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On TV!

Also, don't forget that there's a McCovey Chronicles Facebook page. Just why, I'm not sure, but people told me that I should have it, and I listen to people.

Everyone who is everyone is a fan.

 

 

Hmm. Those aren't Photoshopped, either. This is working out well.

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clearly all your fans are in China

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Mar 25, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Facebook lets your fans feel like they know you

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 25, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s a facebook?

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Grant meant to say factbook

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 25, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He clearly meant bookface.
/obscure reference to The Office

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Mar 25, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be confused with Stitchface.
/reference to funny Simpsons joke

by Every6thDay on Mar 25, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be confused with MyBook or Facespace...

/get off my lawn or I’ll break your twitter

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Mar 25, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Mar 25, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is this originally from?

by speckops on Mar 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of those Evil Dead movies, I think.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not. I’m not sure. It certainly resembles the Evil Dead book of the dead.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes indeed. Army of Darkness

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did not survive the freezing process.

by Every6thDay on Mar 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT

You should make a twitter, dude

by DimaK on Mar 25, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Giants!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks and Giants on tonight, the dvr is going to ‘splode!
Think I’ll take a pre-game nap.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, yesterday, I was driving and switched into KNBR. I almost immediately switched it off since the hosts were talking about how meaningful ST stats are, so I switched over to NPR and Talk of the Nation.

JOHN FREAKING MILLER was on Talk of the Nation yesterday—how awesome is that?

by speckops on Mar 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t there a fanshot about that? Or was that something else. Benadryl addled brain is addled.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, definite MCC member Andrew Baggary reports in:
Maybe Bowkermania is alive and well after all….DeRosa moves to 2B to free up LF for John Bowker and his 7 RBIs vs the A’s.

CF Rowand
LF Bowker
3B Sandoval
C Molina
2B DeRosa
SS Uribe
1B Ishikawa
RF Schierholtz
P Wellemeyer

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2010/03/25/thursdays-giants-lineup-19/

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Mar 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSS

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, love that he’s using the term too

by speckops on Mar 25, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Bengie assumes his rightful place in the cleanup spot

"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"

by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Bowker and his 7 RBIs

It makes me laugh AND I hope he earns a spot on the Opening Day roster!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Mar 25, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Well, other than Fatso hitting cleanup.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Huff.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m okay replacing Schierholtz with someone else I think.

I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t looked through the Fanshot section. But way to rain on my parade.

by speckops on Mar 25, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

While were on it, it’s “Jon”.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But also, that period should be inside the quotation mark. Just saying.

by speckops on Mar 25, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve actually started doing it outside the quotation mark. I understand the style preference, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard a good reason for why it should be on the inside other than “that’s how you do it”. And isn’t it on the outside in British English? It looks a little more elegant on the inside, but it really seems to be a lot more functional on the outside.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read about this!

Yeah, that’s how they do it in British English. It makes more sense to me.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

which way? I hate the outside quote, can be confusing

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yurp.

I’ve taken to it. Indeed, I believe it to be more elegant. The period inside doesn’t make a lot of sense.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only do the period inside anymore when the quotation actually ends in a period. So if I quoted that sentence I would end “…period.”

I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would in that context as well.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does the Nazi appear to be Asian?

by speckops on Mar 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Axis of Grammar

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are the Italians?

by speckops on Mar 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

See the red background? That’s an arrabiatta sauce. They brought dinner.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whilst in Rome last fall, I discovered amatriciana sauce (in the same sense Columbus discovered the americas)… bacon based tomato sauce. Evilicious.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 1492 Columbus discovered…bacon?

by speckops on Mar 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So THAT’S why Columbus Day is observed.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/whilst

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this particular case, the period outside the quotation mark is generally acceptable.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Mar 25, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, as long as the period shows up, we’re in the clear.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to acknowledge the validity of this rule.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to assume you were testing us by leaving out the apostrophe.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the only place where grammar is fun

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sends you a mafia wars gift request

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 25, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Mar 25, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you put some CONTENT on there, Grant! Sheesh!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Mar 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDZ BATHROOM PHONE PICSSSSS

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

New 5th Starter Nomination

Let’s see you do THAT Todd Wellemeyer.

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by jctGamer on Mar 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he’s done that or something like that more than once.

by Every6thDay on Mar 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you guys are fast

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by jctGamer on Mar 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Mar 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took me a second to get this.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heez got teh $$$

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Mar 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geeez did you have to phrase your question in exactly that manner?

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Follow Through too!

I bet she gets great action

on that change up.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Mar 25, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I was playing Center right now…

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes it a lot easier to square it up and drive the ball back up the middle.

by Every6thDay on Mar 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the rubber…or a rubber….or….

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I was a fan of the wrong page..

weird. Is there another mcc group or something?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Mar 25, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re thinking of Midgets Chasing Cooch.

Honest mistake.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try this one Great Tits (safe for work)

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Mar 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just grate.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Group and a Fan page.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really just a Fan of the Group page. Is there a separate group for Fans of the Group page? Because I would join that one.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Mar 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facebook confuses me

what’s the difference?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Mar 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got that e-mail today too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL modsponsibilities.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Adopt-A-Giant draft

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the internet?

by Into the Void on Mar 25, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

no

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Mar 25, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me. Don’t get up, I’ll let myself out.

by Into the Void on Mar 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you’re looking for the interwebblagosphere. that’s next door

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Mar 25, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoo

First time this year I get to fire up my mlb.tv. So exciting.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU LOST SOMEONE, MCC PAGE!

by chilibean_3 on Mar 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Be Patient. Mr. McCovey isn’t accustomed to these newfangled internet social networks.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, I capitalized the “p” in “Patient” because I’m referring to the person named Patient.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good old DeWayne Patient!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now BE him

I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the other hand

MCC has like 50 more facebook fans than Purple Row!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re still on MySpace.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many fans for True Blue LA ?

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by jctGamer on Mar 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t appear to have a page.

Hey, Athletics Nation only has like 220 fans (ironically also the number of people who attended an A’s game last year), and we’re up to about 270!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I might as well jump on to the bandwagon

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But,but..teh 4 wrld seriz!!!

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Mar 25, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/posts something on the MCC Facebook wall.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

If you do that, Grant wins.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/doesn’t read it until my biannual view

by chilibean_3 on Mar 25, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eddy Martinez-Esteve

Took Ben Sheets yard in their minor league camp. Poor Beane must be losing sleep (and possibly his job) over that deal

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AoCVYmKyBMe.AVifkUSNkRQ5nYcB?slug=ap-athletics-sheets

by m34josh on Mar 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SPRING TRAINING FREAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else watch Tosh.0 and see that episode? Pretty funny

by m34josh on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

278 fans now, BITCHES!!!

I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I was #272….
Now what?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t start with me, 272.

I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Not Compute!

OT: Just saw that new Repo Men movie…had it’s moments but overall not so great. Was hoping for more.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen it, but it seemed like it could go either way. I did finally see (in a cheap $3 theater) From Paris with Love. I thought that was fun.

I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that one too and I actually liked it. Travolta was at home in that role and I thought it was fairly well written (aside from the whole royale with cheese shite again). But I was pleasantly surprised.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

*shakes head*

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, the esteem of attending CSU East Bay must me unparalleled.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes sense; his area of expertise is public affairs

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing I attended CSU-Hayward.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of sick is kind of an understatement.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote we skip the “chemical castration for sex offenders” and just shoot the dude

by m34josh on Mar 25, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

The eyes never lie.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 25, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derrek Lee hurts back in chair collapse

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Freak-injury-time-Derrek-Lee-hurts-back-in-chai?urn=mlb,230255

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Freak-injury-time-Derrek-Lee-hurts-back-in-chai?urn=mlb,230255

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Athlete’s really shouldn’t find themselves victimized by collapsing chairs like normal people.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The text of the link itself above just says “chai”. Derrek Lee hurt his back in chai. This confirms my suspicions. Chai tea is a dangerous drink masquerading as a pleasant alternative to coffee.

by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh, so this is where everyone’s been hangin out. All the cool mccoven (not the nerbs)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson

signed an extension today. I hope Sabean knows what he’s doing.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Mar 25, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Source?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUR BOY!
CSNAuthentic EXCLUSIVE: Comcast SportsNet’s MLB Insider Mychael Urban reports that Giants nearing contract extension with closer Brian Wilson #sfgiants

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks djp

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Mar 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Affedlt, right?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt Fail

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

while we're at it

pablito just signed an extension for elevnty years at eleventymillion dollars

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Mar 25, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt AND Wilson getting contracts

Details on Wilson’s contract tonight most likely. Sabean in the booth in the second inning and the sauce in the first.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Mar 25, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping the Giants traded Wilson this year for a bat and just promote Romo to be the closer.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they could get more than a bat for him; like maybe a glove and a box of sunflower seeds.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 25, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bracket just exploded.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

There are bracket shards all over North America.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell was up with CBS taking a year and a half to switch to that game? Worst. Coverage. Ever.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously you are not a hockey fan who had to suffer through hours of curling coverage during the recent Olympics. Mmm hmmm I want to see 45 minutes of overtime women’s curling between Canada and Finland while there’s a freaking hockey game going on.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/likes curling
/keeps it a secret

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Mar 25, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curling’s fine but don’t preempt hockey for it, and then they join the hockey games already in progress. They could have shown the match from the beginning and used the time during the intermission to catch up. Do these people network executives not own dvrs?

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suddenly, I like curling.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a reason that they’re only showing from behind

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curling is awesome.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me I am. NBC’s coverage was terrible.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kansas made my bracket implode.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many 1 seeds are left?

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just 2

Syracuse lost to Butler tonight.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duke and Kentucky are the only ones left.

I’m rooting for all the 1 seeds to lose now.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Cornell!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although, I’m almost hoping that Cornell loses so Mac will stop talking about that fucking concert.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I read that as Hormel. Go Spam!!!

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the only possible way for me to win brackets against my friends is for Xavier to win. So go Xavier! Stop sucking!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the only way I can beat wjackalope in the NinersNation ESPN thing is if Xavier and Ohio State win.

So go Xavier! Stop sucking!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRANGE

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s nice to listen to Kruk and Kuip again.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB TV JUST TURNED ON

first time i’ve watched a game on TV with K&K this season

WHOOOOOO

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

5 IP? Did I read that right? And from that, with 3 BB’s and 2K’s, they think he’s the guy?

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 25, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Got a better option?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

(but I believe that was his previous start)

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh

15 IP, 4 K/3BB

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pucetas

Although my browser is shitting itself every time I try to open up new tabs so I can’t check in on Wellemeyer’s stats.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now, FOUR strikeouts.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But yeah, I’d prefer Pucetas.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer seems to do absolutely nothing well.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He throws the ball and stuff

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Mar 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping that he was good at preventing home runs, but that isn’t the case.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not with that fly ball rate.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s pretty good at not being a 20-year old with mysterious velocity decline and secondary pitches still in development.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

And I am fine with that aspect of it, it’s just that Pucetas is that too. He seems like a cheaper version of Wellemeyer, but one that might also be useful in future seasons.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not especially high on Pucetas, but Wellemeyer is a low standard to live up to, yes.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Pucetas is nothing special.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game is also on MLB Network for those with MLB Network and outside Northern California.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, cool. Except I was looking forward to using mlb.tv for the first time. Which I still could, but that’d be silly, since the tv is like four times the size of my computer screen.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait

I guess I am still watching mlb.tv. It’s been raining here today, and the cable here mysteriously cuts out when it rains, even though it’s supposed to be satellite, not cable, that does that.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our comcast used to do that, of course they denied it.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when I tried Googling, all I got was a Comcast FAQ page saying that signals going out in the rain will NEVER happen with digital cable!!!

But it happens here every single time it rains. Even after it stops raining, the signal usually stays out for a few hours.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the cable line on a pole or underground? I had something similar and after continuous complaining from me. The cable company came out to find a leaky box on the line.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Mar 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ours was under ground. After a bizillion years of complaining they finally came out and dug up like 20 miles of cable.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Mar 25, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Rajai Davis

Sigh

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Frank Chu turned 50 yesterday.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

there is baseball on my television......

i like this

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait a few innings.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa competant at 2B

VERSATILE

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BASEBALL!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

Okay, mlb.tv people. When I click to go to fullscreen mode, it’s all fucked up. The bottom three inches or so of my screen are just black.

…on the third attempt, it actually did have the video over the full screen. Weird.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Saturday’s Angels-Giants is on TV (one hour tape delay) at 2 PM.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have a free streaming link?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

These commercials are sooooo creepy

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

"It's magic inside!"

Rolls eyes

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/spit shines them and rolls them back

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants and Brian Wilson Agree to Extension

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay again!

Hopefully at a good price, but I like the concept.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

Buying buy again. Hooray.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll assume you meant high?

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Err, yes.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sabean Special

He’s also good at overpaying for players coming off of horrible seasons.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Scott had a Dinger there.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

In case of a water landing, you can use Jason Jennings’ butt as a flotation devise.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLjai

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowow!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMAINIA!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

And Bowkermania rages on !!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

yay Bowker!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I really wish that Bowker would be in our lineup come April. Sigh.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker will get his chance to do a lot of that in Fresno.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HES RUNNIN WILD!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Over/under on how many games Molina is back at cleanup for good?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

How about you shut your mouth.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, mlb.tv is being REALLY buggy for me so far. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

+1…any online streams? myp2p seems to have nothing…

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Kurt Suzuki was our catcher

My favorite A.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He’d block Buster.

/sad

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOVE POSEY TO LEFT FIELD PLEASE OR HE’LL BREAK DOWN IN FIVE SECONDS OMG!!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Buster Posey was our starting catcher.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Bengie’s new nickname be Blockbuster?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That might just work.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whee

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Mar 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Bleeech

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

*ahem*

GO FUCK YOURSELF

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

omg its sabes……

by Unitard on Mar 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabes hates this game!

by kimmyg on Mar 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN SABEAN SIGHTING!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he drunk?

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Just take it as a given.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

just in his usual inebriated state

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip are probably drinking with him.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I encourage my announcers to drink.

My GM on the other hand…

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insight from Sabean: Wellemeyer has “the veteran experience.”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

needz moar grit and savvy

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, he dropped the bombshell that he’s “pretty sure” the Giants will carry 12 pitchers.

Really? You mean like they do EVERY YEAR? WOW!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, I heard “whoever loses the 5th spot” as “whoever loses the fistfuck” oy.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fate worse than death.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never knew Brian was so kinky.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean is putting me to sleep

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

damn that ump is taking a beating

by Unitard on Mar 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ump is taking a beating!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

hey guys,

i heard the ump is taking a beating. Confirm/deny?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Mar 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Audrey Huff has no comment.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been funny if I’d spelled his name correctly.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that umprie

he sure is taking a beating

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

mlb.tv is cutting out for me several times a minute even after I turned the quality down to shit. Is this normal, or is just the crappy connection here?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

mine just cut out after being fine since sabes started.

I’m blaming him

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and now I can’t get connected at all.

I’ll be so thrilled if I just end up having to do audio all year!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine was fine until a minute ago.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I had my night all planned out!

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet, father Obama brought it back on.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is back up now

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it just came back for me too. Sabean must be gone.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s still there.

blowing derosa

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the ump taking a beating?

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I have been informed that

this umpire has been taking some sort of beating.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So the ump is taking a beating?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez in……….DL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Mar 25, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

……………a rest stop bathroom with Bonehead.

by positiveuphemism on Mar 25, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

well yeah

If Sanchez is out all of April and Bowker has a nice month, then we can worry about what happens to all that later

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 25, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Kentucky is painfully athletic.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Sabean said anything about how long and how much Wilson signed for?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YER BIASED!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop reporting rumors!!!!

He ACTUALLY said he couldn’t reveal terms, but it “would make Joe Mauer blush.”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgot about the 13th year option

by www.westcoastbias.com on Mar 25, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa’s Wife!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the video’s working fine for me for now!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

…and now it’s cutting out every thirty seconds again. Hooray.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it might be your internet, I’ve got mine on the second lowest setting in terms of quality and it’s perfect.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have my own Internet now? Wow!!!

(sorry, pedantic pet peeve)

But yes, this connection is less than perfect.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAYRIBE!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Irube—did Kuip really say that?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

innings in the outfield? Why?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the warning Kuiper

“We will be visiting with (Bruce Bochy)”

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be switching to the Cornell-Kentucky game during that interview.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you suffer from insomnia record their chat for later use.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi the KILLER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Not the best at bat there

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 25, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Juggernate

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

“John Bowker is probably the hottest hitter right now. Whatever that means”

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It means he won’t make the team.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING

It’s spring training.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sabean just said bowker to receive more time in right field to compete with nate

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol, I was just going to post that!

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Schierholtz is not happy with his swing, maybe he should try not swinging at everything

by superk1ng on Mar 25, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabean thinks that right field might be the toughest position to play in any park, unless I misheard him. Um…

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

lol sabez

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Mar 25, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He said that right field at AT&T is the hardest of any park.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

what I heard him say

Something like: “Right field is certainly the hardest to play at our park, or maybe any park in baseball.”

But maybe I misheard.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 99% sure it was

‘of any park in baseball’.

The inference, based on context clues, was that RF at AT&T requires the most defensive acumen of any RF in the league.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s what I got. I can understand nitpicking, but not this deep.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, that does make sense.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was talking about Scottsdale Stadium

by www.westcoastbias.com on Mar 25, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he said “our park”.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate should be a man and embrace the fact that he can grow an amazing beard.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Nate is in midseason form.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

and there's the nate we know.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Mar 25, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Same old Nate

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Schierholtz just looked like shit.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahyup.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Bowker.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 25, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabean did say Buster is “going north with the team”

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I assume he meant for the final spring games that’re played up in the Bay Area.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what I assumed.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what he meant.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably just for the exhibitions.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabez

“LOLDRINKING”

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It is Scottsdale…

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer has a great plate approach

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

In midseason form!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Same old offense!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bleech

Mychael Urban

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Timmy got pulled over in a BMW, not a Honda LOL.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I though it was a Mercedes?

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed. Eh all the Germans look the same.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEIN! GESTAPO!

Damn that High School German is really paying off…….

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

off-topic, but

I really do live in the South now: I was just reading that one of the neighboring counties is a dry county.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

My cousin lives in Lubbock, Texas and she said that Lubbock is dry on Sunday’s. No alcohol sales at all on Sunday’s.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the case for the entire state of Massachusetts.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, in Massachusetts:

- You have to get a syphilis test to get married. You can still get married with syphilis, but not if it’s contagious.
- Marriage licenses are public record unless the bride or groom was born to unmarried parents.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

(can you guess which state I got got married in?)

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, which just means everybody stocks up on Saturday.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL not-California

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or goes to New Hampshire!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Mar 26, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nevada, I think is dry on Sundays.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Mar 26, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain

he’s so hot right now

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The earring looks lame, Urban.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 25, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, wait…

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I was actually thinking about Hot Pockets while writing that

by Leniz on Mar 25, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god I lol’d.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My toilet is the primary victim.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Mar 25, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy Time

Changing channels.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to change the channel

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamit Bochy

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I figured out why Sabean and Bochy have such manlove for each other

They’re both members of Gravel-Throats Anonymous.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I figured it out!

They both think they’re Batman!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Mar 26, 2010 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

/awaits bork pictures

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I can decorate pretttier than you can!

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Them’s fighting words!

Actually, I have zero artistic/design ability. I couldn’t draw a straight line with a ruler.

by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS IF WE BUNT WE CAN WIN AN EXTRA 15 GAMES EASY!!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

what luck

tuned in just in time for another riveting interview with Boulderskull

"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"

by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

More inside info!

Darren Ford won’t make the roster.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Man that looked nasty.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a nice inning

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer is better than y’all think

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, his career 4.74 ERA, 1.51 WHIP, and 418 K in 556 IP are pretty hot.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god these commercial scare the hell out of me.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

the girl on the right doesnt!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I typed that before I saw her. I was alright after that.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was more than alright!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
We were just trying to figure out WTF that was.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Is that your girlfriend?”
“Uh, yeah?”
Rapist-esq “Heh”

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a bit gangster.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, it is BWeez.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWZ UR SWEATER BLANKET

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WE CAN TALK ABOUT SURFING

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omg BWheezy commercial FTW

That’s the only good one of those I’ve seen

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think my radio is broken, I can’t see the pictures!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was actually kinda funny.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer is the greatest pitcher of all time.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Slider down and away

Rowand flail.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott was just setting him up.

by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift +A

sooo nice to be watching the game

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

What to do with Bowker?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s throwing for the A’s?

by TGOH on Mar 25, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s Jason Jennings.

by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The immortal Jason Jennings.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Jennings, ex-Rockie

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some guy who got his elbow repaired and is searching for his sinker.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that anything like Where’s Waldo?

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whos doing Grants draft right now?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So, still no word on Wilson’s extension?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEATING THE GAME BOWKER!

by TGOH on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BBowker

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

bowker...

walk with me

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that won’t help Bowker’s case.

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by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BOBPWKER

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker walking his way to a starting spot!

by superk1ng on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

or walking away..

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like walking his way back to Fresno. You don’t cheat the game like that.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re in Grants league right?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t walk off the island Triple-A affiliate.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two on, 0 out, come on GBabies!!

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATING THE GAME

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s walking wild!

"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"

by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

on bowker percentage ftw!

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WALKZ!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

shift-a

Anyone elses MLB Audio not working?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You have MLB Network?? Watch the game.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I was not aware of that. Thanks!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still pisses me off that the audio isn’t working. They better get this shit figured out come opening day

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo! Someone in Grants league! Help me out!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

No one is in Grant’s league.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one thats drafting in 3 minutes….?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

via schulman on twitter:

Dodgers Opening Day starter is Vicente Padilla. I repeat: Vicente Padilla.

LOLS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw that. Cryshaw is slated for the HOpener though.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLs AngeLOLs

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker walks

/Loses shot at starting

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

negative credit when sandoval follows with a walk, too

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA WATCH

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, that would be a good giveaway

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking the same thing.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

kismet, mccoven style

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

’Lil panda arms pointing out the time.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe his bat could be the second hand

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

omfg want

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLOBP

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I really enjoy seeing Pablo taking a walk.

by TGOH on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

panda....

walk with me

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawon Dunston is not pleased

"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"

by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I read a brief note somewhere in the past few days that Dunston gave Tim Salmon some grief when he walked into the Giants’ clubhouse.

by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lotsa cheating going on this inning.

by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA CHEATING THE GAME

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda patience!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina triple play coming.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

i like it when pablo walks.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay… who had the 3rd innning in the poll for time of most “heartbreaking GIDP”

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That was scary.

by TGOH on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ow

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by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic Bengie!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is biblically slow

Also, a murderer

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Eek

Looks like he got the glove in the way.

lol @ Bengie being thrown out though

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BENGIE IS FAT AND SLOW

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

But only on his stomach.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well no wonder he’s so slow, he should stand up and run on his legs.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FATTY

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

“there’s only one guy in baseball who would get thrown out on this play”

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, don’t keep me guessing.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta be Fred Lewis. He’s terrible at everything, right?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're losing me mccovey

SACRIFICE HITE

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNS

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 25, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Gritty RBI

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Mar 25, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive outs ftw?

by TGOH on Mar 25, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DID HIS JOB!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah the 2 walks prior to those outs had nothing to do with the runs scoring.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK IS BACK

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

RIB- EYES!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive outs!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe is looking pretty damn trim.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Operation Jazz Hands!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the black jerseys

Bengie looked like Zeus in them

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually noticed that when I was down in Az

He looked a lot slimmer than I thought he was, but since it was the first time I’d ever seen him in person I brushed it off. Could be true though.

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBE!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this on TV?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, CSN

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed, good sir.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN Bay Area

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by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YEA!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

pull your head out, cracker

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Channel 109

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too hot for TV

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will someone please tell me if this is on TV!?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

nice chasm

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s playing in your head

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its like a melody!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE ARRIVED

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

holy crap

it’s overflowing in here

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEATING THE GAME AGAIN!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch hackin’.

by TGOH on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Has anybody heard the “lemonade guy” this year?

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Milk, milk, lemonade.

Around the corner…

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he the father of those kids on the corner?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought lemonade from him

Crowning moment of my spring training experience

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know you want it!

yummy yummy!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Suzuki always set up that early?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

who knows—junior circuit

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn you Ishikawa.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I had that all ready to post at the first sign of a hit too. ;_;

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

if this story is to be believed ...
Early in the 2000 season, Maddux was asked by sportswriter Bob Nightengale what had been the most memorable at-bat of his pitching career. Maddux said it was striking out Dave Martinez to end a regular season game. Nightengale was surprised Maddux hadn’t picked a postseason game, or a more famous player. Maddux explained:

“I remember that one because he got a hit off me in the same situation (full count, bases loaded, two out in the 9th inning) seven years earlier. I told myself if I ever got in the same situation again, I’ll pitch him differently. It took me seven years, but I got him.”

From Wikipedia’s Greg Maddux entry.

by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Dave Martinez. I really disliked him as a Giant.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck was that

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Really didn’t miss watching Ish’s ABs over the offseason.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker inches closer to the 25-man team

if Ishi keeps swinging at slop

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Mar 25, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Life… Lick it?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Lick it! Into shape!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hands not being jazzy

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

blowing games one grounder at a time!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe is fat

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by xanthan on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT STILL TOTALLY AWESOME

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by xanthan on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddam it Uribe

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh lawd, no-hitter 2.0

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

XANTHAN WAS WRONG!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to let the ball play you

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS ALWAYS URIBE!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"

by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

“Out of play into the players’ parking lot.”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DEFENSE

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

that was such a great pitch

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Sloppy Shit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS ALWAYS DEROSA!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.

by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I think our infield defense is going to be very bad this year.

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by xanthan on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

And the understatement of the game award goes to….

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to the Panda, Renteria, DeRosa, Bowker, Bengie and Sanchez infield.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda, Rent, DeRosa,Huff…that’s ugly.

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by xanthan on Mar 25, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that mlb.com article about how Aubrey Huff has been impressive defensively!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 25, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I really want Rent-a-wreck and Sancheees back.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn it DeRosa.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy mental note

“never play derosa at second again”

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

2 outs, no one on, right?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

In an alternate universe… yes.

by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomko?

if this was him, this would be a 3-run dinger

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/25/1390953/open-gamethread-ii-3-25

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by Natto on Mar 25, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

We need an trAZNde, Ishi for Suzuki.

by srpwrd on Mar 25, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Defense!

Because the rules of baseball dictate sacks of potatoes can’t be on the field

by Rdubya on Mar 25, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I know it is wrong of me to wish that Molina has a career ending injury. The question is: at what point does wishing harm on your teams players in order to improve the team become a ridiculous post during a meaningless game?

by positiveuphemism on Mar 25, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like he just doesnt move fast enough to cause a career ending injury…maybe miss a game or two, but thats it

by Rdubya on Mar 25, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

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