MLB shut it down? What can we expect for future games on the radio?
Some of it was streamed on KNBR.com. I’m sure that which was, was a mistake (not them sneaking it in). If you expect to listen to a bunch of ST you should get mlb gameday audio. about half of the games are gonna be GDA only, anyways.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
what happened to burriss?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
bummerooski
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 3, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
I thought I heard someone on KNBR today saying that Burriss had been saying that the foot never really felt right until …January? That just stinks…
I still have hope for Burriss
but I am worried that this foot thing will make him slow, which will make him retired. Not cool.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah! Forgot about that. Gotta remember which app I was using for that. . .
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Did anyone listen to the game on the I phone app? It kept shutting off. I can’t complain though, since it’s working two weeks before they said it would.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Mar 3, 2010 6:06 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I was listening through an iPod touch, and only had it drop twice. I was horrifyingly impressed by the ability to get live streaming radio on my iPod. Now i know what old people feel like with technology.
Clarke's Third Law
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
I like Douglas Adams’
“Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”
DODGERS SUCK!!!
first one of the new season
by 49erEmpire on Mar 3, 2010 6:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Suck it Russell Martin
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I missed most of this game due to a software problem of job threatening magnitude
So I am glad the Giants won.
LOL OCEAN-GOING GUYS!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 3, 2010 6:20 PM PST reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Mar 3, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
SUSAN!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 3, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions

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damn you!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m the only one who had the common courtesy to smile.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 3, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 3, 2010 11:55 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, what a jackass
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 4, 2010 12:29 AM PST up reply actions
//waits for the picture of the two ladies who didn’t want to be in the same picture with Benitez (?).
"meh"
I had a pic of a dude doing a thumbs down with Armando smiling. I can’t find it anymore =(
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 4, 2010 12:08 AM PST up reply actions
Youze guyz are awesome
I needed this laugh.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 4, 2010 5:52 AM PST up reply actions
The next step is to do something with that phantom foot.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions 9 recs
someone should do something with 2010 Brian Sabean and 1997 Brian Sabean
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Rec’d.
This is shaping up quite nicely.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
rec'd hard
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 4, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions
lolwut
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DONT MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE THAT
When I do I can’t stop coughing. HILARIOUS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Yes!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This is just fantastic!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 4, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions
Well, he wouldn’t be sitting alone anymore, now would he?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 4, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
Oh hey… the Giants just emailed me to let me know that there’s a game on the radio right now!!!
Nice timing guys.
Do they do midnight replay for ST ?
Cool. What night of the week is that show on?
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Mar 3, 2010 7:21 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
OT
Dad got denied a visitor’s visa! He has to pursue his immigrant visa instead. I want him here for the first month of April dammit!
JUST A CITY BOY
Lewis embraces advice from Griffey!
He’s gonna need alot more than Griffey’s advise,I hope Griffey’s teaching him how to track down a flyball aswell!!!
I’ll tell Lewis in person that he sucks. It isn’t about the internet…it’s about his inability to actually be good at baseball.
WELL THE MANGAGEMENT IS MAKING ALOT OF BAD DECISIONS .BRONCO
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See the picture on the write-up on the AZgiants.com site? His forearm looks ripped. I don’t remember him being so muscular.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
best shape of his life
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
probably
as long as they played the game “the right way”
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
MANGAGEMENT NEEDS 2 WORK ON DECISION MAKING SKILLS .USEFUL_IDIOT
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 4, 2010 12:32 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t know if you enjoy reading this kind of stuff, but if you liked this movie (Best serious baseball movie ever) than you might enjoy reading Shoeless Joe and Ragtime Baseball
Its been a few years since I read it. As I recall the book filled in nicely some details that were not in the movie, particularly the transcript of Jackon’s testimony. He really was more victim than perpetrator. Another piece of collateral damage caused by “the business” of baseball.
Glad somebody besides me thinks this movie rakes.
by E Ticket on Mar 3, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions
I thought I sat on the remote or something
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 4, 2010 12:07 AM PST up reply actions
Bob Costas needs a break sometime.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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OMG PATRICK WILLIS TWITTERED ME IM SO AWESOME
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
BAM BAM
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
no slashfic please
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions
MLB Network Spring Training Games...
Bringing you all the ST games you want to see!
Tues. 3/2: Braves and Mets
Wed. 3/3: Pirates and Yankees
Thurs. 3/4: Mets and Cardinals
Fri. 3/5: Yankees and Tampa Bay Raptors
Sat. 3/6: Yankees and Blue Jays
Sun 3/7: Red Nex and Orioles
Mon 3/8: Yankees and Phillies
Tues 3/9: Astros and Mets
Thurs. 3/11: Red Nex and Mets
I like watching the NY teams, and I’m glad MLBN is showing games, but that’s ridiculous.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
Do they even know Arizona exists?
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
did not get the telegram about the Gadsden Purchase
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
There is a reason why. Both Yankees and Mets are televising a ton of games, which other teams are not.
"meh"
there are 4 games being televised tomorrow
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
3 on Saturday, 4 on Sunday
which is as far as the MLB.TV schedule goes.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
Part of me wishes for a eternal off season.
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
I guess Molina needs a rest.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
those $4M are heavy
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, I forgot… Whiteside is Zito’s bestest catcher. That explains it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah because ST is not the time to get Zito and Molina better acquanited
oh wait…yes it is…guess Whiteside needs to stay fresh
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
BESTEST CATCHER
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Continuing...
the Fred Lewis Showcase!
I might have to get MLBTV just to see him in a Giants uni a few more times.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions
Hooray for Velez in RF!
Since my resolution to watch this team mostly for the lulz, I’m enjoying this kind of stuff a lot more.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions
I'm gonna fuckin kill someone if they don't start playing posey
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
He has numchuck skills.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
He spent the offseason defending his uncle’s house from wolverines.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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True story
I can do a dead-on impersonation of napoleon. Is that something to be proud of? Probably not. But weirdly it’s by far the best impersonation I do
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Hey, apparently Russel Martin gained 20 pounds this offseason. He must have done a whole hell of a lot of sucking it to take in that many calories.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
WORST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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And swallowing.
too much?
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I can’t imagine that swallowing too little is what got him to this point.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
He eats because he's sad...
…and he’s sad because he sucks it.
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
/Emo Russell Martin pic
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
New Sunday Night Baseball analyst.
Replacing Steve Phillips is Orel Hershiser, joining Jon Miller and Joe Morgan in the booth.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

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