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Adopt A Giant 2010: Draft (sfoakbay and Gobroks)

EDIT: YES TWO PEOPLE CAN DRAFT AT ONCE.  IF #2 HAS NOT DRAFTED YET, BUT #3, 4, 5, 6, AND 7 HAVE DRAFTED, #2 AND #8 ARE ON THE CLOCK.

 

And now we begin.  Let's go over how this is going to work.  Below is the draft order, I'll be letting two people draft at a time (for the first, I'll let Lars pick his first pick first and then I'll put Goofus and myself up.  If you can figure out that you should be drafting, then you can draft.  But every so often I'll be updating the title of the FanPost with the names of the people who are up to the plate.

WHO YOU CAN DRAFT

Anyone related to the Giants organization.  Here is the 40-man Roster.  Here is the Non Roster Invitee list.  Here are the coaches and trainers.  Here are the Front Office people.  Here is the broadcasting team.  Here is SF Dugout's community prospect list (more comprehensive than our own).  They are not limited to these resources, perhaps there's a career minor leaguer you want to draft, and that's fine.  For you, at least.  We already knew you were strange.

WHO YOU CAN'T DRAFT

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WHAT IF I DIDN'T SIGN UP?

If you didn't catch the earlier threads then you can still draft, you'll be at the bottom, but you still are eligible to draft.  Also, after the draft is over, if anyone just wants to pick a still available player, that's fine.

Star-divide

DRAFT ORDER

sfoakbay

GiantVoodoo

ryanmiles

dregarx

fwoty oz

GiantFan

goGSW24

Chulk


Cody_ransom

The Enchanter

redhornet78

Scooter Ellis

MadBum

Ramah71

Texas Ranger

ACgiant97

AngelWillSaveUs

foothillsfan

Headhunter Rollins

The Thrill

Mike Hawk

OTTOMATIC

Scottsdale

jobrien9

capnk

microwave donut

DesertFox

theghostofjasonellison

DJ Tofu

gbears16

grape

pittsburghian

imovermyhead

Tim LinCyYoung

caincecum

sanfrankid

giantsfansince1981

crazedcrustecean

aaroncallagher

srpwrd

velvadp

Whiteteaandpoptarts

henwo

Heffe22

DubsFanByTheZoo

papajoelius

DoubleDuece22

TwoBagger

ringleader3

Drstankus

Kestrel76

capn

scout6

This FanPost is reader-generated, and it does not necessarily reflect the views of McCovey Chronicles. If the author uses filler to achieve the minimum word requirement, a moderator may edit the FanPost for his or her own amusement.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 3, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

With the first pick in the 2010 Adopt A Giant Draft...

Lars The Wanderer selects Karen Sweeney, Executive Assistant to the General Manager.

As the newly minted parent of Ms. Sweeney, I am taking advantage of my right to change her name to “Susan”.

Walrusman And Goofus are now on the clock (and they need to get down off the clock before they hurt themselves).

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 3, 2010 10:12 AM PST reply actions  

pics or it didn't happen

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s an Al Davis-type reach. What do you think Mel?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 3, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

YAY!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Mar 3, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I have more posts than that many people?

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 3, 2010 10:13 AM PST reply actions  

That was my feeling last year

I was flabbergasted

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 3, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Not everybody has time for the Gameday Posts. I spent the better part of 2008 in SF so I was able to rack up a huge number of posts then—-I’d be way, way lower without that.

by rotorueter on Mar 3, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, I haven’t been a regular on the gameday posts for…probably 3 seasons. I racked them up earlier though.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 3, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, you went by all-time number? Damn. Me and Pika have been here less than a year.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

My reaction was, “crap, I have less posts than that many people?”

I gotta step my post game up.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Mar 3, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I wasted my 5K posts by not realizing this was happening yet =(

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Mar 3, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

That makes me feel a little bit better about my draft position. Sorry.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Mar 3, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

WalrusMan's Pick

Roger Kieschnick

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by WalrusMan on Mar 3, 2010 10:17 AM PST reply actions  

You could say that again.

by rotorueter on Mar 3, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Not if you reload. I can fix my typos.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 3, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

But if you do that, my comment below will make no sense.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 3, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

WalrusMan's Pick

Roger Kiescchnick

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 3, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the next one.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 3, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Can i please be added? Totally missed these threads =(

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Mar 3, 2010 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

Done

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by WalrusMan on Mar 3, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Pedro Sandoval is available?

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 10:24 AM PST reply actions  

I think he’s single, you have a chance!

and no, bondslegend has him

by Giant Voodoo on Mar 3, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Read my comment again!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

/reads ‘read my comment again!’ again

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 3, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I was elected to lead

not to read!

I hate you and your witty name changing. :-)

by Giant Voodoo on Mar 3, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I call shenanagins!

This draft list is organized by SB Nation comments, not MCC.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Mar 3, 2010 10:26 AM PST reply actions  

SCANDAL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Mar 3, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll bring the pitchforks, who’s got the torches?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 3, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a handheld red flashlight …?

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 3, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

PiKA and Graham's one-on-one chat sessions

on various threads now reveal their true objective

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 3, 2010 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

we got some great chats that i think others could only hope for

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah ive just been using you to boost my draft position

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what is the draft position based on?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Number of comments this year, i think

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

wow… it hasn’t even been a year and i have over 10,000 comments

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I probably have about 7,000 now

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

damn…. maybe we should stay off the forums for a while…….. NAHHHH. By the way, i got Kid Cudi tix… 24 bucks each

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. That should be good,.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i think i’m somewhere pretty close to the stage… like it matters, alli care about is the music

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont think ive ever even been to a real concert. I needa go

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s pretty fun, i’ve only been to a few… Queens of the stone age, and The Roots, both were awesome

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds pretty cool. I actually just discovered The Roots the other day

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

See, i think that would be a band that you’d like, they’re not really rap, they’re like neosoul

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

They are alright. I like “Guns are drawn”

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, not a bad song, i mean, i reallllly liked when they came to UCLA one time and played… it was awesome, it was just an 8 minute montage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWuFJeXJyfg

or the solo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBB6NAqnpJ4&feature=related

sorry for all the vids

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If you're a fan of the Killers

I highly recomend you see them live

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 3, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yea i actually do like the Killers… i bet a live show would be pretty tight

by PiKAgiant on Mar 5, 2010 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw them last year

It was awesome

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 5, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It was kinda awkward though because I saw my freshman Bio teacher there

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 5, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I may just be getting older, but teachers are younger & hotter than ever before. At least in Texas.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 5, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it was a guy teacher so...

but my school does have a TILF

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 5, 2010 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You could always join the cool kids over on IRC…

by Merope on Mar 5, 2010 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Youv’e been used, do you feel dirty?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 3, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean HOT one on one chat seassions

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 3, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

sign me up please

I’m hoping that my pick will strike gold

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Mar 3, 2010 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

That sounds painful.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

AW GARRETT BROSHUIS RETIRED

Dammit. Just before I could draft him.

Srsly heartwrenching article on BaseballAmerica though. There’s a fanshot.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 3, 2010 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

That's just sad...

I hope he continues to write at some level, somewhere. I always liked reading Life In The Minors

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Mar 3, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow that is sad

I hoped he’d at least get a cup of coffee in the majors. The first minors game I went to after I had started reading BA and I knew who the guys were, he started. (Game 3 of Cal league championship in 05 vs Lake Elsinore)

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 3, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

technically

I guess you could still draft him. He just won’t pitch.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Mar 3, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Could I

Get added to the draft?

by Kestrel76 on Mar 3, 2010 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

Done.

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Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 3, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry if this is on the wrong thread...

I posted toward the end of the first thread a couple of days ago that I wanted to keep Barry. Didn’t see him on the no draft list, so I just wanted to clarify.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Mar 3, 2010 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

Same thing happened with myself and Andres Torres.

Ehh, whatever.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

With his pick in the 1st round of the 2010 draft, Goofus selects...

Aubrey Huff!

Can you whack it like this?
I can whck it like that.
But can you whack it like this?
Homeboy I’ll whack it like that!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Mar 3, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

Better change your sig

I guess I can’t adopt his ass now can I?

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Mar 3, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Done!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 3, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for drafting fast instead of jerking us around.

by rotorueter on Mar 3, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone was pullin' for me

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 3, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing you didn’t choke.

The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.

by EliminateMe on Mar 3, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Many chickens died to bring us this information

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 3, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t there be countless Mock Drafts all over the Internet and constant ESPN analysis of this?

by goGSW24 on Mar 3, 2010 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

Tim Kurkjian predicts:

rxmeister-Cole Hamels
PiKAgiant- Jon Lester
EliminateMe- CC Sabathia
rotoreuter- David Wright
thehavenot- Jacoby Ellsbury

The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.

by boonitez on Mar 3, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, not a bad idea

Jacoby is an awesome name

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Mar 3, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Tebow—is his pickoff move to first the best ever by a righty?

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Mar 3, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

This is about sports...

Please don’t politicize an American tradition.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Mar 3, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

he throws to first like a goddam LEADER!!!!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 3, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

At this rate, the draft will move rather quickly

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Thanks for sharing a year of your great career with the Giants and their fans.

by Speedforthewin on Mar 3, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s who I was planning on taking because I like him, but the masterbation jokes with Huff were just too much to resist.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 3, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I keep RafRod?

I’ve had dibs since it was reported that we signed him. I’ve just been really busy with school and work lately so I wasn’t able to put an earlier claim in.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Mar 3, 2010 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

Still available so yes.

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Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 3, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

NOTGARDO!

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Mar 3, 2010 3:30 PM PST reply actions  

thread fail

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Mar 3, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey

You can’t have my Notgardo.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Mar 6, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Ive only seen Takimoto post like twice…?

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 3:31 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, if we’re going by McC comments I should be way lower. I’ve been basically lurking the past year or so.

It's spelled "C-A-N-Z-A-N-O-S-P-A-R-E-N-T-S-D-O-N-T-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-N-H-I-M"

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 3, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I have seen you around, but not nearly as much as some of these other guys. But, youre below me, so I really dont care.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

But, youre below me, so I really dont care

TWHS

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 3, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as I cant get pregnant. Thank god for gravity.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

naw dude she has to be standing up, thats how gravity works

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 3, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I seem to have been left off the “existing adopters” list.

"And we plead and we pray for a glimmer of day,
As the night folds its wings and descends, exposing the loose ends."

Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Mar 3, 2010 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry, missed that one.

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Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 3, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear you were deemed to provide an unsafe environment for your adoptees.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah Aunt Spiker!!!! Who is your Aunt Sponge?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 3, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

With my selection of the 2010 McC draft......

since he was not claimed by the deadline….I select pitcher Tim Lincecum

"meh"

by SFGuy on Mar 3, 2010 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

BTW

If anyone feels that rog should keep him, I will select again.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Mar 3, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Your son is a WASHED UP TABLOID STONER!!!!!1

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 3, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

nah he never posts anymore, he doesn’t deserve a son so noble /wipes away tear

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 3, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well… tomorrow will be very fun, as i will be VERY VERY VERY intoxicated by about 6 AM Eastern standard time

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

Other than in class, when are you NOT intoxicated?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Mar 3, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ummmmmmmmm…. i know that was a joke… but the only time i am intoxicated are Friday nights and Saturday nights… tomorrow is green beer day, hence, going to the bars at 5:30 AM

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t wait to see your drunken draft pick!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 3, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ah man, I should really stop premature posting

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 3, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

well… dont worry bout it, i’ll be on here tomorrow probably

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It happens to every guy now and then.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 3, 2010 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

haha quincy091LOL you suck!

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Mar 3, 2010 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

Who is this “quincy091” of which you speak?

by quincy0191 on Mar 3, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

a real douche bag

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 3, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i saw numbers. they seemed interesting. honestly i definitely thought you’d have me, i guess i just piled up in the gamedays this year.

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Mar 5, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I can’t believe I’ve posted so much I was this high on the list. God help you guys having to read all that drivel. I thought I would be stuck with Eli Whiteside or somebody like that, but instead I proudly select his backup, Buster Posey.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Mar 3, 2010 7:32 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I didn’t think I was that high (no pun intended) either.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Mar 3, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s quite the upgrade

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Pika its your pick

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:03 PM PST reply actions  

The list at the top. And SFGuy(lincecum) and rx(Posey) already picked

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, but i think i was supposed to wait until there’s a new thread… or am i wrong?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

WalrusMan changes the title with the order, but it’s all the same thread.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 3, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you wait until prompted. You are not on the clock.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Mar 3, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

by WalrusMan, right?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You might have to check in-between drinks.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Mar 3, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA, good one…. too funny…. but i might have to use my droid…

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah its all you.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Can the picks be shown on the top of the page?

Its hard going through the comments to see who’s been picked. Or am I totally missing something

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 3, 2010 8:30 PM PST reply actions  

it was my understanding that after you pick you can put the next person on the clock

walrusman will update the title to reflect who’s next when he gets the chance

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 3, 2010 8:41 PM PST reply actions  

Yep
If you can figure out that you should be drafting, then you can draft. But every so often I’ll be updating the title of the FanPost with the names of the people who are up to the plate.

PiKA, you’re on the clock.

by goGSW24 on Mar 3, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw it, i’ll take Brock Bond

by PiKAgiant on Mar 3, 2010 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

anticlimactic

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 3, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 4, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

prove me wrong!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 5, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, EliminateMe is on the clock

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Thanks for sharing a year of your great career with the Giants and their fans.

by Speedforthewin on Mar 3, 2010 8:55 PM PST reply actions  

So is rotorueter.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Mar 3, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So boosting my comment totals is doing nothing for my draft status, but if any of you takes my soul brother there will be hell to pay HELL I TELL YOU

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 3, 2010 10:51 PM PST reply actions  

I wouldnt get your hopes up. You are pretty far down the list.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, you’ve immediately made him have a higher profile.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch yourself boy, i’m a steppin razor

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 4, 2010 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Noooooo.

So close.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 4, 2010 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

He wouldn’t have gotten past me.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Mar 4, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

nice

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Mar 4, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess that means I'm eligible to draft now

Since my boy Jonathan was taken one spot before I could draft, I will go with my backup plan and take Wheeler away from Texas Ranger.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Mar 4, 2010 7:36 AM PST reply actions  

EliminateMe hasn’t gone yet.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, then why did you pick?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 4, 2010 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Below is the draft order, I’ll be letting two people draft at a time (

I took this to mean that we were drafting in twos.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, I guess you’re right. EliminateMe should be picking before me. TheHaveNot got me excited up above.

I rescind my adoption and await EliminateMe’s choice.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

No I think you’re doin it right.

/Gets high blood pressure from geeky/creepy internet adoption!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Even if #2 would still be on, as long as 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 have gone #8 can pick as well.

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 4, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Noooooooo.

Goddammit, the drop-off after this pick is huge.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 4, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Shhh… not out loud. You’re going to hurt your eventual adoptee’s feelings.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

WE WERE HOPING YOU’D BE A GIRL!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 4, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Or at least a center fielder!

The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.

by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

dude WE WERE BORN ON THE SAME DAY, IT WAS FATE!!!!! This isn’t over, mark my words

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 4, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, get over it

Besides, my old boy shot somebody (allegedly). So I’m not worried. He’s got my back.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Mar 4, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

dude he’s from Georgia how do you know he wont shoot anybody

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 5, 2010 2:48 AM PST up reply actions  

ugh

all the good ones are getting taken.

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 4, 2010 8:46 AM PST reply actions  

BS!

Molina’s still there…and when he’s traded at the deadline, you get first right of refusal on who we get for him.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 4, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

no

I knew he was kidding… I just wanted to use the term “tub of slop-hacking lard”

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 4, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

and to think i was worried i was going to miss my pick

by jobrien9 on Mar 4, 2010 10:03 AM PST reply actions  

draft so far

looking through I think this is a list of who has been adopted:

Karen Sweeney
Roger Kieschnick
Aubrey Huff
Mark DeRosa
Tim LIncecum
Buster Posey
Brock Bond
Jonathan Sanchez
Zach Wheeler

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 4, 2010 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

I think the Wheeler pick doesn’t count. We’re waiting for EliminateMe’s pick.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 4, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

TexasRanger was just promising to cut any bitch who took his bro.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 11:08 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

and I keep my promises

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 4, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If I remember from last year’s draft, the reason for having two people draft is that the draft can progress if one person isn’t drafting. Could be wrong though.

It's spelled "C-A-N-Z-A-N-O-S-P-A-R-E-N-T-S-D-O-N-T-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-N-H-I-M"

Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 4, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, the draft did progress – rotorueter picked instead of EM. But if the draft keeps progressing, we’re not really having two people on the clock, are we? We’re just skipping whoever isn’t here.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 4, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Again, in the interests of the greater good, I agree to strike the Sanchez and Wheeler picks and wait for EliminateMe.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I totally agree

I originated the “adopt a Giant” program, but our resident registered offender is in charge now, so we should defer to him

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 4, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

A good point, but at the same time I understand progressing in the interests of time. Personally I’m happy to wait as long as necessary, especially since I anticipate very little being left once it gets to me. And rotorueter has very graciously offered to wait, so there’s no real harm in waiting.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Um

Seeing as how this whole site is probably a huge waste of time for all of us (every one of Grant’s payroll checks to us mods has bounced), “in the interest of time” isn’t really a compelling reason. It’s not like there’s any negative repercussions if the draft isn’t completed by a certain date.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 4, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you fail to appreciate the gravity of this situation — MY LIFE WILL BE RUINED!!!

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

While we wait… How about some dick jokes to entertain us, Goofus

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Mar 4, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He blew his load with Huff.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 4, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I blew whatnow?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Your load of dick jokes. What did you think I meant?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 4, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, nice idea to post an updated list. Maybe each person should try to post an updated list after their pick so everyone doesn’t have to scroll through all the comments? Then it would just require tacking on your pick, so it would be easy.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I think last year we had a thread for nothing but picks and a thread for commentary. It made keeping track of when your turn was coming / who was already drafted waaaay easier to only have draft posts to read thru.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Mar 4, 2010 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

Your commentary criticizing the commentary is duly noted.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That said, I can see how it makes sense.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I concur in this assessment of both the fact that your criticism makes sense and the fact that your criticism has been duly noted.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Your commentary regarding the commentary that implicitly criticized the commentary criticizing the commentary has been duly noted.

Furthermore, it is now included in your permanent record.

The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.

by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys keep this up I’m never gonna know when it’s my turn to pick.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 4, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Your lack of knowledge about your time to pick has been duly noted.

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Your lack of sincerity in my lack of knowledge about the time for my turn to pick has been duly noted.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 5, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Your timely acknowledgment of insincerity about your ignorance has been noted in your permanent record.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 5, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry for the delay

I pick Kevin Frandsen, I figure he needs all the support he can get. Especially since he was adopted by WalrusMan last year.

The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.

by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2010 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

I wanted Frandsen!

/has a sad.

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 4, 2010 3:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Be good to him!

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 4, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I promise I’ll treat him at least as well as Bochy does.

Kevin Frandsen: he plays baseball better than you.

by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

OK!

Now, I take El Guapo. Furreals this time.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

And

now I take Zach Wheeler. So that was a bunch of hullabaloo for nothing.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

I thought about taking Wheeler, but I had reached my hullabaloo quota for the week.

The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.

by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh

If you had taken Wheeler, I would have taken somebody else. I really wanted Jonathan. After that, there are a few I wouldn’t have minded but nobody that I just had to have.

And, no, you can’t take Wheeler from me now that I’ve taken him (if anybody is thinking about asking)

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even for Kevin Frandsen and a bag of balls?

Kevin Frandsen: he plays baseball better than you.

by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually might have taken Frandsen had you taken Wheeler.

But not now. Wheeler is my guy, now.

Also, new sig test.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Mar 4, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

but but but

you’d really take him from me

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 4, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You could always work out a trade.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

do those eyes want a trade?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 4, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You should have been like the NFL or NBA and not mention who you wanted (heck say he took cocaine with Dustin Ackley).

"meh"

by SFGuy on Mar 4, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I had no shot at Wheeler lol so i figured maybe if I put up a big enough fuss it might work. And fuck Dustin Ackley Wheeler did coke with me!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 4, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And thehavenot already put in for Wheeler...

…so that would put Cookyman up with say hey nation in the on-deck circle.

The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.

by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Can I go now? I am confused.

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

Yes.

Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.

"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 4, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you can

But, then I’m probably not the best person to ask since I was apparently doing it wrong.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Mar 4, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

WalrusMan, save us! We are descending into anarchy!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ANARCHY! ANARCHY! /breaks Subway window

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU SHALL OPPRESS US NO MORE, SANDWICH VENDOR!

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 4, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Only 61 more for me to go!

Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.

"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

Ya, at this rate, we’ll be lucky if the batboy for Augusta is still available

by crazedcrustacean on Mar 4, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll swap first round pics with you this year for my 2nd and 3rd round pics next year.

Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.

"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 4, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I take...

Shit! Who do I want?

RafRod, Matt Graham or Francisco Peguero

I’ll take RafRod!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

Cookyman, if you want him take him and I’ll take Graham

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I think RafRod was already claimed by his existing adopter upthread.

Kevin Frandsen: he plays baseball better than you.

by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn!

I’ll take Graham!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

GrahamCrakalaka belongs to PiKA.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

SFGuy- Tim Lincecum
rxmeister- Posey
PiKAgiant- Brock Bond
EliminateMe- Frandsen
rotorueter- Dirty
thehavenot- Wheeler
Cookyman- ??
say hey nation- RafRod

say hey nation

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

Wait I don’t get it. Who is Cookyman’s pick?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

How baked is Lurie?

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

Ack wrong thread!

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

How baked are you

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

almost my turn

42 picks to go…see you guys in 2 weeks

by jobrien9 on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

I pick Darren Ford and the entire Wu Tang Clan

But uh, if Cookyman wants Ford, I’ll take Peguero. Going to have minimal internet this weekend, so I gotta get that pick in now.

SFGuy- Tim Lincecum
rxmeister- Posey
PiKAgiant- Brock Bond
EliminateMe- Frandsen
rotorueter- Dirty
thehavenot- Wheeler
Cookyman- ??
say hey nation- RafRod
heimy25- Darren Ford (or Peguero if Cookyman wants Ford)

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 4, 2010 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

Pretty sure you are correct

Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.

"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 4, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I have Shun Kakazu. Had him since the last draft. I would like to keep him.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Mar 4, 2010 3:14 PM PST reply actions  

i think I'm on the clock

but I want to wait for a ruling on all the above nonsense from WalrusMan before we go any further. Pretty sure I know who I want to pick but I think a small delay shouldn’t be too bad.

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 4, 2010 3:56 PM PST reply actions  

the nonsense wasn't from walrusman

I want a ruling from walrusman, the nonsense I refer to is just all the general confusion.

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 4, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Cookyman takes Darren Ford.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 4, 2010 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

Please tell him to not get picked off on the stupid fake to third throw to first move

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Mar 4, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You shut your mouth!

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 5, 2010 3:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I got it all right

SFGuy- Tim Lincecum
rxmeister- Posey
PiKAgiant- Brock Bond
EliminateMe- Frandsen
rotorueter- Dirty
thehavenot- Wheeler
Cookyman- Darren Ford
say hey nation- Matt Graham
heimy25- Francisco Peguero

wjackalope at bat, GrahamCrakalaka on deck

It's spelled "C-A-N-Z-A-N-O-S-P-A-R-E-N-T-S-D-O-N-T-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-N-H-I-M"

Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 4, 2010 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

SHN took Rodriguez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, he switched it to Graham because RafRod was claimed earlier in the thread by his previous parent.

by goGSW24 on Mar 4, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, missed it
/still doesn’t see it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

ok well if it is all sorted out I guess I don't need to wait for WalrusMan

I think I’m gonna go with….


Sergio Romo

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 4, 2010 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry

Lyle already (re)claimed him upthread.

Kevin Frandsen: he plays baseball better than you.

by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, need another draftee wjackalope.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 4, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

well fuck me.

can we get an updated list of who is taken?

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 4, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

nm

you already did that, thanks

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 4, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

When my adopted Giant was a baby...

…the diaper changes were certainly interesting

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 4, 2010 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

36 to go!

I think my McC to other SB site comment ratio is lingering around 400 to 1…Can’t say I’ve heard of many of the names in front of me, but I think my pick is obscure enough to stick around till the 48th round!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 4, 2010 5:33 PM PST reply actions  

Oh good my pick! Well I wanted RafRod or Peguero, but……. hmmmmmm

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

Duanel Jones!

oh wait. damn

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 5:52 PM PST reply actions  

You could go with Wagner Mateo.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Mar 4, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

We havent even signed him I thought

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Manny Mateo

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 4, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Im trying to decide between Cavan and Muelens

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

San Mateo?

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Mar 5, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

My official selection

Henry Meulens!

unless wjackalope wants him, because it seems that his selection was not available. So if wjackalope wants him I take Cavan. Its cool with me either way.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

Doh!

Hensley Meulens. I’m a terrible parent.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you Crakalaka!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that who you wanted?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He was among the candidates…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But no hard feelings.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah there were no players left I really cared about that much. Cavan was my next choice. I kinda like him.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I was going to me a little lower in the draft pool and I considered Jon Miller.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 4, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He would be a good pick, except hes not exclusively Giants so is he even eligible?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Still 11 more before me. That’s ok, it could take me a while to figure out my pick because so many players are gone already.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Mar 4, 2010 7:32 PM PST reply actions  

I looked at the Giants 40 man roster, and at the Community prospect list. Then I chose someone who wasnt on either. but it might hep you.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

sing damn bird sing already

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 7:52 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I think there are two drafters at a time, so you can probably go. Im not sure though.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

wjackalope picked a claimed player. Wait until wjackalope or AndYourBirdCanSing pick jim.

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 4, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to take Brandon Belt. Mostly for the puns.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 4, 2010 8:09 PM PST reply actions  

Like when he his a HR, u can say he BRANDED it! Get it??! Cause branded sounds like Brandon?!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And when he's on the bases

Brand on the run!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 5, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn it

That was gonna by my guy. You damn well better take care of him.

by velvadp on Mar 5, 2010 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s high! It’s deep! It’s Belted!

by velvadp on Mar 5, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

yay im on the chart!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

Because of the Wells Fargo Bank commercials during Giants games, could someone draft either Lisa Stevens or Shane Show?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 4, 2010 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

Draft that guy who makes the phones ring.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

No, beat him to death with an unplugged phone, while shouting, “Make that phone ring, BIATCH!”

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Rohlinger

I like the cut of his jib.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 8:36 PM PST reply actions  

I thought it was because you thought Ryan Rohlinger is hot.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 4, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

“I like the cut of his jib” ;)

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So that’s what a jib is…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard rumors that Rohlinger’s jib is uncut.

Kevin Frandsen: he plays baseball better than you.

by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2010 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oy vey!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 5, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

wjackalope and Takimoto

You’re up.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

alright alright alright

I’ll take Medders and his bowling ball

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 4, 2010 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

13 until me...

I have narrowed my choices down to 4 people

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 4, 2010 9:32 PM PST reply actions  

It's like the NFL draft

No matter who youend up with, you have to claim you had your eye on that player from the begining and you were thrilled to be in a position to take him

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 5, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

With the 283rd pick of the 2010 draft.....

Im THRILLED to select David Smith, the Giants AP clerk. (no offense, Dave)

Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.

"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 5, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

In all honesty

There are 2 guys who I’ve had my eye on for a while (with the links to prove it) who are still undrafted

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 5, 2010 7:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Inasmuch as his mellifluous tones signal the return of the sun and all that is good in life, in light of his recent ascension into the celestial heights of the broadcasters wing of the Baseball Hall of Fame and because he has so kindly provided me with my signature line, I hereby adopt Jon Miller.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 10:15 PM PST reply actions  

I thought I had a pick much lower than I had. I had Miller in mind but picking #1 (after Lars and WalrusMan), I had to take Tim. It’s like having the #1 pick the year Labron James was in the draft. You had to take Labron.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 4, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have done the same.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I really wanted RafRod. I didnt really care after he went. My next choice would have been Peguero. I probaly would have taken RafRod first overall though if I could of

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to take Tim. It’s like having the #1 pick the year LeBron James was in the draft. You had to take LeBron.

That’s not what Dayton Moore and Bill Bavasi said!

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If you had taken Labron, Cleveland still would have taken Lebron

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 5, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

For some reason this reminds me of Dave Chapelle’s race draft. That show was awesome.

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

That, Rick James and the black white supremicist were his shining moments.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 5, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Solid list, but I’d throw in Wayne Brady too.

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I originally wrote “Cookyman takes the Wu-Tang Clan”, but changed it because I was afraid whoever was after me would take Ford.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 5, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

A wise move.

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The RZA, The GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, inspektah Deck, Ghostface Killah…

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 5, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Raekwon the chef, UGod and…

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 5, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

M.E.T.H.O.D— Man

by TwoBagger on Mar 7, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Takimoto and DFARowand, all you!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:25 PM PST reply actions  

I’d like to adopt the supreme overlord of the pitching staff, Dave Righetti.

It's spelled "C-A-N-Z-A-N-O-S-P-A-R-E-N-T-S-D-O-N-T-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-N-H-I-M"

Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 4, 2010 10:30 PM PST reply actions  

sig check

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Mar 4, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I get it! Raghetti came to the Giants, so now no hitters come to the Giants!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

SFGuy- Tim Lincecum
rxmeister- Posey
PiKAgiant- Brock Bond
EliminateMe- Frandsen
rotorueter- Dirty
thehavenot- Wheeler
Cookyman- Darren Ford
say hey nation- Matt Graham
heimy25- Francisco Peguero
wjackalope – Medders
AndYourBirdCanSing – Brandon Belt
shanghaijim – Ryan Rohlinger
Takimoto – Dave Righetti
Johnny Disaster – Jon Miller

DFARowand and sfoakbay are up

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:38 PM PST reply actions  

oh.

and I too Hensley Meulens after Heimy

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Will somebody PLEASE tell me what happens if I draft Steven Johnson and the O’s take him back? I believe this is the third freakin’ time.

by quincy0191 on Mar 5, 2010 12:37 AM PST reply actions  

Somebody responded to one of them.

I remember them saying that you can then select any player available, but that will probably be after the draft is over, so it’s not a wonderful turn of events for the drafter.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Mar 5, 2010 12:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought I checked all the threads. Maybe it was a really late post. Sorry.

And damn.

by quincy0191 on Mar 5, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Your screwed, and must take your own life

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If you take him, then he gets taken, you can select from the undrafted pool.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 5, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still having second thoughts about not keeping Jesus. No one’s taken him yet, right?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 5, 2010 9:04 AM PST reply actions  

He's just alright with me.

[/stops stalking Goofus]

Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.

"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 5, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought about it...

but then I didn’t take him. I guess I went with Medders because I feel pretty confident he’ll make the club, and I kind of wanted a guy I would get to see play.

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 5, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

If Jesus survives to me I may take him, largely because I doubt much will survive to me. I’d consider trading him just to be kind, but of course, I’m not that into Huff, or masturbation jokes.

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, it’d be hard to resist posting, “Nobody fucks with the Jesus!” on gameday threads if Guzman somehow made the team and got playing time.

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

If Gobrooks has gone

I adopt Mark DeRosa.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Mar 5, 2010 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

Nope

he’s already taken. Fuck me and my reading skills. Give me a sec to come up with someone else.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Mar 5, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s DFARowand and sfoakbay’s turn right now. You’ll have to wait until about 10 more people draft.

by goGSW24 on Mar 5, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

DFA Rowand has been on the clock for 15 hours now…Thank god this isn’t televised!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 5, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we need to DFA DFARowand for failure to pay attention

by crazedcrustacean on Mar 5, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My pick will probably be DFA’d by the time it gets around…

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 5, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I realized that

I’m not doing so well with the reading comp.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Mar 6, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Waldis available?

by DFARowand on Mar 5, 2010 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

pretty damned sure he is. i was looking at him myself.

by jobrien9 on Mar 5, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Then I select Waldis Joaquin. It was a long deliberation.

by DFARowand on Mar 5, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

Doo Dillijunce

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 5, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

good pick

I was debating between several guys and he was in the discussion

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He was in my final 4

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

SFGuy- Tim Lincecum
rxmeister- Posey
PiKAgiant- Brock Bond
EliminateMe- Frandsen
rotorueter- Dirty
thehavenot- Wheeler
Cookyman- Darren Ford
say hey nation- Matt Graham
heimy25- Francisco Peguero
wjackalope – Medders
AndYourBirdCanSing – Brandon Belt
shanghaijim – Ryan Rohlinger
Takimoto – Dave Righetti
Johnny Disaster – Jon Miller
DFARowand- Waldis Joaquin

Sadison and Sfoakbay are up

by DFARowand on Mar 5, 2010 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

Who are the “best” available now?

Velez, Torres, Mota, Wellenmeyer, Byung hyun kim, Tony Pena, Hinsaw, Sosa…

by DFARowand on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM PST reply actions  

Of those I would say either Sosa or Wellemeyer

but I have 3 others I’m trying to decide between…Hopefully someone before me makes it easy for me to choose

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 5, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i will take....

BRETT PILL

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

Nice pick, he was in my final 4

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Thanks for sharing a year of your great career with the Giants and their fans.

by Speedforthewin on Mar 5, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I was thinkin about him too

Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.

by wjackalope on Mar 7, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

UPDATED DRAFTED PLAYERS LIST IN TOP POST

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 5, 2010 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

Thank you.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 5, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, I let sosa go in hopes of upgrading. Now it looks like I could end up with him again. Awkward… I guess some of my other choices would be torres, hinshaw, or mcbryde.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Mar 5, 2010 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

And now I’ve been reading from a couple sources that henry’s been looking very good this spring so far. I would consider begging people not to take him, but I saw how that worked out for TexasRanger and his boy zack wheeler.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Mar 5, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You might be able to claim him. I dont know what the rule is on that.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 5, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’ll see what WalrusMan thinks. If I do get him back, at least that means I should be the frontrunner for the “Worst Parent Award” at the next McCoveys Awards.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Mar 5, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, what makes you think he wants YOU back after the way you treated him?

by quincy0191 on Mar 5, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess you can still claim him. If he hasn’t been drafted, and you still want to claim you could.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 6, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, I will claim him.

 Don’t listen to them, Henry, of course I didn’t let you go!

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Mar 6, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

a part of me died that day

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 5, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I will draft…Eric Surkamp

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Thanks for sharing a year of your great career with the Giants and their fans.

by Speedforthewin on Mar 5, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

sig check

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Mar 5, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

why isn't he listed as your on any of the lists above?

I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.

by The Thrill on Mar 5, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

because Walrusman only updates the list periodically

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Mar 5, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn he was also in my final 4

Now it’s down to two people on my draft board

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 5, 2010 7:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’m taking off for a week and will not be able to check in. Is it alright if I just pick Edward Concepcion now?

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Mar 5, 2010 9:39 PM PST reply actions  

I’d list maybe five or six desired picks in order, because there’s a good chance Concepcion gets taken given your draft position.

by quincy0191 on Mar 5, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Also a good chance your pick won’t be up for a week

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 6, 2010 1:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You can e-mail me a list of a few players that is your top list.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 6, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Who’s up now?

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Mar 6, 2010 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

Further research indicates I may be stupid.

In my defense, though…
Google hits for ""Zack Wheeler"+Giants": 33,600
Google hits for ""Zach Wheeler"+Giants": 16,600

McSabey you're losing me

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Mar 6, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You were right the first time-it's Zack

http://www.baseballamerica.com/draftdb/2009xteam.php?team=1018

Link proof

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 6, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Full name: Zachary

Maybe when he fills out his forms under “nickname” he puts Zack. Here’s the thing- whether he puts Zack or Zach the pronunciation is identical, and nicknames aren’t fixed by law (I think), so perhaps both are true.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Mar 7, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

But if its Zack then his fastball gains 10 MPH

/science

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 8, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

24 hours between picks?

Can we go to the next in line? For crying out loud it’s Saturday, people should have more free time.

I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.

by The Thrill on Mar 6, 2010 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

I think we should allow more than 2 people to draft at a time… like 5 at a time would make this a little faster.

Or more radically, we can pre-assign draft time, like a 24-hour window, and we stagger people an hour apart…

by DJ Tofu on Mar 7, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking more like 3 at a time.

Things like this arent good for people with OCD. I can;t understand why people are not checking this site every 4 minutes even though they have 25 people in front of them???

I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.

by The Thrill on Mar 7, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I know exactly how you feel. I’m up real soon and I keep checking because I think “Surely NOW it’s my turn, right?”

by quincy0191 on Mar 7, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not up forever and I still keep checking it

by microwave donut on Mar 8, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Saturday people have more free time? I worked for 9 hours on Saturday and went to my parents house.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 8, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Luke Anders

the Brett Pill of the Future.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Mar 7, 2010 2:10 AM PST reply actions  

Special Assistant

William
Nuschler
Clark

I was gonna take

but, damn, if my childhood hero falls to me, what can I do?

McSabey you're losing me

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Mar 7, 2010 6:00 AM PST reply actions  

I think its Boonitez and sfoakbay

unless I missed sfoakbays pick

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 7, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, he’s been up for 2 and a half days now

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 7, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He really should see a doctor after four hours or more.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 7, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Nahhh, Im sure Huff could show him how to take care of that

by Heffe22 on Mar 7, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Since sfoakbay is 13, shouldn’t this be a WalrusMan joke?

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by SFGuy on Mar 7, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

OH GOD NOW I FEEL DIRTY AND PERVERTED

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 8, 2010 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

MORE THAN USUAL

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 8, 2010 1:05 AM PST up reply actions  

No need to include me on the list now, the situation is resolved. (Look about 20 posts up)

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Mar 7, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Have we slowed to a halt here? I’m lookin to be a baby-daddy!

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Mar 8, 2010 8:35 AM PST reply actions  

There should be a time limit on this

If its been over 24 hours, and you haven’t drafted, then too bad – you should get bumped back to the end of the list.

by crazedcrustacean on Mar 8, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree there should be a time limit, although I think 24 hours is a little harsh… it’s spring training and I’ll bet some people aren’t checking the site every day yet.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Mar 8, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Apostates.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 8, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

sfoakbay’s been up for three days now. At what point do we call it?

by quincy0191 on Mar 8, 2010 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

Or maybe we go three at a time?

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Mar 8, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I say we let someone else draft and he can draft whenever he next checks the site.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 8, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why we started so early, so we have enough time to draft.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 8, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

So are you saying we can go 3 at a time?

I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.

by The Thrill on Mar 8, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

HAWT!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 8, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m saying that it’s still two at at time.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 8, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Next time make it more clear!

I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.

by The Thrill on Mar 8, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m happy to wait it out. I’ll probably draft sometime next year, but whatever, the expansion of my Giants family can wait.

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 8, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, Addison J Proszek will still be there for you when it is your turn.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t give away my pick!

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 9, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I always think of this guy whenever anyone says his name

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 9, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He should see a doctor.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 9, 2010 4:38 AM PST up reply actions  

And put a towel on.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2010 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy Crap I was gone. Is it too late to get in on this?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 8, 2010 8:30 PM PST reply actions  

Done.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

My bad

Completely forgot about this. Is Eric Surkamp still available?

The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.

by boonitez on Mar 9, 2010 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

OH GOD I CANT STAND THE ANTICIPATION

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Mar 9, 2010 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

Additional players you can’t draft:

Henry Sosa -raisingcain
Eric Surkamp – Speedforthewin
Luke Anders – SloIsLonelyForTheOrange
Will Clark – WhereThere’sAWillieThere’sAMays

sfoakbay and boonitez are up.

by quincy0191 on Mar 9, 2010 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

Also, I checked sfoakbay’s activity history, and he hasn’t commented since Feb. 28th. So yeah.

by quincy0191 on Mar 9, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

me? me! me.

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Mar 9, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats not that long. But I do think we should move on, and he can draft whenever he next comes on.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 9, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Juan Uribe taken? If so, I’ll go Pedro Feliz instead.

The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.

by boonitez on Mar 9, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Juan Uribe it is.

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOTSTRAP BABY

With the billionth pick in the 2010 McC Adopt a Giant Draft, beat_la_25 selects Alex “Bootstrap” Hinshaw. quincy0191 is on the clock.

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Mar 9, 2010 7:58 PM PST reply actions  

sig check?

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

by beat_la_25 on Mar 9, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet it worked. wasn’t sure how to link in my sig. but i’m a resourceful bugger.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

by beat_la_25 on Mar 9, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah Go Aztecs!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 10, 2010 1:36 AM PST up reply actions  

The way it’s going, sfoakbay will be picking last.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Mar 9, 2010 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

I see a Kelvin Marte in his future.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

by beat_la_25 on Mar 9, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm getting antsy now...

I wanna pick before I go to school tomorrow

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 9, 2010 8:12 PM PST reply actions  

And I’ll take my chances with Monsieur Steven Johnson.

by quincy0191 on Mar 9, 2010 8:42 PM PST reply actions  

Happy sig working time now?

Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!

by quincy0191 on Mar 9, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I select Mike Krukow

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 9, 2010 8:56 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Nice

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 9, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I was surprised he was still available

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 9, 2010 10:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

You bastard.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 10, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

frick. Stole my pick.

by DJ Tofu on Mar 10, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

To keep this up on the 1st page, I think people should not recommend anything else right now.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 9, 2010 9:17 PM PST reply actions  

or, if Walrusman is willing, he could create a second thread, with the updated lists.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 9, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t he just make it sticky?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 9, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Im not going to reward that with an answer.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 9, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Eeewwww…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 9, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

walrusman already has made it sticky. several times. would you expect anything less?

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

by beat_la_25 on Mar 9, 2010 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a relief!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 10, 2010 2:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll make another thread soon.

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 10, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point I would recommend a new thread with updated list and draft order.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 10, 2010 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

if this goes any slower, when it comes my time to draft, I will intentionally not pick anyone. Then between sfoakbay and I, we will be able to keep everyone lower than us from drafting. muhahahhahah

by DJ Tofu on Mar 10, 2010 3:56 PM PST reply actions  

Gobroks has gone

I adopt Andres Torres

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Mar 10, 2010 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

sig test

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
"My son":http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1488&position=OF was the third most valuable position player by WAR on the 2009 Giants. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 10, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

nope, fuck, gotta use HTML i guess

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 10, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

?

GiantVoodoo

ryanmiles

dregarx

fwoty oz

GiantFan

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Mar 10, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You're just a bit late

My name was on there, but it’s been edited off already.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 10, 2010 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my bad, I misread “GiantFan” as “GiantPain”.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Mar 11, 2010 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we should send out a search party for sfoakbay. He’s ruining Christmas for all the orphans!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 10, 2010 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

He’s probably been grounded by his parents for chatting online with a bunch of men who make dick jokes and take pictures of themselves and/or their cats.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 10, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

New FanPost.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Mar 10, 2010 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

Since someone took Bruce Bochy, could someone else take Bruce Bochy’s head?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 10, 2010 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

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