Open GameThread, 3/25
On TV!
Also, don't forget that there's a McCovey Chronicles Facebook page. Just why, I'm not sure, but people told me that I should have it, and I listen to people.
Everyone who is everyone is a fan.
Hmm. Those aren't Photoshopped, either. This is working out well.
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I think Grant meant to say factbook
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 25, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to be confused with MyBook or Facespace...
/get off my lawn or I’ll break your twitter
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
One of those Evil Dead movies, I think.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe not. I’m not sure. It certainly resembles the Evil Dead book of the dead.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, yesterday, I was driving and switched into KNBR. I almost immediately switched it off since the hosts were talking about how meaningful ST stats are, so I switched over to NPR and Talk of the Nation.
JOHN FREAKING MILLER was on Talk of the Nation yesterday—how awesome is that?
There was.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, definite MCC member Andrew Baggary reports in:
Maybe Bowkermania is alive and well after all….DeRosa moves to 2B to free up LF for John Bowker and his 7 RBIs vs the A’s.
CF Rowand
LF Bowker
3B Sandoval
C Molina
2B DeRosa
SS Uribe
1B Ishikawa
RF Schierholtz
P Wellemeyer
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2010/03/25/thursdays-giants-lineup-19/
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
and Bengie assumes his rightful place in the cleanup spot
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
Well, other than Fatso hitting cleanup.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
And Huff.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
And I’m okay replacing Schierholtz with someone else I think.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
While were on it, it’s “Jon”.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I’ve actually started doing it outside the quotation mark. I understand the style preference, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard a good reason for why it should be on the inside other than “that’s how you do it”. And isn’t it on the outside in British English? It looks a little more elegant on the inside, but it really seems to be a lot more functional on the outside.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I just read about this!
Yeah, that’s how they do it in British English. It makes more sense to me.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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which way? I hate the outside quote, can be confusing
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yurp.
I’ve taken to it. Indeed, I believe it to be more elegant. The period inside doesn’t make a lot of sense.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I only do the period inside anymore when the quotation actually ends in a period. So if I quoted that sentence I would end “…period.”
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I would in that context as well.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Axis of Grammar
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
See the red background? That’s an arrabiatta sauce. They brought dinner.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Whilst in Rome last fall, I discovered amatriciana sauce (in the same sense Columbus discovered the americas)… bacon based tomato sauce. Evilicious.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
So THAT’S why Columbus Day is observed.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
/whilst
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
In this particular case, the period outside the quotation mark is generally acceptable.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hey, as long as the period shows up, we’re in the clear.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
The last thing we need is a pregnant pause.
by Merope on Mar 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I refuse to acknowledge the validity of this rule.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to assume you were testing us by leaving out the apostrophe.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
this is the only place where grammar is fun
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you guys were just trying to bait me into...well, I don't know. LOL
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
/sends you a mafia wars gift request
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 25, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
New 5th Starter Nomination

Let’s see you do THAT Todd Wellemeyer.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Took me a second to get this.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Heez got teh $$$
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Good Follow Through too!

I bet she gets great action
on that change up.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I was playing Center right now…
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
or the rubber…or a rubber….or….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I was a fan of the wrong page..
weird. Is there another mcc group or something?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
You’re thinking of Midgets Chasing Cooch.
Honest mistake.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
That’s just grate.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a Group and a Fan page.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I’m really just a Fan of the Group page. Is there a separate group for Fans of the Group page? Because I would join that one.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Facebook confuses me
what’s the difference?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I got that e-mail today too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Excuse me. Don’t get up, I’ll let myself out.
by Into the Void on Mar 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Be Patient. Mr. McCovey isn’t accustomed to these newfangled internet social networks.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Of course, I capitalized the “p” in “Patient” because I’m referring to the person named Patient.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Good old DeWayne Patient!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Now BE him
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
on the other hand
MCC has like 50 more facebook fans than Purple Row!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
They don’t appear to have a page.
Hey, Athletics Nation only has like 220 fans (ironically also the number of people who attended an A’s game last year), and we’re up to about 270!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
But,but..teh 4 wrld seriz!!!
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
/posts something on the MCC Facebook wall.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
If you do that, Grant wins.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Eddy Martinez-Esteve
Took Ben Sheets yard in their minor league camp. Poor Beane must be losing sleep (and possibly his job) over that deal
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AoCVYmKyBMe.AVifkUSNkRQ5nYcB?slug=ap-athletics-sheets
SPRING TRAINING FREAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
278 fans now, BITCHES!!!
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t start with me, 272.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Not Compute!
OT: Just saw that new Repo Men movie…had it’s moments but overall not so great. Was hoping for more.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
I haven’t seen it, but it seemed like it could go either way. I did finally see (in a cheap $3 theater) From Paris with Love. I thought that was fun.
I've given up on adding to my Giants family and am coming to grips with remaining childless.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
*shakes head*
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Ahhh, the esteem of attending CSU East Bay must me unparalleled.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
makes sense; his area of expertise is public affairs
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Kind of sick is kind of an understatement.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Derrek Lee hurts back in chair collapse
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Bah
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Athlete’s really shouldn’t find themselves victimized by collapsing chairs like normal people.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The text of the link itself above just says “chai”. Derrek Lee hurt his back in chai. This confirms my suspicions. Chai tea is a dangerous drink masquerading as a pleasant alternative to coffee.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
ahh, so this is where everyone’s been hangin out. All the cool mccoven (not the nerbs)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Wilson
signed an extension today. I hope Sabean knows what he’s doing.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Source?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
OUR BOY!
CSNAuthentic EXCLUSIVE: Comcast SportsNet’s MLB Insider Mychael Urban reports that Giants nearing contract extension with closer Brian Wilson #sfgiants
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
thanks djp
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean Affedlt, right?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
while we're at it
pablito just signed an extension for elevnty years at eleventymillion dollars
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Affeldt AND Wilson getting contracts
Details on Wilson’s contract tonight most likely. Sabean in the booth in the second inning and the sauce in the first.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 25, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping the Giants traded Wilson this year for a bat and just promote Romo to be the closer.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Are you kidding
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
My bracket just exploded.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
There are bracket shards all over North America.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What the hell was up with CBS taking a year and a half to switch to that game? Worst. Coverage. Ever.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Obviously you are not a hockey fan who had to suffer through hours of curling coverage during the recent Olympics. Mmm hmmm I want to see 45 minutes of overtime women’s curling between Canada and Finland while there’s a freaking hockey game going on.
/likes curling
/keeps it a secret
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Suddenly, I like curling.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
there’s a reason that they’re only showing from behind
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Curling is awesome.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Duke and Kentucky are the only ones left.
I’m rooting for all the 1 seeds to lose now.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Although, I’m almost hoping that Cornell loses so Mac will stop talking about that fucking concert.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, the only possible way for me to win brackets against my friends is for Xavier to win. So go Xavier! Stop sucking!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, the only way I can beat wjackalope in the NinersNation ESPN thing is if Xavier and Ohio State win.
So go Xavier! Stop sucking!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLRANGE
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB TV JUST TURNED ON
first time i’ve watched a game on TV with K&K this season
WHOOOOOO
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
5 IP? Did I read that right? And from that, with 3 BB’s and 2K’s, they think he’s the guy?
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Got a better option?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
(but I believe that was his previous start)
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Pucetas
Although my browser is shitting itself every time I try to open up new tabs so I can’t check in on Wellemeyer’s stats.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Hey now, FOUR strikeouts.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
But yeah, I’d prefer Pucetas.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I was hoping that he was good at preventing home runs, but that isn’t the case.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well, he’s pretty good at not being a 20-year old with mysterious velocity decline and secondary pitches still in development.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Yup
And I am fine with that aspect of it, it’s just that Pucetas is that too. He seems like a cheaper version of Wellemeyer, but one that might also be useful in future seasons.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
I’m not especially high on Pucetas, but Wellemeyer is a low standard to live up to, yes.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Game is also on MLB Network for those with MLB Network and outside Northern California.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Oh, cool. Except I was looking forward to using mlb.tv for the first time. Which I still could, but that’d be silly, since the tv is like four times the size of my computer screen.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
oh wait
I guess I am still watching mlb.tv. It’s been raining here today, and the cable here mysteriously cuts out when it rains, even though it’s supposed to be satellite, not cable, that does that.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Yeah, when I tried Googling, all I got was a Comcast FAQ page saying that signals going out in the rain will NEVER happen with digital cable!!!
But it happens here every single time it rains. Even after it stops raining, the signal usually stays out for a few hours.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Is the cable line on a pole or underground? I had something similar and after continuous complaining from me. The cable company came out to find a leaky box on the line.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
OT
Frank Chu turned 50 yesterday.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
there is baseball on my television......
i like this
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
DeRosa competant at 2B
VERSATILE
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
BASEBALL!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
UGH
Okay, mlb.tv people. When I click to go to fullscreen mode, it’s all fucked up. The bottom three inches or so of my screen are just black.
…on the third attempt, it actually did have the video over the full screen. Weird.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
These commercials are sooooo creepy
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
"It's magic inside!"
Rolls eyes
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Giants and Brian Wilson Agree to Extension
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Yay again!
Hopefully at a good price, but I like the concept.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Huh.
Buying buy again. Hooray.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I'll assume you meant high?
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
The Sabean Special
He’s also good at overpaying for players coming off of horrible seasons.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
In case of a water landing, you can use Jason Jennings’ butt as a flotation devise.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bowow!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BOWKERMAINIA!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
I really wish that Bowker would be in our lineup come April. Sigh.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
BOWKERMANIA!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Over/under on how many games Molina is back at cleanup for good?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
How about you shut your mouth.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Okay, mlb.tv is being REALLY buggy for me so far. :(
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I wish Kurt Suzuki was our catcher
My favorite A.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
He’d block Buster.
/sad
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I wish Buster Posey was our starting catcher.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Can Bengie’s new nickname be Blockbuster?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
by Mike Hawk on Mar 25, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bleeech
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
BRIAN SABEAN SIGHTING!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
just in his usual inebriated state
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I encourage my announcers to drink.
My GM on the other hand…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Insight from Sabean: Wellemeyer has “the veteran experience.”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Also, he dropped the bombshell that he’s “pretty sure” the Giants will carry 12 pitchers.
Really? You mean like they do EVERY YEAR? WOW!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
A fate worse than death.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
hey guys,
i heard the ump is taking a beating. Confirm/deny?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Audrey Huff has no comment.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That would have been funny if I’d spelled his name correctly.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
that umprie
he sure is taking a beating
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
mlb.tv is cutting out for me several times a minute even after I turned the quality down to shit. Is this normal, or is just the crappy connection here?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
mine just cut out after being fine since sabes started.
I’m blaming him
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine is back up now
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s still there.
blowing derosa
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I have been informed that
this umpire has been taking some sort of beating.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
……………a rest stop bathroom with Bonehead.
by positiveuphemism on Mar 25, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Kentucky is painfully athletic.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Has Sabean said anything about how long and how much Wilson signed for?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
YER BIASED!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
stop reporting rumors!!!!
He ACTUALLY said he couldn’t reveal terms, but it “would make Joe Mauer blush.”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Forgot about the 13th year option
by www.westcoastbias.com on Mar 25, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
DeRosa’s Wife!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, the video’s working fine for me for now!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
…and now it’s cutting out every thirty seconds again. Hooray.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
it might be your internet, I’ve got mine on the second lowest setting in terms of quality and it’s perfect.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I have my own Internet now? Wow!!!
(sorry, pedantic pet peeve)
But yes, this connection is less than perfect.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
YAYRIBE!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Irube—did Kuip really say that?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
innings in the outfield? Why?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Thanks for the warning Kuiper
“We will be visiting with (Bruce Bochy)”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
C'mon Juggernate
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
“John Bowker is probably the hottest hitter right now. Whatever that means”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It means he won’t make the team.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
It’s spring training.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
sabean just said bowker to receive more time in right field to compete with nate
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Sabean thinks that right field might be the toughest position to play in any park, unless I misheard him. Um…
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
lol sabez
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
No
He said that right field at AT&T is the hardest of any park.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
what I heard him say
Something like: “Right field is certainly the hardest to play at our park, or maybe any park in baseball.”
But maybe I misheard.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I'm 99% sure it was
‘of any park in baseball’.
The inference, based on context clues, was that RF at AT&T requires the most defensive acumen of any RF in the league.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I think he was talking about Scottsdale Stadium
by www.westcoastbias.com on Mar 25, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate should be a man and embrace the fact that he can grow an amazing beard.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
by Alex_Lewis on Mar 25, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
and there's the nate we know.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Same old Nate
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
So, Schierholtz just looked like shit.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Ahyup.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sabean did say Buster is “going north with the team”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I assume he meant for the final spring games that’re played up in the Bay Area.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That’s what he meant.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabez
“LOLDRINKING”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wellemeyer has a great plate approach
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
I thought that was Frandsen he was talking about
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
In midseason form!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bleech
Mychael Urban
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I thought Timmy got pulled over in a BMW, not a Honda LOL.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Indeed. Eh all the Germans look the same.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
RACIST
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
off-topic, but
I really do live in the South now: I was just reading that one of the neighboring counties is a dry county.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
My cousin lives in Lubbock, Texas and she said that Lubbock is dry on Sunday’s. No alcohol sales at all on Sunday’s.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
That’s the case for the entire state of Massachusetts.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Also, in Massachusetts:
- You have to get a syphilis test to get married. You can still get married with syphilis, but not if it’s contagious.
- Marriage licenses are public record unless the bride or groom was born to unmarried parents.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL not-California
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Or goes to New Hampshire!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Mar 26, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Nevada, I think is dry on Sundays.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Mar 26, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain
he’s so hot right now
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
The earring looks lame, Urban.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Oh, wait…
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
My toilet is the primary victim.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Time to change the channel
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
I think I figured out why Sabean and Bochy have such manlove for each other
They’re both members of Gravel-Throats Anonymous.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I figured it out!
They both think they’re Batman!
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Them’s fighting words!
Actually, I have zero artistic/design ability. I couldn’t draw a straight line with a ruler.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS IF WE BUNT WE CAN WIN AN EXTRA 15 GAMES EASY!!!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
what luck
tuned in just in time for another riveting interview with Boulderskull
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
More inside info!
Darren Ford won’t make the roster.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That was a nice inning
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Wellemeyer is better than y’all think
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
the girl on the right doesnt!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i was more than alright!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a bit gangster.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HOWZ UR SWEATER BLANKET
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT SURFING
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Omg BWheezy commercial FTW
That’s the only good one of those I’ve seen
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
It was actually kinda funny.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Wellemeyer is the greatest pitcher of all time.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Slider down and away
Rowand flail.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
Shift +A
sooo nice to be watching the game
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
What to do with Bowker?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
The immortal Jason Jennings.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Jason Jennings, ex-Rockie
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Whos doing Grants draft right now?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
So, still no word on Wilson’s extension?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
twss
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
bowker...
walk with me
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Well, that won’t help Bowker’s case.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
or walking away..
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
by atxgiantsfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
More like walking his way back to Fresno. You don’t cheat the game like that.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
You’re in Grants league right?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
subject line

My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
It’s walking wild!
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
shift-a
Anyone elses MLB Audio not working?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
You have MLB Network?? Watch the game.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Well, I was not aware of that. Thanks!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Still pisses me off that the audio isn’t working. They better get this shit figured out come opening day
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yo! Someone in Grants league! Help me out!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
The one thats drafting in 3 minutes….?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
via schulman on twitter:
Dodgers Opening Day starter is Vicente Padilla. I repeat: Vicente Padilla.
LOLS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
LOLs AngeLOLs
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker walks
/Loses shot at starting
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
negative credit when sandoval follows with a walk, too
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA WATCH
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
hey, that would be a good giveaway
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
kismet, mccoven style
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe his bat could be the second hand
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
omfg want
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
panda....
walk with me
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Shawon Dunston is not pleased
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
I read a brief note somewhere in the past few days that Dunston gave Tim Salmon some grief when he walked into the Giants’ clubhouse.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Ow
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Classic Bengie!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BENGIE IS FAT AND SLOW
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
But only on his stomach.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL FATTY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
“there’s only one guy in baseball who would get thrown out on this play”
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
C’mon, don’t keep me guessing.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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you're losing me mccovey
SACRIFICE HITE
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
DID HIS JOB!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah the 2 walks prior to those outs had nothing to do with the runs scoring.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
GROUND ATTACK IS BACK
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
RIB- EYES!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe is looking pretty damn trim.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Operation Jazz Hands!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the black jerseys
Bengie looked like Zeus in them
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually noticed that when I was down in Az
He looked a lot slimmer than I thought he was, but since it was the first time I’d ever seen him in person I brushed it off. Could be true though.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
RIBE!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this on TV?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Indeed, good sir.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
CSN Bay Area
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HELL YEA!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
pull your head out, cracker
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Channel 109
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Too hot for TV
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Will someone please tell me if this is on TV!?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
nice chasm
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s playing in your head
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Its like a melody!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
holy crap
it’s overflowing in here
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
TWSS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
lemonade lemonade like grandma made!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Milk, milk, lemonade.
Around the corner…
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
is he the father of those kids on the corner?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought lemonade from him
Crowning moment of my spring training experience
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
you know you want it!
yummy yummy!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Suzuki always set up that early?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
who knows—junior circuit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn you Ishikawa.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
if this story is to be believed ...
Early in the 2000 season, Maddux was asked by sportswriter Bob Nightengale what had been the most memorable at-bat of his pitching career. Maddux said it was striking out Dave Martinez to end a regular season game. Nightengale was surprised Maddux hadn’t picked a postseason game, or a more famous player. Maddux explained:
“I remember that one because he got a hit off me in the same situation (full count, bases loaded, two out in the 9th inning) seven years earlier. I told myself if I ever got in the same situation again, I’ll pitch him differently. It took me seven years, but I got him.”
From Wikipedia’s Greg Maddux entry.
by non sequitur on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Really didn’t miss watching Ish’s ABs over the offseason.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker inches closer to the 25-man team
if Ishi keeps swinging at slop
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
Life… Lick it?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Lick it! Into shape!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
hands not being jazzy
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
blowing games one grounder at a time!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
by Tim LinCyYoung on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddam it Uribe
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
XANTHAN WAS WRONG!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Way to let the ball play you
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
ITS ALWAYS URIBE!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
"Ve-a knoo Juhnny cun heet. Thet's a greet bet zeere-a. It's a metter ooff vhet's gueeng tu feet best fur zee bellcloob. Zee bell is joompeeng ooffff hees bet, boot zeere-a ere-a oozeer theengs yuoo cunseeder. He's dune-a ell he-a cun du. He's perffurmed. Bork Bork Bork!"
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Sloppy Shit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
ITS ALWAYS DEROSA!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
I’m looking forward to the Panda, Renteria, DeRosa, Bowker, Bengie and Sanchez infield.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Goddamn it DeRosa.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy mental note
“never play derosa at second again”
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
2 outs, no one on, right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Tomko?
if this was him, this would be a 3-run dinger
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/25/1390953/open-gamethread-ii-3-25
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Defense!
Because the rules of baseball dictate sacks of potatoes can’t be on the field
I know it is wrong of me to wish that Molina has a career ending injury. The question is: at what point does wishing harm on your teams players in order to improve the team become a ridiculous post during a meaningless game?
by positiveuphemism on Mar 25, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

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