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So, I hear there's a game today.
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Yay baseball!!!!!!
Today’s line-up:
CF Rowand
LF Lewis
RF Schierholtz
1B Huff
C Molina
DH Bowker
2B Frandsen
3B Rohlinger
SS Burriss
P Lincecum
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Mar 3, 2010 11:02 AM PST reply actions
Rumor is for those of us not in KNBR’s broadcast range that MLB might black out the online KNBR stream. I hope not, because that’s the only way I’ll get to listen on the assumption that mlb.tv hasn’t started streaming radio broadcasts.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
It says that the game is streaming on MLB.tv.
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 3, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
No shit, I better buy my package then. Sweet!
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Back to the quality posts of the gameday threads.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
Absolutely
And a new season begins…
WHY IS BENGIE?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 3, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
A man who doesn’t need spring training to get his posting skills in shape.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
I am in the best posting shape of my life!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 3, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
/Accuses Lars of using PEDs.
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
/Lars’ brother writes a tell-all book about the doping regimen.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
I believe the new iPhone app came out yesterday, FWIW. No Android app yet, though (fuckers).
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
GRRRRRR
I don’t have android yet, but COME ON
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I can’t believe they don’t have an Android app yet. Kills me.
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 3, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
What phone do you have?
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Neeto
one of my friends has one, not bad. But I’m waiting to get one with 2.1 /elitist nerd
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
LOLD
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I remember last year, the app wasn’t in the app store or anything useful like that; it was buried somewhere on the main (non-mobile) mlb.com. You had to browse to it then DL. Just awful.
Hopefully it’ll show up here soon: http://mlb.com/mobile/ I’ll keep an eye on the Android blogs, too.
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
It's up
but the Market app crashed then the app was fucked and wouldn’t install.
I really hate the MLB internet team.
http://goldengatebeerbars.com/
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
ALL OF YOU ANDROID USERS ARE FOOLS. BOW DOWN TO THE IPHONE
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 3, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
/att has no service where I live
fuckers
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I thought I saw something where Gameday Audio was available. But then I heard other things too.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
So the MLB’s all-reaching arms are blacking out preseason too? Things like this are why I feel the need to murder unicorns.
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
You need a reason to murder unicorns?
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Here you go
http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html
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Ah, baseball season. Time to find the one spot on my desk where my AM antenna will work, if rotated JUUUUUST right, and then be infuriated within 90 seconds of listening to that piece of crap Radnich talk about Kim Kardishian’s ass.
I have it on. This is incredibly idiotic.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
Every day I forget my iPod at work, I try to listen to KNBR, but I can’t break 4 minutes of listening to that braying jackass.
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
I think we have until 11:50
to persevere, although at least Bruno is on now.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Do pitching machines have a "slider at your back foot" setting?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 3, 2010 11:10 AM PST reply actions
damnit you stole my joke
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 3, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
Oh my god
this is gary randich? What the fuck is that noise?
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Is he still talking about Kim Kardashian’s ass?
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Not really
he’s just got such an annoying voice, IDK how someone like that gets a radio job. What the fuck
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
you don't like Radnich's voice?
how do you fell about Barbieri?
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
FEEL
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
I don't live there
so I never hear KNBR, but the few times I’ve heard him he’s given me the same impression. Why people put up with that voice astounds me. There’s no way I’d listen for more than like 3 seconds, unless he had a REALLY interesting guest or something
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
He used to be on KRON, or is still, but KRON doesn’t really matter anymore so maybe he went to a larger market.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
he's now
the ONLY thing on KRON. He gets 15 min of 30 min newscasts, and two segments at 11PM (“sports” highlights and an interview segment).
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
He looks even more annoying than he sounds
He dresses like a used car saleman.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 3, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
They both should just remain silent. Neither have much to say, and when they do, they have a voice fit for newspapers.
Makes me miss Pete Franklin in his heyday (I R old!).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Scroll up.
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/tries to find that picture of the lineup comprised of “hack” “flail” “gamer” etc
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
Auto renew FTW
They send out an email and you’re like “WOOHOOOOO”
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I don’t trust mlb to not screw that up if I ever decided to cancel.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
A few years ago I was home sick, so I decided to buy a few baseball games on mlb.com. PROTIP: They tell you system requirements AFTER they take your money.
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
A 3.4-liter V8 petrol burner is combined with electric motors to put out 500bhp, while featuring the mind-altering acceleration to go from a standing start to 62mph in just 3.2 seconds. Topping out at 198mph and offering a very respectable 78mpg fuel economy,
http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/02/porsche-918-spyder-concept-is-the-most-beautiful-hybrid-weve-ev/
My career path, have you seen it?
I prefer the Tesla.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
LOL WHAT
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
DO WANT
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
holy shit
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
something something something Kim Kardashian something something something Jennifer Lopez something something something
Do people actually listen to this?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
What would you prefer?
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
Something about sports?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
this is KNBR
Ralph and Tom have sports-related interviews sometimes, and Rod/partner talk about sports, and now FP has broadened the 7PM to include sports outside the Central time zone. So, occasionally there’s sports.
Also, those of you with a TV can tune in to the A’s channel (CSNCA?) to see simulcast of Gary’s show. If you really want some enjoyment.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
just to add, I broke man tuning knobs by rushing to turn off 680 when Radnich is on.
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
man=many
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
you should be more careful
when turning your man tuning knobs
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Damn, I was really hoping that there were such things as man tuning knobs. Could come in handy.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Tha games also on XM 184.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 11:25 AM PST reply actions
Decent.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
Are the orange things flames?
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HOT AIR BALLOON CRASH!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
WHAT??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Looks like a panda raising its arms.
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Bonds could wrestle a panda any day.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
nah just effects gives it a sorta weathered/torn/wore look, upclose you cant really see the effect
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
snuggies
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
just makes sure you don't turn into one of these people
http://www.lamebook.com/the-ink-that-stinks
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Your turn!
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. it’s a Sailboat.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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a schooner is a sailboat stupid head
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
I AM TOO BUSY TO WIN NOW!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This is the first time I’ve listened to Gary Radnich since I set KNBR to be my alarm clock and holy crap it’s making me really tense.
Gary Radnich does make an amazingly effective alarm clock, though.
Nobody likes money
id have a bad mood all day waking up to his voice…
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
MLB AtBat Audio Work (for the other games)
Wow, this is just crazy. Makes that iPod touch purchase even more awesome.
Baseball.
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Holy...6 year extension for Jeter? No way that will happen
Two executives from competing teams tell Jon Heyman of SI.com that they believe Derek Jeter could ask for a six-year contract extension after the 2010 season.
It sounds outrageous, as Jeter would be 42 years old at the end of the deal, but Alex Rodriguez’s contract expires at age 42, as well. “Casey Close is a good agent. You don’t get if you don’t ask,” one executive told Heyman. Jeter is entering the season of a 10-year, $189 million contract.
Source: SI.com
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Alex Rodriguez’s contract expires at age 42
Holy crap.
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I think they assumed he’d still be juicing when they did that deal. Oops!
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
There’s always HGH! I have faith in A-Rod and his ability to use undetectable PEDs.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
AND
he’s gonna be making 20 million dollars. Holy crap.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
It’ll be pretty hilarious if the Yankees are paying Jeter AND Rodriguez like $20 million while they’re in their 40s and breaking down. But only if they do break down.
Of course, it’s the Yankees, so it’s not like even those two would kill their payroll.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
what would they do with him
still run him out at SS? Weird.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
I definitely think it could happen. He’s like Jesus over there.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 3, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
How dare you insult Derek Jeter by comparing him to that never-was!!! Jesus’s career was OVER when he was only 33. What a LOLoser.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Get your facts straight
His UZR is through the roof from his defense of all of mankind!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 3, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
NUMBERS SAY THAT JETER IS AWESOME
TAKE THAT NERDS!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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had to laugh at Simmons' latest podcast
He and Dameshek wondered aloud at how important stats are. Said something along the lines of…
“Because of these advanced stats, teams didn’t want to try to get Damon on their team. He’s won a World Series with 2 different teams, doesn’t that mean something??”
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 3, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Give me a few minutes, and I can probably give you a list of at least a dozen entirely worthless players who won a World Series with two different teams.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Eric Hinske has won 3 with 3 teams in the last 3 years. He must be THE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER EVER!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Did anyone watch the Braves-Mets game on the MLB Network yesterday? They showed Hinske’s back and arms, completely covered in tattoos. Crazy.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
3 with 3 different teams? Wow, the RAYS WIN!
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Crap – I meant that he was in 3 WS with 3 teams.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yeah
that pissed me off. That podcast is entertaining most of the time, but holy shit he really doesn’t know anything about baseball. He treated stats like they were some formula that you had to take calculus to understand. What? You just go to a website and look at the stat. It’s not that hard, dumbass.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/jumpthrow
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
New K image?

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by Natto on Mar 3, 2010 11:29 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
nice
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
That’s what the McImage directory is for.
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Oh I mean I’m ready computer wise, not sure if I mentally prepared for this
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I’m always prepared!
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Same for both looking and swinging?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I dunno. I may just use the last panel and flip it depending on the situation.
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love it
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
For clutch Giants ABs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Mar 3, 2010 11:32 AM PST reply actions 8 recs
LOL.
I’ve missed this.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 3, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
I wish I was as smart as you
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Giants taking the infield (from Shulman's twitter)

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 3, 2010 11:38 AM PST reply actions
LOL Burris & Franny.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
I would suggest Pika, but he’s probably gearing up for his 4:30 AM drinking binge tomorrow.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Tomorrow I will be in San Luis Obispo
and will likely be drunk until Sunday morning
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
i should prolly have breakfast first
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
gets E&J and apple juice ready
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Don’t know how to play, but I’m doin a significant amount of boozin right now. It’s snowing and I’m not working.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
SABEAN LIED!!
THIS GAME ISN’T ON RIGHT NOW!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Did someone say "baseball"?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
im guessin thats during the carlton dance-off
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
Ha! Yes it was the "Carlton dance"
A couple of seasons ago. That’s Grant just behind me with the orange-brim cap and the Mayor of 311 in the red jacket.
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
great jersey tho, hope they wear em more this year
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
MISS ME??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Randy Winn will.
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/furiously begins man tuning knobs
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray…
IT’S FINALLY BASEBALL SEASON!
by crazedcrustacean on Mar 3, 2010 11:49 AM PST reply actions
I have the KNBR stream on. I’m hoping it doesn’t get blacked out, because I haven’t made my mlb.tv purchase yet and won’t be able to for a bit.
BEISBOL PLZ.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Giants baseball on the radio!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 3, 2010 11:50 AM PST reply actions
DAVID BEE FLEMMING
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
saddened
Jon is supposed to kick off the new season!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
He’s a Hall of Famer; let the man chill in Hawaii a little longer if he wants to.
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
I thought Flem said Jon was there.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OT (of course)
This has nothing to do with anything, but is this the best picture of Wilt Chamberlain ever?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Mar 3, 2010 11:52 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
OMG
win
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 3, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
his best movie role
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
Isn’t that Lars?
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I vote this one, a record that'll never be broken

Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 3, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
Nice mace
Bludgeoning, piercing and and slashing all in one weapon.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Tim is pitching
and THAT IS AWESOME. Lots of starters on both sides, at least for now.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
Over/under on number of 1st-inning strikeouts by Tim
I’ll play it conservative and set it at 4.5
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 3, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
Can’t I stand 10 feet away from it?
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Is this the GDT for the USMNT vs Holland?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
WTF?
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Flem!
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It’s going to be great to listen to Jon Miller on the radio again.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
I hope Flem starts countering Jon’s “David… B. Fleming” with “Baseball Hall Of Fame Inductee Jon Miller.”
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
WALDIS JOAQUIN MAY BE PITCHING TODAY!!
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I have not heard a radio stream with this impressive of quality in a long time.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
I hope they can fit a baseball game in between all of these commercials.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 3, 2010 11:57 AM PST reply actions
for the long-time fans
Alex Dween, the man who rents everything.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Any relation to the US Ren-tahls guy who sounded like Dr. Nick Riviera?
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
WE MAKE THE PHONES RING WE MAKE THE PHONES (RING, RING)
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I for one am pleased to hear David Bee Fleming say “Twenty-ten” and NOT “two-thousand-and-ten”. STANFORD!
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depends on how nervous wilson makes me
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Well, crap
the mlb.tv RADIO player is slowing my computer down so much that the thread runs like crap. Um…it’s not like I have a 286 here. WTF
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NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH MY MAC
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I liked their silverlight player a lot better than this flash one. I wish they had stayed.
Nobody likes money
i juss installed it right now before the game
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
F-ing Flash.
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*grumble grumble*
I love how everyone was making such a big deal about how the ipad doesn’t do flash. Flash should go die a long, painful death
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DON’T WORRY GUYZ WE HAVE (BETA) HARDWARE ACCELERATION!!111
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Mar 3, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
/not working
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this is ominous
I don’t like the sound of that…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
I was just
in a long, frustrating work meeting about a dumb project with all these complicated issues.
I came back to my desk, fired up MLB Gameday Audio, and heard David B. Flemming’s voice.
And just like that, all is well.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
JON MILLER!!!!!
JON MILLER!!
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It’s magic somewhere!
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
in this thing!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 3, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
HALL OF FAMER JON MILLER
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by satyricrash on Mar 3, 2010 12:01 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
OT
What’s everyone having for lunch?
I’m having a burrito from a local Mexican Restraunt.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Just finished a late breakfast of a latte and english muffin.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sandwich
pretty simple. But with spinach, which is so good. YUMMM
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whatever the parents brought for this month's teacher treats day
free lunch FTW!
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
juss had some popeyes chicken
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
Left over Cuban food I made for dinner last night.
-Ropa Vieja
- Papas Rellanas
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
Honeybaked sandwich combo with stuffing & salad.
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
Read that as
Turd sandwich from Michael’s Sourdough in Petaluma. yummy.
Is that the place by the new Kohls/old movies
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Yummy.
Nope, it’s on Industrial Ave (where I work) between a bunch of office buildings. Kind of next to Dennys.
Nobody likes money
How do you feel about Lombardis?
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
sandwich
contents TBD
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 3, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
Lamb stew over rice.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
I had leftover buffalo wings a few hours ago.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
For dinner tonight, though, I’m making muffalettas. mmmm.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Have some ribs in the slow cooker for tonight. Cheesy garlic potatos as well I think.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
tacos
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
BOOOO SEATTLE BOOOOO!!!
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Madbum after lincecum
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irl lol
the best is when you’re not trying to be dirty
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FISTer?
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TWSS
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
In class
Updates plz kk thx bai
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
STRIKE ONE
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It got better
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FISTER AND BUMGARNER
Together at last.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
BUMGARner?
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LOL FISTER
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Fister?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
FISTer?
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BASE HIT WHAT
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yay, rownad!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Mar 3, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
Dude’s got a 1.000 obp as a leadoff hitter this spring!
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
A HIT!!!!!!!!!
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
GREAT SCOTT!
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Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
by 49er16 on Mar 3, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
BASE HIT
ROWNADS
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
Baseball time!
Gameday link for anyone who needs it
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Fister pitches into a DP
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
DOUG FISTER???
I MEAN I BARELY KNOW ER AMIRITE
Baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
LOL FRED!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hell yeah hit a triple! Show them you deserve left field.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
WOOHOO!!!!!!! 2B
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3B!!!
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SCOTT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 3, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions
TRIPLE AND A RUN SCORED!!!!!
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
GREATSCOTT!
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FRED LEWIS IS THE SOLUTION
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SCORE
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
HELL YEAH HE'S THE PROBLEM
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nope
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Darn Californ'yuns
Too much traffic
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
FREDEMPTION
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 3, 2010 12:07 PM PST reply actions
/pinchrunning for Fred Lewis...
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
Power is back!
- hitter!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
Crap – y’all are like almost a whole batter ahead of my KNBR on-line stream. What’s up with that?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
FUCK YOU, FRED LEWIS HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
GD NATE GET THE RUN HOME!
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
get out of here!
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
And
Who says Fred doesn’t get RBIs!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Needs to run more.
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HUFFF!!!!!!!
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HUFF SMASH
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
LOL WTF IS HAPPENING
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
RUNZ R SCOARING
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At least Nate took a couple pitches.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions
FUCK YEAH POWER
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AUBREY HUFF WILL HIT 125 HR THIS SEASON
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Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
on pace for 162!
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BOOM
Huff baby! I might just adopt your ass!
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
We can adopt specific body parts?
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
I think I'll outrank you in the draft order
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NEW GUY FAILS AT SUCKING!!
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lol
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Mar 3, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
YES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LORD GOD MORE TP (AND AUDREY) PLEASE!!!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
HUFF!
I really liked that signing.
/deletes old posts
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
CLEANUP HITTER!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 3, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
PROJECTED RUN SCORING: INFINITY
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
mlb audio sounds very lo-fi- is KNBR that way too?
by Into the Void on Mar 3, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not really sure why it always sounded like that. AM doesn’t need a lot of quality, but more than they give it.
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.
Baseball just sounds wrong on FM radio.
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t remember it sounding this bad last year…I was just assuming the facilities in Arizona are maybe no’t quite as “professional” as elsewhere.
by Into the Void on Mar 3, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
Y’all need to slow down on your posting.
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where am I?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
HUFF
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 3, 2010 12:09 PM PST reply actions
AL East
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
boo jon
“has been the Giants’ big RBI man”
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah, get those world series tickets printed, its ass kicking time
by crazedcrustacean on Mar 3, 2010 12:09 PM PST reply actions
LOL bengie
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Psychic powers possessed here have nothing to to with a slow stream..
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
GIS for “Aubrey” should not be done at work.
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streaming on KNBR.com
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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KNBR stream online or via mlb.tv.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
that’s our Bengie
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 3, 2010 12:09 PM PST reply actions
Got fisted.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wait, the whole Molina re-signing wasn’t a joke? Damnit.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 12:10 PM PST reply actions
The way things are going
Maybe the Giants are going to following FSU’s example: they’ve score 74 runs in 7 games thus far.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Let me adjust my Huff prediction
AVG: .423
OBP: .845
SLG: .999
HRS: 132
SABES WAS RIGHT!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
HEY GUYS IT'S MAGIC INSIDE!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Say, I picked a good day to call in sick.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 12:10 PM PST reply actions
next time, Bowker
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 3, 2010 12:11 PM PST reply actions
OW BOWKER
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jinx
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
SHIFT MF'N A
Who are these guys?
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 12:11 PM PST reply actions
BOWKER SUX
DFA THE BUM NOW!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Hitting .000 this spring. Stats don’t lie.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Who is this announcer?
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions
Pedro Feliz
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
Doesn’t sound like B. Flemming, for some reason
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
HALL OF FAMER
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"it will not change me in any way"
……….“was there nothing else?”
LOL jon
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Nobody beats him!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 3, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Hank says no jokes about the Mariner's pitcher.
Yea, right.
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lolHuffClank
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
huh…Huff drops the ball. No wonder he was a DH.
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fark
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nah
didn’t know about the website.
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Shitty denense, huh?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 12:15 PM PST reply actions
Did you ask permission before doing that to her muff?
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 3, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Who's the Mariners pitcher allowing all these hits?
Can’t listen in right now.
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AUDRY MUFF YOU GUYS!
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I HAVE ALREADY TURNED ON HUFF
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
z
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 12:16 PM PST reply actions
shit. I am rusty
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
HAHA
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RYAN ROHLINGER NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS THROWING!!!!!!
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Timmy hittin 92 on the gun according to gameday
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
D: PANIC
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lol
griffey hitting cleanup today
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Welcome to Spring Training.
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Yah I know
still thought it was funny
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I AM WORRIE
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OMG HE CAN ONLY THROW 92!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/Mycheal Urban deletes previous blog post about Huff HR and begins his new blog post.
My career path, have you seen it?
DFA LINCECUM
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who got that last error, rohlinger or huff? i mean in real life, not according to the scorer
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by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 3, 2010 12:18 PM PST reply actions
Rohlinger according to Jon
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And on Huff according to gameday…spring is for everyone i guess
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
scorer awarded it to Huff. Jon awarded it to Rohlinger.
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I’m going with Jon.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Am I doing this right?
Neftali Feliz
Julio Borbon
Elvis Andrus
Justin Smoak
by rotorueter on Mar 3, 2010 12:18 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
OH MY GOD I’M WORRIED ABOUT TIM LINCECUM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IM NOT HE IS THE PROBLM
CANT HOLD LEAD
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
SABES U SHOULD HAVE TRADED HIM STUPID
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ST. LOUIS SPORTSWRITERS WERE RIGHT!!!!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
WAINO! WAINO!
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
well played
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
Jack McDowell says wins are important and strike outs aren’t~!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
You mean “Black Jack” who is actually a white Jack?
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
I remember when McDowell would post crappy numbers but high win totals, mostly because of his killer offense, and the argument about his value would always be that ‘he knew how to win’. The more things change, the more they stay the same!
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
great
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2010 12:19 PM PST reply actions
IT'S TOO HOT FOR TIMMY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I love listening to Miller & Flemming. I really like today.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions
z
I cannot keep up here…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions
We’re moving well.
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This is the sexiest thing I’ve heard in a few months.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 3, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions
Wellemeyer scares me.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
thread needs moar comments and xcitement
Les Plack = more chicks
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
Chose the Saints and the under to win my bet with my ex gf...i'm on a roll.
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 3, 2010 12:21 PM PST reply actions
551 posts already.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL Kevin
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
chokes in the clutch
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
unearned run yo
Les Plack = more chicks
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
Chose the Saints and the under to win my bet with my ex gf...i'm on a roll.
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 3, 2010 12:22 PM PST reply actions
NATIONAL LEAGUE CAN'T MATCH UP!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
its like opening day from last year all over again
Les Plack = more chicks
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
Chose the Saints and the under to win my bet with my ex gf...i'm on a roll.
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 3, 2010 12:22 PM PST reply actions
UH OH!!!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 3, 2010 12:22 PM PST reply actions
Oh noes!
/takes Lincecum off of draft board
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
you guys are like a full 30 seconds ahead of my feed...ugh
Les Plack = more chicks
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
Chose the Saints and the under to win my bet with my ex gf...i'm on a roll.
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 3, 2010 12:23 PM PST reply actions
MORE LIKE CROTCHMAN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hot weather is hot
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
I’m going to AZ in two weeks… I’m Irish & grew up in the Richmond so I’m worried I’ll melt before the 7th Inning stretch.
by troymccluresf on Mar 3, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
BRYNES IS PISSED AT GIANTS DIDN'T SIGN HIM IS GOING TO HURT NOW THAT IT MATTERS
My career path, have you seen it?
Do they play spring training games in the Twilight Zone, where the powerful offense wishes Lincecum could keep them in the game?
def. bizzaro world if you think about it
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Is Timmeh stoned?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 12:24 PM PST reply actions
Ah. Makes sense now.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
no good cali weed in arizona
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
You lose points for calling it Cali.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 3, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
typing shorthand to keep up with all tha posts…
merry CAINmas
by northerncali on Mar 3, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
Sadly, your handle suggests otherwise.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 3, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
hes throwin bp fastballs right now so they can get bummie in there faster
Les Plack = more chicks
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
Chose the Saints and the under to win my bet with my ex gf...i'm on a roll.
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 3, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
HIS SNUGGIE WAS CURSED!
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Well, we won the half inning.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OWNED that beeyach
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TRADE LINCECUM NOW
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
nah, he's ruined his value with this pathetic outing
Just DFA the moron.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
IAWTC
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Les Plack = more chicks
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
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Chose the Saints and the under to win my bet with my ex gf...i'm on a roll.
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 3, 2010 12:26 PM PST reply actions
Was that Jon sneezing?
That was a pretty good one.
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awesome
looking forward to drunkards in a few innings
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Looks like a lecherous creep on his mlb picture this year
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
oblig.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Douche
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
This year?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
i just had some students come in as i was listening to the game at lunch and, with my giants shrine all around me and the game on, ask if im a giants fan…
i said hell yes
Les Plack = more chicks
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
Chose the Saints and the under to win my bet with my ex gf...i'm on a roll.
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 3, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions
You should say no, I like teh A’s!
My career path, have you seen it?
by say hey nation on Mar 3, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
I like minor league teams, too!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
that's why they're the "AAA's"
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 3, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
STFD BYRNSIE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL BYRNES
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STFDDDDD
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LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 3, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
wait, I don’t recognize who the little girl being left in the dust is.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YEAHHHHH!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Who's in the car with tim?
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Bengie?
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Lincecum gets....

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GOOD-BYE WORLD SERIES TROPHY!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I leave for 10 minutes to get some lunch and the game's tied?
FFFUUUU
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 3, 2010 12:30 PM PST reply actions
WHY THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FOOD, DAMMIT, FOOD.
FOOD IS GOOD.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 3, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
Wouldn’t it be 27.00?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 3, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
So, Tim is serious about this curveball thing.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 3, 2010 12:30 PM PST reply actions
Less velocity than Cain.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Mar 3, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
When you stop touching yourself at night.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m always nervous that if I make one, Natto will make one at the same time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 3, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
Everybody else will get one pretty soon. You’ll have to stay here though.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 3, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
SHIT
My KNBR.com stream just cut out. Trying to get it back…
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Great
once again, Giants making no-namer look like cy young
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new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/3/1335343/gamethread-2-really-two
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Small is the new big. That’s what I’ve been trying to say.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 3, 2010 12:34 PM PST reply actions
been gone since the Huff HR
how we doin?
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
I come in
and it’s POSEY Time!
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
We're here now!
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/3/1335343/gamethread-2-really-two
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