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LOL VILLANOVER!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 20, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

needz moar baseball

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 20, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAELS!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEARS

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 20, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDLE!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUKE?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Mar 20, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE LIKE PUKE!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOES DOWN

"But it only takes five future unabombers to take what should be a 400-comment thread and turn it into a 1,200-comment one full of anger… anger I suspect has more to do with the fact that they can’t land the hot chick rather than the fact that we signed Aubrey Huff instead of gave Garko a chance after dealing away a supposedly valuable prospect for him." -mlb22
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!

by MadBum on Mar 20, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEA GAELS!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 21, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just went on KNBR

to defend The Problem.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Mar 20, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That was you?

I was wondering who on KNBR would be talking OBP and zone rating.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 20, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

You should have seen my face scrunch up when I heard him lamenting Fred’s baseball instincts, while he seems to have no problem with Velez!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Mar 20, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

But typical.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

love the vroom

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 20, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Streaming? Streaming anyone?

Bueler? Bueler?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.veetle.com/index.php/channel/view#4ba524aea44ac

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

are these going to be available often?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Mar 20, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wrong Veetle channel will give you syphilis of the internet. I put something nasty on my computer at work trying to watch a Niners game.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 20, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 20, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FRED
hankschulman: Sammy Sosa redux: Fred Lewis told me he injured ribcage cartilage by coughing too hard when he was sick earlier this week. It’s not serious.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Giants baseball.

Well, sometimes.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip on TV! Also a group of guys who are technically a major league baseball team.

by Seasick fish on Mar 20, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT A PLAY BY HUFF!!

"But it only takes five future unabombers to take what should be a 400-comment thread and turn it into a 1,200-comment one full of anger… anger I suspect has more to do with the fact that they can’t land the hot chick rather than the fact that we signed Aubrey Huff instead of gave Garko a chance after dealing away a supposedly valuable prospect for him." -mlb22
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!

by MadBum on Mar 20, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GUNNED HIM

"But it only takes five future unabombers to take what should be a 400-comment thread and turn it into a 1,200-comment one full of anger… anger I suspect has more to do with the fact that they can’t land the hot chick rather than the fact that we signed Aubrey Huff instead of gave Garko a chance after dealing away a supposedly valuable prospect for him." -mlb22
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!

by MadBum on Mar 20, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey would have thrown that into left field.

by DJ Tofu on Mar 20, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the ball would've gotten completely past him

"But it only takes five future unabombers to take what should be a 400-comment thread and turn it into a 1,200-comment one full of anger… anger I suspect has more to do with the fact that they can’t land the hot chick rather than the fact that we signed Aubrey Huff instead of gave Garko a chance after dealing away a supposedly valuable prospect for him." -mlb22
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Welcome to the home, Ryan Verdugo. Do me proud with your sweet left arm! Also, keep up your undefeated streak. Don't change that 5-0 record!

by MadBum on Mar 20, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have turned around and asked the umpire if the runner was allowed to do that. Then he would have stomped his feet, pouted, and whined that stealing isn’t fair.

by Seasick fish on Mar 20, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, MLB Network

One hour tape delay again. Way to ruin the gameday thread. :(

Why do they even do that!?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

streaming link above…

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d still rather watch on the big, awesome tv, though.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is true. although i’m at work so i can only wish.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the Giants allowed to use the phrase “Kung-Fu Panda” in their marketing? Wouldn’t there be some sort of legal issue?

by Seasick fish on Mar 20, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

the PRC have no problem with bootlegging

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the actual team use it in marketing.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

they do

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Mar 20, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT’S DUE!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Best adopted son ever.

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Mar 20, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG!!!!!

RENT IS BACK MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Mar 20, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Calling my copyright lawyer!

Oops, forgot about the restraining order….

by hokysmksbw on Mar 21, 2010 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Size of hubcaps !!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 20, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounded like he hit a dish rag

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHH ITS SO REFRESHING

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TEH DINGERZ!!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

EVEN MORE STRECHING DOWN THE MONEY NERDS

WHO NEEDS DEFENSES

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Mar 20, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff's got Wood!

Win the inning.
Adopted home of Renteria - celebrated World Series hero...of 1997

by Scooter Ellis on Mar 20, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

THESE OLD GUYS CAN HIT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 20, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants legendary power on display, as expected.

by Seasick fish on Mar 20, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SLOW

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

How many times do you think he could have kicked that and still thrown out Molina?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Mar 20, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thrice.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard liner! The third baseman bobbles it! He chases after it! He can’t find it! Now he has it, an off-balance throw to the straining first baseman — OUT BY NINE FEET.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OUT BY NINETY FEET

FIFY

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

the guy could have rolled the ball to first, lawn bowls style, and still got Bengie.

by DJ Tofu on Mar 20, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He could have walked it to 1B.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he could have sent it by UPS ground.

by DJ Tofu on Mar 20, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DHL.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

UPS SUCKS

/newly hired by fedex woot

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Mar 20, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

the funny thing is how you guyz react

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The between innings commercial break will give Bengie a chance to get to first.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Mar 20, 2010 1:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I’m a Capricorn, why?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems an awful lot like you are having one side of a private conversation. This is GDT, not AIM.

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just occured to me

Perhaps all the young, promising talent the giants have been exhibiting this spring was just a front to freak out the vets into playing much better. Don’t tell them that they won’t actually lose their jobs.

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants management are notorious for always thinking several steps ahead, like chess masters.

by Seasick fish on Mar 20, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on this knight’s SSS, I suggest we sacrifice him for a couple of pawns with high upside.

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

World Champion Giants. :(

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SABEAN SIGNS HUBBELL FOR FIFTH STARTER

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on Mar 20, 2010 1:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

currently orbiting the Planet Molina

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Mar 20, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, “utility guy”?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban is trying to molest Buster.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

why are they interviewing the ballboy?

by DJ Tofu on Mar 20, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ballhandling experience

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

the other one smokes weed

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

what ever happened to Turtle?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer

If this guy is the 2008 version the Giants could be playing in late October

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer Projection:

ERA: 2.50
Winz: 95

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m buying WS tix

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Wellemeyer, Huff, DeRosa, and Bengie are all the 2008 version, and Renteria and Rowand are the 2007 version, we’re set!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the TARDIS!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing how many giants players you could say that about…

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Mar 20, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

should i bring a picnic basket?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This is

SO random. Performance art?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Mar 20, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW why the fuck can’t I find CSN-BA on my TV?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 20, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

where the black ones

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

that's racis

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Mar 20, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ova’ there wit mah homies

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure looked a lot like Velez right there

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta get those jinxes out before the season starts

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 20, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

your logic is befuddling

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

an ingrown butt hair>>>>velez

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doesn’t have to know

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This is getting suspenseful.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

come you know you like that stuff

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I won’t tell him

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not happy right now >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 20, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

can I interest you in a talking fish to hang on your wall?

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

do a search on the menu, it should show all games whether you get the channel or not.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Mar 20, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the sports channels aren’t even showing up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 20, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

what cable provider do you have

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 20, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking Dish

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 20, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never heard of them

are they new? Seems bold to put “fucking” right in their company title…

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Mar 20, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did a search and no Giants games showing up for today. The channel is supposed to be 419 and I guess we aren’t subscribed to it anymore, what the hell.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 20, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

420 is worth a try

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 20, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 20, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Timmy all the time

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did wilriv get even crazier?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Lucy Liu finally got that restraining order through.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, it’s fun. Until someone loses an eye.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does that mean shes back on the market?…..

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was tough. The guy kept writing “Heaven” for location, confusing the legal team.

by Lucy Liu on Mar 20, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

Aubrey Huff: Good player?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Mar 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Hitter

possibly

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon good girls like you?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this game

“on the ground into the hole”

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

do you have a friend?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i had a feeling you were in the market for one

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg wil is so meta right now

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

is she a freak like you?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't you wish your girlfriend was ...

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Mar 20, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand what’s happening.

by Into the Void on Mar 20, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

no I’m online in some stupid baseball blog where everyone types from their mommas basement

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Excuse me, I am in my aunt’s attic.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok i will concentrate

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

but i told you i love baseball and you told me you were a fan

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda’s been cut

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 20, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and something about the Giants uniforms hitting well this spring

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 20, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

one-sided cyber and a coupla dingerz by washed up gamers

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilriv is trying to get some

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by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilriv has lost his mind.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 20, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He used to have it!?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He used to have Brian Sabean’s mind.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong if I don’t find that unusual?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 20, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilriv is drunk.

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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilriv is doing his best Ron Washington impression

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

now they are making fun of me on this blog. they say i’m trying to get you in bed but you know better

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLreds

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by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

this is possibly more entertaining than the game

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hells yeah

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by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it supposed to make any sense whatsoever!?

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS WILRIV?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

dp not know if i can do that anymore

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure we can try it

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

USC fan; figures

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 20, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEATER

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff, masturbation OBP machine

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by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

can your friend join us ?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WOAH!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa baby tell us more

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont stop wil dont stop!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

here we go with the back boners again

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 20, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is nuts!!

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 20, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA

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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am calling a ground out to LF

by DJ Tofu on Mar 20, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I really wish that they had televised a game with Neal and Ford and Kieschnick. I really wanted to see Ford run.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Spoiler: he’s pretty fast.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you and i can go to dinner. she can join us later for drinks and ……

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

do you have a pic of her?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF IS GOING ON????

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

As far as I can tell, he’s hitting on his hand.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly a Fleshlight.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilriv v. hand? who will win this battle?

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

sit back, relax and enjoy the entertainment

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by timmeh on Mar 20, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Otherwise it didnt happen

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

she can join us for dinner

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

is she as freaky as you?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

the dudes at the baseball blog are out to come out of their basements

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

PICS OR IT DIDN"T HAPPEN

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DICKS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no it would be good for them

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

shhhh

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

nah most of them are young and are alright., there are a couple of mommas boys and obnoxious fooks

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t forget the girls

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by timmeh on Mar 20, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you a cougar too?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lookout Graham she wants you

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by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im down with the Cougars

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Your friend is hot

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

how old is she? Asian women maintain a youthful appearance

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

think a couple of the fellas got excited about the cougar comment

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

get out of it, wellemeyer

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 20, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What we know so far:

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

uh, meanwhile, there are two runners on base and wellemeyer just struck gomes out. now back to the game.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Mar 20, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

so tell me more about Reiko

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, Joe Morgan is here.

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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

nice huff!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES FUCK YES

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 20, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Huff! Nice!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

51? she looks about 35

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GIVE HIM THE GOLD GLOVE NOW

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering wtf was up with wilriv

And then I clicked on his name.

omgwtfbbq.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 20, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Er…just looks like his plain ol’ profile to me.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know

but the picture of the asian lady thing

it boggles the mind

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by RDreamer on Mar 20, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a caricature of Lucy Liu.

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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Lucy Liu

wil’s had her as his avatar forever. The pic has changed, but it’s always her.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so

But it looks like she had sex with E.T. and spawned that

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Mar 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, maybe THAT’S who the “hot friend” he’s talking about is.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

E.T. phone u?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Kuiper older in this clip than he is now?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He travelled back through time

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 20, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s heavy.

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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Young Duane doesn’t look all that young.

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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG BASEBALL ON TV OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I just got back from practicing bassoon and I see baseball on my TV! Best day ever!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 20, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yesss

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bassoon didn’t suck either. I am working on the first movement of Vivaldi’s concerto in E minor, and it’s starting to sound like music! I can’t believe it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

A young Kuiper, my sister thinks he is the bees kness

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by timmeh on Mar 20, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Self-deprecating broadcasters are the best broadcasters.

by Seasick fish on Mar 20, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

omg Bowkermania

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

“Someone pay attention to me!”

by Seasick fish on Mar 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

URBAN: TELL ME WHY YOU LOVE ME

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 20, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So how baked is Barry right now?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Urban shout out to McC on TV!

One step closer to world domination!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m listening to KNBR. Did Urban really give a shout out to McC?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 20, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. He talked about his weekly chats on csnbayarea and mentioned how people always ask him to tell interesting stuff about Ztio

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of. He told Barry Zito that people on his online chat always ask him to tell them about Barry Zito. Thats mostly us, isnt it?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d say the majority of people who ask about Zito are McCoven. Although, I do know someone who’s mostly on AN tried to ask him that once.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 20, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it was kinda an unintentional shout out that no one would recognize except McCoven!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yay great bunt!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Best shape of his life!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of which, damn Bengie has a big gut now. That’s the best shape of his life?

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by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most circular shape of his life!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s nature’s shape

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics or its not happening

by fantastical on Mar 20, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So. I guess wil’s left on his booty call.

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by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn now we just have to watch baseball in our mommas basements you obnoxious fookers

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is good

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Mar 20, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was fun while it lasted.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz needs to wear the high sock stirup

by Gargonzo on Mar 20, 2010 2:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

ANDRES THE GIANT

And damn I want some BBQ

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 20, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

so is timmy now modeling those phiten necklaces or has he just become a watusi?

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by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The speed gun on the CSN graphic just said 48mph on one of those pitches

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yay Crawford!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

so who’s winning?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently your hand.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucy Liu

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 20, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s got a mean slider

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You talking to us?

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by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOTSTRAP!!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

3 zip good guys

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That you Hawk?

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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can put it on the board, YES!

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hellllllz naw

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love these old vids.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 20, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

omg Willie Mays in the 80s in uniform!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 20, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That was pretty cool

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk and one of this 23 kids!

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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

didn’t know he was Mormon

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure baby, whatever you want

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

there we go!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wilriv is whipped.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

just remember I am not young

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Its ok. No ones perfect.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY MONEY (are we still doing that?)

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 20, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure

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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

B$!!!!!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

used to be able to
not anymore

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my! Vapors!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow the Reds infield is not the best defensively

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LO LREDS

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa did A-ribe lose weight? He looks slimmer.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 20, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s in the best shape of his life.

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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

just so as not to lie to you there are a few ladies on that blog

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Janish

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Gosh, Bengie could have scored from first on that error.

by DJ Tofu on Mar 20, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLinger.

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it helps move things forward, Ok

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowk’d!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWK’d.

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania !!!

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by vinScullySucks on Mar 20, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

No. Viagra once. It was ok. Nothing good, nothing bad. She smiled

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi all (and whoever it is wilriv is talking to)… just popped in to say that buying the HD flatscreen this Christmas was totally worth it… back to the couch now.
And also, Bowker? I hardly even knew her!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Johnny Boy!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWker?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Mar 20, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh I thought they got him.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah that was way close

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that old man.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome old footage of 1954.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 20, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

that was ridiculous.

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

First gamer baby of the year?

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 20, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

first of many.

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dorn? Really?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 20, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lando of the new century!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 20, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of the Dorn in Major Leagues, the movie.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dorn from Major League would make a lousy Lando

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

Let’s cut through the crap, Hinshaw. I only got one thing to say to you: “Strike this mother fucker out.”

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 20, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

bammit bootstrap.

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, so THAT’S who you’ve been chatting up.

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by jcb9 on Mar 20, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I got a buddy or two

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

betcha it’s howie.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 20, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you have more friends?

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wil, what is going on with you?

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by Giant among Angels on Mar 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m guessing acid?

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

are they fine like Reiko

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Thai, VN, Flip all of it

by wilriv21 on Mar 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

early-onset alzheimer’s?

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRAB SOME PINE!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the weirdest GDT I have ever read through.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

i blame wil entirely

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 20, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Wil Rivera.

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by victor frankenstein on Mar 20, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Toasters, upon reading this review, disbanded. If they couldn’t entertain that Kaliber person then what was the point of continuing to tour?.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Mar 21, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions