FANTASY HARDER!
by ResDog on Mar 25, 2010 2:53 PM PDT
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Have you ever thought to yourself "my fantasies are soft & floppy"? Did you ever get the feeling that other people's fantasies outrank yours? Is your fantasy life dull & unmemorable? Well if the answer is "yes" then I have the answer for you!
Just click this link and all your worries will be behind you. Or in front of you. On top or underneath, whichever position you prefer. Frankly I don't want to know. Some of you people are weird.
Oh, and another public service announcement to all members of the MCC League 2: Fantasy Harder fantasy baseball league. The draft is this Saturday at 11 am CDT. Get up early (or late) and be there. Or pre-rank your players. Just do... something.
League members:
AndYourBirdCanSing – Pie is unrated
atxgiantsfan – pandaball wizard
beat_la_25 – Bond… Brock Bond.
capnk – No Problemo
jponry – The Real Neals
microwave donut – Vanlandingstrip
Natto – POOPIN’
oldjacket – Pie-Rats
PikaGiant – ThatsWhatSheSaid
RDreamer – Fast Black Lincoln
ResDog – Frandsvestites
scout6 – /swingsatHBP
srpwrd – Gold Bonds
velvadp – Chicken Chokers
Thank you
Reservoir Hamilton Dog aka Frandsvestites
Commissioner el Grande
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Guess I can’t sleep in on Saturday…
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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CDT?
OH IT’S SO EARLY!!
/cries
I’ll be there…
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 25, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
You just got heimy’d!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
How many McCoven leagues are there?
I’d be interested in starting a Newbie McCoven League
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I think 5.
JCB’s, ResDog’s, Grant’s, mine and I think there is one other.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 25, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be there
I may be cranky because that is fucking early in Oregon, but fantasy baseball trumps sleep.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Aaaaah why can’t I get the draft screen to load at all?? D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Firewall?
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I’m wondering if that’s it. :\ I’m proctoring a practice SAT this morning and I’m on the school’s wifi.
I’ll keep trying though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
However
sports.yahoo.com/fantasy loads fine, so idk.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I tried drafting last year from work & it blocked just the draft page.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
well, it’s still not loading so I guess I’m screwed :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, you’ll see how you’re screwed soon enough.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 27, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
it is hilarious
promise.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
NOOOOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wow
the hits keep on coming for you
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Post her roster please!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Mar 27, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t pre-rank, since I thought I’d be drafting myself, so I’m pretty sure it’s a huge mess.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
:/ that sucks
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Mar 27, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, it SUCKS alright. Get it
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 27, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
jporny's roster so far
C Russell Martin
1B Teixeira
2B Polanco
SS Tulo
3B Aramis Ramirez
OF Jayson Werth, Adam Jones, Jason Bay
Util Jimmy Rollins
SP Chad Billingsley, Kevin Slowey, Ben Sheets, Stephen Strasburg, Edwin Jackson
RP Rivera, Marmol
Bench: Loney, Dejesus, Gerardo Parra, Theriot, Mike Lowell
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Well, that’s not quite as bad as I was expecting.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Except for the obvious
SUCK IT, JPONRY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it's not a bad team
you just have too many dodgers, and you have strasburg.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Catcher will be a priority once I get control!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The rotation is pretty much the definition of boom or bust too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
you misspelled "awful"
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
It's uglier than Randy Johnson tbh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't think it's that bad
how many teams in the league? You obviously need to replace strasburg for like 2 months. But IDK the others aren’t THAT bad
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I think 14 teams.
My team for my 8 team league is much better!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
For a 14 team league being autodrafted
you made out amazingly well.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That's not that bad
pitching is iffy..but yeah. That’s not that bad.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Fast Black Lincoln: sometimes that happens, it will only let you in with a couple minutes to go
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
You have to keep re loading. It didn’t work me for a while
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 27, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN PEOPLE!
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Should we post our rosters here
Or make a new fanshot for it?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Here. Let’s not clutter up MCC with pokemonz.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
that has never been the policy before
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
ResDog aka Frandsvestites
FrandsvestitesPropose TradePos Player
C Víctor Martínez (Bos – C,1B)
1B Billy Butler (KC – 1B)
2B Howie Kendrick (LAA – 2B)
3B Chris Davis (Tex – 1B,3B)
SS Hanley Ramírez (Fla – SS)
OF Adam Lind (Tor – OF)
OF Torii Hunter (LAA – OF)
OF Colby Rasmus (StL – OF)
Util Todd Helton (Col – 1B)
SP Zack Greinke (KC – SP)
SP Justin Verlander (Det – SP)
SP Jake Peavy (CWS – SP)
SP David Price (TB – SP)
SP Rich Harden (Tex – SP)
RP Brian Wilson (SF – RP)
RP Rafael Soriano (TB – RP)
BN Scott Sizemore (Det – 2B)
BN Jhonny Peralta (Cle – 3B,SS)
BN Drew Stubbs (Cin – OF)
BN Kevin Frandsen (Bos – 2B,SS)
BN Mike González (Bal – RP)
BN Clay Buchholz (Bos – SP)
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I reached on Victor Martinez in the 3rd. I knew the Torii Hunter pick was bad as soon as I hit ‘draft’. And I waited too long at 3B, and probably 2B. I like my pitching though.
I didn’t like picking 3rd with 14 teams.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I figured with 14 teams pitching might be bare. Same with catchers which is why I grabbed V.Martinez so early.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I'm glad I'm not going against you this year
that team is pretty effin good
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Scout6, aka /swingsatHBP
C: Posada
1B: Pujols
2B: Weeks
SS: Andrus
3B:Young (Tex)
OF: McCutchen
OF: B.J. Upton
OF: Kubel
Util: Cameron
Bench: Drew, Winn, Bowker, Rowand
SP: Carpenter, Cain, Brett Anderson, De La Rosa, Hudson
RP: Andrew Bailey, Affeldt, J.P. Howell, Sherrill
Not bad for my first draft I think.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
not a fan of your offense..
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RDreamer, aka Fast Black Lincoln
C: Geovany Soto
1B: Adrian Gonzalez
2B: Martin Prado
SS: Marco Scutaro
3B Alex Rodriguez
OF: Jacoby Ellsbury
OF: Manny Ramirez
OF: Jason Heyward
Util: Ryan Ludwick
SP: Dan Haren
SP: Yovani Gallardo
SP: John Lackey
SP: Francisco Liriano
SP: Barry Zito
RP: Jonathan Broxton
RP: Heath Bell
Bench: Kyle Blanks, Buster Posey, Elilio Bonifacio, Wade Davis, Brad Lidge, Aubrey Huff
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Awesome pitching
I love heyward too
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I had to put it on auto-draft after an hour or so, and I ended up with three 3B (Reynolds, Beltre and Blake).
Anybody want to trade me for an OF or SP?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
How would you like a shiny new catcher?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
nobody wants your Russell Martin
this isn’t a garage sale
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
uh.
I have Joe Mauer. And you do not.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
how about . . .
Reynolds and Vasquez for Granderson and Lester?
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
too rich for me
how about granderson straight up?
by microwave donut on Mar 27, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I think that’s a net loser for me.
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
I could throw in a closer
lester is too dreamy to part with
by microwave donut on Mar 28, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know why, but I thought the draft started at 10. Sigh… At least I got Pablo.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
The rest of the squad for POOPIN'
1. Chase Utley 2B
2. Pablo Sandoval 1B,3B
3. Dan Uggla 2B
4. John Danks SP
5. Randy Wolf SP
6. Jonathan Sánchez SP
7. Mark Buehrle SP
8. Nick Swisher 1B,OF
9. Ángel Guzmán RP
10. Roy Oswalt SP
11. Michael Cuddyer 1B,OF
12. Nyjer Morgan OF
13. Yadier Molina C
14. Franklin Gutiérrez OF
15. Erick Aybar SS
16. Casey McGehee 2B,3B
17. Mike Adams RP
18. Daisuke Matsuzaka SP
19. Felipe López 2B
20. Brandon McCarthy SP
21. Joe Blanton SP
22. Scott Feldman SP
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Isn't Angel Guzman out for the year?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I didn’t take over for the autodraft til 15.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Ah, OK that explains it.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: Better than any SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
That's really early for sanchez...
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/25/1390555/fantasy-harder#33363091
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Yeah I know
I was just thinking it’s weird that it would autodraft him that early
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The Pie Rats
1. (13) Joe Mauer C
2. (16) Miguel Cabrera 1B
3. (41) Mark Reynolds 1B,3B
4. (44) Brian Roberts 2B
5. (69) Asdrubal Cabrera 2B,SS
6. (72) Derrek Lee 1B
7. (97) Javier Vázquez SP
8. (100) Nate McLouth OF
9. (125) Chris Coghlan OF
10. (128) Ryan Dempster SP
11. (153) Julio Borbón OF
12. (156) Kevin Correia SP
13. (181) Randy Wells SP
14. (184) Carlos Zambrano SP
15. (209) Leo Núñez RP
16. (212) Matt Thornton RP
17. (237) Adrián Béltre 3B
18. (240) Casey Blake 3B
19. (265) Jermaine Dye OF
20. (268) Johnny Cueto SP
21. (293) Tyler Clippard RP
22. (296) Freddy Sánchez 2B
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
No Problemo
C Mike Napoli
1B Justin Morneau
2B Ian Stewart
3B Ryan Zimmerman
SS Miguel Tejada
OF Andre Ethier
OF Garrett Jones
OF Rajai Davis
UT José López
BN Édgar Rentería
BN Jack Cust
BN Cody Ross
BN Dexter Fowler
SP Cliff Lee
SP Félix Hernández
SP Adam Wainwright
SP J.A. Happ
SP Erik Bedard
RP Chad Qualls
RP Michael Wuertz
BN Takashi Saito
BN Bronson Arroyo
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
BOCOCK!? Come back to meee....
You have a lot of Seattle pitchers
You’re the guy who took Cliff Lee in the first round. That was the WTF moment of the draft.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
VANLANDINGSTRIP!
C A.J. Pierzynski
1B Joey Votto
2B Akinori Iwamura
3B Gordon Beckham
SS Jason Bartlett
OF Ryan Braun
OF Curtis Granderson
OF Carlos González
Util Jay Bruce
BN Brad Hawpe
BN Juan Pierre
BN Everth Cabrera
SP CC Sabathia
SP Jon Lester
SP James Shields
SP Rick Porcello
SP Ted Lilly
RP Francisco Rodríguez
RP Brian Fuentes
BN Frank Francisco
BN Mat Latos
by microwave donut on Mar 27, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
I need someone to trade me a 2B or 3B
by microwave donut on Mar 27, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this team. And I like donuts.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Mmmmmm donuts
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Chase Utley likes donuts
come on down!
Ryan Braun is now Natto’s plaything
by microwave donut on Mar 29, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes when I buy some glazed donuts, I’ll stick in the microwave and warm it up for about 30 seconds.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
did you ever have one harden and crack your tooth?
by microwave donut on Mar 30, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I get pretty bored with conventional TWSS moments, but I also can’t help but want to take advantage of them. This is my current alternative.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 30, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I could give up OF and/or a RP, maybe SP as well
by microwave donut on Mar 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
Pie is Unrated
C: Miguel Montero
1B: Kevin Youkilis
2B: Robinson Cano
SS: Stephen Drew
3B:: David Wright
OF: Matt Kemp
OF: Nelson Cruz
OF: Michael Bourn
Util: Carlo Pena
BN: Nolan Reimold
BN: Mark Teahen
SP: Josh Johnson
SP: Cole Hamels
SP: Ryan Rowland Smith
SP: Dustin Nippert
SP: Shawn Marcum
RP: Jose Valverde
RP: Neftali Feliz
BN: Ryan Madson
BN: Matt Guerrier
BN: Brandon Lyon
BN: Homer Bailer
I have too many pitchers that I’m not really a fan of but I like my offense.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 28, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions
I totally zoned out about this for a few weeks lol.
1. (2) Tim Lincecum SP
2. (27) Ichiro Suzuki OF
3. (30) Grady Sizemore OF
4. (55) Aaron Hill 2B
5. (58) Shin-Soo Choo OF
6. (83) Carlos Lee OF
7. (86) Ubaldo Jiménez SP
8. (111) Lance Berkman 1B
9. (114) Joakim Soria RP
10. (139) Yunel Escobar SS
11. (142) Gavin Floyd SP
12. (167) Jorge Cantú 1B,3B
13. (170) Hiroki Kuroda SP
14. (195) Ryan Doumit C
15. (198) Jeff Niemann SP
16. (223) Alfredo Aceves RP
17. (226) Johnny Damon OF
18. (251) Chris Young OF
19. (254) Adam LaRoche 1B
20. (279) Cristian Guzmán SS
21. (282) Skip Schumaker 2B,OF
22. (307) Paul Maholm SP
Ichiro and Timmah bringing the pain.
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