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CHEESECAKE IS NOT A PIE!
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by say hey nation on Mar 19, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions
Yes it is
It has a crust; therefore, pie
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Tart = elitist pie
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
lies
It’s not cake either.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
cheeseCAKE
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It’s not made with flour, thus, not cake.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 19, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotcha
/moves cookies into cake category
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Cowpie
Also not a pie. English is a funny language that way.
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CHEESECAKE IS NOT A PIE!!!!!!
I WILL KILL ALL THE CHEESECAKE AS PIE SUPPORTERS!
Actually, there won’t be any violence, but I will eat your cheesecake and mock you mercilessly for thinking it is a cheesepie.
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How did Ice Cream infiltrate the Cake side?
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Ice cream Cake?
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by say hey nation on Mar 19, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Red Velvet is the Villanova of this Bracket.
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by say hey nation on Mar 19, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions
ooooh burn
ooh red velvet cupcake nom nom nom
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by shanghaijim on Mar 19, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
I don’t really have a sweettooth, which is probably why rhubarb appeals to me so much….
Strawberry rhubarb is easily my favorite pie….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Mar 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Pumpkin for the win!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 19, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions
I’m doing a Cake vs. Pie tournament pool at work. I think it’ll just be me participating, but I’ll be a winner.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
Wow – tough call between wedding and pineapple upside down cakes. Both sound much better than they actually taste. Gonna have to go with the fruity choice.
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My main problem with wedding cake is the 18 pounds of icing that they get slathered in.
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But that’s the only thing that provides any moisture. Usually the wedding cakes are dried out with some yucky slime in between layers.
That’s why I just got a delicious chocolate cake for my post-wedding party.
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by can of corn on Mar 19, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
My rationale is that icing can easily be added or removed to taste. A yucky upside down cake is beyond help.
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What !!
Pineapple Upside Down Cake is really more of a pie..when done correctly, the brown sugar forms a delicious sugary “crust” on top of the cake.
As a pie aficionado, Pineapple Upside Down cake is the only cake I will eat.
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So wrong
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What’s with all of the Pineapple Upside Down Cake hate ? My homemade one is pretty awesome.
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Should I bring the Tamales or Carnitas ?...
have also been working on a new appetizer. It is a cheese crisp
( think crispy quesadilla) with marinated crab (lime, garlic, one serrano pepper, one green onion) shredded romaine lettuce, avocado, sour cream lime sauce. The romaine goes on the crisp, crab on top of that, avocado and lime cream . Cut it like a pizza. Mrs. NVSFG swears by it.
Also just started grilling asparagus with olive oil, sea salt and fresh cracked black pepper. It is awesome. I make a sour cream/horseradish drizzle that goes really well with the smokey flavor off of the grill.
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Why did I read that as McKevin Pollak?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 22, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Butter cream is pretty bad, but I don’t mind the (I can’t think of the name) Cream.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 19, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Man
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely, wedding cake is for appearances, not taste. And I vote based on taste!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 19, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
And I vote based on taste!
TWSS!!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve had some extremely delicious wedding cake in my time.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It is not un-possible – just exceedingly rare.
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by can of corn on Mar 19, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of the newfangled wedding cakes are really good
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by shanghaijim on Mar 19, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Pineapple upside down cake is good
…if you pull the pineapple slices off
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And turn it upside up.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds delicious.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m rooting for peanut butter pie.
Also, angel food cake is delicious.
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Apple is highly overrated in the Pie bracket. It’s like they’re a Big East team. My money’s on blueberry.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 19, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions
Is there a problem with that? Pumpkin pie would like to have a word with you.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 19, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh yes I did.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 19, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You tell ‘em, Baron. The Big Least ain’t all that great.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BIG YEAST!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 20, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
It was the perfect crime.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite pie is probably Banana Cream, but I think the winner here should be Pumpkin Pie. It’s edible any time of the year for any meal, is amazingly delicious, is versatile enough to accommodate different toppings or none at all, and is arguably still among the healthiest options on that bracket.
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I’ve said it before, with much resulting derision, but I do not like pumpkin pie. Perhaps it’s because my mother made it rather poorly, or she fed it to us too often, but I am not a fan. I like pumpkin flavor in general – I eat pumpkin soup, pumpkin ravioli and I even make a mean pumpkin lasagna. But I do not like the pie.
My apologies for this character deficiency.
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by can of corn on Mar 19, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I do like pumpkin pie, but I can completely understand why somebody wouldn’t want to eat forkfuls of flavored paste.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmmm orange paste nom nom nom
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by shanghaijim on Mar 19, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON’T KNOW
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by can of corn on Mar 19, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I second this question.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 19, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
But I do not like the pie.
I LOVE THE PIE!!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Pumpkin spice pancakes are pretty good
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 19, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Pumpkin lasagna? I’m listening.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 19, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Can’t find the recipe right now (I have a horrible filing system consisting of a big pile in a cupboard), but it’s good. Let me see if I can find it later. . .
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Please, ma'am
You must share the recipe for pumpkin lasagna!
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Pumpkin is the replacement level pie.
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Them’s fighting words.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 22, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what sucks? Mc…err…RUSH!
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by say hey nation on Mar 19, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
McRush?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Cake does suck. Their music is awful.
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That trumpet makes me cringe.
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by victor frankenstein on Mar 20, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I like that band.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 20, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
FROM SACRAMENTO!
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by The Enchanter on Mar 20, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
NOR CAL TIES
Seriously though, they’re a pretty good band.
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by Gobroks on Mar 21, 2010 11:27 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Actually I’ve never really heard them, I just wanted to play along.
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Ah, they're pretty good
although all their songs sound kinda similar
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Well, John McCrae doesn’t have a hell of a lot of range vocally. But he’s a good songwriter. I’ll stand by Cake. I’m eagerly awaiting their supposed 2010 album.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 22, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw them live once in GG Park
They were fun. I can’t hate a band that has the song, “Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.”
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That's true
I like them and all their songs are good so its okay that they sound similar. They’re not like Coldplay who has similar sounding mediocre (at best) songs
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The Wedding Cake bracket is filled with inedible dessert failures.
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Do you know what would make me really happy? If OGC posted a 1,500 word dissertation on why pie is great.
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And 1500 more one why the bracketolgy of this website is wrong and why the paid blogger should quit.
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by say hey nation on Mar 19, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
and then a week later...
…realized Jerome Williams was no longer cake and is now pie
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But then he’d be obsessivepiecompulsive.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I have my money on banana cream
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 19, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
brownies>pie>cake
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by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 19, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
Brownies are for lazy people who otherwise like cake. That’s two strikes against you…
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Nah
Brownies are much better than cake. But pie is still better than brownies.
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It’s rich chocolate cake. Small squares of rich chocolate cake. Your anti-cake bias is blinding you.
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Brownies are too moist to be cake. They are in their own classification.
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Also, they don’t need to be slathered in nasty-ass frosting, unlike cake (or, if you insist, like conventional cake).
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So you are saying because it tastes so good you can’t believe it’s cake? Is that your argument?
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My argument is that frosting is the most overrated thing in the history of forever.
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by the way
My wife claims to be neutral on pie vs. cake, so I figured she’d be a good arbiter on these issues, so a while back I asked her about brownies and cheesecake. Her rulings:
- Brownies are not cake
- Cheesecake is a type of pie
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I’m sure she also has a RAGE issue and can’t help but mention Kimothy Batiste’s name in conversations.
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Your wife is correct.
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Webster's Dictionary or jcb9's wife
Main Entry: brown·ie
Pronunciation: \ˈbrau̇-nē\
Function: noun
Etymology: 1brown
Date: circa 1500
1 : a legendary good-natured elf that performs helpful services at night
2 capitalized : a member of a program of the Girl Scouts for girls in the first through third grades in school
3 : a small square or rectangle of rich usually chocolate cake often containing nuts
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What the hell? It actually does say that elf thing.
I must investigate this….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Embarrasing Nerb Factoid
I knew about the small elf definition mainly due to the time I spent playing EverQuest.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man! Those are the elves from the shoemaker story!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I have never believed MW before, why would I start now?
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Main Entry: 3pant
Function: noun
Etymology: short for pantaloons
Date: 1840
1 : an outer garment covering each leg separately and usually extending from the waist to the ankle —usually used in plural
2 plural chiefly British : men’s underpants
3 plural : pantie
— with one’s pants down : in an embarrassing position (as of being unprepared to act)
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Cookie
Main Entry: cook·ie
Variant(s): or cooky \ˈku̇-kē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural cook·ies
Etymology: Dutch koekje, diminutive of koek cake
Date: 1703
1 : a small flat or slightly raised cake
2 a : an attractive woman <a buxom French cookie who haunts the…colony’s one night spot — Newsweek> b : person, guy
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Pancake
Main Entry: 1pan·cake
Pronunciation: \ˈpan-ˌkāk\
Function: noun
Date: 14th century
: a flat cake made of thin batter and cooked (as on a griddle) on both sides
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Cupcake
Main Entry: cup·cake
Pronunciation: \ˈkəp-ˌkāk\
Function: noun
Date: 1828
: a small cake baked in a cuplike mold
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CheeseCAKE
Main Entry: cheese·cake
Pronunciation: \-ˌkāk\
Function: noun
Date: 15th century
1 : a dessert consisting of a creamy filling usually containing cheese baked in a pastry or pressed-crumb shell
2 : a photographic display of shapely and scantily clothed female figures —often used attributively — compare beefcake
Someone please search this comment for ‘pie’. I can’t count all the references to ‘pie’ there. Round it up if you can please. Thanks.
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Neither definition describes it as a cake either.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No. But it consists of cheese. And is called a cheesecake.
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Definition of pie: “a dessert consisting of a filling (as of fruit or custard) in a pastry shell or topped with pastry or both.”
So would a crumb shell be a pastry shell?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
NUCLEAR OPTION MOTHERFUCKER
piz·za [peet-suh] Show IPA
–noun
a flat, open-faced baked pie of Italian origin, consisting of a thin layer of bread dough topped with spiced tomato sauce and cheese, often garnished with anchovies, sausage slices, mushrooms, etc.
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You think pizza trumps cookies, brownies, cakes, pancakes, cupcakes,… oh and lemon squares! Put down the brownies, man!
I mean, put down the small squares of rich chocolate cake. Man. If you can that is. They are delicious.
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Deep dish. O only eat pizza that’s at least four inches thick.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 20, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Slices so wide and flat ya gotta fold’em
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New York Style !
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Deep dish, and it’s not even close.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 20, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually?
What the heck does that mean? What is cheesecake without cheese?
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Creme brulee got hosed with their exclusion
Just because they don’t play in a conference
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Didn’t even get a shot at the play-in game.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, seriously.
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Which is just criminal.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 19, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
When we're at a restaurant...
and the server is rattlling off dessert choices, here’s out it plays out:
Server: We have chocolate cake, key lme pie, creme bru-
Goofus: Stop! No need to go on. I’ll have the creme brulee
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Goofus is correct.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 19, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
Although, creme brulees at restaurants are a mixed bag. All depends on where you go.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 19, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Tiramisu was also excluded from the bracket unfairly.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 19, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Also missing tres leches and red bean cake
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 19, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Also: Lemon squares!
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by The Enchanter on Mar 20, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Pie ftw
I’m having trouble voting on pie because both options sound good.
I’m having trouble voting on cake because both options sound bad.
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The Cake committee doesn’t recognize this as a valid tournament. Cupcakes? Brownies? Hot cakes? Where are they? This bracket is absurd. Cheesecake is on the other side? Why don’t we just put key lime pie as a #16 seed for cake (a reasonable ranking in the cake category). “Birthday cake” is not a flavor. Wedding cake? Not all wedding cake is equal. What if it’s the bride’s sixth wedding? And only one chocolate flavored cake huh? Pardon me while I call ‘bullshit’.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
You’re wrong and you know you’re wrong. It’s just sad, really.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Sad? I don’t think so. You know what’s sad jcb9? A kid without cake on his birthday. A bride cutting her wedding german chocolate pie. Why are you trying to punish little henry, jcb9? He just wanted to blow out his candles and make a wish that his parents will stop arguing and give him the love & attention he needs on his special day. And the poor bride. This is her one special day to enjoy love. It’s all downhill after that. You know what the divorce rate is today? Odds are she’s going to be raising little henry all by herself while that jerk has a midlife crisis, marries his secretary, while she’s back on the dating scene realizing all the good men are taken. Let her enjoy her one day dammit.
I can take being accused of being wrong jcb9. But please explain to little henry why cake is better than pie. Go ahead.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I don't even need words to explain the horrors of cake to a child
All it takes is an image:
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That looks like something vulgar.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Vulgar Twilight cake is a tautology
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Looks like a red bell pepper.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s no way Lemon Meringue should be seeded that low. #13!? That’s just bizarre.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 19, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Chet Lemon?
"And we plead and we pray for a glimmer of day,
As the night folds its wings and descends, exposing the loose ends."
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.
Carrot cake at #7?????
Fuck that right in its ear. That’s the best cake there is.
And birthday cakes at #1. Please. A lot of birthday cakes are crappy.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
I generally try to stay away from pie vs cake discussions because I generally enjoy desserts and feel no need to make them compete for my love, but this is absolutely right. There is no cake better than carrot cake.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Yeah. I like pie and cake.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 20, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Carrots don’t deserve their own cake.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Both sides of the bracket are seriously flawed
The bracket selection committee needs to have their heads examined.
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WHY IS THERE NO BLACKBERRY PIE
I call shenanigans.
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PAUL F TOMPKINS IS NOT IMPRESSED
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
AND PS PIE ALWAYS WINS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bacon Pie should be somewhere on the list...
[hat tip to ThinkGeek]
Ingredients:
1 pound bacon, chopped
1 onion, chopped
8 large eggs, beaten to blend
1 pound russet potatoes, peeled and grated
2 3/4 cups grated sharp cheddar
1/2 teaspoon pepper
extra bacon strips to weave as the pie crust
1. Preheat oven to 350°F and line 9-inch pie dish with a woven bacon piecrust.
2. Bake bacon crust until bacon is mostly cooked, then drain (or leave drippings in pan for extra yummy).
3. Cook bacon and onion in heavy large skillet over medium heat until bacon is crisp and onion is translucent, stirring frequently, about 8 minutes.
4. Transfer to paper towel using slotted spoon and drain well.
5. Combine eggs with next 3 ingredients, then mix in bacon mixture.
6. Pour into prepared baking dish, spreading mixture evenly.
7. Bake until center is set, about 45 minutes. Cut into squares and serve.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
Im team Cake. I have had 3 different cakes in the last 3 days.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 21, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions
Pie trumps all. My only question is why so many worthy pies were excluded: peach, strawberry-rhubarb, pineapple cream, peace-blueberry, Dutch apple. And what about the savory pies? Meat pies are pies, too! And they’re delicious! Because they’re pies!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Meat pies are pies, too! And they’re delicious!
Spring Lamb Scottish Meat Pies from Dixon, CA
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Also, #8,351 cake item not mentioned on this bogus bracket: cinnamon cake doughnuts.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
What? No Taco Bell pie?
I guess its a secret family recipe.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Somebody should organize this for McC.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
I know who will be there. You would love to taste test all of them.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Sure, why not? If I remember, I’ll set up a post on my lunch break. It’s been relatively slow lately anyway.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 23, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind… I just can’t throw myself into this fight with so much energy. I like both!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 23, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions





















