Open Gamesday Thread, 3/24
Two of them today. The first is at 1:05 against the Reds, and the second is at 6:05 against the Royals
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Split Squad Lineup Hijinx!
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF DeRosa
2B Uribe
RF Schierholtz
C Whiteside
P J. Sanchez.
Posey is apparently catching against the Royals this evening.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions
It’s hard to imagine liking any lineup that features Aaron Rowand hitting cleanup, Edgar Renteria hitting second, and Aubrey Huff hitting cleanup.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
needs moar cleanup hitters
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
The Giants will employ the revolutionary idea of having a batter hit from each side of the plate in a single at bat.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
and play each defensive position in a game. Versatility!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper because he, like all of us, drinks to make the Giants seem better.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 24, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
How can you like any lineup in which Rentarrhea is batting anywhere in the top 6 spots?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
If he's batting in the first 6 spots for the other team I like it
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
and uribe and short
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Dwight Badden.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 24, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
how ’bout Darryl Strawberry showing up as a “respected elder” on Celebrity Apprentice?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s got the good connection.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I was gifted with an mlb.tv subscription for my birthday yesterday
So I can listen to at least some of this, whether or not mlb.com feels like letting non-subscribers listen! Cool!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I received confirmation of my Extra Innings subscription today.
It almost feels like baseball season now.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I haven't been around so much the last few days
Can I assume that y’all saw and sufficiently mocked the mlb.com article about how Aubrey Huff isn’t just a great hitter – he’s also been impressive defensively this spring?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Yes, it was suitably scorned
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still chuckling about Sabean (with Jon Miller during a game broadcast) calling Huff a “serviceable” first baseman, from whom he did not expect great defense. Go Huff!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Mar 24, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of mlb.tv
I’ve never had it before – in the past, when not in the Bay Area, I did the Gameday Audio thing.
re: blackout areas: if the Giants are playing one of the teams I’m blacked out from, is it just the local broadcast that’s blacked out, or both? I assume the latter, but I wanted to make sure.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
speaking of blackout areas, by the way
I was surprised to find I’m in the blackout areas for the Rays and Marlins, but not the Braves. Which is weird, because there are a lot more Braves fans here. Plus Miami is like twice as far (if not more than that) than Atlanta. Go figure.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I guess it’s what teams claim as their area. 6 teams claim southern Nevada as their market and none are really close. So you’re pretty lucky that the only time you’ll be affected is when the Giants face the Marlins (I’ve never heard their radio crew but the Marlins TV is OK).
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
"Huff proving to be two-dimensional"
Sounds like a parody right from the get-go.
A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. /Serling
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
11th dimension
/Julian Casablancas
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
The All-Misfit Lineup vs. KC
RF Torres
CF Velez
LF Lewis
1B Ishikawa
C Posey
DH Bowker
SS Rohlinger
3B Frandsen
2B Downs
P Sosa.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions
Why is our 1B playing C and our RF playing 1B????
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter
You got your peanut butter on my chocolate.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Except for Posey, that’ll probably be the Royals’ lineup in a couple of years.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Uhhh
why is Velez playing CF and Torres playing RF? Also why is Ishikawa hitting clean up?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
He hit an RBI triple on opening day.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
So TEH RIBEYEZ
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
What is this world coming to?
I frikkin’ hate that guy.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
There is a baseball team called The Disgusting Fat Pigs?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure if people read Keith Law's tweets from a couple of days ago
“I would call Kristie Alley a train wreck, but trains aren’t that big” — Keith Law
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Speaking of K Law
From his chat last week:
“Just hire a forklift to remove Bengie Molina and get Posey in there every day already.”
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I'll be nice and put a subject line on this
Nobody, I mean nobody, does a better job promoting the sport of baseball than Lasorda.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
and who can fail to be inspired by this!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Mar 24, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
ahahahahah
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper because he, like all of us, drinks to make the Giants seem better.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 24, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I will always rec this. Is it on the McImages now? Because it should be.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Well, it is now.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Now, now little girl, let Walrus Man make it better…
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Ouch.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
TWSS?
I think i grossed myself out
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper because he, like all of us, drinks to make the Giants seem better.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Doug's on the air!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
This phrase makes me cry
“Fourth-year manager Bruce Bochy”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Just wait until “5th year manager Bruce Bochy.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Just wait until "5th6th year manager Bruce Bochy."
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Just wait until “5th6th year manager Bruce Bochy. longest tenured GM, Brian Sabean.” . . . oh, wait.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
wow I am a good minute and behind your broadcast. Yay iphone broadcast.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Although it's not as scary as this:
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
dammit
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
or, for that matter, this
On the other hand, Rick Rude is dead, so maybe that’s a good sign.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Bruce Bochy was an original member of DX?
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Mar 24, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Russell Martin must hate DX
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
hankschulman I’m hearing G’s not trying to dump Fred Lewis. They hope to deal him for an experienced backup middle IF who can play SS and 2B.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
So…they’re trying to trade him for Juan Uribe?
Or for one of the several such players who were signed for next-to-nothing on the FA market just months ago?
Great.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
lol
If there is one thing this team needs, it is another backup middle infielder!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome!
I got there circa 2004.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I do have some leftover birthday key lime pie in the fridge, actually.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Trade him to Comcast for this guy!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Mar 24, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
we could also try to bring this guy out of retirement
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Jon Miller was on Talk of the Nation today.
Pretty nifty.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
did he talk about healthcare?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He tried to talk about something interesting, but the host pulled a gun on him and forced the health care thing. Miller’s talent really stood out; he really sold the quiet desperation aspect.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=125128162
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that espn game yesterday with the Miller-Morgan-Sexshiser triumvirate, and it was a nice balance. Morgan talked less.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m looking forward to the ‘never-talking-again’ step.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Even when Aubrey Huff succeeds, he finds a way to suck.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Are you new here?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
You're a towel!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
That's the melody to funky town
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
2day.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper because he, like all of us, drinks to make the Giants seem better.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 24, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Pay no attention to the snark from jcb
His ass is just sore from all of the community projection threads.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Today!!!
http://www.lyrics007.com/Smashing%20Pumpkins%20Lyrics/Today%20Lyrics.html
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
LOL NOOB
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Huffer!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
RIBEYEZ!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
yer speaking my language
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you hear the joe morgan rant yesterday
omfg.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
No I didn’t! Details please!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
While talking about Jason Bay, Morgan somehow goes off on an RBI tangent and I think was praising the signing of Bay because of those precious RBIs. He then goes on to say that players with 100+ RBIs are better, not because of the sheer number of RBIs but its because of the 10-20 2 out clutch RBIs they produce that makes them superior to “normal” 70-80 RBI guys.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
He also was talking about how his colleagues in the booth were more focused on ERA when he focuses on WINZ, and they should to.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I remember him going off about how Russ Ortiz should win the Cy Young (with a 3.81 ERA in a pitcher-friendly park) in 2003.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Whoa. So all “normal” RBI guys are un-clutch. That’s even nuttier than the normal RBI arguments.
And, it’s a pro-RBI argument that, if applied, would rate Bengie Molina as only average.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
That he won’t be the only Hall of Famer in the Sunday Night booth?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
BAM.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What, Steve Philips was inducted and rehired???
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
lol
I hate that guy.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
He’s better than Morgan. That’s not saying much.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not at all. Both of them are awful.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
He only uses it on ugly chicks who apparently stalk him
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I won’t argue with you. Phillips merely appears idiotic as opposed to offensive. Morgan is down right insulting.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
the braves ss made a matador attempt and a play, Morgan says
“he won’t do that in the regular season…because he’s one of my favorite players”I mean, what’re we supposed to do with a comment like that?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
on a play
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
ANALOLYSIS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s going to be Orel Hershiser this season.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Jon’s looking good this season!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that who wilriv was having phone sex with the other day?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/20/1382696/open-gamethread-3-20#comments
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Anyone else thinking of checking it out should click the link then search (Ctrl+F) the page for wilriv (this way you’ll get the comments about his posts as well).
I didnt get all the way through—was there (their?) a happy ending?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Except that Tiger likes white women, while wilriv’s creepy fixation is Asian women.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Isn't everybody's fixation Asian Women?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Mar 24, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Even Asian women are fixated with Asian women.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Women are wonderful in any variety.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
except the kind that live with you (not you, as in Lars-you)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, same here—I heard it referenced in a GDT, but never searched out details. Anyone got a synopsis?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
A synopsis would require comprehension.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
DeRosa continues his LOBtastic goodness from yesterday
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
VROOOM!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
needz moar
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
SANCHEZ SUX!
DFA now.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Lameday Gameday
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_03_24_sfnmlb_cinmlb_1
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Random spring factoid
The Giants have already matched the number of spring sellouts (5) that they had last year.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
YOU’RE A SELLOUT!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
They all came for the Magic.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
It would probably be a good idea if Downside threw out the occasional baserunner.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
Is he related to Matt Whites?
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
by pittsburghian on Mar 24, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: LOL Tebow
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Good!
Moral foister
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Also his own recievers were not too fond of his play style:
"You never know with Tim," Thompson said. "You can bolt, you think he’s running but he’ll come up and pass it to you. You just have to be ready at all times. With Brantley, everything’s with rhythm, time. You know what I mean, a real quarterback."
Ouch.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I read that article
and sounds like that WR is a selfish guy. Tebow did what he can to help the team win and they did, maybe Thompson should transfer to Georgia Tech where they run the triple option all day.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 24, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I will agree that he comes off as a total selfish prick. But its still funny he openly says to the media he is looking forward to playing with a real quarterback.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Attention WHO-ARE
Seriously, I’ve never heard of his name before until today and Riley Cooper or Aaron Hernandez weren’t bitching too much.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 24, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I just can’t get excited with Doug doing the call. I think either he or I need a shot of Jameson to make this game exciting.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
You need a shot of Jameson!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
DO NOT NEED
Hahaha! You chose this over Jenna Jameson?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
How about this one?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I’m sure most of Jenna Jameson’s GIS pictures cannot be posted on here, where 13 year olds roam following their afternoon nap.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 24, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll tell you where they don’t roam…the Adopt-A-Giants Thread
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
zing!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe we should put more Jenna Jameson pictures there to lure them back.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Adoption + boobies
I fear Grant will get some emails from concerned parents of said 8th graders…
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 24, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Or phone calls from Wisconsin police officers.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
well, the Bushwhackers were a lot sexier than her
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
oh my.
I just noticed the b-r sponsorship for Edgar Renteria:
Mets Rule Yankees Stink sponsor(s) this page.
This guy is gonna make the Hall of Fame!!! Seriously, look at his stats.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Of all the places to leave a cookie.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I hope this is finally the year that Jonathan walks less than 4 per nine innings.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
This is your fault.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Dude needs to throw strikes and not go all Hinshaw on the mound.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m convinced Hinshaw’s mechanics problem stems from the tilt and the lack of fold on the bill of his cap.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
In the game on tv the other day, his brim looked a little bit curved!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Still yet to actually see a game this year…
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Really? Hinshaw hasn't pitched this year
when there is a competition for the final bullpen spot? I don’t think he’s that good but he deserves a shot
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Yeah
The spatula cap is doing him no favors.
I think they should play Pretty Fly when he takes the mound.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I love UHF.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
One of the classics. Up there with Top Secret.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
How silly can you get?
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Mar 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Das Fencen Switchen
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Walking the pitcher is always a wonderful idea.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Doug Greenwald has no idea what Facebook and Twitter are.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Twitbook and Facer.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Facer?
I just met her!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
YouTwitFace
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 24, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
although to be fair
This year, he seems to have learned how to mute the “You’ve got mail!” sound.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
He is still using AIM…
I heard an IM noise during the commercial…we should IM bomb him and see if we can hear ourselves.
We’d be famous guys!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Even more famous than mass raiding the Urban chat?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if he tells us about Zito.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Greenwald drives me crazy
Facts, facts, facts…where exactly does the grassy berm extend? What are the uniform colors? How many panels in the outfield fence? The guy should be a scorekeeper, not an announcer. Lighten up! Make some jokes! Tell some stories!!
How far of a drive is this ballpark from Scottsdale Stadium?? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
His nickname should be OnStar
ARE THERE ANY IHOPS ALONG THE WAY?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
No IHOPS,
but there are 471 CircleK’s.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
He sounds a lot like his dad
It’s unfortunate.
I had good memories of Hank.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Hank was awesome. Helped that he had a personality.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Doug is good, haters
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Good at giving directions
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Good at being dull as fuck.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
If your fuck is dull, then you have severe troubles.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
If your fuck is dull
Get a new fuck
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Or take your fuck to get sharpened.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
go play your video games, punks
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d love to, but I am stuck at work for another hour or so.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I started playing Final Fantasy X again from the beginning.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I started playing Metroid Prime 3 again.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Really he kinda struggles in mine
He’s one my team and I had to make him my long reliever to get his ERA under 5
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Every time I pitch with Tim I pretty much leave a wake of destruction
though they have his control rated wayyy too low. I don’t get that, it’s not like he walks that many
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Dude I just downloaded epsxe and am doing the EXACT SAME THING
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Yesterday, I played as far as the point where he meets Wakku and then I stopped.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t remember where I am now. I think after the first Blitzball game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I never know what to spend spheres on. I just put them anywhere. =/
I think I have started FFX about 4 times now.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure I’ll get sick of it after a couple of days, but still good to have on hand in case of a rainy day…
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
I have a whole stack of PS2 RPGs that I’ll probably never get to. :/
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Did Doug Greenwald say
Big Grassy Berm? or was that my imagination?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Someone hit the OFF switch on the magical spring offense
I attribute this totally to the “OMG LOOK HOW GOOD WE ARE PLAYING THIS SPRING” conversation from yesterday.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Science.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Statistically speaking, it was bound to happen...
:D Hope you saw my reply to yesterday’s post…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
I did. No problem =)
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Gives Lars the secret Giant fan handshake/manhug...er...
….never mind.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
OT: Habaneros
So I ordered groceries from Safeway online (I always do this with big stuff, living in the city with no car) and I ordered 1 habanero pepper for a BBQ I was having the next day. They screwed up, and delivered me 15 habaneros. Now what.
Anyone have any ideas or recipes?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
maybe some kind of salsa?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
check your Aztec recipe box
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You could stuff them in a meatloaf
and give it to your neighbors yappie dog.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand that if you put the seeds underneath your foreskin you become a sexual tyrannosaurs. You should give it a whirl.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Short arms!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
mine is in a landfill in Brisbane
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Like a propeller?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Well, I have one of two ingredients there. Oh well, will have to order foreskin from Safeway delivery.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
/delivers15 foreskins.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
DAMMIT! I ONLY ORDERED ONE
OT: Foreskin recipes…
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS EXTRA FORESKIN?!
TWSS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
15 foreskins and 15 habaneros
The answer is obvious. A foreskin and habanero omlette.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Think Mychael Urban is reading about my foreskin and habanero conundrum right now? I sure hope so.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
He’s still pondering your Hawk.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I’m just as God made me.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Not if you don’t have a foreskin, young man.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You will get 15
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You could always....
You know what, never mind.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Puree it with garlic and olive oil and keep it in the fridge for a little on-call heat.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I do with a can of chipotle en adobo sauce. Puree the can, keep in fridge, add a spoonful or two to almost everything.
True story: my husband mistook the container for some left over sloppy joe filling (made with the puree, of course) and took it to work and made a sandwich with it. A sandwich of pure chipotle en adobo. His comment? It was HOT. But he didn’t realize why. We didn’t discover the mixup until a few days later when I was looking for my spicy puree, only to find some sloppy joe mix. Ugh. And LOL.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Chipotles are wonderful things
Which makes me think: dinner talk time!
I’m making a recipe from an Indian cookbook I recently got – Red & White Shrimp. It’s an Indian-Chinese recipe – Chinese food has become popular takeout fare in India, and, as with American Chinese food, it’s adjusted to Indian sensibilities. Which sounds good to me!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
It sounds better than the Americanized Chinese take on curries.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA for you, i’m afraid
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
FRED LEWIS SUX!!!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE HE BLEW THAT PLAY WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, that was DeRosa? Oh.
Good hustle, man!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
DeRosa DFA --- better look for that Fred Lewis guy on the waivers
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
Anyone gonna watch the Dodgers-A's tonight? CSNCA
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Why?
The 88 WS was bad enough. The only WS in which I rooted for both teams to lose
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
to check out the dodgers, suckitrussellmartin
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh
No one cares about the A’s and the Dodgers make me angry so I’ll just wait until the new South Park starts…maybe do some homework
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
WE CAN TALK ABOUT SURFING
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I still can’t understand hat Panda is saying
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
I don’t know, but it sounds vaguely menacing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GIS for hat panda
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
That joke seemed too easy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not from the team that gave us “Balls of Fire” last year.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
what i’m trying to understand is just WHERE is this INSIDE part? inside ATT?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You’re better off not analyzing that too closely.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Howie's rim
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, the blast is impressive and covers a wide swath.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll tell you about both barrels.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
MY BARRELS!!
LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
eye-roll alert
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?blogid=22&entry_id=59817
After sharing a warm conversation with another 2002 Angel, Bengie Molina, Salmon throw a bucket of ice water on the biggest crock of that Series — that the Angels rallied from a late 5-0 deficit in Game 6 at Anaheim because they were fired up over manager Dusty Baker handing starter Russ Ortiz the ball during a seventh-inning pitching change.
Salmon said he didn’t see it, and if anyone else in the Angels dugout did see it, they didn’t talk about it.
Whether or not he saw it, the premise is amusing to me. I mean, just imagine:
“OMG U GUYS!!! He gave Russ the game ball!!!! What an ass! Why, because of that, what say you we actually start tryinmg to win the World Series!?!??!?!?!?”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
So according to Salmon, Dusty’s off the hook.
I feel much better.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Salmon - hook
ICWUDT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Dusty woke up the baseball Gods! STILL ON THE HOOK!!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Mar 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
can anyone name me a sport, or profession, or anything at which you perform better once angered?
Les Plack = more chicks
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
Chose the Saints and the under to win my bet with my ex gf...i'm on a roll.
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Kicking people in the face?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
an anger competition? derhur
Les Plack = more chicks
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
Chose the Saints and the under to win my bet with my ex gf...i'm on a roll.
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I would think this varies on the individual
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Competitive tantrum throwing
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I’m better at basketball when I’m angry.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
‘Angry’ might be seen as an improvement over ‘resigned to defeat’.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Defense!
2 unearned runs today.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Drew Stubbs
Drafted two picks before Tim Lincecum.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Obviously better
1 of 3 rooks to take Howry deep to end the game!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Arthur Rhodes still exists!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Drew Biery sighting!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Is either game on KNBR/Tv?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
no. just. doug. green. wald. on. the. giants. radio. network.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
How boring/LOLable would a Greenwald/JT Snow broadcast be?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
1 up, 1 down, 1 pitch.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
THERE'S MAGIC IN THAT HACK!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yabu laughs at that.
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You don't walk your way onto the opening day roster
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Ha. The MLB just got rid of one off day during the playoffs then added another.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Surfer DeRosa!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Butthole Surfer DeRosa
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So, guys, what’s in the 700 block?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Jesus Guzman in left field.
WE NEED MORE OUTFIELD OPTIONS GUYZ!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Tomorrows lineup has Bengie in Left and Posey catching….with Frandsen on the mound.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
LOL, this isn't VERSATILITY enough
Posey catching
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Dont worry though—our game-enders are in (Ford, et al).
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Tale of two Corky's?
So the Reds have Corky Miller who catches and Corky Hatcher who’s a 1st base coach?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
This is an actual photo of their GM taking advantage of Sabean.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
So, he’s, like, under the podium?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Why do you think he has that expression on his face?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Alien Vs Pooh
http://godxiliary.com/alienvspooh/
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Seems to have some promise, but lordy the load time for each individual frame is excruciating. I’m gonna give up soon.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yeah, it's aggravating.
I had nothing to do at work, so I waited it out.
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Really?
Mine came up right away.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 25, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions
eRent dinger! Tie game.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
FUCK YOU HATERS!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause this one spring break HR erases all of his previous Giants data.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
yes, it does
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Allow me to distract you with a bridge being held up by Pacman.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Ow
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You’re next speaker, then you subwoofer, then you plant…
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I think Pika was pacman for Halloween.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 24, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
…then you 24-pack of Natty Light.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Y
You speak the future. It’s 0-2 on my broadcast.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Time to get a bet down.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
littlelol
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
k-chuckle
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Mar 24, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice attempt.
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We can’t be all making up words, yo.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 24, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No you it's Rentarrhea.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
CHA CHA CHA
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Mar 24, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Good place.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I know a guy who used to work there… his super bowl party has the greatest spread.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
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They have good everything.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Is that place on Brannan and 7th?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Mar 24, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Paradise City
One of my favorite ballpark songs.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
SHAFT-A AM I RITE
HAY GUYZ!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TWSS
SHAFT-A…HAY GUYZ
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Since I adopted eRent
2 spring training dingerz, parental influence FTW.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
love the sig
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
SPEED AND DEFENSE!!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I’m surprised Doug didn’t spell that for us.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Manute would have had it!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Get it right or pay the price!
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Oomp.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Woooooooo!
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“modernistic” ballpark!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
What is this guy even TALKING about??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bloody murder!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What, just any movie murderer can wear a hockey mask now?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Okay, I think that’s enough of this game.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
5-run inning for the Reds as of the time I stopped listening.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
you just made my roommate extremely happy
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You can fix that by bringing up Aroldis Chapman
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently he says “he’s gonna be a beast”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Beast made out of porcelain.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
after Dusty's done with him
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Apparently Dusty called Chapman a wimp
http://www.redreporter.com/2010/3/24/1388177/red-reposter-my-maloney-has-a#33145253
the link should be in the RR comment
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
BARF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OMG DOODZ!!!!
Facebook will give you syphilis!!!!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/techchron/detail?entry_id=59826&tsp=1
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
serious answers to a silly question…not sure what the question is though
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
It’s in the other front page thread.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
that i knew. was trying to make it as if medders and affeldt were themselves answering a silly question. unfortunately i was unable to make a funny or witty (let alone coherent) comment
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Join the club!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy italics overload, Batman!
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I fucked up the italics. I tried to italicize the word “other” in my post and it accidentally posted
and italicized without closing the < em > tag
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
The crazy thing is that everything is italics, including the “by” line.
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test to close tag
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Washington: Line
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Meat: Pine
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Mar 24, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Aniston: Fine
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 24, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Sun: Shine
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 24, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird stat
Was browsing Pablo’s splits from last year: http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?n1=sandopa01&year=2009&t=b
Look at his stats after a 3-0 count. He had 24 times last season where he faced a 3-0 count, and he walked every single time. That’s weird.
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.
He's fat
you’re saying I can WALK down the first base line?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 24, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
cheating the game
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
From Tim Kurkjian ST article
• The Giants are giving catcher Buster Posey a look at first base this spring because he is such a good hitter, such a good kid and isn’t ready to catch every day in the big leagues right now. He might be ready next year, but one Giants player said he thinks the best thing to do with Posey would be to move him to first base on a full-time basis, save his legs, and just watch him hit.
Grumble.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
jesus christ
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That one player?
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A picture is worth a thousand calories.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
are you fucking kidding me?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 24, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind having Posey at 1B and Huff in RF for now
They will still have Buster’s bat in the lineup every day and will move to C once Bengie walks crawls away.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 24, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
/IRL Facepalm
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Buster playing woohooo
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
NOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZZ
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Why doesn’t he play Pokemon like everyone else?
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torres
velez
lewis
ishi
velez
bowker
rohlinger
downs
sosa
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
oops
the second velez is posey. deerrf
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ikr
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Brian Sabean agrees with this comment
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
They keep putting Ishikawa in the cleanup spot for some reason.
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Gameday for second game
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_03_24_sfnmlb_kcamlb_1&mode=gameday
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internet only stream tonight
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
meh, this game wasn't even supposed to happen I guess
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Like in a Back to the Future kind of way?
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Like in a “make up a rained out game in spring training which no sane team does” kind of way.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
i love the lack of commercials
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Better than having “It’s magic inside” played every break.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
’It’s tragic inside’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
AHEM!
Stealing my material.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Mar 24, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The silence is golden.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm well either they're testing their storm system or the stream screwed up
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I would say it's a dog whistle, but I can hear it.
/wah
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Mar 24, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The Problem strikes out
/sigh
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
BOWWWWWKER
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Huh? what? 25 man roster????
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I hope so
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And torres… and posey…. i mean, it’s gonna be tough
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think I’d be more dissapointed if Bowker doesn’t get the nod than if Posey doesn’t. Posey will be up soon enough, Bowker needs some consistent PAs. I fear that we’ll be having the “Bowker is on the trading blocks” conversation this winter.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
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Box score shows 7 RBI’s?!
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 24, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Royals announcer just referred to “Nick Schierholtz.”
I have thought about sending an email to them along the lines of the questions asked in the Mychael Urban chats, but the guy seems sincere, so I decided not to.
Is he the Royals announcer, or just a generic MLB.com announcer?
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Royals
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Mar 24, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
ah
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I was in Tucson Sunday, and the D-Backs PA guy kept pronouncing Bowker’s name as “Bo-Ker”.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
BOker?
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That’s not the first time that’s happened.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BOWKERMANIA!
(again)
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Damn it, my feed is behind. So annoying. I guess I have to stay off the game day threads.
/has a sad
BOWKER!
4TH outfielder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 24, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
John Bowker sez
PUT ME ON THE FUCKING TEAM, YOU FUCKING FUCKS
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by bondslegend on Mar 24, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
His hitting ability is there
but his soldiering is not where it needs to be
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Cried in Venezuela
Bad Soldiers ride buses.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Mar 24, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ishikawa on base for both of Bowker’s HRs… see y’all, I’m going home/
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 24, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker’s lucky charm
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 24, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
VROOOOOOOM!!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Who the hell is Juan Ciriaco?
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
I met him once at a Griz vs Cats game. Nice guy; polite and signed a bunch of stuff for kids
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 24, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Fresno Grizzlies SS
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
E-4?!!?
Frandsen’s trade value just went in the shitter
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
Frandsen is a True Giants Fan
Doing anything he can to stay in the organization.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
THIS
w/ uribe at short, and Rent and sanchez on another team
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IMO Uribe has no business starting over Bowker.
+1 FTW
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
I'd rather see Uribe than rent though
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YO BORK LISTEN UP
Bowker>Uribe>Renteria
Simple mathematics.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
iawtc
where does sanchez fit in that list? Granted, it won’t matter, since he’ll only play about 60 games
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Tough question
Since I haven’t really been exposed to a full season of Sanchez.
I HOPE he is better than Uribe, but am I convinced yet? Nope.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
BUT HEE WUN A BATING TITEL
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Fanpost says that my son got a two year extension!
/wipes joyful tears
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Anybody else see this tweet from John Shea yesterday?
Posey isn’t ready to C every day in bigs, but can still help a contender: C once a series, back up 1B, pinch hit, learn.
/awaits rage
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
22GIGANTES=JOHN SHEA
rabble rabble rabble rabble
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Like the Yankees. Posada is getting old.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 24, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS SO FUCKING MORONIC
Buster Posey is the best positional prospect the Giants have. What POSSIBLE reason could there be for putting him in a position where he’d be on the bench? THAT MAKES NO SENSE. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THIS BULLSHIT
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I guess they need someone to watch.
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Lormand is getting a PA! Any news if he will be in back in A or AA this year?
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Question
Gameday indicated an injury delay, then said that Lormand was replacing Frandsen. Did Frandsen hurt himself watching Rohlinger take a called third strike?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
It sounded like he fouled a ball off which hit him in the foot and then bounced up and hit him in the face, so he had to leave the game. I think he only took a pitch or two before it happened.
Yeah, he left on a 1-1 count
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Fouled a ball that bounced up and hit him in the eye, or somewhere in the face.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
now that is some crappy luck
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hankschulman Kevin Frandsen just fouled a ball off the plate that came back and hit him in the mouth. He left the game, bleeding.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
SERGIO!
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 24, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
/shift-A
Bowkermania, D: Frandsen, anything else?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 24, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Posey actually behind the plate.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
:O
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 24, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker doing work
to send Velez to Fresno, Nate doubting himself and Lewis somewhere else.
Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997
i still love this
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16" pythons…etc…
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone hear the Bowkermania reference on the feed?
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Just heard it on the iphone. Awesome.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 24, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I sent the email about an hour ago, and he finally mentioned it.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching Monta and Reggie DESTROY the Grizz, what did he say?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Bowkermania runnin’ wild tonight
From me in Anaheim
He actually said it twice
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He knew it was worth repeating.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 24, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
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Thursday night's game
On CSN-Bay Area AND MLB Network live at 7 PM.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
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