Adopt A Giant 2010: Draft (sfoakbay and Gobroks)
EDIT: YES TWO PEOPLE CAN DRAFT AT ONCE. IF #2 HAS NOT DRAFTED YET, BUT #3, 4, 5, 6, AND 7 HAVE DRAFTED, #2 AND #8 ARE ON THE CLOCK.
And now we begin. Let's go over how this is going to work. Below is the draft order, I'll be letting two people draft at a time (for the first, I'll let Lars pick his first pick first and then I'll put Goofus and myself up. If you can figure out that you should be drafting, then you can draft. But every so often I'll be updating the title of the FanPost with the names of the people who are up to the plate.
WHO YOU CAN DRAFT
Anyone related to the Giants organization. Here is the 40-man Roster. Here is the Non Roster Invitee list. Here are the coaches and trainers. Here are the Front Office people. Here is the broadcasting team. Here is SF Dugout's community prospect list (more comprehensive than our own). They are not limited to these resources, perhaps there's a career minor leaguer you want to draft, and that's fine. For you, at least. We already knew you were strange.
WHO YOU CAN'T DRAFT
WHAT IF I DIDN'T SIGN UP?
If you didn't catch the earlier threads then you can still draft, you'll be at the bottom, but you still are eligible to draft. Also, after the draft is over, if anyone just wants to pick a still available player, that's fine.
DRAFT ORDER
sfoakbay
GiantVoodoo
ryanmiles
dregarx
fwoty oz
GiantFan
goGSW24
Chulk
Cody_ransom
The Enchanter
redhornet78
Scooter Ellis
MadBum
Ramah71
Texas Ranger
ACgiant97
AngelWillSaveUs
foothillsfan
Headhunter Rollins
The Thrill
Mike Hawk
OTTOMATIC
Scottsdale
jobrien9
capnk
microwave donut
DesertFox
theghostofjasonellison
DJ Tofu
gbears16
grape
pittsburghian
imovermyhead
Tim LinCyYoung
caincecum
sanfrankid
giantsfansince1981
crazedcrustecean
aaroncallagher
srpwrd
velvadp
Whiteteaandpoptarts
henwo
Heffe22
DubsFanByTheZoo
papajoelius
DoubleDuece22
TwoBagger
ringleader3
Drstankus
Kestrel76
capn
scout6
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With the first pick in the 2010 Adopt A Giant Draft...
Lars The Wanderer selects Karen Sweeney, Executive Assistant to the General Manager.
As the newly minted parent of Ms. Sweeney, I am taking advantage of my right to change her name to “Susan”.
Walrusman And Goofus are now on the clock (and they need to get down off the clock before they hurt themselves).
WHY IS BENGIE?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 3, 2010 10:12 AM PST reply actions
pics or it didn't happen
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
Wow, I have more posts than that many people?
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 3, 2010 10:13 AM PST reply actions
That was my feeling last year
I was flabbergasted
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Not everybody has time for the Gameday Posts. I spent the better part of 2008 in SF so I was able to rack up a huge number of posts then—-I’d be way, way lower without that.
Yea, I haven’t been a regular on the gameday posts for…probably 3 seasons. I racked them up earlier though.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, have fun with a new daddy.
Wait, you went by all-time number? Damn. Me and Pika have been here less than a year.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
My reaction was, “crap, I have less posts than that many people?”
I gotta step my post game up.
Nobody likes money
I wasted my 5K posts by not realizing this was happening yet =(
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
WalrusMan's Pick
Roger Kieschnick
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, have fun with a new daddy.
Can i please be added? Totally missed these threads =(
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I think he’s single, you have a chance!
and no, bondslegend has him
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 3, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Read my comment again!
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
I was elected to lead
not to read!
I hate you and your witty name changing. :-)
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 3, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
I call shenanagins!
This draft list is organized by SB Nation comments, not MCC.
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!
SCANDAL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PiKA and Graham's one-on-one chat sessions
on various threads now reveal their true objective
JUST A CITY BOY
Nah ive just been using you to boost my draft position
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
Number of comments this year, i think
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
I probably have about 7,000 now
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
damn…. maybe we should stay off the forums for a while…….. NAHHHH. By the way, i got Kid Cudi tix… 24 bucks each
Nice. That should be good,.
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions
I dont think ive ever even been to a real concert. I needa go
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions
Sounds pretty cool. I actually just discovered The Roots the other day
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions
They are alright. I like “Guns are drawn”
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
yea, not a bad song, i mean, i reallllly liked when they came to UCLA one time and played… it was awesome, it was just an 8 minute montage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWuFJeXJyfg
or the solo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBB6NAqnpJ4&feature=related
sorry for all the vids
If you're a fan of the Killers
I highly recomend you see them live
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I saw them last year
It was awesome
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
It was kinda awkward though because I saw my freshman Bio teacher there
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I may just be getting older, but teachers are younger & hotter than ever before. At least in Texas.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Well it was a guy teacher so...
but my school does have a TILF
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
sign me up please
I’m hoping that my pick will strike gold
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
That sounds painful.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
AW GARRETT BROSHUIS RETIRED
Dammit. Just before I could draft him.
Srsly heartwrenching article on BaseballAmerica though. There’s a fanshot.
JUST A CITY BOY
That's just sad...
I hope he continues to write at some level, somewhere. I always liked reading Life In The Minors
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Wow that is sad
I hoped he’d at least get a cup of coffee in the majors. The first minors game I went to after I had started reading BA and I knew who the guys were, he started. (Game 3 of Cal league championship in 05 vs Lake Elsinore)
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Sorry if this is on the wrong thread...
I posted toward the end of the first thread a couple of days ago that I wanted to keep Barry. Didn’t see him on the no draft list, so I just wanted to clarify.
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
Same thing happened with myself and Andres Torres.
Ehh, whatever.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 9, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
With his pick in the 1st round of the 2010 draft, Goofus selects...
Aubrey Huff!
Can you whack it like this?
I can whck it like that.
But can you whack it like this?
Homeboy I’ll whack it like that!
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Better change your sig
I guess I can’t adopt his ass now can I?
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
Good thing you didn’t choke.
The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.
Tim Kurkjian predicts:
rxmeister-Cole Hamels
PiKAgiant- Jon Lester
EliminateMe- CC Sabathia
rotoreuter- David Wright
thehavenot- Jacoby Ellsbury
The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.
Tim Tebow—is his pickoff move to first the best ever by a righty?
cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"
At this rate, the draft will move rather quickly
Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Thanks for sharing a year of your great career with the Giants and their fans.
by Speedforthewin on Mar 3, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
Can I keep RafRod?
I’ve had dibs since it was reported that we signed him. I’ve just been really busy with school and work lately so I wasn’t able to put an earlier claim in.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
NOTGARDO!
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
thread fail
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
Yeah, if we’re going by McC comments I should be way lower. I’ve been basically lurking the past year or so.
It's spelled "C-A-N-Z-A-N-O-S-P-A-R-E-N-T-S-D-O-N-T-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-N-H-I-M"
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Yeah I have seen you around, but not nearly as much as some of these other guys. But, youre below me, so I really dont care.
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
But, youre below me, so I really dont care
TWHS
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
As long as I cant get pregnant. Thank god for gravity.
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
I seem to have been left off the “existing adopters” list.
"And we plead and we pray for a glimmer of day,
As the night folds its wings and descends, exposing the loose ends."
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.
I hear you were deemed to provide an unsafe environment for your adoptees.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
With my selection of the 2010 McC draft......
since he was not claimed by the deadline….I select pitcher Tim Lincecum
"meh"
Well… tomorrow will be very fun, as i will be VERY VERY VERY intoxicated by about 6 AM Eastern standard time
Ummmmmmmmm…. i know that was a joke… but the only time i am intoxicated are Friday nights and Saturday nights… tomorrow is green beer day, hence, going to the bars at 5:30 AM
Can’t wait to see your drunken draft pick!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 3, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
ah man, I should really stop premature posting
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 3, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
haha quincy091LOL you suck!
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
i saw numbers. they seemed interesting. honestly i definitely thought you’d have me, i guess i just piled up in the gamedays this year.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Wow, I can’t believe I’ve posted so much I was this high on the list. God help you guys having to read all that drivel. I thought I would be stuck with Eli Whiteside or somebody like that, but instead I proudly select his backup, Buster Posey.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Mar 3, 2010 7:32 PM PST via mobile reply actions
That’s quite the upgrade
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions
The list at the top. And SFGuy(lincecum) and rx(Posey) already picked
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
Can the picks be shown on the top of the page?
Its hard going through the comments to see who’s been picked. Or am I totally missing something
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
it was my understanding that after you pick you can put the next person on the clock
walrusman will update the title to reflect who’s next when he gets the chance
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
Yep
If you can figure out that you should be drafting, then you can draft. But every so often I’ll be updating the title of the FanPost with the names of the people who are up to the plate.
PiKA, you’re on the clock.
anticlimactic
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
Ok, EliminateMe is on the clock
Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Thanks for sharing a year of your great career with the Giants and their fans.
So boosting my comment totals is doing nothing for my draft status, but if any of you takes my soul brother there will be hell to pay HELL I TELL YOU
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
I wouldnt get your hopes up. You are pretty far down the list.
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 3, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
Also, you’ve immediately made him have a higher profile.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 11:10 PM PST up reply actions
I guess that means I'm eligible to draft now
Since my boy Jonathan was taken one spot before I could draft, I will go with my backup plan and take Wheeler away from Texas Ranger.
The baseball Satanist
EliminateMe hasn’t gone yet.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Below is the draft order, I’ll be letting two people draft at a time (
I took this to mean that we were drafting in twos.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Wait, I guess you’re right. EliminateMe should be picking before me. TheHaveNot got me excited up above.
I rescind my adoption and await EliminateMe’s choice.
No I think you’re doin it right.
/Gets high blood pressure from geeky/creepy internet adoption!
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 8:04 AM PST up reply actions
Even if #2 would still be on, as long as 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 have gone #8 can pick as well.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
Shhh… not out loud. You’re going to hurt your eventual adoptee’s feelings.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 8:10 AM PST up reply actions
WE WERE HOPING YOU’D BE A GIRL!
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
dude WE WERE BORN ON THE SAME DAY, IT WAS FATE!!!!! This isn’t over, mark my words
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
Ah, get over it
Besides, my old boy shot somebody (allegedly). So I’m not worried. He’s got my back.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
ugh
all the good ones are getting taken.
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
BS!
Molina’s still there…and when he’s traded at the deadline, you get first right of refusal on who we get for him.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I couldn't defend tha tub of slop-hacking lard even if I wanted to
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
no
I knew he was kidding… I just wanted to use the term “tub of slop-hacking lard”
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
draft so far
looking through I think this is a list of who has been adopted:
Karen Sweeney
Roger Kieschnick
Aubrey Huff
Mark DeRosa
Tim LIncecum
Buster Posey
Brock Bond
Jonathan Sanchez
Zach Wheeler
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
I think the Wheeler pick doesn’t count. We’re waiting for EliminateMe’s pick.
I was promised lasagna.
TexasRanger was just promising to cut any bitch who took his bro.
JUST A CITY BOY
by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 11:08 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
If I remember from last year’s draft, the reason for having two people draft is that the draft can progress if one person isn’t drafting. Could be wrong though.
It's spelled "C-A-N-Z-A-N-O-S-P-A-R-E-N-T-S-D-O-N-T-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-N-H-I-M"
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Well, the draft did progress – rotorueter picked instead of EM. But if the draft keeps progressing, we’re not really having two people on the clock, are we? We’re just skipping whoever isn’t here.
I was promised lasagna.
Again, in the interests of the greater good, I agree to strike the Sanchez and Wheeler picks and wait for EliminateMe.
I totally agree
I originated the “adopt a Giant” program, but our resident registered offender is in charge now, so we should defer to him
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
A good point, but at the same time I understand progressing in the interests of time. Personally I’m happy to wait as long as necessary, especially since I anticipate very little being left once it gets to me. And rotorueter has very graciously offered to wait, so there’s no real harm in waiting.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Um
Seeing as how this whole site is probably a huge waste of time for all of us (every one of Grant’s payroll checks to us mods has bounced), “in the interest of time” isn’t really a compelling reason. It’s not like there’s any negative repercussions if the draft isn’t completed by a certain date.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I think you fail to appreciate the gravity of this situation — MY LIFE WILL BE RUINED!!!
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
While we wait… How about some dick jokes to entertain us, Goofus
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
He blew his load with Huff.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Also, nice idea to post an updated list. Maybe each person should try to post an updated list after their pick so everyone doesn’t have to scroll through all the comments? Then it would just require tacking on your pick, so it would be easy.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
I think last year we had a thread for nothing but picks and a thread for commentary. It made keeping track of when your turn was coming / who was already drafted waaaay easier to only have draft posts to read thru.
Nobody likes money
Your commentary criticizing the commentary is duly noted.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
That said, I can see how it makes sense.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
I concur in this assessment of both the fact that your criticism makes sense and the fact that your criticism has been duly noted.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
Your commentary regarding the commentary that implicitly criticized the commentary criticizing the commentary has been duly noted.
Furthermore, it is now included in your permanent record.
The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.
You guys keep this up I’m never gonna know when it’s my turn to pick.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Your lack of knowledge about your time to pick has been duly noted.
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
Your lack of sincerity in my lack of knowledge about the time for my turn to pick has been duly noted.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Your timely acknowledgment of insincerity about your ignorance has been noted in your permanent record.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 5, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry for the delay
I pick Kevin Frandsen, I figure he needs all the support he can get. Especially since he was adopted by WalrusMan last year.
The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.
I wanted Frandsen!
/has a sad.
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Mar 4, 2010 3:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Be good to him!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
I thought about taking Wheeler, but I had reached my hullabaloo quota for the week.
The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.
Eh
If you had taken Wheeler, I would have taken somebody else. I really wanted Jonathan. After that, there are a few I wouldn’t have minded but nobody that I just had to have.
And, no, you can’t take Wheeler from me now that I’ve taken him (if anybody is thinking about asking)
The baseball Satanist
I actually might have taken Frandsen had you taken Wheeler.
But not now. Wheeler is my guy, now.
Also, new sig test.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
but but but

you’d really take him from me
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
You should have been like the NFL or NBA and not mention who you wanted (heck say he took cocaine with Dustin Ackley).
"meh"
Well I had no shot at Wheeler lol so i figured maybe if I put up a big enough fuss it might work. And fuck Dustin Ackley Wheeler did coke with me!
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
And thehavenot already put in for Wheeler...
…so that would put Cookyman up with say hey nation in the on-deck circle.
The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.
Yes.
Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.
"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk
by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 4, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
I think you can
But, then I’m probably not the best person to ask since I was apparently doing it wrong.
The baseball Satanist
Only 61 more for me to go!
Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.
"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk
by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions
Ya, at this rate, we’ll be lucky if the batboy for Augusta is still available
by crazedcrustacean on Mar 4, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
I'll swap first round pics with you this year for my 2nd and 3rd round pics next year.
Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.
"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk
by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 4, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
I take...
Shit! Who do I want?
RafRod, Matt Graham or Francisco Peguero
I’ll take RafRod!
My career path, have you seen it?
Cookyman, if you want him take him and I’ll take Graham
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
Actually I think RafRod was already claimed by his existing adopter upthread.
Kevin Frandsen: he plays baseball better than you.
Damn!
I’ll take Graham!
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
SFGuy- Tim Lincecum
rxmeister- Posey
PiKAgiant- Brock Bond
EliminateMe- Frandsen
rotorueter- Dirty
thehavenot- Wheeler
Cookyman- ??
say hey nation- RafRod
say hey nation
My career path, have you seen it?
How baked are you
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
I pick Darren Ford and the entire Wu Tang Clan
But uh, if Cookyman wants Ford, I’ll take Peguero. Going to have minimal internet this weekend, so I gotta get that pick in now.
SFGuy- Tim Lincecum
rxmeister- Posey
PiKAgiant- Brock Bond
EliminateMe- Frandsen
rotorueter- Dirty
thehavenot- Wheeler
Cookyman- ??
say hey nation- RafRod
heimy25- Darren Ford (or Peguero if Cookyman wants Ford)
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Didn't RafRod get claimed and say hey switched to Graham?
Crap this whole thing is confusing me now.
Pretty sure you are correct
Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.
"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk
by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 4, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
I have Shun Kakazu. Had him since the last draft. I would like to keep him.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
i think I'm on the clock
but I want to wait for a ruling on all the above nonsense from WalrusMan before we go any further. Pretty sure I know who I want to pick but I think a small delay shouldn’t be too bad.
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
the nonsense wasn't from walrusman
I want a ruling from walrusman, the nonsense I refer to is just all the general confusion.
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
I think I got it all right
SFGuy- Tim Lincecum
rxmeister- Posey
PiKAgiant- Brock Bond
EliminateMe- Frandsen
rotorueter- Dirty
thehavenot- Wheeler
Cookyman- Darren Ford
say hey nation- Matt Graham
heimy25- Francisco Peguero
wjackalope at bat, GrahamCrakalaka on deck
It's spelled "C-A-N-Z-A-N-O-S-P-A-R-E-N-T-S-D-O-N-T-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-N-H-I-M"
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
SHN took Rodriguez
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
Nope, he switched it to Graham because RafRod was claimed earlier in the thread by his previous parent.
Ah, missed it
/still doesn’t see it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions
ok well if it is all sorted out I guess I don't need to wait for WalrusMan
I think I’m gonna go with….
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
Yep, need another draftee wjackalope.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
well fuck me.
can we get an updated list of who is taken?
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
When my adopted Giant was a baby...
…the diaper changes were certainly interesting
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
36 to go!
I think my McC to other SB site comment ratio is lingering around 400 to 1…Can’t say I’ve heard of many of the names in front of me, but I think my pick is obscure enough to stick around till the 48th round!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
You could go with Wagner Mateo.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz
The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
We havent even signed him I thought
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
Manny Mateo
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Im trying to decide between Cavan and Muelens
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
My official selection
Henry Meulens!
unless wjackalope wants him, because it seems that his selection was not available. So if wjackalope wants him I take Cavan. Its cool with me either way.
GrahamCrakalaka
Doh!
Hensley Meulens. I’m a terrible parent.
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
Damn you Crakalaka!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
Is that who you wanted?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
He was among the candidates…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
But no hard feelings.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah there were no players left I really cared about that much. Cavan was my next choice. I kinda like him.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
I thought I was going to me a little lower in the draft pool and I considered Jon Miller.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
He would be a good pick, except hes not exclusively Giants so is he even eligible?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
Still 11 more before me. That’s ok, it could take me a while to figure out my pick because so many players are gone already.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
I looked at the Giants 40 man roster, and at the Community prospect list. Then I chose someone who wasnt on either. but it might hep you.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
sing damn bird sing already
JUST A CITY BOY
by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2010 7:52 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I think there are two drafters at a time, so you can probably go. Im not sure though.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions
wjackalope picked a claimed player. Wait until wjackalope or AndYourBirdCanSing pick jim.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
I’m going to take Brandon Belt. Mostly for the puns.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 4, 2010 8:09 PM PST reply actions
Like when he his a HR, u can say he BRANDED it! Get it??! Cause branded sounds like Brandon?!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
Because of the Wells Fargo Bank commercials during Giants games, could someone draft either Lisa Stevens or Shane Show?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Draft that guy who makes the phones ring.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
No, beat him to death with an unplugged phone, while shouting, “Make that phone ring, BIATCH!”
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
I thought it was because you thought Ryan Rohlinger is hot.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
So that’s what a jib is…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions
alright alright alright
I’ll take Medders and his bowling ball
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
13 until me...
I have narrowed my choices down to 4 people
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
It's like the NFL draft
No matter who youend up with, you have to claim you had your eye on that player from the begining and you were thrilled to be in a position to take him
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
With the 283rd pick of the 2010 draft.....
Im THRILLED to select David Smith, the Giants AP clerk. (no offense, Dave)
Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.
"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk
by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 5, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions
In all honesty
There are 2 guys who I’ve had my eye on for a while (with the links to prove it) who are still undrafted
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Mar 5, 2010 7:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Inasmuch as his mellifluous tones signal the return of the sun and all that is good in life, in light of his recent ascension into the celestial heights of the broadcasters wing of the Baseball Hall of Fame and because he has so kindly provided me with my signature line, I hereby adopt Jon Miller.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 10:15 PM PST reply actions
that was som deep stuff right ther johnny d deep stuff
THIS IS THE YEAR..........
by DoubleDeuce22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
I thought I had a pick much lower than I had. I had Miller in mind but picking #1 (after Lars and WalrusMan), I had to take Tim. It’s like having the #1 pick the year Labron James was in the draft. You had to take Labron.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I would have done the same.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
I really wanted RafRod. I didnt really care after he went. My next choice would have been Peguero. I probaly would have taken RafRod first overall though if I could of
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
For some reason this reminds me of Dave Chapelle’s race draft. That show was awesome.
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
That, Rick James and the black white supremicist were his shining moments.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Solid list, but I’d throw in Wayne Brady too.
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I originally wrote “Cookyman takes the Wu-Tang Clan”, but changed it because I was afraid whoever was after me would take Ford.
I was promised lasagna.
A wise move.
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
The RZA, The GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, inspektah Deck, Ghostface Killah…
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
Takimoto and DFARowand, all you!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:25 PM PST reply actions
I’d like to adopt the supreme overlord of the pitching staff, Dave Righetti.
It's spelled "C-A-N-Z-A-N-O-S-P-A-R-E-N-T-S-D-O-N-T-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-N-H-I-M"
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
sig check
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
I get it! Raghetti came to the Giants, so now no hitters come to the Giants!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
SFGuy- Tim Lincecum
rxmeister- Posey
PiKAgiant- Brock Bond
EliminateMe- Frandsen
rotorueter- Dirty
thehavenot- Wheeler
Cookyman- Darren Ford
say hey nation- Matt Graham
heimy25- Francisco Peguero
wjackalope – Medders
AndYourBirdCanSing – Brandon Belt
shanghaijim – Ryan Rohlinger
Takimoto – Dave Righetti
Johnny Disaster – Jon Miller
DFARowand and sfoakbay are up
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:38 PM PST reply actions
oh.
and I too Hensley Meulens after Heimy
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
Will somebody PLEASE tell me what happens if I draft Steven Johnson and the O’s take him back? I believe this is the third freakin’ time.
Somebody responded to one of them.
I remember them saying that you can then select any player available, but that will probably be after the draft is over, so it’s not a wonderful turn of events for the drafter.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz
The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Your screwed, and must take your own life
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 5, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
I’m still having second thoughts about not keeping Jesus. No one’s taken him yet, right?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
He's just alright with me.
[/stops stalking Goofus]
Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.
"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk
by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Mar 5, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions
I thought about it...
but then I didn’t take him. I guess I went with Medders because I feel pretty confident he’ll make the club, and I kind of wanted a guy I would get to see play.
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
If Jesus survives to me I may take him, largely because I doubt much will survive to me. I’d consider trading him just to be kind, but of course, I’m not that into Huff, or masturbation jokes.
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
Also, it’d be hard to resist posting, “Nobody fucks with the Jesus!” on gameday threads if Guzman somehow made the team and got playing time.
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 5, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
If Gobrooks has gone
I adopt Mark DeRosa.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
Nope
he’s already taken. Fuck me and my reading skills. Give me a sec to come up with someone else.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
DFA Rowand has been on the clock for 15 hours now…Thank god this isn’t televised!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Maybe we need to DFA DFARowand for failure to pay attention
by crazedcrustacean on Mar 5, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah. I realized that
I’m not doing so well with the reading comp.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
good pick
I was debating between several guys and he was in the discussion
Bidding adieu to Rich Aurilia, for I will soon have a new baby.
He was in my final 4
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
SFGuy- Tim Lincecum
rxmeister- Posey
PiKAgiant- Brock Bond
EliminateMe- Frandsen
rotorueter- Dirty
thehavenot- Wheeler
Cookyman- Darren Ford
say hey nation- Matt Graham
heimy25- Francisco Peguero
wjackalope – Medders
AndYourBirdCanSing – Brandon Belt
shanghaijim – Ryan Rohlinger
Takimoto – Dave Righetti
Johnny Disaster – Jon Miller
DFARowand- Waldis Joaquin
Sadison and Sfoakbay are up
Who are the “best” available now?
Velez, Torres, Mota, Wellenmeyer, Byung hyun kim, Tony Pena, Hinsaw, Sosa…
Of those I would say either Sosa or Wellemeyer
but I have 3 others I’m trying to decide between…Hopefully someone before me makes it easy for me to choose
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
i will take....
BRETT PILL
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM PST reply actions
Nice pick, he was in my final 4
Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Thanks for sharing a year of your great career with the Giants and their fans.
by Speedforthewin on Mar 5, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
UPDATED DRAFTED PLAYERS LIST IN TOP POST
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
Thank you.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 5, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm, I let sosa go in hopes of upgrading. Now it looks like I could end up with him again. Awkward… I guess some of my other choices would be torres, hinshaw, or mcbryde.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And now I’ve been reading from a couple sources that henry’s been looking very good this spring so far. I would consider begging people not to take him, but I saw how that worked out for TexasRanger and his boy zack wheeler.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
You might be able to claim him. I dont know what the rule is on that.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 5, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
I guess I’ll see what WalrusMan thinks. If I do get him back, at least that means I should be the frontrunner for the “Worst Parent Award” at the next McCoveys Awards.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
I guess you can still claim him. If he hasn’t been drafted, and you still want to claim you could.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
I will draft…Eric Surkamp
Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Thanks for sharing a year of your great career with the Giants and their fans.
sig check
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Mar 5, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions
why isn't he listed as your on any of the lists above?
I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.
because Walrusman only updates the list periodically
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Mar 5, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
Damn he was also in my final 4
Now it’s down to two people on my draft board
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Mar 5, 2010 7:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I’m taking off for a week and will not be able to check in. Is it alright if I just pick Edward Concepcion now?
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
I’d list maybe five or six desired picks in order, because there’s a good chance Concepcion gets taken given your draft position.
Considering all the hullabaloo above, I would just like to point out
that it’s Zack Wheeler, not Zach.
McSabey you're losing me
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Mar 6, 2010 6:53 PM PST reply actions
Further research indicates I may be stupid.
In my defense, though…
Google hits for ""Zack Wheeler"+Giants": 33,600
Google hits for ""Zach Wheeler"+Giants": 16,600
McSabey you're losing me
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Mar 6, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
You were right the first time-it's Zack
http://www.baseballamerica.com/draftdb/2009xteam.php?team=1018
Link proof
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Full name: Zachary
Maybe when he fills out his forms under “nickname” he puts Zack. Here’s the thing- whether he puts Zack or Zach the pronunciation is identical, and nicknames aren’t fixed by law (I think), so perhaps both are true.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz
The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
But if its Zack then his fastball gains 10 MPH
/science
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
24 hours between picks?
Can we go to the next in line? For crying out loud it’s Saturday, people should have more free time.
I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.
I think we should allow more than 2 people to draft at a time… like 5 at a time would make this a little faster.
Or more radically, we can pre-assign draft time, like a 24-hour window, and we stagger people an hour apart…
I was thinking more like 3 at a time.
Things like this arent good for people with OCD. I can;t understand why people are not checking this site every 4 minutes even though they have 25 people in front of them???
I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.
I know exactly how you feel. I’m up real soon and I keep checking because I think “Surely NOW it’s my turn, right?”
I’m not up forever and I still keep checking it
by microwave donut on Mar 8, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Saturday people have more free time? I worked for 9 hours on Saturday and went to my parents house.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
Luke Anders
the Brett Pill of the Future.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Mar 7, 2010 2:10 AM PST reply actions
Special Assistant
I was gonna take

but, damn, if my childhood hero falls to me, what can I do?
McSabey you're losing me
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Mar 7, 2010 6:00 AM PST reply actions
I think its Boonitez and sfoakbay
unless I missed sfoakbays pick
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Nope, he’s been up for 2 and a half days now
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
He really should see a doctor after four hours or more.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Since sfoakbay is 13, shouldn’t this be a WalrusMan joke?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Have we slowed to a halt here? I’m lookin to be a baby-daddy!
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
There should be a time limit on this
If its been over 24 hours, and you haven’t drafted, then too bad – you should get bumped back to the end of the list.
by crazedcrustacean on Mar 8, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
I agree there should be a time limit, although I think 24 hours is a little harsh… it’s spring training and I’ll bet some people aren’t checking the site every day yet.
Nobody likes money
Or maybe we go three at a time?
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Mar 8, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
I say we let someone else draft and he can draft whenever he next checks the site.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 8, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
This is why we started so early, so we have enough time to draft.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
So are you saying we can go 3 at a time?
I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.
HAWT!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 8, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
I’m saying that it’s still two at at time.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
Next time make it more clear!
I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.
I’m happy to wait it out. I’ll probably draft sometime next year, but whatever, the expansion of my Giants family can wait.
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 8, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t worry, Addison J Proszek will still be there for you when it is your turn.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 8, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t give away my pick!
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 9, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
I always think of this guy whenever anyone says his name

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
And put a towel on.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2010 8:15 AM PST up reply actions
Holy Crap I was gone. Is it too late to get in on this?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
My bad
Completely forgot about this. Is Eric Surkamp still available?
The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.
No, Speed for the win drafted him
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/3/1334965/adopt-a-giant-2010-draft-lars-the#32040951
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
OH GOD I CANT STAND THE ANTICIPATION
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Additional players you can’t draft:
Henry Sosa -raisingcain
Eric Surkamp – Speedforthewin
Luke Anders – SloIsLonelyForTheOrange
Will Clark – WhereThere’sAWillieThere’sAMays
sfoakbay and boonitez are up.
Thats not that long. But I do think we should move on, and he can draft whenever he next comes on.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 9, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions
Is Juan Uribe taken? If so, I’ll go Pedro Feliz instead.
The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.
BOOTSTRAP BABY
With the billionth pick in the 2010 McC Adopt a Giant Draft, beat_la_25 selects Alex “Bootstrap” Hinshaw. quincy0191 is on the clock.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
sig check?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
sweet it worked. wasn’t sure how to link in my sig. but i’m a resourceful bugger.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
The way it’s going, sfoakbay will be picking last.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I see a Kelvin Marte in his future.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
I'm getting antsy now...
I wanna pick before I go to school tomorrow
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Happy sig working time now?
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
I select Mike Krukow
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Mar 9, 2010 8:56 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 9, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
I was surprised he was still available
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Mar 9, 2010 10:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
BTW
To keep this up on the 1st page, I think people should not recommend anything else right now.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
or, if Walrusman is willing, he could create a second thread, with the updated lists.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 9, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
Im not going to reward that with an answer.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 9, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
Eeewwww…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 9, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
walrusman already has made it sticky. several times. would you expect anything less?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Gobroks has gone
I adopt Andres Torres
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
sig test
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
"My son":http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1488&position=OF was the third most valuable position player by WAR on the 2009 Giants. A little sad, a little happy.
nope, fuck, gotta use HTML i guess
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
You're just a bit late
My name was on there, but it’s been edited off already.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Maybe we should send out a search party for sfoakbay. He’s ruining Christmas for all the orphans!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Since someone took Bruce Bochy, could someone else take Bruce Bochy’s head?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I'll take his cap
and put it on a basketball
by microwave donut on Mar 11, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions

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