Open GameThread II, 3/25
THIS TIME IT COUNTS!

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two!
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
What a picture
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
I like the Toe Jam and Earl spring shoes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay Affeldt! err…I mean… Wellemeyer!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
nice ass-catch
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
The defense called for it
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
/DeRosa breaks wrist
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
/Sanchez tears ligaments
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Posey takes over at 2nd
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
/Scott fractures rib
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
/still plays
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
/Noah Lowry waves “hi”
//Requires Thoratic Outlet Syndrome surgery
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Will Bowker or Huff make a more hilarious infielder?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Huff
Primarily for the masturbation references.
Good point.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
but Bowker does have
ProTip: if you GIS ‘Aubreymania,’ you get a nekkid blonde Playboy woman with big gazongas.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Aubrey O'Day?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff. Bowker seems pretty athletic. If he devoted himself to the position I dont think he’d be too terrible.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuiper seems to be switching between pronouncing Uribe’s name as ooo-ribe and ah-ribe
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
gotta mix it up
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, if he keeps pronouncing it the same way, listeners will get their timing down and square the name up.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm becoming more and more convinced
That I need a second monitor. I have a 22 incher, but it’s just not big enough to have mlb.tv running and firefox with the GDT next to it…
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
What does you having a 22 incher have to do with your monitor? Sounds like you’re just bragging
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I try to slip it in wherever possible
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Nobody?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
twss, sheesh
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/Does not comprehend
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Krukow, in mid-season homer form
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I’m definitely doing the radio-over-tv this year
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT NO DOUG GREENWALD!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I like the greenwald
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the Greenwald, too!
…Hank Greenwald.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That’s what I do. I’d much rather hear Jon and David B.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m happy either way.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I get on Kuiper a lot but he isn’t the homer Krukow is.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
but he’s kinda boring….uh….uh……uh
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
After having lived in Chicago, home of Hawk Harrelson, I have perhaps a different perspective on homers than some of y’all.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Not that severe but Krukow is still a homer.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Hey, I’m a homer. Why would I be upset with my announcer being the same way?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not when he was pushing that “WE’RE IN THIS THING!!” when the Giants weren’t anymore.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
he’s kind of a modified-homer, more of a Giants apologist
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
What? A home team announcer is a homer?!?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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omg, he’s the all-time worst! thanks for the mention.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s weird is that his rep as a player would not lead one to believe that he’d end up this way
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
EXCELLENT BUNT
We’re going to the World Series.
Productive Outs!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 25, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I see Rowand still has that stupid stance. His legs sure look smaller
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
What a take by Rowand!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What a swing!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’s right, I just took Mark DeRosa in the 6th round in the draft
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Okay then.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SCOTT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
LEADOFF HITTER!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
I got to admit that it is nice to see Scott not try to pull that outside pitch.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Loud outs
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
oh panda…
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Pablo.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
At least he didn’t get spiked.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 25, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He thought he saw cake
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
needz moar less
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never weighed in on the cake/pie wars. I like both, but I think it’s easier to screw up cake than pie.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
'Pablo saw some cake' GIS result
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Warriors CSN commercial
Talk about horrible announcers: Warriors broadcaster Bob Fitzgerald
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
do we have to bring them up?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re judging the guy based off a commercial?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
he compliments the team
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oakland deserves better, all the way around
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d have the one on the right
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Middle.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Didn’t see much of the one on the left, though. Lefty could’ve been the one.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
"What would you have out of that?"
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I like coming home from the gym and seeing a Panda RBI
I MISS BASEBALL SO MUCH
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
here-here!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
PETEY WOULD HAVE GOT THE OUT
/still feels irrational need to defend Happy Pete
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe because you like things that suck?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Nice effort
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean the guy ESPN thinks plays 3B for the Giants?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 25, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants are a football team, you fool.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The West Coast is along the western edge of Lake Superior
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: College Basketball Update
58 Kansas State 54 Xavier with 6 minutes left
Cornell is getting blown out by Kentucky
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
This is the first time I’ve seen Kentucky play. They will win the tournament.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Gus Johnson calling a close game = amazing television
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
/screams incoherently
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
And he’s starting to get warmed up in the Xavier-K-State game.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
I’ve had season tickets since the ballpark opened and I get nothing. You join this year and you get an autographed Tim baseball?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
That’s some BS
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that near where you sit too?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I’m near home plate. I think those tickets are down right field.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Call them up and demand it
Say you’ll cancel and re-enroll unless they give you one.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
How many more SBs till Rajai reaches 80?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
So, this inning isn’t going well so far.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
pbf time
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
peanut butter fart?
prickly butt feeling?
please buy flautists?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Pitchers Best Friend!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
petty burn fortune
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
or the yella’hammer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone know where that term comes from?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still not sure what you’re talking about.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
“Yellow Hammer”
it’s a term used to describe an overhand curve
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
but why yellow hammer?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the state bird of Alabama
but other than that, you’ve got me.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
it’s a woodpecker…drops it’s head to deliver the blow, like the hard dropping curve.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, I've got it!
Please bring fellatio.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL at that kids sunglasses
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
dropped
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
4Ks?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BTW
Where are the pictures of the K’s?? Saving for the regular season?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
SON!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Seeing Urban there, I almost miss Amy G.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
yeah, where’s the g-spot?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Due to my refusal to pay attention to sports radio, I have not until now known what Urban looks like. I’m surprised.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
My statement make no sense.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I also don’t watch sports television, so assume I meant that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m Irish, so whadya gonna do?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I wanna be a transformer
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
I wasn’t paying attention. Who were they talking about that wants to be a transformer?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t want to know that
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not my fault he’s standing there doing that
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
huff
i believe
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn’t seem like anyone’s responding, so I’ll say it’s Huff.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
come on k-state......i need this....
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Gus (and Xavier) is on fire.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Guys
Gus Johnson is starting to go crazy. I suggest watching the K-State-Xavier game right now.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
nevar!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BENGIE IS FAT AND SLOW
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
maybe if he was so fat that he was 90 ft wide, all he would have to do is lean over slightly and be safe.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 25, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Gus would have exploded if that shot went in.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TWSS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Vrooom?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
so on april 5th you can go to the ballpark for free and watch the opening game against houston and the ncaa championship game
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
foul ball HR
Jon Miller would have liked that.
There were other bits of incoherent screaming.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
K STATE! WITH THE 3
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
clemente, baseball ties!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
What the… Cornell comeback?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
help, grammar police!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It should have been “their whereupon 6”.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
cornell within 6 ,5 min to go
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
OMG
WHAT THE STUPID KANSAS?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Aw crap, the opening series is against the Braves. Are those stupid ass protesters going to be there again? Last time we went to a Giants / Braves game there were these nitwits outside the stadium telling people to boycott the game ’cuz the Braves and the tomahawk chop was racist.
it is
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
okay…. but to tell that to Giants fans is kinda ummm STUPID. I promised little Moonbeam that I wouldn’t ever, ever do the chop. Duh. Protest better suited for oh, say, maybe ATLANTA?
by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec’d
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
GUS IS SCREAMING
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
no offense but do not care
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
But for Gus, I would not care.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
again do not care
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I do not like it Sam I am
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I’m with you, pal
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
k-state with an epic fail
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
IKR
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
how is it that Xavier always has NCAA success?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
spanked
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
travis buck?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Hinshaw is useless.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I thought they did that already. this kid has some kind of staying power!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Cris Carter the football player?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
The TV screenplay writer

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, this is the Chris Carter that popped into my head.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
One less out you have to get next inning. Why is this so hard to understand?
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of want to make that the tagline for the site….
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 25, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ditch the gloves nate, its not working
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Fred who?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Lennox?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Jerry?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Tom?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
annie?
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
by atxgiantsfan on Mar 25, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Quaker?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
pilgrims?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Mayflower?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Cream of Wheat?
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Quaker?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
oh man!!!!!! halloway!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
He’s practically incandescent. But didn’t need that last shot…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WHAT
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OH MY WORD!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Bermanism
HE SHOT THAT FROM THE ROCKIES!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
and Gus is spent
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
DOUBLE OVERTIME!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Just looked it up. Ben Allen is an Aussie, not a Brit.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
St. Mary’s has a tonne of Aussies.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Yankees have a ton of asses
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
CBS
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
BUY CBSSPORTS.COM PRODUCTS AND/OR SERVICES
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
All of the spring training hats look awful.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
this is true
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
come on k state.......
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Go Xavier!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
come on k state.....
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
XAVIER!!
THIS IS AWESOME
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This is fucking crazy! Another 3? Holy fuck.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
IKR?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL
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BOWKERMANIA!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
The training and the prayers and the vitamins!
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
He needs to lay off the “vitamins”.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I’ll make sure he sticks to Flintstones chewables.
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
What did bowker do? a double?
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yes
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
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short arms
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
109
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
sharks up 2-0 after 2
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
I knew the score but knew you were recording it.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I know it's OT
but ksu/xavier is epic
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Yes it is
And it’s even better with Gus Johnson announcing.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
totally
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I’m supposed to be doing shit, but I can’t focus with this game.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
work in the morning, it’s 11:30. “meh”
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HE BRICKED A WIDE OPEN 3!!!!!! AHHHH SHIT
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FOOORD!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
$$$ money!!!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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HEY MONEY
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
FORD!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH MONEY!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
(he's fast)
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side note:
D-Ford is a class act
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
that sucked
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He was wide open!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
IKR
total brick. Dude must be totally shot though
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Yeah it is.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's pitching for the As?
dude’s gettin rocked
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Guy named Tyson Ross. A Berkeley grad, apparently.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This isn’t the same guy they were saying has already been traded twice this year? (the pitcher dude)
nah that was Edwar Ramirez
I think.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Going back to the discussion of good looking giants
I bet brandon crawford is popular with the ladies.
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Frandsen out of uniform always looks like much more of a Marina Kid then I expected.
Let's bring the...
BICYCLE!

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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
damn you xavier
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Magneto? is that you?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 25, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know. All my brackets just got final nail hammered.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah
LOL CUSE
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Gus johnson is trending #2 worldwide on twitter
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Urban didn’t get to interview his man crush, Zito?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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REV RUNZ
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
I’m rooting for Baylor tomorrow. They are the one team that could beat Duke.
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Runzler is disgusting.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
What is disgusting is the Tim McCarver mention by Krukow.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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well that too
But Runz’s stuff is the good kind of disgusting.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I love my baby boy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Did you get him last year?
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I boldly declared him mine and the world has subsequently agreed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I created a closing pitcher in mlb 10
VERY similar to runzler. Lefty with mid 90s heet and a nasty slider
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Is Runzler in the game?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
With a K, even.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It was a nasty K
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he means in mlb 10
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Commercial jokes often confuse me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not sure
I don’t think so though. Their minors rosters are really weird
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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TWSS!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 26, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions
no kidding!!!
I thought I was seeing that wrong. God damn that is douchey
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He needs a crucifix a la BLB
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Further evidence of fondness for junk/trunk.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm just saying
You’ve liked Runzler, Bengie and Urban. There is a trend.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I miss Amy G.
something that can only be said in the Spring after a long wait for any baseball.
Let's bring the...
The only time I really see Amy G is during road games on the west coast (on CSN). I’m at most Giants home games.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Son!
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
That split cap deserves an elimination
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I hope Velez is out and Bowker in for the ODR
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I’m not sure what Dance Revolution you’re talking about.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 26, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
What a failure of a child
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Brian Wilson
BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
NICE
I hope this means the good Wilson showed up tonight.
Wellemeyer for us, Jason Jennings for the A’s.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WELLEMEYer?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
They never mentioned Wilson’s new deal.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
“The only thing we have to fear is … ninjas!”
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
A date which shall live in infamy
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That was FDR
Oh wait
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
baggs says both affeldts and wilsons deals will be announced at a news conference tomorrow
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Not standing because it's meaningless
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
bahumbug
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
The guy on the left sort of looks like a cross between De Niro and Ian McKellen.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re right…
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Tim McCarver, to me.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
FTW
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
epic
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike keeps delivering the hits
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Notre Dame Athletics
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
EVERYONE CELEBRATE

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
John Mayer loves black people!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Just won't have sex with them
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Mayer and???
IDK who that is
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Mar 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Some whiney woman
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
kanye?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Mar 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
(I kinda like todd wellemeyer)
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
(I saw him first)
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll pass your note to him!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
I've always wanted to know what the Scottsdale facility looked like
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Best record in the spring
if we go 18-7 to start the year…well that would just bee pretty neat.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL they use Magic Bullets.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOL I’m waiting for the Slap Chop to appear
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m watching.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m watching. I’m loving it.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 25, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt’s more amusing than I thought he was.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I love you Jeremy Affeldt.
LOL veteran old guys joke /is sad because true
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Okay, that season ticket ad was weird.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
I’d say cut down on the posting of the ladies…
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah.
You’re making his lines erratic.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 26, 2010 4:02 AM PDT up reply actions
My, what an interesting spring!
Sorry I missed that.
I’ve taken up residence in a broom closet at Sterling Cooper (Currently downloading Season 3)
Mr. Wellemeyer, I owe you an apology.
Bowker is clearly on a mission. Here’s hoping he’s ultimately and immediately successful.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 26, 2010 3:59 AM PDT reply actions

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